#I SHOULD STOP THE SHITPOSTING
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Hands down, this was not Cross‘s episode
#tbb spoilers#meme#tbb#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#star wars#mystuff#crosshair#I SHOULD STOP THE SHITPOSTING#BUT I CANT#incorrect quotes#the bad batch finale
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Nero basically during the whole game
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JUST GUYS BEIN' DOODS
redraw of the meme under the cut
original by @knightmarebug
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#knight industries two thousand#bonnie barstow#mk2000#art#shitpost#doodles#having gasoline in a glass one foot away from a flame is a really good idea michael. your brain damage is showing#those bars were just so if i posted it to insta it wouldnt crop but then i thought it looked hilariously cinematic and left them for here#im very charmed by all kitt's alternate scanner patterns. i wish they were used a little more in the show but iirc the one car they rigged#to do that broke in like season 2 or 3 and they couldn't fix it. so they had to go without u _ u#but big emotions means big lights. to me. so he's happy about the date :) the whole bar lights up#he did that Once when he was scared for his life and i did not stop thinking about it. big feels is big lights#anyway i dont know what michael expected to happen; he's in the foundation's public garage. idiot dumbass#bonnie should get chessboard earrings she deserves them#''i hate drawing cars'' - keeps entering car fandoms. keeps drawing cars.
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it's always the right eye
#okay i should stop with this shitposts for now#I should stop thinking about the teaser otherwise I won't be able to do anything#murder drones#nori doorman#murder drones doll#murder drones yeva#evele stuff#send help#idk if it means smth#this reminded me that I once wanted to make myself a bandage like Sunny's from Omori#Sunny also has a wounded Right eye...#wounded right eye team !!!
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Its MY blog and /// I /// GET TO POST CRINGE IF I WANT TO!!
#Role reversal Hopeful Steward#but drawn edgy like fanon alef#which i luv btw i need to draw my own alef design#even tho i really like the two embers design#and moth plus alef duo because i think we should legally be allowed to bully him#moth is mean#and its funny#sky cotl#sky children of the light#dusk ember#hopeful steward#dawn ember#prince alef#king resh#dumb stupid idiot ember#i say lovingly#moth#Doodle#shitpost#my art#ive posted and deleted these twice already but atp i should just leave them up#the sane part of me is like stop being ooc but the demons inside me tell me to make the most wildly inaccurate content available#and theyre loud#the demons are loud
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how I hope Sunday and Robin reunite
#hsr#honkai star rail#sunday hsr#robin hsr#i should stop putting so much effort into shitposts#but its so fun
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I'm going to loop this gif until it's 3 hours long then I'm gonna put it on a cd and on vhs and I'm gonna watch it everyday like a movie and pass it down to my kids and it will be watched for generations to come until it's part of my country's history.
#he's so everything to me#why does he look like that#who gave him the right#he looks tew good...#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#my chemical fucking romance#my chem#gee way#shitpost#maybe I'm a little insane about him should I stop?#I'm not gonna
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Hmm.. nothing out of the ordinary is happening today-
Huh? What the hell was that.. did you see that??
Hey, wait a minute... since when can telephones do that??
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#commander tartar#i'm shitposting :o]#I should be stopped from making more stupid tartar gifs#cha cha real smooth? how about Tar Tar real smooth
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sleep token's first ever video interview was ii's drumeo offering. if they are ever to do another might i suggest....
