#I WILL blather

[thefreelanceangel]

Highlight a FFXIV blog with an OC who has a really compelling backstory. :)

One????

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They're like Pringles, I can't stop with just one.

@sealrock has ... so much backstory to Paris and their family. Just... so much lore... I'm annoyed at the fact it's not laid out in novel format for me to read. *taps foot impatiently* [Also shout out to my eternal beloved, Kirke.]

@ahollowgrave's Odette is another character with enough backstory to provide me with at least a solid trilogy. Which I am waiting. for.

@riftdancing and @gatheredfates need to give me Siyoh and Azuma's stories as an interweaving narrative. They can each write a couple of chapters. [Another shout out to my other eternal beloveds, Z and Blink]

@notorious-sparrow ... okay look, I love Yein ( @iron-sparrow's main) and Yein is Our Beloved. However, I am deeply curious about Sacheo and I want a book. Now.

@rylen-ashworth is okay, I guess. (<3 gotta needle you, my dude) And he's written a character with a solid backstory that actually affects how the character acts in daily life, which I find particularly rare in RP communities. (Trauma, yeah, people reflect that, but also how does their backstory affect how they interact with others on a friendly basis? Etc.)

@shroudkeeper / @gentlekami needs to deliver a trilogy to my desk on Kikyo within the week, thank you. I need to read novels about her.

@luck-and-larceny and @dumb-hat also need to deliver a trilogy to me about Malika and Evander, with additional overlaying chapters. I particularly want one that's Malika editing Evander's written memoirs of things they did together.

...okay I'm really going over my limit so...

@faustinebellamy and @argentrenard and @kestrelvylbrand and @gray-morality and @this-is-ris

...and @justatheo...

okay there I'll shut up now

[shaydh]

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you

[deterioratingpisces]

Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

[pidgydraws]

💝 junk mail 💝

every offer to be your sweetheart is meaningless when you've already got the only partner you need <3

[partlysmith]

"pokemon are kinda weird when you think about it"

"digimon lines are pure chaos and make no sense"

monster rancher: "here's a normal ass ape wearing sunglasses that can only be obtained from a specific Billy Joel CD"

[jaytalking]

... What if Pariah Dark was a giant kinda like other extremely powerful ghosts in the series? Sorry I just can't stop thinking about the image of a giant castle and Danny waking up in a giant bed because the Crown sensed his distress at being possibly vulnerable with his parents around and spirited him away automatically to what is now his Lair as he was sleeping. Immense confusion some hilarity and a bit of sadness.... Just how I like it.

[sailorsun546]

The alchemical notation for Aqua Regia, I see you fuckers (affectionate)

[rainabic]

[gomzdrawfr]

special episode: animal crossing new horizon crossover

first off, my fav guy, Blathers but it's Gaz

Then the dodo airline, featuring a very chatty Orville Johnny and Wilbur John....

Last but not least...

[benanazauce]

mini beeprowl comic for now I think prowl woukd enjoy acnh

[imadhatt3r]

This dialogue is sooooo funny, they're really channeling that "early 2000s comedy catty gay besties" energy, like... You said it, girl-friennnd

[beardoesdoodles]

I have an announcement to make:

Steeb.

Thank you for your time

[shaydh]

You can replaced your antidepressants with 40k lore. But watch out! then you will know 40k lore.

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Animal crossing and ROTTMNT crossover — ???

[hoss-bonaventure]

nat and jackie’s relationship drives me NUTS! you’re telling me that nat was the one who buried her bones? the one who wrapped her so delicately in cloth and carried her across feet of snow just to make sure she’s at rest? the one who sat down with her in the wreckage of the plane and give her the most meaningful sendoff she could’ve gotten? nat didn’t NEED jackie the way those girls did. they way they wanted her was carnivorous and clinical, one-sided. they ripped away her sanctity, her autonomy, her literal flesh. they feasted on her and tore her from shred to shred because even in death, jackie gives. nat didn’t NEED to put jackie at rest, but she did because she knows what’s it’s like. after all, isn’t nat also just a pile of bones in the middle of the forest, just giving and giving and giving? nat didn’t NEED to give jackie that good-bye, but she did cause she’s a giver and a lover and she knows that’s going to kill her the way it killed jackie.

[plusultraetc]

One thing we do not give Midoriya enough credit for is training to be a hero while someone he admired was watching. he had to go from normal nerdy teenager to OFA user & hero school hopeful in like ten months while his idol was literally right there critiquing his every move. have you ever tried to do anything ever while someone you admired was watching you? this truly was my anxiety academia