#I SHOULD B ALSEEP BUT THEM!!!

[pup-pee]

LISETN LISTEN I HAD 2

DC NEEDS 2 STOP BING COWARDS & LET THEM B CHAOS

dc stop bing weird & bring bernard back PLS

ASLO BRING BACK STEPHS PORKIPINE HAIR & KONS CURLY HAIR WTF HAPPENEDDD

theyre planning!!!!!!!!

tim has spidey senses

IGNORE I DIDNT PUT AS MUHC EFFORT IN2 THIS 1 KFHADj

HII this is the equivalent of a facebook poke :3

a nudge if u will

a tap on the shoulder even

anyway heres a thing!!!

OH MY GOD IT'S THEM IT'S THEM IT'S POINTS LOOK AT THEM AAAA

[wosowffc]

You need checked kid

Reader get injured in training but is too scared to get help

You had been at the club now a couple of months your only young, 17 to be precise, so had been living with Viv and Beth. You hadn't really expected to be living with a couple as you only have living with team mates as you never knew your mum and dad but Beth and Viv is what you needed just didn't know until u moved in. Viv has gone to Man City now but it's yours Beth and myles favourite time at weekends if she comes down.

Training is tough you had some struggles settling in but they are ironed out now, though you refused to do a medical as you got too worked up.

Living with Beth means you had gotten close to her closer freind group at club like Steph and when getting your first senior call up you attached to alessia and Beth.

You walked out that Monday morning feeling nice and refreshed Viv took you up to Manchester when beth had freinds visiting from Spain so it was a nice few days with her and myle also meeting some of the Man City girl though playing against them you hadn't really had conversations.

Drills started off and went well, some girls were doing solo training off to the side and some still feeling the acl effects but are close to a return which I'm so excited for them. We finish up doing some 5v5s there's about 4 happening each having a half of a pitch each. I was playing against Steph and Beth and alessia was accompanying me as a forward with Leah Katie and manu making up the team.

I was laid face down. What happened? How'd I get here? What's the ringing about? Questions flooded and I tried to push myself up with my arm which were quick to shake violently not pushing me far from the ground. I feel hands either side of my head.

"Stay still kid, it's alright don't move to much ok. You've hit ur head a good slap" alessia is above my me as I move onto mt back and she's still holding my head. Beth and Steph come rushing into my visson.

"Don't worry the medics are coming over now ok" Steph says rubbing my arm with a hand on my stomach. No. I can't. No medics.

"I'm fine. Please I'm just, let me up" you push them away as they all try get you to stay still

"Yn no come on, you need checked kid" Beth if I could run right now trust I would be in Scotland how quick I would go.

I get up the startling sickness very prominently present as the grass spins and the building contort. I start to walk , in a straight line, no but I'm getting away before the medics try to look over me. I'm scared. Petrified even of anything to do with doctors and yes I know technically there not but to me I'm still scared to the pit of my soul.

We arive home Beth telling me the whole car ride that I should have gone looked over while still making sure I was ok herself handing me water and food which I couldn't eat every corner bump pot hole made me feel like the world was moving more than it already was.

Viv rang worried after Beth had told her of course she had tried to talk me into it to b it my decision was final.

The match two days later against liverpool had been going pritty well. There been a few goals but I knew Id been off since hitting my head, should I have let someone know before hand yes but right now something was wrong seriously wrong. on the front line with alessia I start to walk towards her as the ball moves away.

She immediately grabs my side, moving to one knee to see my face.

"Yn!, yn hey are you ok, yn answer me!" She says as you head moves to her chest and u fall forward into her.

"Put her on her side less" Beth calls out running over as the team watches nervously at the side.

The girls fumble around me limp on the floor at the Center of them. The medics come over putting me on a stretcher and rush me in an ambulance.

The hospital. This is my hell on earth. I have no fears I like spider snakes what ever else I'm fine but doctors and all this is a no. go. area.

I woke with a groan seeing Beth next to me alseep hand on my leg. No, no, no I can't be here. Machines start rapidly getting faster which causes Beth to wake up form nex to me. She attempts to calm me.

It's about half an hour later after been given something to calm by the nurse Steph and alessia arive after getting a text from Beth and bringing you some food.

"You have a sever concussion from training yn. You can go home soon ok promise but they just want to take caution ok?" Alessia says before Viv comes in and gives me a kiss on my forehead

[aka-a-shii]

Triple the Fun || Bokuto K.

Bokuto x F!Reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none just pure fluffiness :) slightly suggestive at the end if you blink :))))

cheers and shouts blaring all over the stadium as the final set comes to an end. MSBY Black Jackals won yet another game! you watched your husband’s game along with your triplets for the first time since most of the time Bokuto is out of the country for international competitions. and as the crowd dispersed, you made your way to Bokuto on the court hand in hand with yours and his baby owls

Bokuto came running towards you the moment he saw you and his little owls along the crowd. you are all dressed in his jersey which made him a lot more prouder.

“HEY HEY HEY!” he exclaimed as he approached you.

“HEY HEY HEY!” your kids copied their dad as they did the famous Bokuto beam towards him.

he scooped all three of them and peppered them with kisses.

“DAAAAAD!!! LET US RIDE YOUR BACK!” Natsuki exclaimed.

“Wait! Its my turn to ride dad’s back now!” Fuyumi retorted

the two girls were arguing while Akira, the youngest and the only boy just stood there watching her two sisters bicker.

“now, now you two. don’t fight. you can take turns riding daddy’s back” you told the kids smiling at them.

“that is right my little owls! c’mere Fuyumi you’ll be on my shoulders, while I carry Akira and Natsuki on my arms.” Bokuto stated as he lifted Fuyumi onto his shoulders.

“Kou, aren’t the three of them heavy for you?” you asked as you held Akira to him. you know that Bokuto is strong but its still worry you when he tries to pick all your kids up, its was okay when they’re still infants but now that they are three-year-old toddlers it made you a bit worried.

“its okay mommy owl! daddy owl can carry all his baby owls! Fuyumi hold on to daddy, okay?” he said as he lifted himself up.

you were amazed at how the balanced himself well with three additional little bodies with him. he stood and smiled proud as he lifted the triplets and you can’t help yourself but smile at them.

“see?” Bokuto turned to you beaming.

he was busy with the triplets when a reporter approached him.

“Bokuto-san, can we have an interview with you?” the reporter asked as he approached Bokuto

“of course! but my kids are with me, is it okay?” gesturing to his little owl

“yes, of course! we know that a lot of your fans wanted to see the triplets as well” the reporter replied smiling.

the interview went on and even with three kids on him, Bokuto doesn’t look fazed at all. it seems like three 3y/o toddlers aren’t heavy at all. people around the vicinity were all eyes on your family, some were smiling and others let out some awes and oohhhs. it is rare to see Bokuto with the triplets since most of the time he’s out of town for games and when he’s with you and the kids, he would take all the time with you no matter what.

as the interview is nearing its end, the reporter asked Bokuto what gives him inspiration of being the best ace there is.

“well, as for my inspiration, it would be my beautiful wife.” Bokuto casted a loving glance at you and you smiled back at him. “and of course, these three baby owls!”

suddenly Akira whispered to Bokuto’s ear which made Bokuto’s eyes go wide. he then turned to the reporter and said, “is it okay if my boy, Akira would have a little word?”

the reporter just nodded and smiled as he gestured the microphone to Akira.

“my dad is the best! p-please give a lot of love and s-support to my dad!” being the quietest and the most aloof among the three, Akira’s words made Bokuto tear up a little. Akira doesn’t show affection like his sisters most of the time, but when he does, its over for Bokuto’s heart.

Bokuto stared at his son with his signature toothy grin. “anything else you wanted to add?”

“i love daddy so much!” Akira shouted and then held the microphone back to the reporter.

everyone who saw went “awwww” and you definitely noticed that your husband’s eyes were welling of tears

the reporter thanked Bokuto and the kids as he bowed down and left.

you walked towards them after the interview and Bokuto still can’t believe what he heard from his son.

“d-do you really love daddy?” Bokuto asked Akira

but instead of answering, Akira just hugged him and nodded.

Bokuto took notice of you. “HONEEEEEEY!!!! AKIRA SAID HE LOVES ME!!!!” Bokuto exclaimed as tears started to roll over his cheeks.

“of course he loves you, Kou! you’re his dad and role model!” you let out a chuckle as you reached for Akira’s head and ruffled his hair.

Akira just smiled sheepishly. “we love you too daddy!” Fuyumi and Natsuki suddenly blurted out in chorus.

Bokuto lets out a hearty laugh which made your heart swell up more. “HEY HEY HEY! I LOVE YOU TOO MY BABY OWLS!”

“alright you guys, i think daddy is already exhausted. why don’t you come down now?” you as you took notice that your husband is indeed getting tired.

all three of them protested but Bokuto reassured them to give them a lot of piggyback rides at home.

“Bokkun!” you heard Atsumu called in a distance and all five of you turned to where he was.

“i guess its time for you to go, babe” you said nudging Bokuto’s shoulder. he then turned to you with a pout visible on his face indicating that he doesn’t want to go yet. he wanted more time with you and the kids.

“awww Kou, you’ll still see us when you get home later. now run along and enjoy the party!” you said as you pushed him slightly.

“b-but... i wanna be with my baby owls a little bit longer!” Bokuto protested while hugging the triplets closer to him.

“don’t worry daddy! we’ll wait for you at home!” Natsuki chirped.

“we’ll wait for you daddy! its a promise!” Fuyumi added.

“promise!” Akira said while looking intently at his father’s golden eyes that matches his own.

Bokuto then turned to you. “alright! i’ll be home early then! so wait for me, ‘kay?”

the triplets nodded in response eagerly then Bokuto kissed each of them on the forehead then turned to you and gave you a peck on the lips.

“see you, later y/n!” one final kiss on your cheek and he ran off towards his teammates while waving at you.

Bokuto definitely can’t wait to be home and spend the rest of the night with his beloved family.

later that night, being true to his words, Bokuto came home early as he could. excusing himself from the party as he badly wanted to be with you as soon as possible.

“I’M HOME!” the booming sound of his voice echoed to the hallways and three pairs of feet came racing towards the front door.

“DADDY!” all three of them came tackling Bokuto down and then burst out fit of laughters. you slowly trailed behind them smiling to yourself as you watched the scene in front of you.

“welcome home, daddy owl.” you greeted him with the warmest smile on your face.

Bokuto stood up and slowly made to where you’re standing. he lifted your chin and placed the most loving kiss onto your lips. “i’m home mommy owl” he said as he pulled away.

“piggyback rides!!! let’s go daddy!” you were suddenly interrupted when Natsuki pulled thier father towards the living room.

