#I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH NYAAAAA

[the-starry-lycan]

YES. YES OH MY STARS ABOVE GIVE HIM TO ME GIVE ME THE PROWL ALL I EVER WANT IS PROWL-

screaming crying throwing up but in the literal best way possible. i love him so much. i love your style and want to draw the logic boy some more and you. are such. inspiration.

ESPECIALLY as a fellow paper-and-pencil artist. I feel damn encouraged seeing someone make this incredible traditional art, and by the stars, this makes me wanna create more of my own art because i feel like. like it could be good.

thank you, mate. thank you very much.

Your Prowl is so adorable. I just wanna give him a kissie and a warm scarf, hehe!

(your art is so genuinely good, and I love it so much! You inspire me to draw more of the Transformers I love!!)

Hehe thanks again lol :3 I actually have a lot of unposted prowl sketches so here are some I drew on my school handbook/planner when I was bored in class lmao

I have a lot more where that came from, if you guys are interested....

[penitenteyeball]

Dum de dum dum

Gonna add max tags and max characters to each cause who cares

[chebyshevptera]

the way nya didn’t gaf about everything the ‘mercenary’ did despite seeing him literally almost kill arin in the world forest as soon as she found out it’s JAY… the way nya was smiling the ENTIRE TIME when she rushed over to Jay under the rocks despite Jay snapping at her and weakly defending that others have lightning powers and Nya’s STILL smiling while telling him nope, how it’s the FIRST thing she did when the immediate danger passed, her heavy breathing pushing rocks off of him, how it’s the genuinely the happiest we’ve seen her in all of DR and Jay’s memory and soul are still gone, but just the presence of Jay alone is enough for her, doesn’t matter how it happened.

Nya’s little “no way…” when she saw Rogue using lightning, and if there was any doubt in her heart that maybe it was a new elemental master he immediately makes a bad pun and Nya literally knows in her HEART right then that’s her man.

Like also, so much of others people’ perception of jay this season was rooted in an innate trust in his character? Kai literally had NO reason to believe that Jay would remember his childhood video game other than the fact that Kai knew it “IN HIS SOUL” that Jay would. He knew Jay on a level beyond memories and soul which is literally what makes up a person. And Nya, who heart exactly 1 joke out of Jay’s mouth to know that was him. I FEEL SICK YANMA

IM SICK TOO. OHVMY GOD.

the way they have so much love and faith and adoration for Jay that they don’t care if he’s lost his memories, or he’s a ruthless bounty hunter, or he’s mean and snippy and won’t let them touch him. they just care that he’s JAY. HOLY SHIT. THEY DONT CARE!!!! THEY JUST WANTED JAY BACK!!!! HOW DID THEY BEAT THE FORCING HIM INTO A BOX ALLEGATIONS LIKE THAT

(so far anyway lol)

gooddddddd goddddddd im ill. they know him so well… They know their blue tech guy … Kai knowing he would defend his score, knowing the way he plays…… Nya figuring out that’s her yin from his bad puns … Godddd. Im so fucked

also notably. the ninja don’t try to touch him once he tells them not to. i overlooked that on my first watch, but they don’t try to after the first time he stops them (Nya is a special case, he was going to trip and fall lol) . They let him limp to the table because that’s what he wants, they let him attempt to walk away cuz oh well whatever he wants to do, and Cole moves out of the way whenever Jay pushes past him instead of trying to grab at him, ohhhh my god they’re being so respectful of his boundaries even if he’s a bitch about it because they LOVE HIM and just because he’s changed it doesn’t mean he’s not still their guy, memories or not they’ll love him and i think that’s frankly sickening/pos

but omg omg him aside FUCKING. DUDEEEE. NYAAAAA SHES SO HAPPY. SHE BARELY STOPPED SMILING THE WHOLE TIME ONCE SHE STARTED TALKING TO JAY AT THE END. SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCHAND IM SO HAPPY THAT SHES FINALLY HAPPY WITH THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. OUHHHHAGWKQHEKQEHA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE MORE JAYA AFFECTIONATE BICKERING SCENES IN PART 2

sorry that this is incoherent I’m so tired and overstimulated lol BUT AHIHWJQGAJAHKA. JAYAAAA!!! JAY!! THE NINJA!!! im going feral

[nyalternatebaker]

Kogasa's going to try something new. The next time she sucks Nyalter off, she slips her tongue into the cat's pussy, to give her the full blowjob-cunnilingus combo.

"You've... gotten really eager. I can't believe you hadn't ever done this before not too long ago... I didn't get you addicted to me, did I-?"

Nyalter's been enjoying the sex far more than she could have anticipated. Kogasa is built in all the right ways, and she's eager and keen too. At the same time though, the cat is a little bit embarrassed and scared of being called a corrupting influence, so she hopes that people aren't gossiping.

It's not going to stop her though. Without any hesitation, she slips out of her surprisingly cute (white with pink bow) panties, letting her erection flop out in Kogasa's face. After a moment of hesitation, Nyalter gives in to whimsy and tucks her panties into Kogasa's shirt. There's something appealingly cute about gifting her underwear to her partner after sex.

"For you, as... a keepsake, I guess-?"

She keeps smiling quite sweetly and innocently, even as her cock disappears into Kogasa's open mouth. The cat tugs off her dress and reaches out, grabbing the tongue on Kogasa's umbrella-body, wrapping it around herself and coiling it around her breasts, almost like a towel. A lot of people might find a big slimy tongue a bit gross, but Nyalter just giggles as it tickles at her skin. She even gives the big umbrella-tongue a gently kiss. It's like Kogasa's giving her a bonus-hug.

She's not at all surprised when karakasa's other tongue snakes out, lapping at her balls. Kogasa does this fairly often during blowjobs. But Nyalter can't help but jolt as the tip of Kogasa's tongue brushes against her pussy... and then pushes its way inside...

"A-ah- Th-that's-"

Kogasa has wrongfooted her tremendously. Nyalter's legs shake far more than usual, her knees knocking together, and she grabs the shaft of Kogasa's umbrella-body, leaning on it for support.

It's genuinely quite intense. Kogasa is slurping and sucking really keenly at her shaft, while that long tongue is gently teasing her balls and rubbing against her inner walls, surprisingly prehensile. On top of that, she still has Kogasa's umbrella-tongue wrapped around her chest, rubbing against her sensitive nipples...

"Haaaah... Nhhh- Y-you've gotten quite good at this~ The way you're sucking is- quite incredible... and- Ough- Th-that's- my womb you're licking at-"

Of course, the only reply she gets are the wet slops and slurps of Kogasa sucking her off. They're just turning her on harder, pushing her closer. It's a sound that makes her spine tingle, her fur stand up, her heartbeat quicken...

Nyalter's struggling for the first time she's been with Kogasa. She's lost control this time, Kogasa's curiosity has surpassed her. The cat's shaking all over, jolts of pleasure radiating from her cock and pussy. Her legs are trembling, knees knocking together, and she's leaned quite heavily against the umbrella...

"Ough- Nhhh- Nyaaaaa-!"

Nyalter can't stop herself. She shoots off. And it's a load bigger than the usual.

The first rope comes out with a twitch. Nyalter's eyes squeeze shut for a moment as she cums, her shaft shuddering as it unleashes its load. Each rope makes her entire body tense up, clenching. And naturally, that includes her pussy too, clamping around Kogasa's long tongue...

The fact that Kogasa has her tongue out means that her mouth is much more open than it would normally be for a blowjob. Nyalter's shaft has been sandwiched between the tongue's bumpy surface and the roof of Kogasa's mouth this whole time, but now that she's filling up the space with her semen, it's overflowing quickly.

There's a wet noise, quite a hell of a noise, as it starts to overflow. When Nyalter's eyes are open again, she can just about see thick, gooey globules of her spun dribbling down Kogasa's chin and onto the Karakasa's lovely, amply large breasts...

