#I LOVE THIS GREMLIN CHILD 😈

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Nimona + text post(s)

[rednite-dork]

I've been thinking of SebastianXMC children for a whole day so I couldn't help myself and decided to draw them 💕

Meet the Sallow kids!

Hazel Sallow

the firstborn

sorted into Slytherin

is a perfect mix of her parents and also somehow looks a lot like Anne??? 🤔

Being the eldest child she has adopted the leaderlike role among her siblings - which might or might not make her quite bossy in the eyes of her siblings

is quite adventurous but that trait is often repressed as she often gets a duty to look after her younger siblings

Samuel Sallow

the second child

sorted into Ravenclaw

looks very similar to Sebastian that makes you do a double-take when you meet him, but is a lot more collected and calmer than his father was in the younger years.

loves to read, always with a book

has a sassy edge to him, but doesn't show it often

Peter Sallow

the third child

the genetic oddball

when he was born, his hair was red like his mother's but as he grew into a toddler, his hair turned blonde (much to his mother's disappointment). And to make things even weirder, as he grew older, his hair gradually started to turn to brown most of his other family members owned.

gets into trouble - without his consent 😤

he's the embodiment of "why is it when something happens, it's always you?" "believe me professor, I've been asking myself the same question my whole life"

sorted into Gryffindor

Mabel Sallow

the youngest of the bunch

and the gremlin of the four

she's the apple of her mother's eye, possessing all the features from her side of the family (just don't tell MC Mabel's hair turns chestnut brown as she grows older--)

knows she can get away with almost anything, and abuses this fact 😈

sorted into Slytherin (naturally)

[faewildif]

I honestly can't wait to play as a little gremlin to the fea lords/council but is a complete angel to their parents like putting a water bucket at their door, placing animal poop at their bedsheets, putting food bomb in their dinner. When they all had enough and try to report to the king and queen will be like :

Lords: " Your Majesty, your heir have bring nothing but chaos to us all!!! "

King/Queens : look at MC sitting on their lap innocently swinging their feet " Such nonsense, my child is nothing short of a saint, now i suggest you stop spreading lies of my child before i have your tongue cut off peasant!!!! "

Child MC: look up at their parents with puppy eyes : " May i please be excused mommy / daddy 🥺"

King/Queen : "You may my angel, and bring a few guards with you " kiss MC forehead as they get up and leave

(What the king/queen don't see is the maniacal grin that the MC is giving the fea that just paint themselves a target and is already planning hundred of pranks revolving this poor sucker as the next victim)😈😈

Kelnan: Darling, look! Our little one is fully embracing their fae upbringing. Next thing you know they'll be stealing names!

Lesae: We're so proud! Oh, but my love, they're not rigging that smoke sachet quite correctly. I'll go help them.

Kelnan: Yes, do.

[papermint-airplane]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 😈

I picked Uriah this time and I had to wait to answer this because I wanted to do a whole photoshoot for it. I had to be extra. He demands it.

🖤 Uriah Voss 💜

I cannot pronounce his name correctly in my accent. 🤣 Instead of Yoo-rye-uh, it comes out sounding like Yoo-rah. It's funny because I was originally going to name him a different super old-fashioned old man name (Ira, if you're curious, which I also can't pronounce correctly in my accent) but when the game randomly generated Uriah, it was too perfect to pass up. I don't think anyone has been named Uriah since like the 1800s but it suits him so well somehow. Voss was also randomly generated by the game which I kept because I just thought it was kind of pretty sounding and fit nicely with his wack-ass first name.

2. Uriah is an only child...at least for now. He likes to say that's because when the Watcher saw how perfect he was, she broke the mold so he could never be duplicated. While it's true that he is perfect, I've cloned him in two different save files and saved him to the bin, so technically speaking there are three of this lil gremlin boy. Lord help us all. I haven't made him any siblings or other family members and I don't know if I ever will but if a story opportunity presents itself in the future, there's no telling what kind of relatives he'll suddenly spawn! 😈

3. If it wasn't immediately obvious, Uriah loves fashion. He craves attention and if his clothes aren't constantly screaming "look at me," he might actually shrivel up and die. He's constantly experimenting with his look, sometimes to ridiculous extremes, and he likes to push the envelope as far as gender norms are concerned. While he likes the looks he gets, he actually doesn't really care much what people think of him. If he wants to wear a dress and heels, he will. If he wants to wear a bat kigurumi, he will. If he wants to wear nothing at all...well...that one might actually get me in trouble, but I wouldn't put it past him.

4. Uriah's sexuality is complicated. You could say he's bi, you could say he's pan, you could say he's a lot of things. Honestly, he's just attracted to pretty Sims with nice clothes, regardless of their gender. He's not totally shallow and he does want to find his soul mate and have a loving relationship, blah blah blah, but you gotta look good if you're going to be his partner! Casual dressers need not apply.

5. Uriah might not be entirely...human. 👉👈 What do I mean by that? Who's to say? 😇

[11queensupreme11]

Queen how does it feel to be a genius?

Girl, I'm here, reading and being so 😈

(Queen, I almost made this anonymous cause... I'm really horny? And I didn't know!?)

Cause you know I'm a Poseidon's bitch but also uncle Hades you're doing a pretty good job with my girl you the reason she forgets about blondes

Like, having sex (that was sex, no matter if you say it wasn't) without penetration cause he knows he'd keep doing it, no matter what the consequences are?

*horny grip*

(Hades, making Percy cum with his finger the moment Poseidon enters... He doesn't stop and Percy is just squirting while telling Poseidon to not see...)

My girl would be having the time of her life with them, good for her

Now, in my mind, Hades makes a party and invites Poseidon, just to have his child distracting him meanwhile he's licking Percy in the other room

Now, Percy sleeping in Poseidon and Hades tits? Girl, leave some for the rest

Also, is the knowledge SHE IS STILL WET WHILE HER FATHER TAKES HER TO HOME

Percy just prays that nothing comes down her cause she doesn't have panty (cue to Hades masturbating to them) and Poseidon being 🤨 cause he knows his brother's niece kink but like, he wouldn't dare... Right?

