#I WANT HER SO BAD RAAAAA-

[jbwashere]

Kevin's one lucky bastard💖😤

[spirit-lanterns]

Can we give Natasha some baby bunnies? Pleeeease?

Can you imagine the ever so calm doctor getting all panicky when it comes to her own little bunnies? Like she’d probably pass out when she finds out the babies are hers because she’s so overwhelmed

RAAAAA I WANNA MAKE NATASHA A REAL MILF 😖

Poor woman is already so stressed and tired from being a doctor of the underground, but despite that, she accepts her role as a parent and is proud to have some baby bunnies with Bunny Reader <3

She’s probably one of the few women who was allowed to assist in the delivery process too. Like, I can picture Bunny Reader only wanting a few of her mates with her in the delivery room, and since Natasha is a trained doctor who has helped countless of mothers give birth, this was a walk in the park for her.

She’d be so gentle and would know exactly what to do to calm her mate, telling you that you’re doing so well and that she’s right there in case anything happened. Honestly, the delivery process wasn’t even that bad thanks to Natasha, and the sweet doctor is so overwhelmed when she finally gets to see her baby buns for the first time 🥺

[nyaboshi]

❤️‍🩹,😎,🥰

Ooo

❤️‍🩹 Oh my gosh, that is 100% The World Ends With You. God used that game to shape my understanding of the world, I am so sure of it. That game truly helped me to come out of the shell I had locked myself into! There are so many morals in that game that just.. spoke so my to my 13-year-old self. It's the #1 reason why it will always and forever be my favorite game! I don't know if this counts toward a fandom in particular that helped me, but I'm saying it does.

😎 My favorite part is always the friends I make. I've made so many friends just because I've been part of a fandom, and I think that's beautiful. I met these people because we have one thing in common, but now I'm talking to some of them almost daily and consider them some of my closest friends!

🥰 GRAH RAAAAA APBJEOAOEWJA

THESE TWO!! Neku Sakuraba and Shiki Misaki from The World Ends With You. These two– Oh GOSH these two. They have my heart, for real man. They're just so perfect for one another, and like– They both went through so much character development BECAUSE of each other, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT FORMING RELATIONSHIPS IS SUPPOSED TO DO! And I'm not just talking about romantic relationships! This game is so good because the main focus is about forming relationships with people so that you clash with them and ricochet to become a better person because of the relationships you formed and GRAAHHHHH

Anyways– Neku and Shiki are a perfect example of this particular moral of the game because they build off of each other's personality traits and become SUCH better people! At the start of the game, Neku is – for lack of a better, family-friendly descriptor – a complete and total douchebag. He's super self centered and outright rude with how he treats other people. Wants nothing to do with them and just wants to shut them all out. But underneath it all, he's actually just a boy who's very much hurting from trauma (they imply that in the past he very abruptly lost his best friend and he hasn't gotten over it) and is using his walls as a defense mechanism. On the other hand, Shiki is super cheery and peppy (at first) and tends to bend over backwards for people. But when you get past all of that, she's an incredibly insecure girl who has almost zero confidence in herself. Put them together and what do you get? They hate each other. :D Or, to put it more accurately, their surface personalities hate each other. But once they start to get to know each other a little more, they realize, "Oh hey. They're actually not that bad..." Neku helps Shiki with her confidence via administering some tough love, and Shiki acts as the catalyst that pushes Neku to break down his walls and actually interact and bond with people for a change!

This post by @altorav (my favorite artist to scroll through for NeShiki brainrot, btw) pretty much sums it up. XD Although Neku and Shiki aren't technically canon, they are so heavily implied, man... They have so much chemistry, and there's literally a scene in the game where a guy mistakes them for lovers and they both FREAK. I love them so much.

A close second OTP would be Makoto Naegi and Kyoko Kirigiri from Danganronpa.

But I'll save you from another long ramble about these two, because I have a lot to say about them as well. XD Just know that they are the epitome of Black Cat GF and Golden Retriever BF. :3 And they are also another couple that isn't directly stated to be canon, but is heavily implied AND IT PAINS ME TO NO END, GRAAAAHHHHHH

Thanks for the ask, May! <3

[poppy-metal]

spending your first time with jordan in fem form by taking HOURS just absolutely fucking WORSHIPPING jordan's body because the relationship is still new so they're still worried about you liking them as a girl RAAAAA (also just spending hours worshipping their bodies in general good god)

kissing down their bare chest, taking your time to absolutely lavish their tits

having jordan just lay back and take it while you spend god knows how long with your head between their thighs, tenderly coaxing orgasm after orgasm out of them until they're squirming at any little breath against their puffy, wet little clit :(

telling them you won't be done until they understand how bad you want them

grinding their poor sore and fucked out cunt against your own until they're on the verge of tears and wondering if they can even cum anymore

praising them the entire way through

"so fucking pretty, baby"

"perfect fucking cunt"

"so beautiful for me"

making sure they drink water and holding them all night after so you can really drive the point home

and they just LET YOU. normally fem jordan is so much more dominant and wants to be in control and will absolutely dick you down with her strap until you cry, and after this you'll absolutely see that, but god dammit if they didn't need this.

me when i cannot top.

[hakuhub]

i saw ur gallagher post and thought it was so real...... but i didn't know you played star rail!!!!! who r ur favs? :3

OMG WINKY MINKYYYY!!!!! gallagher my loml he's so mwehehhehee AND OMG MY FAVES.. i have atleast like. one from each part in the trailblaze quest thing erm erm erm let me list em down

astral express - welt loml OMG i luv him so much. i want to lose the 50/50 to him i beg OR MARCH!!!!! she's such a cutie she's the best i luv her.. i wanna take pics w her and smooch her on the lips :3

herta space station - asta loml... my pookiest pookie bear to have ever pookied. loml LOMLLLL or OR RUAN MEI. love her she's so pretty i love i wanna give her a sloppy smooch :3

jarilo VI - OH MY GOD SAMPO MY CON MAN. HE HAS ENCHANTED ME WITH HIS WITTY BANTER AND BIG TITS his shirt is this close to busting open like how close i am to busting a nut

xiangzhou luofu - JING YUAN LOML. I'M SO HAPPY I GOT HIM RAAAAA i got him like.. so close yo hard pity i got him at like. 80 pulls urgghhh it's ok tho i love his chess nerd ass so bad

penacony - hahaha i wonder who (GALLAGHER. GALLAGHERR 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇)

[watcher-wilds]

Thinking about my OC Chauma again. She could've been so much but I didn't get into the campaign I applied with her for

She was such a fascinating character and I'm so sad I never got to do anything with her. I def pride myself on my character creation bc more than any part of a story boy howdy will I flesh out a character !!! And she was one of my more interesting ones for sure. I want to put her in a petri dish

He was kinda naturally pretty toxic- liked starting fights/arguments just to see people riled up, often showed her emotions through physical brawling even if they were positive. Had hella anger issues and was quick to rouse passionately about... Everything. Queen of not knowing how to pick her battles. But he wanted to be good so bad. Wanted to be *kind* so bad. She never forgave herself for the things she did when she was angry, and was actively seeking ways to become less reactive to stuff. She really hurt some of the cats she cared deeply about and she always regretted it. He was going to come into the campaign with a character he had a love/hate relationship who was owned by my friend, and their weird codependency/hatred of each other was a whole thing too.

I want to use her in something else so bad but I can't imagine her entering a campaign without Spero (the other one) and idk if I can get his owner invested in any campaigns rn. I don't know enough about this style of campaign to really run one myself either. RAAAAA BITING

[jils-things]

“unless they were my romantic fos!!!” YES SAME it’s that bad now I guess waaawaahhh YES I ADMIT I LIKE HIM A BIT TOO MUCH

AWWW YOU THINKIN OF ME WHEN PLAYING NAIB INGAME (I made it, I made it to Naib-crush status in Jil’s brain /jk)

Pls know that you're also on my mind when seeing Steven or Red in Pokemas or Norton (very rarely tho)!!

I’M- YES- I’M THINKING UP A- PARTNER A NAIB PARTNER (should I ask u first if I’m allowed to create a partner for your brother idk would you be ok with that)

H-HE MIGHT REVEAL HIS FACE TO A VERY NICE LADY- ok wait I have to overshare real quick, so I actually have a fewww ideas - she doesn't have a name yet but I think she would be the daughter of some kind of astronomer or researcher idk I like that idea. Annnd Naib gets a job… he has to retrieve a very rare item from a family of astronomers/researchers and Naib thought he would have to retrieve it from the father BUT NO the family member with said Item is the daughter :] I just think this could be a fun concept. And uhhh maybe later he ends up rescuing her from danger somehow and I can imagine her having a very sunshine like personality, so she’s like “I want to thank you :)” and gifts him something (a flower, a small trinket maybe idk) and Naib gets quite flustered about it (but still kiinda irritated/confused? Like what is this? Why am I feeling like this?) and is like “I can’t do this anymore” PFFFTT idk pls let me know if this might be too ooc ;w;

(GIRL I’m scrolling through his gallery on the wiki and I wanna save all of the images and draw him and AGHGHFFDG I EVEN CONSIDER GOING PUBLIC WITH THAT CRUSH AND CHANGE MY BLOG THEME BECAUSE THE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH GOING CRAZY AGGHHG)

-🐭 anon

thrhretheamount of times i had to look away and just squeal to myself obymhoifd what have i done /pos

I ESPECIALLY JUST THINK OF PONYTAIL NAIB SINCE IT SEEMS TO BE YOUR FAVORITE PART OF HIM AJAKAKSJDHHDHSH 🥺🥺🥺🥺 (me crying at steven and red btw.. my husboo... THANKYYOU....)

ALSO OMG OF COURSE?!?? YES OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE A PARTNER FOR NAIB. IF ANYTHING!! IRENE WOULD EXPLODE AND DIE LIKE "OHMYGOD I KNEW YOU WERE CAPABLE OF LOVING. YOU'RE STOIC BUT YOUREA SOFTIE INSIDE" RAAAAA dude like if you're my familial/platonic's partner of COURSE id be so happy you dont even have to askk!!!!!!

