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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

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if you see one parent more often than the other, answer for the one you see more often

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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

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what i imagine when somebody says they're eating my art

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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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let's be geometric with mama

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i gotta be honest that weird little emo creature who made you a cookie but then eated it only had itself to blame

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I saw a CRAZY fucking good Hamlet production over the weekend and I am going insane forever and ever. in case anyone was wondering

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Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”