Now, if I was writing fanfiction about your fic? Poseidon would sit her down on his dick and "teach" her about being pure and not letting lost herself to lust

Poor Percy ends trembling and crying to the end of it

But I'm not (?) So I'm just giggling at your work and encouraging Poseidon to make SOMETHING!

I knew it was going to be good, but no do good, you throw me back to my Wattpad era

Also, Loki panicking cause he lost her and what if she ends up participating in the orgy? That would be karma right there

Loki: fortunately, you didn't do anything that day, right?:D

Percy: haha yes nothing happens... At the party

Loki: why are you so specific?🤨

Now I'm wondering how they are going to be? He's a crazy bitch, and we know he doesn't care about her opinion, so I'm picturing him fighting her and kissing her until she really wants something

But also, right now he's in the friendzone��� (a Chad somewhere had a chill), he's her best friend (kinda)

He could enter to her changing her clothes and just found that she's pissed about him no knocking (like her asking if he saw her piss? Girl, your priorities are kinda a mess, kick him out and then ask) he needs to fight for her to see him something different

(Thor is laughing internally cause it is karma)

The fight scene was so funny, Percy really said: you look like shit, let me treat you like one

Loki's crush on her cause she is just as chaotic as him, her just has the world around her finger and isn't afraid of using it

I heard him fall when she was "I know how to count :D" he was loving her gremlin era

I love all the yandere but Loki is dear to me (never as dear as Poseidon but close) cause he's so funny and just makes Percy to be herself again and loving it

Queen, loving your work as always thanks so much for the update and remember we love Nico :D

YEAH HADES WAS DOING ALL THAT HE COULD TO HOLD HIMSELF BACK CUZ HE KNEW THE SECOND HIS DICK GOES IN HER, HE'S GONNA LOSE IT 🥵

also.... i can see how much you like loki from this ask..... unfortunately, there's something you need to be warned about: loki is not what he seems so be careful 😔😔😔

[lau-mit]

More headcanons (most of Young Justice)

1. After Bart's arrival, Wally was the fastest of all the team, like, he talked so quick that only Robin and Conner could understand him (Robin understood him because he's his bestie and he knows him for a loong time and Conner because his powers). But when Bart appeared even Wally struggled to get all that Bart said, like this little cutie could and would talk so freaking fast that no one could keep up with him, and he talked a LOT; so Wally finally felt like his teammates.

2. When Nightwing introduced the team to little Timmy, all of them fell for that little bean, he was just beautiful and so kind that he even melted Conner's heart. Conner would play happily for hours with that child, he loved to listen to Timmy telling him how was his day at school... So he got SO angry as soon as he discovered Tim's father was abusive to him, he denounced Tim's father and Bruce was finally able to adopt the little one, since then Tim had a great admiration for Conner and maybe a little crush on him.

3. Ever since Wally and Dick were a couple, Jason hated Wally with all his being, he'd do anything to keep his big brother distracted so that Dick wouldn't be with his boyfriend. Wally hated Jason as well, that little gremlin kept his birdie away from him, and Dick never noticed!! When Jason died, Wally realised that this lil guy was just a kid, he had to see how Dick fell apart, how he'd stay days in bed not talking to anyone. Wally himself was devastated by Jay's death. At the time Jason came back from death, Wally went there and hugged him, he said that he was sorry for spending so much time with Dick that Jason couldn't. Jay hugged him back, and answered with a smile, "it's okay, he was so happy with you that I thought he didn't love me as much as he loved you." (I know this is sad but I wanted you to suffer with me 😈)

4. Babs loves action films, but she didn't tell anyone because it was a "boy's thing". When Black Canary found out about this, Dinah organized a movie night: she invited Cass, Steph, Artemis, Zatanna and Megan. After this, they make movie nights all weeks, sometimes more people join; Kaldur loves Finding Nemo, Conner and Wally always cry seeing Titanic (but they won't recognise it), Dick is into comedy movies and Jason loves Pride and Prejudice although he'll then tell anyone who listens - usually Roy - that the book is much better.

[mushangaa]

Poor you. Now I'm going to start asking and I won't stop🫠💙🩵

1. Splinter have 6 of them?? OMG, can I please have names of two new?? For what I understood: Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey, someone like Venus (I think), and...?

Please I need the names.

2. So, they live on a ranch? 😍 Or they have a farmhouse or something like that...? 🤔

3. You mixed two things I adore: horses and the turtles. 🐎💚 For what I have understood, all the horses have their names (and mostly I hope their special personalities!✨) I want you to show me every single one of them 🫠🧡

4. I saw two little younger turtles in this au. How old are them- wait. How old are each of them?? 🫨

5. I saw a little comic. They share rooms? 🙉🎉 I saw Leo and Don sharing one (and I saw they decorated their door! Please can I see other doors??) and who are others sleeping with? Just tell me how many rooms this beautiful house has. One or more bathrooms? Guest rooms? Big kitchen? 😏

6. Are everyone friendly with the horses? Or is there someone who is a bit scared to ride them, so someone likes ponys a bit more? 🥹 I noticed Leo have his favorite: the stunningly beautiful black and white horse- Comet. S-sorry... He is a boy? (I'm asking for the horse, I know Leo's pronouns 😂)

7. Is the ranch (or the farm) only for horses? Or is there more animals? Cows? Chickens? ... Dogs, cats? 🐶🐱

8. How big is their land? Huge mansion far away from citys and complete landscape forest? Or a smaller house near the road? Or something in the middle? 💚🙊🐢

9. No ninjitsu? Or ninja masters? Or horse competition winners? 💥🏅

10. How... Oh. I just realized I can't write forever😢

Take your time in answering me (if you have the nerves left😶‍🌫️) ! ! !

But PLEASE don't make me wait for too long...! I love you!

...I will give you no peace from this moment be ready for me I will haunt this au forever you will never get rid of me😈

Ok, that's it. I can wait😅

💫💚💙🩵 🐎 🩵💙💚💫

Poor me? Nahhhh blessed me. You’re my favourite kind of person who just bangs open the door and gets me going with “TELL ME” and I’m like “hell yeah let me shake my brain like an 8 ball and all I have not pinned down yet shall be freestyled on the spot because that is such a normal way to worldbuild” soooo welcome, you are fine to badger me and you are very loved fyi.