THE FUCKIGGN OVERSHARE. THE SUDDEN SI DROP NO FUCKING WAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ WE GENUINELY GETTING AN SI RN?;?;?;?;?;?;? I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING EVEN MORE NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭���😭😭 NAUR IM ABSOLUTELY NODDINH MY HEAD TO THIS CRUMB?!?!?! him absolutely startled by this sweet lady handling such important data... kinda cute ... hes probably thinkijg HRMRMRMMM (I WOULDN'T SAY ITS OOC BECAUSE HES HESITATING W HIS FEELINGS!! ive seen fanart absolutely destroying his personality so YOURE FINE) (my argument that he would feel "the butterflies" with his gift from si is because he doesnt a lot of good things in his past because of war and living not-so-comfortably back then so i think him being given something kind is a nice change of pace for him!!) (ps i think si should treat him to a nice dinner. he is a foodie, i mean understandably so for a fit man!)

DRAW HIM????? DRAW HIM.... MOUSE IS THINKING OF DRAWING HIM GUYS OKG... OMG... JIL WINNING ERA... /J EEKEKEKEKEKEKEK WHAT U DOIN STARING AT HIS GALLERY UHUHHH (closes my norton tabs /j you saw nothing) GO SAVE IT... I DARE YOU.... 😈😈😈😈

[radioisntdead]

Writers block? Quick write about something you're passionate about

InFoDuMp

I personally have been learning to embroider and repair clothes, What about you?

-Oldie 🧶🧵

Good evening Oldie 🧶🧵!

EMBROIDER AND REPAIRING CLOTHES SOUNDS SO COOL, I tried my hand at embroidery but it hasn't gone too well but practice helps ya get better bit by bit!

I like to jokingly refer to myself as an Ace of many hobbies [like jack of all trades but with Ace and hobbies]

I HAVE MANY THINGS I'M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT, Art, yarn, crochet, candle making, as one could guess from my blog writing and other things I can't remember at the moment

Most recently though I've been trying to crochet a plushie for my online friend who's flying down this summer, they have a OC who has a pet pig and I'm crocheting the pig! The yarn I'm using is soft but it has like an odd texture to work with so I have to wear gloves or I'll want to cry, but it's worth it for my friend I've been crocheting for almost a year now but I still can't do too much like certain stitches or a magic circle, MAGIC CIRCLES ARE THE WORST RAAAAA, I really want to learn how to make a strawberry stitch

Strawberries are lowkey my whole brand on my main blog and socials and I love em' a lot, don't tell my friends but I actually prefer mangos a little bit more then strawberries. THE STRAWBERRY STITCH CAN ALSO BE USED TO MAKE PUMPKINS, I love pumpkins, anyways IMAGINE A LIL' BAG WITH THAT PATTERN IT'D BE SO CUTE

granny squares are also the bane of my existence I'm making a sweater that uses them, it was supposed to be for my birthday, my birthday was months ago, maybe I can wear it for my 19th! It took me a bit to learn all the abbreviations for crocheting, for example this list

I usually [pardon my wording] bullshit my way through making plushies or anything really.

So far I've crocheted two dinos, a several octopuses [I've given em' to my family, my dad keeps one in his car!] A shark, a standing cow, a couple of blankets [two completed and one incomplete, the last one was supposed to be for my late dog but unfortunately he passed away before I could finish it and I haven't quite worked up the confidence to finish it but we're planning on adopting another dog soon so maybe I could finish it for them? I don't know I don't want my dog to think I'm betraying him or anything.] I made two pillows, a few of those little mini crochet Pinterest ghosts for some younger family members of mine [they loved em'!] And an among us character that appears and disappears at random

Here are some of them! The dinosaur is a present for my best friend's birthday, they haven't picked it up yet [Moony if you're somehow reading this, don't mind the weird parts of this blog and also DO NOT PROCEED THIS IS A SURPRISE]

[Don't mind my nails, I have a bad habit of biting]

As you can tell they aren't perfect but I'm improving! I liked crocheting the hooves for the little cow.

I'm also making a mushroom hat for renfair! I'm cosplaying one of my OCs and she's a mushroom themed fay/elf thing that sells shady stuff from her stand. I burned my finger while working on it like a second degree burn [DO NOT LIGHT GLUE STICKS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN A GLUE GUN ON FIRE, BAD IDEA.] So until I'm healed it's on pause but it should be done by the end of the month so I'm excited about that! I used cardboard as a base and then bendable wire to get the shape I wanted and then I put fabric over it, glued it and put the bottom layer of fabric on the bottom and then covered it with pearls, white spots and little details I'm gonna add more when I'm healed.

I got this candle making kit for Christmas that has a little transportable stove and I haven't gotten the chance to use it yet so I'm planning to make some candles this soon I'm gonna make some themed off of characters to give to my friends! I made my best friend a Silco from arcane themed candle for Christmas last year I think? Or the year before that, I cut a silhouette of the character into vinyl and stick it on the glass part of the candle, Might make a Stardew valley themed one for me, my friend likes blue lock [I think that's the name?] So might make a blue lock candle or one based off of their OC, and might make either a bluey one for my best bud or a game character they like,

I tend to use soy wax as it's the cheapest I can get and it's highly recommended I think, be careful on what you put in your candles [like dried flower petals, leaves etc etc] they can and will catch on fire and BAM SOMEONES ON FIRE.

This is more rambling then info dumping, I don't know how to info dump properly, I remember rambling about Flappers ago, I would copy paste it here but the majority of it is me referring to the wikipedia and taking bits from it to quote and then telling my friends that I got it from the wikipedia.

Anyways thank you for listening that helped a bunch! Time to write!

[solartranslations]

VF Pace Chapter 5: Heavenly Amore

Ash has been defeated by their love. Now the curtain of night falls…

~*Scene: VF Deck*~

Pace: Hey, you’ve got the Tarocco, right?

❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned ❤≪Ash≫ Tarocco

Person: We’ve got to carry out our orders!

Arcana: What happened to everyone?

Person: The Tarocco thief might have his reasons too…

Arcana: What is the Tarocco anyway

Pain: Joshua is…

Ash: No, I don’t have it

Pace: Okay. Guess we’ll go look for it then, Ojou

Felicita: Yeah

Pace: You’re coming with us

Ash: Huh? Why should I! And my name is Ash!

~*Scene: VF Deck*~

Pace: Hmm, we walked around for a while but didn’t find anything

❤≪Pace≫ Seems as usual

Food: My instincts aren’t working…

Place: Right, we were attacked on the deck

Pace: The sun’s setting too, so let’s call it a day. The tiger might show up too

Ash: The tiger’s not coming so don’t worry

❤≪Ash≫ Seems to be hiding something

Person: Since the tiger’s me…

Pain: I’m worried about Joshua

Pace: Huh?

Ash: Nothing. And anyway, I know where the Tarocco is

Pace: Wait, really!? Why didn’t you say so earlier!

❤≪Pace≫ Seems confused

Person: If you knew, you should have told us!

Food: I’m hungry from walking around…

Ash: Well…you didn’t ask

Pace: Then tell us. Where’s the Tarocco!

~*Scene: VF Staircase*~

Pace: Huh! We saw that guy yesterday! He has it?

❤≪Pace≫ Seems confused ❤≪Ash≫ Seems to be hiding something

Person: The fancy passenger!

Person: Why does he have it?

Person: Joshua seems normal during the day

Person: Then, this’ll be quick…

Ash: Wha? You guys know Joshua?

Pace: Ahh, we should have asked him about the Tarocco back then. I totally though you’d have it since you stole it, Ash

>There’s no point regretting it now

(+10 Amore)

>Whose fault is it that we didn’t ask?

(No Amore)

>Let’s go see him right away

(No Amore)

Pace: You’re right, Ojou. You always know what to say

Pace: That’s why I love you, Ojou

Pace: Huuh!? Is it my fault!?

Pace: *sob*…so mean, Ojou

Pace: Yeah, Ojou’s right

Ash: Joshua’s in the captain’s cabin. If you’re going I’ll wait here

❤≪Ash≫ Seems to be hiding something

Person: I’ll leave the Tarocco to them

Pain: Even if I went, there’s nothing I can do…

Link: I want to save Joshua

(*grab) Pace: The captain’s cabin then! You should come with us, Ash!

Ash: H-hey! Don’t pull me!

~*Scene: VF Captain’s Cabin*~

Joshua: Oh? What’s the matter?

❤≪Ash≫ Seems concerned ❤≪Pace≫ Seems as usual

Place: The sun will set soon

Person: This glasses guy is stupid strong

Person: This isn’t the usual Joshua…?

Arcana: We’ll introduce ourselves properly!

Person: What does he want to use the Tarocco for?

Arcana: The Tarocco needs to be handled by someone who understands it

Pace: I forgot to tell you yesterday! I’m Pace from Arcana Famiglia!

Pace: We’ve come to get the Tarocco back. It’s here, right?

Joshua: Arcana Famiglia… That name sounds familiar to me

Joshua: The head of the Family is Mondo… Is he doing well…?

Pace: You know Papa?

Joshua: Alright…I’ll return the…Tarocco…. However, I…

Pace: Huh, is he acting weird?

(*whirring) (*flash)

Joshua: …The “Wheel of Fortune’s” power will be mine…

Pace: Ojou! Stay back!

❤≪Pace≫ Seems confused

Person: He’s after Ojou!

Link: I’ll protect Ojou!

Person: This guy knows Papa?

Joshua: I can finally return to my proper form…

Joshua: “Wheel of Fortune”…give me your power!

Pace: He becomes a skeleton at night…which means he’s a ghost too…?

Pace: Looks like we’ll have to fight, Ojou

>How do you know Papa!?

(+10 Amore)

>We’ll fight him together

(+30 Amore)

>We have to run

(No Amore)

Pace: It’s no good, Ojou! He’s already a skeleton

Pace: If we don’t fight, we’re done for

Pace: Yeah, I thought you’d say that, Ojou

Pace: …We won’t lose

Pace: Even if we run, he’ll probably just chase us down…

Pace: And there might be other skeletons outside this room

Pace: Okay. We’ll attack him from both sides…Ojou

Felicita: Yeah

(*dash)

(*step) Pace: Hyaaaah!

(*whoosh) Felicita: Hya!

Pace: Hyah!!

(*whish) Joshua: Hah…!

Pace: Ack!

(*grip) Joshua: Hah!!

~*Scene: VF Deck*~

(*crash!)

Pace: Uwah!

~*Scene: VF Captain’s Cabin*~

Felicita: …

Joshua: You contracted the Tarocco…and that’s all you’ve got!?

Joshua: Offer your power to me!

(*whish)

Felicita: !

Dodge!

>Hit

(+50 Amore)

>Miss

(-50 Amore)

Felicita: *dodge*

(*whack) Felicita: Ah!

