#I MIGJT DIE
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suddenly aventurine’s my favorite gem 😞😞😞😞
Facets of a gem
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11 months out of the year i wait for mcdonalds to bring back the holiday pie
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i l word minnie sm :[
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didn’t really have dinner last night. skipped breakfast. really fucking hungry but lunch isnt for like another 3 hours so i might pass out
#i dont even have crackers i migjt truly die#no breakfast bc i woke up late having snorted the jayvik yaoi till 1230
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I should've just done my taxes with my uncle over the phone so I can get my money back sooner but I wanted to wait to do it in person so that he would have to spend time with me indefinitely but now I have to wait 4 money </33
#i want to grt a new hand mixer idk i 4get name and a pan and and some blades#because i need more scars grrr#scar tissue is the best#i migjt give up my dreams of working in food service because im struggling so bad with making a simple cheesecake#my tools are a little subpar but a better backer would have made it work so i should just die#gonna make the cake pop things will the fucked up cheesecake but i feel nauseous looking at it#when I mess up a dessert i get nauseous at the sight of it for a while#even if its just store bought#i still feel nauseous about cheesecake since i fucked it up
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using you as a gauge for the new good omens because i also saw contextless freaking out. God speed and have fun
thank u i am not sure im having fun
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#it would have been our third anniversary in a few days#too bad im too much of an unstabke unlovabke worthless dog and becmae toomuch ro deal with ans he refised ro tell me until too lste#dont thi k i will survive it thh#dont think i want to either not witj this reminder of hie muxh of a gross fuckedup mess i am#dont think i should keep living anymoer but cnat tell ir i shpuld kill mysler before or on the day#i need to befroe i live long enougj to watch as i get replaced agaun#or have to suffwr year after year i cnat do that i camt ficming do it#bit i know it migjt huet him if i go thruogh wirj it he kwwps begigng me not to die adn refises to f0rgwt me bit i cnat do tjis i jiat cant#he mifjt be tje only friedn wjo will ecwr n0toce if iv anished nobofy else ever fuvkimg talks to me dsily liek he does its loke i dnot exis#i dnot wamt him hirt i csmt keep hyrtimg him bit tnis psim is alrwadt killong me frim the inaidw oit all dsy#why miat tjis hurt.?
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GODDAMNIT SOMEBODY SEND ME TO FHE FUCKING SEASIDE PLEASE
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literallt die die die die i hate everythjng kill me please i fucking hate it here genuinely migjt leave everything behind LEOLDODLLDOL
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i migjt as well share it here too thsi is never getting completed i did one thing and decided I hate alight motion and want it to die forever
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watching sheldon tell leonard the multiple ways he could die by correcting his deviated septum made me realize i act like him and my health anxiety migjt be crazy
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i think i migjt puke but im also stuck on the toilet with liquid ass so i don’t even know what ill do. might die
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Ok so this is what I have in the wh imortal au so far
story part
Og thread
“Witch’s heart au centered around the human side where you take the fact that wilardo is immortal and the other four(4) are mortal and flip it!(and kinda exaggerate it)”
- Wilardo Adler -
mortal human A 22 year old florist looking for flowers in a cave and then next thing they know they’ve been transported to another realm full of monsters and inhuman beings.
- Sirius Gibson -
a star(the Sirius star specifically) who lives in the sky, but can leave and visit other places if he wants. It’s also worth noting when he’s in the sky he can see everything. He can also distort gravity a little bit by making him and/or small/light objects float. Because of this he often likes wears very flowy loose light clothing. Edit: Sirius has constellations on his skin
- Claire Elford -
Bird like creature. Claire is a very friendly half bird half humanoid creature who shows Wilardo around after night falls and Sirius has to go back to the sky. Unlike most the creatures there Claire can die however it takes much more to kill her. She also lives much longer than humans to. Her arms and legs are that of a birds. She uses her arms to fly.
- Ashe Bradley -
a shapeshifting water creature (Inspo) he lives in oceans and comes up often to visit the others. He is made of water and the more water he has the bigger he can be. That’s why he’s essentially a giant when he’s in large bodies of water. His form is stable enough to be able to travel on land without consequences. When he’s on land he likes having a much smaller/ more human sided form. If he feels a lot of emotion (Especially negative ones) he can start to melt. He also likes to wear much looser clothing so he can shape-shift more comfortably.(I’m imagining something like a robe) he can also control and manipulate water that he is touching. His hair length constantly changes, most the time it is around floor length.
- Noel Levine -
Biblically accurate angel (reference 1) (reference 2)He lives in the sky and visits often. He wasn’t always like this, he was once human but died a few decades ago and became an angel. He is covered in eyes and wings. He has wings attached to the back of his head and back. He doesn’t actually have any facial features but it’s obscured by the wings, floating eyes, the eye loop things and hair that cover his face.
- Rouge -
a Medusa like creature (Inspo) I like to think she’d be a lot like that. She looks very similar but now her hair has been replaced with snakes. Also her whole turning people to stone think works with eye contact and best on humans. She’s often found in bars and places of the sort wearing a fancy red dress.
- Zizel -
a fairy/pixie. Imagine she as a tiny pixie that’s small enough to fit of peoples hands. She sips from tiny teacups and lives is big teapot. She also speaks with bell like sounds that everyone (except wilardo(and other humans)) can understand. Her and Sirius drink tea together sometimes:))
- Dorothy Elford -
Witch she look almost exactly like a human except for her point ears and ability to use magic
- Sheila -
siren/mermaid. she also looks more fish like there with visible gills, fish ears webbed fingers and various fins across her back and the backs of her forarms.
- Lime -
a catgirl or smth idk EDIT: NO IM CHANGING TJIS SHES AN OCTOPUS shes basically the same except her legs have been replaced with octopus tentacles(don’t be weird). She messes with Ashe a lot.
i migjt add more of the characters later
“Wilardo is a mortal who stumbled into a different realm of immortal and inhuman beings. The others are some of those immortal beings he comes across!”
The plot is basically wilardo and the rest of the human side try and figure out how they got here and how to get home
Wilardo got there by picking the dark lily
As a multishiper who ships wilardo with all of the human side I’m having so much fun with this
Put so much time into this I hope you like it!!
ALOS If anyone has any ideas feel free to tell me I would love to see them
#the dumbass speaks#witch’s heart#witch’s heart immortal au#witch’s heart au#whnoc#wilardo adler#sirius gibson#claire elford#ashe bradley#noel levine#rouge wh#zizel wh#dorothy elford#Sheila wh#sheila#lime wh#genderless wilardo my beloved<3#genderfluid Sirius my beloved#I was going at add drawings and references to this but that’s going to take to long#so I’ll add them later
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I migjt as well just die now-Julie
Pfftttt no Julie Lee don't do it ur so prebby-Jenny
Don't die!!!! I'd be sad!!! -♡Linda♡
You make Linda sad and then I will be sad -Lock
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