#I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dokjaism]

SHE'S HERE AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[toothlesshat]

STEWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depressedtransguy]

It's mango season 🥭

BITCH (affectionate) HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

I still haven’t had a mango :((

they actually sell them at my work thou so I really should

ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG HOW WAS COLLEGEEEE DM MEEEEEEE <33333

[midnightfire830]

[RUNS AROUND A BIRD CAGE IN CIRCLES SCREAMING]

RICHIE’S BACK!!! RICHIE’S BACK!!! RICHIE’S BACK!!! RRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Heyyyyy ahahaaaa

oh where have i been? oh just uh just doin stuff yup

*looks over at the demolished house im staying in*

ssstuff-

so funny story as you may know i fucking DIED for like..how much? 5 weeks? more? i even don't know-

exams kicked me in the ASS no connection to the internet world for a week than when i finished said exams another week of hanging out with family and sacrificing sheep to the gods and all that good stuff

oh and lets not forget the main reason!

**procrastination**

buuuuut i slapped myself silly and demanded that i post my new artworks for the world to see cuz why not aaaand now im here!

will I post more now? i sure hope so, will i disappear again? i sure hope not

anyways bye get ready for a shitload of posts!!!!

[flufflecat]

remembering the time that I listened to so much rusty quill gaming in such a short timeframe that my internal monologue was narrated by alexander j newall for like 2 weeks straight

[teddybeartoji]

mickmickey would u be interested in my silly words of fratbro!sukuna and fratbro!stsg with their guy best friend......(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

LUNNIE . YES . YESSSSSSSSSS YES AND YES AND YESS EYS YES YES AND YES AND YES AND ANOTHER YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASKKK OH MY GODD PLEASE TELL ME EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bronsinseele]

i miss my friends :(

[seithr]

MY INBOX

[pyrotechnicdarts]

BASIRAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3

[gorillaxyz]

PLEASEEE PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[heartvisor]

i feel a little bad because homura is fun and all but i get the feeling everytime the focus is on him i'm going to come away from the episode like "and the cute mecha aliens... they were friends again today...!"

[thxnks4themrms]

Maaaarrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[tinytinyturttlesoup]

Ruff hand them over

RUFF Gand them OVER!!

Sillies yeeeeeeeeshhh

[feliosfarkus]

what does a girl gotta do to cuddle and make out with her gf?????

[atlasthemayor]

WOOHOO LET'S GO POLYARTOBER DAY 1 ''Lovers''

Dex was NOT ready for what awaited in his mailbox today ALSO: Keep reading if you wanna see what the actual love letters are!! (courtesy of my best friend @aristocrating who offered to write them all without me even having thought of that)(they're all SO good)

Chowder:

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (other than nursey, ofc!)

OK THAT’S ITTTT KTHXBYE!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bitty:

Dear Dex,

You’re a real sweetheart! Thank you for always helpin’ with the baking, and for always having an open ear for the newest gossip. You take care of the Haus so well, and you always give it your all for the team. I really admire that about you!

I would bake the world into a giant pie just for you, if I could! (Sorry I’m not as much of a poet as Nursey, I suppose!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ransom & Holster:

Yooo Dex! Dexter! Sexy Dexy! PokéDex! (read alternating in mine and Holtz’s voice)

You’re the coolest fucking bro on the whole damn team, and you’re hot as FUUUUUCK! (literally hot, too! write that down, Rans! Write that down!)

If you’re ever interested in a little d-men action, a little bro-bonding quality time, then hit us up!

Ps: haus 2.0 has a room that’s pretty much just a sex dungeon, if you’re into that kind of thing (don’t scare him off Rans, jeez!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jack:

Hello Dex,

I was encouraged to send you one of these, by, euh, third parties who will go unnamed. I just wanted to write to you to say that, um. Your hands are soft as hell, and you always bring it your all to the ice. You give Samwell Men’s Hockey the good name it has, and it is an honor that I got to share the locker room with you for a whole year. Euh, I mean the ice. Yeah. Take care, eh?

-JLZ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whiskey:

Yo.

You’re pretty neat.

Drop by my room sometime if you’re free, yeah?

- Connor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Farmer:

Hi Dex, sorry this is not a love letter. This is just to say to please give my boyfriend back in one piece once you’re done with him, I still need him!

Thanks xx ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Parse:

Dear Will,

Ever since I saw you at that party, I knew you were something special. How did I get your home address? Don’t worry about it. My point is: you’re really fucking hot and you should let me know the next time you’re in Vegas. I could show you around town and introduce you to some Aces, and then I could show you the Strip, if you know what I mean. Was that too corny? Whatever.

This is KVP, call me.

[number redacted] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nursey:

Dear Will,

I spy two beers and a skin fair and freckled

The bloodshot of ears and a face red-hot speckled

Two seats by the pond, and an evening with a klutz

The beat of my heart, and a churning in my guts

The holding of hands, the potential of a kiss

A golden opportunity I don’t want to miss

Your amber-brown eyes, the color of honey

The guess that I like you, right on the money

I spy a mop of hair, gingery red

And the promise of a date (if I’m not injured yet).

~ Derek ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

(for the @polyamships fellas, the characters in order are William Poindexter, Chris Chow, Eric Bittle, Justin Oluransi, Adam Birkholtz, Jack Zimmermann, Connor Whisk, Caitlin Farmer, Kent Parson, and Derek Nurse) (promise I won't do these many characters so often sorryyyyyy <3<3<3)