“laters baby. lemme first tire these little owls so i could have alone time with you later.” he said smirking then ran to play.

the night went on with lots of fun and laighter filling the room. they are running and jumping around, even the aloof Akira joining the fun. they rode their father’s back and Bokuto is not showing any sign of exhaustion at all. he was just happy to be with his kids after being far from them for so long. when they all got tired, you decided to watch “Despicable Me” and the room was filled with fits of laughter again as they gobble the smores and cookies you made. later, at the second movie, the kids are starting to doze off, feeling the tiredness engulf their little bodies bit by bit and at the middle of the movie, they were already sound alseep, soft little snores escaping their lips.

“maybe we should call it a night.” you said as you ran your fingers onto Akira’s soft locks who was deep asleep on your lap.

“yeah, maybe we should”. Bokuto whispered back and gently moved to pick the two girls up who were also asleep on both of his side.

you folowed Bokuto towards the kids’ bedroom with Akira in your arms. you gently tucked them in their blankets and you both kissed each of their foreheads good night.

“sweet dreams our little owls” you whispered as you silently closed the door behind you. you suddenly felt Bokuto’s strong arms snaked around your waist. “now, lemme give mommy owl my attention.” he whispered into your ear making you moan softly.

“Kou..”

he hoisted you up and captured your lips into a searing, deep, longing kiss as you made your way towards your bedroom. then when you reached the bed he gently plopped you down and hovered above you.

“aren’t you tired?” you asked in between his kisses

“i got my recharge during the movie earlier.” he replied as he pulled back only to stare at you lovingly yet the lust was evident in his golden eyes and dove down once again to your lips then sliding down to your jaw and into your neck.

boy he still had the extra stamina for you, his wonderful wife. no wonder where your kids got the hyperactivity from. it really does run in the blood. this, indeed will be a long night for you after all. obviously.

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[fightxxmexxshiggy]

🥟📎 awww you're too sweet!!!!! I'm glad you like my ideas so much even though they just ramble on and on.

But, as long as you're enjoying, I'll add on cause I'm slightly overflowing with them at the moment (adhd brains. 0 or 100. Very very little I between.)

So imagine how helpless Kiri Bakugo would feel while their partner is pregnant and then when they go into labor. Like, over all there isn't that much they can do. Yes throught everything they can help her stay comfy and what not but got how they wish they could just take on some of the bad stuff.

And lord help them if they start googling different labor complications. Like no matter how unlikely, the stats say they are the guys are gonna high key Low key be terrified. They learned not to tell you after you turned into a sobbing mess when they brought up one and you made them have the of it's between me or the baby convo (how that went is up to you). Like they may be terrified but they don't wanna relive that night.

Then I see two hilarious labor scenarios. granted there are infinite. But I'll pluck out these two.

A) You go into labor relatively normally. Get to the hospital get settled, or at least as settled as you can when you're gonna have a person come out of you. The guys are on edge. Like the hospital had to send in their strictest, toughest old guard nurse to put the fear of god into them so they'd stop acting like chickens with their heads cut off. I personally headcanon it as a labor with no epidural for personal reasons but like reader insert man. Regardless of pain meds or not, Kiri is gonna say you're super manly™️. He'll even harden his hand so you don't have to worry about breaking (not that you would frankly care at this point) but it's handy 😏. And then you get to pushing a both pro heros who have seen plenty of blood and gore nearly faint. Still can't decide who/how they decide which oen gets to cut the cord but I feel like it's the one time Bakugo knows better than to make it a competition, cause he and Kiri just wanna keep watching you smile down at the (kinda gross covered in goo) beautiful, perfect infant on your chest. Time passes, the three of you are left alone to bond. Eventually you begin to nod and off and Kiri says he's gonna take the baby to the waiting room to meet the squad/families. While neither guy likes being separated from either you or the baby this is once again where two husband's comes in handy cause at least both mom and baby are protected. Que some time later you perk back up, Bakugo is in a chair his head on the hospital bed alseep. You get his attention

"Katsuki, where's the baby?"

"With Kiri, remember?"

"yea, but he's been gone a long time. I think. ...." You can't be certain. After the day you've had time means very little to you at the moment. So Bakugou (reluctantly) leaves you to go find shitty hair. (Now this next bit is straight from a reddit thread but it was so damn cute and sounded just like Kiri!) So turns out, the Bakusquad and families left a bit ago, saying they'd be back when you were feeling better. But Kiri is a Proud Dad™️ so he just had to show off his baby. So he has just been walking around the hospital, being like 'look at my kid! My wife made her! They're both amazing! My wife made a person! Ignoring that you didn't quite make it on your own but you did the lions share of the work so let's not nit pick. Bakugou wants to be made at him but between the lack of sleep, and feeling the same fucking way and just being too emotionally constipated to say it to anyone besides his partners he just sighs.

"Shitty hair, you're worrying Y/N. Bring the baby back."

And they wander back and you're a nice happy little family. And sitting there holding your baby, a guy on either side of the hospital bed is bliss.

"can we have another one?"

Both you and Bakugou turn to the red head, and a brief silence falls over you three. Bakugou is getting ready to tell him off, like the baby is less than 6hrs old, don't get ahead of yourself dumbass.

But you speak first "yea. I'd like that a lot."

And that is how your first two kids (and probably the majority) were born a little less than a year apart. I just love the headcanon that Kiri wants a school of baby sharks. Like, however many you'll give him he'll have (Bakugou may have an Upper limit). At least those prohero dollars mean money isn't an issue. I also just love love love Kiri as a girl dad! He does tea parties, lets them paint his nails, learns to braid their hair and dances with them where they stand on his feet! Bakugou will also do all of these things but some of them may take a set of puppy dog eyes to get him to do. Also I know it seems misplaced but I don't wanna forget to put it in here. Itd be hilarious if when you struggle to find maternity clothes you like, one way or another Red Riot and Ground Zero both suddenly launch maternity merch lines!!!!!! And not just stuff with their logos/names like cute shit. Maybe you get to help design it.

B) this should be quicker. So imagine, youre at home. The guys have started paternity leave because youre 38wks. The ask why your face is scrunching up every once in awhile. You say and think it's braxton hicks contractions. You take a nap. Turns out. It's the real deal. You wake you guys up, they go into panic mode. You head towards the door (or even make it to the elevator for full comedic effect) before saying you gotta go back to the apartment, the baby is coming to fast. The guys freak out at first once they're in the apartment again. But they get ahold of a concierge doctor or something (pro hero money man) and between the doctor coaching them and you telling them they better hold it together, it all goes off smoothly and you go to the hospital to get check out and basically ends the same as above.

The baby chaos just made me cackle like a dang evil witch

[izabellq]

Costumes -> Tamaki Amajiki

summary: you accidentally match costumes with tamaki. prepare yourself for a whole day of endless shenanigans.

contains: MAJOR FLUFF, language if you squint (ik canonically, mirio is in 3-B, but for the sake of this plot, the big three are all in 3-A) also, i tried to make this gender-neutral, so if there’s any specified pronouns, let me know and i’ll fix it ASAP!

THIS IS MY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! (im very much aware i posted this a day late oop)

UA had decided to hold a special event where students could wear their Halloween costume to school. You weren’t planning anything special or unique, just something to get the job done. So, you decided to dress like a cute puppy. It was only a simple onesie: topped with cute floppy dog ears on your hood, and a tail that attached from the bottom. You weren’t expecting to get a lot of attention, which was perfectly fine with you because you were never the type to seek the stage. You topped off the simple look with a black spot on your nose and one around your eye. And just like, you were good to go.

When you walked into school, you couldn’t help but feel a tad bit insecure. It seemed like everyone had decked out for this special occasion. You passed by some anime cosplay, food costumes, group oriented costumes — everything you could possibly think of. And as you made your way to your class, you wondered what Tamaki would be wearing.

You couldn’t help yourself. It was undeniably true that you had a rather large crush on him. Everything about him was enticing. He was so shy that it was usually you who initiated conversation, but that wasn’t enough to make you falter. You understood he wasn’t the most socially active person around. To be frank, it was rather comforting to know that not everyone at UA was a egotistical narcissist.

Finding your assigned seat, you scanned the class. Some of your peers also took the simple route which put some of your thoughts at ease. Others, the more competitive students, were quite impressive themselves.

You turn towards the doorway when Mirio’s booming voice gathers the room’s attention. He was wearing a... whoopie cushion? Oh dear lord. Mirio was a stickler for humor, so of course, he’d wear practically anything that could rise a laugh out of someone. Only, his jokes kind of sucked and no doubt would the class of 3-A be subject to awful fart jokes for the rest of the day. You weren’t so worried about that as you were worried about the two other students usually attached to his hip. One of them being Tamaki Amajiki.

The next one to stop into class was Nejire Hado who was absolutely breathtaking. Her costume, which was nothing more than a fairy, seemed to capture her true personality perfectly. Although, an angel would also be very accurate in her case. She turned towards the entrance way and stuck her head out into the hallway, “Tamaki! Don’t be shy! You look so cute!”

Your heart began to beat just a little bit faster.

“Mirio! Come help me out with him,” Nejire stomped into the hallway, the fluttering of her makeshift wings dissappeared, only to be followed by a laughing Mirio.

When they returned, their hands were clasped over Tamaki’s wrists, forbidding him from turning around and sulking out in the hallway. When you saw him, you’re taken aback. The smallest of gasps erupt from your lips when you notice his costume choice. A onesie, similar to yours, but instead of the dog ears; replaced with cat ones, and a longer tail attached to the back. He had the same minimal face paint (lined whiskers and a nose) as you did, curtesy of Nejire.

When he looked up, his cheeks were flamed with embarrassment. He found your gaze, and if it were possible, he became even more sheepish. You weren’t any different. The thought of having a matching costume with Tamaki, despite not having any prior arrangements, made you equally embarrassed. Now, all you wondered was, did he notice?

Well, if he didn’t before, he sure did now when Nejire spoke up, “Hey Y/N! Oh my– are you a puppy? How cute! Wait! You’re matching with Tamaki! Now you two look like an adorable couple!”

Her excitement, plus her lack of censorship, made the class laugh— everyone’s attention on you and Tamaki. “Nejire...” Tamaki muttered. He stared at the floor, wishing it’d just swallow him whole.

“You guys should take a picture together,” Mirio suggested, walking over to where you sat and giving you a hand. You hesitantly took it, positive that you looked about ready to vomit or pass out. Maybe both. In that order.

Dragged to stand next to Tamaki, you spare him a single glance. He has his left hand up to his face, doing a shoty job at covering his red cheeks. To you, he seemed... more embarrassed than usual? Perhaps he just didn’t wanted to match costumes with you. It saddened you, but it wasn’t like you could do anything about it now.

Nejire laughed, “Say cheese!”

Tamaki mumbled something that you could only assume was in response to Nejire. In a small pickle of confidence, you grabbed his hand and entangled your fingers with his just before the camera went off.

“Cheese!”

That was first period.

When lunch rolled around, Tamaki had face planted himself on the table.

Nejire and Mirio sent each other a knowing look before moving to console him.

