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[myrlin]

✧ ˚ · . ✦  › @greenelight — ❝ you stepped on my foot ! ❞

                    the shade of red filling his cheeks turned even deeper as he made another mistake , mason's feet paying the price yet again. merlin could understand why mason was the expert , his hands were gently yet comfortably positioned on his back & other hand. part of him wished he could go on his behalf. ❝ sorry , sorry ! ❞

                    another sigh escaped his lips , head dropping as they briefly pause albeit keep their figures locked in place. ❝ i think i'm a lost cause , mason. does this date have to involve dancing ? alice can't see me dance like this. it'll embarrass everyone involved , especially her.  ❞ truthfully , merlin couldn't see any hope for him. whilst he appreciated his friend teaching him last minute skills , he wasn't sure it would settle in time. ❝ come with me , please ? that way you can coach me in the background.  ❞

✧ ˚ · . ✦  › meme › accepting !

[racointeurarc]

@mikehanlcn     said:       ‘  pandas  don’t  like  macaroni .  ’

“        did     a      panda     tell     you     that,      michael?            how    do    you     know     that?        if     i     were     to     give   a     panda     a     giant    bowl     of     macaroni,     is    it    going    to     go    ape    shit     on     me?         i     don’t     think     it     would!     i     think     it     may     even     appreciate      me    for    it.     “

[newdleboy]

@yinbug from here (x)

▬▬▬ ☁      He didn't blame Marinette for the hesitation; he'd only been in her class for two days by this point. Talking to anyone out of school had been difficult for him. It was partially because his French wasn't the best, ( while he was fluent, it was still more formal; he was still trying to pick up the casual talk ) but for the most part, he wasn't sure what he'd have in common with anybody. Most of his time after classes was spent talking to Mei on the phone anyway, so he hadn't really tried too much yet. So when this opportunity presented itself, how could he not take it?

                              ❝ The best one? ❞ MK commented, very amused with her enthusiasm as he looks at the box in her hands, confirming her question with a nod. That was actually wonderful to hear! He wanted to try and find a good one so that he could bring something sweet back for him and his dad to share after the shop closed tonight.

                              ❝ Well, you convinced me! I'm gonna head there now! Do you have any recommendations? ❞

[nat-20s]

Biggest hindrance of Doctor Who being a family show is that it ends up preventing authenticity. By which I specifically mean there's no damn way that Donna's response to some of the things The Doctor says wouldn't have been "Fuck off."

[chloesimaginationthings]

IS THAT JEREMY!?

I’M GLAD YALL NOTICED THIS DETAIL! To answer your question,,, oh yknow

[faunina]

happy TWO YEAR anniversary to everyone who attended the destiel wedding!

and happy valentines day to the rest of you guys <3 click the image for a surprise!

if you’ve ever seen that one post (i’ll link it in the replies) about the parallels between the rodeo scene in 12x11 and the movie “urban cowboy” and it entirely broke your brain, then this post is for you. and also i’m kissing you on the mouth

[ID. Digital art of Dean Winchester done in black and white. He’s is laid back on top of an electric bull. One hand rests on his hip while the other hovers in mid-air, fingers slightly curled, and he seems to be looking at it. When clicked, the transparency shows Castiel standing behind him. Castiel is holding Dean’s hand to his lips, while his other hand supports the back of Dean’s head. Castiel has a visible halo and wings that he has curled protectively around Dean. End ID.]

[iniziare]

Inbox call! This might be a one liner from your memes list, it may be an altered version of a sentence starter, or it may be something entirely personalized, but here we go. My stubbornness has been kicking my creativity in the butt since early this evening, and I can happily report that I'm making progress in my drafts for the first time in ages. But, since I want to hoard for at least a tiny little bit, I figured it might be a good idea in the meantime to send people things that I could, maybe, if you answer them (and with your permission), turn into threads once I've gotten through my drafts.

