#I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME..
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sabertoothwalrus · 9 days ago
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let's get ✨vulnerable✨
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agnesandhilda · 8 months ago
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
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knightofleo · 5 months ago
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Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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tired-all-the-time22 · 25 days ago
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Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael
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mroddmod · 3 months ago
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don't be weepy sleepy puppies
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ruporas · 8 months ago
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dragon meat, you, and me
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notherpuppet · 9 days ago
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Boyfriends AU where they’re literally just boyfriends. Ummm, and they’re in the big city!! 🏙️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨📻🍎
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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash
continuation of this
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cloysterbell · 3 months ago
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I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.
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(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)
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stemmmm · 2 days ago
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
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anna-scribbles · 2 months ago
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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀
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1alchemistart · 9 months ago
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dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!
happy valentines day :D
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..
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