#I HATE onions

[stararch4ngelqueen]

cooking together date night with jason using the “here, let me show you trope” while you’re trying to idk cut something up and he comes up behind you and takes your hands and guides you “like this” he says and kisses you on the head while you’re just cutting up veggies together

This is based off a distaste I have. If you do like it, fight me

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You didn’t like onions. The smell, the taste, the crunch.

Unless it was incredibly unnoticeable in a dish, you despised it. Which means you may not have liked a lot of foods.

It bugged you, but Jason wanted to convince you to try it in different ways. What’s an easy way to mask the flavor and texture of an onion? Cook it down in a soup.

Now, here you stood fully convinced in front of a cutting board with a knife in hand, staring down a yellow onion like it’s a demon without its disguise. You did this for the promise of warm soup inside a bread bowl to combat the cold night outside the foggy windows.

“It’s not pointing a gun at you.” Jason’s comment throws you off, though you knew you looked more stunned than terrified.

“Need help, buttercup?” He approaches after coring out two sizable caverns into fresh bread. Your pleading gaze says it all, giving you a heartwarming smile.

“It’s easy, just gotta get the hang of it.”

His palm brushes along the back of yours. His fingers cradling your hand, reinforcing around the black handle.

After chopping off the top to rid the onion of its papery skin, he quickly cuts it in half, believing he’d only need about half of it. He turns the onion and proceeds to cut lengthwise over the top, making small, thin lines along the bulbous body.

“Watched Alfred do this little trick once,” Jason comments as he worked, fighting back a growing smile every moment he’d feel a nervous little quiver within his gentle grasp.

He shows you that this little hack essentially dices up the onion without the tedious work. You were too occupied in the movement of his hands along yours, expressing his knife skills through your inexperienced fingers.

“Not too hard, was it?”

Your head cranes back a bit, your lashes fluttering with beady tears.

“What?” His brows furrow in concern. There was no way you got cut, right?

“This burns.” You couldn’t help but laugh, embarrassed by the stupid chemical reaction out of your control. “This burns really bad.”

“Aww, poor baby.” Jason chuckles after clicking his tongue before he takes the knife out of your hand, sliding the demented cutting board off to the side.

He steps closer and settles an arm over your front, leaving you sinking into the warmth radiating off his torso against your back. A toasty fire, cozy company, and he’s all yours.

His lips settle along your head, kissing you twice for good measure. “I got it babe. You did good.”

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Me: happily eating my meatloaf

Me: FINDS A SMALL ONION AND REFUSES TO EAT

I wish I wasn’t so picky…

[darkangel1791]

[arfid-is-hecc]

On another note, we had McDonald's last night because we had almost no food in the house. My dad usually doesn't order accommodations/adjustments to "make it easier", meaning I usually have to scrape off those tiny, gross ass onions.

I take a bite after my scraping and inspecting, and feel a crunch. I take a swig of my drink and swallow, thinking I might have missed one. Take another bite, it happens again...

I pull it apart, inspect, can't see anything. THEN, I had the idea to take apart the two patties that were on my burger...

LO AND BEHOLD. Some sick son of a bitch (/j) decided to put onions IN BETWEEN the patties. So they were on the top, on the bottom, AND in between, where all the cheese was melted.

Trust issues, mate. Smh

[jesterv1]

at the end of the day someone ( m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶) dropped an onion in the hallway, no one noticed because the door was closed...

[aidentitycrysis]

I hate onions. Happy Halloween.

[thehumanwiki]

Pokémon but I once again badly edited Onion Headlines onto it

Part 1, Part 3

[princedest1ny]

And it’s still my most hated vegetable

I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.

[satanssquidgy]

Whoever invented onion rings need to be kissed deeply

[piss-off-erik]

things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

[ayo-edebiri]

💀

[jackson-axeson-saxson]

Honestly loving the fact that im getting a lot of Female icons who i actually find interesting and weird.

Follow me.

[beritall]

Today I again found a piece of onion in my room and? I dont havent possesed onions in this house yet? This has been a problem for me for years? I always find pieces of onion when there should be none? Is this some kind of ancient omen because that would explain so much? Why do onions follow me???

[jabronibaloney]

Mankind trying to find which foods are okay to eat, and which ones are poisonous:

"This makes me cry when I cut it open. Should be fine."

I ate some onions (I hate them so much) and I blew up right after. I was so mad, I gathered all of the onion folk in the world and nuked them. The smell of their burning bodies brought a smile to my face and tears to everyone’s eyes.

God, I hate onions.

[lesbianthetridentarius]

harrow didn’t make her soup out of g1deon’s least favorite vegetables out of spite! to be fair, that is what the reader is meant to believe when the detail is first mentioned, because it is funny in the moment.

but soon after that initial sentence, we learn the real reason:

harrow needed g1deon to eat lots of broth so she would have enough marrow in his intestines to grow a whole skeleton party out of his insides. she was able to make him eat more broth by making the other ingredients in the soup, every other option, things he categorically refused to eat. these were tactical vegetables.

[kitakami-kid]

i am once again projecting my pain onto my favs