#I LOVE YOU REUNICLUS

[sandsofsolstice]

my favorites chart....

Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:

Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.

My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.

[vela-pulsars]

"While it could use its psychic abilities in battle, this Pokémon prefers to swing its powerful arms around to beat opponents into submission."

[cartoonishreal]

Welcome back to "Where the fuck I have been is nnnONE of you businessss!!!!!"/lh

[catbreon-draws]

I spent way too long on this… I kept adding more and more unnecessary detail and then suddenly I realized I had logged nearly eight hours on this one adoptable… but you know what, it looks great. I love this thing. It’s a mimikyu x reuniclus fusion designed after a voodoo doll btw

Please consider sharing my art if you like it, thank you! My commission details and available pokemon adoptables are in my pinned post. Please PM me if interested!

[marshmallowloves]

THESE PICKS ARE SO GOOD AAAAA THANK YOU??? HOW TF DO YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN I DO ASFJSHFJ

(and Camerupt being a gift from a certain someone omg shut up I'm dying fjfhsjfj I will take such good care of it)

For the Poké Ball ask thing: I've always adored Cherish Balls the most! Cause usually it means there's something special and lore-heavy and possibly mythical in there 👀 (and they just look so dang cool!)

OOOH GOOD CHOICE Cherish balls are so pretty....

Now for the team I picked for you!

(And the trainer that most reminded me of you)

It would've been criminal not to give you a Froslass first of all. Maybe that's your ace?

Reuniclus for your more sciencey tendencies and a reference to some of your si!

Camerupt as perhaps a special gift from a certain someone 👀👀👀

Purple bow alcremie because she just seems like a pokemon you would enjoy!

Hisuian Goodra because I know you would take such good care of it and protect it when it's feeling shy. And it would protect you too in turn!

And last but not least, Meloetta because you seem to like mythicals and I feel like the two of you would get along great! 💕

[maybecoffeemixed]

MAIN PLOT LINE OF DLC HAS BEEN FINISHED, SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (long post, be warned)

7.8/10, kieran doesn't actually kill us.

Seriously though, I enjoyed it!! Since I don't actually own the game (we poor), I watched a no-commentary playthrough so there are plenty of things I very likely missed, including optional dialog, side-quests, and whatever that thing with the professors is (still lookin' for a video without some guy over it), so I can only comment on the bits I saw! That being said, here we go.

First of all, the BATTLES!! Despite not being able to play them myself, they looked SUPER fun!! I screamed when I saw Lacey's tailwind/lightscreen prankster whimsicott, and even MORE so when I saw it was sashed! I loved the usage of competitive items, and the fact that all their teams weren't completely mono-type, each having one exception to their type (Lacey's excadrill, Crispin's Exeggcutor, Amarys's Reuniclus, and Drayton's Sceptile) that they DIDN'T terrastalize was lovely touch!! Amarys's fight was super hype in particular, despite having an over 20 level advantage, the person I watched still nearly wiped to her! Her trick room AI does appear a bit goofy, but it's a small flaw. Finally, Kieran's battle... I personally adore a good rain team, but unfortunately Kieran's politoed was frozen at the start of the battle, and remained that way all the way til the end, so I can't honestly say how difficult it looked. The one thing I will say is that before the indigo disk was out, I created a hypothetical team for Kieran, and I CALLED that Grimmsnarl!! Literally even the focus sash. If anyone's curious, here was the hypothetical team I made. I'm a nuzlocker, not a competitive player, so it very well may be shit. Apologies in advance.

Next is the characters!! Every design slapped as always, and I enjoyed their personalities! Lacey was adorbs, Crispin was fun, and Amarys might just be one of my new favorites! As for Drayton? Let me tell you, I was side-eyeing him the whole time the MOMENT after he said THIS to Kieran.

