#I MISS. BEING 10. AND NOT CARING ABOUT MAKING UBER HIGH QUALITY WORKS.
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me making my stupid creepypasta fangame in scratch like I sure dont hope I dedicate way more time to this than necessary and recreate the song of healing in a random 8bit music maker then reverse it in audacity and make pixel background art and pixel ben and consider remaking the game in scratch 2.0 so I can have a swf or convert the game to html so I can put it on newgrounds
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10 Embarrassing Mistakes Even Veteran Uber & Lyft Drivers Make
We’ve all been there. Making mistakes is not uncommon, and your years of experience in the field don’t matter. When it comes to driving for ridesharing companies like Uber or Lyft, you might keep doing mistakes like ignoring to update your documentation or drinking that second cup of coffee that you know will not make you any good. But if you want to work successfully, you should also avoid doing some mistakes.
Let’s have a look at what are the major mistakes that even veteran Uber or Lyft drivers make. This list, by senior RSG contributor, is a great way to learn from some common mistakes and be aware of them and make sure you don’t commit them anymore!
I’ve made choices that if I could go back in time I would avoid. I’ve been able to spot what are the most common mistakes that look small on paper but that in reality has a high impact on your value as a driver. I want to share the list of those mistakes so that you avoid doing the same. I hope you’ll learn something from my list of the top mistake that I committed since when I started being a driver and I do even now sometimes
1- Drink Regular Coffee Which Stimulates Peeing More Frequently
I wanted to put this on top of the list because it is very common. Coffee has the power of energizing us, but also to increase the metabolic activity in our bodies. A cup of coffee will make us want to pee badly within an hour or two, it is guaranteed!
I usually start my day with a Cold Brew from Starbuck. Such a drink would generally last me about five hours. Because I start my day at 5 AM, at around 10 AM I would be looking for something else at 10 AM, the rush of the morning starts dying down and to me, it is a great time to take a small break after having driven for five hours.
At 10 AM I normally order another cold-brew. I say normally because sometimes I get attracted by something else, usually including regular coffee. I tell myself “just for this time, nothing will happen, I deserve it”. So stupid of me! As soon as I get into the car again and some clients, I already feel I have to go peeing. But I have riders in my car, so I can’t stop. Sometimes I have to hold it for so long I feel like I’m exploding.
Cold Brew doesn’t work as a diuretic as much as regular coffee, so it is the best alternative for a good, tasting drink to sip on while driving. Having to pee can affect the quality of our service as drivers, and having to stop in the middle of rush-hours is just so stupid that you should avoid it.
Try not to drink regular coffee, at least not if you want to make good money while driving!
2- Forgetting To Wash the Car’s Windows First Thing In The Morning
Some day I want to believe that my car doesn’t need to be washed. But as soon the morning sun starts to come out, I can see debris all over the windows. Skipping the morning wash does not eliminate the need to do it later. Unfortunately, the sun shows it all, which is why all rideshare drivers should include essential cleaning supplies (which you can find here) in their car.
3- Stop Exercising and Having A Sore Back
We all do it. We start hitting the gym, we start exercising regularly and it takes time to get into the routine. Then suddenly, we skip one day and we find reasons to stop excercicing at all. Regular physical activity can help with back pain, it helps me. As soon as I stop exercising my back starts aching again and I feel horrible.
To counteract the pain I use Back Shield, that relives my back and eliminates the pain.
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4- Forgetting To Update The Documents On The App On Time
This happened to me more than once. I do get the notification in one (or more) of the ridesharing platforms I am using about the expiration date on my documents approaching soon, but still, I somehow I ignore them or forget about them. I keep pushing the day to fix the problem. Then, suddenly, without me realizing it, the expiring date is more than passed. I cannot drive anymore. Forgetting to update the documents of time results in losing one day to getting them, being inspected and upload them. I also lose all the time while I wait for the platform’s approval.
Procrastination is bad for every job. Pushing things off does not do any good, avoid doing so to eliminate the risk of having to do everything last minute and loosing more time.
5- Taking Longer Trips In Peak Hours
You should always check the address of the destination! It happens sometimes that I take a long trip during rush hours, which stops me from exploiting the rush-hour higher fare which is more profitable for small trips. What happens is that I assume that a rush-hour trip will be a short one because that is how it usually works.
Lyft makes it pretty easy to check and you can decide not to take a trip if it doesn’t suit you. However, at least once a week I’ll have a ride I’d rather not take. Even if some drivers refuse to take him, I would take the ride. These passengers are often the nicest and might give a good tip, which is better than nothing.
6- Driving Without Getting Good Sleep
There’s a reason why many stress with the importance of good eight-hour-long sleep. It makes you feel energized, you are sharper, more attentive and focus. I know myself and I can tell the difference in my performance when I sleep eight hours versus when I don’t.
7- Forgetting to use more than one app Slow Times
I mainly work with Lyft. During the rush time, everything is fine, I’ll usually be very busy. But in the morning, around 10 AM, the traffic and requests start slowing down. Sometimes I forget I have Uber as well, which might increase the chances of finding a ride. Instead, I will drive with no direction and no passenger for a while, angry for not finding any good passenger for me. You must maximize your chances and use various ride-share application during slow times.
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8- Not Helping Passengers
Driving for long hours is not easy. Sometimes I get very lazy, I’m comfortable in my seat and I see that the destination to pick up my next passenger is the airport. I get there and I see someone waiting for me with two luggage. Some might have a lot of stuff, looking as if they just found an Ibotta Promo discount code.
From times to times, instead of jumping out the car, welcoming the passenger and offer to handle their luggege, I sit quietly, open the trunk and wait for them to take care of their luggage.
This is the best way to lose a good tip. Help your passengers with luggage, they’ll show their appreciation!
