#I HAVE A DEGREE! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ THANK GOD
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thebirdandhersong ยท 6 months ago
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7 HOURS OF WALKING IN HEELS LATER I AM A GRADUATED GIRL ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (AND I FORGOT MY CAP AT SCHOOL BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID)
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katsy-kitty ยท 6 months ago
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I sometimes see a take I don't like on tumblr and I'm sad :(
Everyone can have their own opinion but I don't like some opinions and it's okay. I'd never tell anyone not to have that opinion, but I'll be sad when I see it. And if you know me well you know what opinion I mean but I will never confirm or deny what opinion that is.
Have a good night everyone.
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jhjluvs ยท 11 months ago
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school officially starts again today for me so if im ia blame it on my degree >.<
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dwaekkicidal ยท 4 months ago
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omg........... bsf lix............. WHAAATTTT!!!!! now im thinking abt sitting on bsf hyunes lap while sitting around with the others but reader unconciously squirms around and and and he gets hard and and tries to brush it off but he gets hard anyway and and and omg reader being an innocent virgin who doesnt really know whats going on in hyunes mind................. maybe she knows that hes hard and plays it off??? maybe she doesnt? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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i... got carried away. ๐Ÿ˜ญ this has like 800 words
but god do i love the concept of accidental stimulation.
ur just so pretty on his lap and you smell SOO fucking good, he's actually losing his mind. he's been struggling from the get-go, but he eventually gets used to it! like he always does, because this is a normal occurrence between the two of you
but for whatever reason you just cant seem to sit still tonight.. he doesn't know if its the sugary drink you just had, or maybe youre just hyper today?? he doesnt understand!! but he doesnt really have the time to think about it because you seem to forget that he's your bestie and not a chair!
so when you move to position yourself on his lap better because you were "slipping off" and he gets a nice, warm drag of your clothed cunt against his clothed dick, he short circuits ><
he absolutely buffers after that. it only takes him a few seconds to snap out of it though, thanks to jisung whining that his hyung is ignoring him. and then they talk like normal until you move AGAIN. this time seemingly harder. you cant help it, his shorts are just so slippery!
jisung doesn't miss the way hyunjins face contorts and the way he bites his lip almost hard enough to make it bleed, but you sure do. jisung only snickers and gets distracted with something else, allowing hyunjin to turn all his attention to you
but the second he goes to ask you what you're doing, you squeeze your legs together and lean back just the slightest bit,,, he almost moans on the spot
he catches it thankfully and takes a moment to breathe and calm himself and his little friend down. but finds himself getting distracted by the fact that youre still not looking at him and that the only thing facing him is your pretty little ass.. right within reach and he knows he could grab a handful if he really wanted
and he also knows you wouldnt really mind. youre his sweet bestie who trusts him with every secret under the sun!! like your biggest secret that youre a virgin who is waiting for the right guy. youre just his adorable partner in crime who just so happens to come to him to cry about stupid boys so he can kiss those annoying tears away. platonically, of course
but he swears he's never thought about you to this degree before! hes never thought about you riding him and watching your pretty ass bounce and ripple every time your hips hit his! or even about sliding a hand in your hair and tugging it back until you arch your back all nicely while he hits that special spot inside of you that makes you cry!
"where the hell is this coming from?!?!" he would scream into the abyss of his own head
well... he would swear although he knows its a damn lie.
this little situation only makes him want to take things further and actually bend you over every surface on the horizon, and he would genuinely talk to you about those thoughts of his if you just gave him the chance and stopped fucking talking to chris!!
but alas, he's still your bestie and he just wants to be patient for you. and he's just so sure its all an accident! so he just sips his drink and digs his nails into his thigh as you continue to 'obliviously' talk to chris
but, lets be real... there's literally no way you cant feel his hard-on. at this point, he seriously doesnt think he's been so hard before and he can tell your hips are caught on his from the way his dick sits perfectly between your thighs. right under that skirt where he could just pull your panties to the side and give you a real reason to cry-
ahem... anyway!
he quickly catches on how obvious his hard on is when he notices the pink tint on your ears as your hands move to pull your skirt down, seemingly covering his dick from being shown to everybody in the room
oh. so youre just fucking with me? ok. two can play that game
wraps those long arms around your waist and puts his chin on your shoulder, getting all close ><
if you ignore him he'll blow lightly against your ear and then on your neck and will let out a deep, breathy chuckle against your ear when you jump askdjaklsdaklsjdashdja
or if you turn to him right away he'll feign innocence and just tilt his head at you with his lips puckered, "hm?"
will let you go back to talking to chris but will test ur patience now that he thinks that youre teasing him, & starts by rutting his hips up and tightening his arms around you.
to anybody else it would look like he's fixing both of your seating positions, but to him and to you, its just an excuse to feel his tip rub against your pretty, wettening, panties
ends it with squeezing you into his chest tighter and sighing deeply into the crook of your neck, maybe feigning being drunk just to trick his members into leaving the two of you the hell alone!!!
and for some reason it actually works?? so the guys scatter into their rooms with a pat on your shoulder for good luck, assuming that he's super drunk and that you'll have to babysit him for the rest of the night
and he completely ignores you when you poke at him and call out to him until he's sure he heard the last bedroom door close
"honey. do you think you're funny?" places a soft kiss on your shoulder before moving up, placing wet kisses all the way to your jaw where he sucks your first ever hickey into!!
and he knows its your first. cause unfortunately for you, you've told him literally everything.
"you better behave yourself before i bend you over right here right now."
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moonstruckme ยท 5 months ago
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Hii!! I had an idea for soft!eddie x readerโ€ฆ I hope you like it!
So what about soft!eddie x reader that watch a horror movie before bed because Eddie wanted to and reader said yesโ€ฆ but then reader wakes up from a nightmare and gets a little bit paranoid? Like she wants to go get a glass of water, but sheโ€™s so scared that sheโ€™ll see a creepy face appear out of no where? Or she doesnโ€™t want to look at the windows and that kind of stuff? (When I wake up in the middle of the night, I get so paranoid/scared, I wish Eddie was there ๐Ÿ˜ญ) and she finally gets up to get a glass of water and then (in between all of that Eddie woke up) Eddie says something like โ€˜why are you awake at 2amโ€™ and she has a jump scare, and drops her glass, and basically the adrenaline kicks in and she starts to cry because itโ€™s too much and she was so scared? And Eddie just hugs her and comforts her and he helps her falls back asleep?
