#I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTT

[chocolate-milk-fanfics]

I’m so sorry y’all. this may be random but does anybody else, that was in the undertale fandom back when it was at like it’s peak, remember that one AU, or whatever, that somebody made on this app where sans is aware that frisk is being controlled by like Chara or the player? And sans ends up killing frisk, or frisk kills themselves, during the genocide route? And like Sans is distraught and hold Frisk’s bleeding body as they like slowly die but sans doesn’t want frisk to die so he absorbs frisk’s soul until they can find a proper body for them and by absorbing frisk’s soul he basically becomes pregnant with frisk. And like obviously it was like an echo belly and it was see-through and shit. And then like they had other little comics with frisk and sans being like this cute father child duo. Going through life and like I’m pretty sure frisk had PTSD from the routes so sometimes they just start crying or having panic attacks and stuff. I think sans was also Bara as well because he was huge compared to frisk.

Cause it’s all that’s been in my head for this past week and I cannot find it anywhere😭😭😭

[seoinquk]

ha yoonkyung lead actress next pls 🙏

[sphylor]

i dont understand fashionnnnnnnn

[syn-odics]

the fact that molly of geography I knew a woman doesn't have genius lyrics yet is a crime

[barrymccaulkinem]

omfg i think i softlocked luigis mansion bc i wanted to catch the last boo before picking up the last key and now the key is gone >:(

[mixtapedoh]

hi hi this isn’t a request, more of a “i do not have anyone else to scream about this with” BUT ANYWAYSS, idk if you listen to keshi but i was listening to Soft Spot on repeat and I cannot get woozi out of my mind send help. might have to start writing for svt at this rate. anyways back to studying for midterms i go, hope you’ve been well olive!

NOT A REQUEST BUT I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF BECAUSE FUCK YEAH YOU GET ITTTTTTTTTTTT.

also, hi jen <3 how are you <3 i have been habitually away from tumblr and that is my fault because i saw this like two weeks ago and was going to listen to the song you sent and then. simply did not. forgive me, forgive me, i am unworthy of such correct headcanons and vibechecks, but thank you for sharing them regardless.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ꜱᴘᴏᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ .⭒˚.⋆˙⭒.✮

.⭒˚.⋆˙⭒.✮

"so i was just talking to hoshi—" you opened the door to your apartment and set down your keys, tugging off your shoes and already mid conversation, as had become your habit, after moving in with jihoon. you paused for a half second, just long enough to wrestle off your other shoe, and from somewhere deep in the apartment, you heard jihoon's wordless sound of interest. i'm listening. "—and he is somehow under the impression that we are going clubbing with him and the others this friday."

you walked into into the main room, your steps soft and meandering, where jihoon sat on the couch, his guitar next to him and a notebook resting on his lap. he had a pencil twirling in his fingers, and when you caught his eye and asked, "do you know anything about that?" he looked down and pretended to write something.

"yeah, i told him we'd both go." his voice did it's best to feign casual disinterest.

"you told him? you??" the surprise in your voice was giddy and sweet, bubbling like a can of coke just popped, carbonation fizzing.

jihoon still didn't meet your gaze. "you've been saying you need an excuse to wear that new outfit you bought a month ago... and we're spending that night together anyway. i knew you didn't have any scheduling conflicts." he was mumbling this last bit, and the erratic twirling of his pencil did little to hide his nervousness. "two birds, one stone."

you had the buoyancy to laugh, warm as the late afternoon sun coming in through the window. "woozi. you hate clubbing."

he had to look at you, this time. if only to see how your face would melt further into affection and tender admiration. not that he was somehow any better — all the attention made his complexion rosy, and for the life of him, he couldn't wipe off this stupid grin. "but i love you."

"ji!!" the whole of you spun into a whirlwind of motion as the lovesickness hit you square in the chest. you covered your face in embarrassment, and when jihoon laughed, it only brought you somehow closer, now standing above him, your legs brushing the front of the couch. "you can't say that! makes me blush... makes me all stupid in love."

he managed to capture your pinky with his. "it's a good look on you."

you swatted his chest with your free hand, and jihoon pulled you closer, sitting you on his thighs and kissing you deeply. you intertwined your fingers with his, and after breaking away, kiss both of his cheeks. twice. for all that jihoon loves to claim he doesn't understand romance and doesn't believe in all the mushy stuff, he certainly always tries to get it right with you.

you kiss his neck, and jihoon sighs your name contentedly. you smile against his skin before pulling away to ask, "are you really gonna give up our inuyasha rerun night for clubbing with hoshi?"

his face contorts into a playful grimace, and you can't help but laugh at the expression. "that's when loving you becomes the operating part of my promise."