Nyalter's legs give in and she falls back onto her ass, still clinging onto Kogasa's umbrella-body. Her cock pulls out with a slight pop, which is enough to elicit one more spool, cum splattering onto Kogasa's face this time. But the tongue stays in, and it can feel Nyalter's trembling insides clamp on it all the way as the cat hits the ground.

"Hhhaaaaah..... Th-that was really intense- Where did you get that idea-?"

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink asked:

"Nyahahaha~! You really are an idiot huh nyaaaaa~?" (Nyaruko was eavesdropping the anon convo and decided to be annoying JNHBUYGTYVUHB)

Kamui looked over at her, and annoyance immediately filled his expression. He didn't like her, at all. Solely due to how she was the reason Namida didn't want to talk to him back then. Sure, he'd love to wring her neck right now but imagining Namida getting more upset is what kept him from doing that. Hearing her talk as well, really pissed him off. What the hell was wrong with her?

''.......Namida's opinion is the only thing that matters to me, so I don't really care. Call me whatever you want.'' He was pretty used to being referred to as that though. Kamui wasn't exactly sure what prompted it but it didn't matter.

How did it get to a point where one person's opinion meant so much to him? Kamui wasn't easily bothered by words unless they came from people he cared for. But out of everyone, Namida's was the most important to him.

''Also, that weird....cat-like way of talking is grossing me out. Don't talk to me anymore, or just drop dead for all I care. I hate annoying people, especially people like you.'' The disdain was in full force, not wanting to interact with her any longer than he was forced to. He was already in a sour mood, and he honestly.... just wanted to leave earth for a while.

[chapterdua]

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☆, speciaaaal sooong buaaat harii iniiii karenaaa laguunya beneran dedicated to iyaaam bangeeett 💗😻

♡, bina.

[lixenn]

*sees sad buddy*

*sneakily approaches sad buddy like cat stalking their prey*

*jumps*

NYAAAAA! SURPRISE HUG TACKLE!!!!

*squishes buddy under all their weight*

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Jokes aside I'm a so sorry to hear what you are going through right now, love. It kinda sounds like burnout to me which is understandable with how much work is currently put on you (Free my Buddy! How dare you give her so many double shifts!! Don't you see that the Myell needs a break, you fuckheads *throws shoe at the shitty boss*). I hope you get news for your surgery soon and that you will finally catch a break, because you deserve one so much Buddy, you really truly do. If I can help in any way just gimme a shout and in the meantime...

Well, I didn't find a Squalo post but I hope my doodlings as mediocore as they are will still suffice:

Have my first try at the Shark! Very quick sketch, I also didn't clean it up that much because (and correct me if I misremember) you said you liked incomplete (?) art so well here you go!

I love you buddy and I'm hugging you extra hard 💕💜✨

how do you call it when even thinking about your favourite hobbies makes you tired

[fanficshiddles]

Abandoned toy, One shot

Thank you for the prompt. I really really enjoyed writing about Conrad.

eccentricdreamer45 submitted:

If you have the time, I would love a one-shot with a Daddy Dom James Conrad please. Or Tom if you don’t write for that character. Smutty and loving too. Whatever else you add I’m sure will be perfect. Thank you!

‘I think we might be lost, little one.’ James said when they came to yet another dead end.

‘Seriously? You’re a tracker that managed to get people off Skull island safely, yet a little maze has you stumped?’ Cleo teased, grinning up at him.

‘Cheeky. I don’t see you being much help either.’ He grinned back at her and poked her side playfully.

She giggled and grabbed his hand, dragging him back the way they came. She tried taking the lead to get them to the middle, but she had no chance. The maze was too big.

‘Whose smart idea was this, anyway?’ James smirked when they came to, yep you guessed it, another dead end.

‘Yours!’ Said Cleo.

‘Oh, yeah.’ James chuckled.

They’d decided to go out for the day, picking a large local park that had many different things to do there. The large maze being one of them. James thought it would be easy, especially for him. But it turned out it obviously wasn’t as easy as he’d thought.

‘I could go up on your shoulders and look over the hedge?’ Cleo suggested.

James looked up, the hedges were even taller than he was. Though she likely would be able to see over if he lifted her up. ‘That’s cheating though.’

Cleo folded her arms across her chest and glared at him with a pout.

‘No pouting, little one.’ He tapped her nose with a smirk.

‘But we’re trapped in a’ James cut her off when he reached into his pocket and pressed the button on the remote.

‘Nyaaaaa!’ She gasped and clamped her thighs together, she reached out and grabbed onto his arm for support as he laughed.

‘Did you forget about that, darling?’ He purred and slid an arm around her waist to steady her.

She nodded and whimpered. The vibrator that was nestled inside of her cunt, directly against her g spot, also had a part that sat snuggly over her clit. The excitement of the maze had made her forget all about it. Until now, as it buzzed inside of her against those lovely spots.

‘Daddy. Please.’ She whined and hid her face into his chest.

‘What is it you want, little one?’ He whispered and stroked her hair, turning the vibrator up a little more that made her moan.

‘I… Please… I need to cum, Daddy.’ She whimpered, trying to keep quiet as she clung to him desperately.

James then turned the vibrator off, making her grumble.

‘Once we get to the middle, little one.’ He grinned at the look on her face.

After that, she was determined to get to the middle. The short time of vibrations had really riled her up. She was constantly nibbling at her lower lip while she walked quickly through the maze, going this way and that, dragging her Daddy along behind her by the hand.

James was amused at her sudden change of mind, becoming so desperate to find the way. Eventually, after taking longer than they should have, they found the centre of the maze. There was a statue with some benches around, but not much else.

‘Well, at least we made it into the middle. Now we just have to get out again.’ James sat down on one of the benches.

Cleo went over to him and straddled his lap with her arms around his neck.

‘You promised, Daddy! Please!’ She begged, fluttering her eyelashes at him.

‘Do you really want to cum while in public, little one? Anyone could appear at any moment.’ He purred and slid his hands under her top, lightly tickling up her back that made her arch into him.

‘Please, Daddy. Please.’ She whimpered and tried grinding against him.

‘Hmmm. Since you begged so nicely, perhaps Daddy can allow you an orgasm.’ He growled, his tone low and sultry. Making her shudder.

His hands slid downwards into her leggings, he then cupped her bum and squeezed her a few times. ��I think you could do with a spanking. What do you think, little one?’ He asked knowingly.

Her eyes lit up and she started bouncing up and down on him excitedly, which wasn’t really helping his own arousal.

Cleo absolutely loved being spanked by him, when he used his hands anyway. She wasn’t so keen when he used other implements like a belt or paddle for punishment spankings. But when he was just playing, using his large hands… There was nothing she liked more.

James had found out that spanking was a huge turn on for her quite early on in their relationship. He’d playfully smacked her bum once, and instead of a yelp he got a moan. Though it had taken him a while to get it out of her, she was worried it would’ve weirded him out. But it opened up a whole new communication between them, both of them realising that they were a perfect fit, more than they’d originally thought. James slid into role of her Daddy so easily, and she was his perfect little.

‘Are you sure you want a spanking, right here, right now?’ James asked, but he couldn’t stop smiling at the thought. The added risk making it more exciting than normal for them both.

‘Please.’ She nodded eagerly.

Cleo then found herself being manhandled into position, something else that drove her absolutely wild with lust. And he was so strong, so was very good at manhandling her.

She was draped across his lap on her stomach, she could feel his bulge pressing into her. It excited her to think that he was also aroused.

James growled low in his chest as he tugged her leggings and knickers down her thighs, just enough to reveal her lovely bottom. He stroked her softly at first, lulling her into a false sense of security. Then he brought his hand down on her, hard.

