#I LOVE CAPITALISM

[dandydingo]

Get bent by Mr Capitalism @kastsol

[ohnoitsjetster]

Happy Black Friday to those who celebrate, remember to burn down your local Cinnabon to appease an ancient deity 💚

[the-real-google]

Squandering company time on tumblr as we speak

[meowmk]

ur fav is joining the working class today wish me luck 💔

[jessaerys]

pirating the drawing software i have been using for two decades because the serial key i bought in 2018 no longer works

[alpha-centauriiae]

You know you've hit peak Lethal Company immersion where you have a debate with the only other survivor on the risk to profit ratio of reclaiming the corpses of your former crew.

[moshedayanslebanesetradwife]

the Trump Pit

Jan 6 2025

Emily screamed at the top of her lungs ‘I can’t take this fascist oppression anymore!” She said with a California valley girl accent. “Yass queen you go” said Amy. “I don’t wanna be in the Donald Trump pit anymore!” Yelled Emily, as she accessed Twitter to tweet about it. The Donald Trump pit was first conceived by some fat red neck as a place to throw commies who hate the U.S. A 6’3 white male was thrown in the pit, named Ivan Shenovich, wanted for counter intelligence, and support towards rossiya. Even tho Putin and Trump were together, his commie ways didn’t fit our precious red white and blue. “Fucking Americans…” he groaned. He heard people scream ‘it’s punishment time!’ This confused Ivan…he thought being in the Trump pit was enough of a punishment itself. Suddenly he heard the song ‘America, fuck yeah!’ As a 500 pound redneck sped towards him on a mobility scooter with a belt in his left hand, a MAGA hat on his head, and a shirt with the U.S. flag. The back of the mobility scooter had a U.S. and a trump flag on it. Ivan knew his days of America-hating was over, the redneck whipped him aggressively “DAMN COMMIE SCUM!” He yelled with a deep southern accent. He felt the power of America get whipped into him. He cried ‘SUKAAA BLYATTT’ and fell onto the floor…feeling the mobility scooter run him over. He saw the scooter speed towards a bunch of hair dyed Californian girlies as he slowly passed on…

San Diego, california 

A man named Con Nguyen was wanking it on his porch to the thought of Ho Chi Minh. “….mmm fuuuu……i wish i fought for the vc…” he moans, suddenly he felt something grab his ass and drag him under. He was, indeed going to the Trump pit, like anyone else who said something remotely positive towards communism.  

The Trump pit

The Trump pit

We all love the Trump pit 🏛️🇺🇸🫶💰

All my homies know that the commies go in the Trump pit

The Trump pit

We all love the Trump pit 

~🇺🇸🫶

[homewreckingholmes]

wow, autism screenings are unbelievably expensive!

all i’m asking for is confirmation and it costs $1-2K (:

[once116]

Pfp for my discord

[byregot]

this is niche hobby drama but i noticed when i was doing my print work today that cricut has a new "create sticker" feature and i was ??? bc i have been using cricut like exclusively to make stickers for a year now and i looked up what it is

its. literally the same thing as what everyone that prints stickers has been doing this whole time it makes an outline around your uploaded image. but behind a subscription fee. the outline feature is still there, also

[soliusss]

I wonder how colleges will vet out ai art from portfolio submissions this year and going forward

[sunset-synthetica]

I'm so mad. I want to read but I can't because I want to play video games but I can't because I want to draw but I can't because I want to write but I can't because I have school. either I fuck myself over in the future by actually doing what interests me or I'll get like one day a week when i could HYPOTHETICALLY work on my hobbies but I'll be so tired by that point that I'll just sleep through whatever free time i get

[tau1tvec]

Can we bring back the ticket to Barbie memes pls.

[meowmk]

ur fave markf got a job 😽😽

[talistheintrovert]

made a video about youtube's new advertiser friendly guidelines because they're starting to feel a bit hays code-y

[artsy-kitten]

Trying to hold down a job while being actively suicidal is super fun