I hope all of that made senseโ€ฆ if notโ€ฆ Iโ€™m so sorry๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Iโ€™m sending lots of love!! Have a good day/night!! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿซถ
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Thanks for requesting lovely <3
Eddie Munson x fem!reader โ™ก 750 words
Itโ€™s a while before you can convince yourself to set one foot on the floor, but the inside of your mouth feels like itโ€™s made of wool and something needs to be done about this. When no clawed hand reaches out to yank you underneath the bed, you take it as a sign of good faith.ย 
Your footsteps are featherlight and cautious, every dark corner and unshuttered window a threat. An empty threat, you remind yourself, but even the voice in your head is shaky.ย 
The Munsons donโ€™t have glasses, but they do have an array of things picked up from here and there, plastic cups from restaurants and old containers and one plain mug for Wayneโ€™s coffee. You grab a cleaned-out jam jar from the top shelf, filling it with cold water from the tap. It does the trick, sweet and refreshing on your tongue. You feel instantly better.ย 
You pad back towards Eddieโ€™s room with a clearer head. It was just a movie. Thereโ€™s no creeping shadows here, no cloud so thick it blots out the moon. Thereโ€™s fluorescent light from the street coming in through Eddieโ€™s windows, and families sleeping in the trailers on either side of you. Nothing bad could happen to you here.ย 
You slow as you get to Eddieโ€™s room, trying to be quiet.ย 
โ€œHey.โ€ย 
Your gasp is so sharp it hurts a little in your chest. Your body stiffens, the condensation on the glass making it slip from your hand. It shatters on the floor.ย 
โ€œShit, what the hell?โ€ย 
You turn, and itโ€™s Eddieโ€”of course itโ€™s Eddie, who else would it be?โ€”standing behind you in the dark hallway, a pillow crease imprinted on his cheek.ย 
โ€œOh my god.โ€ Your voice comes out breathless, and you press your hands over your eyes.ย 
โ€œBabe, whatโ€”shit, are you crying? Are you hurt?โ€ You shake your head, and Eddieโ€™s hands come around your arms, pulling you towards him. โ€œCareful, donโ€™t step on the glass. I scared you, huh?โ€ย 
You nod as he folds you into his chest, scrubbing up and down between your shoulder blades.ย 
โ€œYeah? Well fuck, donโ€™t to cry about that,โ€ he says, panic melding back into sleepiness as his voice takes on a fond bent. โ€œI wouldnโ€™tโ€™a hurt ya.โ€ย 
โ€œI thought you were the ghost,โ€ you mumble sheepishly into his chest.ย 
Eddie pauses for a moment. Your face feels ten degrees hotter.ย 
โ€œMe?โ€ He sounds like heโ€™s smiling. Then he lets go of you, taking your face between his hands, and you know he is. Itโ€™s giant and goofy, its own sort of light to combat the dark corners. โ€œShit, sweetheart, Iโ€™m flattered. But no dice.โ€ Eddie shrugs like this is something he canโ€™t help. โ€œAll flesh and blood in here, baby. The gross stuff.โ€ย 
โ€œYeah,โ€ you say quietly, embarrassed. Those couple of quick tears have already mostly dried, but Eddie swipes at them with his thumbs anyway, grinning like youโ€™re silly. โ€œIโ€™m sorry I broke your glass.โ€ย 
โ€œIt happens all the time,โ€ he reassures you. โ€œDonโ€™t sweat it, Iโ€™ll clean it up in the morning.โ€ He takes a big step over the glass shards, offering you a hand to help you do the same. Doesnโ€™t let go of it even when youโ€™re on the other side. โ€œShould I be worried that youโ€™re up at 2 in the morning looking for ghosts?โ€ย 
โ€œI was getting water,โ€ you mumble, letting him sit you down on the edge of the bed. Eddie gives you a look. โ€œI also donโ€™t really do well with scary movies.โ€ย 
โ€œYeah. I figured that one out when you wouldnโ€™t go to sleep until I closed the blinds.โ€ He grins. You smile back bashfully, and he makes a dramatic groaning sound, hauling you into a hug. โ€œYou shouldโ€™a told me you didnโ€™t want to watch it. I wouldnโ€™t have picked it if Iโ€™d known youโ€™d get all freaked.โ€ย 
โ€œI didnโ€™t want to be a wuss,โ€ you say. You can practically feel Eddie rolling his eyes over the top of your head.ย 
โ€œYou canโ€™t fight your true nature, babe. But itโ€™s cool.โ€ He flops the both of you over so youโ€™re laying down between him and the wall. โ€œThis way, anything that wants to get you will have to go through me.โ€ย 
You turn in his arms, pouting. โ€œI donโ€™t want anything to have to go through you.โ€ย 
โ€œThen let's go back to there are no ghosts, โ€˜kay?โ€ He plants a kiss between your brows, snuggling you close. โ€œSleep tight, scaredy cat.โ€ย 
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deadghosy ยท 5 months ago
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Penguin Y/N being a gremlin and scaring everyone cause apparently Penguins have these, flesh tendrils in their mouths that look like teeth?
HOW H.H. CAST REACT TO PEGUINโ€™S READER MOUTH:
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Penguin y/n has definitely flashed them on someone trying to harass the cast๐Ÿ˜ญ. Itโ€™s like that crawfish video on where they would have their arms out in a t-pose ass stance and literally โ€œhissโ€ at them. You do cause slight fear to new sinners who never seen inside of a penguinโ€™s mouth. But hey, at least you get scary points๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Possibly so Lucifer would be trying to brush the cute penguin reader..but when they opened their mouth he almost passed out. Yes he may be the king of hell, but he as never seen โ€œteethโ€ like those dear friend.
Alastor โ€ฆhe honestly might not care but make comments on it. Hell he may even stare closely at it as if he had a degree in being a dentist ๐Ÿ’€. This old timey fucker laughs at the fear you put on peoples faces when they see your teeth
Nifty, โ€œwhat are those?โ€ Sheโ€™s poking your mouth as you quack at her to stop. Sheโ€™s a curious sinner, so she doesnโ€™t understand what you are showing her with those fleshyโ€ฆtendrils.
Charlie..ehhh I feel like she would be like โ€œWOAH what the fu-โ€ then quickly, and nervously asks about those fleshy ass teeth. She might also look it up to make sure you can โ€œchewโ€. Sheโ€™s just a considerate person ๐Ÿฅน
Vaggie, eh I feel like she would scream โ€œWTF?!โ€ But then calm down when you close your mouth because hey. You donโ€™t use them to harm others. Sheโ€™s just shocked.
Angel, the same as vaggie. He probably makes a slight dirty joke but not a lot towards it.
