#I HAD TO FLY YESTERDAY AND EVEN THO I FINISHED IT ON THE PLANE I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO POST IT BEFORE PASSING OUT SWEEPY WHEN I GOT HOME

[sunnys-side-upside-down]

Inktober Day 5 - Treat

Prompt list by melosprout on Insta

[six-of-ravens]

Hey, I’m back

Good morning, my browser has froze twice since i opened this site so, you can see it’s been A While. Was great to take a break from the social medias, went through several rounds of “oh, I miss my useless trash posts!!” and “fuck this is great I’m deleting all my accounts!!” and settled somewhere in the middle.

Will probably get around to checking notes and posting on the book blog later on today. Just went through my instagram and unfollowed a bunch of accounts I actually didn’t care about and figured out how to mute stories, so that was wonderfully cleansing. Anyway, some mildly interesting stuff that happened this month:

went on a hike on the Black Prince Cirque trail with @robotlesbianjavert which was super fun and pretty even though it was a long-ass drive. Will maybe dig up some photos and post later

Splurged and replaced my bedding + got some new pillows and my room is so cute and cosy now. Also replaced my vacuum, which shouldn’t be as exciting as it is.

Mom bought me four balls of giant, thick wool and asked me to knit a blanket for her, so that’s my current challenge. Never actually finished a knitting project before so we’ll see how this goes.

My garden has e x p l o d e d since we started getting some nicer weather. I have tomatoes, lettuce, peas, beans, radishes, and several herbs (though the labels washed off so it’s anyone’s guess what they are) growing, and even ate some in a salad yesterday!!! Will post some photos of that later, too.

My aunt and I, both having had our out-of-country vacations cancelled, are making plans to go out to the mountains for a few days in the fall, which will be super fun.

On that note, I finally heard back from the airline about my cancelled New Zealand trip, I got no money back, but instead got a credit for the cost of the tickets....that has to be used in less than a year. There’s no way I’ll be flying anywhere in that time, so that’s $1500 down the drain.

The library near my apartment reopened in mid-July and in a fit of sheer joy I immediately put...23 books on hold. More on that on the book blog.

Between the plane ticket disappointment and buying a car my savings has been drained like a blood bank with a vampire infestation, so I’m on a money-saving crusade for the next little while. Hence the library (over)usage. But also callout at myself for somehow spending twice my grocery budget today. Seriously, what the fuck. 

Nanowrimo. Won it, not in the traditional way, but I’m proud of it nonetheless. I made some weird left turns early on in the plot that...I did not have the time or energy to fix. So at 25k words I realized I didn’t have 50k of a plot since I’d killed a bunch of subplot. At 35k I started writing character backstories because I had no idea what to do next. At around 40k I gave up on that story entirely and wrote 10k of another random idea and counted that towards nano. So...it’s been an adventure. Really like that other idea tho.

[samraclaus]