After all the hype around dokutaro/peechikeen (now know as pecharunt, apparently), and all the speculation that Kieran would fall victim to its influence, him saying "that's just peachy" made my rat brain go into overdrive. In the end, I think it was just Legends Arceus giving me Volo flashbacks.

Now, the main event... KIERAN! Let me tell you, he gave me GOOSEBUMPS. Every time he appeared, I could feel a chill run up my spine, and his battle had my heart RACING. ESPECIALLY his breakdown at the end of it! One of the best times I've had in a good while. The animation, his reaction, all of it was GREAT!! It was so refreshing to see him not immediately heel-face turn.

Unfortunately, though, what happened after that all disappointed me. I admit I got too attached to the Dokutaro Posession theory, buy it was still disappointing for Dokutaro (I know that's not its name, leave me be) to not play any role in the main story. It felt like a natural conclusion to what the game was setting up, I thought he'd throw the master ball at terapagos, it'd fail, and he'd become so overwhelmed with everything that has happened that he'd succumb to Dokutaro's control and we'd have to fight the Dokutaro-Kieran with Terapagos's aid. That's not what happened, and I felt a bit sad. His recovery from his breakdown was still set up nicely and had some atleast sufficient justification, but it still felt like too-little too-soon. It felt more like he just gave up all together rather than defeated his demons. He'd never be as strong as the player, and that's that, which is a sour note to leave off on.

We see that he legitimately has nothing. All the other students left the MOMENT he was defeated. No one came to help the kid who was clearly having a panic attack. The BB league cares about him, sure, but I wouldn't consider them his friends. They all thought Kieran getting defeated would "fix" him, and even when he clearly wasn't any better after being defeated, they didn't do anything to assist him. Sure, sometimes when someone has climbed so high, you gotta let them fall, but once they do, you can't just leave them lying on the ground. You need to be there to lift them back up before they start digging.

This isn't an attack on the BB league at ALL. Like I said, I really enjoyed their characters! In fact, this reaction is part of the reason I like them so much. It adds depth.

I just wish that Kieran DID start digging, and that it led to something bigger. Even if Dokutaro wasn't involved, I atleast wanted the final battle with him to be that big thing, and not just a turtle that can't do anything but throw out weak earthpowers.

Though the biggest failing to me is that Kieran apologizes to us, but we don't apologize to him. We as in the player, and Carmine

Kieran's actions are his own and I'm not saying he shouldn't have apologized, but he wasn't solely culpable for how things turned out. We and Carmine purposefully lied, kept a secret that was dear to him, and were the straw that broke the camel's back. Even if we the player didn't apologize, Carmine should've!! Her treatment of Kieran heavily impacted him, and he mirrored her abuse (Kieran telling Carmine to "Shut it", just like she did to him, for example).

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, was in the wrong here. Kieran took things too far, Carmine behavior is a serious problem, and the played character was complicit.

I'm not demonizing anyone here, I am the number one Carmine defender after all, but everyone needs to take responsibility. Not. Just. Kieran.

I relate heavily to both Kitakami siblings, as both an elder sister with younger siblings who she's accidentally mistreated, and as a little sister with an older sibling who treats me like I'm lesser.

I've lashed out at my older sibling, and while my reaction wasn't proportional, it doesn't mean my emotions weren't justified.

I have severe genetic anger issues (that I'm now thankfully medicated for), and have unjustly taken them out on my younger siblings.

Carmine needs to apologize too, or the cycle will just continue. Maybe she already did and I missed it, or maybe it happens in the post-game. However, if she didn't? It makes me feel unresolved.

Anyways, that all I gotta say on it!! Hope someone enjoyed this overly long rambling!!

(P.S. I still don't trust dragon boy. "Thats just peachy" my ASS, you know something ya toothpaste haired cunt. Why did they request to bring ya along to area zero anyways, ya plot relevant FUCK.)

[yellosnacc]

if you could redesign a pokemon or digimon to your own style what would it be and why?

I'm not really sure if you mean redesigning them in a way I would like them more or which Pokemon would fit my pre-existing style of drawing/world?