She let out a gasp and her body jumped, but James rubbed her bum again over where he’d smacked. Then he raised his hand up and did it again. Cleo had to grab his lower leg for something to hold onto, her natural reaction still wanted to reach back to cover her ass. Because it was painful. But she could feel the heat spreading through her, straight to where mattered most.

Having the vibrator still lodged inside of her was adding to her fun. Every time he spanked her, it made it move a bit inside her. And the full feeling always aroused her.

James spanked her a total of fifteen times. Enjoying the whimpers and gasps that came from her lips.

‘Shhhh, little one. That’s a good girl.’ He spanked her hard again, his hand was so large he was able to cover such a large area of her skin. It was delicious.

‘I think one more should suffice. I can tell you’re close. Are you going to cum for Daddy?’ He asked. He was able to tell she was close from the way she was squirming, he had to use his free hand to hold her steady.

‘Yes! Please!’ She panted.

James loved the look of her bottom, so red from his hand. Knowing it was him that caused it. And how much it excited her.

He had to let go of her for a moment to reach into his pocket, grabbing the remote. He gave one last swing, spanking her really hard. And at the exact moment his hand made contact to her already burning ass, he turned the vibrator on its highest setting.

As it buzzed to life inside her and on her clit, she came hard. She let out a scream, unable to contain it. Her entire body was shaking badly in her pleasure, she was so wet and her orgasm was so strong that her body pushed the vibrator out and it fell to the ground, still buzzing it started moving around.

‘Oops.’ James said as he quickly tugged her knickers and leggings up. He knew by how hard she came that if he didn’t get her back to the car quickly, a wet spot would definitely be visible soon through her leggings.

He lifted her up into his arms and cradled her to him, her legs were far too weak to stand herself. She hazily leaned into him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

James was about to reach down to grab the vibrator from the ground, when he heard talking coming from one of the many different exits and entrances to the middle.

So he abandoned the toy that was still moving across the ground and ran as quick as he could to one of the other ways out at the opposite side.

‘What about the vibrator?’ Cleo managed to ask as she looked over his shoulder and saw it abandoned by the bench.

‘No time, little one. I’ll get you a new one. Promise.’ He said as they ducked out of sight from the group of people discovering the middle of the maze.

It was safe to say, James managed to find their way out much quicker than they had going in. He got her back to the car and bundled her in. When James got into the driver’s side, he looked down at her and grinned wickedly.

‘Mmm, you’re soaked right through, little one.’ He reached over and squeezed her thigh, making her wriggle.

‘Thank you for that, Daddy.’ She said shyly.

‘Anything for my good girl. Now, get your seatbelt on.’ He said firmly and moved his hand up to stroke the back of her neck while he waited for her to get secured.

Cleo felt her heart beat quicken. She adored him so much. They’d both found one another at the right time in their life. James had been back from Skull island a few months when they first met, and Cleo was just starting to date again after a bad breakup.  

Cleo had been a huge part of James’ recovery from the events on the island, it had been traumatising, but he was getting through it thanks to her. And they clicked so well, in every way. James was the perfect loving, playful and protective Daddy Dom. But he could be strict when necessary, though that wasn’t often.

She had never been happier. And neither had he.

[marinaaniseed]

Dark ‘n’ Stormy Pt.4

A/N: This would’ve been half the length and posted yesterday, but I got cocky and then I got a cracking headache.

Just under 5,000 words because I have no restraint, apparently.

FIlth, sex, smut, some kink, a bit of a potty-mouth, a brief interlude for dinner and a chat about Thor’s body insecurities. But mostly just sex. Fingering, oral, penetrative...it’s all there. You er, may want a cold shower after this...

Although Korg and Miek had left, Thor remained rooted to the spot. You peppered his back his kisses, one hand stroking his soft, hairy stomach, the other trailing down to stroke his cock.

“Bedroom?” you asked, feeling Thor’s growing erection in your hand.

“Mmm, yes,” he agreed, beginning to walk forward. Your hands continued as you walked, making the journey slow going, but he didn’t seem to mind.

You’d barely made it through the bedroom door, when Thor turned around in your arms and manoeuvred you back against the solid oak, slamming it shut. Pressing against you, he pinned your wrists above your head with one hand, the other running down the outside of your thigh before bringing it up to his hip. You could feel his erection trapped between his belly and yours and you desperately wanted him inside you. On top of you. Reintroducing him to being pleasured was a lot of fun, but you needed your own release. It’d been months since you’d been with a man, and Thor wasn’t just any man. No. He was the soft, strong god of thunder. Sexiest Avenger. Probably. In fairness, you hadn’t met any of the others, but he’d set the bar pretty high.

His facial hair tickled your nose as your tongues tangoed, his chapped, neglected lips on yours. It was a shame you weren’t wearing lipstick today, it would’ve been fun to see it smeared all over Thor, the evidence of where your mouth had been, like a cat’s footprints in fresh snow. Red. Red would definitely be his colour, the one you’d wear for him. Not a deep burgundy or a pinkish raspberry, but the boldest, truest red to match his cape.

Thor slowly disengaged from the kiss, nuzzling his nose along yours and bending down to press his forehead to yours. He sighed softly, not the sigh of resignation you were used to hearing, but one of lust. He unpinned your wrists and grabbed your other thigh, hoisting you up and bringing you to the bed, depositing you in the dip in the middle. Thor pulled away and you made grabby hands at him in vain.

“I want you,” you wheedled.

“And you shall have me,” he answered with a smirk. “But first I want to pleasure you in other ways. Without being cocky, I realise it might not be that easy for you to accommodate me.”

You raised an eyebrow at his choice of words. “Cocky you say, hmm?”

“Oh, er, that’s not quite how I meant it,” he blushed, realising what you were getting at.

“It’s ok, I got your point. And I will get your point,” you said with a grin, eyeing his cock as it curved up, resting against the curve of his stomach.

“Do you always have such a filthy mouth?”

“Only when your cock’s been in it.”

Oh Norns, this was not what he needed. He wanted to pleasure you, to drive you wild, not be tormented by you. Again.

“I ought to gag you, young lady.”

“Ah, promises promises.”

Yep. Loki would’ve loved you. Or been utterly infuriated. There wouldn’t have been an in-between. It was certainly intriguing doing this dance with someone who apparently cared neither about his rank nor his Avenging fame. You weren’t starstruck, you weren’t a shy servant girl, you clearly knew what you wanted and how to get it.

Trying to compose himself, he climbed onto the bed behind you, pulling you up to sit between his powerful thighs. One arm wrapped around you to keep you where he wanted you, the other trailed further down so that he hand was between your thighs. Your head lolled back against him as his fingers slowly parted your labia. He could feel how aroused you already were and slowly traced his index finger up to your clitoris, drawing lazy circles with the pad of his finger. No words, no exclamations left your mouth but he could feel your chest heaving against his arm, your breath becoming more ragged. He left wet kisses on your ear as he steadily increased the tempo and pressure of his finger.

Just before you came, your head jerked violently to the side, pressing your face into his arm. Your body trembled against his and you bit into his arm, muffling your outburst.

“Hey, hey,” he soothed, loosening his grip on you and removing his hand from between your thighs.

“Sorry, sorry - I didn’t mean to bite you,” you said, looking at the scarlet mark on his arm.

“It’s alright, I’m glad you enjoyed it. But now I want to hear you.”

“Now?”

“Oh, you didn’t think I was done with you so soon did you?”

“Ha, well you’ve done more than most guys would.”

“Pfft,” he scoffed. “Midgardian men don’t know what they’re doing. You’ve taken care of me twice now, we’re not even yet.”

“It’s not a competition.”

“Of course not, but I want to taste you and eat those thighs.”