Lets go.

1. Splinter have 6 of them?? OMG, can I please have names of two new?? For what I understood: Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey, someone like Venus (I think), and...? Jepp. 6 kiddos. Splinter went from no kids to 6 kids and to this day it is one of the most horrifying and most beautiful moments in his life. The how and why is a bit of a weight on his mind but he loves his children and he could not imagine a life without them. And yeah, Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey and then we have Frida (which was the name the showrunners intended to use for Venus de Milo so I rand with that bc I love both the idea of finally getting that girl a painter name instead of a sculpture and also Frida Kahlo kicks ass and so does my Frida so it fits like a fist to a punchable face) and Jennika the spunky gremlin child (she is the one with the yellow headband) she and Mikey are frequently up to no good.

Basically you can segment the kids in 3 groups: Big siblings (Frida, Raph), Disaster Twins (Leo, Donnie) & Baby Gremlins (Angie, Jen) 2. So, they live on a ranch? Or they have a farmhouse or something like that...? They have a farmhouse with attached barn for the horses. They also have a coop for chickens (and one accidental cockatrice) and some goats. They have some field with wheat and pumpkins and stuff. They trade their stuff with the neighbors and sell the rest. They have a chill little simple live going on so far and the only reason why they have such a huge house/land in the first place is bc daddy Lou made some big cash back in his human era as movie star so he put that to good use for himself and his kiddos.  

3. You mixed two things I adore: horses and the turtles. For what I have understood, all the horses have their names (and mostly I hope their special personalities!✨) I want you to show me every single one of them Sooo I am still on the fence on how many horses there are because the thing is this, Splinter started collecting horses as human, mostly adopting his former “co-workers” from the movie sets when they retired or just bought them outright in their prime if he just happened to fall in love with them a lil too much on set. So he has a lot of them and took them with his family to the yokai world. Most of the horses of his kids are actually the second generation because some of the horses had foals so… I assume he has a good herd going on there. But the named ones are for now: Super Nova(lil Leo’s horse), lovely mare, dotes on Leo, was born when he was 10 so they grew up together and he jokingly will refer to her as his other, cooler twin. She, like her rider, is a bit of a showoff, loves flashy jumps, likes to win. Fibonacci(Donnies horse), a bastard, does not get along with almost anybody. Bitey. Very driven towards excellence which is why he gets along with Donnie because Donnie also strives for excellence and trains very diligently with Fibonacci to achieve greatness in dressage. Dandelion & Buttercup(Angies & Jens Ponies respectively) Lil menaces, they look cute and they know it and use that to their advantage frequently to nab snacks and cause mayhem. They frequently get out of horse pasture and nobody can figure out how they even do that and mostly just notice when they find them wandering on the property or on some glorious occasions in the house (mainly the kitchen). Sunflare(mother of Super Nova, Lous favorite horse but do not tell the other horses that) Gentle older mare, retired movie star, loves to bask in the sun and chill but has a feisty streak and likes to show the younglings “how it’s done” if Lou feels up for some stunt demonstrations. Comet (F!Leos mare, the black and white Percheron, she travelled through time with him so she is the coolest horse) Very chill horse, steady, does not get stressed out by anything really, which is easy to understand because her rider is huge and dangerous and can just pull swords out of thin air – why should she worry about anything? She is also a (legally, probably? Don handled the paperwork) emotional support animal. She will calm Leonardo down from panic attacks and in general is the strongest shoulder for him to lean on. Used to guard a herd of cattle prior to the stories beginning and now she is in the past with an injured baby version of her rider and the baby versions of his siblings and a lot of younger horses and she feels her work cut out for her but she can handle it. Pulsar wild black horse. [Redacted] I am a bit slow on the references truth be told, mainly because drawing references is the most daunting and boring thing for me lol But I will draw them eventually if only for the sake of making a height chart to orient myself on while doing the comic XD You can see Nova on the chapter cover (https://www.tumblr.com/mushangaa/742702413191970816/i-shock-denial) And Pulsar is in the very first sketchpage that kicked off the AU (https://www.tumblr.com/mushangaa/732381668257792000/202310-full-view-yeah-so-i-actually-just) And, if I get the last few comic pages for the tmnt AU comp done soonish you’ll see Dandelion, Buttercup and Fibonnaci too.  

4. I saw two little younger turtles in this au. How old are them- wait. How old are each of them??

So… Frida is 18, Raph is 17, Leo and Donnie are 16, Jennika is 13 and Angie is 12. Especially the younger ones really lean into being the babies they are in no hurry growing up. Lou is 51 and would love to have a normal mildlife crisis like other people his age but instead he gets injured son and future version of this son in the span of a few weeks. Leonardo is 36 and traveled with Comet through time and assumes he is so fired from his old gig because they left the herd behind they were supposed to bring to another ranch.

5. I saw a little comic. They share rooms? I saw Leo and Don sharing one (and I saw they decorated their door! Please can I see other doors??) and who are others sleeping with? Just tell me how many rooms this beautiful house has. One or more bathrooms? Guest rooms? Big kitchen?

I need to design the whole house in the sims or at least as good as I can or make some kind of other plan for reference because for the mini comic I just went on vibes tbh the whole layout is not yet fixed. But yes, Leo and Don share a room, the rest does not, each has their own room even the little ones. Don and Leo share because they would cry and wail when they were younger if you separated them so they share. Technically there is a free room across from theirs that has been left empty for the day that one or both of them decides they are older now and need more space/privacy but that did not happen yet and after the accident Don would riot if he could not be close to his twin to keep an eye on him. Furthermore F!Leo is now currently set up in that room anyway because he needed somewhere to sleep too so he has it now. The rooms of the kids are up on the first floor. Main floor has a big living room, Splinters room, and yes, huge kitchen. They have a small bathroom up top and a bigger one on the main floor and yes it is chaos and mayhem sometimes when it comes to bathroom usage. Frida gets up at the crack of dawn just so she can use the bathroom in peace for example. The main thing about this house is the atrium style middle tho in my opinion. The hallways are in the middle, all rooms wrap around those and the middle is just.. open. So they can have conversations at the rails of the open middles from one floor to the next all the way down to the basement which is practical but also makes it loud. You can’t exactly hope for a private convo there gotta take those to the rooms with doors obviously. The living room has no door for example, just thick drapes that can be closed to keep the warmth of the fireplace confined to the room or to shut out the light from the atrium for movie marathons.