I feel pretty visually connected to a bunch of the ultra-beasts. Some creepy mons and some very cute ones like Clobbopus, Reuniclus, and Joltik, Tarountula... while Blaziken is my starter.

so here's a clobbopus who isn't an octopus and has only one fist

I redesigned him just because I love this little guy! I have a plush of him.

And here's a redesign of a Pokemon I was very disappointed with. He deserves his long butt!!! - Spidops

This is not probably what you meant with your ask but these were fun!

[pokemonranch]

Is drinking carbonated sour drinks harmful for Reuniclus? My baby boy loves lemon soda, but then you can see him fizzing. He looks like a soda himself once he has finished drinking. Is that normal for them?

I don't think it is harmful, they use their goo to dissolve food and expel waste, so he's probably just gettin' rid of the excess CO2 after drinking it!

I'd be more concerned 'bout the sugar intake in a Psychic type. Sugar rushes are bad on a regular 'mon, but if you have one that can rearrange your furniture with its mind, I'd leave the sodas for a very occasional pre-training treat

[heavymetallovrrr]

in light of what would Tommy do what gym leader types do you think the Smosh cast has?

i’m so glad you asked because i have actually thought about this

im also saying what i think their ace pokemon would be

ian: ground type! i feel like there are so many ground types that ian would resonate with LMFAOOO so i have a few options for his ace, such as Donphan, Krookodile, Diggersby and Quagsire (or clodsire)

anthony: dark type naturally. what else would i pick for our 15 year old instagram edge lord (/pos, he’s just like me tbh). his ace would either be Absol, Houndoom, Scrafty, Kingambit or Obstagoon. I’m mostly leaning towards Kingambit or Absol.

courtney: fairy type! i feel like she would run a fairy gym just because courtney is just. :3. her ace would be Tinkaton, Hatterene or Mawile!

shayne: grass type..he gives me calm grass type trainer tbh. his ace would either be simisage (hate these fucking monkeys but shayne would love simisage i fear), Hydrapple or Ludicolo!

damien: ghost type! pretty sure he likes…gengar……..? damien isn’t one of my fav cast members so i wouldn’t know too much. but if he likes gengar then sooo true cause gengar is my fav :) BUT ANYWAYS. his ace could be Sableye, Spiritomb, or Gengar!

keith: rock type! his ace would either be Armadlo or Coalossal, idk what else to say it’s just a vibe

olivia: ice or psychic tbh. For ice, her ace would be Glaceon, Weavile or Froslass. for psychic, her ace would be Reuniclus, Meowstic, or Gardevoir.

tommy: normal type OBVIOUSLY. and his ace would either be ditto or porygon OBVIOUSLY. if not his ace would be staraptor because of the hair LMFAO

spencer: funny enough i also think spencer is normal type! his ace would be dundunsparce, slaking or zangoose

amanda: fighting type! muy thai people don’t play around let me tell you that. i think her ace would be Mienshao! amanda gives me bea from gen 8 if bea had fun and was a silly gal

angela: I actually have two options for angela! i feel like she could either be bug or electric type! i’m more lenient to bug type however. her ace for a bug gym would either be Kricketune or Heracross (it’s kinda giving bug from sword af!). I think for electric she could have Ampharos or Alolan Raichu as her ace. or you could give her galvantula in either scenario

arasha: again, I have two possible ones for her. It’s either fire or poison. If we went down the fire route, her ace would be Ninetales or Braixen. If we went down the poison route, her ace would be Nidoqueen/Nidoking (idc) or Seviper! or you can say fuck it and in either scenario give her Salazzle LOL

chanse: naturally i have to give our dragon loving king the dragon type gym! his ace could be most of the dragon types cause they’re all fucking powerful, but i have like 3 that i think chanse would love. he could go with flygon, kommo-o or dragonite!

trevor: he’s giving me flying or steel! for flying, his ace would be Metagross or Duraladon. for flying, his ace would be Cramorant or Altaria

[nomstellations]

A Feast fit for a Glutton

hi! here's that self indulgent ass vore fic i wrote in a moment of strong thirst. 1.5k words, contains male pred/female prey, quarter size vore, pokevore, stuffing, some suggestive bits (mostly just moaning) and mentions of digestion (it happens to the food rather than the prey). the characters here are both my ocs and are in a relationship (sorta), and of course the pokemon depicted are gijinkas!