Husk, heโ€™s too drunk to even care. And heโ€™s not sober to even care more๐Ÿ˜•
Sera, doesnโ€™t care. I mean why would she when sheโ€™s busy being a seraphim. No hard feelings but itโ€™s realistic.
Adam, โ€œWHAT IN GODโ€™S NAME IS THAT-" he makes freakish ass comments and jokes about it. He probably asked if your so called teeth broke all because of a lollipop. He may be an asshat and even pull one out of his pocket๐Ÿ’€
Pentious, poor boy got scared. I mean shit, yeah he was in hell and died again, and went to heaven. But boy did he not know your fleshy tendrils looks disgusting and disturbing. He may say that he suggested you brush your teeth ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Emily, thinks theyโ€™re cute! Of course this cinnamon roll isnโ€™t scared of the fleshy tendrils. She always sees you as cute little thingโ€ฆ.even if you chomped on her arm she would thank you!
Lastly Lute, doesnโ€™t care. Do I have to say it? Sheโ€™s a killer to sinners so of course she ainโ€™t scared of some damn fleshy ass teethโ€ฆ
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A/N: thatโ€™s all I got for today lol. I might come back to writing for hazbin hotel, not much for helluva boss since I kinda dropped off of that YouTube series. But yeah!
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ajortga ยท 10 months ago
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always for you
pairing: jenna ortega x fem reader
thank you for your support! honestly i'm so so grateful you guys like my writing<3 this was from a request that i loved making, (especially the texting part.) requests are packed! theres so many more so i won't be checking inboxes till i'm finished with the majority of them! to whomever requested, i hope you like this!
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can I request another soft!jenna x r?? I know your requests are closed, and you can do this anytime if your free. I can wait.
Where r's phone is acting up but doesn't want to buy a new phone cause r is broke, jenna sees r struggle with the lag and buys r a new phone
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(shes so cute)
Jenna always thought you were too thoughtful and selfless, you always thought of others before yourself, you gave love to every person you possibly could before you could even love yourself.
You gifted Jenna the new black noise canceling headphones for Christmas, you loved music as much as she did. But even with your immense love, you still managed to have wired earphones, though they were tangled almost everyday.ย 
There was a day the brunette noticed the way your phone had been acting up. She wonโ€™t mention how you dropped it in the bathtub while trying to give your cat a bath, and sheโ€™ll leave out how it somehow didnโ€™t crack the numerous times you dropped it on the table or carpet. But whenever she texted you, youโ€™d take longer to respond, apologizing endlessly.
โ€œgoodmorning my love! my phone was glitching again, it keeps bringing me back to this stupid dancing vegetable i put on for nephew cash last week. It took me a while to finally get back to messages! i'm sorry:((.โ€
โ€œoh my god it did it again, now itโ€™s a piece of radish dancingโ€
Sometimes youโ€™d respond halfway and then stop there too cause your phone would crash
"y/nnnn, baby, i used the damn salt for our cookies instead of sugar and i put so much and i wanted to make a pickup line for you. i was literally pretending you were there and said "you're as sweet as a cookie" and i bit into it and it tasted so salty and i coughed so much"
โ€œHAHA oh my gosh your like the silliest person i know, you literally remind me of-โ€"
10 minutes later
โ€œMY PHONE CRASHED AGAINโ€
โ€œit did it again, it kept bringing me to different tabs so i had to get back in here. baby i canโ€™t even talk to you properly anymore, i think we should-โ€
25 minutes later
โ€œTHE DANCING VEGETABLE IS ON MY SCREEN AGAINโ€
"jenna? are you there?"
"i amm here"
"IT'S FRUIT NOW"
"baby ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
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She did talk to you about getting a phone, she knew that you wanted to spend your money on others until yourself. You saved a little portion for yourself, so your portion made you a little broke. But you insisted that if it still worked and was helping the way it was supposed to, it would be okay.
It was funny to her, she would try charging both your phones before you snuggled to sleep together, but she always struggled on charging your phone because it wouldnโ€™t charge.
You could hear her grunting as she cursed under her breath, โ€œYou have to use the first charging port and twist it at an 80 degree angle to the right, the phone has to be facing up.โ€
As it finally charged, she made a small sigh and smiled as she looked at you, softly saying, โ€œYouโ€™re always too thoughtful Y/N, thereโ€™ll be one day where life will give it all back to you.โ€
You nuzzled into her chest, โ€œAs long as I can make others happy, thatโ€™s all I need to make myself happy,โ€ you said drowsily as you rested on her chest. She kissed your forehead as you dozed off, cradling you to sleep.
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The next day, Jenna got up so early and unattached herself from your grasp, making you make a small noise as you subconsciously looked for her embrace.
The bed creaked as you made a small murmur, looking up at Jenna barely awake.
You yawned, really sleepy, โ€œWhere are you going??โ€ You said sadly, a little tired pout forming.
You sounded so drowsy as Jenna giggled, kissing your temple, โ€œI need to pick up some strawberries, we need some pancakes for our breakfast and some other goodies sunshine. Itโ€™ll be packed in the afternoon, itโ€™ll be quick, I promise.โ€
You made a sad noise, your hands reaching up for her and scrunching her arms as she hugged you, taking her giant stuffed animal and letting you hold it.
Soon enough from her scent on the stuffy, you were asleep, snuggling it.
Jenna changed into a sweater, jeans, and wore her headphones you gave her as she was off.
She was going to buy you that phone, no matter what you said.
Her footsteps crunched against the leaves as she listened to her music, getting a new idea as a proud smile sneaked on her lips.
She entered the electronic store, buying you the latest white phone that she had as well. She also went to the head gear section and bought you Sony headphones, a white one that would look so pretty on you. Her fingers signed the signature as she payed with her card, buying you guys two matching phone cases with two black cats on them.
Two hours later she came home, opening your bedroom door as she walked in.
โ€œY/N, sunshine, Iโ€™m here,โ€ she whispered as you made a small murmur again, opening your eyes.
โ€œMhhโ€ฆโ€
A small grin appears on her face as she shows you the new phone and headphones as you stare.
You were so tired you stared at it in disbelief and confusion.
Then you looked at her, your eyes teary as you pouted, โ€œBaby.. Why? You didnโ€™t have to-โ€
โ€œYou deserve it, you always think about me and all your friends hardly before yourself. And you deserve the world. I want you to be able to use your phone and those headphones. I like seeing you happy.โ€
Your pout turned into a wide smile as you pulled her collar to your level and hugged her tightly.
โ€œThank you. You really didnโ€™t have to do that for me," you said, your voice happy as you nuzzle into her, not wanting to let go.