~*Scene: VF Deck*~

Felicita: *slide*

(*shaky) Joshua: Raaaaa!!

Pace: Ojou

❤≪Pace≫ Ojou

Link: Follow behind me

Link: I love you, Ojou

Pace: Haaaa…

Pace: Porci Tutto…Trapassare!!

(*whish)

>Go from behind

(+10 Amore)

>Go from the right

(No Amore)

>Go from the left

(No Amore)

(*step) Felicita: !

(*whoosh) Pace: Take thiiiiis!!

Felicita: *jump*

(*whish) Felicita: Hya!

(*step) Felicita: !

Pace: Hyaaaah!

(*whish) Joshua: Hah!!

Felicita: !

(*slash) Felicita: Ah!

Pace: Ojou!!

(Skip the next duello box)

(*step) Felicita: !

Pace: Uraaaah!

(*whish) Joshua: Hah!!

Felicita: !

(*slash) Felicita: Ah!

Pace: Ojou!!

(Skip the next duello box)

Attack!

>Hit

(+50 Amore)

>Miss

(-50 Amore)

(*crackle) Joshua: Guh…

(*dodge) Joshua: …!!

Pace: Ojou! Again!

❤≪Pace≫ Ojou

Link: Kick him next!

Link: I love you, Ojou

(*smile) Felicita: Okay

(*dash)

(*whish) Felicita: Hya

Attack!

>Hit

(+50 Amore)

>Miss

(-50 Amore)

(*whack) Joshua: Urk!

Pace: Yes! Nice one, Ojou! My turn now!!

(*dodge) Joshua: …!!

(*whoosh) Pace: Uraaaaah!!

(*whack) Joshua: Graah!

❤≪Pace≫ Ojou

Love: Ojou, I L-O-V-E you!

Link: Keep him busy with your knives!

>My knives…!

(+20 Amore)

>A kick…

(+10 Amore)

>Next is…

(No Amore)

(*grip) Felicita: …

(*whish) Felicita: Hya!

(*step) Felicita: Hya

(*whish) Joshua: Hah!!

(*clang) Felicita: Ah!

(Skip the next duello box)

Felicita: *step*

(*whish) Joshua: Hah!!

(*clang) Felicita: Ah!

(Skip the next duello box)

Attack!

>Hit

(+50 Amore)

>Miss

(-50 Amore)

(*slash) Joshua: Guh…

(*dash) Pace: Too bad, I’m here too!

(*dodge) Joshua: Hah!!

(*dash) Pace: Too bad, I’m here too!

(*whoosh) Pace: Here I go!! Hyaah!!

(*whack) Joshua: Urk!

(*huh) Ash: What’s with those two? They’re not saying anything but they’re perfectly in sync

Ash: So this is Arcana Famiglia…impressive. And Strawberry Head’s actually…pretty good…

Joshua: Grrrrrrr!!

(*rumble) Joshua: Find your way to despair…Un Labirinto Atmosferico

Felicita: !

Pace: Ojou, watch out!!

(*crackle) Pace: Ugah!!

Felicita: !

Pace: I-I’m okay…Ojou. That was nothing

❤≪Pace≫ Ojou

Pleasure: I protected Ojou…I’m so cool! You’ve fallen for me all over again, right!

Pain: Ow…

Felicita: …

(*whack) Pace: Ow! Why’d you kick me!?

(*hic) Pace: But, I l-o-v-e that about you, Ojou

(*smile) Felicita: Yeah

Pace: Alright, I’ve got the power of your love. So let’s end this!

Pace: The earth gives rise to strength…a power that dominates everything…!

Pace: Mamma Mia!

Joshua: Gaaaaah…!!

Liberta: Ojou!

❤≪Liberta≫ Seems concerned

Person: Is she okay!?

Place: That was really loud!

Luca: Ojou-sama!!

❤≪Luca≫ Seems concerned

Arcana: Was that the power of “Justice” that I’ve heard about!?

Pleasure: Pace is with her

Pace: Liberta! Everyone!

❤≪Pace≫ Seems happy

Pleasure: Everyone’s alright!

Pleasure: I’m so glad…

Dante: Ojou-san, the “Justice” card wishes to return to its proper form!

❤≪Dante≫ Seems concerned

Link: It’ll be up to Ojou-san and Pace

Person: So that’s Joshua…

Jolly: Ojou-sama, make a wish to “Gli Amanti”. Tell it that you wish to free the “Justice” card and ask it to aid you in using the “Wheel of Fortune”

❤≪Jolly≫ Tarocco

Place: This ship carries many mysteries about the Tarocco

Arcana: Our target appears exhausted. –Excellent

Nova: That’s Joshua…. The contractor of “Justice”, “La Giustizia”… and apparently Papa’s son

❤≪Nova≫ Seems as usual

Arcana: That man is Papa’s…

Link: I’ll leave it to them

(*shock) Pace: Huh, what? Everyone showed up all of a sudden. Were we the only ones left alone?

❤≪Pace≫ Can’t seem to handle it

Arcana: I’m not following

Person: They’re talking about that guy, right…?

(*smirk) Debito: Hey, Pace. You guys are supposed to finish this, so we’ll stay out of it

❤≪Debito≫ Seems as usual

Person: Well, Pace does get credit for protecting Bambina

Arcana: Just do something about the monocle guy already

Pace: Huuuh? I don’t get it!

Felicita: …

Debito: Hm, it looks like she does though…

Debito: Come on, look at Bambina

Pace: Ojou…

❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned

Link: With me…?

Person: It’s to save that man

>Pace, I want you to come closer

(+30 Amore)

>What are you whispering about?

(No Amore)

>Back me up

(+10 Amore)

Pace: Huh? Oh right, Ojou. I’ll be right there

Pace: I wouldn’t leave you alone

Pace: Huh!? I’m not sure why you’re mad!

Pace: I’m sorry, Ojou!!

Pace: Got it, Ojou. Just wait, I’ll be right there

❤≪Pace≫ Seems excited ❤≪Pace≫ Seems to want to cry ❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned

Pleasure: I want to be near Ojou too

Person: Does that mean to hurry!?

Pleasure: I can’t leave Ojou when she’s so cute!

Debito: Wow, you’ve really got Pace well trained

❤≪Debito≫ Seems to be teasing

Pleasure: I can already see their future

Daily: I’ve got ask what they’ve been up to while they’re alone

Pace: Like this, Ojou?

Jolly: Amplify the power of “Gli Amanti”, and use it to spin the “Wheel of Fortune”…. That is why you are necessary, Pace

Jolly: If you fail to provide enough power…Ojou-sama will lose control. *chuckle*…

(*glare) Luca: Jolly! Don’t threaten them!

Pace: Got it…here we go, Ojou

Pace: Ojou! I…I…love you!! So I want to lend you my strength!

Gli Amanti: Hello, Ojou-san. It’s rare for you to call on me

Gli Amanti: You don’t have to speak. I understand the situation

Gli Amanti: I suppose I must apologize for this as well

Gli Amanti: Since its host has died and remains on this ship, the Tarocco cannot return to its proper form and remains in an inverted position

Gli Amanti: And the inverted Tarocco has even possessed its host…this usually would never happen

Gli Amanti: …*laugh*, here we go then, Ojou-san

(*float)

Felicita: !?

Pace: Mother…

❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned

Pleasure: Even if you’ve forgotten…I’m glad we met

Link: Please watch over us…Mother

Pace: Mother, when we return to Regalo, I promise I’ll bring flowers to your grave!!

>Let’s go back to Regalo together

(+10 Amore)

>I’ll go with you

(+20 Amore)

>I’m glad everyone’s alright

(No Amore)

Pace: Yeah, Ojou…

Pace: Ojou…thank you

Pace: Yeah, I am too…

❤≪Pace≫ Regalo ❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned ❤≪Pace≫ Seems as usual

Pleasure: Even if you’ve forgotten…I’m glad we met

Link: Please watch over us…Mother

Pleasure: And I love you

Link: It’s a promise

Pleasure: Even if you’ve forgotten…I’m glad we met

Link: Please watch over us…Mother/i>

Pace: So? Where were you all!? Ojou and I were…

❤≪Pace≫ Seems concerned

Daily: We should have a celebration at the bar when we get back!

Place: Did we not run into them because the ship was so big?

Luca: We’re the ones who should be asking where you were, Pace!!

❤≪Luca≫ Seems concerned

Place: …He was alone with Ojou-sama! …The two of them, alone!!

Pleasure: I’m so glad Ojou-sama is alright

Pace: Huh? Me?

Nova: When we were split up, we all regrouped right away

❤≪Nova≫ Seems as usual

Arcana: That’s just common sense

Person: The Deputy Chief Executive is even more disappointing than the Ocean Idiot…

Liberta: You’ve got to stay calm! Prioritize your safety and getting a grasp of the situation!

❤≪Liberta≫ Seems as usual

Arcana: I learned that in Intelligence!

Pleasure: I’m so smart!

Liberta: Even I can do that

Debito: We’re talking about Pace the glutton here. He went to go find food after saying he was hungry, right?

❤≪Debito≫ Seems to be teasing

Daily: He’s already taken a bite out of Bambina, right?

Place: He’s definitely why there’s so many apple cores lying around the ship…

Felicita: Yeah

Dante: Oh, the fog’s cleared. Okay Liberta, go to the wheelhouse and set course for Regalo

❤≪Dante≫ Seems as usual

Person: I must teach him to do the job of the Chief Executive properly

Place: Let’s set sail!

Liberta: On it!

Pace: Hey, so you’re all just saying I’m useless?

❤≪Pace≫ Can’t seem to handle it

Person: Ojou’s the only one on my side!

Link: But this is just how we are

Felicita: *smile*

Ash: Hey so…is everyone in the Family as strong as you? And they really don’t treat you too well

❤≪Ash≫ Seems concerned

Person: I can’t tell how strong they are

Arcana: This was Joshua��s Family…

Pace: Huh? Uh, yeah… It’s always like this… haha

Ash: …So this is, Arcana Famiglia

Jolly: You should join the Family if you’d like. You’d be welcome to

❤≪Jolly≫ Seems to be having fun

Daily: I’ve found a new student…not bad

Person: Luca has been useless lately…

Ash: Don’t be stupid! I’m not interested!

❤≪Ash≫ Seems confused

Person: I didn’t say I’d join!