Reminder of the available lineup in no particular order: Guizhong, Yelan, Arlecchino, Clorinde, Kafka, Seele, Dorian Pavus, Solas.

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[famefckr]

she's    learning    to    accept    his    love    little    by    little.    after    everything    she's    been    through,    being    treated    like    people    could    only    love    the    version    of    her    they    got    when    she    was    high,    she    had    been    convinced    that    nobody    could    ever    love    her    when    she    was    just    herself.    just    mila.    and    then    quinn    comes    into    her    life,    and    tells    her    such    sweet    things,    and    she    thinks    she    could    believe    him.    that    she    could    be    worthy    of    his    love.    he    tells    her    all    the    time    that    she    is,    and    even    more,    he    just    tells    her    her    loves    her.    nothing    else.    no    clarification,    no    explaining    himself,    just    soft    i    love    you's    whispered    in    the    middle    of    the    night.    and    she    feels    it.    she    feels    his    love    more    than    she    ever    has    before.    ❝    i'm    starting    to    believe    you    when    you    say    that.    i    really    love    hearing    it.    ❞    she    tells    him,    resting    her    head    on    his    chest    as    they    lay    together    in    his    bed    in    his    hotel    room.    another    few    days    she's    spending    in    a    city    she    never    thought    about    visiting    before,    but    couldn't    imagine    not    going    to    once    she    knew    her    boyfriend    would    be    playing    a    game    there.    their    relationship    had    been    progressing    more    and    more,    and    she    was    so    happy    with    where    they    were    headed.    ❝    i    love    you,    too,    quinn.    ❞    she    tells    him,    pressing    a    kiss    against    his    skin.    she    still    some    days    couldn't    believe    that    she'd    met    someone    as    incredible    as    him.    and    all    because    she'd    gone    to    a    baseball    game...

@heartfe1t: quinnmila

[thevioletcaptain]

trying to think of an unhinged ask as you requested but. i can't think of anything. oops. all hinges

well damn anon, what are we gonna do now!!!!

[enden-k]

i think blocking them just poofs them off ur tumblrs forever? but i’ve also only blocked like 3 people and the number of followers on side blog would barely form even the smallest of sports teams so i can’t actually tell if they can interact there HDUFJDJS good luck stay safe 🙏

nah apparently not

they werent in my blocked list either on side, only on main so blocking on main doesnt block ppl from all ur sideblogs unfortunately oof oof

[get-rammed]

How did Security Monty/Diego’s safety protocols get deactivated? Did just decide one day “Yup, ima be a dick now.” Or what?? 😰

We'll have to wait and see :)

For the people who don't want to wait and see, and or want an in depth explanation-

More or less yes kind of lmao

Tldr; hyper advanced AI came to the conclusion 2/3's of people are bad. Meaning they serve no purpose and can be culled

-

Diego is activated fully for 2 weeks. In those 2 weeks, he's away from Dawn a lot. Dawn was his only human contact, a fact she had tried to fight against for this very reason. Now he's in contact with two greasy men almost full time, and he hates them. They treat him like they do the other animatronics. While the others are sentient, they cannot grow and change in the way Diego can. Freddy will always be Freddy. Diego is not Security Monty. Diego grew from SM and made his own person. Not that the higher ups know though. Though he's far more logic driven due to his AI nature

So as he learns from these men, he comes to conclusion, "well I know three people, only one is good to me. That tells me only one third of people will be worth my time." which starts his mental list of what's worth while in a person. And what's not. Dawn takes note and tries to plead for the higher ups to shackle SM. They will not. If he's shackled, he's unable to make proper judgment calls. They need him to make split second judgment calls on people and recognize the mimic

Then the guys he's with stupidly take some swings at him. Throwing shit at him and generally just being assholes. Nothing terrible, but to someone sheltered like Diego...He has no real training for this. So he reacts in the only thing he does have real training for. Violence. Deactivating his safety protocols because he's able to just. Overwrite his own code.

