#I LIVEEEE

[syst3merr0r]

Old Moon my belobed, how I've missed you

[suspensefulpen]

Not Again

TW: Kidnapping, Captive Whumpee, Chain Restraints

Whumpee pulled at the chain locked over their ankle. They’ve been trying since they woke up. They woke up in a basement alone. They weren’t sure where but something about it looked familiar — they couldn’t put their finger on it.

Obviously, someone kidnapped them and decided to throw them in a basement. But the question is, who would do that and why?

Even more so, why weren’t they dead yet?

Whumpee glanced around to find something sharp but came up empty handed. They sighed and went back to attempting to pull the chain from its base in the wall.

They instantly froze at the sound of footsteps over their head. Gently, they placed down the chain and listened. It wasn’t long before the steps stopped at a door that was far from Whumpee’s grasp. The locks moving filled the short silence before the door creaked open, revealing—

“Whumper?” They exhaled. A smile slowly appeared on their face. “I’m so glad you’re here! You can get me out of this. I’ve been trying for forever now. If you can just—”

They were silenced when he began to laugh.

Did they miss something? Or was this just an elaborate joke to scare Whumpee?

“No, no Whumpee.” He shook his head and waved his hand dismissively. “I am the reason you’re here.”

“What?” They rolled their eyes, a smile on their face. “Oh I get it. You’re mad about that— listen, it was a bad idea and I—”

“Oh I’m mad alright.” He descended down the stairs, coming closer. “But the reason is not what you think.”

Whumpee raised a brow. Whumper stopped in front of them, kneeling down to their level. He gently lifted their chin.

“You got away from me Whumpee.” His voice was low and gentle yet pained. “And you almost got hurt. I’m not letting that happen again. Because I’m never gonna let you go.”

[shitty-old-guard-deaths]

crawling out of my intricately woven chrysalis just to post this:

match kids: nicky & booker & joe

gasoline uncle: quỳnh

toilet victim: andy

result: a quite literally shitty old guard death

[sunny1927]

Meet the rejected ink trio (My friends BATIM OCs)

Felt the urge to post something (since I won’t be active as much now because of school… woooo-),

anyways enjoy ✨

Btw their names are Dante (the one with the Fedora), Eliana (the ‘nun’) and Kaylus (the toon with a huge Hammer for some reason).

[rosenecklaces]

Oh they CANNOT stand Elulu ass at all and aren't about to hide it in the articles

[smileyaly]

MY BOY!! HIS BACK!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!

[ferahntics]

Bro I just feel like making fan art of one of your Kirby OCs, But I don't know which to pick. They all look so cool! 💚💚💚

UWAHHH I'M SO FLATTERED, TY! 💖💖

PLS if you do, pls tag me!! I wanna see it if you do 🥺💕

[cybrrawr]

thank fuck it didn't delete my account

[thomas-mvller]

Guys I'm going to gif that goal in every possible angle you don't understand

[carlav-blogs]

PRONGSWATER

wouldn’t it be terrible if people start calling jegulus…. prongswater?

[cabinette]

theres an insane au happening somewhere

[cocksley-and-catapult]

Does cocksley still have titties?

[01432853]

The Princess Royal 度华年 (2024) • EP 23

[mudkipper]

Here's more content nobody asked for

[moralesmilesanhour]

Yknow, I actually would like to see what Miles would be like as the next (villain) Prowler on some evil shit, but not with Miles G. That's too easy ! ☝🏾 I want to see what would lead 1610 Miles down the exact same path as Aaron. I want generational-curse-doomed-by-the-narrative type shit. What if Jeff's greatest fears took on the shape of his son. And there was nothing he could do about it.

[thebirdsareafterme]

I don’t think people realize how long it takes to create a merch line. Even for a “big” company like Enchante who probably has multiple manufacturers and suppliers, designing and launching a line is going to take minimum 3 weeks. (How would I know? I work with manufacturers for my second job.)

That being said, I don’t think Daniel had planned to release this line at all until after COTA. It’s been 6 weeks since D-Day (the D stands for Daniel losing his seat) and I guarantee that making an FEA line was NAWT the first thing on his mind. The Enchante employees were probably working hard to prepare for the Austin launch and pop-up. If they had starting working on this mini collection right after Austin, the timing would line up for them to release it just about now with very minimal marketing and preparation. As we can see from the collection, it’s a very simple concept with a reused graphic from the Garage collection and only 3 pieces. The marketing and promo is also super straightforward. Lastly, it’s all only available for preorder, which further confirms that they decided on releasing this collection very last-minute. I think in a perfect world, they would have liked to release this right after D-Day as a statement about the whole terribleness of it all but they’re only releasing it now for a variety of reasons.

This is not Daniel ignoring everything and focusing on his merch line instead of making a statement. This IS him making a statement in the only way he can right now. There are legal concerns and contracts that Daniel and his team still need to work around at this point. He planned this whole FEA collection, much like the FEA sweatshirt from the McLaren dropping days, as a way to tell people that he’s still here, he’s angry about it all and he’s not going down without a fight. To the dirlies who are complaining about him being too silent about it all, well, consider this him moving in silence. Be patient. There’s definitely more to come.