The table was set. 

Delicious food ranging from tender steaks, to lamb chops, to crab legs and other seafood with a wide array of sides and snacks covered the table completely. This was…probably not even enough to satisfy him completely, but it was the best she could do with what was available. She had a feeling he'd be having a little extra dessert afterwards, but…this was a reward for a battle well-fought. He did the best, and her team was always made to feel special for doing so.

Celeste didn't have to wait long- the smell of food always attracted the Reuniclus, who floated right into the dining room with a lazy, hungry smile on his face. "Woah-ho-ho~! A whole feast for me, Lessie? I think I just died n' went to heaven, heh heh~"  Celeste just smiled, watching as her childhood friend eyed the bountiful feast before him. "You know the way it works, Ribo! You perform well, you eat well! Whatever you want, you can have." A sly smile spreads upon his face. "Whatever I want, eh…? Oh, I've got myself a greeeaaat idea, heheh…" 

In a literal flash, Celeste found herself standing near the table's leg. He's gotten a lot snappier about using Minimize- and his telekinesis gently lifted his small trainer up to his smug face. "As much as I'd love to claim my prize now…I can't let this food go to waste! You can have the best seat in the house while I feast, how's about that lil' Lessie?" She sighs, rolling her eyes. She figured he'd want to devour her too, but this was his victory meal… "Alright Ribo, whatever. You're letting all the things I made get cold!"

Making a satisfied hum, the Reuniclus cradles his trainer in his squishy jellylike hands as he settles himself into a chair situated in front of all the food, letting her rest in his lap right in front of his stomach. It was audible how hungry he was, it growled and whined pathetically as if he hadn't eaten all day. That was quick to change- Ribo wasted no time in digging into his feast, and the quiet of the room was overtaken by the sounds of his gorging. Being where she is it was easy to hear- the smacking of his lips, every gulp and swallow he took, and the gurgling of his stomach as it started to fill with food. He really knew how to pack it away…

Celeste's mind wandered as he ate. She was going to be part of that at some point- she had no idea how he could fit that much food into him and still have room for a person, but Ribo had always been a big eater for as long as she’s known him. He somehow managed to stay rail-thin despite his constant gorging…maybe psychic types had particularly strong digestive systems to keep up with their energy demands. She wasn’t particularly worried about being eaten either, despite the risks that came with being eaten alive. He’s done it before and while it got her clothes dirty, she was ultimately unharmed. He claimed he could only feel full once he had swallowed her, but she had the feeling he had just developed a taste for his trainer at some point…

Speaking of that…a rumble rippled its way across her back. His stomach was full enough to press against her already? She hadn’t zoned out for long, but when Celeste turned she was greeted with his rounded gut starting to peek out from beneath his shirt. The sounds of digestion were audible, his stomach busily burbled and gurgled as it worked at his meal. Ribo leaned back as he started to chug a bottle of soda, and Celeste could just barely hear it fizzing as it collected inside his stomach. He belched as the bottle was emptied, and his stomach bubbled with carbonation. She opted to work her little hands into his stomach, kneading out a few extra belches and satisfied hums and moans from her pokemon. She won’t have to worry about too many belches squeezing her now…she turned around and let herself rest against his belly again, with the sounds of digestion overtaking her thoughts. But now that she thinks about it, he's been awful quiet after that…