.⭒˚.⋆˙⭒.✮

[nouverx]

Please tell me you'll make a follow up to that Alastor/Rosie comic.

I want to see them have an extremely drunk fist fight and make up afterwards.

I *need* itttttttttttt.

(Obviously no pressure, do it only if you want to)

Hello! Well I don't really want to make a follow up to that comic I have more ideas to work on + I genuinely don't know how to continue it I thought it was pretty complete? I didn't even think of a follow up when I made it so.

Tho just for clarification, they were not going to fight! They got their demon form out of anger, but not for an actual physical fight. Alastor didn't have any counterpoint after Rosie's "yes, and?". That's why he calmed down and understood that this was going to turn into a conversation about feelings (which he hates) and paused it to get some alcohol first ahah.

The end is pretty open for anyone's interpretation so ofc if you want them to have a fist fight go on buddy, but I'd see them sit down and have a long conversation about feelings, and that's not interesting to draw for me ahah. If you want to imagine what the rest of the conversation would be, feel free to write a fic inspired by my comic tho!

And if you'd really like my take on it, here's an attempt dialogue under the cut:

"- Al.

- Rosie.

- You know that I don't need any man in my life right? You included.

- Hmhm.

- I just keep around the ones who's company I enjoy. But as soon as I get tired of them, or they do me wrong, I'll throw them away, no second thought and no remorse. You included.

- Hmhm. I know. Same for me.

- I threw my husband away because I didn't like his behavior and I don't regret it because I never needed him in my life in the first place. Sounds fair to you?

- Hmhm.

- THEN WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH HIM??

- I'M NOT SIDING WITH HIM!! I just don't understand how you can think so highly of me!! It's the same for me, I don't NEED anyone, I don't care about you or anyone else down here, and you just threw away the one person who genuinely loves you, over ME, the actual douchebag who doesn't care about anyone. How does that make any sense?!

- I don't care if you don't genuinely like me. I do like you, and I don't expect you to return it for me. I just like your company so I keep you around. It's that simple.

- I still don't understand.

- You don't have to. You just have to accept it."

And I think that would be the end of the conversation and they'd move on. Alastor ends up not thinking much about it since he can't yet grasp her logic, but maybe in a few more decades he'll get it!

[squarebracketsmileyface]

The gender exploration fic officially has a name now :D

It's gonna be "My Girl, My Girl, My Girl (You Will Be)" because Tim's Girl, Jay Will/could Be (eventually, they're working towards it slowly 💀) or just MGx3 (cos MG times 3 lol) for short because that's a bit of a long name and I really can't be bothered to write it out a bunch of times all the time but yay :D

I'm planning out the plot outline and chapters at the moment, which is going vaguely well, tho I'm trying to keep some kinda storyline behind it as well as it just showing what Tim and Jay get up to in their free time through August to December (cough cough their sex life through that time period). Figuring out how to keep the MH side of the story rolling is a bit tricky, because looking at the actual, irl entries, not a lot actually happens in those four months 💀

Like, Tim and Jay fight over that tape and stop working together. Jay tries to attack Tim in his home and gets ziptied. Tim goes to Benedict hall and hoody helps Jay escape. Jay goes to Benedict hall. And then it's entry 80 and Jay's dying.

Like. So little happens across all the entries uploaded, but I don't want to give them much less time and just have it that the entries were uploaded really spaced apart after the events in them happened all at once, because I wanna write a whole bunch of smut for them lol. I gotta give Jam an excuse to not just go straight to Benedict hall pretty much immediately, because like, currently? What's stopping them? Literally nothing. They could go there halfway through August and still be as well prepared for it as they were in actual MH.

They probably did go earlier than the entries were posted in irl MH didn't they lol. But I need them to have those four months to be all happy couple together, I need itttttttttttt. I also need them to have those four months so Tim can learn a bit about IIAB and knock some sense into Jay's dumb little "woe is me I am nothing but the victim" brain and set him on the road to realising that what he did was very not okay even if he genuinely thought he was in the right/doing that Alex wanted him to do even at the sacrifice of his own comfort.

COS THAT'S A THING TOO, so much of Jay's pushiness and all that in IIAB came from a place of him genuinely thinking he was doing something for Alex rather than subjecting him to it.

It feels like such a fine balance to make sure Jay isn't irredeemable. He's not malicious with anything, he's just scared of losing people by not giving them what they want, and scared of not knowing what to do to not lose someone new.