6. Are everyone friendly with the horses? Or is there someone who is a bit scared to ride them, so someone likes ponys a bit more?  I noticed Leo have his favorite: the stunningly beautiful black and white horse- Comet. S-sorry... He is a boy? (I'm asking for the horse, I know Leo's pronouns)

All of them are friendly with the horses, they basically grew up on horseback because Splinter taught all of them how to handle the horses and ride them very early on. The horses are very important to him so he made sure that his kids know them and grow up alongside them. The little ones (Angie & Jen) like the ponies a bit more because they are lil tricksters like them so they are like a chaos unit.

They also start their days with tending to the horses, they are a lot of work and get frequently exercised. Of course Leo and Don pay special attention to their respective horses but they also ride the others here and there, the rest of the sibs also ride the horses frequently. They are also the quickest way into the nearby village as opposed to go by foot and if they have to check the borders of their land they also use the horses for a quick round. The horses are a big part of their lives. Comet is female. Leo (both versions) vibes better with mares.

7. Is the ranch (or the farm) only for horses? Or is there more animals? Cows? Chickens? ... Dogs, cats?

Oh yeah so I already answered that kinda up there but yeh it is a farm they do farming and have horses because their dad adopted a bunch. Other than that like I said a few goats for milk and cheese and Chickens for eggs and 1 (one) cockatrice. That one got accidentally mixed in when they incubated some eggs and they only realized much later that one chick is not like the others when it grew a lizard tail and leathery wings beneath the feathery ones but by then Raph was already very much in love with her so they kept her too. She protects the other chickens. They do not technically have cats but there are feral barn yokai cats that just showed up and vibe there and as long as they do not go into the house Splinter is okay with letting them stay there.

8. How big is their land? Huge mansion far away from citys and complete landscape forest? Or a smaller house near the road? Or something in the middle?

Yeah they kinda have a huge house (again, Splinter used a lot of his cash from his fame days to get a neat setup for his suddenly expanded family) Big Mama, who is a huge fan of his movies and him helped him with setting stuff up, securing the land and permits and stuff and how to navigate the yokai world a bit better in general. But yeah so the house is big and a bit out there, their land is big and surrounded by neighboring farmlands – it takes quite a hike for them to get to any neighbors and even longer to get to the nearby village. The Hamatos are known in the area and also known for being private but decent folks, keep to themselves, don’t cause much trouble. Splinter just ached for a simple live after becoming mutated and suddenly acquiring 6 kids you know?

There is a forest a little ways away bordering their land too and a beautiful lake. The kids love to go there.

9. No ninjitsu? Or ninja masters? Or horse competition winners?

No no, the kids know how to fight. Lou has been trained that part of his story is kinda still in line and living among yokai he figured it would be good if his kids know how to fight if things get dicey but he taught them more self-defense than anything at first. Then Donnie suddenly showed signs of mystical powers and bit by bit it manifested in the other kids too so Splinter put his apprehension for his old family and their stuff aside to teach his kids more and help them navigate those powers. Tho he wants his kids to keep those talents on the down low around other yokai if possible. Don and Leo have won a ton of competitions in eventing. See, Big Mama runs horse competitions to entertain people and she is really into it. She might also have an underground battle arena maybe but that is a big maybe. Then again it is Big Mama and shady is her middle name so who knows what she does beside hosting the very respectable Nexus Horse Tournaments. And Leo and Donnie are showboats, they love competing and they love their horses and they love to one up each other so they started early and are very known for being exceptional riders. Big Mama adores them. 10. How... Oh. I just realized I can't write forever Pshhh you can, I don’t mind I might just take a bit more time if I receive another big ask like this because I have a tight schedule usually and limited energy for everything I gotta pack in a day sometimes. But I love such big asks all the same and I am very thankful for the interest in my lovely little AU <3

[thissquirrelgirl]

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse?

😈Worst thing you’ve ever done to your muse? 

🔥 Unpopular opinion about your muse? 

😩 Hardest thing about writing the muse? 

⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse? 

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse?

I love that she is utterly wholesome. She looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll, and will still absolutely kick your butt while still being a cinnamon roll. Even when she is mad and fighting vile villains, she never has any desire to kill them. She will beat them black and blue, but leave them alive because she always has the thought that they can possibly redeem themselves in the future. It's a noble outlook that is hard not to love.

Writing her upbeat character keeps my otherwise moody self in check and offers me a kinder perspective on the world. If she can give Dr. Doom a little grace. I can give myself grace, too.

😈Worst thing you have ever done to your muse?

Probably the first time I cosplayed as her. I sullied her image when I had to play tug-of-war with my huge stuffed tail when it got stuck in the bathroom stall at the convention. This was before Squirrel Girl was more well-known, so a lot of woman just wittnessed some young squirrel lady cursing at a bathroom stall as she valiantly fought to get her furry tail out of the too small small door gap and ultimately had to unstrap her tail harness all while using language most foul. (It had been a long day, I had not eaten in over 8 hours, and I was so hot from the green bodysuit layered with a furry bathing suit over top and carrying an 8 pound squirrel tail on my back. By that point, I was absolutely done with it all.)

🔥Unpopular opinion about your muse?

I don't know if it's necessarily unpopular, but I like the art style of 'The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl'. A lot of people think the style is really ugly. I like the more rounded features of Doreen and that she isn't made to be some sort of fan service. She looks like an average late-teen/early twenties (cartoon) gal.

😩Hardest thing about writing your muse?

What makes me love her is also a double-edged sword for me. I like writing more conflicted and/or morally ambiguous characters, and Doreen is certainly not that. I am a foul-mouthed, stay-indoors-and-eat-junkfood-while-playing-video-games-in-a-dark-room-gremlin sort of a woman. Sometimes, it takes a lot of work to get into Doreen's headspace when I'm watching trash TV and playing through a "black widow" challenge on the Sims 4.