Ribo's hand came suddenly, scooping her up in one smooth movement and holding her up in front of his face. He slowly licked his lips, smiling as he cast his hungry gaze on her. “Heeeey~ Guess who's got room for dessert? And guess who's lookin’ like dessert…”Celeste took this opportunity to look back at the table, seeing that he somehow managed to pack away most of that feast she made. “Ribo, I just don't know how your stomach does it. That was enough food for four people!” Her companion beamed proudly, with his stomach echoing the sentiment with a loud grumble. “That's a trade secret, eheheh! Say, why don't you ask it in person? But…mm…you could be bigger…”

He set her down again, right on top of his belly as his eyes glowed. Her size shifted once more, only growing large enough to just barely wrap her arms around his stuffed gut. “Mm~ Much better, wouldn't ya say Lessie? Dessert's got to be the cherry on top after all!” Both of his hands came to lift her up, positioning her above his head with her looking down at him. “Come on, Ribo…it's not like you to draw out mealtime.”“Oh?” One of his slimy horns twitched. “You're making it sound like you want to be inside, heheh~ Your wish is my command, my lady~”

His tone was playful and teasing, Celeste couldn't help but flush at his callout. Ribo’s maw opened wide beneath her, his tongue wiggling playfully as he began to lower her inside. His tongue traveled up her legs; a pleased hum vibrated around them as his mouth closed. The tasting continued for a moment before he suddenly swallowed, pulling her lower half and most of her torso into his mouth and down his throat. She kept still for now- he mostly loved a struggle once she was entirely sealed inside. He was really taking his time, holding her there for a minute or two before opening up to swallow again. His trainer sunk deeper into him, with her head being the last thing left to swallow. Faintly, she can feel fingers press against her from outside…and with a final, deep gulp, she was pulled down his gullet. The slide down was slow- he didn't bother with actively swallowing anymore, instead opting to let peristalsis do all the work. Gently, Celeste was pulled down past his excitedly thumping heart, and she could hear his busy stomach beginning to approach.

It felt like forever, but she was finally pushed into Ribo's gut. It was mostly full of half-digested gunk, though there were definitely whole chunks of food he gulped down in here. There wasn't a lot of room to start with, and the chyme reached her chest, but she pushed and squirmed around in an effort to settle in. The contents of his stomach sloshed around with her movements, grumbling and burbling noisily as its meal got comfortable. “Oooh~ aah, mmgh…Lessie…” He moaned in stuffed bliss, hands already pressing against his stomach to knead and massage it. “You fill me so good…~”

Someone sounded happy. Good, that was the point of all this. A belch suddenly rippled out of him, causing his churning stomach to close in tight for a moment. The walls relented only slightly, pushing against her as it worked on processing all of this food. Celeste reached out, pressing her hands into the folds of his gut to help it along. “Ohh, perfect.…good girl, that's the spot…” The Reuniclus reclined there for a short while, resting his hands on his stomach and just enjoying the feeling of being full. Any outsiders could clearly tell by his large round stomach and the loud sounds of digestion that he had a large meal to sleep off, and the gentle movement and bumps from inside meant it was particularly lively…but to her surprise, she could feel movement after a while of thinking he had fallen asleep.

“Mmh, so sleepy…let's go enjoy you somewhere more private, hm?”

He stood up, his gut sloshing and rocking as he moved. Celeste's world rocked around her, but the steady rhythm of the stomach walls shifting and compressing didn't let up an inch. Ribo moved slowly though the movement stirred up a couple belches; his destination was a hammock set outside in the sun. He carefully settled inside, unbuttoning his pants to let his gut expand as he laid down. The extra room wasn't much for his dinner guest when she was sharing space with a pool of half-digested food, but her new resting position wasn't bad. 

The sunlight against his stomach helped stir up digestion even more, making his belly warm and active. On the outside he slowly rubbed and kneaded his stomach, swaying in the hammock. The heat and movement was relaxing, and she knew she'd be released eventually…slipping into a food coma with her lifelong companion wasn't a bad idea.