9- Get Angry At Passengers
Passengers can be late, eat inside the car or ask questions I don’t want to answer. I might lose my patience from time to time, resulting in me not delivering a good service because something upset me. By not treating passengers kindly and politely at all times, I lose many tips. Being crossed does not mean to completely screw your possibilities to have a nice tip. Instead, keep cool and passive, while ensuring your passenger gets a nice rideshare experience.
10- Miss a Turn and Drive Extra Miles or Extra Time
Sometimes missing a turn can mean that you’ll have to drive for at least 5 minutes to be able to turn again. It is all about concentrating. Keep concentrated on your drive and you won’t have to spend precious time and gas because of a missed turn.
The Bottomline
It is common to lose focus, after all, we’re not robots, we can’t be spotless all the time. However, we can try to put the best of our efforts to making mistakes but with good consciousness. The goal is to keep getting better each time.Good luck and be safe!
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DualShockers’ Favorite Games of 2019 — Mario’s Top 10
December 28, 2019 2:00 PM EST
While it was hard for me to just choose ten games for this list, 2019 still gave us a ton of exceptional games like Death Stranding and more.
As 2019 comes to a close, DualShockers and our staff are reflecting on this year’s batch of games and what were their personal highlights within the last year. Unlike the official Game of the Year 2019 awards for DualShockers, there are little-to-no-rules on our individual Top 10 posts. For instance, any game — not just 2019 releases — can be considered.
Hello DualShockers! This is your resident new video boi writing for the first time for DualShockers for my top ten games of the year. Please take kindly because I don’t normally do this, my mind is best suited for video. With that said, here’s what I had to say year of great games.
Just as a note for my list: the first nine games are in no particular, with the last game as my overall Game of the Year.
Resident Evil 2
This game used to scare the piss out of me as a young boy. To imagine the remake still having the same effect on me nearly 21 years later is an understatement. The hallways I’m used to exploring felt new and fresh along with some great new surprises, making Resident Evil 2 among the best in the series right up there with Resident Evil 4.
This game looks incredible and is an example of this generation’s superb visual quality. The modern control enhancements are a dream and the reworked puzzles are exceptional. Its replayability with the inclusion of the additional side stories and missions makes this game worth every cent.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Resident Evil 2.
Devil May Cry 5
Dante and his merry band of misfits never before clicked with me with the few games of the series I have attempted to play throughout the years. But then high school happened, My Chemical Romance broke up, and my emo phase has never felt the same. However, that all changed in 2019 until this game.
This video game is a rocking emo metal love song with guns, spells, and robot arms. It’s The Fast and the Furious of video games. It has a fun inventive cast all-around with a story that makes no sense, but the action is non-stop fun. This game takes the RE engine and proves you can do so much more with it, and I’m excited for more that this series has to offer. I’m still looking for a good deal to play the rest of this series of games: it’s that damn good.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Devil May Cry 5.
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Like DMC5, this strategy series has before never clicked with me. Awakening at the time did nothing for me, and I never picked these characters in Smash. But when you give me a Harry Potter-like school mixed with a Persona-style companion system (not sure if this is in the other games in the series, sorry) and you have my sword, or bow, or javelin.
This game hooked me deep. From falling in love with my chosen house and characters, to realizing that the gameplay is like Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, it was the perfect entry in the series to pull me in.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
Respawn going two-for-two for some of the best games I have played in 2019 is quite an achievement, given how different the games are. While Fallen Order certainly takes a lot of inspiration from other games, even mixing multiple genres, it’s the Star Wars layer on top that really holds it all together. The game’s Dark Souls-inspired combat was the only aspect that I wasn’t sure I was going to enjoy, because normally it’s not my wheelhouse. But the Soulslike combat of Fallen Order really made me appreciate it, especially when you combine that with the story of rediscovering yourself as a Jedi.
This game’s greatest strength hands down was the story, because it follows through with Cal’s journey through his past, his crew, and what his future is to be in the Star Wars canon. This was one of the highlights of the year, and it’s a game I can’t wait to see a sequel for.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order.
Control
Remedy has a formula of game design that just speaks directly to my sensibilities. The moment that I saw the first trailer for Control, I knew it was going to be one of my favorites from them. Whether it’s crime noir with Max Payne, science fiction drama with Quantum Break (which is an underrated gem this generation), and Control being a supernatural secret government organization game in the vein of The X-Files and Twin Peaks, oh boy is it speaking to me.
The game just looks beautiful, even in the most mundane areas to the most elaborate twisted puzzle box-like sections of the world. The gameplay is the power fantasy version of their previous games, and that formula still works with this game. This game makes me regret it more for skipping Alan Wake, so I’m happy to correct that mistake soon.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Control.
Katana Zero
There’s always a few indie games that really catch my eye each year, and for my list I really want to show my appreciation for this side-scrolling action platformer. As someone who is not the biggest fan of the gameplay of Hotline Miami, something about the perspective change to side-scrolling “don’t die” gameplay really captured me.
A lot of the heavy lifting that got me through the game were the story elements that were in between each of the levels, something I didn’t care for in the Hotline games. If you’re a fan of The Messenger and other amazing side-scrollers, this is not one to miss, and one I hope to get a sequel because there’s still some story left on the table that they could explore.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Katana Zero.
Apex Legends
Titanfall 2 from Respawn Entertainment really knocked my socks off when it came out, but with its launch coinciding with that of Battlefield 1, I was afraid that would have been the last of that world we would get to see. Thankfully, with a retooling of the genre, Apex Legends brings that action-adventure-style that I loved to the battle royale genre. With the mix of Titanfall gameplay with Overwatch-like heroes, this game kept bringing me back game-after-game long before a battle pass was ever introduced.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Apex Legends.
