#I LOVE THIS BITCHES SO MUCH

[kak1ch]

THEY'RE MY STUPID STINKY BABIES

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[goost55]

There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance

I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out

[jay-wasstuff]

The funniest scene in the movie.

[ithinkimfaking]

Season one Jonathan Archivist Sims will give the most impassioned recitation of some spooky happenings he'll read it with such depth of emotion that you'd think he was there and then be like "end of statement. *sigh* well that was some bullshit."

[pan-of-light]

He lied, lyingly, like a liar.

[delzinrowe]

the best of Astarion | HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAP ♡

bonus:

[acediscowlng]

honestly my favorite part about edwin he is 200% ready to play trauma olympics at any given time and he even seems to kinda relish the fact that he knows that he is not only gonna win but decimate literally everyone else in his wake

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[graciehart]

GET TO KNOW ME  ✰ [11/10] TV Shows ⤷ The X-Files (1993-2018)

"I want to believe that the dead are not lost to us. That they speak to us as part of something greater than us. Greater than any alien force. And if you and I are powerless now, I want to believe that if we listen to what’s speaking, it can give us the power to save ourselves."

[bejeweledbaby]

he’s just so bitchy oh my god i’m in love with him

[kkoct-ik]

yttdisms now im moved in

[abilai]

Fastest Wei Wuxian for his BIRTHDAYYYYYY

[acommonanomaly]

[forgetriestowrite]

Allura got me thinking about M9 again

she said they have a "resilience to [the weave mind's] strengths" which is true but I haven't truly thought about HOW true it is, I was too busy screaming MIGHTY NEIN VOX MACHINA over and over in my head

but like... they really are the best people to take down a hostile hive mind

not only have they literally done that before, but Beau fought off the mind-controlling hold of a demon that had kept her wife captive for years

Then Yasha broke that hold on herself

Jester literally believed so hard in an archfae that she turned him into a deity, and she made friends with an ACTUAL HAG in order to get her friend's curse broken, and it WORKED

Fjord started the campaign in a soul-eating pact with a demigod and ended it as a champion of the Wildmother, which was jumpstarted by him doing the most insane thing he could have done to break Ukotoa's control

Caleb's whole journey was self-love and healing and learning to accept the dark parts of his past and use them for good

Veth not only helped him with that, but also spent the whole campaign working on herself so she could be the person her husband and son knew her to be

Caduceus found a way to bring Kingsley back even though it should have been impossible, because he saw how much his friends wanted it, and he knew what happened to Molly and Lucien was unfair

And to top it all off, they found out one of their own had been manipulated and abused his entire teenage and technically also his adult life, and proceeded to find the person responsible and bully him relentlessly ("I hope someone will mourn you when you are gone" is still the rawest line in cr history), then beat his ass and eventually kill him

these people have shown time and time again that they will not tolerate any kind of authoritative control, especially if it hurts one of them. They refuse to buy into it, and they will destroy anyone who even tries to manipulate someone else.

There is no one else who can go to the moon and completely dismantle their oligarchy. I don't know if there is anyone else who would be willing to do it.

[crismakesstuff]

in another world where things are a little different….

role swap au debbie and nolan inspired by this amazing fic