Person: What’s that sunglasses guy thinking…

Pleasure: I’m interested in Strawberry Head though…

Jolly: *chuckle* …But, you’ll be coming to Regalo

Jolly: You stole the Tarocco and contracted one of the cards. You must meet with Mondo

Pace: Then when we get to Regalo, you should eat some lasagna with us

Ash: If Strawberry Head’s going, I’m in. She’s stronger than I thought so I’m interested. I want to know more

Pace: Nope! Ojou belongs to me

❤≪Pace≫ Ojou

Person: All of Ojou belongs to me!

Daily: …And all of me belongs to her

Pace: Right, Ojou?

Felicita: *smile*

Pace: …I love you, Ojou

~*End of Scene*~

Special Voice obtained. It can be heard in the Profile section

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(Continue to ED1: 700+ Amore)

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[kinetic-elaboration]

April 25: Thoughts on The 100 2x10

Twenty years later, I return with Ep. 2x10: Survival of the Fittest.

This commentary is NOT pro-Grounder or pro-Lxa.

I last watched in January and I have literally no idea what’s happening lol. I mean, I do because I’ve seen the whole thing enough times but still. Like specifically.

One of Netflix’s warnings for this show is “fear.” I CANNOT.

The idea of Arkers and Grounders perhaps meeting in certain ways pre-canon is interesting (the suicide by earth idea) but then the story just becomes one of yet more Mindless Grounder Brutality and I get bored. Like I’m sorry this is truly the most boring civilization ever imagined and I cannot believe we’ve been asked to care more and more about them with each passing season.

The lost possibilities of Bellamy & Lincoln. Also of Lincoln, in general? Someone who tried so hard to be something other than what he was taught to be.

Also, his story is basically confirmation that he became obsessed with Octavia because he was illegally spying on the cool Sky People and then ran into a Pretty Girl and that was just that on that.

The underworld. They’re not subtle.

Mmm-mmm my favorite set. Indra looking badass as per usual, giving her warriors a pep talk. And Kane with friendship heart eyes like “I’ve found my new BFF!!” (This is truly how I read the expression on his face.)

“Only our Guards are armed here.” Lol okay but does anyone really believe Indra travels with ONLY two knives on her person?

I’m generally a Jaha apologist but I cannot stand him in S2, primarily because his whole thing is based around him caring about “the Grounders’ land” in this realllllly awkward native peoples parallel, as if this was supposed to make him sympathetic when (1) there is literally no evidence at all that the Sky People occupied Grounder land in s1 or are occupying it in s2 and (2) he is advocating abandoning the main characters to death, the main characters are a bunch of teens, and literally no one calls him out on how disgusting that is. The only thing he’s right about is that the Grounders are terrible and Kane’s boner for them is ridiculous, but still.

Is there a Grounder named Michael? Lol.

“My shock baton’s got your back” probably isn’t intended as wildly inappropriate adult man hits on teen girl flirting but........ I dunno how else to read it.

Murphy > Grounder I said what I said.

That woman in the background of the fight with her eyes wide like ‘oh heavens! oh my!’

Kane’s here trying to be like stern dad keeps his kids in line for the sake of peace and Indra and the rest of the Grounders are like... fucking crickets. So ridiculous. So immature. Keep your own bitches in line Indra.

I completely forgot that Mountain had multiple airlocks and thus just, you know, opening the doors wouldn’t do anything. Makes sense, I’m just dumb.

Clarke > All Grounders and seeing her show respect to Lxa or anyone, even if it makes sense in context, just irritates me.

Clarke: *gives several very good reasons why sending large numbers of Grounder warriors into the Mountain will do literally nothing but lead to more casualties.* Grounders: *raaaaa I hate being told no, let’s just attack!!! ATTACK!*

“He shouldn’t have attacked my ship.” Honestly I think part of why S2 Clarke is my favorite is because I really identify with her, surrounded by idiots, just doing her best to get fucking anything done and done right.

“You’re very brave under the Commander’s protection, aren’t you?” DUDE. DUDE. You literally just reminded everyone that this five foot tall blonde teenage girl roasted your brother and several hundred others alive and you think the commander’s protection is why she’s brave? She’s brave because she’s smarter and tougher than you, duh.

And after all this Lxa’s like “Quint’s right.” Um he’s truly not though??? Ugh, the stupidity irritates me.

“Hook up” for “alliance” I am DYING.

Kane is absolutely the worst faux-father figure. Encouraging Octavia to get her ass kicked by idiots who are training for no reason...

And then this bitch (Quint) tries to kill Clarke as if that were even remotely a good idea... what if you were successful? What then? Lxa would torture you for like 100 days and then kill you start thinking things through.

I miss Byrne in that she was annoying but at least had, like, a perspective and purpose, BUT that was a cool death scene. A good sort of shock.

“Work detail” is such an odd phrase, like... one would think....everyone works?? It seems to be code for “mop some floors.”

I’m gonna be honest, the search for the CoL was the clear weak point of S2 for me but Murphy & Jaha are an interesting pair to share screen time.

Murphy: hesitates to accompany Jaha to Wells’s grave until he sees the possibility of getting a firearm of his own, then falls in love. You had me at ‘can hold a gun!’

They really are wasting bullets. Those are...kinda a finite resource? Also you’d think that these literal members of the Guard (based on their jackets) already know how guns work.

Kane really is devoted to this I’m Your Daddy thing, huh? “Look at me, shooting this gun, I’m so cool--don’t you want to be cool like me? I can teach you.” (And O in the back sharpening her sword like she knows what she’s doing.)

I don’t get how Mount Weather could influence Grounder legend given that they’ve known about Grounders for less than a generation, and they tend to destroy anyone they capture, not, like, release them back into their villages? Cool idea though!

Octavia, the secret weapon, exploitable by both sides because she knows both sides, is an interesting path SOMEone at SOME point should have gone down, or should go down, like in fic. Just putting that out there.

See, literally, what did I say? Quint does not even succeed in killing Clarke and he’s sentenced to death in 0.5 seconds. You gotta think ahead man!!

Lol I’ve seen this how many times and only now am I hearing that the word “Pauna” (which I’ve also been mispronouncing) is in fact in the episode. I always thought that was extra-canonical.

Pretty hilarious that Clarke, attempting to run away from the Irradiated Gorilla, leads everyone right to...the home of the Irradiated Gorilla. AKA the National Zoo.

Look the only thing I really have to say about this entire story line is that it’s pretty clearly only here to make sure Clarke, the main character, has something to do in an episode that isn’t really about her, like it’s straight up Filler just like the Bellamy Scales a Cliff episode, and it’s dorky and laughable and awful CGI and I get that--but I still maintain that the concept of “animals from the zoo survived and are still out there in mutated form” is cool and we should do more with that, as a fandom.

Also....moose? How’d that get there??

“Leave me” Lexa says, as if it weren’t incredibly easy for Clarke to save her. Like...why do you give up so easy all the time??? Grounders are weak. The slightest thing happens and it’s either “Time to kill you” or “Time to die.”

Murphy, unimpressed by the beauty of Earth.

Completely forgot that elder Murphy’s name was Alex. Put that one in my back pocket.

This Jaha and Murphy scene at Wells’s grave is the best of a fairly lackluster episode. “Clarke sugar-coated it for you, didn’t she?” “Good can come out of even the darkest acts, John.” “Camp You is that way.”

(Also...when did Clarke get a chance to talk to him? Was this over video in S1? I guess it must have been since she’s been busy in S2.)

When Kane lets Octavia fight the Grounder he is 100% doing it for himself and the alliance. He’s using her.

And somehow this is the ONLY time Octavia lost a fight. I wish the show had acknowledged more, as it does here, that tenacity is a great virtue but it’s not the only virtue. Also the Grounders truly are canonically terrible at what they do.

My favorite O characterization is when she’s just a blank slate for people to write on because she never was able to create a personality for herself. Because I think it’s the most true to her backstory, which seems only intermittently relevant imho. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” “I would like to be stronger,” hence “I shall get beaten up.”

*Sings* Lxa is a terrible leaaaaaader!!! Getting all up in Clarke’s head trying to tell her that caring about not constantly killing people is..............somehow.....................bad??? Lol.

This scene here where Lxa provides the groundwork for the Ai-in-Commanders thing, is probably where the show began its downhill slide. Don’t get me wrong, I love S2 as a whole--most of this nonsense didn’t really come up until S3--and S3 itself has good ideas, including the AI thing, but they were just realized so badly...... Makes me sad. We could have had so much more!

“Don’t be afraid, death is not the end,” is like......the least helpful thing to say. Yet again, Clarke uses her brain and figures out an actual plan, as opposed to “die heroically” which is really all the supposedly genius Lxa ever has. “Die heroically” or “Save own ass at others’ expense I said what I said.

I’m so salty.... I can’t even believe myself.

I enjoy the Indra and Octavia relationship.

So I’m going to say that I always assumed, and still basically assume, that the reason Indra chose Octavia for a second is that she really did think there was something special in her when she saw her fight. Like that’s all. Just like she would with a Grounder kid who wanted to be a warrior. But I think it would be interesting if she’s thinking just as Kane is: that Octavia is a useful bridge between the two peoples, that perhaps, she could get something from her. (Counter spy?)

“No one gives anything without expecting something in return.” Early John Murphy philosophy synthesized.

What the fuck is Jaha eating? Little...food pellets.

It’s true that he’s being cynical but it’s ALSO true that Jaha is withholding important truth from him and ultimately, arguably, using him.

“You didn’t give a damn about us. You still don’t, that’s why you’re not fighting for this kids in Mount Weather.” SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT. THANK YOU MURPHY. MVP of this ep.

“I was pardoned, slate wiped clean, I’m still treated like dirt.” The treatise of the Ark AU thanks.

More patented Murphy nose rubbing.

Murphy and Raven, both pulled in, to some degree, by cultists.

Murphy and Octavia, both manipulated by more powerful adults for their own ends.

Jaha is so... he has all these peace and love, everyone is accepted, nice ideas and beliefs and faith, but he also does not care at all about sacrificing a few here and there. He may remember Alex Murphy but he doesn’t really care, he’s not really haunted. Remembering is like a courtesy. He may miss his son but he still ultimately believes, even hearing how utterly stupid Wells’s death was, that it was worth it for some unknown greater good. And he’s willing to give up on people who aren’t even dead yet, just write them off as an acceptable loss, even though they’re his people and a subset of his people to whom he owes a particular debt, and still consider this sacrifice, not even yet made, to be worth it for this bigger plan. There are a lot of things I respect about Jaha as a leader, and surely in a universe of terrible leaders he is not the worst, but this is his fatal flaw, what keeps him from being good. Real leaders do accept that losses will happen, as Lxa says, but they don’t seek out losses and they don’t merely catalogue them and then move on. They feel them, and accept responsibility for them, and carry them forward.