“I don’t understand why you’re not happy, Tamaki! You’re matching costumes with them, you got a picture with them, and they also held your hand!” Nejire listed off the things that happened before the bell rang, signaling the start of first period.

“I am happy...” Tamaki muttered, lifting himself up from the table, “But they probably hate me now.”

“I wouldn’t say that!” Mirio added, “Haven’t I told you that they most definitely have a crush on you?”

“No offense Mirio... but I’m not too keen on taking advice from a literal walking whoopie cushion.” Tamaki propped his arm on the table, before leaning his head into the palm of his hand. The same one you had so eagerly held. He wished to repeat the notion a million more times. Only now, he was afraid he had messed up his one and only opportunity.

Mirio gasped, “I’ll have you know that I got many compliments today!”

Nejire giggled before turning back to Tamaki. “Why don’t we just call them over here?”

“I- um, no... I’d rather not do that,” Tamaki rushed out. He wasn’t sure if he could handle another awkward occurrence with you. You’d surely find him weird.

“Where are they anyways?” Mirio asked, not before sinking his teeth on the apple provided on his lunch tray.

“Oh I see them!” Nejire not-so-subtly pointed at you. Tamaki couldn’t help himself as he turned to look in your direction.

You were laughing at something someone had said before adding your own little quip. You were so cute, he thought. Nejire was the one who suggested he wear a cat-themed costume due to the running joke that he was a ‘cute little kitten’. He was prepared to arrive in his normal uniform but Nejire’s persistence was unwavering. And if he knew what you’d be wearing— would he have accepted the costume more easily? You deserved better than him, he knew, but a small part of him fantasized about the ways you’d love him in a way no one else had before.

“Earth to Tamaki,” Nejire sang, snapping him out of his thoughts. “They’re coming over here, straighten up!”

“Hey Y/N, care to sit?” Mirio asked.

Tamaki’s looking down by the time you got there, so he barely registers it when you sit beside him. Your shoulder rubs against his in brief contact and it makes him shudder. He hopes you didn’t notice.

“What’s up guys?” You brought over a juice box from your other table, sipping on the straw of your drink rather intently.

“Tell Tamaki that my costume is funny!” Mirio piped up, distracted from the match-making he was SUPPOSED to be doing.

You nervously giggled, “Well... your costume is certainly an attention-grabber!”

Mirio seemed pleased with that answer, not having considered the fact that you dodged the question the best way you knew how. Tamaki stared at you, adoration etched into his irises. He didn’t realize he had left out a soft laugh until you were staring at him.

He choked up, “Uh- sorry... I didn’t mean to laugh.”

You smiled, a picture definition of the word perfect. Everything about you, he loved. He just loved you in general. “You don’t need to apologize Tamaki! Your laugh is very cute!”

You pinched his cheek before continuing your previous conversation with Mirio and Nejire. Did you even realize what you were doing to him? He hid his face in his arms and rested on the lunch table. Tamaki knew his face was probably several shades of red and pink. He was only wondering how long it would take before you’d actually kill him with your presence.

And that concluded lunch.

The last period of the day came and went uneventfully. And soon enough, class 3A had returned to the dorms, agreeing to remain in their respective costumes until the clock striked midnight. Some students had decided to spend the night on a scary movie binge, while others payed no mind to the event by studying and finishing thier cumulated late assignments.

You on the other hand we’re stuck in the kitchen, preparing some coffee to get you through the night. Mirio and Nejire had wanted to pull an all-nighter as well, which meant you had to figure out a way to not fall alseep before midnight hit. You already had a messed up sleep schedule as it was, so one more added incentive should make the whole evening smooth sailing.

“Y-Y/N?”

You turn towards the kitchen doorway where Tamaki stood, a bit shellshocked from your presence. Still in that cat onesie, you could see his whiskers had become a bit smudged.

You smiled at him, an ache wrapped around your chest became noticeably present to you. “Amajiki! Shouldn’t you be up in Mirio’s room with Nejire? I’ll be up there in a second, I just gotta finish this.”

“Ah, well,” Tamaki moved into the kitchen, fidgeting with his fingers as he talked. “You were taking a while, so they sent me to check up on you. I’m glad you’re o-okay though.”

You hummed in acknowledgment, turning back to the light stirring of the coffee machine. Your fingers uncoordinatedly tapped the kitchen’s counter, a melodic beat strung to match your voice. Tamaki watched with amusement— nothing like the sight of you in your element could make him any happier.

Actually, there was one thing that would be slightly better.

Slowly, he approached you until he had occupied the space beside you. You noticed him almost immediately, but had pretended to take more interest in your coffee than him. Your heart rate picked up, leaving you to mentally curse your inability to remain calm.

“I have a question,” His voice was hushed, a bit unsure of itself. You turned to look at him but his vision remained on the counter.

“What’s up?” When the coffee machine stilled, you pulled your mug out and carefully placed it in front of you. The smell of the roasted beans infiltrated your nostrils and you couldn’t get enough of it.

“Do you- I mean... I think I’m... no that’s not right. I think it’d better if I just show you...” He bit the inside of his lip, whilst finally mustering the courage to look at you. You’re eyes were widened with curiosity, the reflection of the night settling in your skin.

He moves slightly closer, and when you don’t move away, he softly places his hand on your cheek, angling your face so your centimeters away from each other. Tamaki tries to speak, but he honestly didn’t even think he’d get this far. He’s left utterly speechless. Perhaps if Fatgum were here, he’d supply him with the confidence he needed to pull this off. His anxiety-prone thoughts began to take initiative and he starts to pull away, believing to have bit off more than he could chew. He really did believe you deserved better than him.

But your still there. You’ve always been there. In more ways than one. You grip the front of his onesie and pull him back to his previous spot. His hand recupped your face, and you take this opportunity of surprise to place your lips on his. Nothing more than a second long, only the brush of your lips before the tingling sensation had dissappeared all together.

It wasn’t enough. For either of you. You can’t remember who surged forward first, but it couldn’t have mattered less. The only thing that was being even remotely processed was the heat of your frenzied kisses. Tamaki poured all of his emotions into that moment; from the way he felt when seeing you in your puppy onesie to the butterflies that clouded his mind whenever he thought of you.

You were the first to pull back out of breath. You don’t care that your makeup is beyond repair, or that his is either. Wrapping your arms around his neck, you muttered six words into the smooth crevice of his skin, completely forgetting about the coffee you were prepping for yourself. “I love you, I always have.”

Tamaki smiled, though the nervousness hadn’t completely disappeared. “I love you too.” He admitted, feeling his heart flutter at the mutual affection. It wasn’t one-sided after all, not one bit.

Maybe he ought to take more advice from his friend the whoopie cushion.

Then again, maybe not.

“There waiting for us you know,” Your voice was a bit muffled, having been the after-effect of hiding your face in his neck. He understood you perfectly nonetheless.

“They can wait a little longer,” His arms wrapped around your waist and pulled you impossibly closer.

“Kiss me again,” You pleaded.

And so, he did just that.

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[snickiebear]

(no i haven't seen that post on my dash and patiently waited for u to rb it) anyway for the 35 questions thingy (i kinda want to ask u all the questions but i won't be that annoying lol) 4, 6, 9, 16, 22, 31, 32, 33, 34

OMG HI HI YOURE SO SWEET THANK YOU FOR ASKING and so sorry this is obnoxiously long and super rambly 

4) @mouseymightymarvellous (i could write analysis papers on her work, like every single one of them. dont tempt me, i will), @itsthechocopuff (if you haven’t read any of their fics YOU MUST), @capriciouswrites (IF YOU HAVENT READ THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING I'm literally OBESSED) and IncompleteSentanc on Ao3 (their writing style and their characterizations are AMAZING I LOVEEE)

6)  tbh i find writing easy... until it isn’t LMAO. i try to write things i wanna read and like to write. the thing i find the hardest would be like the actual main idea/plot. for WT&R there wasn’t any real plot, it was literally just me writing what i wanted, same with Gym Rats. for my shikasaku one, its taking so much longer because of the plot and i was like “dude whats the POINT of this” you know? i just realized that this does NOT answer the question LMAO,,, point is: writing is kind of like a facet for me, you turn it on and it flows until it doesn’t.

9) Gai. like his pattern of speech fucks me UP. i’ve seen him written so many ways to where I’m just flailing LMAO. kakashi too cause the man is so complex that idk what side i wanna write from or how i should do his dialogue,,, i try my best and so far everyones been okay with it so we’ll see 

16) one bed troupe (a CLASSIC), god im a WHORE for ‘stupid man falls for woman who could kill him with her pinkie’, and a total slut for ‘badass man with a strength kink’ 

22) my favorite songs change so often that what i listen to changes too. sometimes, ill find a song that matches the vibe of a scene and listen to it on repeat other wise i either listen to Lofi Hip Hop, or my master playlist on spotify right now my favorites are “Butterfly Rain” by Tori Templet, “Yoko Ono” (stripped, but i love the og one too) by Mob Rich and Matt Maeson, “Speaking Off The Record” by Hotel Mira (and then literally any Judah and the Lion/AJR songs)

31) so i have two groups of Ocs: 

A: Characters from my book that i actually want to publish and have been slowly working on the first draft for the past year or so (two female main characters and a flying cat). 

B: Ocs that i rp with DONT LAUGH LISTEN HAHAHA: two of my friends and i have some really serious, planned out rps, that are basically us writing a book together (find them here I KNOW ITS ON QUOTEV please heckle me LMAOO,, feel free to ask me more questions on any of those!) i’ll definitely have to do another post on these cause theres honestly so much i could say 

32) sakura’s insane and eats a god, this is the after

33) alot of the one liners or some of my favorite scenes pop into my head when i’m half alseep or washing the dishes. its like a line of dialogue or a way or wording that i really love. so i have to wake myself up (and i have like some type of insomnia) to type this shit out in my notes or run to dry my hands while chanting the thing in my head before jotting it down. those lines are some of my favorite tbh

34) This isn’t an excerpt from a fic but from my notes when I was world building a mythology for ShikaSaku:

She is a thing of contradictions. The Goddess of Peace and War with the ability to bring forth war and yet tame violence. She is bloodied and dressed in white, a thing of opposites. 

[drowning-rats-in-fandoms]

Y/N is an intelligence officer on Ren's ship and he always goes to her before missions

When she first gets hired, she always has the mission information sent to him as early as possible

During the debriefing missions, she has the balls to corrent and add information that aas left out or wrong

It's almost always directed to Hux

Kylo enjoys watching someone else irritate Hux by doing their job

When the missions became more sporadic and information was being brought in left and right, Y/N moved her living quarters closer to Kylo's and Hux's living quarters so when she needs to present the information, she goes to them any hour of the day

Hux hates it, wishing to fire her. He know how important she is to the First Order, so he can't

Kylo doesn't care what time she delivers information. Y/N isnt like the guards that stumble over their words and take for ever to relay information

Y/N shows up (after sometime she is given Kylo's code of access to his quarters), hands him her data pad, and leaves.

