#I HOPE JAKEY FUCKING DIES
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writterings · 1 month ago
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anyone else just too old for their friend's romantic troubles. like girl you are 28 stop defending a man you already said you were going to break up with and who literally told you that you couldn't come on a trip with him that the both of you had been planning for months the night before you were about to leave. like. you have a master's degree. you only dated him for a year. stop asking me for tarot readings about what his family thinks about you.
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himejoshibutch · 9 months ago
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"i hope jakey dies" did so much for the lesbian community...
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uranium · 11 months ago
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trying not to tear out my own eyeballs because i think my best friend is more interested in hanging out with her boyfriend than me when she can see him 24/7 and im only home once every few months these days
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it-feels-pink · 1 year ago
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i hope armand ducking dies sorry
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lesbonoi · 1 year ago
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hey you know i dont think the republicans trying to kill trans people really give a shit about online shipping discourse
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battylite · 11 months ago
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sorry guys but idk how many more posts about soup and pillow and blankie I can take before I delete my entire account
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bumblingbabooshka · 6 months ago
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I hate watching Star Trek because I keep having to pause and consider
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violottie · 3 months ago
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I DO NOT AND WILL NEVER TRUST MEN
EVER
I DO NOT CARE WHICH "NOT ALL MEN" ACTIVIST OR "BUT NOT MY BOYFRIEND JAKEY" DEFENDER COMES INTO MY FUCKING ASK BOX
I DO NOT TRUST A SINGLE FUCKING MAN ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET
FUCK Y'ALL
I CHOOSE THE FUCKING BEAR
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ruvviks · 2 months ago
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the amount of times i've had people IN ART SCHOOL and AT MY PROFESSIONAL INTERNSHIP tell me i had to adjust my female character art because of Female Anatomy Reasons. spits on everyone spits on everyone takes out a fucking gun and
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13tinysocks · 1 year ago
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if jakey has no haters i'm dead.
If anyone calls ticci toby a floofy haired golden retriever boyfriend and Jane a big tiddy black cat mommy gf I'm blowing my brains out on their front lawn.
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mercymornsimpathizer · 4 months ago
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petergender · 7 months ago
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one thing about me is that even though I thought he was funny in iron man 3, I have been so thoroughly annoyed by harley keener fanon that I just genuinely can't stand him. I am a full time hater. I hope jakey dies
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sunmisbf · 1 year ago
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oomfs get in a circle n hold hands we need to pray so that my friend breaks up w her fuckass deadbeat good for nothing boyfriend
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dykeferatu · 8 months ago
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my ocs live in my head and they're so fucking annoying
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ouroboobos · 1 year ago
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no worse type of person on this planet than a boyfriend/husband in a horror movie
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oxyfem · 9 months ago
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“This het couple is sooooo lesbiancoded” what the fuck are you saying? Casting spell of brick to your head.
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