Was it stupid for him to try the choking thing with Tim when the first time he tried it caused the breakdown of his and Alex's fwb relationship? Yes. It was so fucking stupid. But Jay was scared and hey either it was going to be fine, or it'd drive Tim away rather than letting him be the one to leave and Jay was still rather in the mindset of thinking Tim would leave him at some point and he couldn't stand the thought of that. It'd be much less painful if he drove Tim away.

He still kinda thinks that honestly.

Doing that kinda thing to get what he wanted from Alex had worked and been 'fine' every time up until Jay actually put himself in harms way with it. So like, he didn't exactly put two and two together while he was freaking out a bit with Tim.

Also with how it went with Alex that last time, Jay was still vehemently ignoring that he was even somewhat at fault for that fwb relationship ending. Sure he knew he'd done something wrong, but he refused to figure out exactly what and actually think about what that meant for himself. Alex never told him what he did so it was a lot easier to blame Alex and hate him rather than actually look at himself and his actions. It was also easier to think of it more as Amy taking Alex away from him, or poisoning Alex against him than to think that he was actually the reason for Alex finally telling him to fuck off.

No one wants to think they've done that. No one wants to think maybe they pushed for something someone doesn't want to do a little too hard, and really really hurt that person who they care about deeply.

Then there's the whole thing that a lot of what Jay did in uni, he also wasn't super comfy with? He was just so completely convinced it was what Alex wanted because of all their previous interactions. Then he got it so in his head that when Alex said he *didn't* Jay just couldn't wrap his head around it and assumed Alex was making *himself* uncomfy in order to try and cater to Jay's crush on him, and Jay much preferred being uncomfortable himself than making Alex uncomfortable.

And that's what he saw it as. He saw it as him sacrificing his own comfort for Alex's a lot of the time. Like, yes. He enjoyed the rougher sex and all that and they had a lot of times that I haven't actually specifically written where they just had fun with it and enjoyed it a hell of a lot. Most of their uni relationship wasn't bad. Most of their uni relationship was just kinda fine. Not great, neither of them were completely happy with it, but it wasn't the level of toxic that it could be all the time.

[sleepy-seal]

Welcome back to another week of: TMAGP & Treats!

This week's treat: Blood Lemon Poundcake

A fitting name for the subject of the 4th episode. Ingredients were baking mix, water, one egg, and melted butter.

And without further ado, here is my notes and thoughts that I have for this episode:

- started preheating the oven to 350 degrees

- i'll be using baking mix this time so the quality may not be the greatest

- SAM BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

- ACCESSING RESTRICTED FILES????? STOP PLEASE THAT'S WHAT THE NARRATIVE WANTS

- ahhhhh "the magnus protocol" it all makes sense

- I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTT AGUSTUS WOULD FINALLY TALK IN THIS

- ALSO WAIT WHO THE FUCK IS AGUSTUS

- PETER LUKAS?????????,

- WAIT JONAH

- JONAH JONAH JONAH JONAH

- is this a will?

- violin violin violin

- OH THANK GOD WE HAVE EGGS I WAS WORRIED THEY DIDN'T BUY ANY

- UH OHHHHHHHHH

- WEEWOO WEEWOO WE HAVE A MURDER LETTER MURDER UP AHEAD I CAN FEEL IT

- i'm gonna be honest i wish i sifted the baking mix beforehand so maybe there would be less lumps in it

- you don't control me

- batter is pretty stiff so i'll shovel it into the pan and put it iDEATH???????

- DUDE WHAT???????

- OH MY GOD

- OH HE'S FUCKING DEAD

- OH HE'S FUCKING DEAD TOO

- what is it with these people and describing their life stories to strangers

- put in the pound cake for 40 minutes! should be enough time to listen And relisten if needed

- OUCH OUCH OUCH

- pain violin. violin that bites you and hates you so so much

- thank you so much agustus we really needed a symphonic performance

- violin wants blood mmmmm yummy yummy yum

- I KNEWWW ITTTTTTTTTT

- VIOLIN NEEDS BLOOD

- KILL MAIM DESTROY VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE

- ohhhh so the violin makes you kill other people by music alone

- HEY LENA????? WHAT DID YOU DO

- GWEN WHAT DID YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

- GWEN

- GWENN

- GWEENNNNNNNNNN

OKAY FINAL THOUGHTS:

one:

i was so right in my assumption that agustus would start speaking in this episode. i was surprised though with the fact that it was not elias' voice actor this time. for a bit i was convinced that it might've been peter lukas for a little bit, but it didn't make sense at the moment. it then hit me in a moment of brilliance and subsequent horror that it was most likely jonah's voice. not elias' voice, jonah's. it also fits well with the usual magpod formula. jon/martin usually read more statements, with jonah/elias occasionally reading something of his own, likely something very old and historic. very fun, i like it.