He moved from behind you and pushed against your shoulder, pushing back into the mattress. Laying down between your thighs, he slowly licked, kissed and nipped his way up your left inner thigh before working his way down your right. He brought his head up to give you a grin before moving in between your legs. Hands gripping your hips, he began with slow, wide licks to warm you up. Gentle little kitten licks before he moved up. You were already sensitive from his finger and he didn’t want to overstimulate you. The first soft flick of his tongue over your clitoris had you making wonderfully sinful noises. Thor always liked to know when he was doing a good job, and your moaning and blaspheming drove him wild. He repeated the flicking with more pressure and speed, feeling your thighs trembling next to him. He felt the shudder of your release but he hadn’t heard you. He looked up to find you with one arm across your face, sucking and screaming into the flesh.

“I thought I said I wanted to hear you,” he said with a stern face but a filthy twinkle in his eyes.

“I’m sorry. I’m just...it’s a force of habit.”

“That’s alright, I think I know how to solve this little problem.” He stood up and looked around, a little confused. Where would you have put his armour? The wardrobe seemed an obvious place so he pulled open one of the oak doors and looked inside. Bingo. He grabbed what he wanted and turned to face you, waving the leather belt at you.

“Is that to tie me up or to spank me with?” you smirked at him.

In all honesty, he hadn’t considered the second possibility until then, but he got the distinct impression that you’d enjoy it very much, although he’d need to be careful not to get carried away and hit you too hard. He decided it was safest not to answer you and walked over, pulling your arms above your head. You didn’t try to resist and let him fasten the soft, but unyielding leather around your wrists and one of the slats of the headboard.

“Is that alright?” he asked, looking down at you. Normally people put up a fight when he tried to restain then but you just looked up at him serenely.

“Perfectly. I’ll let you know if I lose feeling in my fingers.”

Although there was no need to prepare you, he started slowly again. He decided to up the intensity without changing his licking rhythm, sliding two fingers inside of you. Just like your personality, you were warm and welcoming. If the feeling of you around his fingers was anything to go by, you were going to feel like Valhalla around his cock. He curled his fingers, lifting upward toward your belly button in a “come hither” motion. You were writhing around beneath him, testing your restraints and squeezing his face between your thighs. He moved his other hand to your lower abdomen and gently applied pressure.

The result was magnificent.

“Ohmygodohmygodohmygod-hhhh-nyaaaaa!” was roughly the noise you made. Oh yes, he was your god, Thor thought. Thor, god of y/n’s orgasms. Thorgasms, even.

As you squeezed Thor’s fingers and tried to push them out, you were dimly aware that you’d squirted. Ah fuck. You could feel your cheeks reddening further on top of the strawberry tinge they had from your exertions. You wanted to apologise but you couldn’t talk, could barely breathe, because Thor just kept going. Incredibly gently, then slowly increasing the intensity but neither his tongue nor his fingers stopped moving. Again and again, you could feel yourself releasing, were aware of the wet patch on the bed beneath you.

For his part, Thor was intrigued by all the different noises you made. There were gasps and moans, odd little squeaks, something that sounded like you growling through gritted teeth, and his personal favourite: the swearing-like-a-dockhand. He thought he knew all of the Midgardian curse words, but it turned out he only knew the English ones. Apparently, your travels had led you to learn some very interesting phrases. He’d heard his brother describe pleasuring partners so well that he’d made them speak in tongues, but he hadn’t realised quite how that was possible until now.

Lastly came whimpering, and that was when he decided you’d had enough. He removed his fingers slowly before lifting his head. He licked your salty warmth from his lips and around his mouth, before licking his fingers clean too. Looking up, he saw what a mess he’d made of you. Your hair was alternately fanned behind you or plastered to your face with sweat. Your cheeks were flushed like you’d drunk too much wine, and your eyes had a similar quality, not quite able to focus on him as he approached. He undid the belt and brought your arms down slowly before laying down next to you. For all your look of delirium, you still had plenty of energy. You flung your arms around Thor’s neck, pulling him in for a ravishing kiss. You were well aware that you were all over his facial hair, but he’d kissed you after you’d sucked him off, and fair was fair.

Relieved that you were more functional than at first glance, Thor rolled onto his back, bringing you with him.

“I think it’s best if you go on top the first time, so you can be in control and get used to me,” he said.

“In control?” you asked, raising an eyebrow.

Thor knew that whatever he said next was going to be a mistake, but it came out anyway.

“Yes, I want you to take charge.”

“Oh, really?” you said as you repositioned yourself, hands on his chest and thighs spread achingly wide so you could straddle his hips. “Well, if I’m in charge, then you’re going to have to follow my rules.”

“Rules?”

“Rule, singular, technically. You’re not allowed inside me until my nipples are as hard as your cock.”

Thor wasn’t entirely sure what he’d been expecting when you mentioned rules, but this certainly wasn’t it. But who was he to deny you your pleasure? So he reached up towards your breasts, pinching each nipple between thumb and forefinger, pulling and twisting while you trailed your wetness along his erection, head thrown back in pleasure.

His fingers weren’t enough though, so you shuffled forward, moving your breasts towards his mouth. Teasing him, you ran your nipples along his jaw, the roughness of his hair arousing you further before you stopped and let him capture one of your nipples in his mouth. Licking at first, his flicked his tongue deftly across the hardened bud, as you moved his hand to continue working on your other nipple. The licks became sucks and nips, scraping his teeth over your nipple. The noises you made spurred him on as you rubbed yourself against him. In hindsight, the strangled cry you let out after a particularly vicious suck was a pretty good indicator of what was happening but he still found himself surprised when you coated his stomach with your wetness. Releasing you, he looked up at you in shock.

“Did you just…?”

“Mmm, yes - thank you,” you almost purred back.

“I didn’t know that was possible,” he replied, still slightly dazed. It was good, very good, but how had it taken over a millenia to work this out? Damn.

“Well, now that you do, it’d be a shame to leave the other one out, don’t you think?”

Thor wholeheartedly agreed and eagerly accepted the nipple you offered to his lips like it was the sweetest, more succulent berry in the universe. Now he knew what you expect, he carried you through your orgasm with gentle licks and strokes. You pulled back and grinned at him, before running both nipples across his lips.

“I’d say we’re about even in terms of hardness, don’t you agree?”

Thor could only agree, still somewhat awestruck by the whole experience. He wasn’t exactly used to women asserting themselves in the bedroom with him but he certainly wasn’t going to complain. He was painfully hard now and didn’t think he would last long when he was inside you. Think of something unsexy, try to control yourself, he thought.

Steadying yourself with on hand on Thor’s stomach, you took him in your other hand to get him into the right position. You slowly began to impale yourself on him, inhaling sharply through your nose as you stretched to accommodate him.

“You’re so tight, y/n,” Thor gasped as you finally took him to the hilt.

“Ha, I think it’s more than you’re just so big.” You gently kneaded his stomach while you composed yourself. Running your hands towards his chest, you slowly dragged yourself forward along him. A flash of lightning outside caught your attention before you moved back down him with equal leisure. You began to pick up the pace, relishing the feel of him inside you, and Thor grabbed your arse, enjoying the feel of your cushioned backside in his hands. Grinding down him, you pressed into the soft, malleable, hairy flesh of his stomach, watching it jiggle beneath you with a smile, like it was the most beautiful thing you’d ever seen, and it was.

Perhaps being softer wasn’t so bad, Thor thought. The way you touched him, the way you looked at him with adoration, was unlike anything he’d experienced when he was chiselled, and you had something to hold on to, to play with, as you rode him back and forth like a rocking horse.