⌨️What is a situation that you have always wanted to RP with your muse?

I have always wanted to RP in a time frame where Doreen has truly grown up. Even though she is older now, the comics continue to present her as mentally child-like in an adult roll. I would love to play Doreen as an *adult*. She can still be a sweet, morally strong character, but I do want her to be portrayed as a mature, grown woman. I think she can be just a loveable and silly as Squirrel Girl while also being the stable, reliable adult Doreen that people respect and look up to. She doesn't have to be a complete joke character.

[janeelyakiri]

[Not a request]

Just giving you some of my headcanons 😤

I have a personal headcanon that all the more feral/primal boys (looking at Hyena, Vulture, Dingo, and even Robin here lol) kids act like irl hyena pups in that they are not only born with their claws and teeth ready to go but they may or may not try to unalive their own siblings and poor S/O had to break up a lot of the fights between them so she doesn't lose a pup/cub/hellspawn like a good parent lol

Then like Fox has the sweetest but the most mischievous kits

Hound and Falcons kids are basically them but like... 2.0 versions and ready to make it everyone else's problem 😈

And every single last one of them is a complete momma/Papa's boy/girl/child and completely obedient when He/They/She's around 😂

Also Robin's spirit animal is the Honey Badger; fight me on this only after watching Casual Geographic on YouTube on this Black Air Force Energy Personified hellion

https://youtu.be/nWfeFrLl6LM

And personally I feel like the Orca suits Dingo best rather than the sea snake as they're apex predators and the biggest threat to them is literally like... Another Orca (plus them shot putting a seal 80 feet in the air for sport seems like something a bored Dingo would do lol)

Yeah I know that's their Siren versions but I feel like adding it in as a two for one as both spirit animal and his siren form lol

Anyway I hope you liked these little bits, I just wanted to share ya know? Lol

Oooohhh I rather like this!

1- The feral does fit, specially if we wanna factor int he parent's LV and corrupted magic. But for SURE all but Robin would break their pups of the habit hard. Vulture and Hyena suffer low magic output so having pups is nearly impossible, no reason to have them try and kill eachother too! Robin would hold baby fight matches because he's awful. Dingo just loves pubbies and wouldn't want them fighting.

2- Fox for sure, he's a very sweet parent but he is a swap paps under all that anxiety and does have a prankster side! His and Hound's kids would be besties like their parents... and just the WORSE gremlins when together. Falcon's gonna spoil his to bits.

3- Robin is, for sure, a honey badger LOL

4- You're not the only one to suggest an orca! My issue with it though is Reaper Sans is an orca from the person who started the skelemers (far as i can tell but he's pretty recognizable) and I felt... like Dingo wouldn't fit that too much y'know? Dingo isn't malicious on purpose, it's how he was raised. And he's grown a lot over the past year. Sea snakes are dangerous, but also lost danger noodles swimmin in the ocean. Orcas are assholes shfkjsdf

[evanescentjasmine]

😈, 🤩, and Daniil for 🧠for the emoji ask game!

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

lmao define playful.

I'm guessing killing Stakh wouldn't count? Or having that one kid in the Isolation Ward have his daemon be a snake for the extra pain feels and then bringing back those raisins later? No, that's probably just mean. Hmmmmmm.

Actually, you know what? Distortion!Gerry giving Jon a big old goodbye smooch in my tma dimension-hopping fic, runaway scars. It was a playful meanness on his part, because Distortion!Gerry is, as with every Distortion we met in canon, not on our side and had been manipulating Jon subtly and playing on their closeness the whole time. It was also a playful meanness on my part as well as a nod to my readers who'd started eyeing them as a potential ship - alas, I wasn't pursuing that, but it was a sort of, "I see you and you're valid and Gerry also ships it in his own way, here's a terrible kiss for the road," kind of thing, you know?

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

Chatty, mind going mile-a-minute Asclepius in genius loci is always fun, although I won't get to write him for a hot second. I also really quite liked writing Oliver Banks' anxiety loops in youth dipped in folly. But right now, man, I'm having a blast writing Hua Cheng in my very, very many TGCF wips. He's very fun as a gremlin child plotting his revenge on the world, doubly so when he's a little shit sullen overconfident teenager, and as an all-powerful 800-year-old terrifying Ghost King who nonetheless has no idea what to do with affection from his God (and also the guy he's been pining after for those 800 years), he's hilarious. I think it's because he's so intense and made of extremes? But also, admittedly, one of the wips is a second person one that's deep into his head and I fucking love writing in second person, so that might have something to do with it.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

This headcanon is genius loci specific, because I can sometimes decide that a different headcanon is more fun in another fic, but I like to think of Daniil as a middle child and only boy among a gaggle of sisters that he is, or was, fairly close to. Something about how he vibes so well with the Town's prominent ladies (Eva, Yulia, his P1 dynamic with Lara) and also how cattily he can reply to Anna without missing a step gives me big "oh he's used to being bullied by women" feels. At least one of those sisters also has small children that he's sort of vaguely dealt with before, enough so that he knows it's better to kneel to their height to talk to them and is gentle with the Teensies and Tots. I don't know if he'd ever do the P1 and call them Pumpkin, but he's certainly capable of being Uncle Bachelor when the occasion calls for it.

Idk, it's fun to think of him, who's often so solitary, as part of a large family and comfortable in his place in it, even if he has his various issues with his father. But, more relevant to genius loci, I especially like him having a large family back home because that gives him more to lose, after. :) I have a whole scene in my head about it that I can't wait to sink my teeth into.

[luckycharms1701]

*blushes a little and waves hand like an excited child as I hand you a small bouquet of pink roses*

Hehee I've been noticed by the nice and pretty writing lady! Howdy Friendo! This is the “I need you” request from couple of days ago. I promise I didn't go far 😉

Just wanted to pop back in and express my extreme gratitude for your incredibly adorable and oh most wholesome little scenes with our Rise Boys. I was giggling up a storm at the sound effect descriptions and the scenarios were so on point with the characters that it just warmed my heart.

I sent them to the gremlin friend (aS rEvENgE tAkE tHaT sHoRtCaKe) and she's currently cursing my name and I'm loving every second of it all thanks to you.