[p1nkc4lyps0]

I fucking love when people who aren't pokemon fans have weird favorite pokemon like pokemon fans do. Like my faves are reuniclus, blue shellos and espurr. My mum likes jigglypuff because it sharpies on people's face in their sleep, ove met someone who wasn't a fan but like smeargle.

two of my best friends who between them, one of them played pokemon go for like a month and that's it, have the faves of solrock and mega banette

Why the fuck do you know them

[elytrafemme]

THE ANNOYING THING IS for obvious reasons when they made black and white and then the sequels they wanted it so kids who played the direct sequel could get the other legendary so you have reshiram and zekrom. my problem is i don't really give a fuck and i want a reuniclus more than ANYTHINGGG but like does this disrupt the lore consistency!! i don't know!! like i'd also get to play with a lilligant which is awesome because of the trading card app (i luv lilligant) and like i do love grumpig but i would get an elekid which is my best friend's favorite and then i could name it after him and clap and cheer. i'd also get a camelrupt. Well it appears my mind is made i'm just annoyed because like the Lore!!!!!!!!! But i doubt it matters that much right?

[emi-writings]

DSMP Pokemon AU Teams

I have been sitting on this AU for a while, and I figured I'd share the teams I came up with to see how people are feeling about the idea of this AU.

So here are the teams! Let me know what you think!

Wilbur: Eevee (Shiny, and I can't decide if it should evolve into an Umbreon or Sylveon), Zoroark, Corviknight, Chandelure, Lilligant, Milotic

Quackity: Liepard, Gyarados, Skarmory, Hydreigon, Sableye, Ceruledge

Kristin: Mismagius, Dusknoir, Gourgeist, Mimikyu, Froslass, Dragapult

Philza: Honchkrow, Arboliva, Golurk, Aerodactyl, Archeops, Cradily

Niki: Dachsbun, Altaria, Lurantis, Absol, Copperajah, Flareon

Technoblade: Mamoswine, Beartic, Aurorus, Glaceon, Weavile, Walrein

Tommy: Eevee, Galarian Zigzagoon, Rockruff, Burmy (Male), Venipede, Scraggy

Tubbo: Skiddo, Weedle, Combee, Cutiefly, Minor (Green Core), Snover

Ranboo: Espurr (Male), Espurr (Female), Furfrou (Matron Trim), Mightyena, Minccino, Sinistea

Puffy: Dubwool, Ampharos, Mantine, Audino, Armarouge, Togekiss

Hannah: Roserade, Tinkaton, Sawsbuck, Florges, Bisharp, Alcremie (Ruby Swirl, Love Sweet)

Tina: Morpeko, Grimmsnarl, Houndoom, Goodra, Meowscarada, Mienshao

Eret: Galarian Rapidash, Gardevoir, Gallade, Tsareena, Alolan Ninetails, Lapras

Sally: Seaking, Baile Oricorio, Midnight Lycanroc, West Gastrodon, Maractus, Kingdra

Charlie: Reuniclus, Alolan Muk, Marowak, Grafaiai, Ditto, Alremie (Matcha Cream, Clover Sweet)

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Me roasting Unova.

Victini: Despite being the victory pokemon, you seem to have a lot of weaknesses.

Snivy: Remember smug leaf?

Servine: Enjoy having limbs while you can.

Serperior: I'm a snake, slithering in your garden.

The tepig line: Who wants pork dinner?

Oshawott: Ash's most useless pokemon.

Dewott and Samurott: Have a biped evolve into a quadruped, and no one bats an eye, but have a quadruped evolve into biped and all the fans go wild.

Patrat and Watchog: Have you two been skipping sleep? I mean just look at those eyes.

Lillipup: It's funny how Gamefreak indirectly admitted they think dogs are smarter than kids.

Herdier: You're not a pokemon. You're just a cartoon dog. Don't lie.