two:

Guys I Am So Worried For Sam. he is poking into places he shouldn't already, and it's only been the 4th episode. we've all seen someone who keeps digging further than they're meant to, and we've seen what happens to them. nothing good. it's a good thing that alice is trying to dissuade sam from prying further. i trust her when she says that he should stay out of it and stop looking into the magnus institute and "the protocol". as the saying goes, canaries should stay above ground.

three:

what was in that video holy shit???????? what did gwen see???? i'm having a hard time wrapping my head around what might've happened. whatever it was, it was enough to put gwendolyn off. possibly something violent, maybe even worse? it sounds like, what Did happen, either involved lena trying to hurt klaus, or hurting someone else. maybe she was even trying to destroy something else, something that would disturb ms. bouchard. and what was that about klaus disappearing again? who is klaus? just some food for thought to chew on until all is revealed later.

it just dawned on me that the video may be correlated with what lena said in ep 1. "Unfortunately, I know what climbing this particular ladder entails, and you don’t have what it takes." perhaps this is tied to the video. maybe what she had to do was much uglier and grim than expected.

four:

lastly, and the most important thing i feel is, i have a feeling our good pals chester, norris, and agustus have a bigger hand on things than i initially thought. i'm sure people have said this already (which i have yet to see), however i feel like people have a point in saying that freddie is doing things on purpose. even colin said that the computer was doing things On Purpose. it might be a little crazy but hear me out.

with the security notification, it's a weird thing that it got directed to alice and not the IT guy, right? well, what if the programs intentionally redirected the notification to alice and not colin? i'm sure that chester and norris are familiar with someone going down a rabbit hole and went too deep to turn back. i think they might have sent it to alice because they want sam to stop looking, and he needs to hear it from someone he trusted.

another thing that points to me believing that freddie may be more in the know than we initially thought is the video sent to gwen at the end. but the real reason i have is not if they're doing it, but why. why would they send her this video? what kind of message are they trying to send? could it be that they're trying to warn her? that lena kelly is not someone to be trusted? or maybe they're giving her an answer to a question she had in her head, the reason as to why she hasn't been promoted yet and still the subordinate of mrs. kelly. or maybe, just maybe, they're telling her what it takes for her to get what she wants. maybe it's giving her the key to a position she's wanted for years.

overall, this episode is very good and got my thinking cap on real good. the blood lemon poundcake was also a real treat. have a good day, cheers!

[ace-of-flame]

some folks don’t get itttttttttttt art is not definable. there is no definition you can give that includes all art and excludes all non-art. art can require years of study and practice or art could just be beating the shit out of a paint can. art can be a fruit taped to the wall. art can be a performance. art is our answer to the urge to create and art is life and art doesn’t need anyone’s approval to be art. art is something i saw by the side of the road once. art is a quiet tragedy with a single mourner. art is a frenzy and art is a rainstorm and maybe i’m getting a little off track here but the point is art is what you make it.

[01zfan]

"when i get my hands on shotaro's scans" man, when i get my hands on SHOTARO!!

-🪨🐯🦌

NO YOU GET ITTTTTTTTTTTT...i need to eat him and then have him eat me...

[hoonieyun]

chocobi baby

pairing: idol!haechan x streamer!reader

genre: fluff ,,,,, fluuuuuff

plot: you’re a popular streamer and haechan is obsessed with chocobi, thats it

warning: nothing

notes: haechan’s chocobi obsession is so cute i cant take itttttttttttt

includes: just haechan and mentions of dreamies

words: 443

“thank you everyone!” you were saying your goodbyes and reading chat for the last time before you logged off your stream. “today has been so fun! but i need to get off for today, i’m a little tired and i-” in the middle of your sentence haechan walks into your room “baaabe, where’d you put the chocobi i ordered? it says it got delivered!” as he finished his sentence he realizes you’re still streaming and shyly waves behind you to the camera, “hi everyone!” he greets your viewers. 

your chat starts to fill with your viewers spamming different versions of hellos and heys, some laughing at what haechan said right before. you mute your mic to talk with haechan which leaves your chat whining saying they want to hear what the two of you are saying. after a few seconds you turn back to your stream and unmute, “okay guys! thanks for the stream, don’t forget we’ll be doing a 24 hour stream this weekend so stop by and keep me company if you have some time! say goodbye babe!” you wave haechan over. “goodbye my beautiful y/n’s stream!” he says with a tiny wave and a kiss to your cheek before he runs out the room. you chuckle and wave goodbye before ending your stream. after logging off for the night you make your way to your living room but not before grabbing 3 large boxes from your closet. 