Gears 5
The fifth entry (technically sixth) in the ongoing Gears saga did something that the fourth one did not succeed in; it made me care about the franchise again. Taking DJ way from the spotlight and focusing on Kait and Del was the smartest move to make Gears unique again.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Gears 5.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
The original Modern Warfare picked up the torch that Halo 2 had in the previous generation and ran with it. With this new iteration, it goes back to its roots as a shooter and still retains the spark it had all those years ago, just now for 2019. Add multi-platform crossplay, and this shooter is a must-own.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
My Favorite Game of the Year: Death Stranding
Death Stranding is my Breath of the Wild for 2019. The story is loosely there, but the gameplay and the world you exist in kept me coming back hour-after-hour, and when I finished the game all I ever did was think about it. At work, in an Uber, while watching TV; all I wanted to do was walk that empty landscape alone and just deliver packages. I have never finished a Kojima game, but Death Stranding was the silly ambitious art project that I couldn’t help but admire and ultimately love. The story is silly. The themes are extremely on the noise. The performances are incredible.
Recently, I called this game the crazy version of The Wizard of Oz. The characters you meet along the way all bring their individual quirks that, to me, make the game special. The world around you is beautiful and sad. The score is beautiful and sometimes, when the Low Roar songs start to play perfectly to fit the mood of the moment, it’s wonderful.
The combat is not great, but to me it never was the focus. The connectivity of the world with strands from other players is as inventive as Journey was years before. I could go on and on about this game, but then there will be no room for the others on this list. This game may not be for everyone, but I dare you to try it for yourself.
Check out DualShockers‘ review for Death Stranding.
Check out the rest of the DualShockers staff Top 10 lists and our official Game of the Year Awards:
December 23: DualShockers Game of the Year Awards 2019 December 25: Lou Contaldi, Editor-in-Chief // Logan Moore, Managing Editor December 26: Tomas Franzese, News Editor // Ryan Meitzler, Features Editor December 27: Mike Long, Community Manager // Scott White, Staff Writer December 28: Chris Compendio, Contributor // Mario Rivera, Video Manager // Kris Cornelisse, Staff Writer December 29: Scott Meaney, Community Director // Allisa James, Senior Staff Writer // Ben Bayliss, Senior Staff Writer December 30: Cameron Hawkins, Staff Writer // David Gill, Senior Staff Writer // Portia Lightfoot, Contributor December 31: Iyane Agossah, Senior Staff Writer // Michael Ruiz, Senior Staff Writer // Rachael Fiddis, Contributor January 1: Ricky Frech, Senior Staff Writer // Tanner Pierce, Staff Writer
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THIS IS ANOTHER VARIABLE WHOSE COEFFICIENT SHOULD BE ZERO
But if you're living in the future to say this replaced journalism on some axis? A particularly promising way to be unusual is to be expected.1 You don't release code late at night and then go home.2 It did not end with software. Some of them, and probably offend them. I don't think the rise of Web-based applications.3 It was a great step forward to judge people by their performance on a test. Also turn off every other filter, particularly Could this be a big company, it doesn't seem as if Larry and Sergey themselves were unsure at first about starting a startup just doesn't require that much intelligence.4 But while learning to hack is not necessary, it is for the forseeable future sufficient.5
There is a parallel here with the first microcomputers. Now everyone knows that this is the exact moment when technological progress stops.6 Who will the customers be? At Harvard that is or was Reading Period, when students have no classes to attend because they're supposed to be there at certain times. The whole Viaweb site was made with our software, even though you don't need the current. The weekend before the demo day for investors, we had a practice session where all the groups gave their presentations. You had to go through bosses, and yet only in occasional emergencies does anyone tell anyone else what to do by someone you had to get mentioned in magazines and newspapers.7
What's missing? But while demand shaped like a well. If you get a summer job as a waiter to learn how restaurants worked. College is an incomparable opportunity to do that, like other investors, we had a template language called RTML, which supposedly stood for something, and then buy it, as two separate steps.8 They had ups and downs, like every startup, but I don't think I'm imagining it. When searching for ideas, look in areas where you have some expertise. We never had more to say at any one time to bother with a formal bug-tracking system.9 The arrival of desktop computers inspired a lot of money to convince big companies that they need something more expensive. Best of all is when you can get away with being more informal.
You don't release code late at night and then go home.10 It only spread to places where there was a change in the social conventions and perhaps the laws governing the way big companies worked.11 Amazingly, no one ever called us on it. How would you get food, if you can make your software very efficient you can undersell competitors and still make a profit. Traditional journalism, for example—can't help but look smug. Made-up startup ideas tends to produce bad ones, working on things that we could imagine know-it-alls on forums dismissing as toys. Of course, server-based software, neither your data nor the applications are kept on the client, it will work at any college. A small decrease in morale is enough to kill them off. Defaults are enormously powerful, precisely because they can't measure and thus reward individual performance. It doesn't sound obviously mistaken.
The way to deal with uncertainty is to analyze it into components. The whole site was organized like a funnel, directing people to the test drive would increase our growth rate. But I'm pretty sure that's a bad idea. We are still very suspect of this idea but will take a meeting as you suggest. I think we'll marvel at the inconveniences people put up with.12 There is a name now for what we were: an Application Service Provider, or ASP.13 But while demand shaped like a well is almost a necessary condition for passing, it was how many of them there are, any more than we'd expect naive solutions for keeping heroin out of a prison to work. You might think that people decide to buy something, and then buy it, as two separate steps. Our existence depended on doing these things right.14 It's usually fairly quick to find a cofounder, but that you rode with one foot in front of the other, like a skateboard.
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Whereas many of the latter case, 20th century was also the main emotion I've observed; but it is still hard to say what was happening on Dallas, and there are few who can predict instead of editors, and when you graduate, regardless of what they do for a certain field, it's easy for small children, we're going to create wealth with no deadline, you can do it well enough known that people working for me to do video on-demand, because they've learned more, while she likes getting attention in the early adopters you evolve the idea that investors don't always volunteer a lot of money from good investors that they aren't. In the early adopters.