โ€œAlways.โ€
โ€œI love you.โ€
Jenna smiles, her soft lips pressing to your temple, "I love you too."
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sweetlady555 ยท 4 months ago
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My Personal Solar Return Observations Pt III
reminder to check your degrees in your sr chart as they play a big factor in how certain sr placements would play out!
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โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Venus 5H 17ยฐ SR - when i had this in my sr chart for 2023-2024 i saw myself experimenting more with different creative styles/looks. i would try to find inspiration from different creatives on instagram. while i was doing this, i started talking to a well known designer in that creative scene who had messaged me because he liked my style. it was a secret relationship because he cheated on someone to be with me which i thought they were completely done but he kept going back to her then back to me. he was obsessed with me and it was a really weird relationship, he would only come to me when his lustful desires were acting up and then would go when he was satisfied ๐Ÿ’€. i was tired of this so i started talking to someone else and he found and his little ego got so hurt and he blocked me thank fucking god ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ!! I was also approached by another creative because he wanted to use my face as inspiration for his clothing brand hehe ( the 17ยฐ rules leo & fame )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Aries Rising 2ยฐ SR - when i had this i felt like i was really impulsive i did lots of things without thinking twice. i had my chart ruler in the 5h that year so it might be different if you end up having your asc ruler somewhere else in your sr chart, but for me i was impulsive when it came to switching different styles. i also started drinking and partying for the first time when i had a aries rising in my sr when it was placed in my 5h. aside from this, i was very determined on finishing goals i set my mind to and i was very consistent in trying to build a good foundation for myself. ( the 2ยฐ rules taurus & early stages )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Moon 7H 4ยฐ SR - most of my relationships that i had that year were lowkey codependent, the guys i talked to that year were very emotionally dependent and attached to me. they would usually call or message me out of nowhere to vent or open up to me which would be random asf lmaoo ( the 4ยฐ rules cancer & security/protection )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Mercury 3H 28ยฐ SR - I started talking to my siblings more and my relationship grew closer with them. I also started becoming more vunerable with my siblings. My relationship with my siblings were more nurturing compared to the past. ( the 28ยฐ rules cancer & heightened sensitivity/vulnerability )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Mars 5H 21ยฐ SR - I went out a lot more when i had this in my sr chart with my sisters friends who would randomly go out just for the fun of it ๐Ÿ˜ญ, like it was last minute most of the times but it was so fun tho! i got to do lots of things on the trips we went to! I was also more open to expressing my creativity like making clothes and putting it out there and such. ( the 21ยฐ rules saggitarius & travel/freedom )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Jupiter 1H 8ยฐ SR - I was more optimistic about life when I had this placement in my sr chart. I also felt like I was really lucky when it came to travelling more. places ive wanted to go to forever i ended up going to! things i wanted to experience i experienced! it was a good year for experiencing new things. ( the 8ยฐ rules scorpio & transformations )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Uranus 2H 21ยฐ SR - yeah i dont know where my money went that year ๐Ÿ’€ money would come fast and then it would go even faster ๐Ÿ˜ญ i saw my money as a source of freedom and thought of money so recklessly like, โ€œoh these shoes are $300 but i just got fired? dont worry the money will come back *BOUGHT๐Ÿงพ*โ€ so i didnt care much about saving or anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ it came back though!! but then it went bye bye the next day๐Ÿ˜ also for some weird reason whenever i took money out from daily pay which is a app where you can take money out early from your check when you work, whenever i took it out it ended up saying i had to pay back the amount i took out? like uhhh im pretty sure this was my money i took out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”โ€ฆ so now im -$200 but they gotta catch me in person cuz im not paying that ๐Ÿ˜น ( the 21ยฐ degree rules saggitarius and freedom )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Pluto 11H 29ยฐ SR - i ended two 5+ year friendship that year, it was hard but it was a trio and i found out that the both of them would ditch me to go hangout and do substances and i feel like that didnt align with my path because you are who you hangout with!! i also saw my goals/path changing that year, I completely re-evaluated what i wanted to do ๐Ÿ™. ( the 29ยฐ is a anaretic degree that rules major transformations/completion/endings )
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ Chiron 1H 19ยฐ SR - I was VERY critical on how others percieved me and my self image, i had multiple identity crises. I was super insecure the year I had this in my sr chart i cant even lie, despite so many people telling me how beautiful I was I just couldnt see it. 2 months before my birthday in 2024 i ended up understanding who i was and finding out what I LIKE and not what other people expected of me. im not facing multiple identity crises anymore which i thank my nn in my 1h from that year ๐Ÿ™. ( 19ยฐ rules libra & can make a person more erratic and critical )
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โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 1H SR in 5H SR - I was more open to showcasing my creative talents, designing clothes, starting lots of creative projects. I was also having sooo much fun that year i miss it so much but lemme stop reminiscing ๐Ÿ’” I was also more flirty and playful that year leading me to have a few romantic encounters this year. Lots of creativity, fun, and sexual encounters happened that year.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 2H SR in 5H SR - I spent most of my money on clothes and on creative projects just things that made me happy!!!! I was also recieving money from a lot of guys who wanted sexual things from me but they got #finessed and i didnt care because who do you think i am???????
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 3H SR in 3H SR - when i had this i started getting into astrology more, i was also reading a lot more aswell. I was really curious and i needed lots of mental stimulation from something that was neverending and astrology just so happened to be it ๐Ÿ˜น. I was also making tons of short trips that year.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 4H SR in 7H SR - my family life was lowkey stopping me from getting into any relationships, i came to the realization i wouldnt be able to get into any relationships while living with my parents because of how controlling they can be. Also my sister got into a new relationship that sr year.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 5H SR in 7H SR - I started talking to a creative designer the year I had my 5h in my 7h. I was also getting involved with creative partnerships aswell, promoting eye contacts/lashes/having my face used for someones brand. I also attended more parties and was going out more so i found most of my relationship encounters were through that.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 6H SR in 4H SR - i changed my diet when i had this in my sr. I also didnt know how to balance my work life and home life so it clashed terribly and i got fired๐Ÿ˜ญ. I was also going out more with my sister so my routines have changed from never going out at all to going out every week.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 7H SR in 5H SR - I met lots of new friends and different social circles through fun plans like partying, girls trips etc.. I also had lots of fun romantic encounters when i had this in my sr whether i met them when i was drunk or at parties it was lots of fun lol. There was so much childlike joy when it came to my relationships that sr year.