Do em all boredom sucks

Thank u lets get personal: send me a number 
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? - Bloom by the paper kites, somebody else by the 1975, beautiful sea from sing street, amnesia by 5sos, tarot by alt-j, and coming up roses from begin again 
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - either lily Collins, calum hood or Ezra Miller
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. - “…men have integrated feminist values into their lives, whether or not they use the label, and this is also an important barometer of the impact of feminism."
4: What do you think about most? - certain people in my life or sometimes death tbh 
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?- "me too omg” from Nichole 
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? - with 
7: What’s your strangest talent? - I can imitate people and characters really well but they’re always weird voices 
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) - girls are beautiful. Boys are confusing but also beautiful. 
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? - no :/
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? - literally like an hour ago I do it so often lmao 
11: Do you have any strange phobias? - uhhhh I’m afraid of everything 
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? - the only thing that’s been in my nose is a really long qtip at the doctor and never again no thanks that’s scary 
13: What’s your religion? - Islam (not religious tho)
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? - probably taking a walk or going to the park 
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind but good candids are the best 
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? - either sir sly 
17: What was the last lie you told? - that I was okay and not to worry lmao 
18: Do you believe in karma? - kinda yeah 
19: What does your URL mean? - my name is samra but it gets autocorrected to Santa so it became a meme in my friend group 
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? - weakness: I guess my anxiety. Strength: staying positive outwardly 
21: Who is your celebrity crush? - Ezra Miller and calum hood 💕😭
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? - no
23: How do you vent your anger? - I either punch things or just yell at everyone 
24: Do you have a collection of anything? - a small collection of mugs!
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - hmm both are kinda stressful but I’d probably like video chatting more 
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? - not at all 
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? - I hate the sound of people chewing. I love the sound of hairdryers and vacuums. They make me sleepy 
28: What’s your biggest “what if”? - what if I died? Or. What if I actually told people how I feel?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - yes to both!!! - 
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - right arm: basket. Left: pillow
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? - nothing really tbh 
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? - louder than life 
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? - east!
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? - Calum lmao 
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? - making the most of the time you have even if you mess up along the way. But for a depressing version: you live and then you die. That’s it
36: Define Art. - anything that you make that represents something and you think is beautiful 
37: Do you believe in luck? - kinda
38: What’s the weather like right now? - warm 
39: What time is it? - 11:39 pm
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? - not yet 
41: What was the last book you read? - cellist of Sarajevo 
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? - love it
43: Do you have any nicknames? - my dad calls me samronis and some people call me sam 
44: What was the last film you saw? - uhhhh I think holes (what a night lmao) 
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? - I broke my arm on my scooter 
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? - no, I used to think they were kinda scary. I don’t now but still no 
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? - flowers probably 
48: What’s your sexual orientation? - bisexual 
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? - I think once in middle school, it was really dumb, someone just said that I said something mean about my friend 
50: Do you believe in magic? - not really 
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? - sometimes, but I usually just let it go cause I feel bad lol 
52: What is your astrological sign? - taurus 
53: Do you save money or spend it? - usually spend :/ 
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?- sour patch kids 
55: Love or lust? - either but love is better 
56: In a relationship? - not right now 
57: How many relationships have you had? - only a couple 
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - no :/
59: Where were you yesterday? - moving back and forth from my old house to my new house
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - literally my entire room lmao 
61: Are you wearing socks right now? - always 
62: What’s your favourite animal? - guineas 🐹
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? - I actually don’t have one, I just live my life 
64: Where is your best friend? - I have no idea tbh but probably at home 
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. - imsograntired (my sister), blushedaesthetic (erin), granterin (other erin), and basically all of my friends tbh 
66: What is your heritage? - Turkish??
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? - taking a shower and texting sam 
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? - trump 
69: Biggest turn ons? - personality: humor, sarcasm, if you're a good person, cocky but not too much ya know. Physically: tall, nice hands(hands are so important wow 👀)
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? - eh I guess, I try my best to be a good friend 
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? - SAVE THE DOG WTF ILL LIVE ON THE STREETS WITH HIM 
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? - id probably tell people but make sure they don’t freak out too much and have them so funny things with me b) What do you do with your remaining days? Id do things with my family and friends all day every day and travel a bit if I can. Id tell people what I’ve always wanted to tell them without being scared. c) Would you be afraid? - I’m afraid of what happens after death, if it’s simply nothing, that’s what scares me. It’s impossible for someone to think of what it’s like to be absolutely nothing. I won’t even know I’m nothing because I’ll just be gone. But a big fear is how upset my family would be. I would hate to hurt them like that 
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - love 
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? - a beautiful sea from sing street 
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? - 9203
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? - trust, compatibility, not taking everything seriously 
77: How can I win your heart? - be there for me, give me space if I ask for it, talk to me all the time tbh and watch movies with me 
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?- probably 
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? - i haven’t made many good ones so I honestly can’t think of any rn 
80: What size shoes do you wear? - 8-9
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - “life is hard when you’re an idiot"
82: What is your favourite word? - UGH I LITERALLY TOLD SULTANA MY FAVORITE WORD YESTERDAY AND I CANT REMEMBER NOW
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - love 
84: What is a saying you say a lot? - what do I even say ever these are so hard 
85: What’s the last song you listened to? - a.m. By 1D 
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? - dark green and pastel pink
87: What is your current desktop picture? - a picture of me and my friends 
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? - Donald trump 
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - "do you like ___” I’m weird with this question because even when I do like someone a lot, I just get really scared and end up lying and I hate that about myself. I need to be pushed 
90: Turn offs? - not caring about my problems, ignoring me
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? - reading minds or flying 
92: where are your parents from? - Bosnia! 
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - while my aunt was in the hospital 
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? - definitely calum 
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? - Italy!!
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? - not that I know of 
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? - yes, and right on my sister too. I had too much mayonnaise :/
98: Ever been on a plane? - yes ugh I hate planes 
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say - i would be too stressed to talk to the whole world so I have no idea

[disableddisaster]

Do all of them ! Blease !!! I Stan u so hard I need the insider deets!!!!!

now THATS what i like to hear :))

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

asfgsfdg im only listening to after laughter rn

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

@gaysun but thats happening so idk. come to alberta tristan

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

theres not a single book in this room and im not leaving to go look for one

4: What do you think about most?

sfgafdgasfg idk myself, probably

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

”he drank ur orange juice the fuck” - you

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

just my underwear

7: What’s your strangest talent?

im gay

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

girls are good boys are bad (noah fence i love u)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

yes actually :’)

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

man idk

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

FUCKIGN black BEETLES

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

i dont think so? kleenex?