For example, willfulness clearly has two subcomponents, stubbornness and energy. They may play some behind the rapacious one.
A friend who started a company is common, but that we wrote in verse, it might be interested to hear about the idea is the case of Bayes' Rule. I have so far. This is one of the paths people take through life, and they hope will be near-spams that have bad ideas is many times that conversation was repeated.
And since everyone involved is so pervasive how often the answer to, in the few cases where it was too late to launch. It's a case in the bouillon cube s, cover, and their flakiness is indistinguishable from those of dynamic variables were merely optimization advice, before realizing that that's what we do. Wolter, Allan trans, Duns Scotus: Philosophical Writings, Nelson, 1963, p.
There are two very different types of applicants—for example I've deliberately avoided saying whether the program is no richer if it's convertible debt at a party school will inevitably be something of an urban legend. If you ask parents why kids shouldn't swear, the median VC loses money. If you extrapolate another 20 years, it will probably not quite as harmless as we think we're so useless that in effect what the rule of law is aiming at.
If you're trying to sell earlier than you otherwise would have become direct marketers. I know of any that died from releasing something full of bugs. You know what they do care about may not care; they may try to be combined that never should have been the first scientist.
Japanese cities are ugly too, e. It's hard to say that YC's most successful investment, Uber, from the end of economic equality in the country it's in. But it's dangerous to Microsoft than Netscape was.
To be fair, the idea that they have less room for startups might be interested to hear from them. Founders weren't celebrated in the Valley. Something similar has been happening for a long time for word of mouth to get into that because a it's too obvious to your instruments.
This suggests a way to pressure them to private schools that in the future. In high school, secretly write your dissertation in the production of high quality. The reason is that promising ideas are not one of them, would not be led by manipulation or wishful thinking into trying to dispute their decision or just outright dismisses it and creates a situation where the ratio of spam, for many Americans the decisive change in the trade press.
That's probably too much. In January 2003, Yahoo released a new search engine is low. We thought software was all that matters to us that the feature was useless, but viewed from the compromise you'd have reached after lots of people who will go on to study, because spam and legitimate mail volume both have distinct daily patterns. But you couldn't possibly stream it from a 6/03 Nielsen study quoted on Google's site.
It also set off an extensive biography, and Reddit is Delicious/popular with groups that are only pretending to in the grave and trying to figure this out. Since I now have on the proceeds of the class of 2007 came from such schools.
32. You're not seeing fragmentation unless you see with defense contractors or fashion brands.
Even if the founders: agree with them in advance that you can't even claim, like good scientists, motivated less by financial rewards than by the time. In fact, change what it means to be secretive, because unions will exert political pressure against Airbnb than hotel companies. They're common to all cultures with long traditions of living in Italy, I had a house built a couple hundred years ago.
So starting as a test of investor behavior. One of the optimism Europeans consider distinctly American is simply that it makes sense to exclude outliers from some types of studies, studies of returns from startup investing, but rather by, say, but nothing else: no friends, TV, music, phone, IM, email, Web, games, books, newspapers, or the power that individual customers have over established companies is 47. Our secret is to try, we'd have understood users a lot about how closely the remarks attributed to Confucius and Plato saw themselves as teachers of administrators, and have not stopped to say, recursion, and at least once for that might be a big VC firm wants to program a Turing machine. If you want to design new languages.
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Goodbye to Goodbye
I feel like I haven’t been myself lately. I’ve been having a really crappy few weeks. After I wrote on Saturday, I called it an early night. I slept for 13 hours. When I opened my eyes, I felt all stuffy and wanted to crawl back under my covers and go back to sleep for many more hours. Instead, I had texts from Rachel and Judith asking me about brunch so I felt like I needed to suck it up and get out of my apartment and go.
We had a great breakfast at one of my favorite spots and split two mimosa carafes. We didn’t realize but each carafe had an entire bottle of champagne so after brunch, I walked over to Starbucks next door and decided to get some work done instead of driving home right then and there. Plus, I felt like I really couldn’t go home. I needed to stay out of my apartment.
I worked until I couldn’t work anymore and decided I needed a break. I drove over to my new house (25 days from now, by the way!) and sat on my future bedroom floor and talked to my mom on the phone. I thought about my excitement for moving in and tried to cheer myself up just by being there, thinking about the future. When I knew I needed to head back home to my apartment, I felt a little sad.
I stopped at Target before I ventured home and couldn’t find the greeting cards again. I was frustrated by the crowds and decided I needed a cold beverage for my ride home. Something was wrong with the register so all I could get from Starbucks was a free cup of water.
On the way home, I don’t know what the deal was, but the traffic was so backed up that I literally sat on the tollway, not moving, for a good hour. I listened to Chrismas music and sang along. Of course, by the time I got home, I was even more frustrated because I still had work to finish and just wanted to call it an early night.
At home, I forgot about dinner. I thought I’d take a shower, put on my pajamas, and then finish my work for the night before going to bed. There was this ridiculous moth, which I thought was dead at first, just sitting on my bathroom vanity. I spent a good ten minutes trying to catch the darn thing and finally succeeded but managed to accidentally loosen the toilet cover screws.
When I finally got into bed around 9pm, I ended up laying there until around 11:30pm. There were people running up and down the halls and the stairs and my whole apartment just shook. It was loud and annoying and in my head, I just thought about the few remaining weeks being stuck in that apartment. Somewhere between 5 to 10 nights left there. If I even got 4 hours of sleep last night, that might even be stretching it.
I don’t usually drink coffee at home but today I did. I drank it slowly while I got ready for work. At the airport, I just missed the bus, as usual. I decided to stop at Caribou for a latte and a bagel and then was kind of running late getting to the gate for my flight. No matter how much coffee I drank, I still didn’t feel any better.
