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I JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY MIND
#AZIRAPHALE YOU IDIOT#I WAS LITERALLY SCREMAING GO TO HIM GO TO HIM#AAAAAAA#GOOD OMENS#GOOD OMENS SPOILERS
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this even though you dont write rn
🥑🥤💌🌻🧃🍄🪐📚🍬🦷❄️🥐🏜️<- (general art creation) 🦋🐚🐝🌸🎨🧩
YOU ARE INSANE
🥑 - you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?
@fuzziecorpse @bathtubswooo and @h3xrts4-me
🥤- recommend an author or fanfic you love
sing, sweet cicada on ao3! my partner and i loved it so much that i bound a copy for him!
💌 - how many unread emails do you have right now?
22!
🌻 - tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis
@crikey01 your tag games are so silly i love them
🧃- share some personal lore you never posted about before
ooh fun question!! whenever it rains i try to go lay out on the roof of my car, it’s very fun :3
🍄 - share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
its so hard for me to pick just one pairing BUT currently jmart is on my mind so! i think martin likes having little streaks of color in his hair and jon likes to dye his grey streaks to match
🪐- name three good things going on in your life right now
i got my brother into one of my favorite shows, i’m working on a fursuit, and prom is next week!
📚- what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?
a fic idea i had at literally 2am yesterday
🍬 - post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
genuinely i cannot think of oen LMAO
🦷 - share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on
learn to sew!! it’ll have you a lot of money on things like hemming pants/dresses, repairing clothing, and making them too
❄️ - what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?
i’m always a sucker for coffee shop aus man…..
🥐 - name one internet reference that will always make you laugh
my brother and i always use “empty the compartments of your pantaloons” and one of us will respond “FOR WHAT PURPOSE???” and it always makes me giggle
🏜️- what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
those ones that are like “SCREMAING CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP EATING MY WALLS”
🦋 - share something that has been on your heart and mind lately
JMART 🔥🔥🔥
🐚 - do you like or dislike surprises?
i like them usually!
🐝 - tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them
@fuzziecorpse hiii i love you <3
@notroadkills u are so funny king
@crikey01 YOUR ART IS SO GOOD LET ME EAT IT
🌸 - do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them
my baby bunny easter (she is actually terribly old)
woe, baby be upon ye
🎨 - link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it
this martin art. specifically the second one 😭😭 that little image was ALL that was on my mind when i was in my ACT today
🧩 - what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?
NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS OR PUNCTUATION
PLEASEEEE I DONT WANT TO READ A BLOCK OF TEXT MY EYES ARENT MADE TO HANDLE IT
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isaac's chapter ten story has me in a chokehold PLEASE HELP ME
he literally start with this weird ass shit. Good Sir. CONTEXT HE FELL OVER ON MC BECAUSE HES SICK I JUST REALIZED THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTABT LMAO
napolean is literally a lifesaver :((( thank you bro i appreciate you bro
HES SO CUTE STOOP it's okay babe im here to take care of you muah muah <3333
HES SO SWEET TOO AGSGHSJAHS but no im not leaving deal with it. ❤️
exactly <3 i couldn't have said it better myself!!! let me dote on you CMON MAN
>:T
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!! if i get sick it's my own fault you can't take the blame for this i will not let you.
MC......MC DONT DO IT
damn it mc.
I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHY MC DID THAT HELPPPP
i don't think he would appreciate you calling him a baby LMAO
please lie down......pleseeee lie down darling :((( cmon man
WAIT EHAT HOW DOD WE GET HERE i meannnn ah ha ha lip bite for sure babygirl!!!
NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES RAHHHHHHHHH FINE
I WANT ME TO SPOON FEED HIM CMON
i guess so C: he's starting to trust us!!! and care about us!!!!! SCREMAING ND CRYING
mmmm......yeah but a girl can dream can't they :C
SHUT THE FUCK UPB HES SO ADORABLE I AM GOING TO SHOVE HIM IN A BELBDER AND PUT HIM IN A MOCROWAVE AND WATCH HIM SPIN AROUND AND EXPLODE RAHHHHHH
HES ALWAYS BEEN SWEET SHUT UP
mmm that's true C: it's very nice hehe <3 HE SHOULD GET SICK MORE OFTEN ACTUALLY /j
THEN I MUST BE A TERRIBLE PERSON FR
CONTEXT he asked mc to help him DRINK his silly little fake blood!! LIKE WHAT. WHY IS MC SO FLUSTERED JUST HELP??? I DONT GET HOW THATS EMBARRASSING GIRL YOU TRIED TO MAKE OFF HIS SHIRT
no :(((( why would i leave you here???
STOP IM GOING TO SCREAM THATS SO CUTE
ITS SO GOOD THOUGH.....SO GOOD FOR MY HEART AND SOUL.
this was a long ass post so i am sorry if you hit the read more expecting something small LMAO
he's so babygirl kissibg him
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hello i literally just started the next lot of mk comics and having doug back writing is like a breath of fresh air after drowning for so long
even this intro/breakdown is better than the last 60 issues of sludge weve trekked thru
mk style is best when he is simplified and a ghost. its just good. ouuugh after the Last Artist this style makes me want to kiss it
IM NOT A KILLER………..
GRANT MANSION SCREMAING
also like. big note the last fucking time we saw this place was gambit and werewolf fighting in it trying to find marc. marc didnt come back to this after moving to his stupid spectorcorp hole.
JUST….. IM KISSING THEM ALL ON THE FUCKING MOUTH. MY BOYS. FINALLY!! ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT ISNT IN BAD TASTE! MORE THAN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!! THE BOYS!,
ACTUAL GASP AT THIS. SHES CALLING HIM STEVEN AGAIN
EVEN HES SURPRISED LOL AND LIKE “oh it just…. it just feels right…… its like were back at the start…….” maam ive never been more happy to see u
oh wait lol yeah here it is. also the watercolour backgrounds? i love it. im screaming
i forgot how much the “everyone calls him by different names” thing means to each character just ougghhhhhhh
THIS PANEEEEEL AND THE BLANKET AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
DOUG MONECH REALLY SAID “GET THAT SPECTORCORP SHIT OUTTA HERE, STEVEN IS THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE MONEY, FUCK YOU”
OUGGHHHHHHHHHHHOUGOUGOHHHHH IM SO EXCITED…….. this is literally just the first issue but going BACK to the basics……. the fucking KEY to what mk is….. yeah… and the HEAVY emphasis of “me and my 3 other personalities” no matter who is in control. moon knight IS his own personality at this point. holy shit. idk man after the fucking MESS that was marc spector moon knight im so happy to just. get thrown back to the start. clean slate. yes
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#im going to actaully cry becuase i hav ea qui ztomorw but i literlaly do not undesrsantd some of these answers#like. what the fuck. im actaully going to fail!!!!!!#how do you expect me to go back in person after 2 months and have to play catch up and still expect me to understand anything#im going to scream#and then watch me come home telling my dad i got an f and him going 'why would you do that. how did this happen.'#girl YOU made this happen#im goignt o screma#sunny rambles#ANDI LOV EMY FRIEND BUT THIER STUPID PLAYLIST AHS SO MUCH IMAGINE DREAONGS#AND I LITERALLY AHTE IMAGINE DRAONS
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I just finished chapter 181.4 and AHHHHH it's so wholesome I'm gonna cry. anna and gilda trying on clothes is so adorable and all the kids look so happy I'm just....GAH I love them....
I KNOW RIGHT IT'S JUST SO GOOD it's???? Everything I've ever wanted?????????? I was so happy when I first read it, it's just amazing, so pure and wholesome. Hadn't it been for Emma not having her memories it would have probably made it to my #1 favorite chapter, but even with that I think it wins a solid third place!!!!! It's just that... You know how passionate I am about the other, sidelined children that are not the trio, so having a chapter that gave a bit of spotlight to every single of them + trio awesomeness was truly delightful. Might as well go through all of it again while I'm here!!! Following random assorted thoughts in dots eheh. Some are directly taken from the comments I shared with friends after reading it for the first time!!!
Confirmation that all the kids live together in a big house thank you very much that's exactly what I needed
The implication that Emma kept living with grandpa, so cute!!!!! I love that he's not alone anymore.
OLIVER AND VIOLET IN FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNIFORMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFNDOALDHOEBDKABALAABDKBSKAB
Just. You cannot understand how happy I was the first time I saw this spread. The kids finally getting to do what they've always wanted to do... Yeah it made me tear up a little. A little lot.
I like to think the GP group did the same thing on another day!!
THIS. THIS. THIS. I loved this panel so so much like... Cliché scenes of guys peaking over girls at sauna are dead, only "girls and boys wholesomely waving at each other from one side to the other of the bath" scenes from now on. It was just so beautiful and refreshing, it really makes me smile just to think about it. Thoma and Lani goofing with each other and Ray 💢ing at them!!!!!!! Ray / Thoma / Lani interactions are the best and these little things really warm my heart besides what's up with the monkey
THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH. THE MEMES THAT FOLLOWED THIS WERE EPIC. So Norman tho ahah. Norman be like:
Norman: OK PEOPLES WE NEED ALL THE MONEY WE CAN GET TO FIND EMMA. I WANT FOR ALL THE MOST ADVANTAGED TECHNOLOGY TO BE USED. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MATTER OF OUR LIVES. I DON'T WANT A SINGLE RESOURCE TO GO SPARE.
Some innocent, naïve little kid: Maybe we could ask the Ratris for a tip?
Norman:
Norman: Did I fucking stutter.
It's just so neat because you have Norman, pure, soft, won't hurt a fly... But then you also have Norman @Ratris "I would sell you to Satan for a corn chip"
Most men: I don't care about money when it comes to my girlfriend
Norman: *literally starts an entire, successful business in a year to find Emma * get on my level
I love Sonya getting a position in the company, she's so rarely mentioned but still so cool nonetheless!!!!!!!!! Ray is vice-ceo, but has probably only been assigned the role by Norman who wanted to have him around and near him, and probably doesn't do much more than mock Norman and eat chips ahah.