13: What’s your religion?

man idk !!!!

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

walking to work or looking for dogs

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

in front im a vain bxtch

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

patd.............................................

17: What was the last lie you told?

i know i lied to my mom the other day but i told the truth five minutes later and i dont know what i lied abt

18: Do you believe in karma?

no lol

19: What does your URL mean?

bella swan is a big ass lesbian

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

dude i dont fucking KNOW who am i!!!!!!

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

kristen stewart.. . hayley williams..... shrugs

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

no i dont want any BUGS crawlin around in there.there was an episode of greys anatomy when that happened

23: How do you vent your anger?

i yell to my mom tbh

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

MUGS

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chatting is so fun

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

NO LOL

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

sound i hate: paper towels 

sound i love: rain i guess

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

what IF I fail at life completely wow

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

YES AND YES

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

right, my computer. left, my cup!

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

man idk AIR??????

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

high school

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

CANADIAN west coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

hmmmm bad question\

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

AUGHFGKDF not to be dramatic but there isnt one

36: Define Art.

dude i dont know. why is this so fake deep

37: Do you believe in luck?

NO !!!!!

38: What’s the weather like right now?

its dark out  and im inside!!! i dont know!! i think its warm

39: What time is it?

12:25am :O

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes! and no

41: What was the last book you read?

eclipse..................sdfghsdghsdfgsfg

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

..............................who does......

43: Do you have any nicknames?

shy!!!!!!!!!!!

44: What was the last film you saw?

dgsfsdfg new moon!!!!!!

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

i dont know!!!!!!!!! i injure myself a lot im clumsy

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

no!!!!!!!!!!! let them be free.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

twilight, dragon quest 8, paramores new album,.

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

TAKE A WILD FUCKign GUESS

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it was awful

50: Do you believe in magic?

.......................no

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

YES LOL

52: What is your astrological sign?

im a libra :^)

53: Do you save money or spend it?

i cant fuckign save money for shit

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

a grande coconut cold brew coffee with extra coconut milk :O

55: Love or lust?

what dpes this mean.

56: In a relationship?

no!

57: How many relationships have you had?

3

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

fun fact i have a really really short tongue

59: Where were you yesterday?

went to the bank in the city and the MALL and ate a sandwich

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

no :(:(:(

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

SOCKS ARE GARBAGE

62: What’s your favourite animal?

CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sheep and giraffes. mostly cats

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

fgkdfgosfkg u think i have a secret weapon???????? bxtch i dont even like me!!!!

64: Where is your best friend?

i texted her and asked her one sec. ok she replied “im in my bed!!!!!”

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@gaysun @gaysun @hurricance @hurricance @popcornlesbians :)

66: What is your heritage?

idk! im ukrainian and french

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

playing dragon quest and listening to @quidditchlesbian s wild stories

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

this is so werid asgafdgadsf

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

duh

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

i mean probably. im kind of annoying tho

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

sfgadfgadsf save the dog im not HEARTLESS my job gives me no hours anyways lol

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) probably bc i overshare b) probably just pet my cats c) sort of?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

TRUST

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

..................someBODY

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

2980

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust and communication also i think attraction is important tbh

77: How can I win your heart?

be a cute girl and be nice to me. maybe have a cute animal or smth

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

MMMMMMMMMM ABLEISM

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

gay

80: What size shoes do you wear?

5? 6?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

”gay bxtch”

82: What is your favourite word?

LESBIAN

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

i wish i was on my phone id add the yellow heart emoji

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

”wow id die for u”

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

earlier i was listening to live in chicago

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

yellow adn PINK

87: What is your current desktop picture?

its a pic of bella swan

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

theoretically like donald trump but probably my abuser :)

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

bxtch u could ask me literally anything and id tell u. literally aything

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

go back to sleep. plot twist im actually just having a sleep paralysis episode

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

the vegetables are mushrooms and ALSO iwanna teleport or fly

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

the other morning i had a really relaxing breakfast at tim hortons i just listened to music and ate my bagel. it was nice

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

JSDFKJSFG u think i can choose? ur FUNNY!! 

