#I HOPE JAKEY FUCKING DIES
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anyone else just too old for their friend's romantic troubles. like girl you are 28 stop defending a man you already said you were going to break up with and who literally told you that you couldn't come on a trip with him that the both of you had been planning for months the night before you were about to leave. like. you have a master's degree. you only dated him for a year. stop asking me for tarot readings about what his family thinks about you.
#straight up told her im not giving her any readings anymore#but its just like#I Do Not Care At This Point#she only reaches out to complain about him and its like. girl. i havent seen you in months. i dont care. i really dont fucknig care about#your lameass boyfriend who you said you would break up with#i hope jakey fucking dies
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"i hope jakey dies" did so much for the lesbian community...
#my best friend (whom i had a crush on) won't stop bragging about her new bf#AND I HOPE THEY BREAK UP#I HOPE JAKEY FUCKING DIES
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trying not to tear out my own eyeballs because i think my best friend is more interested in hanging out with her boyfriend than me when she can see him 24/7 and im only home once every few months these days
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i hope armand ducking dies sorry
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hey you know i dont think the republicans trying to kill trans people really give a shit about online shipping discourse
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sorry guys but idk how many more posts about soup and pillow and blankie I can take before I delete my entire account
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I hate watching Star Trek because I keep having to pause and consider
#The Zakdorn...............................................hear me the fuck out#anyway I'm watching Peak Performance - why's Picard sucking Riker's dick so hard???#Now if there's anyone in this episode who deserves to have their d [end transmission]#[returns] zakdorn head of the surplus depot z15....call me#anytime everyone gets together to talk about how wonderful Riker is I think of that 'I hope jakey dies' meme
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I DO NOT AND WILL NEVER TRUST MEN
EVER
I DO NOT CARE WHICH "NOT ALL MEN" ACTIVIST OR "BUT NOT MY BOYFRIEND JAKEY" DEFENDER COMES INTO MY FUCKING ASK BOX
I DO NOT TRUST A SINGLE FUCKING MAN ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET
FUCK Y'ALL
I CHOOSE THE FUCKING BEAR
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the amount of times i've had people IN ART SCHOOL and AT MY PROFESSIONAL INTERNSHIP tell me i had to adjust my female character art because of Female Anatomy Reasons. spits on everyone spits on everyone takes out a fucking gun and
#personal#i had to make her arms thinner i had to adjust her waist to hip ratio TO SOMETHING BIGGER. SOMEONE REDLINED THE DRAWING AND WIDENED HER HIPS#LIKE I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHASE YOU THROUGH THE WOODS WITH A GOD DAMN CHAINSAW#I HOPE JAKEY DIES
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if jakey has no haters i'm dead.
If anyone calls ticci toby a floofy haired golden retriever boyfriend and Jane a big tiddy black cat mommy gf I'm blowing my brains out on their front lawn.
#cannedcannibal#sillyposting#i hate jakey so much. i hate all jakeys i hope every jakey fucking dies
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#girl help im having a category 5 i hope jakey dies moment.....#at a friends wedding and the groom has always been perfectly adequate but his best man is such a fucking pig#literally seething in the bathroom rn ahahahahaha
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one thing about me is that even though I thought he was funny in iron man 3, I have been so thoroughly annoyed by harley keener fanon that I just genuinely can't stand him. I am a full time hater. I hope jakey dies
#2nd only to when ppl were obsessed with tom hollands friwnd who happened to be named harrison#and they were OMG IRL HARRY OSBORN 😱😱😱#shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPPP ILL KILL#I HOPE JAKEY DIES FOREVER X10
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oomfs get in a circle n hold hands we need to pray so that my friend breaks up w her fuckass deadbeat good for nothing boyfriend
#when i spoke to her last week she said she was going to do it but now it sounds like she might have changed her mind bc he started guilt#tripping her n being manipulative like this is one of the biggest i hope jakey dies cases i have ever lived through#like literally get this fucking man away from her my god#.txt
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my ocs live in my head and they're so fucking annoying
#buzz buzz#taeho is my friend who won't shut the fuck up about her bf#i would say i hope jakey dies but i don't and he actually might so i would feel bad
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no worse type of person on this planet than a boyfriend/husband in a horror movie
#their wives are always like omg no dan please dont go up to the bloody attic and leave me here alone!!!!!!#and theyre like omg babe chill the fuck out 🙄#i hope horror jakey dies#♥︎
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“This het couple is sooooo lesbiancoded” what the fuck are you saying? Casting spell of brick to your head.
#need to do a survey of how many ppl call their boring hetships lesbian compared to#the number of lesbian ships they ACTUALLY give a fuck about#I hope your hetcouple gets dropped into a volcano and especially I hope jakey dies
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