but it's just 100% amelia flirting with vessel and he's just enjoying some fried chicken making occasional small noises of acknowledgement
#i need to stop making shitposts that only i will think are funny. this has been in my drafts for months i'm getting rid of it 😂#i hope that someone else sees my vision here. her whole vibe is flirting so strong i think it would be so funny asdkafafa#(obviously this is a joke. i don't think i should have to say that but i will just in case?)#worshitposting#em's worshitposting
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Another day, another cursed doodle 😭🙏💀
#auguste de marmont#napoleonic era#napoleon#marmont#napoleonic wars#im losing my damn mind#history memes#memes#my art#marmont shitposting#whats wrong with me#i was just doodling#and MADE THIS MONSTROSITY 😭😭😭😭#RIZZMONT#i promise that one day u will draw something 💀#I PROMISE ONE DAY I WILL HAVE ACTUAL CONTENT 😭😭😭😭#im a professional marmont shitposter 😔🙏#napoleonic memes#😭😭😭😭#I SHOULD REALLY STOP 👹👹👹👹#did he rizz you up? 😳
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The Three Fates
#aka: what it's like to be on twitter right now#shitpost#twitter#twitter screenshot#everyday i think to myself why am i even bothering to post on twitter#it's a ghost town filled with pussy in bio bots#when i look at posts from last year and see how much they got shared vs anything i post this year i really have to stop and wonder if#it is a complete waste of time and i should just abandon my twitter#anyways#at least i can make a dumb post out of this
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I made him better in many ways
We have rapunzul, emo jojo siwazul, detective ashengrotto and Italian hairzul 🤪
We should have a 'who can make Azul look the worst' competition
#azul ashengrotto#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst#twst meme#twst memes#twst shitpost#i should really stop
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So I grew up with a pinball machine called Funhouse where you have this big head called Rudy who's taunting and yelling the entire time, and as I was listening to the audio clips of it just now I realized it's kinda giving me Emet-selch.....
#idk what to tag this#ffxiv#emet-selch#ffxiv meme#ffxiv shitpost#???????#i guess it counts#the last picture is rudy btw#actually no its rudy-selch /s#my video#did you know the voice actor for rudy apparently made mortal kombat? now you know#ive used music from funhouse before for the spinning estinien video#and afaik only ONE person recognized it as being pinball music at all#which was impressive enough#i was debating on whether or not i should post this#but then my sister said that ffxiv dan bäckman didnt stop me the other day so why now#and shes right so here we are#bonus: youre supposed to fill rudys mouth with balls#do with that as you will in regards to emet-selch
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dishonored 2 rewrite: the monster in the hull updated this week 🍷
#dishonored#dishonored 2#billie lurk#anton sokolov#emily kaldwin#daud#dishonored shitposting#these feel obvious so theyve probably been done but i had fun with them. thats all that matters#new chapter is fun too. i love mindy blanchard so much#there's also sexually charged wine drinking#and fear-based yearning. which is important too#and some musings on delilah and breanna#probably billie should stop being attracted to women who might kill her#but i only give advice i wouldnt take myself
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do i tell my therapist this or just skip that part; the saga
#i stopped taking my meds cold turkey because i didn’t want to do it anymore and it’s been three weeks 💀 i feel like i should say something#but i kinda don’t want to..#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd shitposting#actually borderline#bpd vent#bpd#bpd favorite person#bpd problems#bpd fp#bpd mood
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Okay, but like. There's the whole joke about Bruce recruiting children to be his sidekicks, but honestly there's only really one that fits that.
And it's Jason. And the whole story there is, frankly, unhinged. Aaaaand then he died.
(I'm specifically talking about "first post-crisis origin stories" here because Jason and Dick, in particular, have both had multiple major retcons and revisions over the years, and some of them dramatically change how things happened.)
Like okay. Going backwards, you've got Duke who joined/led a whole Robin-based gang at a time when Bruce wasn't even Batman. You've got Damian and Cass, who were both literally born into the world of masks and capes and heroes and villains, so they weren't ever really not going to be part of it. Steph might have taken inspiration from previous heroes but she made her own identity and repeatedly refused to stop involving herself in the vigilante lifestyle. Tim, obviously, basically strong-armed Batman into letting him be Robin, despite Batman's protests.