Hux get an older model of data pads, Kylo gets her own. Her information is all stored on those two devices

Kylo always returns her pad to the table in her quarters. Hux never seeks Y/N out to give it back.

One mission in particular was stressful

On both their ends

Y/N has a translator implanted in her brain to allow her to read and decipher words

During the mission debrief, Hux suggested that Y/N should go along since she mentioned one(1) time that she is one of the only people able to decipher those words

Kylo immediately rejected, having grown fold of his coworker, not romantically of course

"Commander Ren, General Hux is correct. I should go on the mission."

"You have no field training, you'll hold us back. We can just send you video of the dialect." He thought he had a point

"I remember you forgetting to ask what my previous job was commander, may I fill you in?" She snaps right back, General Hux smirking that she is now attacking Ren instead of him.

"Please, enlighten me." Kylo leaned back in his seat, arms crossed. She was nothing more than a brain.

Y/N untucked her uniform to show a gnarly scar lacerating her entire side.

"That was my last bounty hunting job I did with a mandalorian. Saved his skin and his ship. Left me for dead. General Hux has been watching me for a while to recruit me, saw his chance." Y/N would never credit Hex with saving her life, even though they both knew it.

"I know my way around any weapon you give me. I'll do my job and stay out of your way." She sits down in her seat, readjusting her clothes.

Kylo sits there for a moment, empathetic for her, his mask not showing it.

"Report at the hanger at 0600 tomorrow. Stop by the arsenal to pick a weapon." Kylo then leaves in a rush, the meeting quickly adjourned

He

Never

Left

Her

Side

The crypt was filled with strange coffins, some decorated, some not.

Cobwebs and rodents fill the place, Commander Ren taking lead and eliminating the distractions.

Any rune Y/N would see, she would decipher, hoping to point her commander in the correct direction.

Once they get to the end of the tunnel, a bare wall is presented to them.

Kylo ignited is Saber and was about to destroy the wall when Y/N shouted for him to stop.

The urgency in his voice made him hesitate, the hand on his arm guiding the saber close to the made him stop. He allowed her to hover his saber closer to the wall, her hand warm though his field clothes.

Then he saw it.

The heirogliphs showed faintly though the light of the Kyber crystal, the regular lights not doing anthing.

"Lights off. Now." The 4 storm troopers accompanying them complied, turning the hallway dark except for the glowing red saber.

The wall completely illuminated with glyphs, making Y/N gasp.

"What is it?" Kylo asked, his mask trained on her astonished face

"You found it. What your looking for is on the other side. I just need to find a way in." Her voice is low, focused. Kylo saw that she was in her environment, adrenaline rushing through her veins allowed for a quicker deciphering.

Her hands voided the saber in weird movement along the wall, allowing for her to read.

Kylo noticed everything about her, the way she bit her cheek when her breathing picked up, her eyes flickering to him fir a moment before continuing to read. Her grip on his forearm tightens as she holds her breath, hovering over the last hieroglyph.

Y/N let's go of Kylo's arm and takes a step back, creating professional spacing.

"In short, you actually have to stable the wall. In long, you can only stab it in one spot. Only you can see the spot using the force. Dont ask me how, it never said." Y/N steps back with the troopers, allowing Kylo to do his thing.

He nods his head to her, she nods back, her face blank.

Kylo turns to the wall, closes his eye, feeling for the weak spot. He grows frustrated when he cant find it, letting out a huff.

"What do you feel." You.

"There is no weakness in the wall." His voice is strained though the modulator, trying to not last out.

"Maybe the wall is all weak and you need to look for the strong spot. Breaking that should weaken the hold on the weak spots, allowing the wall to crumble." She sounded so close to him, like it was only them.

Kylo focuses on the calm in her tone of voice, allowing him to concentrate on his objective.

Not even seconds later, he finds it, the spot is in the direct center of the wall.

"The keystone." He whispers, the modulator garbling the word.

He reposition his last connection to his grandfather, the helmet being completely destroyed by Supreme Leader Snoke. Kylo drives the blade through the spot, the wall immediately shaking.

Two strong hands grab his robes and pull him out of the stones impact, the small group watching the wall shift and change.

Larger pieces of rock fall as the smaller ones swirl in a circle, assembling themselves in the doorway behind the wall.

The door opens to reveal a corpse cradling a book to its chest.

Kylo immediately rips the book from the corpse's grasp before Y/N could stop him.

"Is that what you need?" Chills run down her spine as the entire crypt turns silent.

Too silent.

"Yes." He turns back to her, handing the text to Y/N, allowing her to out it in her book bag.

Before the mission he pulled her aside. Her job is to translate and to protect the text. His job was to get them in and get them out. They agreed.

Y/N facial expression and the sense of dread Kylo could read on her told him to move quickly.

"Stay behind me. Make sure she doesnt get hit." He points to the respectful groups before charging off into the darkness.

Y/N asks the trooper to turn their lights back on to help them see their way back.

Not everyone has the force to guide them.

Everyone did their jobs, quickly and quietly. The six moved through the crypt, moving up from the deep dungeons.

Once they get to the first open area, they were ambushed. Reanimated skeletons, strange tan creatures, and those damn rats attacked the group.

Y/N drew her sword, charging it. She stayed relatively near the middle of the room, not seating out a fight.

Kylo Ren sliced and diced through the enemies, keeping an eyes on Y/N. The troopers shot down the rats with surprising accuracy. Kylo took care of everything else.

Until two yellow monster slipped from the main group and attacked Y/N from infront and behind.

Kylo quickly eliminated the rest of his threats and watched in awe as Y/N gracefully finished the fight.

Her kicked the one infront of her, throwing him on his back. She quickly pivots, her sword cutting up through the stomach, and down across its head. Before the second monster can register what happened, Y/N turned again, finishing off the first monster with a quick decapitation.

She quickly disarms her sword, reattached it to her back, and looked at the other 5 people in her group.

"They said that more are on their way. We need to leave. Now." It took Kylo a sweet second to put his ass in gear and steer his group out of the crypt, not meeting any more strange creatures.

Once in hyperspace, Y/N stands behind Kylo's chair, watching the stars.

"How did you hear them communicate? None of them spoke." Kylo was watching her through the reflection of the window, further respect for his colleague bloomed in his mind.

"The rats were actually in charge. The yellow creatures, called voulnders, were allowed to live in and around the crypts. Their exchange was that the Voulnders were to reanimate the corpses with their magic when their temple was under attack."

"They said all of that?" Kylo turned in his seat, Y/N already standing far enough away to not get hit.

"The wall that you hit showed the pact that those two creatures made. It also showed how to get in. Only a might warrior could." There was a pause before Y/N spoke again.

"Don't let that go to your head." She then walked out of the room.

Over the years, the two grew closer.

Sparring, talking, planning missions. Everything platonic.

When Kylo cant sleep because of the nightmares caused by Snoke, he'd go into Y/N's room, falling alseep on her couch, in view of her bed.

"If you like my couch so much, why not move it to your room." Y/N asks one morning, handing Kylo his caf.

"It's not the couch that puts me to sleep." His voice is low, eyes dropping to the ground.

Y/N hand cups his chin, lifting his eyes to meet hers. Her gentile smile puts him at ease.

Y/N remembers the first time she saw him without the mask.

It was a few nights in after relentless nightmares, the first time Kylo slept in Y/N's room.

He was half asleep, running on caf and a few minutes of sleep. Everyone on the ship could sense his worsening mood, assuming that it was from the last failed mission.

It was a repercussion of it, Snoke filling everyone involved in the mission with thoughts of dread.

Y/N hid it suprising well when on the command deck, doing her job.

But now, in the middle of the night, she knew she looked like shit.

When her commander knocked on her door, she rolled out of bed, her hair in a loose braid, her body clad in a pair of over sized black training shots and shirt.

Her commander was dressed similarly. She recognized the drained look in his eyes from her own.

She stepped aside to let him in her space, her eyes never leaving the constipation of beauty marks on his face.

Y/N shut off her night, resetting their automatic switch.

She grabs Kylo's bare arm and leads him to bed. She lies on her back, and she pulls him into her, his head resting on her stomach.

Kylo didnt right against her, his mind not raising any alarms.

Once her hands started to play with his hair, Kylo was out.

Y/N stayed awake a little longer, enjoying how soft and smooth her Commander's hair is. She falls asleep, her hands still tangled in his hair.

She woke up first at the rising of the dim lights, she took her time to wake up, enjoying the presence of another body against hers.

Kylo's breathing was still even as she replaced her body with her pillow.

Y/N went to her closet, pulled out her repaired bounty hunting armour, the silver beskar reminding her of painful memories of her old partner.

She changes quickly, keeping an eye on the commander in her bed.

"where are you going?" His voice asks, not removing his head from your pillow.

"To fix our problem."

"Snoke doesnt respond well to asking nicely."

"Oh, that's not why in going to Snoke. Go back to sleep if you can Commander. You need it." He seemed to get only a few hours of sleep last night.

Y/N straps the rest of her weapons to her body, her rifle sliding easily over her back. Her viroblade in the holster at her waist.

She tucks the bucket in her arm, looking at Kylo one last time before going on her first line mission during her First Order Career.

It wont be her last.

It only took her two days, the bounty hunter returning to Snoke with a head and the correct location of the cargo.

"How do you know its correct?" Snoke leans in his chair, observing the cleanly severed head at his feet.

"This tracker." Her voice is modulated, she throws the red chip to her Supreme Leader.

Snoke catches it, hums in approval.

"You have a new job. We have a suitable replacement for you."

Commander Y/N Y/L/N, leader of the bounties hunters and scouts of the first order.

The nightmares stopped

Missions became more successful

Kylo still couldn't sleep without being in the presence of Y/N. Her calm attitude put him at ease enough to fall asleep.

[mistabullets]

Whole alphabet w polnareff? ❤

Not SFW under cut ;

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) 

An absolute babe during aftercare. He’ll make sure you’re okay and see if you need any water. Sometimes, if he has the energy, he’ll go start a bath for the both of you. But most of the time, he cuddles up to you and falls alseep, with you wrapped around his muscular arms.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Believe eyes are the reflection of your soul, so he’ll admire the shape and color of his partner’s eyes. For him, he really likes his ass, like he thinks he has the best butt in the world and you should be jealous.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) 

He won’t cum inside of his partner unless they specifically ask him or he and has partner are trying to get pregnant. His cum tastes really salty and he doesn’t expect his partner to swallow. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

It’ll take him forever to admit this but he really wants you to play with his ass more. Slap it, claw at it, finger him, etc. Hell, if he really trust you, he’ll let you peg him (or be on the receiving end of anal) if you’re both interested. But Polnareff really wants to trust you and you better not tease him about it!