Just. This is so wholesome!!! This is literally the only chapter ever. Just look at them!!! I really like how the other, not-escapees children are occasionally portrayed. I love that, even tho we don't get to know what they wished for (except for Phil and Sherry), at least we know they took part of the trip and got to see their dreams come true as well!! (you can see Hans here, but featured in the chapter are also Marnya, Chamberlain, Naila, Carol...)
GILDA AND ANNA ANDKSNAJSKSNKSMA I CRIED I SCREMAED I SCRIED I literally died. They're just so pure and wonderful and that's what they deserve and their happiness is what fits them best and aaaaahhh. I'm just so happy for them (╥﹏╥)
I ADORED them tagging Emma along, it was so sweet and wholesome!!! Really love the outfit they put together for Emma: it's way more sportish than theirs - with shorts and baseball hat and no frills - which is just *so* nice? It's like them wanting to make Emma part of something they enjoy, but paying attention to keeping her comfortable- it's just so wholesome.
What I mean is: you know Gilda and Anna are good™ when not only they dress up Emma, but they dress up Emma with things she likes + she's comfortable in (Also fun fact, in a panel from that scene Emma has her left ear!!)
Gilda with low ponytails!!!!!!
I just. Don't have words for all the children's wishes. Every single panel is so wholesome and makes me cry. It's exactly what these kids deserve and it couldn't make me happier to see them finally being this happy, doing the things they've always wanted to do. It's just. I'm crying again. Thank you Kaiu Shirai and Posuka Demizu for the best manga chapter ever created
DO I EVEN NEED MORE WORDS I'VE BEEN QUITE LITERALLY SPAMMING ALL OF MY FRIENDS WITH THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS. I just think it was very thoughtful of Posuka Demizu of giving us the best Ray panel ever even AFTER the manga had ended just. Wow.
I love how Norman is always... Kindly explaining things to Emma... He's so soft!!!!
NORMAN NORMAN NORMAN honestly I love him so freaking much. Like I was so so worried- reading this for the first time, I remember being literally terrified they would have pulled a NorEmma and make Norman's wish Emma-centered ("I want to spend time with Emma" "I want for Emma to be happy"). I was so glad that wasn't the case!!!! Sis his wish is so pure, and fits Norman so much... He just loves *both* of his friends more than anything, and I'm so happy they didn't take that away from him. I remember when I first saw it I was like "oh right, now I remember why he's my favorite character" 😂😂
HIS SOFT EYES IN THE PANEL ABOVE I swear I would die for these kids. Norman really is so precious!!!!
Demizu really outdid herself this time... All the characters look so gorgeous... That one Ray panel™ that deserves to be put in a museum... The Sagrada Familia... The giraffes...
I mean... Ok, I'm not the biggest fan of angst- but I think at least this was very well executed. I still despise how Emma gave up on her memories... But I think they handled it well in this chapter, and no memories!Emma felt very in character!!! The losing herself in sad thoughts for a moment, and then screaming the first thing that comes to your mind just to get a grip on herself is so, so Emma. And seeing how deep down she's still the same Emma is so nice.
Lastly, throwback to my final thoughts about the chapter:
L m a o
#tpn#the promised neverland#I didn't mean to make such a long ramble I just. Have a lot of feelings about this chapter.#tpn emma#tpn ray#tpn norman#full score trio#tpn gf children#Ok tbh one (1) thing I don't like about this chapter was#Too little Don 🤔#I need my boy content 😭😭😭#But on the other hand...#Maybe then the chapter would have been so perfect that common humans wouldn't have been allowed to read it without being blinded 🤔🤔🤔#tpn gp gang#tpn manga spoilers#tpn ch 181.4#tpn analysis#mine#people asks me stuff#Like... It's good that the chapter came out during the winter break#because when it came out I literally spent the whole night talking about it with a friend#Like literally. It was 6am and I was like *sends the Ray frame for the tenth time* “LOOK AT HIM AGAIN”#Edit: I screwed up the posts order catch me having the third mental breakdown today#Me: *messes up the posts order* Great I guess time has come to delete this blog#It's been a long day.
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Ballad of the Sea continuation of sorts...kind of
So, I just received the most beautiful review on my story The Ballad of the Sea by @diaz-eddie. This review was an essay. It left me in tears. I was bawling. Happy tears but I was WRECKED. Ship wrecked. Just completely ship wrecked. We chatted on discord for while, her, @galvanizedfriend and myself. Well, they chatted, I waxed poetically over this review while sobbing massively into my keyboard.
We talked about what happens before (yes Yokan, I know you will give me your first born- maybe I’ll do another of what I did bellow. I know what happens it's, Caroline and Elijah meet at the opera. It's a thing) and I decided to give an idea of what I imagine would happen AFTER the last line of “I hear Versailles is nice this time of year”.
I legit just copied and pasted the whole ass thing. So, the time stamps and everything are on there. I’m too emotionally wrecked to take them out. Before anyone asks, yes this is how I imagine things would go.
Yes. My fics make up little universe in my head like this. I’m OCD. I can’t help it.
Anyway, here you go.
Okay.....deep breathe here I go
2 [10:42 PM] She gets to Versaille and obviously her first task is finding a place to stay [10:42 PM] I imagine her in some burlesque style club or living above it. I don't know, its France. Thats what I think of [10:43 PM] Anyway, she seeks out her dick-faced Father (literally because he is having an affair with his manservant) and blackmails him to giving her, her dowry. [10:43 PM] Her mother is in Paris, having left versaille after Bill kicked Caroline out for ditching Stefan [10:44 PM] Bill is not having it and refuses. [10:44 PM] So, in Caroline fashion, she crashes a ball that her father is throwing [10:44 PM] Legit, walzes in, being announced by her title and gives zero fucks [10:45 PM] She dances, laughs, and drops massive hints at what daddy dearest does behind closed doors. [10:45 PM] She mentions that she almost became a duchess in England
1 [10:45 PM] About her scandalous behavior all over the world [10:46 PM] Just pretty much drops hint after hint about who she has become but HOW HER FATHER MADE HER THAT WAY [10:46 PM] Damon is there ofc and she stays out of his way....thats a bit raw for her. [10:46 PM] She isn't ready for that [10:47 PM] However, all this takes place about three months after she arrived in versaille [10:47 PM] so we know Klaus went after her.
1 [10:47 PM] For days he had been watching her at this stupid club (she isn't dancing or anything but its Caroline- she likes pretty things)
1 [10:48 PM] He realizes that she is going to crash the party [10:48 PM] so like, halfway through of Caroline literally scandalizing the French court (I mean, do you know how hard it is to do that??) Klaus shows up. [10:48 PM] With Marcel and a few other pirates (not many but enough to make a point)
1 [10:49 PM] The ball cowers in fear because....fucking pirates [10:49 PM] Klaus stands in the middle of the ballroom and holds out his hand.
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1 [10:49 PM] He asks for a dance
2 [10:49 PM] The crowd is legit being held at gun point and sword point and they are fucking dancing [10:49 PM] They have a heart to heart [10:49 PM] "You came after me." [10:49 PM] "I'm still mad at you." [10:50 PM] "I know." [10:50 PM] "Come with me." [10:50 PM] "After I get my dowry." [10:50 PM] "Is it really that important to you?" [10:50 PM] "Its the last part of me he still has. Yes. It's that important." [10:50 PM] They dance and in the end, Klaus holds a gun to her father's head [10:51 PM] Demands the money for the dowry [10:51 PM] Terrified, and probably wetting his pants, we writes what I assume is a 1700s version of a check [10:51 PM] As they are leaving, Klaus pauses and nods to his men [10:52 PM] Two of the pirates block the exit (I mean it alreayd way but they make it a point to show it) [10:52 PM] "Which one of you is Douche Damon Salvatore"
1 [10:52 PM] The room goes still. [10:52 PM] No one says a word. [10:53 PM] "Sweetheart?" [10:53 PM] She just nods her head towards Damon, Elena is clinging to his arm [10:53 PM] Marcel walks over and literally drags Damon to the center of the room [10:54 PM] Klaus- in fluent French- demands him to be put on his knees [10:54 PM] He puts a pistol to his head [10:54 PM] Damon is begging [10:54 PM] Elena is screaming [10:54 PM] Pleading [10:54 PM] They have a son
1 [10:54 PM] Klaus doesn't care. [10:55 PM] He gives this speech about Caroline. About how he chased her across the world. How she out smarted him and how she just proved him wrong over and over [10:55 PM] About their time on the ship and how her entire life had been about running. About how Damon and her father broke her [10:55 PM] But they tells them how they made her stronger [10:56 PM] How she stood on her own and became this amazing and beauitufl person [10:56 PM] How he fell in love with a woman who is a survivor
1 [10:56 PM] He pulls the trigger on the pistol [10:56 PM] But there is not poweder [10:57 PM] it doesn't go off
1 [10:57 PM] He was toying with Damon
2 [10:57 PM] Klaus nods to the pirates and they pick Damon up off the floor and they drag him, scremaing out of the room.
1 [10:57 PM] Stefan steps forward, begging for his brother but Caroline just looks at him
1 [10:58 PM] "I won't tell him to stop. Mourn your brother now because I have a feeling that you'll never see him again"- idk, something eloquent here that means the same thing [10:58 PM] Stefan says nothing. [10:58 PM] Elena is screaming, tears running down her face. Stefan goes to her. [10:58 PM] Klaus holds out his hand. [10:59 PM] Caroline puts hers into his and he leads her back to his ship. [10:59 PM] And they sail off into the sea [10:59 PM] With Damon in the docks. [11:00 PM] Klaus not sure exactly what he is going to do with him yet but death isn't enough. Alexander got off easy. He wants Damon to suffer [11:00 PM] For both Caroline and Rebekah [11:00 PM] .......and thats it
#Klaroline#The Ballad of The Sea#pirate au#I fucking bawled at this review guys#I legit can't think of a damn thing#I'm dead#Dead I tell you
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omg werewolf matsukawa elaborate i want dem hcs
ok so ive got this horrible word doc with my jambled mess of a concept for this witch makki werewolf matsun fic im writing its like 3% done expect it within 2 business years
(edit. this post is too long but i cant stop typing this is good)
werewolf matsun is the SEXIEST idea ever anyone thats done it is doing gods work because that shit is hot . its fucking sexy okay
in my barely formed au he becomes a werewolf in third year
he hears about weird sounds in the forest at night ok
and he convinces witch hanamaki that they shld camp out and see what it is
because he’s been so interested in the witchy supernatural shit since even before he met him
and hanamaki is like okay fine But im wearing my warding pendent and matsukawa is like WHEN WILL U ADMIT YOU’RE A WITCH and hanamaki, mid-putting on his witch hat, ruffles his hair and says idk what ur talking about
they camp out and they’re just bantering and its cute and fun for 2 hours then
matsun hears growling and snapping noises and he’s like hanamaki stay in the fuckin tent
and obviously hanamaki is like on god that is the stupidest thing uve ever said issei no
and matsukawa steps outside and he holds a hand back to stop makki and he steps out and looks around, eyes narrows
and he’s like … straightening up and furrows his brows and ‘theres nothing here’
and he feels like everything is slow and odd and unreal and he turns and sees bright, yellow eyes and he hears the snarl and jerks back
and he’s being attacked and leaped upon and he shouts curses and screams and theres sharp teeth at his side and the smell of matted fur
and hanamaki sprints out and ?? magic spells it away (leave me alone)
what is the spell? what kindof witch is hanamaki? what does he say?