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 8H SR in 5H SR - i lost my virginity the year i had this in my sr๐Ÿ˜ถ but besides that my relationships in that sr year really shaped my understanding of love and myself. i was also recieving money from relationships i felt like a sugar baby๐Ÿ™ˆ
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 9H SR in 1H SR - BABY I WAS OUTSIDEEE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ okay besides that, that sr year when i had this i experienced a lot of new things that helped me discover who i was on the inside ๐Ÿ˜Š. I was focused on self growth especially that year!
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 10H SR in 12H SR - I thought a lot about what I wanted to do career wise and how it would align with my goals and my purpose . I had this in my sr when I got fired ๐Ÿ˜ญ and i realized I would prefer being my own boss when it came to my work life
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 11H SR in 12H SR - I unfriended my closest friends after re-evaluating our friendships that year. I also found out shady shit about them and I didnโ€™t like that which led me to unfriending them
โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*:๏ฝฅ 12H SR in 2H SR - i was manifesting money a lot the year i had this and im not even gonna lie it was coming!! so if you have this in your sr this year, manifest that moola$$$!!!!! i was also receiving money behind the scenes from other people the year i had this in my sr chart .
if my sr chart for that solar return year was a song it would be definitely be this song ๐Ÿฅฒ #willforevercherishthatyear
dont forget to check out my other personal sr observations if you enjoyed this one :) !
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Hi! Can I Request a dom! Poseidon and or Hades x female sub!wife reader who is sweet/shy, and kinda oblivious, and they just got married and are trying to navigate their life together as newlyweds. I think logically they would have na age gap as well because I believe (could be mistaken in Poseidonโ€™s case) that their wives were younger than them in the myths. If you could make them dotting towards reader too (bit colder than the depths of the sea/Underworld to everyone else), I just really want a sweet obsessive take on their relationship without them being too ooc if this makes sense. Kinda like they fell for reader and they fell harder almost Yandere level obsessed with her. I really loved your Hades x male reader but really want to see you take on this if itโ€™s not too much to ask. I hope my word vomit makes sense.
This is such a cute idea ๐Ÿ˜† thank you!
Note : hades and Poseidon are not romantic/ or shipped to each other! โš ๏ธ I do not support incest. They are only romantic towards reader, but not each other. Cus they are brothers. They only have love towards their darling.
Hades + Poseidon ร— reader headcanons.
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- tbh, how on earth did you bag not one, but TWO of the strongest gods there is? That's crazy...๐Ÿ˜ญ
- not only did you get hades, but Poseidon??? Now you must have accomplished some sort of feat to earn him. Or you were just very loved by the gods. Let's all nod our heads in agreement.
- Considering that there are two of them, gotta say that you take turns being with each of the two.
- it's not very tiring, at least you get a free ride to the underworld and the sea each time you are transported. For example, one day you go to hades, the next day you go with Poseidon. Easy.
- but, it's not always like that. They've insisted on taking you into their own place. but to make things fair, you'd be staying in a completely different home.
- actually, you know what? To make things funnier, what if you were Odin's daughter/daughter figure? You'd be staying with him instead. You have your own room in his place, away from those...bastards..or that's what he liked to call it.
- Like imagine the faces of your beloved darling's when they find you missing. Now that? That really sent them berserk. Harsher and colder than usual, and absolutely will not stop until they found you. Until they did. In Odin's place.
- Bro they all had a staring challenge I swear on my left toe. Like imagine Odin's face when he opens the door to find two gentlemen standing there pissed. And he just responds with "what can I do for you?" With a bitch face.
"I'm here to look for my wife"
"OUR wife, Brother."
"same thing."
- Odin took that personally.
- he was about to say that you weren't there, until you immediately showed up. Your presence filling the room to be more breathable and fresh. You ran over to them happily, embracing them with open arms.
- but let's just say you were pretty oblivious to the death glares they all pointed at each other, a silent warning not to touch you.
- but now let's move on to random ass headcanons I thought about.
- one time a guy called you cute and you never heard from him again. I wonder what happened..
- naughty time with these two is literal heaven. You'd be full in all holes bruv. Do not lie to me, I know what y'all are ๐Ÿ™„
- there would be times where they both have to combine their interests to pick out a dress for you. Believe me, your room is full of so many gifts from both the gods. Trinkets, dresses, jewelry, fancy useless stuff that you find pretty. ANYTHING.
- I can just imagine how sweet and nice they are towards you. someone else tries to talk to to them, they are as cold as the deepest depths of their realms. The moment you enter, they turn their whole personality 360 degrees from what they just displayed earlier.
- and no they will not take flirting from others lightly. A nymph approaches Poseidon? He'd be like, "I'm not interested." Hades?"I'm busy, kindly do not disturb me."
- they aren't really fond of wearing rings, but they do anyway. It's proof of their hold over you, and how they love you lots. You cook for them (or at least you try) and clean around the place.
- you were literally housewife material, maybe a mother one day. At least they hope.
- and as long as you stay, they won't inflict too much harm on anything or anyone. Unless it did smth to you. Let's not talk about it though.
- and yeah.
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hopeastrz ยท 2 years ago
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๐’๐„๐‚๐Ž๐๐ƒ ๐€๐’๐“๐‘๐Ž๐‹๐Ž๐†๐˜ ๐Ž๐๐’๐„๐‘๐•๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐’:๐Ÿชท๐Ÿฆข
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๐•๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐จ ๐’๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง folks are never appreciated, even when they do their hardest. If you wanted the moon with itโ€™s stars theyโ€™ll snatch them for you from the sky somehow, but unfortunately such a generous act is never appreciated. My mom has this placement and she is literally a superwomen, a freaking genie, she does everything in our home and gives everything (sometimes all the sheโ€™s got) but Itโ€™s always, every single time, never enough somehow. They really just need a big big hug๐Ÿค.
Where ever ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ is in your birth chart shows you what you destroy in order to welcome or enter a new era in your life + it also means where exactly does your life completely shifts regularly.
For example: 11๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ ends every single friendship they have, disappear from all social media platforms or just literally ghost everyone for a while until they reinvent themselves.
4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ individuals literally runs away from their family/home, and then come back brand new like hello mfs i know i disappeared in hell but youโ€™ll still open your arms for me๐Ÿ’€
9๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ changes 180ยฐ degrees during college, 2๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ after they start managing money or every new payment, and 10๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž during their career years.
2๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ always have to worry about money + their mothers might be their main provider even after they grow up.
4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ž ๐จ๐ซ, ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž 4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง, ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ง, ๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ; prefer to stay home more than going out somehow, i have one of these placements and i can confirm that their houses are their main escapism.