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Polnareff will claim to know what he’s doing but he really doesn’t. He’s only been with a few people and his a misconstrued perception of sex. But he’s willing to do better and make you feel good. You just gotta have patience with him as you instruct him about where to touch and what feels good. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Any position where he can stare into your eyes and admire your beautiful facial expression being contorted into pleasure. Missionary, cowgirl, or lotus. Especially lotus since he can hold you close and let you ride him. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) 

This man may crack a joke or two but he really wants to focus his attention on you and not lose the momentum going on.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) 

He doesn’t care about shaving down there unless his partner cares but you can barely notice it because of its silver, almost white, color. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Constantly saying he loves you, how good you’re taking him, and how he’s so glad that you’re his and his alone. Despite how cheesy and flirtatious he may be, he is a romantic at heart.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) 

He likes masturbating, he thinks it’s good for his sex drive to at least do so once a day. Sometimes it can be two or three, if you’re away at least. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

He’s pretty vanilla so not a lot of kinks. However, he does enjoy teasing, praising, and dirty talking his partner and loves it when they’re just as vocal. Essentially, he has a voice kink and can get off from just hearing them. From either their shaky pants to the filth they whisper in Polnareff’s ear. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) 

He’s loud so he would rather not risk going anywhere besides the bedroom. However, he doesn’t mind if the two of you fucked in shower/bath or on the kitchen counter or table.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) 

Longing looks from you, subtle touches to his thighs, or a particular sexy outfit that his partner decided to wear today. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) 

He feels uncomfortable inflicting pain his partner. Sure, he can choke and slap your ass. But he doesn’t want to slap your face, cause you to bleed, or put you into really uncomfortable and complex positions. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) 

He doesn’t have a preference. The Frenchman, however, will be sure to praise you, grab your hair, and moan if you go down on him. When he’s giving you oral, he wants you tell him how good you feel. He gets off on all the sounds you make and he’s determined to make you cum. 

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) 

Polnareff can be fast and rough, especially when chasing his own climax. But he likes to be slow and sensual, gazing into their partner’s eyes and holding their hands throughout the entirety of their love making. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) 

He doesn’t like quickies since he just wants to take his time to properly explore each other’s bodies. However, if he’s pent up, he might be willing. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) 

He’ll take some risk, as long as both of you mutually agree on them! He’ll try to fuck you at semi-public places and see who moans first. If you do, he’ll give you hell about it and tease you relentlessly.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) 

With breaks in between, he can go for three rounds which usually last about two hours, sometimes three.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) 

He doesn’t need toys but he will love to use toys on you, especially for teasing. Will definitely use a vibrator while going down on you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

Polnareff does like to tease you, telling you how cute you look when flustered. But if he tries to make you wait for him, he’ll eventually grow impatient with himself. He’ll snap and pounce on you. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) 

He’s so loud and vocal. Polnareff is going be praising you the entire time and grunt and moan into your ear. If he’s feeling even more lewd, he’ll whisper about how well you’re taking him or how he wants even more of you. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) 

He likes for you to take control, such as you riding him or pegging him. Polnareff says give him bottom rights. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) 

He’s a good 5.8 inches with an average girth. Circumcised and has a pinkish red tint to the head of his cock. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) 

His sex drive is high and if you were willing, he would want to fuck you at least twice a day. One fuck for the morning and other for the evening. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It’s like you’re NyQuil. Sometimes he has the energy to take a bath/shower with you but most of the time, as soon as you’re done and in the right cuddling position, he falls asleep within five minutes. And he snores a lot!

[raenue]

im about to fall alseep so ill be truncating this post to a point ill surely regret but write whatever you need in order process trauma or intrusive thoughts or grief or whatever, but understand that theres a pretty significant difference between writing and posting online for the world to see b/c when you post that kind of thing online your intentions are no longer just “i want to understand what happened” or “i want to better understand how i feel about this” or “i want to put this thought to paper to get it out of my head” or whatever. like best case scenario youre doing it for out of some well-meaning attempt to help others because of something like “oh it helped me to write it, maybe it’ll help others to read it” and not because you’re looking for clout or whatever but like. thats 1) not your responsibility to help them process stuff and 2) you have no control over how it might affect people because whatever made your write it is specific to you and as a result posting it is needlessly reckless at best and 3) not the responsibility of randos to gain an intimate understanding of whatever made your write it and help you process it

“some people write to cope????” isnt some asspull that acts as a get out of jail free card when people question your intentions both in the sense that its not an asspull (writing to cope is a thing) and that you’re not actually absolved of any responsibility for your actions because you’re doing something to cope; the solution to these two truths that apparently conflict is to admit to yourself that you do not need to produce things for the consumption of others and that it is, in fact, okay to do something just for yourself and not put it into public view

and like yeah it sucks to create something and not be able share it but if you’re unwilling to pause and take a step back and ask ‘is this something that other people should be seeing’ and like, i dunno, edit it a bit so it isn’t as intense or whatever before posting or share it with people actually equipped to help you instead of everyone on the face of the earth, perhaps it isn’t helping you cope as well as you think it is

[luckjustkissedyouhello]

Today is one of those awful days. My IBS is being cruel, everything hurts, and i’m out of pain meds b/c they didn’t give me enough even though i tried to tell them it wouldn’t be enough.

I just want to lay down and sleep becuase if I’m alseep I’m not in pain or shitting. But instead, I’m pushing forward Becuase I have no fucking choice in this hellscape that is the US, and i’ve got out reach to do at a school. 3 hours bent over a table making library cards and hurting the whole time should be fanfuckingtactic.

Some days, i hate fucking everything. Myself included. 

[ask-saffron-and-friends]

POV: vector

So Charmys apparently in the building?! AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?! I need to ask the scientists if I can see him since he's peaceful- yeah im gonna go do that! Nothing can go wrong! But first I have to wait for Espio to fall asleep-

30 minutes later:

Okay- Espios alseep

(Vector gets up and walks out of the room and to a scientist)

"Yes sir Vector?" She asks

"Where is Charmy!" I yelled but not too loud

"Uhm- if you wish to see him someone will have two others come with you" she responds

"Yeah yeah! I need to see my kid!" I yell

"Alright..."(she talks into her walky talky) "mighty and Ray head to Room.34"(she stops)"follow me sir Vector"(she walked to room.34)

(I follow)

We got to room.34 right as Mighty and Ray got there,I did the thing with I scrunch up my first and rub their heads,they smiled

"Alright mighty, Ray"(the scientist spoke up)"if any of them attack sir.Vector your to defend him"

"Y-yes miss" (ray spoke quietly)

"Nobody's gonna hurt the boss while we are here ma'am!"(mighty smiled)"right ray?"

"Y-yeah!"

I smiled and we went in,to see...

Charmy with a little bee,she's sleeping smiling with her head on his lap,he's blushing a bit- OH MY- I looked at his eyes, there's some sort of ink leaking out of them- but he's not like a normal .EXE- his eyes are still yellow... That's a good sign-

Pov: charmy!

Saffrons sleeping with her head on my lap,I'm tempted to kiss her- I lean in but then the door opens to so I stop and gently pet her head,it's the boss-? Oh! And mighty and Ray,I look at Saffron again admiring her beauty- I turn to the boss, mighty and Ray again,they are looking at me confused,I tilt my head

"Boss- Mighty- Ray? Hey! Why y'all looking at me like that!"(I ask a little angrily but ray runs over and hugs me,so I hug back)

"I-I th-thou-thought yo-y-you wou-w-would b-br li-like the o-oth-other .EXE's.." Ray whispered a little loudly

I giggle and stop the hug,Ray runs back to the others and they chat,I take the opportunity to kiss Saffron she woke up tho- and she kissed back,I forgot about the others and we eventually start to make out,she spots the others and stops blushing a bit,they were looking at us- boss with envy,Ray with confusion and mightys definitely shipping us-

I began to blush aswell and I covered my face,saffron hugged me and hid her face in my chest,I smiled a little still blushing tho

"Maybe we should leave the lovebirds beeeee" mighty giggled

I blushed even harder

"U-uhm- yeah-" ray stutters as usual

"CHARMY HOW ARE YOU GETTING MORE ACTION THAN ME?!?" The boss interuppted

"Well- we fell inlove!" I smiled awkwardly

"Lucky-" he said

"Times up"a mysterious voice said,The boss,Mighty and Ray got dragged out,I decided to pick up saffron and place her on the bed concidering she fell asleep,she dragged me into the bed- I fell asleep too though-

Pov:Ray

Charmys alive...kinda? Either way- I have to go to bed,maybe tomorrow will be eventful for me,me and mighty split off from Vector and went to bed,I think Vector went to bed aswell,I can't stop thinking of the girl charmy was with though,she was pretty- what am I thinking- that's charmys girl! I stopped thinking about her and went to sleep

Oh so ur a writer?? Prove it. Drop the last sentence of ur wip in the tags

[whumpbby]

what if all the Robins were omegas. what if one was fighting Poison Ivy and she hit them w a contagious pollen that induced heat. what if every Robin went into heat at the same time? what would Batman do?

Now, you have no idea what nest of wild bees you just kicked:O I’ve woke up, read that ask and spend the day busy with thinking about that scenario and its possibilitiesTAT So many things depends on context! (I have, like, 20 contexts XD)

So, assuming the Robins are Dick, Jay, Tim and Damian (somehow in one place at the same time) and all of them are omegas - Bruce has a plan for that;] An enforced cell with a nest and a host of toys that will keep the boys satisfied until their hormones go back to normal. 

If the omegas need to be knotted to overcome the poison - well, there’s a thing in place for that, too. Bruce has a list of preferred partners for each of them that all parties agreed to - cape work is risky, you may need an emergency fuck more often than you may think and media rarely talks about that!XD  

Dick’s list is comprised of: Roy, Kalur and (shocking everyone) Clark, Babs and Kori, if they want to. Wally and Donna can do and hey, Gar is always fun! Basically, his list is long, because all of his exes and friends are willing to lend a hand;] (Bruce was the one to cross Midnighter off the list. with force.)

For Tim, it’s Kon or Steph with a strapon, nothing else will cut it, Bruce, if they’re not available, leave me to die. Bury me next to Jason so I can annoy him even after death.

Damian’s list (he only got to have his once he turned 17) is sealed and secret until absolutely necessary, father, though my superior genetics should make me immune to any pedestrian sex pollen Ivy can come up with.

Jason’s list - well, his list is a big middle finger. When his arm was twisted, he admitted that alright, Roy will do (Roy absolutely isn’t lording it over the other listers that he’s doubledipping;]). If he can’t be there, please contact Bizarro and instruct him to make a goddamn antidote!