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

oh,,.. .my fucign god. tjis is such a loaded question,. HAYLEY WILLIAMS

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

JENNA (or nyc but shes not there rn so probably just wherever she is!)

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

i think my bio dad was in jail once. maybe

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

no ew throwing up is a huge fear of mine

98: Ever been on a plane?

yep i love planes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

“im gay”

THANKS TRISTAN

[millielowrie7-blog]

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I quit the service 14 months ago to join a very lucrative security firm as an "advisor". This is a fancy way of saying "security contractor", I guess? A job came up to escort a British diplomatic official for about a week on the tropical Pacific island of Mundy. I’m 40 year old, very fit, and I’M an ex-British Royal Marine Major. When God invented tropical paradises he used Mundy as a template.

This is one hell of a strange story. I couldn’t see any threat in the middle of the Pacific so the escort duties should be rather light on, or so I hoped. It happened like this: My name is Jack Ross. The money is great and it involves lots of travel to interesting places, which is also very cool. When all the kinks had left my body, I returned to my room for a short jetlagged nap and to await the telephone call that would announce that the dude I was to escort had arrived. As it turned out the Dude was a "Lady" – and a very attractive lady at that. I grabbed a towel and did an hour of lazy laps up and down the pool. And, as it turned out further, she was a bit of a bossy boots. I arrived at my hotel on Mundy after a long flight from London. I was looking forward to stooging around on the island with some old fossil from the British Consulate and getting a tan on. I flew business class, so I shouldn’t complain, but it is still a long time sitting in one spot, even if it was at the pointy end of the plane. Her mission was, apparently, just a series of boring meetings with government officials from Mundy. She was perfectly safe, she said. I met her in the flesh at the hotel restaurant. Not sure what you will make of it, but if you have any answers you might share them with me. Ruby was either in her late 20s or early 30s. Ruby wasn’t particularly tall, but I thought that she was a tight little bundle. When she arrived at the hotel she called me and announced that we would meet for dinner and she would explain her "mission". And, no, I wasn’t considering bedding her. Her name was Ruby Collins and because she was a little bit annoying I began calling her "Rube", which she did not take to at all, but did not protest too much because she didn’t want to let on that she was annoyed. I intended to enjoy this pacific paradise and not get in the lady’s way. Funny how plans go awry, isn’t it? She informed me over entrees that I needn’t trouble myself too much at the meetings, and that my presence wasn’t really required. God, it was hot, stifling hot. The next day’s meetings were as boring as batshit. She had a pretty face, was small waisted and also had smallish boobs (just my favourite kind, tho I must admit to liking boobs of any shape or size). I did hit it off with one guy. He was the Mundy Tourism Minister, Joni Sereana. Which would be nice because the existing airport needed some serious work just to reach third-class standard. Joni had been seconded as an infantry officer to the New Zealand army in his younger days and we two ex-soldiers yakked it up just like old friends. So, a day in the sun by the pool was very appealing. Ruby rabbited on with the Mundi officials, about something…something… something… something about tied funding for a new international airport. The air conditioner should be junked as it made more noise than cooling. After two long days of meetings in the hot boardroom, I was looking forward to my last day off lazing by the pool and having a beer or three. "I’m most definitely NOT going fishing – deep sea, shallow sea, or any other kind of sea", I said rubbing my eyes. "Jack, get dressed, we are going deep sea fishing", she said, after I opened the door. I love my crazy, lazy job, and wasn’t about to put it at risk by bonking a person who might control my future. She adorned a big hat, flimsy beach jacket covering what was possibly a swim suit. "Ah, I’m about as dressed as I’m going to get", I said, pointing to my bathrobe. "Jack, I don’t have time for this. Ruby knocked on my door at 5:00 am on the morning of our "day off". "Jesus, it’s still night time". We are both going to be on that damn boat otherwise I will put it in my report to the British consulate that you jeopardised a multi-million pound airport contract because you didn’t want to go fishing". The boat leaves in 30 minutes. The day after that we were due to fly out early in morning - back to bleak and freezing Britain. "What", was all I could manage? Do you know what that means? It means that you get your arse on that boat or your gravy escort jobs like this one finish the moment we get back to London. "Your good friend, Joni Sereana, the fucking Minister for Tourism, insists that you join us on his fishing boat for the