#I SHOULD BE ASLEEP

[stealthrockdamage]

i believe it was sun tzu who said wifi is okay if you're close to the router

[etanow]

Can I have some abstragedy plsssssssssssssssssssss

YESSSS YOU MAY

[soulmatesclub]

hard-hitting questions

[farlontjosh]

[alfavromeo]

so andretti how wonderful would it be if you signed logan hunter sargeant the driver from florida who happens to be friends with your driver kyle kirkwood and has a ride or die fan base wouldn’t that be great for a new media strat (similar to mclarens) which would bring a new diverse group of fans to indycar but more importantly to andretti and create more revenue for the team wouldn’t that be just awesome

[cubeofanhilation]

How I think dpxdc would go

The whole gang graduated high school, and one of them got an invite to Wayne gala (idk which yet) and they decide to make a whole trip out of it. So they all decide to sight see in the second most fucked up city, attempts to get her hands on fear toxin, Tucker tries to track down Oracle, Danny ends up accedentily fight crime,

Danny: *finishing up with some random mugging, and see’s Jason* yo why tf you dead

Jason, taken aback by the comment: *shoots him in the kneecap, and it goes right through Danny*

Danny: …

Jason: …

Danny: I'm going to take this as my que to leave *yeets outta there*

Jason: wtf

and Wes?He takes this as a fucking challenge, he tries to figure out who the batfamily is, so he purposely gets himself kidnapped so he can get a better look, and he immediately figures everything out, (they're bad at hiding it, and Wes is batshit insane, we love him for that). He meets Bernard around then, probably fresh out of kiddnapping (see previous post) Then they head to Wes’s uncle's house, and everyone

sees the E. Nygma on the mailbox and then Wes then casually reveals The Riddler is his uncle, and he's married to the penguin and everyones like “wow that explains a lot” then they end up playing some stupid game like clue or something, until it turns out the Quinnzels were coming for dinner. That includes, Harley Quinn Poison Ivy, Bud & Lou, and Tempest (long story as to why they're there, can elaborate if anyone's interested) Wes then proceeds to tell everyone he figured out all the bat identities (previously telling his friends, Danny first because he's in love), and the Riddler and the penguin start feeling awkward because now they're the only ones who don't know who batman is.

Then it's the next day, Tucker and Sam check out the sketchiest places because, it's fun, and surprises everyone (maybe including some of the batfamily) with how prepared they are to deal with this shit.

Danny and Wes go on a date because they're adorable. They end up getting lunch, then going out and stalking two-face, because Danny hates evil, and Wes doesn't trust politician. They easily stop him from robbing a bank or whatever, and th n the batfamily shows up and Wes is like “nope! Not being interrogated again!” Picks up Danny bridal style and runs away

Then comes the gala, first off

Babs: how would you know that I'm Oracle?

Tucker: my best friend is a mad lad, anyways-

*Cut to Wes hovering over Tim like “I k n o w w h a t y o u a r e!”*

Chaos breaks, shenanigans ensue, by the end the ghost gang ends up in the bat cave and they clear everything up, and maybe start an alliance, also Danny is like “dude the ectoplasm that resurrected you is not completely out of you're system in a healthy way yet! You gotta do something” and throws supplements at Jason.

[intrinsicmotives]

[tara-fantastico]

I think a big part of why aftg (the original triology) so often gets referred to as bad writing is because the language is a bit plain. It does have some absolute bangers, but compared to Jean's way with words, a lot of Neil's inner monologue is rather straightforward.

Which is probably largely due to Nora's writing evolving over a decade, but it also works so well inverse.

Given that Neil never was allowed to see the beauty in anything because it was considered dangerous, and was scrutinised by his mother from a very young age to make sure his sole focus was survival, his one track mind makes sense.

Jean, meanwhile, was punished for every little action and behaviour his abusers didn't like while also being told over and over that he himself had no value, but no one ever cared about him enough to warn him of the world. He was not allowed a lot, if any, positive experiences while in the Nest, and he was not allowed to actively want things, but unlke Neil he was never taught to fear pleasure because it itself was a risk, only because he might be punished for it.

Therefore, when they are both free out in the world, it makes sense that Jean is faster to see and express beauty, while Neil takes longer before he can see happiness as anything but bait for a trap.

[samofmine]

okay so. sam with a praise kink & a humilliation kink.