NOW. If Bruce has to be the one to do it - it’s all planned out and clinical and yeah, it’s not clinical=_= 

B shots himself up with rut suppressants until his eyes water and goes to work. Dick is the first to go, becuase B needs him with his head clear asap - Dick is easy and open when it comes to sex and takes the knot with practiced ease. The whole thing is about comfort and bonding for him, and it’s not awkward afterwards, Dick knows that sometimes strange measures are necessary and chooses to take it as a bonding experience with his alpha (they will be arguing about something or the other soon enough).

Tim’s next and B needs Dick to hold his hand through it, becuase Timmy is small even as an adult and delicate in a way none of the others are. Tim’s introvert ways extend to sex and B has to go slow and careful with him, telegraph his intents five moves ahead and constantly make approving noises. It’s exhausting, but supremely rewarding when Tim finally slumps down into Dick’s arms to be cuddled and nuzzled.

Jason… is the one B has to mentally prepare for. Jay has to be fought down, even when the heat is making him dizzy and needy, and kept down, until his body overrules his mind and he can be mounted safely - B makes sure to be careful and quick, becuase Jason isn’t going to be happy about it already… even though there’s a part of him that wants to stall, to spend more time on that omega, becuase he has so very few chances to see him content and not have to fight him… his inner alpha treats Jay as carefully as possible, in hopes of making the pup understand he’s a part of the pack. The third time in a row means the knot holds for longer and B isn’t going to complain about that. 

Jason isn’t one to cuddle after sex - he falls alseep instantly, it’s very emotionally draining for him - but Dick is there with his octopus hugs anyway, soothing and purring, and he puts Tim on top of Jay to keep him in place;]  

That’s when Bruce can finally bring Damian in and put him into bed with the others, so the youngest omega can soak up all the comfort needed to carry him through the adolescent equivalent of heat.      

[melonoverlord]

And all 50 for Luna

Their age?

Just recently turned 25.

Their sexuality/sexual preference?

*Yakko voice* Girls

Any siblings/Only child?

Growing up, she was the youngest of many sisters in her family.

Their favourite season?

Summer. Everyone seems just a little bit happier in the summer than winter.

Who were/are their parents/guardians?

She doesn’t know her birth parents but was raised by her adopted mom up until she ran away from home the first time. For the most part though, her older sisters taught her everything she needed to know.

Their gender?

Female

Their date of birth?

Month 5, Day 27 (December 27)

What clothing style?

Black jeans with a red long sleeve shirt and silver vest is her usual dress, but when she doesn’t have to keep appearances, she walks around the Freedom Vessel in her duck onesie or harem-style pants and one of Nivviah’s many sweaters.

What is their favourite food after a break-up?

She’s never had a breakup and if she did break up with Nivviah she’d never get over it, but honestly she probably wouldn’t eat until Tam forced her at spoonpoint.

Their favourite thing to do after a break-up?

Go to Tam’s room and just hold him while he pats her hair and asks if she wants to make cookies

What happens in the ‘honeymoon phase’ for this character?

Want to have a meeting with the captain of the Freedom Vessel? Too bad, she’s in her room with Nivviah cuddling or reading together. The only time you’ll catch her alone is when she’s taking a shit so plan your calendar around her poo schedule.

How many serious relationships have they been in?

This is the first big relationship she’s been in and she’s very happy for it.

What is their nationality?

She doesn’t consider any planet her home as she’s been living on the Freedom Vessel most of her life. But if she had to pick a planet, it’d be Spanathosian

What languages do they speak?

Common, Theuthidan, Alternian, Mambian, and Helian.

What is their profession/Education?

Her adopted mother and older sisters taught her most of what she knows, and then Oberon filled it in with everything else she needed to learn, especially applicable skills like how to fight and fly.

Their favourite comfort food?

Is whiskey a comfort food? Otherwise Hawaiian Pizza.

What’s a food they hate?

Grapefruit. She can’t handle the smell or taste of it.

Their music taste?

She loves Tam’s music but also loves R&B and music that she can groove to in her office while she works.

Is there a story behind their name/meaning?

She’s not too sure, but she was told it was because the moon was the brightest it had ever been during her birth.

Something they do that seems childish to others?

When she’s not working, she’ll wear her duck onesie around the Freedom Vessel.

What is their all-time favourite TV show?

When Ciri and Val went to Scylla, she borrowed Ciri’s Stranger Things Box set and watched it with Nivviah and they both really enjoyed it.

What is their all-time favourite movie?

Ironically, Star Wars and Legally Blonde, though she’ll never let anyone know about the second one.

How big is their family?

At home, it was around two dozen of family members she grew up with, but now its about 16 people on the Freedom Vessel.

Are they close to anyone specific in the family?

She hates the family she came from, but loves the family she made on the Freedom Vessel, particularly her pseudo adopted dad Oberon and pseduo adopted brother and best friend Tam

Have they got any allergies?

She has a minor allergy to peppers, but it doesn’t stop her from eating jalapeno poppers

Are they an emotional person?

Yes, but she doesn’t show it unless she trusts you.

Do they get angry/lose their temper quickly?

She gets frustrated easily but usually keeps it under control until she’s alone. Unless you are mean to Nivviah, Tam, or any of her kids (ngl especially Castor), you will never see the light of day.

What are some of their guilty pleasures?

Drinking wine in her duck onesie, Falling alseep in a pile of Nivviah’s clothes, and bath bombs. So many bath bombs.

Do they have pets? Do they want pets?

No, she never really wanted to take care of a pet. Now she wouldn’t mind but thinks she should focus on the people in her life first.

Do they like kids? Do they want kids/have kids?

She likes kids, but since the tragedy with Val’s family, Polly and Castor, and Ravi and Crumb, she feels like she messes up any kid she comes across. She loves them all though.

Who’s cuddle buddy are they?

Tam and Nivviah’s.

Do they have any tattoos?

She used to have tattoos but they mostly faded out

Do they have any piercings?

She has earlobe piercings, but doesn’t really wear earrings anymore.

What is their hair colour? Is it their natural colour?

Right now her hair color is black which is her natural color, but she used to have it a different color.

Do they like musicals?

Hamilton is her jam and uses it to pump her up when she’s feeling like she can’t do anything.

Do they like marmite?

Its one of the only things she and Tam argue about. She actually finds it tasty.

Do they like glitter?

No, she’s seen too much glitter to last her a lifetime.

Do they believe in the supernatural?

She’s not a full on skeptic, but she’s more inclined to listen to logic than ghosts or demons. But she’s seen enough weird shit to not fully discredit it.

Have they ever seen a dead body?

Way too many. Some she’s killed, some she’s failed to save.

Have they ever had a near-death experience?

Too many to count. Most recently, she almost drowned.

Have they ever broken a bone?

When she was younger and sparring with Oberon, he didn’t realize how little she knew how to fight and accidentally knocked her back too hard and she broke her wrist.

What are they like when they’re drunk/what kind of drunk are they?

Sad drunk. You will see her get extra weepy

Have they ever drunk underage?

She’s been drinking pretty much since she started helping the Earth Rebellion at 19.

What is the first thing they do when they wake up?

Start working on documents and trying to find who needs saving next.

Do they consider themselves popular?

She thinks so? I mean she literally is the captain, but wishes that people didn’t think of her so highly as they do.

How do they like their tea/coffee?

She likes her tea with a ton of honey and likes her coffee with some whiskey thrown in.

What do they smell like?

Whiskey, Nivviah’s sweaters, and cinnamon sticks.

Are they a virgin?

Not for long ;)

Do they wear glasses/contacts?

No, but when she was younger loved stealing Tam’s reading glasses and saying “Wow, you can’t see shit when you read.”

Are they good at remembering significant dates? Anniversaries, birthdays etc?

She tries to remember important dates for everyone in the ship because she wants to be the best captain she can be and earn the respect she doesn’t think she deserves.

[riku-izanami]

9hrs of rough and savage impregnations later, the astoria agency (minus willow & kali) were hanging back in the dorms

Jaune: *face first on his bed*.....please tell me I'm done for the day....

Ren: Santa's Sperm bank was an all day even so you should be fine

Blake: besides...i think those women had enough of your seed to last them at least a week or 2

Nora: Right, So now all you have to do is rest up! We'll make sure you have no visiors

???: Are you sure?....i guess we can come back later

*everyone turns towards the door seeing 2 females, one blonde with blue eyes. The other dark skinned with red rimmed glass*

Jaune: Saphron! Terra! *he immediately zipped out of bed, bear hugging both*

Saphron: *laughing* good to see you too baby bro

Terra:..thank you jaune but...can you put me down *looking over to ren, blake, & nora* oh this must be your team

Ren: actually just nora *motions to the starry eyed red head* & myself are the present team members. Blake's part of our sister team

Saphron: doesn't matter *greets each person* its nice to meet you all. Keeping my baby bro outta trouble?

Nora: trouble?..HA...WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF TROUBLE...HAHA

Blake:...i think the llama incident would say other wise....

Saphron & terra: llama incident?

Ren:..nora here..

Jaune: *interrupting* hey sap...terra....where's adrian?

Saphron: *grinning* oh..you mean this little guy *pulls a sleeping adrian's stroller into the room*

Terra: *whispering* he's here but he fell alseep, so we should...

Nora: IS THAT A BABY?! I CALL FIRST DIBS ON HOLDING HIM!

Terra:...keep....quite

Ren: * facepalming* damn it nora

*the sleeping toddler starts to stir awake. Just before he's about cry about he spots something or some one he hasnt seen in a long time*

Adrian: UNCA AUN! *his tiny hands reach up making grabbing motions towards jaune*

Jaune: there he is! *he scoops him up as nora fell face first into the stroller*

*let's ignore them for a bit and focus on the sane party*

Blake: *dreamily*.......just like my novels

Saphron: yeah..it was hot....until we got caught hahaaaa....we're still not allowed back at that library

Terra: *deadpan* and who's fault is that

Saphron: oh dont act like you didnt like when i.....

*random grenade cartridge flies by*

Ren:*beet red* anyways, jaune never mention his nephew before

Saphron: seriously? He absolutely loves that little guy

Ren: i can tell, he's really keeping nora at bay because of him

Terra: indeed, those to can be very inseparable *smiling at jaune beating nora, rubbing her legs together*

Blake: *(why does it smell like.....nvm)* so terra...saphron....who provided the seed for

Saphron: adrian's seed father.....well.......

Nora: I CALLED DIB JAUNE JAUNE! DIBS!

Jaune: THAT MEANS NORHING TO ME WHEN IT'S ABOUT MY SON!

..............*glass shattering*.......

B/R/N: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!?????!!!!????

Adrian: *clueless but happily joining in* AAAAAAAAAAAA😃

*Sudden scene change the rec. room *

Saphron: *feeding adrian a pancake* and so jaune accepted responsibility as the donor. This isnt too much is it

Ren:....no...no...it...makes sense

Blake: *smiling lightly* jaune really has no limit to his kindness it seems

Nora: *steam raising from her head. She not touching her pancakes mind you*............

Saphron:....is she....