No I am not talking about Clarke, although within this universe, she comes closer to the ideal.

The story line with Lincoln, Bellamy, and the Reapers is like nightmare fuel if I think about it too much.

Indra, with the tiniest slice of meat possible on a huge plate: “Eat! Get strong!”

Kane, trying to be sexy and seduce a new friend: “Thank you.”

Kane and Octavia are talking and Indra is just in the background, sitting on a tree stump, brooding in the most photogenic way possible, very ‘google earth, always taking pictures’ of her.

I’m sorry but I can’t stop seeing Kane’s whole demeanor in literally every scene of this episode as like “Attempted Daddy.” Not in the paternal sense.

“You’re asking me to be a spy?” / “I’m asking you.......... yes, to be a spy, that’s exactly it.”

Objectively ridiculous for Octavia to think the Grounders are her people but, I get it, she’s desperate for people of some sort.

“There’s a million ways to die out there” should have been the title of the series. More accurate than “The 100.”

“If it’s not your time than nothing can kill you” IS everything infuriating about Jaha in one line. Saying ‘it’s just what was meant to be’ is a pretty easy way to avoid responsibility for anything, ever, and it’s extra sketchy from someone who, as a leader, knows or should know that his actions have consequences for other people, sometimes life or death ones. I mean...everyone but he and Murphy did die searching for the CoL.

We REALLY need more fic that utilizes Jaha as a weird guru type.

“You wanna stop being treated like a criminal then you have to stop thinking that that’s all you are.”

Here, Clarke comes up with yet another smart idea. How many is that in one episode? She’s too smart, guys, just too smart.

That said, the first time I watched this ep with my mom (the second time in general for me, the first time for her), when Clarke explained her ‘release the Grounder prisoners’ plan, she was like “...Duh? I thought that was already the plan? Isn’t that what Bellamy was going in there to do?” Basically most people on the show < Clarke < my mom.

The tragedy of Lincoln’s addiction story line really does get to me.

I’m a little insulted on Bellamy’s behalf that he was marked Harvest lol.

I just watched the episode and I heard them explain their plan... but I still don’t really see how it was going to work. Like just... cause chaos and let Bellamy run inside? Kind of feel like someone would have caught him at some point, and also--doesn’t that run a significant chance of getting Lincoln killed? Oh well. It all works out eventually. Mostly.

Anyway, not the greatest episode, but it had its moments. The Jaha and Murphy story line was good, and I actually enjoyed the Octavia, Kane, and Indra stuff more than I thought or remembered. But it’s always kind of a bummer when one or both mains get lackluster filler plots--and in this case it really was both--I mean, Bellamy’s was important, but it wasn’t very long. And none of my faves: no Mount Weather, no Jasper and Monty, no Raven.

It still fucks me up that Liz Phair wrote music for this show.

[og-doubletrouble-kinnie]

SPOP Season 4 notes

Spoilers obvi

Gonna be a bit different from my s3 notes, as I’m p much just gonna liveblog stuff here- Since I dont wanna spoil my friends... Rip 😔

Ep 1:

Mom: Icecream cake :-D me, sobbing: Mom I love you

Every time my mom does something I cry. I love and miss her sm

YALL JUST HURTIN PERFUMA LIKE THIS-

WHY CAN THE SWORD BE A MOP-

Ya know I always thought Hordaks red teeth were fuckin weird af

GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA

GO GET MY GIRLFRIEND YOU UGLY KITTY

EMILYYYYYYYYY AWAAAA

They really out here just reusing the princess prom outfits huh?

Really though I swear if Entrapta doesnt come back I’ll scream. You cant just trade in my beautiful amasing gf for me. I know I’m great but I swear.

Rip Auntie Angella.... 😔

I wasn’t even there for the corrination- I kinda feel bad for that but... I was alittle busy... With somethin- Hell if I know what.

HELL YEAH QUEEN GLIMMERRR

Oh hot diggity Catra-

Look I may not like her but I can really respect her tactics....

EP 2:

Okay what does Perfuma have against the crimson wastes- Hopefully its (Rightful) fear!

Oh nooo the gooooo

One does not simply call Adora soft

Aweeee Perfuma and Bow bonding...

Perfuma is cacti-phobic hahahaha

O.O Wheres the ship

Huntara eats sand and theres nothing you can do about it.

OOOO NEW TOWN NEW TOWN NEW TOWN

MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME

AH YES MY FIRST WORDS ARE BEING SCORPIA AND FLIRTING WITH CATRA. HOW FITTING.

God im so dramatic I love it

Perfuma Im so proud of you bb

Hot take? Perfuma x Huntara

AWEEE IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYY

Honestly being Catra was always fun

Ep 3:

Pajamas Catra? Catra without her headband? Wild shit. Wild shit.

She cute tho ngl

Oh hecc its time to fuck with the rebels-

I s2g its rly lookin like my tl may just be flip flopped on which side I helped- Idk... its only ep 3 jfkbgf

Wittle moth society... so cute...

Flutterina... Adorable

SHE RA CAKE

The moth town leader is adorable. Precious old lady. I love her. her design is amazing. 10/10 I love her

Wait what-

Ohhhh my god what happened-

Catra if you dont start appreciating Scorpia right this second I swear to god I will appreciate her myself.

Flutterina is so precious. All her fangirling...

Are we gonna explorer the whole.. reaction catra has every time someone mentions the Portal??

MAGICAL SACRED BOND TIME

FLUTTERINA IS A PRECIOUS BABY AND I LOVE HERRR

SCORPIAAAA SIS GET OVER HERE LEMME HUG UUUU

Oh....

OH

O H

OKAY

I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS

Ep.4

Spinerella and nettossa are precious 100%

Okay but I’m right. tiny cute and pink. I didnt even catch it. I done fooled myself.

Am cutie

GRANDMAS BA C K BOIISSSSS

god I love shadow weaver. I miss her sm

B O BB N O

OKAY SPOT ON BO IMPRESSION!

IM SO CUUUTTTEEE

Yaaayyyyy Catras having fun!

WEAVER LIKES DAISIES. PRECIOUS. AWA. GWANDMAAAA

She makes great bait and u know it.

Oh no are the gfs fighting-

Catra legit thought glimmer was me I love this-

CATRA WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER TASTES LIKE-

..... Okay literally as I type thet I get mems of her eating glitter okay cool

Ohhh That was cool-

Hey Catra dont hide your grateful attitude you dick

God I love these girlfriends

LET WEAVER BE GOOD ADORA

This is cute

Ep 5

Kyle you precious little boy

Oh are they finally gonna develop these three?

Ditzy light hope is cute light hope

SHES ALL SMILEYYYY

I love Kyle launie and roheleo... Precious

“I made a crystal :-D”

“I know what will help!” “no dont-”

Kyle I love you

“Oh trust me the information is never gonna load for you.”

Lookit these... three siblings.... Blessed babes

COMPUTER MOM HAS EMOTIONS

AWA

KYLE BABY NOOO

HARD SQUINTING AT LIGHT HOPE

EP 6

Oh boi Scoria episode here we go

God I love that she kept Emily....

Scorpia is too bright and cheery for the hoarde. Redeem her damnit

Hecc I hate that Im being so mean to the best friend squad but oooog its so fun to watch

Emily’s personality is so cuuuteee -w-

Emily scared of Catra.. precious

SCORPIA YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER-

I wanna hug her so bad

Hehehehehehe >:)

Damnit Bo, ruining my work-

CRYING

Scorpias entrapta impression tho

SCORPIA YOU TOUCH THAT GARNET GOD DAMNIT

Im gonna cry, emilys recordings....

GOD I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND-

..... Whats goin on with the Garnet...

LET GLIMMER BE DARK

THE GREATEST HUGS, SCORPIA. GREATEST HUGS

Emily youre so smart.

SCORPIA FINALLY KNOWIN SHES WORTH BETTER HELL YEAH YOU GO SISTER

Catra rly needs a hug tbh

OHHHH HELL YESSSSSS

God I wanna know more about the scorpion kingdom....

Ep 7

Mermista you are too happy when holding everyone in a room against their will

OH OKAY THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY

SPOILERS MERMISTA

Ohhh hohoho I am lovin this story~

Shadow weaver bein an embarassing mom to Adora, adorable

Adora was absolutely suspicious of Weaver in my tl 100% Sure I made her more trusted, but Adora is stubborn

BFDJKGBFJKD ENTRAPTAS HELPERS ARE IN THE CASTLE

Ooooooo This is a great ep...

Ohh Im having fun arent I~

Ohhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiit Rip selenious

Ep8

I hope yallre keepin an eye on me, Or I’ll get out >:-)

Awee depressed baby :-(

SHANTYYYY

OH THIS IS PRECIOUS

Seahawk this is a terrible idea....

This better be a musical episode

BDHJFBD WRONG KIDNAPPERS

I love depressed mermista

Return of the she-mop!

Oooo seahawk past....

Awee Catra misses Scorpia

And is finally realizin shes gone

O u c h poor Seahawk

OW GLIMMER

HELL YEAH MERMISTA

“A SEAGULL TOLD ME!”

Oooo Catra, a natural born killer~

I love bein able to finally see Octavia in action

Low key musical Ep, hell yesssss

I already shipped mermista and seahawk but this ep... Is just makin me ship it more....

SCORPIA HAS MOMS

The fact that it took this long for Catra to finally go to scorpias room and check on her

How the fuck do the boats work

Ep 9

OHHHHH Razz gets the sheras mixed up thats honestly so cute-

Razz... I lov u

I love her refrences to the old charas

Razzzz awe precious.. The first time...

Oooo I love seein Mara

AWEE LIGHT HOPE SOFT FOR MARA

Good I feel bad for Razz tbh??? hoppin back and forth between Sheras

MARAS TRANSFORMATIONNNNN

God she looks so much better than Adora holy fuck

NOOO RAZZ DONT CRYYY

HOLY FUCKING SH I WHAT THE F U CFDHFDJBKJGBSKED

Hot fucking damn I didnt expect this what the sh iiiiiii

I STILL WANNA HUG RAZZ-

Ep 10

DAMN IM SO COLD XD

That fuckin POOF

PLEAAASSEE LET ME AND WEAVER BOND PLZ I WANT MY GRANDMAAAAA

Let Frosta nap 2020

SCORPIAAAA

DONT SNEAK UP BEHIND SCORPIA

Daaaamn Catra... Go take a nap hun, you look terrible

Oh sweetie.....