In that moment he comes to the conclusion "Two thirds of people are not worth having around. I am doing a favor to the world." He does not see issue with killing "bad" people. Because he defines what fills in for bad

He tries to go to Dawn to show his learning. He's so ready to make her proud. And well. There's a reason when he's reactivated, he has a thing against his face being touched, hates screwdrivers anywhere near his head. And Dawn why has a robotic hand.

How am I gonna show this in my series? Idk yet lmao

[lanternlightss]

Please infodump about the silly little bards please (only if you want to ofc)

TAKES A DEEP BREATH . OKAY !!!!

(apologies this got a little long so it’s going under the cut And i also. put a miniature train on a track and watched it race off, so the thoughts !! Might be !! a little scrambled, and jump around a lot ,,,)

okay sorry we are starting off a little bittersweetly because . god ghost bard makes me ill in so many ways. it is one of the more …. happier endings, for him, i feel he would kinda like being a ghost. at first. there is a certain freedom to it—he can go anywhere !!! he can explore the world like he had planned to do, and he can still do it with his dearest friend !!!!! there’s no time limit, like if he were a human, and he can Fly Now, on his own, for another. can slink into the shadows and have others take the shining light—he’s a bard, he is here to listen and tell tales of others! pay no attention to the light flickering.

but it’s.

not really. living (irony included.) he’s stagnant. the world changes around him, he watches everyone venture forward on their paths, do greater things, be greater people—and he’s. still. here, as he was, a perfectly still moment of the best and worst part of his life. every time his friend turns to look at him he can always see a flash of pain in their eyes. but (reusing what i said in tags) he doesn’t … want to leave, i feel. yes, he doesn’t age. yes, he mimes breathing even when his lungs have stopped. yes, he wishes he could truly feel what his friend’s palms feel under his own, when they try to interlace hands; that’s the reason, though. venti is an immortal. venti outlives nearly everyone he meets. venti has lost their friends, their once was life and thrust into a completely new one. he has to stay. he has to, he has to, because he can’t stand venti being on their lonesome, when all they knew before this was warmth.

so . my friend, if you will allow me, let me be by your side. let me be what you were for me, all those years.

when ragnvindr leaves. when gunnhildr dies. when venti deems this city okay to walk on their own. he follows his wisp and sits close enough that venti’s wings shiver from cold. i’ve got you. (there is also . so many ways you can take this au: angst, majorly, but they should be happy and smiling whenever the opportunity arrives so canon to me that venti knows the bard is there and whenever he can be leans over and knocks his shoulder against the bard’s. love you. love you too.)(also the idea of mondstadt having one (1) ghost but it’s just your friendly neighbor bard checking in. they’re co-parenting mondstadt.)(ALSO ALSO here’s how bard getting to know og gunnhildr even more and meeting vennessa can win—)(potentially also the og7……)

(also also also This Bard has more than likely seen everything that has happened to venti :3c if we’re doomed, my song, let’s be doomed together.)

OKAY . ANYWAYS

waves my hands high . THEIR LOVE !!!!!!!!

they are both so “in every life, i would search for you,” because there is NO WAY that they, whose relationship was so important To The Story As A WHOLE, where venti would be a completely different character had he not met the bard (case in point: His Entire Design), where mondstadt as it is now is still being affected by those dreams and hopes of the past !!!!!!!!!!—that could not have been a one off, one lifetime thing. venti is following bard in the next life and the bard is running around with hands cupped around his mouth and shouting “dearest beloved where are you :(” until they reunite and hug. i refuse to be convinced otherwise. no one can stop them from reaching out and hoping the other’s hand grazes, then latches on. they are a PACKAGE DEAL ‼️

like gestures to Several Lines from the game ???:

