Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.
And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.
[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]
You mean to tell me that “Pacifica” being called “Paz” is CANON, Bill tried to make A DEAL WITH HER TO START WEIRDMAGEDDON and she said NO, she thinks constantly of Mabel offering her a car taco, she kept Dipper’s (the mystery shack’s) number close after he gave it to her, and she fell asleep better than she ever had before knowing that SHE IS CAPABLE OF CHANGE!!!
AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY?????? IMNOTOK!!!!! IM NOTOK!!!!
My take on the bill the handyman au by @handymanbill
I decided to give this old fart like 40 mental illnesses LMAO-- Decided to make him humanninstead of a stupid triangle, despite how funny that is-- but he's pretty much just a normal human asidr from the fact he's still technically immortal.
He's in his depression era - a trillion sum years worth of trauma suddenly back and haunting him now, so he's pretty compact with bad vibes. He's still a little shit and has a good time with Wendy, Soos, and Melody, but seeing Ford every day is really doin' something to him.
I just wanted him to suffer a little bit. Can u blame me?