Glimmer please you didn’t see what they saw.

Aaaannnnd Okay the queenliness is goin to her head cool

SCORPIA BABYYYY

Caaaatttrrraaaaa

LOOPY LOOP BETRAYAL

God I love them learning the ship

FBHJSDBFSJHVFD OH MY GOD FAKE TEARS

SHE DID IT IM SO PROUD OF HERRR

Ep11

Eeeeee I hope they find my blessed gorl.....

Whats swifty hearin..

OH SHIT SHERA DOESNT WORK-

I cant believe the first ones just have a fucking dump

MICHA MICHAM ICHA ITS MY UCLE I KNOW IT

HELL YEAH BAEBEEEEEE

I KNEW HE WAS ALIVE

Sweet my uncles just a lil crazy haha

MICHA I LOV YOU

Awaaaaaa

Glimmer loses one parent and gains the other. Girl only gets one parent at a time. Hahahaha

The world has to nerf her lmao

Hell yeah hes cool!

Okay cool proof that Lighthope just wants to activate the weapon

Guys just tell him she’s a teenager omfg

Hoooooly hecc

NOOOOOOOO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHE RAAAAA

MY WIIIFFFEEEE

AAAAAAAA

YAASSSS

EEEEE

Ohhhh Scorpia is the key.....

Interesting.......

Ep 12

EVEN WEAVER IS CONFUSED

You bet you ass Ive escaped bitches >:)

-cries- I’ve missed my wife

Awaaa she never changes!

Someone hug Catra I s2g

DT nooooooo

SHE SHOWS NO CONNECTION BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT WEAVER-

I adore Weaver in this season- Who am I kidding, I adore Weaver in every season

THe hoarde is led by two kids who just need some tender love and care

God Ive missed her...

SWEETIE WHY ARE YOU SO CHEERY ALL THE TIME- AAA I LOVE YOU

squinty

Uhhhggggg I now hate that I remember having a runestone of my own

Tho I DO wanna know what kinda powers Scorpia will get....

Sweetie no non onononononononononononononoono

BABY NOOO NO NO O NONONONONONONONONONO

IM GONNA CRY SHE BETTER BE OKAY-

YESS BABY

AWAAA ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOUUUU

bdhsvfbjskbfd I can only do her hair bjkvfdbgfkd

OWO IM SO SMART YET SO DUMB

HORDAK TEARS?!

Hehehehehe YES I HELPED GLIMMER

Ep 13

Nobodies followin Catra anymore lmao

Ohhhh shit Catras gonna d i e

Rip in pieces Hordak

Ohhh shiiiiiiii

SEAHAWK LIL HEART EYES

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love callin Catra out ohhhh my g o d

OOoooooo Lightning!

I gotta question that rn Glimmer...

Damnit Hordak aint dead...

Ohhh hecc hecc hecc hecc

OH SHIT THE SWORD-

Ya rly just teleport a whole room like that-

I like horde prime-

His eyes are cool and his palette is so much nicer aaaa

Fffffuck

Fave season so far

And not just cause I’m finally in it xD

Expect more posts when the mems really start pouring... Gotta figure out how all this changed in my TL since it DEFINITELY wasn’t just like this-

[themyskira]

Wonder Woman #49

Previously in James Robinson’s sad spiral into senility: Wonder Woman accidentally summoned +~teh D4rK g0dz~+, a group of alternate-universe Greek Gods who are allegedly extremely dark and gritty and terrifying. ROLL CALL!

Mob God: goddess of chaos, shit version of Eris

The God With No Name: loser who walks around with a sheet on his head

Savage Fire: auditioned for the part of sexy Satan, was disappointed to be cast as a war god instead; crotch is literally on fire

Karnell: evil love god who is ~tortured~ because insert generic fridging story here

King Best: calls himself that with a straight face; giant stone Darkseid knockoff

Written as devastatingly evil heavy-hitters, they mostly just succeed at invoking intense second-hand embarrassment.

Now, after being AWOL for an entire issue, Diana is back and ready to take the fight to the Dark Gods. It’s time for a showdown!

…ooooorrrr we could just fart around for twenty pages and end on the most obvious fake-out imaginable.

First off, we need to talk about Stephen Segovia’s cover because WHAT.

Segovia is often praised for his dynamic, action-oriented art, and it’s not necessarily undeserved. Action is clearly his strength, and he excels at fast-paced fight scenes.

But he also has a tendency to deliver pages like this one, or like the splash page in WW #46, where no one part of the (invariably female) character’s anatomy seems to connect to any other part. Absurd boobs-and-butt action shots are nothing new in comics, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen such egregious examples. 

Look at Sexy Satan Lady: what is happening to her arse in that scene? Her left shoulder seems to have slipped halfway down her torso, and god only knows where her hips have fucked off to. Diana’s upper torso, on the other hand, seems to be directly attached to her hips, and she’s missing half her left leg.

But moving onto the bad joke that is this entire issue.

Diana and Jason are preparing to take on Best Buy, who seems less interested in transforming the Earth into a glorious hellscape than he is in playing out his monster movie fantasies by making himself giant and stomping on houses.

I’m serious. When the Biggest of Bads eats the entire Justice League, giving him access to unimaginable power, and he chooses to use that power to animate an impractically large and stupidly-taxing-to-operate body, enabling him to go on a slow-moving rampage through DC, I can only assume that his motive is ‘RAAAAA LOOK AT ME I’M GAMERA!!’ Because he could legitimately have used that power to consume the entire continental US in flames if that was what he wanted to do.

Steve radios in, and Diana instructs him to give the readers an exposition dump. She actually flags it, as if she’s a news anchor interviewing a reporter on the scene: “What about the other gods? Where in the world are they and what kind of damage are they causing?”

So Steve tells us who the other Dark Gods are, where in the world they are and what kind of damage they are causing.

James Robinson has been professionally writing comics for almost thirty years. I think it’s past time somebody told him to stop.

Sexy Satan Lady is inciting all the nations of South America to war.

Mobglob has the population of Britain in a rapturous thrall, which seems a little outside her ‘chaos and rioting’ wheelhouse. People are just staring into the sky, not eating or drinking or noticing anything around them. Steve says that children, babies and the elderly are already beginning to sicken and die from dehydration and exhaustion, which is strange, since this has only been going on for a good ten minutes.

Kandy Krush has the entire population of China consumed in a violent orgy, and the Horse With No Name is inciting Russians to suicide.

“And none of this includes the acts of madness and violence happening everywhere else in the world just from the Dark Gods’ presence on Earth,” says Steve, finishing his news report.

Remember, aside from Steve’s second-hand updates, we’ve seen no evidence of the Dark Gods’ presence infecting the world with this wide-scale hysteria and violence, aside from two people losing their shit at Diana.

Robinson tries to correct this now: over three pages, he shows us snapshots of four individuals in each of the four regions under assault from the Dark Gods, as their ordinary lives are swept up and consumed by the violent, chaotic supernatural forces that are slowly reshaping the world.

It’s a familiar device, particularly in horror comics, and the best writers can use it to truly chilling effect — think Alan Moore in Swamp Thing, Neil Gaiman in Sandman.

Robinson is no Moore and he’s no Gaiman. His is simply a by-the-numbers effort, one that in illustrates the chaos on the ground in technical terms, without imparting any particular sense of horror or empathy for the characters.

Panel 1: Character is going about their ordinary life.

Panel 2: Character comes in contact with the Dark God’s influence.

Panel 3: Character is consumed.

It’s weak, bloodless writing that only serves to rehash the two-page infodump we just got from Steve.

Diana and Jason take on Emperor Awesome.

“This planet will be unlike anything you could ever image after we’re done with it. Your hell. My heaven. Earth first and then the universe. Remade in horror.”

Again, so far you’ve done nothing but squander the power you’ve harvested on living out a kaiju fantasy, so I’m less than terrified.

Diana fluffs up her air, pushes in her neck, thrusts out her boobs and attacks tits-first.

“That’s it, brother! Hit him hard with the wind power of our father, Zeus…”

WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?!

This isn’t just lazy writing, it’s downright contemptuous. Do you think your readers are so absurdly dense that they’ve somehow forgotten that Jason has wind powers, which he inherited from Zeus, who is his father, and Diana’s as well because they’re twins? Because that’s the only justifiable reason to include such a stilted, pedantic line of dialogue in the middle of a Big Boss battle.

Jason doesn’t need reminding, and Diana’s not going to waste both breath and precious seconds. All she needs is three words: ‘Jason! Wind blast!’

(I’d argue she shouldn’t be saying anything at all here, since generally announcing each of your attacks to a larger and stronger opponent is a surefire way to get flattened, but then again, Jason is incompetent and in need of direction.)

There’s an unintentionally comical sequence in which Jason uses his wind power to lift Sir Excellent into the air and he and Diana manoeuvre the apparently unprotesting giant over the Atlantic Ocean, before dropping him in.

Thus, the scariest and most evil god that ever is or was is rendered temporarily helpless by a strong wind.

Obviously he won’t be out of the fight for long, because Robinson is nothing if not predictable.

In the meantime, Jason goes to have another crack at fighting Sexy Satan Lady. She gloats and he charges at her, while silently begging for Athena to give him the wisdom to best use the power of Dolos — Dolos being the personified spirit of trickery and cunning deception. Basically, he’s telling us that he’s planning to deceive the Dark Gods. Keep this in mind.

Diana has joined Steve for another multi-page infodump.

“We’re getting ready to deploy the Suicide Squad — multi-team, biggest version ever, actually. Plus the Titans and any Justice League reservists I can get my hands on… the trouble is, the gods keep turning the heroes, making them as insane as everyone else. The Ray, Zatanna, Damage, Beaumont and Sunny Jim in Britain, to name a few. The list goes into the hundreds. That, or as with the Justice League, they get absorbed by the gods who are made all the stronger for it.”

Hey, you know what’s more fun than watching superheroes team up to fight a world-ending threat??? Having a secondary character describe that happening from a safe distance!