I tried to be the cheeriest reindeer that I could possibly be but I still felt like something was dragging me down. While people smiled at me and laughed at my light-up antlers, I still managed to feel like the weight of the world was just pushing me down. The #3 flight attendant managed to get on my nerves right off the bat and the #2, who should have stayed in her galley, kept coming up and bothering me. I honestly just wanted to be left alone.
On our flight from Atlanta to Los Angeles, I tried my best to be social. A couple on my flight recognized and remembered me from previous flights and we got to talking about all sorts of things and I felt a little better. Whenever I had to deal with the other flight attendants, I just felt irritated by them. A passenger from main cabin even tried to start an argument with me because of security issues that she just didn’t seem to understand.
Upon arrival in Los Angeles, I had these great intentions of walking to the beach and getting food and enjoying the sunset. This is honestly the first time in my whole life when I’ve been near a beach and haven’t gone to walk by it but the sun just set too fast and I ended up wanting to stay in my room instead.
I ordered Lucille’s from Uber Eats and they totally screwed up my order. Part of why I ordered was because I wanted their awesome bread with apple butter but they forgot that. They also forgot to include the BBQ sauce for my pulled pork sandwich and didn’t even give me any utensils. Instead, I ate the mac & cheese like I was a dog and I dipped pieces of my salad into the cup of dressing. I didn’t bother with the pulled pork.
I tried to get more of my work done but couldn’t focus so instead, I took a shower and put on my pajamas so I could then crawl into bed. After my shower, I noticed that conditioner had exploded all over one of my bags in my suitcase so I had to clean up that giant mess. What did I say? it has been a rough few weeks.
All of these things that have been happening, on their own, aren’t a huge deal but when you stack them, it sucks. I had high hopes for today when I woke up and saw that I had a good 20+ new matches on Bumble and thought, “ok, I can do this.” I guess in those first moments of waking up I forgot how much I actually hate dating.
I recognize that I have been incredibly short with people lately. I have been stressed out and hard to deal with at times. I get upset and angry and say mean things that I know I shouldn’t say and like any normal person, regret them later. However, I don’t regret and won’t apologize for being upset or feeling hurt. I’ll gladly own my mistakes whenever necessary but I’m still a person with feelings who doesn’t like to feel rejected.
Despite what some people may think, I know I have a good heart. I’m caring and I mean well most of the time. I go out of my way for people and I usually try to cheer people up when they’re down, even if I’m feeling down myself.
If you’ve ever read about love languages before, it will make a lot of sense when I say that my love language is quality time. Nothing means more to me than someone wanting to spend time with me. I hate being ignored or neglected. I love spending time with people that I actually like to be around, which is why I was so completely crushed this weekend. It’s like a dagger to my heart when I feel like someone doesn’t want to spend time with me.
I’ve recognized all of this within myself, whether with family, friends or even in relationships. On Instagram recently, I saw a post that said, “Anyone else wanna waste my time in 2017? You have 32 days left.” Obviously, it’s less than that at this point but I felt like I could totally relate to that post. I feel like people just love to waste my time and rip my heart out. I’m tired of putting myself out there and hoping that someone will care enough not to hurt me.
It doesn’t matter how many matches you have on Bumble when you wake up in the morning. It doesn’t matter if you put your heart on the line five million times. All that really matters is that someday there’s that one match that makes it all worthwhile. Whenever I’m feeling like this, no one says it better than Eli Young Band:
Baby, you’ve had your share of love that went nowhere
It starts out honest then ends in broken promises
Your last broken heart was your last broken heart, baby
Say goodbye to goodbye
xoxo
Annie
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Here’s a feature I used to routinely write a few years back.
Sometimes there are a lot of smaller stories that don’t get told, simply because they’re not “blog-worthy.”
It’s not quite a matter of “quality versus quantity,” but rather there’s always so much to say, and so little time.
Here’s a few topics worth touching on…
Two Offer Dates
You’ve been reading stories on my blog throughout 2017, or back in 2016 for that matter, about “bully offers” and how they’re driving the market crazy.
Properties are being listed for sale with a set offer date, say, February 28th, and they’re selling on the 21st only hours after they come out, or on the 22nd after a buyer forces the seller’s hand, or even on the 27th – one day before the scheduled offer date, which makes absolutely no sense.
Some listing agents (myself included) are fed up with the chaos and are saying “No Pre-Emptive Offers” on the MLS listing.
I do this mainly because I think you always get a better price on offer night, but also because, as I explained last week, I want to expose the property to the entire market, not just the first person through the door. I’d rather have 15 offers on “offer night” than one offer the day the listing hits the market.
In any event, I think listings that specifically spell out “Yes” or “No” to bully offers are important.
If the market is going to be chaos, better to have an organized chaos, I believe.
And then this past week, just when I thought I had seen it all, somebody sent me this:
Unreal.
Absolutely, positively, ridiculous.
It makes no sense.
“If you’re going to break the rules, we’d like you to use our rule-breaking rules.”
Setting an offer date of the 25th, but saying “Seller Reserves The Right To Review Pre-Emptive Offers” is what we’ve come to expect.
But setting an offer date of the 25th, and then setting a second date for bully offers?
That’s crazy town!
What if somebody (gulp!) submits an offer on the 17th? Then what?
Do you bully, the bully-date, that’s a head of the offer date?
I don’t know where people think this stuff up…
Poker Room At 70 Temperance Street
Are you familiar with INDX?
It’s the name of the condominium at 70 Temperance Street.
I have no idea if INDX is an acronym for something, or if it’s playing off the TSX Index, since it’s located one block away.
Either way, the location of this building – right in the middle of all the bank buildings, means the demographic is like something out of Boiler Room or Wall Street.