day. We don’t have time for this. Do we have an understanding, Jack? It might surprise you to learn that even though I spent 20 years in the Marines, I don’t like boats, or the sea for that matter. This boat was a clunker too. She stood in what might be described as beach clothes. I spent the hours chatting with Joni, swapping lies and drinking beer. She even looked attractive vomiting, if such a thing is possible? Ruby had a worse time of it than me because she spent the whole time throwing up over the side. "Oh Yes, Rube, we have an understanding", and I slammed the door in her face. She looked very fetching, but not fetching enough to keep me from stealing another hour’s sleep. " I stood there, half angry, half amused, and, I must admit, a little bit aroused. At last came the bad news. I didn’t fish, the others did. The swells were long and rolling. Three hours into the trip, the boat broke down and we were adrift on the open water. The sea started acting up. Before long the only people not throwing up were the captain, the deckhand, Joni and me. All the landlubbers were tossing their lunch. The captain told Joni and myself that the tropical depression that had been located about 300 km from Mundy and just developed into a full blown tropical cyclone. Every time she leaned over the side I had a good look at her gorgeous bikini covered bottom. We were on the open sea in a busted boat and a cyclone was heading straight for us. The sky took on a dangerous hew too. About midnight, thankfully, the captain made contact with the Mundy Coast Guard and an hour later we were back under tow towards the main Island. The journey still took three hours to get to port. The sea was incredibly choppy and the tow line threatened to part at any time. For that matter, I felt the same, but tried not to show it. Ruby looked extremely frightened. So, our belongings were safely on their way to London due to that mix-up and we were left behind. Worse still, we had originally arranged to have our luggage sent to the airport for an early start the next morning. The radio began give constant updates over the long drifting hours and all too soon it became dark. Perfect…just fucking perfect! We eventually made it back to our hotel room to discover that all flights were cancelled as the Island was about to be hit by the cyclone. No clothes, no nothing at all. We didn’t imagine that we wouldn’t be back before dark. I’ll not talk of the cyclone other than a few scanty details. She appeared at my door dressed in her bikini and bathrobe and looked terrified. The lights flickered out and all was dark. I took her in and got her a drink – a strong one. Even before it hit properly, Ruby’s apartment at the front of the hotel - the one with the fantastic sea views - started to come apart. I hoped that my hotel room would last better than hers, and as it turned out my part of the hotel seemed to be protected by the large hill to one side. We only had what we were standing in. It must have deflected the worst of the wind. We both sat in the empty bathtub facing each other in the darkness. It hit with great ferocity. Anyway, we fell asleep in the tub as the storm abated. Still, we lost several windows to flying debris, and we took to the bathroom for most of the night. Wall-by-wall her wing of the hotel simply vanished. She held onto my foot somehow taking comfort in that and quietly sobbed. Surprisingly, it fared pretty well. The TV would never work again, but even the bed was dry as it was tucked into an alcove at the back of the room. Apart from broken windows and a sodden floor, no great harm was done. We woke up the next day to survey my room. I could see by the lightning flashes that the front of the hotel where Ruby’s room was located pretty much disappeared into the night. We stood in the sodden heat of the room in yesterday’s clothes. On the plus side there were cartons and cartons of tinned sardines for sustenance and we were alive. He advised us to remain where we were. We both smelled a bit rank. The hotel manager was happy to see us alive and well. I said that it was all part of the gig. Ruby thanked me for my assistance during the horrid night. It would seem that I would have to earn my pay as a security escort for Ms Collins after all. Furthermore there were no clothes on Mundy to be had. As he left, Joni called over to one group of men and said that folks were armed around here so they best be off. The bad news was that there were no flights for at least a week; there was no electricity or lights and there was little fresh water. There was only devastation outside and unfortunately, there were hundreds of looters about. And so the long hot day rolled on. The heat was oppressive and tiring. About ten o’clock, Joni Sereana dropped in at our hotel room and on the strength of our soldier past, handed me a well maintained 9 mm Glock to defend ourselves with. We looked around the hotel but soon retreated back to our room as I could see gangs of men roaming around. The Glock did make me feel more secure, but Ruby would have to stay put with me where I could keep an eye on her. He shook hands and departed. We were also extremely tired. "Well, the bed is dry, I suggest the bed"? We stank, we could smell each other as well as ourselves, but it didn’t seem