Imagine Dean breaking into Sam's dorm once, one week after he left for college, cause he's drunk and sad and hurt and he misses Sammy. It scares Sam shitless and he almost punches him but Dean manages to hold him down, "easy tiger", and then they're wrestling, more trying to touch every piece of the other's skin than actually trying to hurt each other, and it takes 0 time for Sam to get painfully hard in his pajama pants and of fucking course Dean notices.

"Still the same horny mess, huh, Sammy?"

And Sam just lets out the most pathetic whine as Dean reaches for his cock, hand moving up and down lightly and slowly and Sam missed this so much he could cry.

Dean has him begging for it in no time "use your words, babyboy" and Sam's brain can barely come up with anything but please please please.

Dean turns him over and climbs on top of him, taking both their clothes off as fast as he can and Sam just waits.

Dean starts to finger him right there on the floor and Sam can't wait, he needs Dean inside, his whole body feels hot and he's tingling and the friction of the carpet against his cock is just so good, so right, so he begs again please please please and Dean tells him to shut up, shoving his cock inside Sam hard and all at once and it punches the air off Sam's lungs.

"Quiet Sammy," Dean leans in to whisper to him, "You don't want your college friends to know you're a slut."

And oh my god Dean is fucking him so slow and so hard, Sam can't take it, he starts to fuck himself on Dean's cock in a pathetic rhytm that is not nearly enough.

Dean even stops for a moment, lets him do all the work, and then he grabs both Sam's arms and starts to fuck him properly, using Sam like he's a fleshlight, and oh god the memory of Dean fucking that flashlight in the bathroom when he thought Sam was asleep, Sam moans loudly, his cock leaking on the carpet.

"You should see you right now. College boy turns out to be nothing but a pathetic slut. What's the use of studying so hard if you're just gonna be fucked dumb by your brother's cock, huh?"

Sam is so close, his entire body shakes, and Dean is still holding his arms and he can't touch himself and it's all too much and he starts crying, moaning Dean's name and hoping he'll get the message.

And oh, he does, he pulls Sam in until his back is flushed against his chest and starts fucking him slowly, kissing his neck, and Sam needs more, he starts moving, and fuck, Dean's hand finds his cock.

"So good, Sammy" Dean groans and Sam can tell he's close, too, "Perfect for me, doing so good."

And Sam only nods, fucking back on Dean's cock and thrusting on Dean's hand, and he needs it so bad-

"Go ahead, Sammy, let go for me. Let me see how perfect you look when you cum on my cock." Dean speeds up his hand and Sam cums with a loud cry, body falling forward, but Dean catches him and turns him on his back, gritted teeth as he throws Sam's legs over his shoulders and enters him again, fucking Sam even harder, groaning "fuck fuck fuck" and spilling inside him.

Sam almost wants to beg for him to stay like that, inside him, not moving until the sun comes up, until Sam can feel him getting hard again, until he can fuck Sam and spill inside him again and again until he feels full.

But Dean just gets up, gets dressed and leaves.

Sam doesn't get up from the floor and it doesn't take long until he's hard again so he starts jerking off, high on the feeling of his brother's cum leaking from his hole.

[starfinss]

ᴡᴇ ᴡʀᴇꜱᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴜꜱᴋ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴅᴀᴡɴ

Haha nobody requested this but I can’t sleep so here we are.

—𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘫𝘪, 𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘪, 𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪, 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰, 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢.

— 𝘐𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘪 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘫𝘪 — ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Will absolutely not complain but also will not sit still. 

— He’ll be grabbing your thighs, your breasts, your waist, guiding you along as he moves his hips with yours. 

— Yuuji is a very giving lover, even when he’s not the one on top.

— Plus, the view is nothing to complain about. 

— The boy is obsessed with your body. He loves the way you move, no matter the scenario, and to see you on top of him like that is heaven. 

— Expect him to toss in little compliments about just how stunning you are, awestruck and punch drunk in love. 

— How did he ever get so lucky? 

— Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, basically just praising how amazing you make him feel. 

— He’s not quiet about it, either. Low groans and growls, moans against your skin.

— Hell, when is this man ever quiet? It’s just not part of who he is. 

— He’s also not small. Like, he is thick, and I love that the rest of the fandom unanimously agrees that Yuuji has a big dick. 

— You’ll quickly be getting cock drunk, and Yuuji won’t be complaining. 

— Yuuji has superhuman stamina, so you’re probably going to end up pinned underneath him after your legs start getting tired, but nobody ever said that was a bad thing. 

— His refractory period barely exists at all, and all he needs is a few minutes before he’s ready to keep going, if even that long. 

— He’ll beg you for another round, and you’ll be helpless to give him what he wants. 