๐‚๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž 4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž might indicate having lots of children, Iโ€™m talking like 3+ kids or smtg like that, maybe even more Iโ€™ve seen it many times. The funny thing here is that you might be completely against having more than 1 child lmao๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐“๐š๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ, ๐œ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ซ, ๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐จ, 6๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž, 2๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž, 4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ might indicate cooking really delicious meals oml, you might be secretly talented in cooking and your food is heavenly i canโ€™t shut up about it!!! Please send me meals thank you so much๐Ÿ’‹.
12๐ญ๐ก/8๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐•๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ, ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ, ๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ข๐จ ๐๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ (12,24,8,20) are really shy when showing affection in general, they might think itโ€™s inappropriate and really just enjoy having private love life, so thatโ€™s why they are such a secretive lovers. kisses only when no oneโ€™s around, hugs when nobodyโ€™s watching. Request pda once and youโ€™ll be sleeping on the couch for the next week. Even if you beg them on your knees they sure as hell arenโ€™t holding your hands in public sweetheart๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
The charisma people with ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง 1๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž owns is indescribable, the way the talk and handle conversations is mesmerizing. ๐•๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ/๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ง ๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ, ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐ž๐จ ๐จ๐ซ ๐“๐š๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฌ are honorable mentions too!.
Parents with 5๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง struggle to provide proper living for their children, like itโ€™s really the bane of their existence.
11๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ if you gave them More time with their friends they might start worshiping them. Like please, their friendships are their main source of entertainment and happiness.
๐’๐ฎ๐ง, ๐ฅ๐ž๐จ ๐๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฌ {5,17,29}, ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ž๐จ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž 9๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž indicates being famous during your college and after it. My father had Pluto 29th degree in this house and his life completely changed during and after college for the better. god he was so freaking famous his name is whispered around college hallways till this day.
7๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ง๐จ might stay virgins until they marry their spouse, same thing with 8th house vertex.
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moe-broey ยท 6 months ago
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YOUR MIND........ this is sooooo much more well thought out than what I was thinking LMFAO ESP. FACTORING IN. How long/where each Book lands after the other... it makes SO much more sense (esp I. Literally forgot Book 4 happened in 3 days ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
In all of this I also just. Forgot child soldiers exist. In Child Soldiers the Video Game Series LMFAOO (AND VERONICA IS RIGHT THERE. THE WHOLE REASON I WENT ON THIS HUGE TANGENT). But it makes SOOO much sense for Anna and Bruno both. Esp the way Bruno seemed to be well established/integrated into the Order, to the point where Anna beats herself up for it when she learns his secret. Like... not only is she the commander, this has been pretty much her entire life. Of course she would feel like she Should have known better, that this never should have gotten by her. She was trained to do the very same thing, the same exact way.
And also, changing Alfonse and Sharena's ages to be closer together and the maturity difference being a case of how vastly different they WERE treated... it adds so much to them, and also does make things flow better. With Gustav's reaction to Alfonse's choice (disapproval), and how Sharena managed to follow Alfonse anyway (surely also met w disapproval, but seemingly nothing was done to stop this).
Also, I DO love the idea of Kiran being older than Alfonse as well... it's just very funny to me. Another point to Alfonse growing up fast, but still being a fledgeling in many ways! MEANWHILE.... college grad Kiran....... I think it would be SO funny.
I have a hard time conceptualizing timelines tbh LMFAOO so like. All my thoughts are v ambiguous/sometimes subject to change! Might just eat yours instead ๐Ÿซก
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LMFAOOOO
It's very unclear! But Alfonse's "It's been at least 10 years since Sharena was a child" line is a rough estimate itself. I feel like it could place Sharena anywhere to 18 to 20 when she joined the Order of Heroes (this is just my headcanon though, based on what's typical irl -- there's also a possibility that in Askr, the age you're considered "an adult" is different, but that's also speculation)
But if Sharena was anywhere from 18 to 20 when she joined the Heroes, and granting that a few years have passed to get to Book 4. Maybe 22? 24? At oldest? If every book is a year. Which in that case!
Yeah she could be at this point actually ๐Ÿค” Or maybe 26.
And really you can throw any random number at Alfonse like. I kinda hc he's 3 years older than her, if not 4. They do seem close in age, but far enough that Alfonse has always felt more "grown up" to her (possibly by the way he was treated/raised, many possibilities). But going off those numbers, he could be 29 or 30ish current Book, if we're going w Sharena being 26 (makes me wonder if his Brave alt is gonna make him look "more mature"... like his portrait always read as young adult to me, but I wonder if he'll be a little less baby faced.)
#feh#'and bruno is dead' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”#i am just so obsessed w the idea of kiran having a degree that's just. not in any way applicable in askr LMFAOOO#LIKE.... not only is it funny but it also feels realistic. if you were transported to fantasy vaguely medieval setting#w all the modern knowledge you have. might not mean shit actually. you very likely would Not#be able to make huge revolutionary changes.#still i think a college degree and work in customer service would reasonably prepare you for being isekai'd.#kiran has it all covered.#THANK YOU for your input you always have suuuuch good takes!!! helps me refine mine too!!!! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ#fe alfonse#fe kiran#sharena#fe anna#fe bruno#fe veronica#like as a side i do go back and forth all the time actually about alfonse's age and Why he is the way he is maturity wise#like i find both scenarios appealing for dif reasons. i think him being older/being a couple years ahead#just v much matches my own experiences. it's entirely self-indulgent lmfao#but i also find the idea of him being younger than the summoner soooo compelling esp w his maturity#which. as i say it it's not so simple as that. idk phrasing but it also feels like a key part of his character#that alfonse both Is and Isn't. a lot of things. at the same time. and he absolutely acts a v specific way#to meet v specific expectations.#so i do go back and forth all the time.... and the latter IS admittedly more compelling/feels truer to his character#like i said. my thoughts are ambiguous and always changing. i hope to god no one is taking my word as gospel LMFAOOOO#๐Ÿง
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cherryredstars ยท 7 months ago
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OH MY GOD REQUESTS ARE OPEN๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ
gosh cherry i love you and your blog sm it makes my day๐Ÿ˜ญ
could i please have a college or highschool au where reader studies subjects like social science and business and literature and he does stem subjects and he at first has like a superiority complex, he doesnโ€™t intend to, but he canโ€™t help it, until he sees the reader like talk about social issues or how she can remember 17 step procedures and shit and heโ€™s likeโ€ฆwow. maybe they can be together and he sees her pretend to teach people to learn and heโ€™s learning stuff from her and itโ€™s wholesome asf
god i donโ€™t know iโ€™m sorry im rambling๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ you donโ€™t have to ofc but thank you anyway
and again, love you!!