On a serious note tho, Pink Roses in Floriography represents sweetness, femininity, appreciation, and admiration. I'd like to give these flowers to you to echo these sentiments and once again give my appreciation.

*takes a step back with a crooked grin and bows once again* It's been a pleasure to converse you with my Lady, and I sincerely hope you realize what a gem you are. Keep Being Brilliant! ✨🧡

gasp!!! anon-chan!! i LOVE roses!!! 🥹🥹🥹

howdy!!

i’m so glad you enjoyed!! like i said, they were quite fun to write. i too was giggling away! the fact that you think it was in character makes me really happy!

as somewhat of a little gremlin myself, i am extremely pleased to hear that my writing was used to torture your friend. 😈 most excellent, keep up the good work!

thank you sooo much for the flowers!! 💐 you’re very sweet!!

[murfpersonalblog]

LITCHURHERALLY! I wanna see ghost!Claudia go off in S3, istg; just give Lestat pure hell. It's what she deserves. 😤 "I'll grind your bones to dust--" BISH, not if I don't shove you off the stage and into a stampeding crowd at your next concert! 😈 You and Travis Scott gonna need the same lawyer! 🤣

(The race riot would've happened anyway, regardless of Louis, as ALL the Black residents were pissed that the racist gov't shut Storyville down.) Claudia, as a resident of Storyville, was fated to die in a fire, and Loustat damned her by PLAYING GOD and remaking her in their image as vampires--Lou by pulling her from the fire, and Les by Turning her.

FACTS. U_U Which is why I don't believe a word of the Ep4 revisit.

I will die on the hill that that whole bit was scripted by the coven--all that BS about the Great Laws and Lestat being oh-so-concerned about Claudia's well-being is complete & utter tripe.

Even Armand's backstory in Ep3 corroborated Lestat's whole attitude against the Great Laws & religious dogma; and his God Complex that allowed him to dismiss anything & everything he DGAF about--UNLIKE Louis & Armand. "Rules are for fools, Daddy Lou!"

It's the whole point why Les busted up Armand's coven, telling them to STOP living by the Great Laws--learn from humans, "see death in all its beauty," and quit lurking in the shadows like filthy gremlins. Les's whole creed is that vampires should do whatever they want. And Les tells us in the books that's exactly why he made Claudia (X), and why HE alone was responsible/liable for punishment (X).

Les Turned Claudia cuz HE wanted to Turn Claudia--eff Lou's begging, eff the Great Laws--eff CLAUDIA. She was a means to an end, and the collateral damage in Loustat's "stormy romance;" the "shingle that flew off your roof." Claudia never lied a day in her life. 😔

Exactly. Even Claudia recognized right off that she "made things right" whenever her parents had "problems:" namely, Lou hating being a vampire & killing, but tryna please Les, for the sake of their family. Lou's 100% culpable for his failings by Claudia, but AMC constantly shows that Loustat baby trapped each other, based on the whims & desires of LESTAT. HE chose Lou as his family; and HE chose to make Claudia for Lou to KEEP him--come hell or high water.

The COVEN was the the one that tried to push all the blame onto Lou to make Les look innocent; like HE "couldn't prevent it;" that jezebel dared to use ultimatums to force helpless Les to Turn her; puh-lease. LESTAT was their Maker, their TEACHER, the HEAD of their family.

And at the end of the day, Les "taught" them EFF ALL--including about Armand, the Coven, and the Great Laws.

Unlike TWMBK, the Paris Coven was a secret Lestat SHOULD'VE told them about from the start, even if it was just to say: Chile, they're some freaks over in Europe, we're not gonna live like them, but keep a heads up if any grimy cultists try to indoctrinate you in some weird vampire-themed theatre in Paris, cuz I frikkin founded it, and they've got a whole shrine to me cuz Armand's in love with me and might kill y'all just to spite me; whoops? 👉👈 My younger years were WILD, I tell you! 😅

TRUE. Claudia even said their early years were "easy times," when they were all happy together, b4 Charlie died. Everything went south the second Les put his hands on Claudia; putting her in a chokehold to force her to watch Charlie burn in Ep4; and chokeslamming her in Ep5 after he read her diaries, and before the fight. Even the book showed Les' child abuse, and the ways he would threaten Claudia to keep Lou in line. Lou should've stood up to defend her WAY sooner, but he DID fight for her, and stand by her, even if it wasn't good enough--which is more than Lestat can say, at least. 🙄😒

Lestat's getting away with murder. 😩🤦

BRUH.

Lestat's accountability is just a non-entity at this point, @aizenat.

I'm shocked everyone threw the blame at Armand's feet, when it was Santiago who broke into Louis' home and stole her diaries in the first place.

The Blonde Privilege is wild. 😔

[just-rhys-things]

A full novel? A satisfying plot?

Is it not enough to write about a single, widowed, human father caring for his half-fae, shapeshifter daughter who’s about to start the first grade?

Is it not fun just to watch this smol, mute child resist the impulse to impress her peers by growing a prehensile tail and doing a no-hand backflip off the monkey bars?

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Nekoma's Manager:

Dating Yaku Morisake

*look at the little hair flutter 🥺

Yaku Morisake featuring Nekoma x Fem! Manager

Warnings: light Swearing (?), YN fights men

A/N: This is a request from Spooky anon 👻 @cookiesandmilksx ! Also requests coming M,W, F staring September 5th!

Go go Nekoma! Push it, push it Nekoma!

I literally write whatever comes into my brain 😅

YAKU MORISAKE!! Our resident libero and demon senpai 😈

Love that for him!