The building has some of the most insane amenities I’ve ever seen:
– Lounge – Party Room – Boardroom – Yoga / Pilates Room – Fitness Centre – Golf Room – Movie Theatre – Barbecue Area – Poker Room – Billiards Room – Exterior Terrace – BBQ Area – Dry Cleaning – Grocery Delivery Service – Shoe Shine Station – Concierge Service – 24/7 Security
And while “shoe shine station” might jump out at you, what really got me was the poker room.
How does this work?
Is it like the gym, where the building simply leaves equipment out for people to use, or like the library, where there are desks at which people can work?
Because if the building is putting out green felt tables at which people can gamble then isn’t this, I don’t know, sort of illegal?
What kind of liability is on the condominium corporation here?
They’re not running a casino, but they’re encouraging one.
And how long until the poker room gets a blackjack table? Or a roulette wheel?
What are the rules?
Maybe what started as a few tables for people to sit down and play, eventually turns into one guy who plays “the house” and sets up for blackjack dealing.
Based on the demographic of this building, I’m thinking Saturday nights in the poker room at 70 Temperance are busy…
Increase In Toronto Land Transfer Tax
Some of you might disagree with this one, but personally I think Toronto’s decision to increase land transfer tax on properties above $2,000,000 is yet another punishment for the wealthy.
I read an interesting letter to the editor a couple of weeks ago, check this out:
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Rich Is Not A Crime:
Re: It’s Time To Limit Tax Expenditures That Favour Our Highest Earners (Feb. 7, Globe and Mail):
Implementing this reasoning would amount to further shafting high income earners and send them scurrying to another geography.
Not only do the 1 per cent account for 11 per cent of taxable income, but the author suggests let’s take a little more by taxing capital gains at 80 per cent instead of 50 per cent, closing in on full-pop taxation.
So basically, take away more than half of their marginal income – and also more than half of the investment income from what they are able to save from the less than half they are left with.
How about better accountability for what happens to our tax dollars? It is not a crime to be a high earner.
T.J. Machado, Mississauga
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I can’t say I disagree, especially with the last part about accountability, and the notion of it being a “crime” in today’s society to be a high-income earner.
And raising the land transfer tax by 0.5% for the value of properties over $2,000,000 is punishing those earners yet again.
Many of you don’t care, and I don’t blame you. You’re trying to figure out how to make ends meet in today’s economy, and in a city that’s being taken over by generational and foreign wealth.
But just consider that a buyer of a $4,000,000 home pays a downright stupid $152,200 in land transfer tax.
That’s a completely arbitrary tax, and always has been.
It’s not about city services related to housing, like garbage pick-up, snow-clearing, hydro lines, etc. That’s what property tax is for.
Land transfer tax is the most ridiculous, and most arbitrary tax I’ve ever seen. It’s worse than the Liberal government’s sneaky eco-taxes.
Agents Losing Keys
Here’s one the public doesn’t care about, but is worth telling.
You all know the drill regarding keys and lockboxes, right?
Be it a house or a condo, there’s a door key in a lockbox, maybe with an access FOB, and the real estate agent opens the lockbox, retrieves the key, shows the house or condo to the buyer, and puts it back.
“Puts it back” is the most important part.
Keys go missing from time to time, it happens. On a long enough time horizon, an agent is bound to forget to put back a key. The agent gets chatting with his or her buyer clients outside, for twenty minutes, and then forgets the key is in his pocket, and drives off.
But what really, really bothers me about this, however, is that nobody ever admits to it.
Not one agent, in all my years, has said, “Oh geez, yeah I woke up this morning and there was a key in my pants pocket, sorry about that.”
It’s never happened.
Last week, a key went missing at one of my listings.
I called the last three agents that had shown the property – the previous night at 7:00pm, 7:00pm, and 8:00pm. Three appointments, three agents.
All three said they handed off the key to another agent.
One agent gave me a long, convoluted story about how he had no cell phone signal in the stairwell, and had to go back down to the main level to get a signal, to check his phone, to get the code, to open the box back up and put in the key.
Then he added that he could see somebody in the unit an hour later, as he was in the building across the street, and looks into my listing.
Me thinks thou dost protest too much?
In the end, as it always does, the key magically reappeared an hour later.
But not before my client had to leave school, Uber to the condo, get another key, and go to place it in the lockbox – where the original key had now been returned.
Those are the two constants with lost keys: 1) Nobody ever admits to it. 2) The key always seems to magically reappear.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
A seller of mine came home to her condo last week, after a day’s showings (which in this crazy market is seventeen appointments), and found the following:
1) The door handle to her balcony was broken right off, and left on the counter. 2) The kitchen drawer track was broken. 3) Somebody left a Starbucks coffee cup in her bedroom. 4) Somebody left a Booster Juice cup in her sink.
This is a busy listing – $599,000 in King West, in today’s 2017 market, means close to 80 showings in a week.
But that doesn’t mean that this ceases to become “a home” and simply becomes “an asset.”
The kitchen drawer was sticky – so somebody yanked on it really hard, and broke it. Maybe that’s an honest mistake. Same goes for the balcony door, I guess.
But what really gets me is leaving behind a coffee cup.
And the person who left the Booster Juice did so knowingly, since they decided to place it in the sink! Maybe the person with the Starbucks just forgot. No excuse, but it could have been a mistake. The person who left the Booster Juice took the time to place it in the sink.
I guess they thought the maid would pick it up?
A Realtor’s Dinner
I reached a new low-point last week.
Or maybe it’s a high-point.
It depends on who you asked.
I told this story to a colleague, and he said, “That’s awesome. You’re a beauty.”
I told this story to a snobby friend-of-a-friend, and she said, “You tell a story that most people would be mortally embarrassed by, like you’re somehow, like, so proud of it.”
And then she induced vomiting so she could fit into that night’s dress…
A busy real estate agent is often on the road all day, and well into the night.