Ren: happens sometimes...she'll reset......eventually

Nora: *mumbles something in coherent before adrian crawls over to feed her a pancake*

Adrian: eecup *pushes in her mouth*

Ren: so...mrs. cotta arc..

Saphron: Saphron is fine

Ren: right....saphron why did terra & jaune ask us to leave the room?

Saphron:😈...she really brings out the animal in both of us...

Ren:.*stunned*...no...way.....*(...did...we...awaken something)*

Nora:.....(nora.exe stopped working i will solve this issue shortly)

Blake:.....*nosebleed*.....i gotta....go....*sprints off to the jnpr dorm*

*MEANWHILE, with jaune & terra*

Jaune: so...terra..you had something to....

Terra: d...d....do you like it

*if anyone saw the arc boy in that room. They would immediately assume it to be someone else because jaune had begun to act more aggressive and predatory towards terra. Just a she predicted*

Jaune: *inspecting terra up and down* so.....what's the occasion?

Terra:..s..s....saphron & i wanna have another baby....and...well...since....you fathered adrian...

Jaune: *shushes her with a finger to her lips*......that's not the only reason~

Terra: *gulps*...w....well...i...

Jaune: well... *slides his hand into her panties & rubs her core*.....I'm waiting

Terra: *stifling a moan*...i.....i saw you in those movies....and...that...livestream you had today...

Jaune: livestream?.....what...liv....oh that livestream.....*(not to self, find out about livestream)* and you want me to breed you too?

Terra: *moaning* yes~~

Jaune: all you had to do was ask~ *he pulls her closer*

Terra:....w..Wait! What is your teammates come back?

Jaune: they won't....

Terra: are you su....

Jaune:...they....won't.....*looks directly at Blake's form watching from the door* and if they do...they can get involved or stand there and watch

*back in the rec room*

Ren:...and you're completely ok with this?

Saphron: yeah, like i said jaune's honestly the best person i know for the job. To be honest i wouldn't mind sharing terra with him more often

Ren:....0///0....well....

Unfortunately we regret to inform you that nora.exe has exploded. There for the current presentation can not continue

(Phew...i think this might be the longest I've write for this au. For the terra & jaune relationship i took inspiration from "arc misadventures friends au series". I thought it was an interesting dynamic, with my own touch on it. As for why jaune acted differently....i have know idea.....maybe because they did this before or something.....

Nora should be fine.......

Blake got some valuable footage of a rare never before seen part of jaune & back breaking sex

And adrian......he's still trying to feed nora.

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Happy New Year

And R.I.P. Betty White

An Opportunity Has Arrive (Christmas Special)

Team RW_Y and Pyrrha setting up everything for the Christmas party.

Yang: So where is the rest of your team Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: They are organizing a toy charity event and a Christmas party for the children at Vale's orphanage. Jaune dresses up as Santa and Ren and Nora as elf’s.

Ruby: *Giggles* I bet they look dumb.

Weiss: Ruby! That's not nice. Regardless, it's good to see that they are giving back to the community. Maybe I should tell my family to help the cause.

Pyrrha: That would be great. By the way, where is blake?

Yang: Her mom is in town and they want to spend some time together. So we told her to leave this to us.

Meanwhile in one of the SDC buildings. *Private event*

Inside the building a line can be seen all the way to the entrance. There you can see Nora standing up guiding the ladies while Ren is sitting down taking the “Really Generous” Donations.

Nora: Ok ladies, stay in line. Soon it will be your turn. Don’t push each other and get ready to ask Santa what you want.

Ren: Thank you for your donation. Follow the line please

On the other end of the line, Blake can be seen holding them until the current customer is done "talking" to Santa.

Blake: *Dress like an elf* I remind you that if you are not looking to get pregnant and you are not on birth control, please take one of the condoms from the basket.

With Santa.

Jaune can be seen sitting in his red chair while willow hugs him from neck and jumping on his lap. His hands are under her Christmas dress grabbing her ass. cheeks.

Jaune: Willow… Fuck~ …This is the 5 time that I… Shit~ …that I see you in line.

Willow: Is for… *moan* Is for the children!~

She holds him tight and kiss him while still riding him.

Kail: *Also helping and dress like an elf* (Oh my!~ I thought it was a joke when she ask for a child as a Christmas present) Jaune, If you need a break let us know.

Jaune doesn’t hear her and in that moment he pull willow down hard and shoot his big load in her. You can even see some of it to come out.

Willow: *Climax* I getting pregnant!! I’m getting pregnant by Santa Arc!! Thank you Santa! Thank youuu!~

Kali: *Amaze by the amount of cum leaking from willow* (Fuck! Now I want another child) *She bites her lip and rub her thighs together*

Willow gets exhausted after her intense orgasm. She hugs Jaune and start kissing his neck non stop.

Jaune: Willow, I’m sorry but the rest are waiting.

Willow: *Being cute* Ok, but I’ll be back.

Jaune: And I’ll be here to give you your present.

Willow stand up and with her hand she covers her pussy to keeps all the arc cum inside.

Willow: *Kiss him on the cheek and leaves* I love you.

Jaune: *Blushing* What a woman. *Looks at kali* Who is next?

——————

Feliz Navidad! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Just wanted to write this for the holidays. I will do another one tomorrow related to opening presentes. You’ll see. So merry Christmas/ happy holidays. I hope you guys have and awesome times with your love ones. I’m getting drunk tonight! Adios!

[earthghoul-mp4]

Idk what am doing(Also Trigger warning !!Abuse, Self-harm mentions, Drug use and Self starvation!!)

Alright so context: These characters are the Alternate versions of two other characters which is why there reffered to as “Alter Siri, Alter Subaru, Alter Kou, Alter Rina, Alter Melon’ and ‘Alter Akai” Subaru, Kou and Melon are all vampires in theyre universe and all of the (except Alter Siri) are part of the Crimson rose’s mafia (I didnt come up with most of this stuff, This happened a while back when I had discord) Alter M(Melon) has been shown to have a crush on Alter R(Rina), Alter S and K(Subaru and Kou) are dating. No one really knows about Alter Siri. Alter A(Akai), Is a dick-head brother. He and Alter M are twins with her being the younger of the two. Alter A has always been abusive, physically and mentally. So Alter M’s trust issues and low esteem, stem from him. Alter M and Alter S, intentionally chose, not to bite Alter R or Alter K. (Even though both have been very adamant about them doing so-) Alter R is in fact a Demon- (Not really sure what kind though-) UHM- Oh yeah, Alter M and Alter A’s parents were murdered when they were very young and Alter A was thought to be dead as well. (WHICH HE WASNT) Alter R’s mother was killed by Alter R’s hand and Alter R’s sister also died. Alter S and Alter K have been trying to set up Alter M and Alter R because its painfully obvious they like each other. THE MAIN THINGS TO REMEMBER: Alter A is a dick, Alter M is SUPPOSED to feed off Alter R but refuses to do so, Alter S and Alter K are the chaotic duo of the four, and Alter Siri stays out of their bullshit at all costs. Alter M and Alter K both have ADHD

Alter R lay awake on her bed staring up the ceiling. The storm outside was making it pretty hard to sleep, so there wasn’t any point in trying. There was a quiet knock on her door and Alter R looks up to see Alter M  standing half-asleep in the doorway. “Cant sleep either, huh?” Alter M shook her head and walked over to Alter R. “Storms are always so pretty but they make too much noise..” Alter M  whines as she flops onto Alter R’s bed. “Sounds like you-” Alter R realized how that sounded, but apparently Alter M didn’t. “Nuh uh, I dont make nearly as much noise as Kou-chan, and Baru-chan” Alter R laughed a bit “I’ve always found that family dynamic you three have very interesting.” Alter M sits up “Whats that s’posed to mean?” Alter R smiled “It just means that you three never cease to confuse me, Especially you” Alter M folds her arms across her chest “What’s that supposed to mean?!” Alter R sighs “I just mean, Ive never understood you, Or any of you for that matter. I’m not good with people, and probably never will be” The storm outside seeed to die down some to the point where it was just rain and Alter M smiles. “What’s got you all smiley?” Alter M’s hands ball up into fists and shake a little “Hehe! The rain! Do you hear it?” The gentle pitter-patter of the rain on the roof had Alter M’s brain go nuts, and Alter R found it adorable “Yeah, I do. It is a nice sound, huh?” Alter M smiled widely and nodded happily. Alter R laughed “You find the strangest things amazing, Alter M” Alter M drew her face into an angry pout “Nuh-uh I dont.” Alter R looked at her skeptically “How many people do you know can go from crying to almost perfectly fine when given a frog plush?” Alter M didnt respond “Thats not fair! Buttons is the best comfort plushie!” Alter R laughed. Alter flopped backwards onto Alter R bed and turned over to face the wall. “Aw c’mon-” Alter shook her head “Nu!” Alter R took a minute to decide what to do. “Hmm...Hehe...” Alter R decided to pick up Alter M. It wasnt hard with how small Alter M is. “Put me dooown, meanie” Alter R sat Alter M in her lap “Better?” Alter M was not prepared for that “HHHHHH-” Alter R was kinda oblivious to Alter M’s crush on her since she felt like she didnt deserve to be loved so she hid her feelings for Alter M, and hoped they’d just go away. Alter M hid her face in the collar of her sweater “Thats not fair...” Alter R laughed a little “How?” Alter M turned away “Cuz!” “Pfft- “cuz” how?” Alter M flapped her arms quickly “Cuz because!” Alter R realized how tired Alter M looked “Hey...When’s the last time you slept?” Alter M didnt respond “Alter M...” Alter M shrugged “I dunno...two..three days ago?” Alter R sighed “Its not my fault! Trying to sleep is hard” Alter R knew how that was. There were countless nights where she couldn’t sleep at all even if she tried. “When’s the ast time you had any water?” Alter M drew a black once again “Alter M!” Alter  pulled her collar further over her face “I’m sorry!” Alter R sighs “Stay here, alright?” Alter M nodded. Alter R got up and walked down to the kitchen. “I shouldn’t be so hard on her, Its not her fault...But she’ll keep doing if someone doesn’t tell her other wise” Alter R sweared under her breath and folded her arms on the counter “Ri-chan...?” Alter R forgot Subarus and Kou’s room was down the hall from the kitchen “Hey Subaru..” Alter S walked over to her “You okay?” Alter R nodded “Yeah I’m fine, its super early though. You should get back to sleep.” Alter S just looked at her. “Yo hear yourself right? I should sleep? Whens the last time you had a full 8 hours of sleep, huh?” There wasnt an answer “Thats what I thought. Now what been keeping you up at night? Somethings bound to be wrong if you’re the one distraught” Alter R walked over to the fridge to get some waters “No ones distraught, alright?” Alter S knew better than that. “Then why is it that every night this week, without fail, You’ve been up in the middle of the night....For what?” Alter clenched her fist around one of the waters “For the last time...Its nothing!” Alter S let it go this time. “Just take of yourself, alright?” Alter R nodded and headed back upstairs. Alter S sighed and got a cup of ramen “She’s the one who worries me...She stretches herself thin for everyone else and just acts like she’s fine. I just wish she didnt keep everything bottled up. Both of them! Her and Mel-chan” 