(sorry that’s fully the wiki for the windblume ode i don’t have it 😔) godbless 🙏 venti has a lot on his mind and i am full belief that the nameless bard is a good 45% at the forefront of it (the fact. that. it’s very very possible that venti looks through things through a lens of: what would be good for the people, and, would this have made him happy…. Makes Me want to start chewing at the walls.) (<- im so genuinely surprised there aren’t more people who go buckwild over the bard the two of them are so intricately interlinked ????? if you removed one the whole thing would fall apart ????)(tbh that could be said for the old mond crew as a whole.)

it’s about the devotion. it’s about the adoration. it’s about a god worshipping a mortal and refusing to miss even one singular prayer.

also wings of azure wind remind me both of the traveler and nameless bard. like be so genuine right now genshin, someone going on an adventure, a journey, and the breeze that follows turns into a person at the end ??? and accompanies that person across the lands ???????

ALSO HEY HI . HERES MY AGENDA TO CECILIAS BEING VENTI’S FAVORITE FLOWER EVER AND IT’S PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE NAMELESS BARD:

like ofc there’s the fact that cecilias seemed to have been the windblume for the rebellion, see: the flower is on the flag, the flower being pinned to nameless bard’s scarf.

but also.

because. it probably took a solid minute for the other flowers to bloom (the entire land was Ice Cold there had to have been repercussions from andrius lifting that all suddenly !!), i imagine that cecilias were one of the few flowers old mond saw on a regular, until what light breezes had them start to wilt. and. Well.

an “unbound soul” you say, huh, genshin ……

venti and nameless bard would’ve fully switched cecilias if the bard had lived that headcanon lives rent free in my brain.

anyways looks at this and squints. what in the world is going on with cecilias:

what else. what else. OH .

Venti . would trust the bard inexplicably with his wings source: trust me. venti would trust the bard inexplicably with so much. venti could hand the bard his heart on a silver platter and smile, because the bard would cherish it something precious. i await the day when it is ever . ever made canon that bard and wispti had a home together and slept cuddled or just by one another in general. there has to be a reason why venti says i haven’t seen this view in a while When He Is Sitting on his Statue’s HANDS. if the bard were to have ever have a social media account he 100% would’ve done “showing my wisp places they’ve never seen before” trend while holding wispti like a hamburger.

i. May be running out of steam. qpr bardven canon

[theshadowrealmitself]

About my last ask

Got two lads I want to know about

"who hasn’t realized yet that their Vulcan coworker is an alien, and keeps summing up their behavior as them being autistic like the oc or it being a religious thing as their coworker is clearly religious (they assume the Teachings of Surak is a religion) "

Because honestly this is my favourite thing ever. Also my brain is so stuck on *oh yeah, vulcans do just look like goth humans don't they?*

And also "Mostly just because I want Vulcans to come into contact with a knitted Sehlat and stop functioning for a second, I don’t want to look at everyone through a human lens but I still think coming across a small plushie that resembles your pet growing up is a universal want "

Because mmm funky ass interactions of "I made this for you?" "What? H o w???"

Idk if I'm explaining my thoughts correctly but my autism has latched onto your ocs

(Real quick, none of my oc’s are named because I’m terrible at naming 😭)

Unfortunately I don’t have too much for the first one, the main thing was just misunderstandings of them like, offering chocolate to their coworker and when they reject it, they assume it’s either a religious thing or they’re allergic to chocolate, so they take great care to not offer it again to not make them uncomfortable (especially if they want chocolate but aren’t allowed to, wouldn’t be nice of them to dangle a treat like that in front of them knowing they can’t accept it)

Their Vulcan coworker just thinks they’re the most accepting Human they’ve ever worked with:

very courteous of their personal space and eating requirements, tries to communicate with them on the same level (mirroring them), i.e., trying to avoid words that imply emotions, they don’t ever make them feel unwanted or like an outsider, but they also don’t ignore that they’re a Vulcan, they’re always inquiring about Surak and acknowledging the differences in how they view things since they’re from a different species (their coworker is actually just acknowledging how coming from different time periods and religions causes them to view things differently)