important. Should you beloved this information in addition to you would want to acquire more information relating to real live cam girls generously stop by our web-page. I suggested that we try and catch some sleep and she agreed asking what the best way for this to happen. Mind the broken glass", I said. Ruby stood there looking at me for a full minute before deciding to lie down on the bed next to me. They took his advice and left, but we could hear men calling out to each other in the distance. Although she made a point of keeping her bathrobe on, which must have been hell in this sweltering heat, and she moved away from me as far as she possibly could and yet still remain on the same bed. At that I stripped off my smelly shirt and shorts and lay down on the bed in my boxers. "You expect me to go to bed with you, Jack? "You can sleep on the floor if you like. A couple of small surprises greeted me. I must have had a good three-hour sleep, and I must have slept deeply. I awoke just on dusk in a hangover-like condition. I could just make out a fat pinkish nipple poking out of the cup of the bikini top. We lay down more or less together and tried to sleep and at some point we actually did. The cloying closeness was one of the two things that woke me up. Secondly, she had edged very close to me in her sleep. " "Of course not, Rube" I replied. "Ruby… Ruby… wake up Little One", I whispered. Ruby had shed the hot bathrobe at some point during her nap and she was only wearing the black bikinis that she had on underneath her robe. It was a peaceful scene and one that I enjoyed for a full two minutes as I came to my senses. The main thing that had woken me up, however, was that in her sleep she had reached into my shorts and was holding my very hard ding-dong in her hand. It’s just getting dark". She wasn’t holding it tightly, just as one might hold onto an umbrella. Ruby opened her eyes and blinked into the darkness. She seemed to disbelieve her own hand. "What am I doing, you ask", I said in reply. Ruby removed her hand from my penis as if it had burnt her hand. "I’m terribly sorry, Jack. I gently nudged Ruby who was snoring softly in an ever so cute girly way. Ten seconds later she appeared to become aware that her right hand gripped my hard cock. "Wasser time" she asked, blinking? I don’t know how that could have happened". At that she jumped from the bed. I woke you up, didn’t I? I might ask you the very same question. I guess you did wake me. "What are you doing", she asked me in confusion? Let’s get something to eat. "You mightn’t believe this, Ruby, but I didn’t mind in the least", I said with a grin. "Anyway, you could have told me that I was touching you", she accused. Neither of us changed into anything more substantial than what we were wearing in bed. He also provided two massive buckets of fresh water, soap and toothbrushes and toothpaste. " Ruby asked as she cleaned up the empty sardine tins. I located the manager and he rustled up a dozen tins of sardines. I’m terribly sorry", she said as she stared at the bulge in my underpants in the gloom. "Not sure what you are going to do, but I shall have a whore’s bath and wash my few remaining clothes. We didn’t really have anything anyway. Ruby lifted an armpit, sniffed and winced. I smell a bit, and not to put a fine point on it, so do you, Rube". Once I was as clean as I could get, I washed all of my clothes and boxer shorts in the bucket with the remaining water. I then blew out the candle, stripped naked and washed myself completely out of the big bucket. I stood live naked girl chat, clean and momentary coolish in the slight breeze coming in from the broken windows. She took the bucket over to the corner of the room, and I could hear her removing her grotty and, no doubt, smelly black bikinis. Ruby and I ate the fish stabbing each morsel with a fork in the light of a single candle. As I keep saying, it was stinking hot and even the night had not changed the temperature all that much. "Good idea", she said. "Did you put your boxers back on", she asked me? I walked over to where Ruby had been sitting in the dark and gave her a big bucket of fresh water for herself. "Because they are wet, and for the moment they are clean and drying. I heard her splashing about with the water and the supplied cake of soap. Is it possible that we ditch the whole nervous virgin thing? "So, Jack, you are on the bed naked? I want to put them on clean tomorrow fresh", I answered her question. I then heard her giving her bikini and good going over with the soap until they were apparently clean enough to pass the sniff test. I felt her climb onto her side of the bed. Ruby must have arrived at the same sort of conclusion herself because she stumbled about in the darkness hanging her wet bathers on a chair to dry. "For god’s sake, its night time, and its pitch black. "Goodnight Ruby", I replied. I was naked and was aware that a beautiful girl was lying beside me also naked. I just want to make myself as comfortable as I can under the circumstances. Feel free to get dressed in your wet bikini if you like. That knowledge screws up your thinking. She turned on her side facing me. Sleep was a very long time coming. It was still a bit dark when I woke up. I set up one of the buckets after first filling a couple