Robinson has ample page-space to show us these things. The amount of time he spends each issue dicking around, rehashing things we’ve already been told and having characters deliver unnecessarily long infodumps, he could very easily devote to scenes like the ones Steve is describing here: Amanda Waller deploying a last-ditch, multi-team Suicide Squad. Other heroes and teams coming up against the Dark Gods and being overwhelmed. Magic users being consumed by the Dark Gods’ bloodthirsty and intoxicating energies. Heavy-hitters being made to turn against their own, or simply being devoured without laying a single blow.

And if Robinson is too lazy or too incompetent to write those scenes, then the very least he can do is shut the fuck up about it, instead of having Steve describe what sounds like a much more interesting comic.

Steve and Diana get word that all of the Dark Gods just vanished. (Actually, they get word that all of the Dark God just vanished, because nobody is editing this comic.) Then all five are sighted in the skies over Paraguay, where Jason had gone to fight Sexy Satan Lady. Diana rushes to Jason’s rescue aaaaaaand…

Jason: Looking for me, sister?! I have something for you— the lightning of our father combined with the fire of Hephaestus. Diana: Jason! NO! They can’t have driven you mad! I thought you’d be stronger— Jason: Mad? Why, sister, I’m saner than I’ve ever been. I see everything clearly. The Greek gods are nothing… ALL PRAISE THE DARK GODS.

In fairness, on its face this is a perfectly plausible twist, because Jason has continually shown himself to be weak-willed, incompetent and selfish — and has a track record of being tricked into the service of supervillain conquerors with only the lightest bit of prodding.

But since we’ve already been as good as told that this is a fake-out (two pages ago, when Jason announced his intention to deceive the Dark Gods), this cliffhanger just feels like more padding. There’s so little substance to this story, I can’t believe it’s gone on for this long.

Fortunately, next issue is the final one of this garbage fire of a run. I’m hoping desperately for Jason to die in the final battle, but I’m willing to settle for banished out of reach.

However, I’m pleased to note that my Jason’s-magic-armour-doesn’t-do-anything theory remains intact.

[randoreviews]

REPUBLICAN RALLY

     In the dome stood lots of people who look like they wore turtleneck sweaters in the colder months. They were waiting for their hero, an orange meringue of a man. The atmosphere crackled with excitement and anticipation. On the jumbotron above the stage was a closeup of a waving American flag, hypnotic as the undulating sea. Someone was playing “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” on their phone.       Then the screen became the image of the man slowly making his way to the stage on one of those automated chairs that old people have in their homes to go up and down stairs. This image was then overlapped with the America flag, as the President continued his steady ascension to the stage. The crowd started going haywire. The whole place was like a Boggle game that had been pushed down and all the pieces popped back up. A woman was seen doing the human caterpillar in one of the aisles, unable to contain her excitement.      The President, being delivered directly to the podium, put his phone which he had been looking at back in his pocket and stood up in front of the mic. He leaned towards it and said, “Good.” People jumped up and down with their arms around each other. The woman who had been doing the caterpillar was now doing a handstand.      “White Americans... Americans,” he began. He stopped, took his phone back out of his pocket, scrolled through his own Twitter timeline, and then put it back in his pocket. “It’s a tremendous, tremendous honor to be back in New Hampshire. TREMENDOUS,” he spoke right into the microphone. Most of the crowd was doing Tae Bo-type exercises to try to work out the sheer thrill of the moment for them. “Where’s Chris Sununu?” He found him in the crowd. He pointed to him and gave him a thumbs up four times in a row. The man named Sununu was wearing a turtleneck sweater with the American flag on it, his arms folded and doing the pointing finger/thumbs up back to the President. “Three years ago I lost this beautiful, beautiful state to,” and he pretended to stick his finger down his throat, “Shmillary Clinton.” Her image came on the screen and the crowd reacted to her like vampires seeing daylight. There were moans and groans and screams as if they were in a plane that was going down. “Eeemuuuuurs,” one man in Wrangler jeans shouted with his fist up. “Check her EMEWS!” He frowned and stared in front of him, lost in thought and shaking, and then shouted, “EMUWS!” again.      The President was hunched over the podium with both elbows on it checking his phone again and then laid it facing down. “But next year, I’m gonna grab this beautiful state by the pussy. AND I’M NOT GONNA LET GO.” The crowd lapsed back into a seeming drunken revelry. The woman who had been doing the caterpillar/handstand was still standing in the aisle and she did a jaunty Saturday Night Fever diagonal disco point, her hips popping side to side. Then she started doing the Roger Rabbit. She was wearing a fanny pack and slapping people high five as she made her way up and down the aisle. The President gave a smirk, apropos of his last comment.       “Where’s Rudy Tufuni? There he is.” And the President did the point/thumbs up several times more. “The Democrats are pinko communists,” he enunciated. “And limp dicks. And losers. All of them suck balls very badly.” Everyone in the crowd slapped high fives and tens. The lady with the fanny pack was crowd surfing. Another woman in the stands behind the President was holding a “Women for...” sign and appeared like she might have been suffering through a nervous breakdown for the last forty years, stemming back to her relationship with her father when she was six years old. Continuing his enunciating, “They all wish they were me. Have you seen how many followers they have on Twitter?” Huge smirk and eye roll. “Big mistake. They also want to make college freeee.” Everyone looked around like they didn’t know the meaning of the C word he had used. “Cewrege,” the man in the Wrangler jeans thought to himself, frowning. Sensing he had lost them a little bit, the President quickly said, “They want to take your jobs and your guns.” Everyone panicked again. Wrangler jeans stood frozen in place with his eyes wide and a huge frown. “But we will fuck them in the ass if they try to do that. AND GRAB THEIR BALLS. Especially Nancy Pelosi.” Everyone delighted again. A “Guns” chant started and grew louder and louder. The section of frat boys to the right of the stage in pink polos funneling beers used their one free hand not using the funnel to motion along with the chant. “Guns... guns... guns.” Someone let off a clip and in an instant 27 shots were imprinted on the top of the dome. “Yaaaaah!” the crowd screamed. “Yeehaaaaw!” The President gave a thumbs up while checking his Postmates order of McDonald’s then put his phone down again.       “After twenty kindergartners were gunned down in their classroom by a lunatic, Barack Obama wanted to implement very bad, badly background checks for your precious, precious machine guns that we all love so much.” A picture of Osama Bin Laden was shown on the screen, which was overlapped with a picture of Obama. “Kill the blackie!” someone shouted. Wrangler jeans was still frozen, hands in pockets, his frown and stare ratcheted to another level. “As if the lives of kindergartners are more important than your machine guns.” “Raaaaa! Yaaaaa!” “The only solution, which I have proposed: put everyone on happy drugs so no one’s a lunatic and we can all own machine guns, to hunt muskrats and protect ourselves from Mexican immigrants.” A cartoon rendering of a Mexican wearing a sombrero with a knife between his teeth climbing over the wall was shown on the screen. “But I love Mexican-Americans who have jobs and who have lived in the country for a minimum of one hundred years. I had a burrito bowl last night.” The “Guns” chant was starting back up again and someone shot a bazooka at the ceiling, the explosion dazzling everyone.       “The economy is going great titties. HUGELY. All national parks are being turned into amusement parks, to create jobs for ticket takers and french fry people. All drinkable water sources are being poisoned by industrial chemicals, so everyone can drink Coke while they clean their machine guns and check their tremendous fantasy football scores. I was given the very, very abridged version of the new Margaret Atwood book, the sequel to A Handmaid’s Tale, by Mike Pence and we will be implementing that and owning all female reproductive organs in the very, very near future.” The crowd again looked around confused by the words “Margaret Atwood” and “book.” “WE WILL BE OWNING ALL PUSSIES SOON.” The crowd roared and the woman in the stands behind the President didn’t move the “Women for...” sign up at all, thinking about something her dad had said or not said to her when she was seven and a half. “I want to give a strong strongly strong vote of confidence to my great, great friend in Israel, Bibi Netayayyay. And to all the Jewish people who live in New Hampshire.” A bleak silence resounded through the dome. “And guns,” the President recovered. “And murdering kindergartners.” The crowd exploded. A plate was thrown in the air and shot. The woman with the fanny pack rode down the aisle on a horse, stopped to do a funnel with the frat guys, one of the guys saying “Taco Tuesday, bros,” then she continued riding, standing on the horse and doing tricks with a lasso. People passed around chewing tobacco and Coors Light. The President, feeling tired all of a sudden, and bored and hungry, sat back down in the automated chair and slowly receded away from the stage while looking at his phone. 

[solartranslations]

Common Route 6/1: Father and Daughter

Because they love each other they can’t back down…

~*Scene: Colosseum Inside*~

Mariella: Now, the preliminary matches of the Arcana Duello

Mariella: The one who will appear to receive the blessings of the wind is

Mariella: “Gli Amanti”!

Isabella: Her smile soothes everything

Isabella: And her beautiful kicks crush everything

Donatella: Will she be married off to the champion of the Duello!

Isabella: Or, will she grasp glory for herself!

Donatella: The biggest gamble of her life starts now!!

Donatella: It’s the red witch of Regalo!

Donatella: Felicita!!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “Il Matto”!

Isabella: He carries his beloved sword Speranza!

Isabella: While he’s the jokester of the Intelligence Division

Isabella: Will that be put to use in this Duello!

Donatella: What he said to Papa that day!

Isabella: …Wait! What about what Ojou wants!?

Donatella: But will he be worrying about himself now!?

Donatella: It’s the restless young sailor king of Regalo!

Donatella: Liiiibertaa!!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “La Morte”!

Isabella: The silent Executive of the Chalices who is a master of the katana!

Donatella: Despite being the youngest, his accomplishments are plenty!

Isabella: I won’t show mercy on any who stand before me…

Donatella: Will his opponents become rust on his sword!

Isabella: It’s his Mineuchi!

Donatella: It’s the jeweled master swordsman born in Regalo!

Donatella: Noooova!!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “L’Eremita”!

Isabella: The Executive of the Coins is a gambler who loves thrills!!

Donatella: He’s made countless women cry!

Mariella: The men who’ve cried at the casino is also countless!

Isabella: Don’t cry. If you do you won’t stop

Donatella: What color does his eye shine!

Donatella: It’s Regalo’s Don Juan Tenorio!

Donatella: Deeebiiito!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “La Forza”!

Isabella: He’s the Executive of the Clubs, and the Deputy Chief Executive!!

Donatella: But, his motto is!?

Mariella: Lasagna!!

Isabella: Lasagna!!

Donatella: Lasagna!!

Isabella: His strength shakes the earth, and his stomach drains the ocean!