— 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘶 𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘪

— You might expect Megumi to be shy, but he isn’t. 

— He’s pretty reserved, so if he’s being vulnerable enough to let you be with him like that, you know he trusts you. 

— I think he’s a very passionate person, and he likes showing you that. 

— Also, he’s kind of a tease.

— You know how snarky Megumi is, just wait until you’re intimate. 

— He’ll be whispering dirty things into your ear, hands on your waist as he guides you up and down the length of his cock.

— Megumi prefers being the one in control, because it means he can fuck you until you’re a babbling mess, and he loves knowing that he was the cause of that.

— However, if you ask if you can be on top, it’s not like he’s going to say no. 

— He’s happy to relinquish control, as long as he still gets some power. 

— Just because you’re on top doesn’t mean he’s going to let you do everything. 

— He often starts gentle, but then grows rougher and quicker as he goes on. 

— Megumi is a very patient young man normally, but he just can’t help himself when he’s inside of you. 

— Enjoys edging himself, all while getting you off over and over, and tends to thrust deep when he finally reaches his climax. 

— 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 — ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Gojo doesn’t care what position he’s in, as long as you’re both feeling good.

— He actually might be the one to suggest you being on top.

— Likely to pull you into his office for something like this, not even bothering to keep quiet as you bounce on his cock. 

— He delights in your flushed cheeks, finding the faces you make to be as adorable as they are sexy. 

— Like Yuuji, he doesn’t sit still. He loves grabbing at your hips as you ride him, his thumb finding your cit. The way you tighten around him when he does that is incredible. 

— He talks a lot. If you thought you couldn’t get him to shut up normally, get ready for when you’re having sex. 

— He is the king of dirty talk, and he knows just what to say to get you weak in the knees. 

— He might let you take the lead for a little while, but then he’ll get impatient and need to grab onto you, but that’s kind of the opposite of a problem. 

— If you’re going too slow, he’ll remedy that, whispering into your ear how he just couldn’t help himself. 

— He’s a man addicted, and you’re his substance of choice. 

— Soft teasing and praise will be whispered against your skin, fueled by your whimpers and whines. 

— Gojo’s stamina is substantial, so you’re going to end up pretty sore.

— 𝘙𝘺𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢

— I hope you had no plans of walking any time soon. 

— If you thought Sukuna would let anyone take the lead for more than a handful of seconds, you thought wrong. 

— His arm is around your waist as he works you up and down his cock, at a bruising, punishing pace. 

— He plans to make you cum over and over until you lose count, the look of tortured pleasure on your face only making him go faster. 

— Sometimes, just to tease you, he’ll let you go on your own, sitting back as he watches you fuck yourself stupid on his cock, only taking over once again when you beg for it. 

— You in his lap, riding him like that, it makes him feel like a king.

— He’s got a sadistic streak a mile long, and will fuck you senseless, until you’re so overstimulated that tears are streaming down your cheeks.

— Once he’s started, it’s nearly impossible to get him to stop. 

— Sukuna is big on manhandling, so come morning (or whenever he decides he’s done) you’ll be covered in bruises and bite marks and love bites. He likes showing everyone that you belong to him and him only. 

— It doesn’t help that he likes to bite into your shoulder, especially when you’re on top. 

— You’re only human, though, so he doesn’t want to actually break you. Just to come close.

— So when you reach the very outer reaches of the limits of it all, he’ll gradually come to a stop, but shh, don’t tell anyone he has that soft spot for you. 

— 𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰

— Nanami lets you do as you please. 

— At least, for a little while. 

— He enjoys seeing you lose yourself, face twisted in pleasure as he gets a perfect, unobstructed view of his cock disappearing inside of you over and over again. 

— Once he gets really worked up, he starts moving with you, gently guiding you up and down his cock, but never strong enough to force you to move. 

— If you ask him to manhandle you, though, he won’t complain. 

— He’s not very loud, often defaulting to soft groans, but he gives the occasional louder one if you tighten around him or swivel your hips just right. 

— He’s not the type of man to beat around the bush, so if you do something he likes, he will immediately voice his approval, either with words or with an approving sound. 

— He doesn’t speak much, finding it rather difficult to do so in the throes of passion, but you’ll get the occasional curse or whispered praise, overlapping with your name. 

— Nanami likes you to feel good, too, so he does what he can to make sure that happens, either by using his mouth on your breasts or neck, or rubbing your clit with his thumb. 

— He gets more vocal as he gets closer, moaning lowly against your skin, speaking in a hushed, heated whisper as he praises you over and over, telling you just how good you make him feel. 