He's more than earned the name- from his rigorous training of Lev

To his teasing of Kuroo

Yaku is one spicy gremlin

However, he's not all spice

Especially for his soft and sweet girlfriend

That's right YN, for you Yaku is legit the softest boi 🥺

When you first became Nekoma's Manager, Yaku took an instant liking to you

We all know he likes girls with short hair

BUT 👀 no matter the length of your locks, Yaku finds you so adorable and cute

It's actually kind of a phenomenon to Nekoma

They are all so confused 😕

What happened to Yaku?? And why does he only act like that around you 🤨

Kenma and Kai are the first to figure out why

The other ones aren't stupid just kind of clueless in a sense

Once Kuroo figures it out, Rooster boy never let's it go 😅

"I see someone has a crush on our precious manager"- Kuroo 😏

Yaku 👉🏻😐😑

"Who?"- Lev and Yamamoto simultaneously

Kenma and Kai 👉🏻😐🙄

Kuroo will pester Yaku until he finally snaps

Legit it will happen one day strong practice

Kuroo has been bothering Yaku all day about asking you out

Yaku had been busy training Lev so his patience is already at zero 😅

"Just do it Yaku. You're not scared are you?"- Kuroo 🙃

That's when Yaku loses it

"WILL YOU SHUT UP! I WANT TI MAKE IT SPECIAL FOR HER! YN IS A SPECIAL PERSON AND DESERVES THE BEST"-Yaku screams

Unbeknownst to Yaku, you heard the entire thing

Oop-

"You- you like me Morisuke?"- You

Yaku turns slowly and stares at you 👁👄👁

Kenma and Kai 👉🏻😐🤦

Kuroo 👉🏻😏

The rest of the team 👉🏻🍿👀

Yaku is now sweating 😰

"Well I- uh, I umm well"- Yaku, the blubbering mess

Sorry YN you have to step in ✋🏻

You walk up to Yaku, give him a kiss on the cheek and say

"I like you too Mori"- you say, giggling at his blush

Yaku 👉🏻😐😳😍

Kuroo 👉🏻😏 still smug, he'll say this was his plan all along

We know it wasn't

Kenma and Kai 👉🏻😮‍💨 finally

The team 👉🏻🥺🤧

And thus begins the ship know as YakuYN

Yaku is so sweet to you YN

Mans will pick flowers for you and walk you home

Honestly he is the softest boy only for his Nekoma's precious YN

And you are literally the princess of Nekoma

All the boys adore you 🥰

You dote on then individually, encouraging them all to do their best

When Yaku or Kuroo get upset, you know exactly how to calm them down!

You encourage our bby Shibayama to do his very best

You know just how to get Kenma motivated

By stealing his switch and/or phone 👀

And you know jusy how to deal with Lev 🙄

That's right, our resident problem child

You know just how hard Yaku is on Lev

So you try and be the more nurturing of the two 🥰

It's like good cop, bad cop

Yaku widdles Lev down to nothing and YN swoops in to save the day 🙌🏻

You can deal with alot of the crap the guys dish out, including Lev

However 👀 if there is one thing you don't tolerate, it's when Lev or anyone makes fun of Yaku's height

You happen to love your short king 🥺

And when you get on YN's bad side 😬

Let's just say I don't want to be anywhere close to you ✋🏻

I value my life thank you very much 😅

So one day at practice, Lev is feeling a bit bold?? Sure let's go with that

He walks into the gym and Yaku immediately starts in

It's really no different than usual

But then, it happens 👀

"I wouldn't expect you to understand Yaku, you're so short it probably went over your head"- Lev

The gym 👉🏻 dead silent 😶

Everyone, including Yaku, looks to you

You're head slowly turns to glare at Lev

Exorcist anyone?? 👀

Lev can feel the heat of your gaze YN, he's afraid to look at you

Lev 👉🏻👀

You 👉🏻➖️👄➖️

Lev 👉🏻😧

You 👉🏻🔥👄🔥

You get up and walk towards the guys

The scariest part is how calmly you walk over to them

Kai probably helps the first years evacuate the area 😅

Their precious eyes don't need to see this

Yaku is mentally trying to figure out how to handle this

He does his best to ca you down

"YN hey its ok, Lev and I do this stuff all the time. You know that big tall idiot"- Yaku, laughing without humor

"Morisake"- you say holding your hand up to him and glaring

That's all it takes before Yaku is like " I've done best 🙏🏻 thoughts and prayers Lev"

Kenma grabs his phone out to record 📱

Kuroo is ready to have Inuoka replace Lev

Kai is planning Lev's funeral

"Would you like to repeat that Lev?"- You say, glaring at the tall beast

Lev rn 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁 ummmm

"I'd think LONG and HARD before you answer Lev Haiba"- you say (THATS WHAT SHE SAID)

NOT THE GOVERNMENT NAME 😫

"I-uh- I'm sorry YN"- Lev 😰

"Don't apologize to me, apologize to Yaku"- you spit

No matter your height, Lev flinches 😅

YN fights men ok ✌🏻

"Yaku I'm so sorry. I totally lost my tempter"- Lev practically begs

Really Yaku isn't mad at Lev but he's too afraid to say anything in fear that you might lose it 😅

"Its-its ok Lev"- Yaku answers cautiously

Like the flip of a switch, your mood changes

"There! I'm so glad we are all friends"- you 🥰

Your boyfriend looks at you 👉🏻😶

Lev 👉🏻🥲 yeah...

The team 👉🏻👀🍿

You kiss Yaku on the cheek and skip away, returning to your duties

"Remind me never to talk smack about Yaku around YN"- Kuroo whispers to Kai

You hear him, your head snapping to glare at kuroo

Kuroo 👉🏻🤐

That's right 💅🏼 nobody messes with Yn and her man!

[yourlocalmikankinnie]

Hiya! May I have the drv3 girls with a male s/o who is the literal definition of chaos?

Sure! I hope you like this. Thank you for requesting! Sorry for not doing some, I don't have much motivation sadly

Characters: Kaede, Maki, Tsumugi, Tenko,and Miu

Male reader

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Kaede:

She thinks it's endearing. You remind her of Kokichi and she doesn't really have a problem with him. Even when you act like a gremlin she still loves you and will play dramatic music if you ask.

"KaedeKaedeKaedeKaedaeeee!" "Yes?" "play dramatic music as I walk 😈" "okay sweetheart 😋" "MwAahahahahahahah- *coughs*"

Maki:

She thinks your a little shit. She basically goes full time child care giver on you. You give her to much of a hard time and she'll drop you off to Kirumi.