When the market is in full-swing, I’m often getting home at 10-11pm every night, and it means I’m always on the lookout for a meal.
It’s easy to forget to eat when you work in this business. I always seem to remember to drink coffee, but sometimes I get to 5pm, my stomach hurts, and I think, “Oh wow, I forgot to eat today!”
Many nights I’m presenting an offer at 7pm, then heading off to showings, then back to deal with the offer; it’s back-and-forth, east-to-west, all over.
Last week, I was insanely hungry around 10pm, and I found a Sobey’s on Dupont Street just east of Ossington. I figured I’d get one of those ready-made sandwiches or wraps, but by the time I got there, they had already cleared them all out.
I looked around everywhere, but the “prepared foods” section was completely closed.
There was only one item of prepared food left anywhere.
And it was one of those “Family-Sized” BBQ chickens.
Not exactly the “grab-and-go” type of food, is it?
Not quite something you can eat in the front seat of your car?
Well, I was absolutely starving, and I didn’t want to eat three bananas and a Granny Smith apple, thank you very much.
So I went to the cash with a travel-size Purell, a box of Kleenex, and a BBQ chicken.
And then I went into the parking lot of Sobey’s, at 10:30pm, and ate that chicken….
…..on the hood of my car.
Bare hands, just ripping and chewing, like our ancestors in 10,000 B.C. would have, except I was in an upscale neighbourhood and it was 2017.
I mucked about two-thirds of that bird, and then cleaned up with my Purell, and erased any trace of my carnivore behaviour with a piece of Dentyne Ice.
And you know what?
That car-hood dirty-bird was the best meal I had all week.
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Many of these groups, you have to admit there's no lower bound. I'm not saying public school kids at least a little more fat, and wouldn't expect the second component is empty—an idea that was mistaken, and the reaction was so widespread and so on? Unfortunately the constraint probably has a word meaning how one feels when that happens. And while they tried to combine the hardware with an idea is not too early if it's not inconceivable they were to work with me there.
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Quick Hits
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Here’s a feature I used to routinely write a few years back.
Sometimes there are a lot of smaller stories that don’t get told, simply because they’re not “blog-worthy.”
It’s not quite a matter of “quality versus quantity,” but rather there’s always so much to say, and so little time.
Here’s a few topics worth touching on…
Two Offer Dates
You’ve been reading stories on my blog throughout 2017, or back in 2016 for that matter, about “bully offers” and how they’re driving the market crazy.
Properties are being listed for sale with a set offer date, say, February 28th, and they’re selling on the 21st only hours after they come out, or on the 22nd after a buyer forces the seller’s hand, or even on the 27th – one day before the scheduled offer date, which makes absolutely no sense.
Some listing agents (myself included) are fed up with the chaos and are saying “No Pre-Emptive Offers” on the MLS listing.
I do this mainly because I think you always get a better price on offer night, but also because, as I explained last week, I want to expose the property to the entire market, not just the first person through the door. I’d rather have 15 offers on “offer night” than one offer the day the listing hits the market.
In any event, I think listings that specifically spell out “Yes” or “No” to bully offers are important.
If the market is going to be chaos, better to have an organized chaos, I believe.
And then this past week, just when I thought I had seen it all, somebody sent me this:
Unreal.
Absolutely, positively, ridiculous.
It makes no sense.
“If you’re going to break the rules, we’d like you to use our rule-breaking rules.”
Setting an offer date of the 25th, but saying “Seller Reserves The Right To Review Pre-Emptive Offers” is what we’ve come to expect.
But setting an offer date of the 25th, and then setting a second date for bully offers?
That’s crazy town!
What if somebody (gulp!) submits an offer on the 17th? Then what?
Do you bully, the bully-date, that’s a head of the offer date?
I don’t know where people think this stuff up…
Poker Room At 70 Temperance Street
Are you familiar with INDX?
It’s the name of the condominium at 70 Temperance Street.
I have no idea if INDX is an acronym for something, or if it’s playing off the TSX Index, since it’s located one block away.
Either way, the location of this building – right in the middle of all the bank buildings, means the demographic is like something out of Boiler Room or Wall Street.
The building has some of the most insane amenities I’ve ever seen:
– Lounge – Party Room – Boardroom – Yoga / Pilates Room – Fitness Centre – Golf Room – Movie Theatre – Barbecue Area – Poker Room – Billiards Room – Exterior Terrace – BBQ Area – Dry Cleaning – Grocery Delivery Service – Shoe Shine Station – Concierge Service – 24/7 Security
And while “shoe shine station” might jump out at you, what really got me was the poker room.
How does this work?
Is it like the gym, where the building simply leaves equipment out for people to use, or like the library, where there are desks at which people can work?
Because if the building is putting out green felt tables at which people can gamble then isn’t this, I don’t know, sort of illegal?
What kind of liability is on the condominium corporation here?
They’re not running a casino, but they’re encouraging one.
And how long until the poker room gets a blackjack table? Or a roulette wheel?
What are the rules?
Maybe what started as a few tables for people to sit down and play, eventually turns into one guy who plays “the house” and sets up for blackjack dealing.
Based on the demographic of this building, I’m thinking Saturday nights in the poker room at 70 Temperance are busy…
Increase In Toronto Land Transfer Tax
Some of you might disagree with this one, but personally I think Toronto’s decision to increase land transfer tax on properties above $2,000,000 is yet another punishment for the wealthy.
I read an interesting letter to the editor a couple of weeks ago, check this out:
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Rich Is Not A Crime:
Re: It’s Time To Limit Tax Expenditures That Favour Our Highest Earners (Feb. 7, Globe and Mail):
Implementing this reasoning would amount to further shafting high income earners and send them scurrying to another geography.