(begone thot!)
the wolf creature howls and thuds off, fast and loping and hanamaki turns and he’s panicked and is like ‘issei? oh FUCK’
matsukawa is like fuck fuck fuck
leaning against a tree and lightheaded and he collapses, head back against the trunk and sweat pouring down his temples, iron in his mouth where hes biting his tongue to keep from scremaing at the sharp pain
touches his side and his fingers come away bloody
his breath is heavy and hes like takahiro im dying
and hanamaki’s dropping down beside him and lifts his arm and says shut the fuck up you’re not dying you asshole and hes sniffling
and matsuns like im sorry i dragged u out here and hanamaki’s like shut up shut up. issei. shit . issei you were right
and hes like wh what was i right about and hes like you were right. im a witch . and youre not fucking dying here, asshole
issei mumbles fuck yeah and does like a little fist pump
and he whispers a spell to carry him over back to his house
and he bandages him up and matsun is tired and in pain and staring at him in the moonlight
MONDAY
go to school and matsun has white bandages wrapped around his side hidden under his shirt and hes a little scraped up even though hanamaki healed and cleaned up as much as he could
someones like oooh matsukawa your arm is scraped up wtf
and hes like yeah man i got in a fight to protect takahiros honor
makki’s like yeah…. :/// he lost
and matsuns like shut up asshole and theyre laughing and theyre good theyre okay
half way through the school day, long and tired and the bell seems louder and harsher and shriller and everything is too bright and loud and making his eyes and ears hurt
in the bathroom matsun takes off the tape bc hes feeling nauseous and everything feels a little too much for some reason hes assuming bc of the wound, maybe its infected
and he checks it while hes inside and the bandages come off and
its clean no bite no blood no mark
and he stares at it and says what the fuck and texts hanamaki
and hanamaki sees the text and its just ‘SOS BATHROOM NOW PLELASE’
asks his teacher to let him go to the bathroom and he steps into the bathroom and matsun spins around and gestures at his side and chest wordlessly
hanamaki like blinks at the sight of matsuns abs and then blinks again at the healed skin and hes like what the fuck
so
he has sharper vision and sense of smell and hearing
and hes like takahiro……..everything feels horrible and too much and hanamaki’s like ok so what do u want me to do knock u out so u don’t feel anything? and matsukawa’s like huh actually and hana’s like Shut up Dumbass
werewolf matsukawa suddenly stronger and hanamaki so so bitter about it ignoring his personal ‘im attracted to him’ feelings and pretending hes mad abt the super strength
matsukawa’s eyes glinting yellow on occasion and hanamaki trying not to scream bc god that’s sexy
the day they see the healed skin they like walk home silent and shell shocked
matsukawa staring hollowly at the sidewalk his posture lost
hanamaki squinting off into the distance
makki opening his mouth angrily at one point
only to close it defeatedly bc he cant even……
a conversation in hanamaki’s bedroom along the lines of
‘issei why is my life literally teen wolf why am I stiles from teen wolf’
matsun perks up ‘oh that’s dylan o briens character right? does that make me derek !!!’
and hanamaki turns from where hes muttering angrily and squints at him and says slowly
‘why the fu- dude? u r scott ??? because u are a FUCKING WEREWOLF ??????? why would u be derek ???? ur my best friend that turned into a GODDAMN WEREWOLF-‘
‘okok calm down hiro fine fine chill out‘
matsuns like slumping like ‘ugh, scott. i don’t wanna be scott hes painfully straight-‘
and hanamakis like throwing his hands up and shouting like ‘SO THEN !! why would u want to be derek!!!’
and issei’s like ‘…….nevermind we r not in the state to have a conversation about teen wolf, a show neither of us finished and obviously dont have any knowledge about’
im gonna have it properly set in 2013 itll be so cringey and fun
matsukawa also has insomnia and and gets migraines sometimes
and hanamaki’s witchy incense smelling house and bedroom having him nodding off so easily and he sleeps over a lot
especially after he gets bitten, because the migraines get worse
moreso near the full moon
and he comes in through the window and hanamaki is half asleep but always automatically pulls up his blanket and lets him in
big spoon matsun
he curls into his chest as best as he can, pressed tight between the wall and matsukawa
also i have this
italics: makki
bold: mattsun
list of signs pointing towards issei probably being a werewolf:
got bit by a giant dog-creature the bite mark disappeared next day (???? freaky shit)
sudden super healing and durability (useful for when oikawa serves the ball into your head – lmfao)
sudden heightened senses (my headaches r .. multiplying - :( )
sudden super strength (fuck u issei – i didn’t ask to be bitten takahiro – oh no u were bitten how sad for u and ur six pack – the werewolf actually decided i deserve super strength bc of how cool i am – and immeasurable pain every full moon too huh ???? – ...sacrifices were made)
90% sure he got stupider – sign of a dog brain ?? (FUCK OFF – do u want me to explain what a percentage is <3 – no </3)
hair growth (wtf does that mean ??? – it means i suddenly have more chest hair its very weird – ngl to u u were already pretty hairy - fucker)
eyes turn yellow sometimes (wait, really????? – yes its so fucking weird – that sounds fucking epic actually – no comment)
big dick energy went up the ROOF (ok that’s enough asshole – tell me im lying hiro.)
edit: ok the full moon happened we’re all traumatized and hes definitely a FUCKING werewolf.
ill finish this as a fic one day ill post when i do
might also make a useless porno oneshot with just werewolf matsukawa and ? possibly dancer makki im very into dancer makki atm
long post im very sorry but !!!! thanks for the ask
#ask#digimondestined#matsuhana#my writing#matsukawa issei#hanamaki takahiro#it is 2:30 am#goodnight guys#haikyuu#this is a fuckin mess and my word doc is even messier#hq
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Together Forever and Growing Pains
I'M IN LEGIT PAIN RIGHT NOW.
MY POOR BOY 😭😭
Anyways I'm gonna leave my thoughts on these episodes down here so spoilers right ahead:
-First of all: Ruby, Sapphire I know you tried to help, but dear Arceus proposing at the age of 16 IS NOT A GOOD IDEA AT ALL.
-Can we appreciate how handsome Steven looks on that shirt and suit? Damn he looks good on it 👀 (If he weren’t a minor I would marry him, but my heart already belongs to Leon so nevermind, pretend I said nothing)
-Rather than saying a straight 'no', Connie said 'not now', AND HONESTLY THAT'S SO SWEET AND IM DYING. And Steven's heartbroken face DESTROYED ME. I've never experienced such feeling but I can imagine how much it hurts. I really appreciate how Connie handled the situation in such a mature way, like she wanted to talk out things first and such. She is without a doubt Steven's soul mate ❤️.
-Watching Steven just laying on the sand while crying broke my heart in a million pieces, I felt your pain Steven, and it sucks that you have to go through this when you’re dealing with some heavy issues right now.💔
-"There isn't a future where you didn't proposed" I'm double dead now, the fact that no matter which time line they're on, Steven would propose to Connie. My heart 😭.
-Also I've seen some people asking why Steven is so worried of Connie leaving, like, he can just go visit her with Lion's help, but remember he can do the same with Lars and he acted the same way, so despite being able to visit them, the whole feeling that he's getting left behind is what is triggering these kind of reaction (or at least that's what I think).
-And remember, no matter how much you love a person, do not propose to them at the age of 16 (sorry I had to this xd)
Okay now moving onto Growing Pains aka the episode that destroyed me physically and emotionally:
-BOI Where do I even start with this one? Okay first, seeing Steven all depressed over Connie's rejection and just eating ice cream and all kinds of sweets as a coping mechanism hits home. And this is something people do in real life when they are going through a heartbreak. Poor boy he needs a hug.
-I would be lying if I said I didn’t scremaed the moment his body started growing our of nowhere, HOLY SHIT THE CORRUPTION THEORY IS SLOWLY BECOMING A REALITY. LIKE THAT SHIT STARTED AS SOME SORT OF JOKE, IT AIN’T FUNNY ANYMORE 😰.
-Connie being concerned about Steven and convicing him to see a doctor is the best thing ever. FINALLY SOMEONE THAT MAKES HIM SEEK HELP (Sort of)
-Okay, the fact Steven’s bones are fractured or broken is really worrying. Like, the only reason this kid isn’t dead is because of his healing powers is really messed up, and if we remember what happened in CYM, it makes sense why he was so weak and nearly dying, it was ‘cause his body was so damaged on the inside and the only things keeping together was his own gem half.
Seriously just look at all those cracks in his bones
-Also, the way Dr. Maheswaran explained how his body was constantly healing, yet it looked that mentally he hasn’t healed, that hit me like a truck. It also reminded of Pink Pearl, her gem showed no signs of damage, yet that crack on her eye was mostly due to the trauma she still had.
-The fact Steven is having the same side effect is just so....AGH I can’t even describe it, there’s no words that can say it.Seriously, he’s been through some heavy stuff since he was 13, with being so close to dying a million times, seeing loved ones die in front of him, his self doubt and existencial crisis due to Pink’s/Rose’s mistakes. That’s some serious and heavy shit, that surely was to have some effect on Steven at some point.