"hey. 😡 Stop that right now!" "Or what? 😈" "*Grabs by shirt collar* I'm taking you to Kirumi you little shithead" "NO! 😡😭" "shut up dumbass. I'm getting you at the end of the day"

Tsumugi:

You make her game really exciting! She NEEDED someone like you. You made the killing game super fun to watch and the watchers loved you. You were like their Nagito. She may look like she's done with your shit 24/7 but she's super happy that her show is going great.

*is being a satanic creature from hell* "*watches in adoration"* "HEY TSUM TSUM!!!!😈" "hey 🤓👋" "*gives Arsonated flowers* for you 👹" "😊 thank you!"

Tenko:

She didn't trust you at first, not only because you were a "degenerate male" but because you were batshit crazy. But she gradually came to love you. She just won't let you do anything to Himiko, Angie, or Kaede. She says you can do anything to the others if it doesn't kill them. (Specifically the guys)

"hey! So you can do anything you want to the others but Kaede, Angie, and Himiko are off limits!" "AWWWE OKAY,," "you can however, do anything you want to the guys 😊😈" "Okay! 😊😈👹" *Runs off*"

Miu:

She encouraged your behavior. She loves it when you mess with others. Her only rule was that you couldn't do anything to her.

"Hey [name]!" "YEAH?!?!" "GO FUCK WITH POOICHI AND COCKICHI!" "OKAY!! 😈" "MWAHAHAHAHHAH"

[shadycwasont]

Ooooh, that's really interesting 😄! Yeah, I can see what you mean by him being more mentor-ish than parental. It is bishop we're talking about.

What exactly did you mean by Bishop finding out about the other turtles and may or may not be taking out some misplaced aggression from L10. He loves him, though he won't admit to even himself, but he gets on so many of Bishop's nerves.'? Like L10 pisses him off so much, but he ls unfortunately become attached, so he just takes it put on the others? (Sorry if that's a stupid question 😅)

Also- LEATHERHEAD!??! ngl did not see that coming, tho it does make sense. And I can only imagine the looks of absolute horror, confusion, and amazement when leatherhead brings L10 to meet them -remeet them whatever - just 'Oh yeah, hey guys, check out this turtle thing I found that looks just like you that I'm pretty sure you're related to that also just so happens to look fucking ✨️mutilated✨️' Lmao I imagine that might not have gone over great.

Also, yess Bishop is to be subject to the horrors feeing somewhat parental affection. He loves his weird turtle, Alien genius of a mentee/sorta kid ?, but he's also fucking hates those feelings.

And now, without further ado *ahem* . Do L10 and bishop ever make up? Does he keep trying to kill/ capture the other turtles after L10 leaves? What's L10's relationship with each of his new/old brothers? What about splinter? Does he get along with april and casey the same? What did the other scientists/researchers and other faculty think of him during his time there? Was he allowed to make modifications to his prosthetics? Did he do it anyway? Was he ever allowed to help with any technological projects, or did he ever simply insert himself into them? What specific science type does he tend to lean to in this au? Bishop ever figured out that he isn't actually an alien? How does this all affect the good genes arc (I think that the one where he double mutates)? Does it happen at all? Does L10 ever go on missions/ go ninja-ing with the others, or is he not interested? What you mention him using a part of his arm to make a Lockpick, What other functions do his prosthetics have? If Bishop and L10 ever do make-up, then will he stop trying to capture/kill the other turtles? If yes, then how do the others react to bishops fondness for their long-lost kinda dead brother?

Oooh also does he ever actually end up hacking into any major government systems just for the fucks of it or is that something that's outside his capabilities? I'm assuming that he meets leatherhead and, by extension, his family in his mid-teens (about 15-16), so that's like 7-8ish years of this bs /affectionate.

Also, it is very important. Does L10 get a gun? I think he deserves it. My gremlin bastard child. 😈

L10 AU

03 AU where one winter when the turtles are kids, maybe five or eight, there's a collapse in one of the lairs, could be because of something like an earthquake, construction failure, etc. In the collapse, Donnie is crushed and dies. The pieces of rubble are so heavy the others can't move it to get the body and regretfully have to leave it.

The extreme cold preserves Donnie so it's still in perfect condition when Bishop and his team come to investigate reports of an "alien" being found in the sewers. They're even able to revive it with experimental procedures since the head was mainly left unharmed. A few of the less important organs, what appeared to be a shell, and the left arm needed to be replaced though.

The subject had no recollection of anything before being revived, likely a side effect of being dead for an extended time even if the effect was lessened by the cold. This means Bishop couldn't get any answers from it about whether there was more like it or where they might be. Though he could still stuffy it and test its capabilities.

The newly labeled L1038451 has an unexpected problem that messed with the data. The subject couldn't feel pain and they had no way of knowing if this was normal or another side effect of it temporarily expiring.

Bishop sitting in his lab wondering what he could do next with this creature when he notices it running across the doorway of his lab. He immediately gets up and chases it down, which is surprisingly hard considering its small size.

Bishop demands who let it out of its cell when he notices one of the tools from an earlier experiment in L10's hand. When did it even grab that? Bishop looked from it to L10's face and saw the most cheeky smile. Why this little- Bishop is going to make sure it can never leave its cell again.

It leaves its cell on its own again less than two days later. Making sure to pull on Bishop's pant leg and everything so he knows.

Bishop doesn't understand! No matter what locks or security system he puts up it somehow opens them! At the same time making sure to erase the camera footage so he doesn't know how. Then it just seems to seek him out to show off its win. Worst of all it started greeting him with this irritating "Guess who, Bippy?"

As Bishop is grumbling he notices hasn't seen L10 in a while. Why doesn't he believe it's because he's finally contained that thing?

Bishop searched the facility and found L10 in his cell. With a bunch of parts that weren't in there the last time Bishop put him back in. Is- Is he making a drone in there? How does it know how to make a drone?

Before Bishop realizes it he's sitting in the cell with L10 watching it build and sometimes offering tips and ideas. When it's finished and L10's eyes light up with joy Bishop almost feels… pride?

That feeling is short-lived as L10 gets up and runs out of the cell giggling, locking Bishop inside behind him.

L10 does eventually learn how to hack into Bishop's bank account and order stuff to be sent there. Bishop's looking so confused when he sees purchases under the name "Elton". Elton? El-ton. L-10. L10!