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born to eat non-consumable things forced to have the most fucked up jaw ever
#I LOVE MICROPLASTICS#im chewing on wood rn tho#my jaw is hella popping tho its horrible#n getting hella splinters in my mouth#idc tho#cam says stuff
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Mmmmmm, tasty micro plastics 👁️👅👁️
#matthew lillard#stu macher#senseless 1998#tim laflour#garfield#garfposting#mulch#mulch gang#mulchmaxxing#lobotomycore#brainrot#microplastics#I love microplastics#bad art#artwork#sketch#creative#drawing#punk#sketching at work
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Tomorrow is a very exciting day!! (I’m running errands so I get to eat Wendy’s for breakfast)
#my txt#I love microplastics#omnomnom yummy yummy#wendys egg bacon sandwich thing is top tier tho I forget what it’s called but I love it and I would eat it every day of my life#except I cannot#bc microplastics lose the appeal after a while :(
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burger
this burger looks so fucking plastic its driving me insane
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this guy kills people and he wants you to join him
#just some dods from like.... over a month ago when I was still figuring out how to draw him lol#love this animal. the pacerrrrrrrr#I think he is made of microplastics Fish chew on him every day#art#artings#toontown#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#corporate clash#pacesetter#graham payser
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<3
#femcel#im just a girl#lana del rey#mitski#poem#girlblogging#poetry#this is what makes us girls#feminine urge#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#lana del ray aesthetic#lana stan#i love him so bad#microplastics#marina and the diamonds#marina#female manipulator#female hysteria#female rage#female beauty
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Alleged eater of rhinestones
#i love you but stop turning your microplastics into macroplastics#he didn't actually eat any but he got Close#Gumbo
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do you like soup
actually that's a stupid question who doesn't like soup
what soup do you like
shoutout to borsch fr gotta be one of my favourite soups
#mushroom soup is one of my favs too#also i like putting instant noodles into chicken soup (with no vegetables only chicken) and add an egg#this isnt really a soup lol but i love whatever this is#yeah other soups are cool too like cabbage soup (its called she here. just she. like. 'she') or sorrel soup are nice but borsch is supreme#i believe it's ukranian and my n*zi mother is ready to beat me up for this opinion#sighhh#also i dislike fishsoup#like tf bro it's literally a lake in this pot (water ✅ fish ✅ a little of grass ✅ microplastic ✅ -> fishsoup is a lake)#im not supposed to drink it
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My friend isn't letting me eat plastic, he's so lesbophobic :[
#AK Posting#I don't have microplastics in my body I have macroplastics#I love eating plastic#/j#But seriously though.#Sometimes I'm minding my own business with packaging of some food and when I noticed I'm mindlessly eating the wrapping.#Like. On accident.#I accidentally eat plastic.#(Sometimes I do on purpose but that's not the point)#Hmmm... Plastic...#Nom nom nom...
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Hey every pafl fan that feels you are safe just remember that there is a temnova out there. She may not be here right now, but she's out there. and she's lurking.
#pafl#parties are for losers#dr temnova#not scared tbh i would feed her microplastics#yum yum yum she loves munching on PLASTIC!#temnova pafl#shes out there guys.#psa#let this serve as a reminder
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red-colored honey sticks are a great substitute for drinking blood >:D
they definitely don't taste like blood but still feel very creature to eat!!
#thecreaturetalks#therian#otherkin#cryptidkin#i love honey sticks they are a top tier treat#and!! you get to chew on the plastic after!!!#(i am full of microplastics)
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Obligatory fursuit post for anyone who cares::
Working on my partner’s fursuit 🎉
Crunching for con time 😭
He is a gator, his name is Jawed :p
*Eye blanks made by the lovely ihateleeks on Etsy*
#fursuit#furry#fursuit maker#plz be nice I’m a beginner#I’m actually so proud of him so far#furring time >:3#I love breathing in microplastics#art
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a message to all big box craft stores:
STOP👏COVERING👏PRODUCTS👏IN👏GLITTER‼️‼️‼️
sincerely,
a tired queer bitch who works at a big box craft store
#lunaden speaks#retail#I’ve inhaled so much glitter my lungs are sparkly#I love eating microplastics I say nobiodegradably
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I could only go up to my knees at the diving tower bc my tattoo on my back is still healing and the allure of the ocean depths was so enticing i cant wait to return to her completely
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me every day of my life listening to lana one ear watching youtube (On iPad) and listening to that in other ear scrolling tiktok on phone in front of me silently have game on pc. It is my enrichment time i am like dog with kong lick lick lick i get cream cheese = screen time
#microplastics#global warming#screentimeoverlord#i love electronic devices#ipad#ipad cool#ipad user#i like watching my ipad#my ipad in space grey#my phone gives me anxiety
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of all the fidget toys i got when i was in college, only two have survived. this fidget cube which has largely stayed the same in spite of my actions and this tangle which used to be completely metallic pink but i wore its paint coat down so much due to constant use
#the tangle is deffo my favorite. it leaves microplastic specs of pink on my fingers when i use it!#some of the buttons on the cube dont click anymore but i still love it too. tho my fave bit of it#is the light switch#sadly all my squishies are in storage cuz theyre so hard for me to clean akfjksjjfkdj#dootdootdoot
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