He’s been trying so hard to just forget about it and move on, but it’s not that simple. Those experiences are somthing that will haunt him forever until he adresses them properly. Also, the fact he tended to bottle up his emotions as a kid had also a role in all of this, he had to deal with this stuff on his own, he couldn’t talk to anyone about it, ‘cause he didn’t knew what else to do without becoming a burden.
-”What you haven’t told her?!”
DUDE, YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECTED CONNIE TO TELL HER MOM HOW YOU FRICKING PROPOSED TO HER? COME ONE, SHE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA TELL HER, SHE WOULD HAVE FREAK OUT AT THE IDEA OF 16/15 YEAR OLDS GETTING MARRIED FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE.
-Bruh, the moment he was starting to tear up, due to all the stress and pressure he was feeling at that moment. And the way he snapped out at Connie....oof, like I don’t blame him at all, but it broke my heart. The pain he was feeling at the moment...god...😭😭😭.
-Greg getting in there and comforting him, that’s what made me cry, the whole thing that Steven’s feeling like he’s always about to die, and how he’s supposed to be happy now that everyone is saved but just can’t....it hurted....a lot.
-And my respect and love for Connie and her mom increased here, not only she called the only person that could calm him down/help him, but they also treated Steven in way as to not alter him more and without judging. Seriously, I’m surprised Dr. Maheswaran, wasn’t like WTF the moment Steven started listing all of his traumatic experiences, instead she only explained how all of this gem stuff he’s been involved with has caused him so serious trauma.
-Now let me just say, that even though it is mostly th CG and Greg (to some degree, like the dude tried his best), we have to remember that the Gems have no idea about how a human body works, let alone how a mind of a person works. And it’s true that it wasn’t a good idea for Steven to move in with the Gems at such a young age, heck Greg is his father, he is supposed to take care of Steven and such, but considering the circumstances and that Steven is half-gem, he probably thought it was for the best, as he couldn’t teach him about gem stuff, probably the CG convinced him about this. Now, with the whole ‘they should have noticed or figured out something was wrong with Steven’, let me tell you one thing: that’s not how it works. Sure a parent should be able to tell when there’s something wrong their kid, but considering Steven became so dang good at avoiding the subject and bottling up his emotions (keeping them to himself), it practically impossible to tell when something is wrong. Parents aren’t physics, they can’t read our minds, so unless we are the ones that address the issue, there’s no other way they can’t find out about our problems. And that’s what happens in Steven’s case, and since they didn’t wanted to push him to talk about it, well, that makes it harder.
CONCLUSION:
THIS TWO EPS DESTROYED ME, SERIOUSLY THEY LEFT ME IN LITERAL PAIN.
I was expecting them to make me cry, but dear lord, they were such heavy episodes, they even suprassed Prickly Pair, which is an episode that also messed up with my emotions. But these two made me cry. They just hit so close to me.
I’m not sure I’m gonna survive til the finale (really one of the next week eps is called Fragments, and that doesn’t give me any good vibes)
NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I WILL GO CRY IN A CORNER WHILE CURLED UP IN A BALL AS I LISTEN TO DEPRESSING MUSIC CAUSE I DON’T KNOW OF ANOTHER WAY TO COPE WITH THE PAIN.
#steven universe future#steven universe future spoilers#suf#well that sucks#steven universe#steven#I can't stop crying#MY POOR BOI#feelings#rambling over this boy#GODDAMNIT PINK LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS CHILD#YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY SWEET BOY
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Baby Boom
@blind-mutant here we go!! For anyone else who reads this, this is uhhh an au??? Based off a fic I wrote for Devin's birthday in which Rhys lives a happy life with Wulf, Sal, Pascal, Lace, Mahogany and Dae! They also have a ton of babies (the carrier for all of these is Mahogany, they're still trying to get Sal to have a baby for them to coddle during all this) and here are some headcanons (tho core details like appearance, names, powers aren't decided since I want it to be a duo thing to share).
Malf (Wulf x Mahogany)
Oldest baby since Wulf is incredibly fertile
Big baby. Mahogany had quite a few worried boys around them when they got close to their due date and Baby themself got Mahogany exhausted.
So for the first few weeks it was the boys mostly taking care of Baby while Mahogany rested.
Spent the past six months being carried by Wulf before the last month was spent with only Dae being allowed to go near because he doesn't smell of much. Mahogany could only stand him and it made Dae cry every time.
Ate a LOT of meat since they were already the size of a one year old despite Mahogany being carrying for six months.
Screamed any time they were left alone and thus someone had to be in the room with them or holding them.
Even without powers,,,,ridiculously strong,,,dragged a chair with Sal still sitting on it and they were only a year and a half.
Angwy lil bab when the twins were born. Father crew had to keep an eye on them because Pascal launched out of bed one morning (throwing Rhys across the bed by accident) and caught Baby dragging the twins out to the woods,,,and then spent another hour holding a wailing Baby over it.
Wild Child. The kid who screams "FA!" and comes running in with a snake they found before announcing that they were bitten excitedly.
Wants stories all the time and everything they get told depends with "That's not what Auntie Edith/Uncle Mordecai says!"
Had very weird body proportions where they're skinny look but has big ass hands and feet,,,,like Michael from tma.
Stomps everywhere.
Ridiculously tall when grown. Gets yelled at by Rhys or Sal and they have to squat to be at eye level.
Kinda neurotic about keeping packs together and self obessed idea of being the next Alpha. Starts a few fights with Mahogany that leaves them both scarred, much to the worry of everyone else.
Rhogal (Rhys x Mahogany/x Pascal?)
Mahogany got pregnant when Wulf Baby was two.
No one knew who's this one was and automatically assumed Rhys because pale and one was blind.
But then Lace openly wondered if they worked like a cat and could have multiple fathers and then doubts settled in.
Did not help that Baby Two would start giggling ominously before something bad happned.
Anyway, easier birth! Less stress and less muching if you don't include Wulf Baby's attempts at getting rid of them.
Smol, got carried around by Rhys a lot and could fit into Wulf's palms which made some knees weak.
Generally didn't seem much trouble at first but then it Began.
Pls Baby One, let go of the spoon, I swear you'll get more meat mush in a second- oh my god where did Baby Two go????
Lots of rushing around looking for Satan before Baby Two would just calmly pad in with a dead dove or napping in Alpha's hair.
Twins need to hold AT LEAST a body part of someone. Sal's hands?? Wulf's hair??? Rhys's feet when asleep??? It'll do. Especially if it makes Papa Rhys scream funny.
Sal shows them the shining twins and still getting punished for it to this day I hear.
Asks a lot of questions that seem emotional and gut punching. Baby One asks Wulf if they're monsters when being tucked into bed, Baby Two cheerfully asks Dae what's gonna happen if he dies at the family breakfast.
Absolutely ride or die and everyone and no one knows if they can change sizes because no one sees them as adults together strangely enough.
Rarely fights but when they do??? Oh its BIG. To the point where Mahogany has to pull a big scary move that makes everyone step back.
One twin is so gross like, Lilo licking Nani level, but no one knows until it's too late.
Scared of fires but urge to arson is terribly strong in these babies.
Wulf Baby hated them and then it got worse because you had two tiny terrors annoying and bullying Wulf Baby lowkey for months.
Lagni (Lace x Mahogany)
Wulf Baby is 4, the twins are 2 and Lace Baby is a wee bab!
Dad Squad is getting to be experienced, knows to set up a den in the bedroom, only Dae and babies can go near them in the last month and Wulf Baby is VERY proud of being able to play at Alpha and look after their carrier.
Lace Baby was....surprisingly normal at first and ok no one expected that but no one was going to argue since they all knew how powerful Lace was when off his meds.
Things were fine! But then a few weeks and,,,,Mahogany was sweating and Sal wouldn't stop bleeding and being sick and Rhys got surrounded by his shadows and isolated. Lace cried later that night.
Still! They got around it and Carter helped out by telling the government that he had a second child and they got some medication for Lace Baby to have in order to calm them down, at least until they could be taught some control.
Quiet but....weirdly attentive?? A month old and yet nodded when asked questions. Prodigy baby, Wulf says proudly.
Likes sitting near their fathers and getting hobbies. Lace was strict in telling Rhys he wasn't allowed to scare people and luckily Lace Baby just picked up music from him.
Likes brawling with Wulf Baby and is seemingly durable so more than once Pascal has yelled because Wulf Baby tossed a giggling Lace Baby across the room with one hand.
Addicted to hanging out with cousin Logan to the point where they have been a bit rude and blown off their own siblings. Got a big fight about it that ended up with Baby One sulking with their head in Rhys's lap and sniffling.
Wants to move out but not in a bad way just....wants to study and learn about what they are, what their PACK is. Begs Uncle Abara to teach them demon stuff.
Accent changes with who they speak to. Has a stutter with Dae before switching to rough Irish when begging to go hunting.
Likes to stray from family but the slightest thing that upsets them?? Comes home sobbing to their parents, half of which only teach their shoulders now.
Cried easily? Medication made them have swings and some time Rhys said something and they cried and he still feels bad about it years later. Wulf is confused because all Rhys said was that they can't take a sword to school.
Likes making charts and playing games that Dae.
Burns themself out a lot and that causes worry for the family when they're eight and suddenly passing out after chasing after Mahogany.
Secretly keeps and cuddles a sweater from one of the parents and sleeps with it. Mortified if anyone found out about their blankie.
Mahl (Sal x Mahogany)
Wulf Baby is 5, the twins are 3 and Lace Baby is 1!
No one actually knew this time Mahogany was pregnant because the bump was so small and they weren't eating as much. Really, Mahogany started craving sweeter stuff and ate sap and honey for 6 months instead of meat.
Therefore, this is the one baby Mahogany finally got to have in the middle of nowhere and came back with late afternoon. Sal passed out immediately.
S m o l. Literally kitten sized. But had a perfect affinity for sound and therefore had the horrifying gift for copying voices. More than once they were woken up to Sal Baby screaming like an adult man and one time they woke up to Pascal's own voice screaming back at him.
