#I NEED MORR

[arachine]

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HOW FUCKING LONG IVE BEEN FIENDING FOR THIS FUCKING FIC LIKE IVE SPENT SECONDS MINUTES DAYS WEEKS MONTHS YEARS DECADES DAYDREAMING ABOUT THIS SHIT IT WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT ON THE TOILET IN THE SHOWER IN BED IN SCHOOL AND NOW IM GONNA BE SO INSUFFERABLE OH MY GODDDDDDJEJJSJNSSJ

thinkin’ about bbf!charlie who uses any and every excuse under the sun to run into you when he’s over the house.

you’d call for your brother to hand you a towel from the shower, and your brother, ever the naive one, thinks nothing of it when charlie so eagerly offers to run it to you. thinks it’s just him being nice, brotherly.

he couldn’t be more wrong. you’d think after years of friendship, years of being attached at the hip, your brother would know everything there is to know about charlie.

but no, he doesn’t. he doesn’t know what charlie does when he’s home alone with just his fist and his imagination. and he doesn’t know who he’s thinking about when he’s got his hands stuffed down his pants, or even whose name he repeats like a mantra—over and over and over again—when he finishes all over himself for the nth time that night.

doesn’t even know that his best friend likes to watch you…doesn’t even know that he’s doing it right now. but he’s got your towel, though. and all he has to do is just accidentally stumble in. just accidentally not hear you when you say you’re indecent. yeah, some best friend he is.

lexi you're actually killijggemememeemem pleasseeee, the charlie renaissance starts now fr, we r about to be the leaders

°͙˒ ⊹ 𝐛𝐛𝐟!𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𖠵 ˖ ࣪

꒰ pairing: charlie walker x fem!reader ꒱

𓂅`˒ warning(s): male masturbation, charlie is lowkey delusional but me too, dirty talk to 'you' but you're not there but plot twist u actually are! (just read this plz.), he whimpers and he tears up 🤝

꒰ overview: charlie knows he shouldn’t be doing this, he's downright pathetic and he's well aware of it, but when he finally catches a moment to steal your panties—well, no point in stopping now, right? ꒱

he’s vile, he has to be—no normal person steals panties from his own bestfriends sister, he’s absolutely pathetic, and yet, he can’t seem to stop. he thinks he’s just too desperate, delusional. he’s sure you’re only so kind to him because he’s your brothers bestfriend, that’s it.

but, you gaze at him longer than one could consider normal, and maybe he is a bit off the hinges, but he can’t be wrong to think you want him, right? nonetheless, he knows he’s perverted for stealing your underwear, and he’s even more sick for breathing in the scent like a starved man, but it’s really, really hard not to.

and when he ‘’accidentally’’ walks in on you when you’re indecent, you act like you expected it—which is impossible, because how would you even know? has he really underestimated just how much you’ve found out about him and his dirty endeavors? (surprise, you have.) and you’ve decided it’s time you switch your roles.

he really decided to risk his own skin and steal your panties once more, and he’s sure he has some type of special spot in hell for stroking his dick in his bestfriends bathroom, like, he really does—but it feels so, so good. the fabric is rubbing deliciously over his cock, and he’s doing this slow fast pattern that leaves literal goosebumps in his goddamn feet.

he can feel he’s about to leave a rather loud noise if he continues, and he doesn’t want to stop because, well he stole a fresh pair and how could he ever, let your panties go to waste? so, he bites his fist and whimpers into his hand instead—god, the things he’d do to be able to touch you, your tits, your ass. he would eat your pussy like it’s the last on earth, he knows he’d be messy but he’s also sure you’d help guide him, tug him by his hair maybe, or even tell him how he’s a good boy.

and, oh fuck, if he goes at this rate he’s going to release all over your panties, smearing them and covering them in his cum. if he were actually paying attention to the sounds outside of the bathroom he’s currently hiding in, then maybe he would’ve noticed how the door opened just the slightest bit, and maybe he’d notice how you were peeking, and how your mouth was open and your pussy was absolutely pulsing at the sight of charlie tugging on his cock with your panties.

‘’oh, oh fuck, fuck yes baby—please—more, nghh.’’ and he’s certain he’s fucked now, there’s absolutely no way you didn’t hear him whimper your name like a pathetic bitch, he’s stroking himself so quickly he’s genuinely afraid he’s gonna hurt himself—but you’re like an addiction, he needs more and more and more. a few more strokes and he’s spurting his cum on your panties, and you feel yourself gasp a bit at the sight, he releases the loudest groan before he does it, and truly, it’s a sight for sore eyes (and ears.)

your heart is beating so quickly you’re afraid even he’ll hear it. you notice he’s about to get up and quickly leave, but in the moment of things you forget to close the fucking door, and charlie may be sometimes dense, but he’s not that stupid. he notices, and he knows it was you, he just does—your brother would probably beat the shit out of him if he found out what his bestfriend thinks about his sister, so the only other choice is you. and he, like the sick bastard he is, feels and finds himself smiling at the thought—maybe he wasn’t as delusional as he thought after all.

@ vulturni 2023

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038

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au where ianto survived coe and teamed up with john to chase after jack and gwen in miracle day and somehow (john's fault) ended up breaking the law in la

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IMAGINE THE VISION

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