While he was getting close to release, he realised you needed something a little different is you were going to orgasm on his cock. He bent his knees and removed his hands from your arse and gently pushed your shoulders so you were sitting upright. You stilled and looked down at him, perplexed. One large hand moved between your thighs and you realised what he was doing, leaning back to give his better access to your clit. He rubbed against you slowly, his other hand gripping your hip to keep you in place as he began thrusting up into you. The storm outside was growing in intensity. You grabbed onto his love handles to steady yourself as Thor’s thrusts grew increasingly sloppy. The sight of you was pushing Thor closer to the edge - your bouncing breasts, softly hooded eyes, bitten lip - everything. Whatever noise you made as you came was swiftly drowned out by a loud crash of thunder. You gripped Thor so hard, he wasn’t sure if you were trying to strangle his cock or push him out. I didn’t really matter, with one last thrust he lost control, another rumble of thunder as he let out a pained “Ohhhh.”

You sank forward again, nuzzling your face into Thor’s torso as his hands smoothed over your hair.

“Thank you,” he whispered as the thunder continued to rumble overhead.

“For what?” you asked, looking up as his fuzzy, satisfied looking face.

“That was amazing, truly. You were simply wonderful.”

“You weren’t bad yourself,” you said with a grin, sliding off him to lie by his side. He rolled to face you, running a hand along your back as you buried your face in his soft, hairy chest, resisting the urge to motorboat him. For now.

Thor wanted to get up, to tenderly clean you up, and himself, but you were so content there in his embrace, nuzzling into his softness that he didn’t have the heart to move you, so he let you fall asleep like that, greedily pressing against his warmth, listening to the rain.

******

It was the sound of Thor’s stomach that woke you some hours later. The setting sun trickled the last of its amber rays into the room making Thor’s hair seem more golden than usual.

“Sounds like we need to feed you,” you smiled, moving your hand from his back to caress Thor’s stomach. He didn’t flinch or try to move away from your hand. You were glad to see he was becoming more used to your touch, especially there. All of Thor was sexy but you just couldn’t keep your hands off of his soft, cushioned tummy.

“Mmm, yes, perhaps,” he agreed, moving his chin from where it rested against the top of your head.

“Do you want something quick or something filling?”

“Filling.”

“Ok then,” you said as you got up and pulled on Thor’s hoodie like a dress again, “you go entertain yourself while I make something to fill you up.”

Thor slipped on some tracksuit bottoms and followed you out of the bedroom. He took up his usual spot and began gaming.

Looking around the kitchen you decided to cook sea bass fillet baked with new potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach, and a white wine sauce. Thor certainly liked his food but it wouldn’t hurt to get add some vegetables to the mix as well. Living by the coast, seafood was abundant, and you wanted to make the most of the local sea bass that Valkyrie had brought up from a fishing boat and deposited in the fridge yesterday.

Once everything was safely in the oven, you brought Thor a coffee and a bowl of large green Nocellara olives from Sicily.

“I thought you might need something you tide you over,” you said, handing him the bowl. He smiled gratefully, pausing his game to grab handfuls of the large green olives, savouring the mild, buttery flavour in his mouth.

“Do you think we could grow these in New Asgard?” he asked.

“I’m not sure, I think it might be too cold here. But,” you said, seeing his frown, “I’m sure there are plenty of other things we could grow here if you like.”

“Asgard had the most beautiful gardens, I miss them.”

“Well, perhaps you could recreate them here?” you suggested, leaving Thor to his coffee and contemplation. You returned to the kitchen to create the white wine sauce, using a bottle of pinot grigio you’d found in a cupboard. Once the sauce was reducing, you put the bottle in the freezer to chill it a bit before dinner.

“Thor,” you called, “it’s going to be ready soon.”

He padded through and cleared table from lunchtime and dumping everything in the granite farmhouse sink, before re-laying the table with fresh cutlery.

“I used some wine in the sauce and thought perhaps we could have some with dinner? The bottle is in the freezer.”

“Yes, of course. We often had wine with a meal on Asgard, let me get the glasses.”

You plated up and brought dinner to the table, and Thor poured the wine.

“I know I said yesterday was a fun day but I think today has been even better.”

“Yes, definitely,” Thor agreed. It was wonderful to see him smile, he looked, maybe not happy, but certainly content, his soft fuzzy cheeks just begging to be kissed.

“Perhaps after dinner, we could make it even more fun?” you suggested, before licking your fork slowly and staring Thor dead in the eye.

*** After dinner, Thor was eager to return to the bedroom, so you took the wine and the glasses with you. Sitting with your back to the headboard, Thor wrapped his arm across your shoulders, pulling you against him. With the hand not holding your wine, you began stroking across the crest of his stomach.

“You really like that, don’t you?” Thor asked, with an uneasy chuckle.

“Oh yes, it’s probably my favourite part of you,” you said looking at him and smiling. “Physically, I mean. Your personality is the best part.”

“But why?”

“Um, I guess visually I enjoy your shape, the way you curve and how the light hits your hair and it’s just this golden contoured trail from your face down to your cock. I enjoy how soft and warm and comfortable you are. It was lovely smooshing my forehead into it when I was sucking you off, I wish I could just squish my whole face into you. I didn’t mean to spoon you like that this morning, it was just comfortable. Comforting. Like a teddy bear. Just soft and fluffy and safe, like something I’d hold on to if I had a nightmare or if I was upset. I guess, for me, it’s a physical representation of who you are. Soft, warm, welcoming, but also strong when you need to be. I guess that’s why I called you ‘bear’ earlier. That and I’ve been to enough gay bars to know a bear when I see one. I loved it earlier when you were pressed up against me, the thought of you being on top of me a pressing your weight down on me whilst you fuck me is driving me wild.”

You took a sip of your wine and watched Thor try to process everything you’d just said. He looked like a lost little labrador puppy, head cocked to the side.

“So, you don’t like my old bod? The one with all the muscles and stuff?”

“Eh, I wouldn’t turn someone down for being muscular if they were otherwise interesting, but no, that doesn’t interest me.”

“That...doesn’t tally with my experiences.”

“Well, no. Society tends to condition people to like certain things. But fuck that. I like what I like and if people have a problem with that or think I’m weird because of that, then that’s on them.”

“It is a little bit weird that you like me, but I’m glad that you do.”

“Let me show you something.” You slid off the bed and retrieved your phone from your bag, opening up YouTube. “Watch this video. It’s from the World’s Strongest Man competition.”

“Is my friend Steve in it?”

“No...this is for average...well not average, they’re really strong dudes, but not supersoldiers. They’re regular humans, no serums or enhancements or anything.”

Thor sat and watched as the competitors pulled trucks, performed deadlifts of nearly half a tonne, and carried Atlas stones.

“Those men are very strong,” he said when the video ended.

“Indeed. And do you think people like them?”

“Certainly, there were crowds cheering for them.”

“Do you think people think they’re attractive?”

“Many of them were wearing wedding rings.”

“That was an old video, before...well, you know. That man from Iceland? He’s not just strong, he’s a famous actor, too. There’s more to a person than just being strong or being good in battle. And, did you notice the men’s stomachs?”

“They weren’t all ripped, some of them were quite round. Like my late friend Volstagg.”

“Exactly. You are worthy of love and affection. People who can’t lift Mjölnir are worthy of that and you don’t just lift Mjölnir, you wield it, so I guess that makes you more worthy than the rest of us.”

You continued drinking your wine, leaving Thor to ponder this.

“Why are there bears in gay bars? Isn’t that dangerous? And why do you have gay bars and not just bars?”

“Ah, a bear is a gay slang term for a larger hairier man who projects an image of rugged masculinity.”

“Oh right, yes. I can see why you would say that about me.”

“As for gay bars, things are better than they were. I’m sure Steve could tell you what it was like when he was a teenager, but a lot of people still don’t accept gay people, so it’s often safer for us to socialise in specific places, with each other.”

“Us?”

“Yeah, I’m bisexual. Like guys and girls. Bat for both teams. Slap both arse cheeks.”