Suckles a lot and this was cute until they grew teeth Mahogany has sharp teeth, Sal has blocky teeth. Baby has jagged teeth. Also the only baby who didn't eat meat but rather drank honey for months on end before finally eating meat.
Everyone thought Sal hated them because he never spoke to them until he finally sighed after a crying session and ruffled their hair and called Baby "Snuffle-Truffles". Wulf cried.
Didn't move for ages until Rhys didn't hold them one day after everyone ELSE did and Sal Baby finally got up and passed after him for their daily shadow dad cuddles.
Smol but f a s t. Scaled a wall in less than a minute and the wall was high enough that it takes about three minutes to hurry if you aren't a giant noodle who can litreally climb up.
Baby can touch Dae safely and that's because he woke up scremaing when Baby Sal was found suckling on his fingers and was....perfectly fine. There was a lot of crying.
Wants to Dance(Tm) but,,,,clumsy dancer. Has the legs of a chunky chicken wing to baby deer.
Baby of the family and they know it. Has some health issues later and VERY wild physical changes later on in life.
Mahogany is still bothering Sal about carrying a baby or two because they wanna coddle but haha what are the chances of that happening,,,,,:3 :3 >:3
Lace Baby is the teen that dumps their parents and Sal Baby is the teen that is mortified by the amount of baby pictures.
#headcanon#blind-mutant#the living stardust (sal)#the monster of forgotten midnights (mahogany)#he speaks of holy fates (pascal)#riding the wild winds (wulf)#diamond of the rough (dae)#he will set your fears free (lace)#uhhh poly verse?#Big fam verse?#idk yet but tell me what you think and feel free to thow ideas at me!!!#i feel like if Sal did have babies too if would be when Sal Baby is ten or older#when he definitely feels more comfortable and secure about his family and the sheer amount of mother henning that'll come#sksksk cue pack babies rushing home for Sibling Rights
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in light of recent clips and the fandom losing it’s shit (again) i’ve decided to, once again, writte about the clip
now first, i would like to clarify, every victim of SA deserves nothing but love and support from all the people that sorround her (or him), no one should go throught something as horrible as SA alone, nor should they feel like it’s their fault. With this stablished, let’s get into the controvertial reactions.
WILLIAM
i honeslty hated this scene so much, i hate how he looks at her, with so much anger and like she is worthless. I can understand if he is hurt, but i don’t think Julie did her best work with this scene, specially the end were Noora is going after him and ends up on the floor, alone, probably scremaing for him to listen to her. It was a low point for her character, one she didn’t deserve cause she was the victim.
That said, i understand his anger, i just don’t understand why it was directed towards Noora.
EDOARDO
Skam italia always knows how to deliver. I like that they started the scene with happy, loving, caring Edo, they made a point in showing us how he truly feels about Ele, they also said before he loses his mind everytime someone he cares about gets hurt. His reaction still wasn’t ideal (but i’ll discuss that in a minute) but i tolerate it more than i can tolerate William’s. First because you can clearly tell he isn’t angry...he is hurt, and not because of Ele, but because of what his brother did to her. He leaves without looking at her...and you know what other scene Edo is imcapable of looking at her? when he had to tell her to leave his house because his brother was there.
Edo’s reaction wasn’t the best, but i understand it.
NOAH
i know why a lot of people hate how this turned out, i know why. A lot of you loved how different Liv and Noah were, so we had high hopes for this one. Again, just like in the OG, i hate how Liv ended up on the floor, screaming at him, it’s honestly so humilliating and something that her character doesn’t deserve. But i can understand his reaction. He has her bra and a DM, she looks guilty, he is hurt, i get it. it wasn’t the best scene but i understand it.
you know why i can understand it? all of their reactions? because for them is personal. had Ele and Liv been assaulted by an stranger and Edo and Noah left, then i would have been completely outraged, cause literally all that mattered in that situation is how the victim feels and what the victim needs. And while this is still true in these situations there is also another variable.
the assaulter is Edo’s/Noah’s brother, these teenagers not only have to deal with their girlfriends being assaulted, they also have to deal with the assaulter being their own brothers, someone they brought to the lives of what they porbably think is the love of their lives. That’s why i can forgive them for not reacting the right ideal way.
we can’t expect teens to act reationally with such a bomb being drop at them, that’s why i decided to judge them based on what they did after they had time to process things. I will give Noah a chance, and i honestly think that the Skam Italia hiatus is bullshit cause it isn’t in character with Edo to ignore Ele after knowing the whole story, so i will judge Edo once the hiatus ends and we see him again.
in conclusion....give this teens a break, god knows if it were any of you in the same position, you would be overwhelmed by the situation as well.
#skam nl#noah boom#Noliv#skam italia#skam italy#edoardo incanti#incantava#skam#William Magnusson#noorhelm
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IM SCREMAING I’ve had a revelation about since we’re alone. I’m so stupid. The first lyric when he says “like the rain on a sunny day, there’s a shadow behind your face” he is saying their face is the sun aka they are equivelant to a sunny day to him 🥺. Right?!?!,!??
oh i never took it literally 🤔 more a comparison, like a sunny day = happiness, joy etc so they’re being happy and “bright” on the outside but there’s a shadow behind their face = there’s smth “dark” or sad going on behind that facade, but that’s a cute interpretation 🤧
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I just want to tell you all about how Replay took me on a feels trip that has lasted for hours and will probably last for weeks. FIRST OF ALL!!!! That dream sequence at the beginning was probably one of the most well written dreams I've ever read in my life. The descriptions of his parents - his father as a monster and his mother as a voiceless, expressionless being WERE INSANE AND BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL (1/3)
It really says so much about his power and how he feels about himself and his connection TO PEOPLE. AND THEN ok WAIT FUCK DAVID I JUST NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT. What a dick!! Also, random, what was Joonmyeon listening to when he was walking down the hell? That little walkman reference was ADORABLE AND AMAZING. Anyway, so THE CUTEST LITTLE BAEKHYUN MOMENT. I know he was only in the fic for 2 lines but like...HE WAS SO HIMSELF! BEING LOUD AF BUT MAKING SUHO FEEL GOOD WHAT A BAEK THING TO DO!! (2/3)
And then all the water references! The whole notion of being held by water and how water makes him feel relaxed like HI MAMA POWERS! But then his YN has the coolest power too! She doesn't rush anything she loves, only slows them down. And she barely knew Suho but she slowed him down because she felt he would be special or important I AM SCREAMING. The entire story they were connected through perception of senses this was brilliant. THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT (3/4)
I know I said 1/3 but I NEED TO YELL MORE. This is one of my favorite Joonmyeon fics I've ever read. It was brilliant. The quality of writing was inhuman. You are not a human. I kept thinking this was a book. THANK YOU FOR WRITING MY BIAS THIS WELL. I CRIED FOR TWO HOURS AFTER I FINISHED READING. (4/4)
asdjlafjslafjslkjaf holy crap. hollyyyyy crap these are all. holy shit mate lmao WHAT DO I DO?? THESE ARE INCREDIBLE MESSAGES WHAT ON EARTH. alright. you know what? lets just go in!
The descriptions of his parents - his father as a monster and his mother as a voiceless, expressionless being
omfg do you have any idea how happy i am that you GOT THIS? like jesus christ hello amazing you are amazing im scremaing
ok WAIT FUCK DAVID I JUST NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT.
lmao this is the big mood for myself @kpopfanfictrash and @the-porcelain-doll-xo
Anyway, so THE CUTEST LITTLE BAEKHYUN MOMENT.
HONESTLYYYY i love Baek so much I need to thank shan for letting me use him in this one moment THIS HAPPY CUTE BOY (and thank u fal for letting me put Minnie in here too
And then all the water references! The whole notion of being held by water and how water makes him feel relaxed like HI MAMA POWERS!
hello i am EXO trash lmao
She doesn't rush anything she loves, only slows them down. And she barely knew Suho but she slowed him down because she felt he would be special or important I AM SCREAMING.
yesss shes amazing i love her so much shes literally so patient even though she doesn’t need to be. let me tell you all about her for 900 years
this was probably the most wonderful series of asks ive ever received and im answering these all TERRIBLY because im emotional and overwhelmed. you are GORGEOUS cutie anon. GORGEOUS.
please keep reading exordia academy for @kpopfanfictrash‘s sehun coming up next
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ep20 liveblog
my god im shook and i havent even stARTED YET
OH I WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHAT ANDREW SAID YAAAAAS
gg wingman
NOT EVEN ONE
diana ur gonna have some regrets lemme tell u rIIGT NOW
im gonna throw up im so ANXIOUS AND EXCITED WHAT THE FUCK
AKKO GO GET HER PLS
okay but like andrew and his dad LEFT last episode i thought so like why is he still here
oh nooo diana is going in alone alrEADY
I love the planet stuff now with all the astrology ajksdhfdks
holy shIT
DIANA IS LITERALLY WEARING LIKE GREEK SANDALS
LIKE A GODDESS
OH HEY I WAS RIGHT SHE DID USE THE SAME SPELL AS EPISODE 2
good hint early on trigger
WHAT DID I SAY
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
A WEEK AGO
THAT THAT FUCKING SNAKE WAS GONNA BE IN THERE
THAT IF DARYL COULDNT GO IN HERSELF SHE’D SEND THE SNAKE
WAHT DID I FUCKING SAAAAAAAAAAY
UUUMMMMMM
BITCH EXCUSE ME
IM
I MEAN I KNEW IT’D HAPPEN BUT IM STILL FUCKING P I S S ED
SHE COULD SUFFOCATE?????????