Stoutland: This pokemon has shed a lot of tears.

Purrloin: The Angelica of the pokemon world.

Liepard: Galarian Articuno, you are not.

Passage: This is most likely what inspired Grookey.

Simisage: Hello, Johnny Bravo wannabe.

Pansear: I wouldn't be able to guess it was based on the hear no evil monkey if it didn't have its hand by its ear.

Simisear: How does it feel to be one of the most hated pokemon?

Panpour: It's not even trying to hint towards it being the see no evil monkey pokemon!

Simipour: Props to this pokemon for not conforming to toxic masculinity.

Munna and Musharna: I'm creeped out by these pokemon looking like fetuses.

Pidove, Tranquill, and Unfezant: I feel like these have to be some of the most unnecessarily hated pokemon.

Blitzle and Zebstrika: I thought we were in America, not Africa.

Roggenrola: So is this supposed to be a rock eye?

Boldore: It's really forgettable outside of being one of Ash's pokemon in the anime.

Gigalith: Just Golem 2.0.

Woobat and Swoobat: Zubat and Golbat but fluffier.

Drilbur and Excadrill: These guys hate when you reset before saving.

Audino: I love this pokemon, but its name is just a corny pun.

Timburr, Gurdurr, and Conkeldurr: Were the vains necessary?

Tympole: I always forget that this is pure water type.

Palpitoad: Don't worry, you'll get arms eventually.

Seismitoad: Are those giant warts heavy?

Sawk and Throh: Insert Muppet joke here.

Sewaddle: Its mouth looks like a fortune cookie.

Swadloon: It looks like it was forced out of bed.

Leavanny: Dem legs.

Venipede: This pokemon is pretty forgettable if I can't think of a way to roast them.

Whirlipede: 360!

Scolipede: The bug centaur

Cottonee: How does it feel to be just a head?

Whimsicott: I saw it without hair, and it looks like a gingerbread man.

Petilil: Why would people just eat their leaves?

Lilligant: This pokemon is way too high maintenance!

Basculin: Mmmm...fish fry....

Sandile, Krokorok, and Krookodile: Again, I thought we were in America, not Africa.

Darumaka: What sick people would put this pokemon's shit in their clothes!?

Darmanitan: Look at that thousand yard stare.

Maractus: Why does it have an OwO face?

Dwebble and Crustle: So crab = water type, but hermit crab = bug type? Seems about right.

Scraggy and Scrafty: The fact they wear their dead skin is kinda gross.

Sigilyph: Ah, yes, biblically accurate pokemon...

Yamask and Cofagrigus: It goes from having a sad story to being another disturbing ghost type.

Tirtouga and Carracosta: These two are overshadowed by their bird like counterpart.

Archen and Archeops: The most crippling ability besides Slow start.

Trubbish and Garbodor: They're literally garbage pokemon. Need I say more?

Zorua and Zoroark: The edgy fur bait pokemon.

Minccino and Cinccino: I don't know if these pokemon would love or hate that I'm messy.

Gothita: Stop staring at me with those soulless eyes!

Gothorita: Are the weird growths on your head supposed to represent earrings?

Gothitelle: The goth gf pokemon.

Solosis, Duosion, and Reuniclus: So we're making cell pokemon without considering the implications?

Ducklett and Swanna: Actual ugly duckling pokemon.

Vanillite, Vanillish, and Vanilluxe: Mmmm...icecream...

Deerling and Sawsbuck: To bad you were made for a feature that was removed the next generation.

Emolga: Why did they made this pokemon a gluttonous bitch in the anime?

The Karrablast line and the Shelmet line: You think these two would be next to each other in the pokedex, but no.

Foongus and Amoonguss: Based on a stupid pun.

Frillish and Jellicent: These pokemon are total psychos!

Alomomola: I feel like not making this the evolution of luvdisc was one of the biggest missed opportunities.

Joltik and Galvantula: Stop stealing my phone energy, damn you!

