#I JUST THOUGHT

[klavlock]

au where instead of dying airplane finishes pidw and then starts releasing increasingly insane extras catering to every kink and ship he can think of. bingge gets pissed on by a wife. xin mo ends up in someone’s ass. he writes the official a/b/o au. he’s having so much fun writing unhinged shit that his writing actually /improves/. peerless cucumber still complains about the plot (airplane please tell me sqq and lqg didn’t fuck in the ling xi caves that’s not canon right? right??) but even he admits the prose is nothing to scoff at.

once airplane has exhausted the pidm universe he just takes mobei jun out of it and has his oc fuck or be fucked by everything he can think of. bingge? already covered in the pidm extras, but he throws it in few more mobing fics for good luck. a thinly veiled airplane self insert? naturally! every single peak lord? why not? the concept of the demon realm, anthropomorphised and in need of a good dicking down? airplane's pretty proud of that one.

eventually he just becomes the chuck tingle of web novels. he’s equal parts hated and admired. some of his fans have left but a lot stay on (including cucumber-bro, of course) and he gains new fans who haven’t even read pidw and are just here for the insane porn concepts! he’s having so much fun! nobody cares how gay it’s all gotten!

it’s quick to write and it pays his bills so well he’s able to actually work on a new novel in secret. he publishes it under a different name. it has kickass world building, a tender gay romance and tasteful, well-thought out sex scenes. nobody figures out it’s written by airplane shooting towards the sky. not even cucumber-bro - not at first. he leaves a very heartfelt review, expressing his delight at finding something well written with a great protagonist and fascinating monsters that doesnt become a disgusting tropey mess like ANOTHER web novel he could mention!! and then there’s another message tacked on, shyly admitting that the romance has helped him come to terms with his own sexuality. airplane is equal parts genuinely touched and cackling with trollish glee. he HAS to reveal his identity. the resulting meltdown goes down in fandom history. airplane gets a best friend and ( maybe?? ) a boyfriend out of it.

he never stops writing the mobei jun porn.

[pigeonstab]

@wickjump your Crepic M'am. I'll let you come up with what they're saying..

[a-hazbin-reader]

HEAR ME OUT (i love him)

Just Alastor:

[anormaladn]

Tamirga started taking off his hat around Otomaï after they became close friends. Otomaï never got this close and personal to an Eliotrope before, Tami indulges him to make the air less weird and also to actively put effort in letting his own previous "trust no one" reflexes aside for his friend.

[salemontrial]

"Erm I can't ship goldendragon cos i hc mei as a lesbian and mk as transmasc-" transmasc butch MK, cowards

[re-bee-key]

People who are stepping away from Harry Potter should watch the Willow tv series. It's got wands and mood ring colored magic and a chosen one and fun adventures.

You're stepping away from Harry Potter, as you should, but that doesnt mean you have to miss out on fun magical media. I've seen a few really cool lists with things to watch or play to scratch that HP itch. And I'd just like to throw Willow into the ring of possibilities.

[momentokori]

Gonna make OCs names He, She, and They

Their pronouns are it/itself

No they will not look overly feminine or masculine or the stereotypical nonbinary person

They won't be stereotypical at all

[cb-writes-stuff]

This is squish she is a circle <3

Did something happen to her or was she always like that?

[lovelesslittleloser]

:D

[bobbys-not-that-small]

Kipps does bouldering

[mooseyspooky]

so i spent like 10 hours tagging every post on my blog

[moodbroads]

i may or may not be questioning a whole new ahh religion like how are poeple this dumb but like not dumb because human survival instincts i just dont feel human as a whole but like not in a nonhuman way i just cant explain the major crowd herding happening right now and nobody noticing exept me

idk man its hard for me to put it into words

anyways have a lil speculative dude meant for changing gravity lolol

[psalm40speakstome]

The Tortured Poets Department:

Is the clean version(album) an actual clean version of the songs or just the we bleeped that word version?

[tomato-turn]

Skk doodles!

Kindergarten genderbend! Au..