alone with andrew but thinking about diana
OH THEY REALLY SAID IT
oh my god
look at akko
SHE IS SO
PASSIONATE
ABOUT DIANA
ABOUT NOT LETTING HER QUIT
BECAUSE AKKO KNOWS HER
SHE KNOWS SHE DOESNT REALLY WANT TO QUIT EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO
AKKO KN O W S HER
w h a t
a time
when she couldnt use magic
at a l l
holy fuck
(thank god they are using andrew to give diana backstory since she wont open up about herself)
oh my godddddddddddd
this iS LIKE
THE BIGGEST
REVEAL
EVER
DIANA ONCE COULDNT USE MAGIC AT ALL
AND NOW SHE’S WORKED HER WAY TO TOP STUDENT
LITERALLY IM CRYING???? MY BABY
oh hi bitch cousins
LET AKKO IN
only akko
OHH MY GODDD
yet another custom akko must break haha
OH MY GOD
AKKO IS TOLD A HORRIBLE CALAMITY WILL BEFALL HER IF SHE INTERFERES
AND SHE DOESN’T
WASTE
A
SECOND
SHE RUNS RIGHT THE FUCK IN TO SAVE DIANA
IM SCREMAING MY HEAD OFF
THANK U FOR MAKING ANDREW STAYYY
OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING YOU GUUYS
PINCH ME IM
SHOOK IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
holy shit mouse was the WRONG CHOICE THIS TIME AKKO
how about BIRD IN CASE U FUCKING FALL
ALSO YOU CAN AVOID THE SNAKES
oh hey she did a bird
YOOOOOOO
HOW FUCKING CLEVER
SHE BUILT UP A POSION IMMUNITY THANKS TO SUCY HOLY SHIIIIIIT
WHAT GOOD PLANNING
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SERIES
holy shit
diana
SCREAMING
AKKO’S
NAME
I M
MY HEART IS DYING
DIANA MUST HAVE
CARRIED HER
of course they didnt let us see that damn u trigger
SHE
GAVE UP THE RITUAL
FOR
A K K O
THIS IS WHAT DIANA HAS BEEN TRYING TO DO HER WHOLE LIFE AND SHE GAVE IT UP
FOR
AKKO
let akko fly you there on her back as a dragon or something
holy shit
finally they are ALONE TOGETHERRRR
diana’s ancestors healing people on both sides of the war
DIANA IS A HEALER
even if her aunt fucks her over diana would help her anyway
DIANA SHOWING AKKO
ALL THIS CAVENDISH STUFF AND SECRETS
The Cavendishes were all healers
but they couldnt
heal
diana’s
mother
that’s why she’s so adamant about this kind of magic
ohhh my god she’s telling her about her MOM
IM GONNA LOSE IT IM CRYING
diana is about to cRY
AAAAAAAAAAH
OOOHHH MY GODDDDDDDD
AKKO
GRABS HER HANDS
AND DIANA DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO IM
IM FUCKCINGNGING
LOSING MY SHIT
OH MY GUFKCING GOD
LOOK HOW EXPRESSIVE DIANA IS BEING!!!!
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
THEIR NOSES
AKKO BUMPED
THEIR
NOSES
SHE’S RECITING CHARIOT’S WORDS AND DIANA KNOWS THEM
OH YM GOD
THE STAFF
PLEAS EPLEASE LET THEM REVIVE THE WORD TOGETHE RIM SCREMAING
OH MY GODH OOH MY GODH OHH MY GOFDODODDDD
THEY DID IT
TOGETHER THEY REVIVED THE WORD IM LOSING MY MIND
CHARIOT’S BROOOOOOOOM
DIANA’S
SMILE
AGAIN
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD
TOGETHER
TO G E TH E R
THEY ARE RIDING TTHE BROOM TOGETHER IM HAVING A STROKE
IM
YOU GUYS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I NEED LIFE ALERT CALL 9-1-1 IM FUCKING
IM D YING
HOLY SHIT IS THIS A BROOM OR A ROCKET
OH MY GOD
I LIVE FOR THIS
AKKO CLINGING TIGHTLY TO DIANA FOR DEAR LIFE I LOVE EVERYTHING
NEW FAVORITE FUCKIGN EPISODE OF MY LIFE
LOL AUNT AND BITCH COUSINS HAVE WEAK-ASS MAGIC HAHAHAH
NO MATCH FOR DIANA U FUCKERS
HA
OHH MAN WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY
THE CALAMITY SURE AS HELL WASNT GONNA BEFALL AKKO AND I WAS RIGHT
AGAIN
AND I BET I’LL BE RIGHT ABOUT DIANA HELPING THEM ANYWAY
CUZ SHE IS A GOOD!! GIRL!!!
BEATRIX ACCEPTS HER AND U KNOW IT
SHE
SHE
CRIED
IN FRONT OF HER SERVANTS
AND AKKO
SAW IT
IM
IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIIIINNDD
TAKE HER HOOOOOOOOOME
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
no why are we going back to andrew
oh grEAT a reason for him to go back AGAIN and find akko uHHhGH
literally wouldve been a 100% perfect ep without that tidbit there...
OH BOY BACK TO MY GIRLS THANK GOD I CAN SEE THEM RIDING DOUBLE AGAIN
OHHH MY GODDDD
SHE’S GONNA THANK HER
YAS
IM SCREECHING YAAAAASSSS
IM FUCKCING
AKKO OH MY GOD
IM FUCKING
I
is it posisble to be in love with an episode because
im
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Your Heart’s Desire
a very late submission to tmntflashfic‘s valentine’s day prompt thing, since it got insanely long, and has to be broken up into parts.
Master Post of Chapters.
————————————————————————————- Chapter Five.
Casey slammed his bag down on the table, and slumped into his seat. His fellow arts student, directly across from him, raised her eyebrow.
“What crawled up your sorry ass and died?” She asked, eyes skimming over the dark circles under his eyes, and the scratches on his arms. “Or better question, what attacked your sorry ass?”
“I went from having one demon, to two demons, to three demons, all of them pissy little assholes-” Casey counted on his fingers quickly. “-in under, like, a week or two or some shit. I don’t even know anymore. Jesus.”
“You got another cat? Cats? Two new cats, plus the first one. Yikes.”
“Yeah. Sure. My cats.”
“Three cats is a lot of cats, Casey. Even for a currently single art student.”
Casey dug out his energy drink, cracked it open, and took a sip before answering. “You’re telling me.”
“So what happened to you last night? The cuts and shit. Your cats turn on you or something?”
“Or something.” Casey grumbled, nursing his drink. Caffeine. Sweet, sweet caffeine. “Two of them got chased off by the other one, and then showed up again in the middle of the night- not even after four AM, god- and proceeded to continue their piss fit in the middle of my living room, trash my kitchen and couch in the process, and bring my neighbor’s wrath down on all of us. Again.”
Two extraordinarily angry demons dropping out of thin air- right onto another demon, who’d finally gone to sleep maybe an hour ago- in the middle of the night hadn’t been fun. Casey had woken up to the loudest racket he’d heard in… probably a few hours. Maybe.
There’d been fire involved. There’d been purple electricity involved. And just for shits and giggles- knowing Mikey- there’d been balls of pure energy launched into the fray that left chunks missing from whatever they hit.
And then April had kicked down his door, broom and water gun in hand, and everything went straight to metaphorical hell.
Not literal hell, thank god, but they certainly were heading that direction for a while there.
Donnie had tried to kill Casey at least twice more. Maybe Mikey too. That being- Mikey maybe trying to kill Casey, and Donnie maybe trying to kill Mikey. At the same time. Casey hadn’t been able to tell for sure if Mikey actually tried to kill him or not, but he had a very deep suspicion of that one stray plasma shot.
April was the only reason anyone actually went to bed afterwards. Casey now had three new words to live by: Witches Kill Bitches. Yikes.
Casey took another long sip of his drink.
He’d gotten electrocuted, beaten, and just a tiny bit burned. Fun night. Maybe one of the wildest he’d had in a while.
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
“Why don’t you just give two of the cats back? The first one sounded chill enough without the others.”
Casey laughed dryly. “Oh I wish. I really fucking wish.”
If April couldn’t chase the other two off- and damn if she hadn’t tried- then no one could.
Casey’s classmate shook her head sympathetically and despairingly. “Casey, I do not envy your life, nor do I understand it.”
Casey slumped over the table, balancing his already empty drink in his hand. “You and me both. God.”
april
april
april
APRIK ANSWER ME
fuck april*
CAPS LOCK STANDS THO
Casey for god’s sake
What is it?
It’s not even three AM yet why are you texting me
I JUST REALIZED RAPH MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL ME
…how is this news?
He threatened your life at least five times the first day you met.
YEAH BUT I JUST REMEMBERED THE SOUL THING
THE SOUL THIGN APRIJG
THESOULTHING
You’re worse than I am at three in the morning.
What ‘soul thing’, Casey.
THE SOUL THING ABOUT HOW IM SIGNING MY SOUL OVER TO HIM FOR WHATEVR STUPID CNTRACT I MADE AND HOW ILL DIE ASSOON AS HE TAKEE IT
Typos galore, and
Yikes.
THIS IS WHY IM SITTING IN MY EMPTY BATH TUB AT THREE AM IM GOING TO FUCING DIE
APRIL HELP IM FUCKED
I FUCKED MYSELF OVER RLLY BADLY THISTME
H E LP
And somehow, I’m betting you still find him ‘hot’.
YES THIS IS PART OF THE ‘FUCKED MYSELY OVER’ BIT
Oh Casey.
Casey, Casey, Casey.
How did you make it to adulthood? Really.
SHUTUP THATS NOT HELPGUL RIGHT NOW
APIL IM SCREAMING
SCREMAING AT THREE AM IN MY FUCKIG BATHTUB
FUCK MY FICKING LIFE OH MY GOD
Raph’s kept you alive this long, he probably won’t kill you.
I’m assuming, at least.
You’re very hard to keep alive, Casey. If he just went and killed you after all this, it’d be a waste of time and effort.
Of course I could be wrong and your demon call boy could just be insane.
SCREAMING APRL
SCRMMING IN A BATHTUB
NOT
HELPING
ME
At this point, you may be beyond help.
Even mine.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ohshit i woke up don
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fuckripme mikes awaketoo fukcv
apl make sure my funeral is a nece one I deserved better ing likfe than this
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Casey?
Casey?
Good grief. None of us are ever getting a full night’s rest ever again.
I’m getting my gun, Casey. I’ll be there right away.
I just need pants first.
In the end, Casey didn’t ask Raph about the soul thing. He was, in a word that he was never ever going to repeat to anyone, too chicken-shit to do it.