Dick's a little more complicated just because there's so many versions, because that's what 80 years of comics and multiple universe reboots will do, and there's kind of a general trend that earlier pre-crisis versions were more of Batman being like "hello, child, would you like to be my sidekick" and later versions have leaned harder and harder into the idea that Dick was absolutely going to do this anyway, regardless of what Batman had to say about it. But even in the first post-crisis version, the flashback in Batman Year 3, Dick says he wants to find a way to keep people like that from hurting others again. When Alfred questions Bruce's offer to train him, Bruce says that Dick should learn to do things the right way if he's going to do it. It's not hard to extrapolate that, much like later versions of the origin story, Dick was going to get himself into this one way or another. (Batman (1940) #437)
And then there's Jason. Whose backstory has also had a lot of (sometimes major) revisions over the years (remember when his adoption was, like, some kind of Joker-originated long con? Fucken Nu52, man). But the original post-crisis version is pretty straightforward. Steals Batman's tires, gets caught and sent to Ma Gunn's Secret Criminal School, intervenes when Batman goes to investigate, immediately gets offered the chance to be Robin based entirely on that.
Which is itself kind of unhinged. That Bruce saw this kid who was living on his own stealing tires and went "Hey you would make a good Robin" as his very first instinct.
But if you've never read Jason's post-crisis origin, or it's been a while, it's honestly even more unhinged than that because that arc starts with Dick getting "fired" as Robin specifically for the reason that he got shot by Joker and Bruce freaked out about how the Robin identity has too many enemies and therefore Dick, a legal adult with approximately a decade of training and experience, should not use the identity anymore.
(And it's specifically about the Robin identity, in this version, because when Dick says he's not going to stop the crime fighting thing Bruce's response is basically "I know and I didn't expect you to". Honestly I could also say a lot about this version of the Robin/Nightwing transition vs. later ones and how this one definitely feels like the Heavy Hand of DC Editorial in the fact that they had no contact for so long afterwards, because the interaction really doesn't feel like it warrants that in this case compared to some later versions, but that's a whole other too-long ramble.) (Batman (1940) #408)
And then a few weeks later Bruce turns around and picks up a random kid, a literal child, and goes "Hey you would make a good Robin!"
And I think a lot about how fucking wild that is. And it's not like the people writing just didn't notice. Dick's big argument with Bruce when he finally comes back to Gotham and meets Jason isn't about the fact that Bruce took in another kid, or even necessarily about Dick feeling proprietary over the Robin identity, the thing he's angry about is that Bruce said it was too dangerous for him, an adult, someone who has trained with Batman for a decade and was already highly physically trained before that for his whole life, to be Robin, and now Bruce has turned around and painted that target onto some random new kid. He pushes, repeatedly, trying to get Bruce to justify himself and this absolutely irresponsible decision, and Bruce gives a lot of answers about how Jason was on a bad path and needed this outlet and eventually just admits that he missed having a partner. (Batman (1940) #416)
And like. Dick's right, is the thing. He is 1000% in the right in this argument. If he can't be Robin anymore because of the danger, how in the hell is it anything like a good idea to hand it over to someone way younger, way less trained, way less experienced, and expect that that wouldn't end in tragedy?
And then it did.
And yeah, Bruce, it is kinda a lot of your fault.
#And the punchline is Batman clearly should not get to choose his own sidekicks! Haha?#(Sorry this is a lot more serious than my usual Batfam shitposts it won't be a regular habit don't worry)#this is long and rambly but it's something i think about a lot#and it's on my mind extra because of an AU oneshot i'm working on finishing right now#and obviously there's eight kabillion versions of any given origin and reboots and retcons and they change drastically yadda yadda yadda#and also obviously there's always behind-the-scenes editorial choices and other factors when it comes to comics story events#story and character choices are frequently not just a matter of storytelling but of things like meeting editorial demand of What Must Happe#but just looking at the story as presented: the one time bruce specifically recruited someone as his sidekick that kid ended up dead for it#it does make narrative sense given this that bruce's reaction to most of the subsequent kids is initially 'go the fuck home and stop this'#and then only really yielding with the realization that they're totally going to do this shit anyway#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne
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