of bottles for drinking water. I felt quite refreshed. One thing puzzled me – it was obvious that once again my hard cock was wrapped in Ruby’s hand. In the faint morning light I could see her beautiful b-cup breasts, I saw the slight swell of her belly and the fine wispy tangles between her legs. If there had have been the slightest light I would have seen that glorious body in full. The grip was slightly different from before. "Morning Jack", she said. I looked up towards her sleeping face only to discover that her eyes were wide open. My cock gave an involuntary twitch. "How are you feeling", I asked. "Goodnight Jack" she said. "Look Jack", she said removing her hand from my dick so that she could explore my balls. "Well, I’m feeling you at the moment", she said without even a hint of a grin. "You are a very sweet guy", but that’s not why I’m doing this". "And, you have been taking very good care of me, but that’s not why I’m doing this either". "Ok, then", I asked her to continue. "Please don’t take this the wrong way, Ruby", but what the hell"? "Eh… Morning Rube", I replied. "Why are you doing this then"? And you are an amazing hunk of naked man meat, particularly for an old guy", she teased. After the longest time I drifted off. "And you saved me from the cyclone, but that’s not why I doing this either". " "I’m 31", she told me, as I pushed her onto her back. "Because" she said, rubbing my shaft, "I am incredibly, annoyingly, frustratingly aroused. I then opened Ruby’s legs and got in between them. "For God’s sake, Ruby", I asked whilst fondling a tempting tit. I’m 40, you are, what… maybe 30? If you do it correctly, her pussy kind of grips the length of your cock and the head nestles against her clitoris. Do not do it, although every neve in your body will want to do it at this point. For any young guys reading this, here is an old soldier’s trick. Instead, in tiny movements, slide up and down her cleft, her pussy will grip you on the outside. Lie on top of your gal in the missionary position and with your hardness wedged against her wet cleft. Hardly moving a muscle, I glanced over at Ruby. It is natural, so this is why you will resist her, and resist your own instincts. "Jack, please… please fuck me". You will want to sink your hardness into her supple body, and what’s more she will begin to ache for your cock. I licked and sucked and sometimes nibbled. Instead, I lowered myself down to her wetness and devoured her with my mouth. The more you masturbate her with your hard wet cock, the more she will melt. Occasionally I went deep into her hole with my tongue, and sometimes I barely flicked her clitoris with it. Every slippery slide eventually ends at the clitoris and she will soon feel the dull ache in her cunt. That’s what I did to Ruby and that’s why she started to quiver. My cock underneath me was hard, but ignored. Ruby was in a state of absolute pleasure that meant control had passed her by. I lifted her arse and rimmed her back passage with my tongue and she began making noises that were hardy human. Ruby kept muttering, "please", but at that point I don’t think that even she knew what she wanted. I used my fingers to good effect as I used my mouth. Still, like a trooper I tongue-fucked the beautiful Ruby as she convulsed. At length, she came hard as my tongue was inside her. My mouth kept at her salty cunt trying to make her guess what would happen next. Her juices smeared all over my face. And, as her orgasm began to subside, I moved up and spread her legs wide apart and buried my cock deep inside her. Her arse was moving under my mouth as if it was on wheels. By now Ruby had enough control to add to the proceedings in her own way. I rejoiced in the scent of her cunt. She moved with a counter thrust that drove me crazy. The slight sucking sound her cunt made around my cock only increased the senses for me. I looked up at that point and she was squeezing her own left nipple. I had the sight, smell, the feel and now the sound of rough glorious sex with this creature. In fact, her orgasm was so sudden and so violently her right knee smacked painfully into the side of my head. Still resist her and her legs will lock you tight, resist further and she will try and maneuverer her backside to try and guide your cock inside her vulva. At that moment I came too, spurting hot gluggy shots of semen deep inside her body. I grabbed one of her hands and placed it on her clit. As Ruby’s head tucked itself into my neck, she arched her back, her fingers flicking her clitoris like a demented guitarist and she orgasmed in a series of violent thrusts. I made soft grunts with every sweaty thrust of my hips until I had no more to give. She began rubbing herself in time with our thrusts and in short order she began to cum for a second time and I decided to allow myself release too. I pounded her silky pussy with both deep and shallow strokes. She gently tussled my hair and pressed down hard with her legs against my backside forcing me deeper into her vulva and squeezing the last ounces of cum from my cock and into her willing body. I lay still hard and deep inside Ruby as both of us fought for breath in the hot stuffy hotel room. "I think that this will all have to go into my report to the consulate? " she said, as she nibbled my ear.