If Raph’s reply was “Yup. When we complete the contract and I take your soul- you die. Tough.” then Casey wasn’t sure how he’d handle that. Better to just avoid the whole awkward “will you kill me or not” conversation for now.
And besides, he didn’t really want to bring up the whole ‘ending the contract’ thing. If he did, that meant they’d have to start working on it again, and Casey… didn’t really want it to end. Not just yet.
He focused instead on surviving the transition into having Donnie as a member of their crowded household, and not dying in the process.
The lanky demon, dark as Raph but with way more hair and way less muscle, was a complete know-it-all. He took every chance he had to lord over Casey the fact that he was just some ‘ignorant human’, Donnie’s words not Casey’s.
He also took every chance he had to hint very unsubtly that Casey didn’t deserve Raph’s presence in his home, and Casey tried not to read deeper into that beyond speciest tendencies Donnie seemed to have.
Mostly though, as long as Donnie was preoccupied by the thick textbooks he kept getting from somewhere, or by Mikey or Raph, he didn’t give Casey much attention at all. Just lounged around Casey’s apartment building, and made snide comments at everyone.
It wasn’t intolerable, seeing as Donnie had gotten over his ‘murder the human’ phase pretty quick. Still annoying for Casey though, trying to make it through his own apartment, only to have a long tail trip him up, or a large wing snap out in his face. Casey retaliated with holy water mixed into Donnie’s food portions, smacking the demon’s protruding appendages with his hockey sticks, and sicking Raph on his brother when all else failed.
Or April, but watching the two of them stare one another down, broom and magic in hand, was a bit hard on Casey’s heart, so. Not so much that option. He liked his apartment intact, thank you.
So basically, Casey snapped at Donnie and Donnie snapped at him and they both threatened violence until someone pushed them apart. No blood was shed- no more than what was usual lately- and they somehow found a balance of mutual dislike.
In the end, neither of them liked one another, but Donnie had been very clear he wasn’t leaving until Raph did, and Casey had been very clear that he either shove it or shove off.
But no one was dead yet, so. Kudos to both of them.
Now Casey was dealing with a new problem, created another time over with the newest addition to his already too cramped home: feeding them all.
“Why do you guys have to eat so fucking much?” Casey grumbled, shoving the heavy grocery cart along. “God. This is more than I eat in a month.”
“I need power, because you’re a moron who can’t even remember why he summoned me,” Raph answered as he tossed yet another package of food into the cart. “And because Don and Mike are little shits who like to be as annoying as they can.”
“Yeah, I kinda figured that out,” Casey said sulkily. Accommodating three demons at once was a major hassle, especially when one was liable to set the neighborhood on fire for a laugh, and the other was still in the middle of a silent pissing contest with his neighboring witch. Oh the trials of adulthood. Casey felt like he deserved a vacation.
If it wasn’t for the insane load of cash Donnie had magicked up, Casey knew he would’ve hit broke by now. From where the cash had come from, Donnie wouldn’t say, but looking at all the zeroes in his account, Casey hadn’t felt like questioning its origins.
He had however, questioned why he wasn’t paying some price for the generous donation. Donnie had replied vaguely that his due was being covered by Raph, and then promptly fucked off into the open air; lifting off the ground with sweeps of his wings, and leaving Casey outside the supermarket without a real explanation.
Fucking demons.
Upside of things, Casey had gotten to send his dad and sister a good chunk of cash, and he didn’t have to worry about student loans anymore. Downside, his dad had texted to check if Casey had switched career choices to become a hitman and his sister had texted with the question if escort prices had suddenly gone up.
No faith from his family, honestly. Couldn’t he make money in a legal manner? Casey could totally make that much money if he tried.
Raph came back to the cart with an armful of hotdog and hamburger buns, and dumped them into the already very full cart.
“For the meat,” Raph explained shortly to Casey’s questioning look.
“What meat?” Casey asked.
Before Raph could answer, a shopping cart went racing past their aisle, and Casey caught a glimpse of Mikey riding it and what looked like majority of the raw meat section stacked in with him.
“That meat,” Raph said, pointing after his brother, and Casey could hear semi-maniacal laughter coming from that direction.
Casey sighed, and started to push their cart towards the direction Mikey had gone. “Guess we’re having a barbeque tonight, since no way this is all fitting in the fridge.”
Something crashed on the other side of the store, and Casey started pushing their cart a bit faster.
After they’d wrangled Mikey, magicked away the witnesses memory of the demon’s full-tilt crash into the flower stand, repaired said flower stand, and Donnie had at some point reappeared mysteriously out of thin air to snark at everyone- Casey managed to herd the three demons towards the check out with their purchases.
Again, he got his usual cashier, and the man gave Casey another look for his newest addition to their gaggle. Donnie admittedly stood out even more than Mikey did, in looks at least, being well over six feet. Mikey still had him beat in aura of crazy though.
In comparison to his siblings, one twitching constantly and the other giving everything a calculative and condescending look, Raph was practically normal seeming. Slightly below average height, and just a tinge of surliness to him.
And then Raph hiccupped a smoke ring, and the image was ruined.
Casey paid for their food, and didn’t give the cashier any explanation for his friend group.
Since Casey didn’t technically have a barbecue for barbecue, and neither did April, the task of cooking the meat got passed over to the walking fire pit. They also ended up relocating to the roof, after Raph set Casey’s ceiling on fire.
A pleasantly warm evening wind blew over the roof top, wafting the smell of cooking meat towards Casey. He glanced up to look at the other roof top occupants.
April had brought one of her folding chairs up with her, and was reading a book near her garden. The position was only semi-protective seeming, and everyone was giving her garden a wide birth.
Mikey was busy playing with a cat that’d appeared out of nowhere, despite Casey’s apartment building being pet free. Casey had started to question the cat earlier, but then he’d seen it had deep, bottomless black eyes, and had figured he’d leave well enough alone. At least it seemed more interested in rolling around on the roof with Mikey, rather than causing extra property damage like all the other demons in Casey’s life.
Donnie was the opposite of Mikey, completely lax and silent. He was laid out on a blanket that he’d probably stolen from Casey’s linen closet. Wings out and tail twitching, Donnie seemed intent on catching the last rays of the sun before it went down, slowly paging through yet another thick book he’d pulled out of nowhere. Eventually, he and April were probably going to bond like the condescending smarty-pants assholes they both were, and then everyone else was probably going to die.
Raph was rotating a couple dozen meat products in the air, flames licking around them in helix spirals. It smelt great, and Raph’s intent focus on keeping the food from burning gave Casey the chance to side-eye him a bit.
Admittedly, Casey might’ve been side-eyeing all the demon brothers, because shit- it wasn’t like they weren’t all relatively to very good looking. Even Mikey wasn’t exactly hard on the eyes, as unlikely as it was for Casey to ever risk going for him. Because he liked his extremities intact and not bitten off, and he totally still caught Mikey eyeing him like food sometimes.
Point being- Casey had a lot of very attractive men staying in his apartment at the moment, and wow was he very gay.
He tried to remind himself that A) two out of the three would probably kill him if they got the chance, and B) his focus was on Raph, as impossible to obtain as the demon likely was, and that he shouldn’t get distracted by the demon’s siblings.
And besides, he liked Raph the best anyways. Better personality, even if no one else would probably think that except for Casey.
Casey refocused on the sketchpad in his hands, and did his best to reroute his wandering thoughts. No gay thoughts for him, no siree. Not while he was in the presence of others.
He was in the middle of yet another sketch of a full demon form- this time Donnie’s, because the long swooping tail and wings were fun to draw. He was still trying to get the proper look down, since at the moment it looked too much like a regular dragon, and not a demon.
“Hey Raph,” Casey said, glancing up from his drawing again. “Quick question. How come you all look like dragons? Not very demony.”
“Because that’s what fits this era best,” Raph replied. Which made no sense.
“Elaborate a little more than that?”
Raph gave him a look, but answered anyways. “Our manifesting shapes change depending on the plain of existence we enter, and also with whatever the sentient population will fear best. In this era, it’s apparently big scaly lizards with wings. I’m not complaining, since it’s better than some we’ve gotten.”
“Dragons are cool shit though,” Casey said, twirling his pencil as he watched the meat in the air do the same. “They’re everywhere in media. Not exactly the boogieman.”
“Worked well enough on you,” Raph said, giving Casey a teasing smirk.
Casey scoffed. “Man, whatever. It was morning and I was hung over. ‘scuse me for not being able to keep my cool with a fucking demon in my house.”
Raph gave a warm laugh, and Casey found himself smiling just a tad wider than he usually would.
“Okay, I got another question then,” Casey said, leaning forwards on his crossed legs. “Which one of your ‘manifestations’ has been your favorite? You gotta have one, seein’ as you’re old as shit now.”
“Shut up, I’m young by demon standards,” Raph said, rolling his eyes. “And if you really wanna know, one of them was one I had just a couple hundred years ago. Not on this plain of existence, but it wasn’t too far off in similarity.”
“Yeah? What was it?”
“A turtle,” Raph said, and Casey couldn’t help the startled laugh that came out of him.
“What? No way. How is a turtle scary?” Casey asked in disbelieving amusement. “They’re like- tiny and cute and shit. Slow too.”
Raph shrugged, twirling his wrist so all the meat in the air would too. “I’d show you, but since I’m busy… hey Donnie!”
“What?” Donnie said in a tone that Casey recognized easily from his own sibling.
“Get over here; I want you to show Casey what the turtle manifestation looked like.”
“Ugh, no way. I’m busy right now,” Donnie said, giving them both a grumpy look.
Raph twirled a couple hotdogs threateningly towards Donnie. “Do it, or I use your horns as extra roasting sticks.”
“Raph- come on, don’t be a dick.”
“Don’t be a lazy shit.”
“Raph.”
“Donnie.”
“Fine,” Donnie grumbled, getting up if only because the hotdogs had been getting dangerously close to his seven inch horns.
Casey stood up too, officially and extremely intrigued about what would happen next. He wasn’t alone in that either, since April had set down her book to watch the rest of them, and Mikey and his weird cat had gone still.
Donnie steepled his fingers together, and closed his eyes. For a moment, nothing happened, but then a rune circle appeared under his feet. From the bright purple magic, a wall of water swirled up and around Donnie. The height of the airborne whirlpool grew, and Casey could see that something inside was growing with it.