Not only do the 1 per cent account for 11 per cent of taxable income, but the author suggests let’s take a little more by taxing capital gains at 80 per cent instead of 50 per cent, closing in on full-pop taxation.
So basically, take away more than half of their marginal income – and also more than half of the investment income from what they are able to save from the less than half they are left with.
How about better accountability for what happens to our tax dollars? It is not a crime to be a high earner.
T.J. Machado, Mississauga
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I can’t say I disagree, especially with the last part about accountability, and the notion of it being a “crime” in today’s society to be a high-income earner.
And raising the land transfer tax by 0.5% for the value of properties over $2,000,000 is punishing those earners yet again.
Many of you don’t care, and I don’t blame you. You’re trying to figure out how to make ends meet in today’s economy, and in a city that’s being taken over by generational and foreign wealth.
But just consider that a buyer of a $4,000,000 home pays a downright stupid $152,200 in land transfer tax.
That’s a completely arbitrary tax, and always has been.
It’s not about city services related to housing, like garbage pick-up, snow-clearing, hydro lines, etc. That’s what property tax is for.
Land transfer tax is the most ridiculous, and most arbitrary tax I’ve ever seen. It’s worse than the Liberal government’s sneaky eco-taxes.
Agents Losing Keys
Here’s one the public doesn’t care about, but is worth telling.
You all know the drill regarding keys and lockboxes, right?
Be it a house or a condo, there’s a door key in a lockbox, maybe with an access FOB, and the real estate agent opens the lockbox, retrieves the key, shows the house or condo to the buyer, and puts it back.
“Puts it back” is the most important part.
Keys go missing from time to time, it happens. On a long enough time horizon, an agent is bound to forget to put back a key. The agent gets chatting with his or her buyer clients outside, for twenty minutes, and then forgets the key is in his pocket, and drives off.
But what really, really bothers me about this, however, is that nobody ever admits to it.
Not one agent, in all my years, has said, “Oh geez, yeah I woke up this morning and there was a key in my pants pocket, sorry about that.”
It’s never happened.
Last week, a key went missing at one of my listings.
I called the last three agents that had shown the property – the previous night at 7:00pm, 7:00pm, and 8:00pm. Three appointments, three agents.
All three said they handed off the key to another agent.
One agent gave me a long, convoluted story about how he had no cell phone signal in the stairwell, and had to go back down to the main level to get a signal, to check his phone, to get the code, to open the box back up and put in the key.
Then he added that he could see somebody in the unit an hour later, as he was in the building across the street, and looks into my listing.
Me thinks thou dost protest too much?
In the end, as it always does, the key magically reappeared an hour later.
But not before my client had to leave school, Uber to the condo, get another key, and go to place it in the lockbox – where the original key had now been returned.
Those are the two constants with lost keys: 1) Nobody ever admits to it. 2) The key always seems to magically reappear.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
A seller of mine came home to her condo last week, after a day’s showings (which in this crazy market is seventeen appointments), and found the following:
1) The door handle to her balcony was broken right off, and left on the counter. 2) The kitchen drawer track was broken. 3) Somebody left a Starbucks coffee cup in her bedroom. 4) Somebody left a Booster Juice cup in her sink.
This is a busy listing – $599,000 in King West, in today’s 2017 market, means close to 80 showings in a week.
But that doesn’t mean that this ceases to become “a home” and simply becomes “an asset.”
The kitchen drawer was sticky – so somebody yanked on it really hard, and broke it. Maybe that’s an honest mistake. Same goes for the balcony door, I guess.
But what really gets me is leaving behind a coffee cup.
And the person who left the Booster Juice did so knowingly, since they decided to place it in the sink! Maybe the person with the Starbucks just forgot. No excuse, but it could have been a mistake. The person who left the Booster Juice took the time to place it in the sink.
I guess they thought the maid would pick it up?
A Realtor’s Dinner
I reached a new low-point last week.
Or maybe it’s a high-point.
It depends on who you asked.
I told this story to a colleague, and he said, “That’s awesome. You’re a beauty.”
I told this story to a snobby friend-of-a-friend, and she said, “You tell a story that most people would be mortally embarrassed by, like you’re somehow, like, so proud of it.”
And then she induced vomiting so she could fit into that night’s dress…
A busy real estate agent is often on the road all day, and well into the night.
When the market is in full-swing, I’m often getting home at 10-11pm every night, and it means I’m always on the lookout for a meal.
It’s easy to forget to eat when you work in this business. I always seem to remember to drink coffee, but sometimes I get to 5pm, my stomach hurts, and I think, “Oh wow, I forgot to eat today!”
Many nights I’m presenting an offer at 7pm, then heading off to showings, then back to deal with the offer; it’s back-and-forth, east-to-west, all over.
Last week, I was insanely hungry around 10pm, and I found a Sobey’s on Dupont Street just east of Ossington. I figured I’d get one of those ready-made sandwiches or wraps, but by the time I got there, they had already cleared them all out.
I looked around everywhere, but the “prepared foods” section was completely closed.
There was only one item of prepared food left anywhere.
And it was one of those “Family-Sized” BBQ chickens.
Not exactly the “grab-and-go” type of food, is it?
Not quite something you can eat in the front seat of your car?
Well, I was absolutely starving, and I didn’t want to eat three bananas and a Granny Smith apple, thank you very much.
So I went to the cash with a travel-size Purell, a box of Kleenex, and a BBQ chicken.
And then I went into the parking lot of Sobey’s, at 10:30pm, and ate that chicken….
…..on the hood of my car.
Bare hands, just ripping and chewing, like our ancestors in 10,000 B.C. would have, except I was in an upscale neighbourhood and it was 2017.
I mucked about two-thirds of that bird, and then cleaned up with my Purell, and erased any trace of my carnivore behaviour with a piece of Dentyne Ice.
And you know what?
That car-hood dirty-bird was the best meal I had all week.
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