[aberaham]

Wombling Wednesday

- 10. may 2017 -

Heya Guys 'n' Gals,

as announced here's the belated Mumbling. If you wonder why I haven't uploaded it on Tuesday, I figured it would be best on Wednesday. Tuesday is already an update on the comic and Wednesday is free. Also yesterday I was just way too tired to concentrate. So to not waste more words, here it is: a little update about my vacation on Tenerife.

An Island with black Beaches

Before the vacation, I was quite excited for a week on an Island. Though, right before boarding the plane a bit fear struck me. All the things what could happen while in air rushed through my head. I wasn't on a plane since I was a little kid and as a kid, you don't think about stuff like that. But we lifted off easily and landed safely. But after the vacation, I think I'm still a bit afraid of flying. Not as afraid that I never board a plane again, but as afraid that I have a nervous heartbeat while starting and landing.

Anyway, on the first day, we only went for Dinner. On the next, we went for one of the most known attractions on Tenerife: the Loro Parque. As an Island with almost no wildlife, it has as a magnificent Animal Park. First, we looked at the Penguins, which are Emptys favorite Animals. There were so many and they had a beautiful compound, with water, hills and even snowing spots. They were mixed and my favorite penguin type was in there as well. But they were smaller than I thought tho'.

After that, we stumbled into the sea lion show. My imagination of shows like that was worse than the actual show. I thought We were gonna see sad Sea Lions which do stuff on command, but they seemed playful and friendly with their trainers. Also in the shows we saw, Sea Lions, Dolphins and Orcas, we also got educated about the respective animal. They also stated that they care very well for those animals and also have a charity to which the visitors can take part.

Overall the park felt very genuine und friendly towards their animals which made me quite happy for those. We couldn't see everything in that park since it is very big and not every animal was out at that time. But I was missing some more monkeys. We saw Gorillas and Chimpanzees, but no smaller monkey or apes. But I got my monkey fix in another Animal Park at our last day, but more to that later.

Over the rest of the week me more or less explored the Island. We went up to Mount Teide in hope to see the Vulcano close up but the Wind was too strong for the cable car ride. Then we explored the reservoir and looked at the interesting landscape and some kool rocks. In the morning we wanted to have a beach day since it was quite sunny. But after we came back from breakfast it was suddenly cloudy over the whole Island. Almost every day was like that. Only on the evening, it cleared up again. Anyway the next day we got out of the Hotel a bit earlier to go to the beach for the first time. In anticipation that clouds will close out the sun again, we went to the beach of Puerto de la Cruz. The city hade some interesting shops and nice architecture. But our day at the black beach was partly sunny so we stayed there some hours more than expected. But nobody was allowed into the water since the waves were too high that day. It was awesome to look at but sad that we couldn't go for a swim.

The days after that we went to some cities and explored the island in the south some more. On Sunday we decided to have another try at the beach. This time we went to the north. And the name of the day was literal. The sun was shining as no other day. And we were able to go into the water.

Our last day was an adventure. First of we had issues with the rental car. We had to pay in cash and because of that, we needed to be back at the counter to get back the security deposit. Since our flight went at six in the morning we had to check out of the hotel one day early and spend the night at the airport. So we had a second try on mount Teide but the wind was even stronger than the last time and we left quite early. With no particular goal, we drove around the south a bit and came along another Animal Park. To pass the time we went. First, it seemed interesting since the Animal  Compounds were open. The first thing we saw were Eagles in the open, only a fence separating the visitors from the animals. But after walking around for a while and looking a bit closer, we saw the birds were constricted by a two-meter lead on their legs.  Also, the Compounds looked too small for the animals. One big bird of prey had a 2x2 compound, the sea lions had several pools maybe 5 meters long each. In addition that it was almost closing time and the animals didn't do much, it felt very sad and disappointing. Only a few compounds kept us looking. One had a group of meerkats, which were very cute and another one which I was very excited about was the Capuchin Monkeys. They are my absolute favorite kind of monkeys. One of them was just amazing. He juddered on their tree the whole time like a lunatic. It was just funny and I wanted to take him home.

Then we went for Dinner one last time in Las Christianos. The city is a pure Hotel City but still somewhat beautiful. We spend the until dawn in the city. We didn't do something interesting expect to look for Pokémon in Pokémon Go. Surprisingly,  there weren't as much Water Pokés like on the rest of the Island, but Rock and Fire Types. I collected so much new Pokés for my Dex while being on Tenerife. And yes I am one of those who still plays it. Not as often as everyone else on the release but on and off, here and there. After all, I was in a new region so I had to see some new Pokés and get me a new starter, which was Totodile obviously.

And now, to finish the whole thing up, here's a colored pencil drawing I did while waiting the 6 hours on the airport of some Parrots in the Loro Parque.

I wanted to challenge me with new tools and learn how to use them better and learn more about color. I haven't perfected it yet. I did one drawing before that of a mountain range in the Mount Teide reservoir, but I realized I don't have the right colors with me. I needed more desaturated ones, instead, I had a rainbow in my pocket. So I decided to draw the Parrots later.

Keep your desks clean

Abe