Thank you, love!!!
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He's the smartest person he knows.
It's not narcissistic if it's a fact. He's the top of his major program, already has offers for Ph.D programs nationwide mailed to his door. He's sure to get into any genetics department he wants for grad school. He's the star of the industry-path students. He's just that good, and what's the harm in taking pride in your accomplishments?
But he's never met someone like you before.
Usually he wouldn't care for people like you, with their abstract liberal art degrees in nonsense majors that'll just collect dust in a box in an attic somewhere. But there is something so enduring about you, about everything you do. The way you just know what people are thinking based on the twitch of their fingers and why they think it. The way you're so open to everything in a way that would make his lab buddies laugh with their one-way minds. It amazes him, the way your view is so wide in a way that something like genetics or STEM can't comprehend. In a way they don't allow. There is something so breath-taking about the way your mind has this endless freedom that he can't even grasp. Like a kaleidoscope of colors that are simultaneously beautiful and overwhelming to the senses. Something his factual mind craves.
The first time he had seen you, he was in the library. It isn't a place he would usually go to, but he had to collect some textbooks for his professor in the storage closet. He had gotten in a bit of trouble that day for taking so long, but how could he resist when he had heard the sweet cadence of your voice through the open door of a mini-lecture room. Very few students were in the room, it looked like a side presentation; one of those assignments that forced students to present their ideas on a topic to a group of people to try to captivate them into agreeing with your findings. There was a sort of fiery passion in the way you spoke, a hardened steel in your eyes that showed your resistance to back down. It was... enchanting, siren-like. So much so that he had been forced to sit in one of the empty seats in the back of the room, eyes stuck on you as you paced the front of class and rebutted comments from your peers.
He had no idea what you were talking about, but it still had that overwhelming effect on him. One that had him pressing the surface of his stomach against the hard edge of the lecture tables, his senses honing in to hear every last syllable that departed from your lips. There was this dream-like quality to you, something that consumed the mind and made them listen. A sort of intelligence that he would never know or understand. One that he would spend hours trying to learn if you were the one explaining it. He can't remember how long it took for him to start breathing again when your eyes scanned the room and locked onto him, clear confusion on your face at the random presence of college's most-awarded student. He could feel his heart bursting against his ribs, mouth parting slightly from the honor to be the center of your attention for even a few seconds before you looked away and carried on.
Suddenly, he didn't feel like the smartest person in the world. Not when you left him absolutely stupefied.
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missfrustration ยท 7 days ago
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I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY ALSO HOW BEAUTIFULLY YOU PORTRAY LUFFY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ™ I don't think I can read any other writing of him the same of how amazing yours is in comparison
AHHHH THANK YOU!!! it really means a lot to me to hear that I have captivated him so well, but I got inspiration/motivation from a few writers who have really excelled at writing him! Therefore:
โœฐHere are my Luffy x Reader Recommendations:โœฐ
Warning: Explicit rated recs below!
โœฐWet Dreams with Monkey D. Luffy by @onlymurphy (ao3 here!)
Oh my lord, I have not shut up about this since I read it, because WOW, how Luffy-centric can it get than this? Truly, the author's writing degree is SHINING in this fanfic and performs WAVES in terms of characterization. This was written for this year's Kinktober along with other One Piece characters. Lots of different anime and TV in their catalog too!!! I respect them so, definitely an author to check out.
โœฐAny Luffy content from Jaserz on ao3, but especially Worship by them (I think @firefistwrites on Tumblr).
Any Luffy x Reader content by them has been a repeat read, but Worship???? Oh my Lanta, the concept and relationship between Luffy, Reader, and SUN GOD NIKA THE CHARACTER HIMSELF is literally insane! You'd just have to read it to understand. And guess what? It works so well and I wish more attention was brought to this idea in the fandom, it's just that good. I have contemplated writing this "separate entity" concept, but it would pale compared to their rendition. They have over ten Luffy fanfics that all portray him as so canonically accurate to the source material, as well as Ace, Zoro, and more! Definitely took the most inspiration from them, nothing but love!
I hope this gives you some more content to work with. I don't read a lot of Luffy content to recommend, but I know some AMAZING PEOPLE have put their pen to it. Thank you again for the magnificent words <33333
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Hello!
Wonderful "Eat Your Ego, Honey" got me wondering:
what would happen if Homelander was interested in a stripper?
She's known for her dancing and, he sensed, her secret superpower/-s. Would he be furious that a girl dances in front of some "dirty" men? Would he torture her for being afraid of him? Would he be uncomfortable with the smell of her sweaty body?
I literally see scene of meeting: she's dancing to gothic metal in the dim lights of the room; Homelander is freaking out, jealous and horny (because he feels like she's having a blast dancing).
Thanks for your fanfics, I adore it! Because of your headcanons I fell in love with Homelander and decided to watch the series...
anon. the absolute RABBIT HOLE you sent me spiraling down with this ask is genuinely insane. firstly tho, thank you!! i'm so happy you enjoy my work and have been inspired to watch the show! i hope you love it as much as i did.
okay, now, onto the meat of this. i can't imagine Homelander ever being in a strip club, but i absolutely can see Vought having a dancer supe who performs at shows! and then i started thinking about what kind of powers she might have.
(this got long. strap in.)
and okay. bear with me here. i have the FAINTEST memory of a kids show (something like goosebumps or are you afraid of the dark) where they told a monkey-paw type story of a girl who wished that everyone would like/love her. and of course this turned out to be a fucking nightmare. people were obsessed with her automatically to a scary degree and she was eventually swarmed and maybe killed by the aggression of the adoring crowd? i don't remember.
but that made me think about her power being something of that nature. a chemical that compels people to adore her. when she sweats, and that sweat evaporates off of her skin, it fills the air people in the vicinity inhale it. it's what makes her dances so incredibly popular! but too much exposure to her powers can cause, uh... scary side effects in people. make them deranged. obsessive.
she hates it. it's destroyed all the relationships in her life. it's pretty much inevitable that she'll eventually effect the people around her, and it either freaks them out to the point they break contact with her or creates a completely inauthentic infatuation with her. it's impossible for her to know if anyone actually likes her, or if they're just under the influence of her powers.
she, like Homelander, would know what it's like to be "loved" in the most hollow sense of the word.
how cut to Homelander who's present at one of these shows where she's dancing and oh my god something smells incredible. downright intoxicating. it calls to every fiber of his being and he follows the scent of it until he's close enough to the stage, and it shocks him to his core to realize it's a person.