Farroseed: Deadliest egg ever.

Ferrothorn: Deadliest plant.

Klink, Klang, and Klinklang: Lamest pokemon ever.

Tynamo: It looks like a certain hygiene product.

Eelektrik: Laziest name ever.

Eelektross: Now the only pokemon with no weaknesses outside of certain pokemon holding a balloon.

Elgyem and Beheeyem: More ultra beast before ultra beast were a thing.

Litwick, Lampent, and Chandelure: These guys have some of the most fucked up dex entries!

Axew, Fraxure, and Haxorus: Do you guys need braces?

Cuchoo: Someone give this pokemon a tissue!

Beartic: Is that a snot beard!?

Cryogonal: Why does this pokemon learn attract?

Stunfisk: The punching bag pokemon.

Mienfoo and Mienshao: 🎶Everyone was kung-fu fighting!🎶

Druddigon: This looks over desined.

Golett and Golurk: I swear these pokemon are in every region after their debut.

Pawniard and Bisharp: These pokemon make more sense in Galar than Unova.

Bouffalant: Disco tauros.

Rufflet and Braviary: Now we have some actually american pokemon.

Vullaby: Is that skull diaper uncomfortable?

Mandibuzz: Another unfortunate japanese name.

Heatmor: Only created to eat another pokemon.

Durant: How does that 4x fire weakness feel?

Deino: How can you see?

Zweilous: How awful would it be to have another head that enemies with you?

Hydreigon: Why would anyone want to obtain such a destructive pokemon in the pokemon universe?

Larvesta: I bet this used to be Snoop Dogg's favorite pokemon.

Volcarona: The hardest bug type to evolve.

Cobalion, Terrakion, and Virizion: The three musketeers.

Keldeo: And the forgotten forth member.

Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus: Why is Landorus after the box legendaries instead of being next to the other genies?

Reshiram: Were the crotch feathers necessary?

Zekrom: It kinda reminds me of shadow lugia.

Kyurem: Can you pick up anything with those tiny arms?

Meloetta: Look at this Miku wannabe.

Genesect: Another cautionary tale of trying to tamper with the forces of nature.

[rev-wrath]

The electricity went out in my flat and it is *checks temperature* 33C with 67 humidity (let’s go) and I want to ask- what Pokemon do u see with each of the Hargreeves siblings? The only solid ideas I have for them are Luther having a team consisting mostly of fighting Pokemon but with moon themed ones in between. Klaus having ghost types (mainly against his will cause they just keep following him) Viktor with sound related ones like noibat/Kricketot. Diego with a Bisharp. Five and Allison are trickier me thinks cause they’re related to space and reality so unless we lob them with legendaries…

I was waiting for this, because I thought about asking you about this. But I am so sorry for how hot it is in your flat (I had to look it up), the ventilation system in my house stopped working for some time and it was fucking awful. Here are Hargreeves Pokemon:

Luther - Lunatone obviously, Oranguru or Rillabloom, Machoke, he and Diego have Throh and a Sawk respectively, Hawlucha

Diego - Sawk, Bisharp, Hitmontop, Blaziken, for some reason Aron.

Allison - Giving her a Mienshao and Lopunny, Pheromosa, Gardevoir, Rapidash (Galarian Form), Espeon, Jigglypuff

Klaus - A Grapploct, Dedenne for some reason, Haunter and Gengar, Duskull, Spectrier, Phantump. A Mimikyu that often scares him.

Five - Reuniclus, Absol, Abra, Umbreon, Musharna, Unown.

Viktor - A Mimikyu that he loves so much. Unown. Chatot, Noibat, Whismur, Meloetta.

This is what I'm putting down for them for now.

[n0rtist]

I love your fat cell boy (and the others) and it reminds me of the pokemon variations days of the internet when I saw reuniclus forms based on other cell types (and made a normal type one based off of fat cells[my reasoning was Snorlax was fat and normal type])

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