“Oh right. Lots of Asgardians are, I forget it’s a problem on Midgard.”

“I wish it wasn’t,” you said, looking at your empty glass. “Sorry for dampening the mood.”

“Well,” Thor said with a mischievous glint in his eyes, moving his hand between your legs, “perhaps we could do something about you wanting to be beneath me?”

Placing your glass on the floor, you swiftly removed Thor’s hoodie.

“I’ll take that as a yes then,” he laughed, shimmying out of his tracksuit bottoms before laying back down on the bed.

“Hang on, that’s not where you’re meant to be.”

“Ah, but first I want you to sit on my face,” Thor answered with a grin.

“But I’ve not cleaned up from earlier,” you protested.

“I don’t care. I want to make sure you’re suitably relaxed.”

You couldn’t really argue with that logic, so you swung a leg over Thor so that your knees were either side of his face, his hands clamped to your thighs. Leaning forward, you tried to return the favour, running your breasts across his soft stomach, but the height difference between you made it pretty much impossible. Thor bucked his hips up to help and you managed a few sloppy licks but even if you could take him properly, it was probably safest that you didn’t. Thor had you moaning, trying to bite down on the air.

Eventually, he rolled you off him, your feet on the pillows.

“Other way up, perhaps,” he teased and you scooted round so that your head was sinking into the downy pillows. “Are you sure you want to do this? I don’t want to hurt you.”

“We could have a safe word, a word either of us can use to stop things getting out of hand. Something we’re unlikely to say in bed,” you suggested.

“What about Mjölnir?”

“Isn’t that what you call your cock?” you smirked.

“Why would I call it that?”

“Because it’s your mighty weapon? Nevermind, Mjölnir it is.”

Pulling your legs up and wide, Thor slowly entered you. The sheets were already clenched in your fists by the time he was fully in.

“I’m going to start moving slowly, then I’ll press down on you, ok?”

You nodded and whimpered. Even him just being there was a lot to take in. Literally. Thor languidly circled his hips, making you gasp as his cock rubbed against parts of you that you hadn’t previously known existed. Letting go of your legs, he began to lower himself down on you, hands on the mattress to take some of his weight. You might want to feel him pressing into you but he doubted you wanted to be crushed. You wrapped your legs around him, heels pressing into his lower back, squeaking as he pressed down on you. The feeling of his heavy stomach pinning you down was even better than you imagined.

“Oh fuck, Thor, yes. This is amazing. You’re amazing,” you managed to huff between thrusts.

“It’s not too much?”

“No, more. I want more, give me more. Please.”

You could feel the pressure building in your lower abdomen as Thor pressed down harder on you, the hairs on his stomach tickling yours with each thrust. Relinquishing your grip on the sheet, you reached towards his heaving chest, cupping his moobs and clawing at the hair.

“I think you should play with my nipples,” Thor growled, low and rumbly, like the thunder that was once again building overhead.

Twisting and pinching, you were more than happy to oblige the grunting god. The new softness had certainly increased their sensitivity, and that was no bad thing, Thor thought as he tried to think of anything but you to delay his release. He forced himself down on you with a particularly heavy thrust and that extra pressure was enough to tip you over. Eyes screwed tightly shut, mouth in a silent scream, you clenched around Thor and gave his nipples a particularly vicious tweak that made him gasp. He didn’t think he’d seen a woman look as beautiful as you did right now.

For your part, you’d never felt an orgasm that intense before and you wanted to give Thor the same.

“Could we, could we adjust the position slightly?” you panted.

“Is everything ok?” Thor asked, immediately taking his weight off you.

“Yes, wonderful. Best orgasm of my life, and there’s been a few competitors today,” you laughed. “I just want to make this better for you. Pull out a sec.”

Thor complied, a little baffled, as you brought your legs up and over to one side.

“Now. See what you think of this.”

Thor entered you again and couldn’t believe how tight the new position made you. Huffing over you, static crackling as the storm began to rage outside, Thor found his release after several short thrusts.

“Y/N, I think you’ve ruined me how anyone else,” he said as he flopped, exhausted, onto the bed next to you.

“I certainly hope so,” you grinned, moving to snuggle up to his sweaty, heaving tummy.

@innerpaperexpertcloud @morganhoran1671

[tsuki-sennin]

The second one hour special I'm doing this week. I know, I know, you're all just as excited as I am! Delicious Party PreCure! I do believe it's time for our final dish of the night! And boy oh boy, is it a big one!

A very solid season of PreCure, I say as a... relative newcomer to the series. Certainly a delectable time all around. Love our heroines like the little sisters I never had, the villains were all interesting, the side characters are fun and likeable, the music's very lovely, the world we got to see is super nice... I can say that I look forward to seeing it all conclude.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Hot damn, okay! Getting right into it!

-For being so outta practice, Mari-chan's really kicking ass. ...must be muscle memory. Finale's keepin' up pretty great too.

-And there she is. The lady of the hour, Cure Precious!

-Time to lay some down smack.

-Well Godatz, it's been nice knowing you, but you is a defeated man.

-No time left for hesitation!

-A quick snack before smashing!

-Legendary Warrior Pretty Cure! Multiple of them! And Mari-chan too!

-Gonna miss this opening, it's so infectious.

-Spicy's bread is a bit flaky, it seems.

-Yum-Yum actually caught this man off guard, you love to see it.

-Fuckers stole our rice!

-The cats!

-BIG cat!

-Gatos.

-Everybody thinks about cats.

-Finale's firing time seems to have gotten faster as time goes on.

-"Ginger left it for everyone!"

-"That was his mistake!"

-Ohhhhh, it's mixed up.

-He's going to morb!

-Holy shit, Behemoth.

-Welp, he's gone off.

-Double beamed.

-Didn't even faze him.

-We've truly been stomped.

-What a cruel man you've become, Godatz.

-Kome!

-They speak.

-Pam!

-Mem!

-That's a very lovely sky.

-Suppose all that kindness and good spirit would prove too much for any curse.

-Nyaaaaa

-Holy shit, the panda

-Spiritoru?

-Narshe!

-"Is it broken? I'll fix it for you, son."

-Gohan wa egao!

-Re-energized!

-Seems Takumicchi's hopped right in.

-Look at all them cattos.

-"Funny you ask, funny noodle girl. It's because Master Godatz couldn't have done it without me."

-Well, here comes our final bowls! Of rice, noodles, parfait, and... sandwich ingredients. ...perhaps Spicy makes a mean salad out of 'em?

-Seeing you off at breakfast with a delicious smile and a plate of omurice! Cure Precious!

-Meeting up for a fun lunchtime with the sandwiches we made. Cure Spicy!

-Dinner at the noodle joint! Cure Yum-Yum!

-Soothing your gentle heart with a sweet and fruity dessert! Cure Finale!

-Delicious Party Pretty Cure!

-Those cats are putting their hearts on the line for the sake of justice.

-Yuin...

-Arigato. Precious.

-Ironic that Fennel, who could never let go of his master's decision, tells Yui to leave the words of the past where they are.

-Nobody's ever really gone, Fennel.

-Your heart is breaking for that power that was never really yours.

-Oh hello Seccy.

Amane: Oh, look what the cat dragged in! Seccy: Fuck you, this future is mine too.

-Rip that smile back out of the behemoth's claws!

-Oh shit, new insert?

-Up you go, Mari-chan.

-Pamu-Pamu Pan Fried Barrier! Served up Koko-neechan style.

-Seems Mem-Mem gave it that little bit more effort for ol' Ranchi.

-Holy shit, Takumi's a strong boy to keep up with Amai-kaichou like that.

-Oh?!

-"I will

-HOLY SHIT HOW MANY KILOCALORIES IS THAT

-Pretty Cure! Stuffed Belly Punch!