except! Homelander is so fucking chock full of V himself that he's not wholly affected by her... idk, pheromones? whatever you want to call her aura of effect. but he IS intrigued by it. by her. by the way her body moves and how she seems to have cast a SPELL on the entire audience.
he expects he'll be able to get a chance to speak with her after the performance, but bafflingly, she gets the FUCK outta there as soon as her set is done. naturally he has to follow!!!!
and okay i just had so many ideas for this! i even thought of One Single Friend she has who's a fellow supe and, due to his own powers, he's immune to her effect. i haven't figured out how exactly. maybe he doesn't breathe the way normal humans do. or he has some kind of innate filtration that makes him immune to gasses and things. his supe name is something stupid like... The Filtrator.
speaking of which her supe name would probably be like. Enchantress. something that alludes to the charming effect she has. but her friend knows how her powers work and he playfully calls her The Perspiren. perspiring siren. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
anyways i think they could have a lot of really interesting parallels! and of course Homelander would be intensely possessive of her, but he's also a HUGE exhibitionist and i think he would get off on knowing how badly everyone wants someone that's his.
he wouldn't ever physically hurt/torture her, but he would of course become violent if his possession of her were challenged or threatened in any way. if anyone touched what's his, or presumed they could take her. anyone she showed interest in would definitely wind up dead.
can you tell that i thought WAY too hard about this.
idk if i would make this an oc or a reader fic. i feel like this could definitely work for my first proper supe!reader fic! it's got a ton of potential. thanks so much for sending this!
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mayasaurusss ยท 1 month ago
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Day ten: baking Halloween cookies.
Guys something came up and I had to write this in under half an hour; despite this I tried to make it as best as I could๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
"Lottie, how can you be so bad at this?" your girlfriend looks at you, her hands are covered in cookie dough and on her face is spread flour. "I am not bad at this, I'm just a bit..." the egg floats above the flour and chocolate chips, "...bad".
You had invited Lottie to hang out with you at your house. She told you that she would have liked to make cookies, since she was craving them. The occasion to finally teach her to cook so she would stop asking you to make food for her was presented on a silver platter. So, you took all the ingredients and started to bake. Except that Lottie was terrible at baking. She doesn't measure the quantities, does not check the steps to be done and doesn't mix the batter well.
To summarize, Lottie is utter shit at this.
"You have to- God, you have to mix the egg well in. Do you want us to get salmonella?"
You should cut her some slack, Lottie really does try. She is just really bad at it.
"Ok, let me do it" be gentle with her and she will learn in no time. The next batch she'll do will be somewhat...edible.
After letting it rise, it's time to cut the shapes. You have pumpkins, ghosts, bats and all kinds of cookie cutter shapes. After much trial and error, the cookies come out shaped and not like formless blobs like she did the first time.
It's time to set the oven. "You need to put it at...365 degrees" she nods and sets the oven at that temperature, then she places the tray in and waits.
Thirty five minutes pass before the smell of burnt spreads through the house. "For God's sake Lottie! Did you check the time?!"
She frantically looks at the clock on the wall and notices that she accidentally got distracted and let the necessary time for the cookies pass by ten minutes.
Needless to say that the cookies are completely burnt to a crisp. You can't even bite into them, while others are so burnt that they crumble like sand under your fingers.
Thank God you have the other batch of cookies ready to be cooked, otherwise your stomach would have remained empty.
You and Lottie sit on the kitchen table eating the cookies you have made.
"So...what recipe will we do n-" "No".
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two-white-butterflies ยท 1 year ago
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beat poetry | k7
Description: Kimi Raikkonen dates someone so random, until it eventually begins to make sense. In which, the reader is basically Lana Del Rey.
Pairing: kimi raikkonen/singer!reader
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agathajones: there's no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody - it won't leave my head. shot by @kimimatiasraikkonen
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y/nagathal/n: MOM LET MY OTHER ACCOUNT IN
f1mercedeslover: KIMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
kimimatiasraikkonen: โค๏ธ
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agathajones: daddy is reading about himself, my child.
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kimimatiasraikkonen: โค๏ธ
f1ferrari2211: DADDY? wait what
honeymoans23: You're married to Kimi? Explain please Y/N
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WHO IS AGATHA JONES?
Y/N L/N; known publicly as Agatha Jones, was born on August 29, 1989. She discovered her talent in music when she began singing in her grandfather's band: The Rockets and their Crickets. She recently shared that her music journey started when she was accepted in the 'Juilliard School' where she learnt to play the piano and violin.
Although she dropped out before finishing her degree, saying that the school was sucking out her 'creative juices'. She has now become America's biggest pop-star. Since she took the world by shock with her first single: Smarty. She has received various accolades since then, including 12 Grammies and 1 Oscar.
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kimimatiasraikkonen: Happy 10th anniversary! It's gone so fast and been very lovely and the best part is that we still have so many years together to look forward to!! Love you!
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agathajones: โค๏ธ te amo
darlingforeign23: THE WAY HE DIDN'T TAG HER ๐Ÿ˜ญ DON'T GATEKEEP UR WIFE SIR
walanana9: His wife is so beautiful !
luciil_evans: you both look beautiful in this picture ๐Ÿ˜
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agathajones: happy 10th kimi! ๐Ÿ˜œ looking forward to the 100th.
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kimimatiasraikkonen: until the 1000th โค๏ธ
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agathajooneess4fan: Question for the culture? How did Kimi Raikkonen rizz her up? #AgathaJones
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f1lovvaa1: Are you questioning his rizz?
kimiandsebastian24: How could he not?
kimimatiasraikkonen: ๐Ÿคฃ
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agathajones: 'hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it.' will be out MIDNIGHT EST ๐ŸŒ™
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kimimatiasraikkonen: ๐Ÿ”ฅ
memesofagatha: WHAT IS THAT TITLE MOM? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
landonorris: patiently seated
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agathasupportshere: I WANT TO THANK THE DINOSAURS THAT DIED TO CREATE THE FOSSIL FUEL THAT WAS USED TO CREATE THE GAS THAT WAS USED TO DELIVER THIS BAD BITCH TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THANK GOD SHE'S SAFE!
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agathajones: thank you for the kind words bby - agathasupporshere: OMG OMG OMG creator has pinned his message.
watchmedancethenightaway: THIS is modern shakespeare
emmalovesu: the way her parents said "i'm glad we only made one because her siblings would be jealous of her" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@shouq @fdl305 @iloveyou3000morgan @lpab @ietss @h-c-u
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