— He loves when your hands tangle in his hair, or your thighs squeeze around his hips. It drives him crazy. Any sign that you’re feeling good does. 

— 𝘐𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦 ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Loud. So, so loud. 

— Toge can’t speak normally, so this is one of the only times he can be vocal, even if it isn’t with many words.

— Oh, don’t get me wrong, he’ll speak. 

— You both love the effects his cursed speech have on you. 

— The first time he used it, purely on accident, was when a single word slipped out, and you came so hard you cried. 

— “Faster.” “Harder.” “Fuck me.” “More.” “Cum, now.”

— Those are the words he speaks to you, and they leave you helpless as you fuck yourself dumb on his cock, lust drunk and babbling his name.

— Physical touch is Toge’s love language since he’s not able to speak much, so when you’re having sex, he makes damn sure that you know how much he loves you. 

— His hands will roam your body, his mouth meeting yours or closing around your nipples, because he knows you love his tongue, and how you can feel the cursed writing stinging and almost vibrating against your skin.

— He loves overstimulating you, as well as himself, and he also knows you love hearing his voice, so when you’re on top, or in any position, really, he loves letting you hear him. 

— Here’s to hoping the walls are thick, because the whole building will be hearing him, and, from the way he’s touching you, they’ll be hearing you as well. 

— Toge isn’t picky when it comes to positions, and he loves being ridden as much as he loves missionary or any other position, just as long as he’s inside of you, and both of you feel good.

Any guesses how long this took me? It took me so long, I kept putting it off. AND NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS.

Also, if anyone wants one shots based on any of these headcanons, send an ask letting me know and I’ll write it.

[noritaro]

boys who hate eachother

[teddybeartoji]

yeah yeah yeah whatever i'm also thinking abt snow leopard!gojo clinging to your legs n thighs as you're getting ready to leave. like he's just refuuusing to let you go. he nuzzles his face into your soft flesh and his tail wrapps around your ankle and it's so fucking hard to leave bc c'mon:((((( he just wants your attention:(((((((((( he wants you to play with him:(((((((((

[geekforhorror]

thinking about how anakin would be this confident, strong, cocky general in front of all of his men only to be fucked like a pathetic little rag doll in his quarters on his bed, becoming a little moaning mess for you <3

“now what would your men think if they knew that their general was such a little whore for me, hm?” you say while guiding his cock deeper into while he’s panting and begging you to cum.

[thebluespacecow]

Yeah, sure, dude snarls and scowls, bares his teeth. But he's still holding your hand while you try and find your snacks at midnight in the corner store closest to your apartment. He still half listens when you mutter something or the other about how you're pretty certain you saw them on a diffrent shelf, or a diffrent corner store entierly. It dosn't matter, he still wadles with you to the next, mumbling under his breath about how you'll catch a cold for forgetting your coat. He gives you his because you pout.

The cold nips at his cheeks, he's still bleary eyed and he thinks he'll kill whoever took the photo of him and his bed tousled hair. But you do a little spin, grinning with the ease of someone who's loopy, when whatever you were unable to sleep about is finaly in your hands, paid for. The street lamp makes you look golden, it ultametly makes up for the fact that he'll wake up late for work tomorrow.

[teaboot]

BRUH I am sobbing and crying and wailing on a chaise lounge, I found this meme with a caption about something something 'ha ha that feel when you're unattractive' bullshit and had to straight up turn my phone off for a sec.

Look at this man. LOOK at him. I have no idea who he is what he is where he is what this is from, zero context at all but buddy is FINE. I can only hope he's not some In Real Life Asshole because he's CUT.

I swear to God with my luck watch this be like. A candid of some rando about to kick some puppies, but like. The chest. The arms. The belly. Dude is a TANK. Dude looks like he could bench press a car. Dude looks like he could fight an alligator with his bare hands during his lunch break at the Bending Steel Beams factory. Buddy is. Good To Look At.

What is this. What year is it. Who am I. When did we all collectively decide that the Only Beautiful Form is whatever the fuck we did to. Fuckin. Whoever that superhero guy was with the veins and shit.

Some bitch out there seriously cropped a photo of a man who looks like you could lay your head on his chest and hear a mighty war drum and the splitting of pine trees in the winter and went "ha ha, you know when your body is bad?"

Imagine a world where people gnaw on a peach pit and throw out the fruit. Devastating

[pusaneri]

It's all fun in games when you say "Who wants to be the Neil to my Todd" until your Neil ends up dying