-United States of Smash Gomu Gomu Gear Fourth Galactica Phantom Falcon Punch.

-Kome-Kome!

-Smiles! Sharing! Passion! Justice! All very based things to base your power on!

-One last Light My Delicious for the road.

-Down you go, Fennel-san.

-Oh. That's the end of the episode.

-Gonna miss this ED an awful lot too.

-Next episode's our finale, yes?

-Fennel down the endless sea of light.

-Poor Fennel-kun.

-A lost little boy who couldn't see what was right in front of him.

-I can hardly forgive or absolve you for the things you've done. Especially since... well, we've got a whole bunch of people like Godatz in the real world, but...

-Pat by the cat.

-Myaaaaa

-Have some rice, old man.

-Hot and ready.

-Suppose I wouldn't have asked for this series to end any other way, huh?

-Everybody's smiling brightly once more.

-You did it, Pretty Cure!

-One last time for the road!

-Food Bacc

-Thank you, Ginger-san.

-Oh cool, everybody's back in business.

-Pipipiiii

-Gently and gorgeously!

-Oh shit, student council pals!

-Yeah, you have a good day at work, Amai-kaichou.

-Hanamichi Clan! How are we doing today?

-Get out there, Ranchi!

-Pipipiiii!

-Kokonee-chan, your parents have done a wonderful job with Isuki Island. You must be very proud of them, as I am of you.

-Friendship~!

-Cat dog!

-You can just... do that!

-And the humble Nagomi folk. Trying out some vegetable rice.

-Green pepper~!

-Takumicchi with the save!

-Jumbo smile.

-Awww... headin' on home, huh?

-Well, you fairies have made many-a wonderful memory.

-Aw don't say that Takumicchi, I think it's nice how much they love each other <3

-Let's get cookingdom!

-"Thank you Dad."

-A whole buncha nerfing! ...a very good idea, actually.

-We deed it.

-This whole operation would've been impossible without the fox, dog, and dragon.

-A grand celebration! Doing a ton of that today.

-Cerfeuil!

-BIG Cake

-Round cake

-Right in front of me.

-Who do you think this cake could be?

-Candle-lightless.

-Cerfeuil, keep trying sweetie. You'll get it.

-Gonna Cure the cake.

-Can hardly think of a better way to use our powers, myself

-Awww, Supi-kun <3

-He seems so much happier free from that awful power.

-Oh!

-You are some big kids too now, eh?

-"Lookin' good, sister!"

-Suppose Seccy got put into one of those Swedish prisons and not the dungeon like Narshe did.

-"I brought cake :)"

-"...one strawberry, that's all."

-Ganbaru Ganbaru!

-You missed hangin out with Seccy, huh Narshe?

-And there is Mr. Fennel.

-Not a lot to say to you. Just reflect, consider, and sort yourself out.

-Admiring the strength of the Legendary Pretty Cure. That's something anyone can do.

-Suppose the ancient heroine stays in the past, letting the new generation take on their own legendary status.

-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected."

-No matter the distance. No matter if dead or alive. No matter how long it's been or how distant the memory. That irreplaceable moment...

-Give your mom a hug, Kome-Kome.

-Pamu-Pamu, Mem-Mem, you too.

-Amane's eyes shine with love too.

-Ah, spring... hot, polleny, and about time for the fiscal year.

-Meet every last lucky cat.

-Blocked, son.

-Oh! First shot, privilege!

-Come ooooon, Takumicchi! You gotta go.

-Tomorrow awaits us.

-Mari-chan has truly earned the love of his people.

-Seems the former Bundoru gang have taken to their reformation process very well.

-Fresh!

-Joy!

-Well then... I suppose my year in Oishi-Na Town is over. It's funny, I feel a little sad, and yet... well, it's not like I'll never see you little gluttons ever again, right?

-Takumicchi, you be good to Yuin, y'hear? It ain't cool to make a girl you like cry. Her friends love her as much as you do, you know.

-Amai-kaichou, I'm very proud of you for pulling yourself together. You've found justice not just for yourself, but the people around you.

-Ranchi, wherever your passions may lead you, just know that you were the one who kicked your misfortunes to the curb.

-Kokonee-chan, the smiles and tears you've shared are as much your own as they are your friends'.

-Yuin... your grandmother is the proudest old lady in the world. It wasn't just the food that brings smiles, it was your determination.

-Free pen!

-Some snacc

-Catch you on the flip flop.

-She jump!

-It's hero time!

-BENJAMIN TENNYSON?

-Anyways, that was Delicious Party Pretty Cure. 0/-10, best Assassin's Creed game in years. Bravo, Rareware.

-...I uh... didn't prepare any grand speech or anything, just the knowledge that I'm happy I watched this from beginning to end.

-...well, I only started liveblogging this around episode 6, but you know what I mean!

-Alright... I suppose I needn't keep you any longer. I imagine you're all more than ready to move onto new things.

-Besides… I already got myself some new digs somewhere else. Have you ever heard of this place called "Sorashido City"? You'll be hearing a ton about it soon~!

[itsdraconia]

DL TAG GAME

I was tagged by @bitter-doll and @kanabrowakesmeupinside Thanks guys ♥ Rules: Answer the Questions and Tag whomever you want to tag~ 1.- Would you rather wear Carla’s Scarf or Shin’s eyepatch? ☆ Carlas scarf! It is so long I could wrap myself in it OwO (or use it to choke others) 2.- Which moments has been the most shocking to you? (Game, Manga, CD Drama, Stage Play, Anime) ☆Definitely when Laito chained Yui in the dungeon and drank from her chest whilst almost breaking her sternum! I know other guys did a lot worse stuff to her, but this one was disturbing to me. Also the scene when he admits he was raped as a child. (I think this one was in a drama CD) 3.- Have you had a Diaboy whom you hated (or had very little interest) and now you love? ☆Well, I haven't had such a big change of heart, but I guess I liked Reiji quite a bit more after reading his routes. 4.- Which moment (Game, Manga, etc) has made you laugh the most? ☆I think it was in Lunatic Parade when Kanato tricked Yui and Carla to take that ~nyaaaaa potion lol 5.- Which moments has made you cry the most? ☆I didn't cry reading DL honestly (for now at least, I haven't read all the routes), but I was touched when Azusa told Yui about his insecurities and the part when they tried drawing together. 6.-Which moments has been the scariest for you? ☆When Shu cut Yuis throat in a drama CD (I think) and also in his route when he wanted to rip it along with yarn.....honorable mention goes to Laito and sternum scene I mentioned above, tho that one is more disturbing than scary. 7.- Which moments has made you the angriest? ☆Whole Kous MB route was triggering for me, but especially when he made her eat from the floor. 8.- Would you like to be a student at their nocturnal school? Would you stalk/see what the Diaboys are up to? Who? (Only pick 3 diaboys!) ☆Fuck yes, I function better at night anyway and since it is an elite school I bet their library is full of amazing science books! I wouldn't stalk them, but I probably would bug Reiji or Ruki if I couldn't find some info which I knew they could know...tho I might keep an eye on Azusa, since I usually like people who act like him (within normal boundries lol) 9.- Have you had any DL Dreams? if so… Tell us your favorite or your most recent~! ☆I never had a DL dream....In fact, the closest to any anime dream I had was when I dreamt Winnie the Pooh was the leader of ISIS (don't ask) 10.- Is there something/habit a diaboy does that bothers/annoys you? ☆Ayatos pranks. Like dammit you huge fucking deranged child. 11.- Is there something/habit a diaboy does that makes your heart flutter/melt? ☆Azusa randomly coming up to Yui just to tell her how much he loves her.....its not really a habit but it happened a few times. ^-^ I tag: @queenie-peachy @lovehentai-chan @kanatos-laugh @1000fandoms @infernal-iris and @fishy24 ♥

[asklovelivemus]

Everyone! Our friend at the children’s hospital came back to us with responses from the kids-

Aaah!! Read it! Read it!!!