Then, the water’s surface broke at the bottom, and receded upwards to reveal-
-a giant bipedal turtle.
Casey let out a shocked laugh, and couldn’t believe his eyes.
Donnie had gone from six something to twelve something, now with the addition of a shell, plastron, and dark green scales. A long staff was strapped to his back, held in place by royal purple sashes wrapped around Donnie’s chest and shell. The water receded to pool in the air above Donnie’s head, and it condescend into a sort of reflective disk. Casey mentally compared it to the halos he’d seen on angels in church murals.
Donnie reopened his eyes, which had remained luminous red through the transformation, and looked down Casey with a displeased look. Somehow, even with a beak like mouth, he managed to sneer at Casey.
“Ta da,” Donnie said, giving a half-assed jazz hands. “One turtle reporting for duty. Can I change back now? This itches.”
Casey noted that instead of discordant and harsh, the demon’s words were actually close to lyrical sounding in this form.
“Why’s it itch?” Casey asked, secretly hoping to prolong things so he could memorize the finer details of this form. Shit, this would look amazing in watercolors.
“Because it’s not the right one for this world,” Donnie said in a deeply annoyed tone. “It’s wrong and it feels a bit like wearing a winter coat in summer, I guess.”
“Oh. Neat.” Casey replied vaguely, still busy memorizing.
“You know,” April spoke up. “I wonder if anyone can see the shit you guys do on this roof. I don’t know about you, but it would be weird to see a giant bipedal turtle on my roof if I didn’t know better.”
“I have spells that erase memories of events like this,” Donnie replied smoothly, with only a hint of ‘duh’ in his tone.
“Yeah, but I’m pretty sure Raph doesn’t, because yesterday a guy at the coffee shop down the way said he saw a really weird ass bird in the sky. About the size of a mini-van? Pointy horns too.”
Everyone looked at Raph, who looked a little embarrassed.
“Raph.” Donnie said in a disapproving tone.
“Sometimes I forget to turn them on, okay?” Raph defended.
“I can’t believe you.”
“Shut up! Do you want dinner or not?”
“I do! We do!” Mikey interjected, waving his cat around in the air like something out of the Lion King. The cat made a long warbling meow, and Casey’s felt goosebumps prickle on his skin.
While the others were distracted, he took the chance to pick up his sketchbook and start a rapid gesture drawing of Donnie. Maybe later, he could get Raph do switch forms too, and draw him as well.
So while Casey hurriedly drew, Donnie got pelted by hotdogs as he kept berating Raph for his carelessness, said hotdogs quickly snatched out of the air by Mikey and his cat and devoured, and April calmly watched the whole show from over the top of her novel.
All in all, a pretty normal evening for them lately.
Casey was about done with being assaulted by demons.
Example: being stalked on the way home from campus, and feeling increasingly evil vibes being aimed at the back of his head.
The first afternoon in days that didn`t involve one or more of his mostly unwanted house guests tagging along- and this happens.
Casey risked a glance over his shoulder.
The man, concealed by his loose black hoodie and blue ball cap, was still following him. He seemed normal enough from first glance, no tail or horns or anything in plain sight, but Casey also knew better by now than to be fooled by that.
Casey thought he saw a flash of icy blue eyes from under the hat brim, and he whipped his eyes back to the sidewalk in front of him.
He was at least a half hour’s walk from his apartment still, and the bus wouldn’t save him now.
Why didn’t demons have cell phones? Raph could probably destroy a small city on his lonesome, but he didn’t have a god damn cell phone.
Casey tugged out his phone, trying to casually speed up his walking as he did.
april help im being stalked by one of raphs crazy relatives pls send help rn
A cold shudder went through Casey, and he knew the guy following him had gotten closer again. On and off as he’d been walking the last five minutes, every time Casey looked back, the guy got closer.
Fear sweat prickled the back of his neck, and Casey swallowed.
He didn’t have a handy bat or hockey stick, and he didn’t have a demon protecting him either. Unless someone got here quickly, he was probably going to end up demon food.
Pretty sick way to go, all things considering, but he’d rather not die on this particular day.
“Respond,” Casey muttered. “Please, god- April, respond already.”
Casey felt a rush of air go past him, and it felt way too fucking cold for this time of year. Something not actually there tried to climb up his spine, and Casey shuddered all the way down to his soul.
He typed an all caps message of ‘HOLY FUCK APRIL IM SERIOUS PLS RESPOND RN’ and started walking even faster.
Wow this was not how he wanted to die right now. Maybe later, maybe a few years down the line, but not right fucking now.
His phone chimed, and Casey gasped out a choked laugh.
Raph’s on his way. ETA should be less than a minute.
Why can’t our lives be normal anymore.
BESNIDELATERIMGONNADIE
What else is new?
Casey would have replied again, but a violent shudder went through him as an ice cold feeling gripped his body. He didn’t want to turn around, really, he didn’t- but he did anyways.
Raph’s brother- probably the elusive Leo- stared Casey dead in the eye, from just a block away. Navy blue eyes froze Casey to his core, and he felt like he was suddenly breathing sub-zero air.
Leo opened his mouth, and something reverberated through the air. The other humans walking down the street around Casey stumbled, and Casey’s knees came close to buckling. He only barely recovered enough to keep standing.
Welp. Time to start running.
Casey bolted fast as he could, and he cursed Raph for bringing this kind of insanity into his life.
Casey might’ve been slacking on his exercise lately- too much demonic influence in his life to even remember- but he could still sprint like the wind. He’d never quite grown out of the skinniness from his teenage years, and he counted his blessing that he hadn’t packed on muscle like he’d hoped he would. Wind whistled past him as he ran, and Casey felt caught between sheer terror and utter excitement.
Nothing like running for your life to kick the old adrenaline into gear.
Casey risked a partial glance over his shoulder, and regretted it as caught sight of Leo still hot on his tail. The demon wasn’t even running, he was just walking- and yet, he was still only a block behind Casey.
Fucking demons. Fucking demon magic. Fucking life.
Casey pushed himself to run faster, and prayed he wouldn’t land on his knee wrong and wipe out. He’d be screwed if he did.
He yelped as the sidewalk ahead of him was suddenly coated in ice, and he had to stop short before he hit it. Casey turned to the left, and darted across the street. A lone car honked at him as he ran, and for a second, the accident that’d fucked his knee over flashed across his eyes.
Then it was gone, and his feet hit the sidewalk across the street. He kept running, lungs heaving as he attempted to give Raph time to show the fuck up and save his ass.
Casey had to change directions again though, as the sidewalk again was covered in ice. This time with jagged points aimed directly at Casey, ones that would impale him clear through if he fell on them.
Casey dodged away from them, and found himself in an alley. An alley with a dead end.
Shit. Clichés. He hated clichés.
Casey whirled to run back out, and found Leo blocking the way. Casey retreated further into the alley, and raised his hands to the calmly advancing demon.
“Okay, so, I dunno if the other two have told you this yet-” Casey swallowed, trying for bravado instead of nervousness. “-but I’m officially off the menu. Just ask Raph, he’ll vouch for me.”
Leo didn’t pay his words any mind, and the air around Casey suddenly went freezing. With a wave of his hand, encircled by blue runes, Leo sent the alley into the deep freeze.
Casey’s airways went dry from the sudden drop, and he glanced around in panic. The walls of the alley were quickly being covered in ice, sharp points growing from both sides like jagged teeth. Casey’s shoes skidded momentarily, as the ice spread across the ground as well.
“I’m serious, Leo,” Casey said, trying to get the demon’s attention by saying his name. “Raph and me are cool. So if you could, like, be a little less literal with the chill, he’ll be here any second now to explain the shit that’s been going on-”
Leo remained quiet, but shut Casey up with a harsh gust of ice wind. Casey inhaled sharply, and coughed at the sheer coldness. It spread through him, and he coughed harder as he struggled to breathe.
Then-
He realized he couldn’t move his feet.
Casey made the mistake of glancing down, and saw that his feet were encased in ice. Ice that was steadily climbing up his legs, and locking him in place.
The dark ice moved quickly, spreading up Casey’s body almost faster than he could register what was happening. It covered his legs, and then spread to his torso, and Casey couldn’t breathe, ice filling his lungs and chilling him through.
His eyes clouded with tears, as ice wind kept whipping around him. He was half blind, more than half frozen, and came to the conclusion he probably was going to die.
He managed one last cough, before the ice spread to his neck, and froze his lungs in place. He felt the ice spreading down his arms, and Casey couldn’t think it was so cold. Everything was burning, the freezing prison wrapping itself around every piece of his body.
Casey felt the ice creep onto his face, his vision blurring as it did, and he couldn’t fight it at all.
The ice covered his nose, and spread over his eyes and head, and then Casey was trapped in the dark. His eyes frozen shut and his lungs frozen in place.
Then-
Something flared, hot and burning, on his chest-
And the ice shattered around his face, around his chest, and Casey could breathe again.
He blinked rapidly, sucking in as much air as he could, and tried to clear the clinging ice crystals to his face. Everything hurt, his hands and feet and legs and every bit of skin on him- they felt like they were still encased in ice. Cold enough that the warmer air was making them burn.
Casey saw something red flicker on his chest again, but he couldn’t see well enough to recognize what it was.
He spotted Leo, who’s calm, blank expression had broken. He was staring at Casey in shock, visibly confused as to why Casey wasn’t a human popsicle.
Then Raph fell out of the sky, right onto Leo, and threw his brother across the alleyway. Casey managed a short laugh at the sudden shift in mood, Leo looking utterly confused and offended by the turn of events, and Raph looking like he wanted to set everything and Leo on fire, the both of them yelling at one another in increasing volumes-
And then Casey’s vision went black, and he felt himself hit the ground.
next part.
#Your Heart's Desire tag#my writing#lmao casey's life is not easy at all#how he suffers#Casey Jones#April O'neil#Donatello#michelangelo#raphael#rasey#*shimmies*#love them cliffhangers#also#nearly all the sibs are together now and we're about halfway done go me#and yet#they still have not kissed#we have to fix that lmao
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