Alter M had fallen asleep on the end of Alter R’s bed “I didn’t tell her she had to stay awake..” Alter R picked up her phone to check the time “Damn...Its already three- thirty..” Alter R threw one her extra blankets over Alter M. Alter just curled up underneath of it, “pfft- That’s not how you use a blanket” Alter M picked up her head “Hm...?” Alter M sat up sleepily and looked at her. “Nothing, Nothing. I didnt say anything” Alter M hugged Alter R “Oh- ok...?” Alter R was never really one for physical affection, shes only ever really let Alter M hug her, any physical contact really. “Hey...You can let go now..” Alter M only hugged her tighter and Alter R realized she had fallen asleep. “Ah...Jeez...” Alter R was too tired at this point to care, so  she just laid own with Alter M still hugging her. Around seven or so Kou came around to check on Alter R since she’s usually up by then. “Awww!” Alter R had held onto Alter M the whole night. Its not uncommon for Alter M to e hugging something especially when she’s asleep. Its more uncommon to see Alter R hugging anyone for long periods of time. “I dont think either of them have actually, slept, in a while” Kou walked off leaving Alter R and Alter M to sleep. Kou went to go get Subaru who had ultimately fallen alseep on the couch “Oiiii! Subaru.” Subaru rolled over off the couch “AGH- Shit!” Kou kicked him “SHHH- Ri-chan and Mel-chan are still sleeping” Subaru punched him “B!tch” Kou gasped dramatically “Ooo Ouch what a burn” Subaru just looked at him. Alter R stared down at them from the top of the stairs. They both knew they fucked up, Alter M appeared behind her looking half dead. “Im going back to bed...” Alter M turned on her heel and walked down to her room.  “Wait yall two was in the same room???” Alter R walked down the stairs “Uhm...Yeah?” Alter S nodded “Mhm...” Alter R just gave him a confused look and went to get a coffee “And your still sure you dont have feelings for her?” Not many things can catch Rina off guard...This however, Caught her very off-guard “Yes I’m sure!” Alter S and Alter K gave her a look like “Uh huh” “Yeah well your face just about as red as your eyes” Rina threw a spoon at him “You shut your mouth!” They both started laughing and Rina just sipped her coffee “I’m gonna kill you both in your sleep...” Alter M stomped out of room “If y’all don’t shut the fuck up, I will burn all of your clothes” Everyone just looked at her “Let this be a godammned warning” Rina just kinda looked at her “Uhm- Okay then...” “Kinda saw that oe coming she’s always pissed off about something- Its just easier to piss hernoff if shes tired” Alter M threw her shoe at him “Ya damn right” Rina laughed and so did Kou “Thats not funny that hurt!” Melon went to grab a redbull but Rina stopped her. “Eh?” Rina looked her dead in the eyes and just told her “No” Melon just kinda looked at her “Fine” and went to go sit down. Rina grabbed her wrist “Subaru, Kou...Out. Now” Subaru and Kou knew something was boutta happen but when Rina said something ya best listen. Both of them left the room. “What?” Rina leaned back against the counter “....” Melon was throughly confused “What did I do??” Rina looked up from her mug “Whens the last time you ate anything?” Melon looked away “That requires an answer...” Melon refused to meet Rina’s eyes “Alter M...” Melon simply walked outside and into the woods Rina followed her but from a distance. “Maybe she just need some air...?” Melon sat down in the middle of a clearing and just stayed there

                        (End of part one cuz Im Lazy \(030)/)

What should happen next???

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19 Indispensable Toddler Bedtime Products For An Easier Night

Does toddler bedtime entail whining, getting out of bed and not falling asleep? If so, don't miss this list of helpful tools for nighttime toddler issues.

We hope you enjoy the products we recommend!  This post may contain affiliate links. That means we get a portion of the commission if you click through and make a purchase, but you don't pay a cent more. Thank you for supporting our small business as we strive to help you rock mom life! It happened again. Our toddler took forever to go to sleep. She whined, she was hungry, she came out of her room to go potty. "I'm not tired," she moped. Meanwhile, I pulled my hair out after pausing the Mandalorian for the 73rd time. "Why do we even TRY to watch shows?" The next morning of course, they're a grouch because they didn't get enough sleep, to which I think, "well if you'd just GO TO BED you wouldn't have that problem." But I don't say it outloud, to her anyway. Maybe just to Hubby. RELATED: 15 TODDLER ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS THAT WILL HELP ON THE CHANGING TABLE

Let's face it, toddlers have sleep issues.

If it's not difficulty falling asleep, it's getting up in the middle of the night, or her rising so early in the morning I feel like I didn't sleep at all. Now with our third daughter into toddlerhood, we've developed a system for our toddler bedtime routine and found some amazing products that help make it routine so much easier. Though we do have an off day here and there, the nights of struggle happen much less often. However, said daughter number three is close to moving from crib to toddler bed, so we'll have to freshen up on all our tricks again soon. Below you'll find my favorite tools that have helped our toddlers get the best night sleep possible. Some of these have become treasured parts of our routine. I'd love to hear which ones you use, or what you do differently! Plus, you can get my free tips on helping toddlers to be more polite, called "8 Keys To Teaching Kids To Say Please And Thank You," which you can find here: SEND ME THE 8 KEYS

I don't recommend character toothbrushes, but the dentist keeps undermining me and giving them to my kids! LOL.

19 Indispensable Toddler Bedtime Products For An Easier Night

Toddler Bedtime Necessities 1- Favorite Blanket: Our middle daughter's obsession with Moana peaked around the time she needed a blanket for her bed, so we got this one. Prior to that we mostly used sleep sacks and she had a hand-me-down tiny Minion blanket. Older sis has a fuzzy fleece Frozen blanket so we got the Moana lover a character blanket too, which she loves snuggling up into at night. (The blanket we got is a bit large for a toddler and the edges fell apart, so I would recommend a smaller one like this instead) 2- Lovey or Favorite Stuffed Animal: our oldest was obsessed with her Bunnies By The Bay Bye Bye Bunny (that's a lot of B's). The other two have a bear and a sheep, and aren't very attached to them. Our oldest's bunny love may be due to our strategy to give it to her around age 1 when we moved from Washington state to Virginia. We used it to ensure she had something familiar to sleep with throughout the transition. 3- Cozy Pajamas- Have you reached the point when your toddler can unzip their footie pajamas and ends up half naked in the morning? Or worse, has taken off their diaper and you're stuck with the clean up? They've probably graduated to pajama sets, which are less enticing and easier for diaper changes. 4- Lotion- Our littles have dealt with eczema, though it appears to be getting a bit better with age. Our pediatrician recently recommended this Aveeno Baby Eczema Therapy Nighttime Balm, and we are liking the results at toddler bedtime!

5- Mattress Pad- This will save you a headache during night potty training, and your mattress isn't ruined by a nighttime accident. RELATED: HOW TO KNOW WHEN TO DROP TODDLER NAPS: 6 SIGNS 6- Character Themed Sheets- Who's your little one's favorite character? Odds are, Amazon has a sheet set with that character on it. We have these Moana sheets for our twin-size trundle bed. 7- Pool Noodle- You can help prevent your toddler from falling out of bed by sticking a pool noodle up under the sheet at the edge of the bed. The Dollar store is the cheapest I've seen them, or you might even have some laying around from last summer. 8- Pillow- Our kids each graduated from plain mattress to pillow when they were around age one and had a cold. I chose ones that were fairly flat and soft, since their heads were still little and they didn't need much lift. The pillows helped them sleep, and we've never looked back. 9- Door Monkey- Sometimes toddlers (like ours) sneak out of their rooms at night and come looking for Mommy. We've used two strategies to prevent this: Turning the door handle around so the lock is on the outside, and The Door Monkey, which is a plastic tool to keep the door closed almost all the way. The Door Monkey leaves the door open a crack, and it's still easy to open for older kids and adults. So handy when the kids just won't stay in their rooms! RELATED: WE'RE TRYING QUIET TIME AGAIN AFTER QUITTING...

Toddler Bathroom & Bath Time Tips

We don't do baths every night, but it seems like when we do bath night, the kids fall alseep more quickly and easily. It relaxes them and gets them in the bed-time mentality. Hmm, maybe we should do baths every night after all... 10- Non- Character Toothbrushes- Though I do love character-themed sheets and blankets, we learned the hard way not to do Princess or Tinkerbell toothbrushes. When someone gets sick and we have to toss a toothbrush, it's much less crushing to throw out a purple one than to through out Tink herself. Sometimes the dentist foils us with more princess ones, but we try to avoid them. 11- Bath Toys- you can get cute Nemo squirty toys, or you can use plastic cups you got from burger king. Kids can make their own fun in the tub with the simplest of items.

12- Toddler-sized Bath Towel- If you want to see the most adorable unicodrn bath towel of all time, check this one out. And it's not only cute, it's SO soft. Our youngest outgrew her baby-sized hooded towel long before we got around to getting her a new one. When we finally did I was super pleased with our choice. The other sisters wish they had this one too! If you're looking for a way to help your toddler be more polite, don't miss my free download "8 Keys To Teaching Kids To Say Please And Thank You." You can get it here: SEND ME THE 8 KEYS

Books

Like many families, we do story time before bed. A fun story helps kids relax, enter the world of creativity, and hopefully forget the worries of the day. Here are some of our favorites: 13- Anything by Sandra Boynton such as Blue Hat, Green Hat.14- Karen Katz lift the flap books 15- My Heart Is Like A Zoo by Michael Hall 16- Goodnight Gorilla by Peggy Rathmann

Accessories

17- White Noise Machine- In our last house, the older girls' room was right off the living room. We had never used a white noise machine before, but we needed one desperately. Once we got one, the kids slept much more soundly. It really drowned out the noises from the rest of the house, so I'm a huge fan of them now. We try to take one on trips, or use a phone app. An app isn't practical at home so we have a plug-in one for their rooms. They're great for naptime too! RELATED: HOW TO UNDO 7 COMMON NAPPING MISTAKES 18- Night Light- Our kids fall asleep more easily if they have a bit of light in the room. We've used ones from Walmart, special character ones, and the diffuser acts as a night light as well. 19- Diffuser and Essential Oils- I love essential oils so we have diffusers for the kids. I usually use Lavender because it is so relaxing. I don't put it in every night, but they use it for a night light even if there's no oil inside. My kids love the changing color setting.

Putting Sleep-Deprivation To Bed

Eventually we'll recover from the sleep-deprivation of raising kids (so I'm told) but in the mean time, we try our best to make toddler bedtime fun, relaxing and easy! Which of these items do you use? What did I miss that you can't live without?

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