Of course I’m going to read it! I thought it would be something nice to share for Christmas.

‘The kids were so excited to have their questions answered they got me just as excited. A Nico fan proudly claimed that they had loads of natural cuteness much like Nico does (I haven’t taught them ‘nico nico nii�� thankfully).’

Eh!? What do you mean you haven’t taught them how to Nico Nico Nii!? This is serious…

Alright kids, it’s simple! Just repeat after me! Ni-

‘When Hanayo mentioned she likes seeing the penguins, one of the kids shouted out “I LOVE PENGUINS TOO.” and decided to tell me a few penguin facts (they want Hanayo to know that Humboldt penguins can reach speeds of 20-30 mph and that eventually they will too). But everyone was excited to hear about the alpacas! I showed them a few photos of them, earning lots of coos and comments about how cute they were.’

Ehehe! I’m so glad they like the alpacas! I didn’t know that about Humboldt penguins… that’s so fast!

T- too fast for me...

‘Everyone wanted to see Rin too! A few even nya’d with her and one said she was super fun while nya’ing.’

Nyaaaaa~!

I feel like I should say something else, but nothing else needs to be said! Nyaaaa~~~!

‘And the kid who asked Umi’s question proceeded to try and be as elegant as possible (by standing straight, sitting still, asking for tea repeatedly and practicing their handwriting), eventually failing when pastries were brought out.’

Ah, yes… Pastries were Honoka’s downfall, as well. Keep trying! You’ll get it eventually.

‘Three kids wanted to learn how to make candy just like Kotori can then decided that they’d all learn together.’

Ehehe! I’d love to see the results, one day. I’m sure it’ll be delicious~!

‘The kid who said Nozomi’s eyes were pretty was really happy to hear about the Nozomi hug, which I had to give (supposedly).’

Aw! Well, then they have to have another one! Nozomi Spiritual Hug Power……… Activate!!!!

‘In response to Maki explaining uniforms, everyone wanted to get cool, matching blue jackets. (They also all kept saying that Maki and I were too similar, their reasonings: Red hair and ‘Smarty-pants’)’

Eh!? Smarty-pants!? I’m not a smarty-pants!!!

‘The Eli fan kid immediately decided to ask for some world books, so they could study about the world and be “super cool like Eeli”’

So eager! I’m impressed.

I was somewhat expecting them to call me boring…

They all were super excited and after saying thanks a whole bunch of times, they chattered about this among themselves. (Also, they all played SIF and one of them wanted to do a master song despite me saying it’s super difficult so I let them and they accused me of being distracting during the song when they failed, its okay, I helped them pass it after)

Wow! The Master songs are too hard for me! I have to get Umi-chan to do them instead…

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you all had a great day!

[takingusforaryde]

Taking Us for A Ryde has obtained a leaked mock-up of Ryde #FakeMayor Bill Pickering’s election brochure for the September 9 council elections and the 2019 NSW state election.

The leaflet heralds a new political force to be reckoned with, with testimonials from The Muppets, legendary father of four and Greek-Australian fruit shop owner Con the Fruiterer and Real ‘Fake Tradie’, who has let his hair down since becoming famous at the 2016 Federal Election.

Front of Bill Pickering’s ‘Property Developer Privacy Party’ campaign leaflet

Back of Bill Pickering’s ‘Property Developer Privacy Party’ campaign leaflet

Inside flap of Bill Pickering’s ‘Property Developer Privacy Party’ campaign leaflet

It’s understood Pickering didn’t make the deadline to register his ‘Property Developer Privacy Party’ after being dumped, along with side-kick Jane Stott, in a Liberal Party preselection contest and is running as an independent at the Ryde Council election.

Superstar Endorsements

Entertainment powerhouse, The Muppets, have privately been troubled by the growing tendency to use their stage name as an insult. But Kermit, Fossie Bear and Miss Piggy all agreed Bill Pickering was someone who deserved the derogatory “muppet” title and were happy to provide a collective, but brief, testimonial.

Con the Fruiterer, a household name in comedy television, made it big in the world of fruit and vegetables because of a preference for cash. That’s what caught his attention about Pickering. He loved cash too and was able to provide a smooth ride for Con when he submitted a DA for a high-rise, mixed-use building on top of his popular fruit and vegetable enterprise in a residential part of Ryde.

‘Fake Tradie’ has kept a low profile since coming to prominence at the 2016 Federal Election as an actor playing a tradie, that was backing the Liberal-National coalition. But thanks to plenty of practice in the art of mass deception, not many people know the Real ‘Fake Tradie’ has long red locks. He decided to come out of the woodwork to pay tribute to one of his favourite political ‘shamateurs’.

The Content Challenge

With no achievements throughout his controversial time on Ryde Council, the inside of Pickering’s leaflet was a challenge in terms of showcasing something that might appeal to electors.

But after much soul-searching, his strategists (who have a tough task polishing a turd) decided to do away with the boring old listr of achievements and instead, feature a slection of images that the lobbyist/councillor will be remebered for.

They include Pickering’s DJ alter-ego – DJ Picko – who has become synonymous with regular acts of “truth remixing” and “ethical illusion”;  as commando and war hero who survived a gunshot wound to the buttocks in (retired) Colonel Pickering’s Army with Major Yobbo Robbo and Beverage Tester Stott; as Pope Picko, Ryde ratepayers’ saviour and recognised for world class rorts by North Korea’s supreme ruler, Kim Jong Un.

Pickering’s Pamphlet – inside left panel

Pickering’s Pamphlet – inside centre panel

Pickering’s Pamphlet – inside right panel

Pickering’s new political party will build on his track record of respecting the privacy of the property developers he covertly lobbies for, especially former clients of his lobbying firm Hugo Halliday and former clients of companies controlled by his former employees.

For now, he’ll be relying on the popularity of Stott, among her drinking partners at Putney Bowlo, in number one spot, while he’ll take number two, with a couple of morally oblivious randoms making up the numbers on a “How To Vote” brochure that Ryde’s ratepayers will find handy as emergency toilet paper.

Recently, Pickering has been promoting his post-Ryde Council career as the head of a new property body he set up, using his role as the city’s Mayor (by Miscarriage).

The Housing Supply Association was launched by his mate, Anthony Roberts, who is now NSW Minister for Planning, providing a great opportunity for Pickering to earn a likely six-figure salary as “consulting CEO” of the new body, to be run from the same address as his lobbying firm, Hugo Halliday.

With this arrangement conveniently circumventing lobbying rules and given the history of Roberts’ and Pickering’s bromance – going back to the days of Pickering giving Roberts a place to stay after a marriage break-up – it seems NSW is well and truly “open for business”.

Why bother with all that community engagement and planning paperwork, just take a shortcut through Pickering, who will gladly take possession of your “paperwork”.

Unless Premier Gladys Berejiklian wakes up and dumps Roberts into political obscurity, where he’d be better appreciated, the new joint venture should result in a cashed-up PDPP machine.

It’s a shot across the bow for incumbent Ryde MP, Liberal Victor Dominello and challenger, Labor’s Jerome Laxale, with the simple message: ‘Hey, I may be at the ass end of every Ryde popularity contest, but my mate Anthony Roberts helped me set up a new sham organisation, so I’ll have more brown paper bags to buy the votes I need. So nyaaaaa!”

    EXCLUSIVE: #FakeMayor of Ryde Bill Pickering’s Campaign Leaflet Leaked! Taking Us for A Ryde has obtained a leaked mock-up of Ryde #FakeMayor Bill Pickering's election brochure for the September 9 council elections and the 2019 NSW state election.