#I HATE THEMMMMM

[azuremist]

“Hold up, hold up, I know this is a diss track but lemme praise my wife real quick”

[freckliephil]

dan and phil finally opening up about being bottom4bottom. representation matters 😭

[lunelicmoone]

q!wilbur has the biggest fattest fucking crush on q!quackity it makes him look stupid

[gay-for-zoya]

I HATE PERIOD CRAMPS. I HATE THEM. GET A JOB STOP

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hey guys quick question is it gay to miss the guy you killed because you had a lot of fun trying to kill each other and he was the only one who came close to breaching the distance between you and the world also he wanted to teach you about love and had a really nice waist . asking for a friend

[viiridiangreen]

spent like 30 mins of my unique unrepeatable precious time on this beautiful Earth explaining how no, I didn't make the text gray, it's pure white but when letters are small and thin they look less vividly white and a little greyish..... just because of how monitors / pixels / the concept of displaying text on those works like at a fundamental level. no it's not a problem that needs fixing. no if you turn off that softening effect it's not even gonna be LEGIBLE

the people who needed the explanation have some sort of high & mighty managerial positions in the tech company i work for & have exactly zero business micromanaging the shit out of the smallest minutiae of the design of a web platform that displays data for their clients.... that they BOUGHT as a template and then outsourced the customisation of.... which my section wasn't even assigned to.... we're just getting forced to make 'mockups' of extremely basic changes they want done to the design bc they can't fathom the idea of just... passing on the list of changes directly to the people who can implement them on the live site........

so then naturally i spent ANOTHER 30mins of my finite time on this fantastic planet making (and remaking to my supervisor's specifications) a sort of custom visual explainer for how text antialiasing works in this extremely specific case

the actual design part of this design job i could do w/ my eyes closed since i was in middle school. but the "talking to idiots who don't know anything about the thing they're attempting to micromanage" is fucking......... eroding my soul at the deepest lvls....

one of the suited up old farts in the meeting went "omg... i think i'm noticing a bit of a sarcastic tone there... i hope it's just my nerves" while engaging in the aforementioned SUPREMELY stupid and unproductive and maddening back & forth cluelessplaining about how pixels ought to work. i exploded him in my mind.

just---- fucking. stick to selling the actual products of the company that you likely don't understand either and let me do my silly inconsequential nonconstructive job that contributes tiny little grains of sand towards the already grotesque amassed sterile fortune of some of the worst people on this continent / planet who keep the people living here in a fucking chokehold so they can see number go up in their bank accounts and embarass themselves on twitter. instead of slightly supporting or god forbid bettering the lives of literally any other living being..... PLEASE oh my GOD

[meateater-rabbit]

im sorry but youtooz are so ugly. so damn ugly. literally the only one ive ever seen that i havent wanted to punt into the sun was julien solomita's. theyre just funko pops for the chronically online

[alexturner]

you deserve prison but you won't get time (england nt)

[darkmagicianknight]

hey if you upload other people's works as your own. just know i hate you. and if you then start uploading stolen works from other sites as a work around, you are in fact, a scum bag

[mangostar]

why is the third trial in colosseum of fools so damn hard

[gojobait]

written by robert levine and jon e. steinberg

[stromer]

beautiful game. beautiful guys. beautiful playoff bound team.

[lav-endermoon]

THE FAKE PLANT IS STILL HEREEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrensflight]

I hate hate hate hate hate hate the impractical jokers

[hilsonamore]

they have altered my brain chemistry

[basketobread]

forgot i drew this awhile ago LOL lotus is so mean they constantly bully callus (but i like to think they get along…. well enough!) (ALSO CALLUS ISNT A TIEFLING he just has a weird thing going on with horns lol)