as you enter the living room, you find haechan hugging his chocobi backpack he received at one of his concerts, already snacking on a pack of chocobi you assume he had in the bag. “baabe, look what i have.” you say in a sing song voice. as he turns to you his eyes grow wide and he’s suddenly running toward you. “no way! i didn’t order this much!” he says surprised. “well, the thing is when i saw you at one of your concerts and saw how obsessed you had gotten with chocobi, i ordered some for when you got back! it turns out you ordered some too so now you have way more than we both thought!” you told him laughing and he’s just too overjoyed to respond. he opens one of the boxes and gasps when he says all of the bags of chocobi, almost losing the balance in his knees as his legs seem to turn into jello. he drops the box of chocobi which startles you so you bend to pick it up when he tackles you to the ground. he begins peppering kisses on your face saying thank you in between kisses. you both start laughing as you both lay on the floor in a hug. “i guess we’re having chocobi for dinner tonight!” haechan says.

copyright 2023 - present © hoonieyun fka jjhyn all rights reserved

all writing here is fiction & not in any association with characters mentioned.

[dumbleb33]

Ok now I don't really think Emma and Simon would have kids but hear me out for minute.

Reformed Simon, now a sweet (but still slightly evil) househusband. Emma, a full-fledged FBI agent. Life is good, they've been married for four years now, and they've just had their first kid, a beautiful and healthy baby girl, named Evelyn, with Simon's blond hair and his blue eyes, but she gets her brains from her mama. Emma teases Simon about "cloning" himself. Kristin gushes over the Evelyn, eager to earn the title "cool aunt Kristin". Travis is the one to gift her a police officer costume, and everyone nearly cries happy tears when Evelyn says she wants to work with mama and uncle Travis.

One day when Evelyn is around 5 years old, when Simon realizes Evelyn has been hiding in the bushes in the backyard for a suspicious amount of time. He calls out to her, but gets up to look for her when he gets no response. Simon finds Evelyn holding what remains of the neighbor's cat, and his heart drops. Of course this is the day that Emma comes home from work early, and wanders into the backyard, looking for her husband and daughter. She finds them, and realizes what's happened. She starts crying and Evelyn drops the cat and tries to comfort her mama but for some reason mama cries harder when she looks at her.

The whole event causes a terrible strain on the family, Emma blaming Simon and Simon blaming himself, and Evelyn doesn't understand why mama doesn't look at her anymore. She doesn't quite get why papa takes her to talk to a nice lady twice a week now, and the lady tells her how she helped papa get better when he was sick, how Evelyn might have the same sickness, but she doesn't feel sick?

HELP I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGG I AM BITING THE WALLS AND WAILING AND SHRIEKING AND THROWING MYSELF OVER THE CLIFFSIDE I NEED A FIC I NEED ONE I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTT

[sirenemale]

i wanna know your opinions on horror!! what are your favourite and least favourite horror movies/series?

YAYYYY. Okay I'm primarily a body horror enjoyer so most of my favs r in that genre, alien, the thing, prophecy ect ect. I really enjoyed prophecy it's got a meat bear in it and the practical effects own!!! I feel like it's hard to find good monstery horror that's as peak as the thing is but prophecy comes close to me. Also american werewolf in london obviously. The devils 1971 is also a fav. I just love horror that's beastly, trauma focused, campy or has some kind of absurd fashiony element to it. Stuff like hausu and suspiria, mega slay ect.

Least favourite is all of the alien films after 2. It's like Ridley scott decided everything iconic, impactful and cool about 1 and 2 was lowbrow and he needed to move away from the old tech look and the xenomorphs to explore his engineer is god real christian thing. Which was insanely Lame it was the most like. Damn what if. God wasn't real. Narrative ever there's nothing else going on. Also They drag Ripley's character through the mud for shock value and I can't stand itttttttttttt.

[theskymother]

i have like two shapes i need to color in on that greely art btw but i dont wanna do itttttttttttt using ibis is so tedious but im too lazy to move it to kritaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[thelasttime]

madie help 😭 how do i try to tell my friend it’s not a good idea to still hang out with her ex boyfriend and his family this weekend after he dumped her after dating for a week and a half (backstory: they’re long distance and he was the one who asked her to be his gf, then asked to go back to the talking stage because he was too stressed to be in a serious relationship 😭😭😭)

men be like "i want you SO bad i need you in my life there's no one else i love you so much we're like two halves of the same soul we're the same person i never met anyone like you" and then also "i didn't realize a relationship would take time and work 🥺🥺🥺🥺" I HATE ITTTTTTTTTTTT

anyways - go tell your friend that she deserves the world and she's too good for this man