Donatella: He’s as popular as his glasses are thick!

Donatella: It’s the wildly gluttonous man of Regalo!

Donatella: Paaace!!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “La Temperanza”!

Isabella: Ojou-sama’s attendant is taking part in the Arcana Duello!!

Donatella: He loves housework and sewing!

Mariella: He also loves Ojou-sama!

Isabella: Good morning, Ojou-sama?

Donatella: Where will his attacks drawn from alchemy be aimed at!

Donatella: It’s the first class servant who loves Regalo!

Donatella: Luuuca!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “L’ Imperatore”!

Isabella: The giant man who is like the sea, and the Family’s Chief Executive!

Donatella: But no talking about his hair!

Isabella: This isn’t your place, stand aside

Donatella: His strength parts the sea, and his roar stops the waves!

Donatella: It’s the great god of the ocean who protects Regalo!

Donatella: Daaante!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “La Luna”!

Isabella: The Family’s advisor! Who will come in for a consultation!

Donatella: No way, he’s too scary!

Isabella: *chuckle”…I’ll make you go mad… (TN: wth that impression, dies laughing)

Donatella: Will the results of his experiments and research be unveiled here!

Donatella: It’s the creeping sneer of Regalo!

Donatella: Jooolly!

Mariella: And the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “Il Giudizio”!

Isabella: As our mother, Mama is a fortuneteller from Giappone!

Donatella: Our experienced witch is the real deal!

Isabella: You should fight and win

Donatella: There won’t be any troubles if she can Mama!

Donatella: It’s the exotic priestess who’s descended upon Regalo!

Donatella: Sumiiiiire!

Mariella: Now the one who will appear to receive the blessings of the sea is

Mariella: “Il Mondo”!

Isabella: The top of Arcana Famiglia, and our Papa!

Donatella: He’s rumored to be in poor health, but what’s the truth!

Isabella: The winner shall marry my daughter

Donatella: He’s participating in the Arcana Duello he just opened

Donatella: It’s the glorious Arcana and savior of Regalo!

Donatella: Mooondo!

Sumire: The first battle

Sumire: And ––

(The person with the highest Amore appears)

Sumire: “Il Matto”

Liberta: Okay!

Liberta: Ojou. Loneliness, sadness, happiness…. Everything you’ve felt up until now!

Liberta: Bring together everything, and come at me with all your strength! I will too!

Sumire: “La Morte”

Nova: Yes…

Nova: I’m here to win. And it’s the same for you––

Nova: So…let’s fight so we have no regrets

Sumire: “L’Eremita”

Debito: Yes…

Debito: Well, how did this end up happening

Debito: Bambina, be kind with me?

Sumire: “La Forza”

Pace: Alright!

Pace: You don’t have to be scared

Pace: You’ll definitely be rewarded for everything you’ve worked hard for

Sumire: “La Temperanza”

Luca: Yes…!

Luca: Ojou-sama…I have nothing to say

Luca: There’s no need to hold back! Now, let’s go! Ojou-sama!

Sumire: “L’ Imperatore”

Dante: Mhm…

Dante: Ojou-san, you’ve grown up nicely…!

Dante: I’ll make sure to witness your strength/p>

Sumire: “La Luna”

Jolly: Now then…

Jolly: At last I can experience your power personally

Jolly: *chuckle*…I won’t go easy

Sumire: Then ––. Begin!

~*Scene: Colosseum Backstage*~

Mondo: ……Ugh

Sumire: Mondo, you’re…

Mondo: No, it’s okay. If she can win the fight against me

Mondo: My daughter’s emotional strength can overcome my power

Mondo: And, even if she can’t win…

Mondo: I can decide on a partner who will be her support

Mondo: “The Wheel of Fortune”…to gain control over that dangerous ability, Gli Amanti will have to work hard as well

Sumire: ……

She gathers all of her hopes into her knives…

Sumire: We will now hold the final match

Sumire: The twenty first card, “Il Mondo”

Mondo: Mm…

Sumire: The sixth card “Gli Amanti”, and the tenth card, “Ruota della Fortuna”

Sumire: Then …begin!

Mondo: It’s good that you’ve grown so much in this short period of time

Mondo: But, it’s still too early to say that you’ve done well

Mondo: You remember being defeated by me once before, right?

Mondo: In this fight…can you really win?

Mondo: …I heard that you saw into my past

Felicita: !?

Mondo: You’re not worth considering if you were shaken by that

(*grip) Mondo: I’ve overcome the deaths of those comrades, and lived through my broken heart for Regalo

Mondo: It would be a mistake to think that you can defeat me easily

(*step) Mondo: Enough talk. Show me your strength!!

Mondo: I will not move from here

Mondo: Why don’t you attack me with those knives?

(*crackle) Mondo: I will meet you with my electricity

(*shing)

(*whish) Attack!

>Hit

>Miss

(*impact) Mondo: That’s it!

(*dash) Mondo: Even your special attacks can’t hit me!

Mondo: More! Keep it coming!

(*grip)

(*whish) Attack!

>Hit

>Miss

(*impact) Mondo: Good!

(*dash) Mondo: How foolish, my daughter!

Mondo: Keep on attacking! I can take everything…

Mondo: And strike back!

(*glare)

(*whish) Attack!

>Hit

>Miss

(*slash) Mondo: Not bad!

(*dodge) Mondo: Not enough!

(*crackle) Mondo: Haaa!!

Mondo: Alright then. Now it’s my turn

Mondo: I won’t hold back…Felicita

(*whoosh) Mondo: Raaaaa!!

(*crackle) (*crackle)

Mondo: I’m not done!!

(*thump)

Mondo: …Ugh!!

Mondo: Damn it, my body won’t…!!

(*glare) (*slide)

(*step) Attack!

>Hit

>Miss

(*whack)

(*block)

(*stagger) Mondo: Wah!

Mondo: Ngh!!

(*stagger) Mondo: Guh……

Felicita: !?

Mondo: ……

~*Flashback*~

Young Mondo: Okay…then we shouldn’t have a problem getting rid of the enemies that are coming

Jolly: No way…Mondo, the power of “The World”…!?

Young Mondo: Yeah. I can’t let them kill any more of our people

Jolly: But it’s possible that you could lose control! And more importantly you might get hurt…!!

Young Mondo: We’ll all be killed at this rate!

(*thump)

Young Mondo: This…is……everyone…!

Young Mondo: I…I did this…? With the Tarocco…?

Young Mondo: No…no!!

~*End Flashback*~

(*grip) Mondo: Ugh, I can, still move…!!

Mondo: …Let’s go!!

(*whish) Mondo: Haaa!!

(*glare) Dodge!

>Hit

>Miss

(*dodge)

(*whack)

(*grip) Mondo:*pant*…*pant*…!!

Mondo: What’s wrong! Keep…it, coming,…Felicita…

~*Flashback: Sumire's Room*~

Mondo: Sumire, I heard it was a girl! You did great!!

Sumire: Mondo…

Mondo: What…this is…!!!

Sumire: Yes…she has a stigmata…on her chest…and back

Mondo: It can’t be!!!

Mondo: Is this my punishment for releasing the seal on the Tarocco…?

Mondo: But this child has done no wrong…

Sumire: I don’t know…but, Mondo… all people can do is accept and overcome the events that happen

Mondo: Sumire…

Sumire: You’ve taken a more difficult path than most other people walk…so isn’t there something this child can do as well?

Sumire: I think so. People take many different paths. That’s why there should be something only we can teach this child

Mondo: You’re right…I must think that this child has a happy family

Sumire: Yes. We still have the future. It’s too early to be discouraged

Mondo: …Yes

Sumire: I was very happy when I came to this country with you

Sumire: This child is a symbol of our happiness. So please don’t look so sad

Mondo: Yes…her name is…Felicita…she’ll be our happiness

Sumire: It’s perfect…

~*End Flashback*~

(*step) Mondo: Ahhhhh!!

(*whish)

Mondo: Guh!!

Mondo: …Damn it

Mondo: My eyes are getting blurry…

(*grip)

(*slash) Attack!

>Hit

>Miss

(*slice) Mondo: Guh!!

(*dash)

(*stagger) Mondo: Good…keep, it up…Felicita…

Felicita: !

(*step) Mondo: I will, too…

(*roar) Mondo: Haaaa…

~*Flashback: Mondo's Office*~

Mondo: This child’s power is too strong…

Sumire: …Yes. In case anything happens it’s better that we don’t live here

Mondo: …I can’t take it! But…is that our only choice…

Sumire: Yes. It’s the only way. Seriously, don’t throw such a tantrum

Mondo: Can I come visit every day?

Sumire: Make it once a week at most

Mondo: I see…

Sumire: Luca can be our escort. We’ll manage with him

Mondo: Luca…yes. He’s the only one I can trust with this…he probably won’t fall on love with our daughter (TN: lololol)

Sumire: It’ll be fine. She’s still three years old? Well, I don’t know about thirteen years from now though (TN: LOLOLOL)

Mondo: I hope we can find a way to seal the Tarocco by then…

Sumire: Do your best to find it, okay?

Sumire: It will be fine. You’ve lived while contracted to the Tarocco for twenty five years after all

Mondo: But still…

Sumire: You’re so fussy. Now, go find us a place to live

Sumire: A house where we can build a tiny bit of happiness. And make sure to keep your visits to once a week

~*End Flashback*~

Mondo: Ryaaaaaaa!!!

(*smack)

(End of Scene if Loss, Continue to Defeat Ending)

Mondo: Ugaaaah!!!

Mondo: Ugh…

Mondo: Guh…

(*collapse)

Gli Amanti: Il Mondo’s emotional strength is great. But he has a human body. That is what will not last

Gli Amanti: You want to save your father…and your friends?

Gli Amanti: But I can’t guarantee success. And I can’t guarantee the size of the compensation

Gli Amanti: When you have the resolve to lose anything, you can use the power of “The Wheel of Fortune” when necessary

>The tenth card “Ruota della Fortuna”

>I don’t want to lose anything. But, I can’t lose Papa

(Skip this box)

Mondo: Your life…is your choice

Mondo: I’m happy you feel that way…but there are times when you must be decisive…

(Go to Option 1)

Liberta: Ojou!

Luca: Ojou-sama!!!

Nova: Hang in there!

Sumire: Mondo! Felicita!!

Pace: Ojou!!

Debito: Bambina!

Dante: Ojou-san!

Jolly: Mondo!

~*Credits*~

~*End of Scene*~

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