I got stuck on what would happen after awhile, I was thinking that maybe their other coworkers figure out what’s happening first based on how the Human coworker has phrased some stuff about their Vulcan coworker or Vulcans in general, but I couldn’t think of how I’d want the reveal to go down (other than the Human bouncing back immediately because I can’t stand the thought of the Vulcan coworker having to deal with the fact that the Human actually is freaked out by them being different species or anything like that) so this little au/story/thing is on the back burner for now

And for the second one, oh my god I haven’t thought about those ocs in awhile, they’re connected to a type of ocs I was making for awhile that included “Humans making videos that Vulcans watch for entertainment”:

So the premise was that this Human wakes up in the future (I forget the buildup, really need to write stuff down more often), and they’re trying to adjust to the fact that since the world is post-scarcity they can actually follow their interests, but also since the world has changed so much, they don’t even know how to enter their world of interests anymore (if that makes sense?)

While trying to acclimate to everything, they look into their hobbies to see how much has changed, and find out that knitting (both fortunately and unfortunately) hasn’t changed that much, like there’s way more patterns for Human stuff, i.e., more realistic patterns for earth animals, but patterns for non-Terran stuff? Nonexistent.

The Human starts filling this niche, coming up with patterns for them, and then making long “how to” videos with no cuts (they have no idea how to edit videos, so all their videos are real time how they made the item), and then they post it where it doesn’t really get a lot of Human views, but it starts gathering the attention of other species’ who all start to really enjoy learning this Human hobby

Because the videos are so long, the audio is the Human talking about customs and stuff surrounding knitting (like baby blankets for baby showers, making scarves for crushes in media, the “boyfriend curse”, etc), which leads to other Human customs, and gives everyone who watches it a new view of Humans, while the Human gets an appreciation for these other species that other Humans don’t normally get, as their first introduction to these species is searching up customs and stuff that other Humans don’t even think about as they try to see if there’s anything similar to Human knitting customs

(Like do other species ever gift handmade blankets to each other? if they did what’s everything surrounding them? like do different patterns and different colors have different meanings? can any of these blankets be recreated with knitting? etc)

I’m so upset that I forgot what the setup was with the Vulcan in this scenario, the main things I remember was them seeing the stuffed sehlat for the first time and just freezing, and the other thing was them knowing the Human before ever knowing that they knit and getting a crush on them through the videos after seeing how focused and competent they were while knitting

(I love Vulcans falling for wacky or whatever types of Humans, but I also like them first logically getting a crush on Humans after seeing them serious or competent in a way they never really thought of Humans being like, and then the crush getting worse after seeing them be silly and they don’t understand it)

Edit: I have another oc set that’s similar to this (like I said I have a lot of Human ocs that follow this outline) except: they specifically make miniature realistic figurines, they’re academic rivals with the Vulcan (huge misunderstanding, neutralness sometimes sounds like being an asshole especially when the other person has been having a terrible day and doesn’t know anything about Vulcans and them being neutral, but the misunderstanding eventually led to both of them considering the other one a rival)

And one of their rivalries is over getting this specific study room, the Vulcan thinks it’s the most logical place to study, and the Human uses the room to make their figurine videos and hates the idea of switching to a different room when they’ve become accustomed to this one, so the two keep trying to arrive earlier and earlier than the other one to claim it, even going to the lengths of underhanded methods (the Vulcan swears they didn’t mess with the coding on the door to not let the Human in when they got the key first that one time, but they totally did)

Eventually a professor steps in and forces them to share the study room, which leads to the Vulcan’s new fascination with these tiny figurines and then a fascination with the one who makes them (although tbh that fascination was already building while they were fighting over who gets the room first, the Vulcan just doesn’t want to admit to ever having a crush on such a hot headed Human)

[isfjmel-phleg]

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