#I GOT HANDED AN AYN RAND SANDWICH STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN IT TASTED SO BLAND

[tazaryoot]

communist simulator

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

no one:

absolutely not a single being:

my brain for the past week: I GOT HANDED AN AYN RAND SANDWICH STRAIGHT FROM A CAN, IT TASTED SO BLAND

[psychotroniccity]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich

Straight from a can, it tasted so bland

I asked a lass to pass me a glass

Of Engel's Conditions of the Working Class

im so mad bc “atlas shrugged” is such a raw fucking title. thats an EXCELLENT name for a book. a man holding the weight of the entire world on his shoulders is so moved by his disdain for the current state of things that he exerts the force to shrug. indifference to the nth degree. that’s fucking metal. then you read it and it’s just about hating poor people.

[barfcoloredsox]

I should have learned my lesson after they killed Kamina but no I fell into the trap again THEYRE TRYING TO KILL ME I KNOW IT

[soggybottomboysvevo]

everybody knows they might be giants for the istanbul song which is fine, but I really think it undercuts that their actual funniest lyric of all time is "i got handed an ayn rand sandwich straight from the can, it tasted so bland"

[bukbot]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich straight from the can, it tasted so bland

With.

[homosexuality]

no offense but i got handed an ayn rand sandwich straight from a can it tasted so bland and tbh i asked a lass to pass me a glass of engels conditions of the working class :/

[tmbgareok]

Brand new from Dial-A-Song: The Communists Have The Music

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich straight from a can it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass of Engel’s Conditions of the Working Class right away they dragged me to the committee to explain my un-American activity they’re gonna see they made a mistake if they’d only let me play my mixtape I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be I don’t need a rationale to sing the Internationale I only need to plug in the headphone jack so I can listen to my backing track I’m not jealous of the zealous or anarchics with guitar picks and the fascists have their outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music yes the communists have the music oh the communists have the music I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music

[theygotlost]

friendly reminder that I got handed an ayn rand sandwich straight from the can it tasted so bland

[timemachineyeah]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich straight from a can it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass of Engel’s Conditions of the Working Class

right away they dragged me to the committee to explain my un-American activity they’re gonna see they made a mistake if they’d only let me play my mixtape

I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music

I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be

I don’t need a rationale to sing the Internationale I only need to plug in the headphone jack so I can listen to my backing track

I’m not jealous of the zealous or anarchics with guitar picks and the fascists have their outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music yes the communists have the music oh the communists have the music

I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be

I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music

(in true communist fashion, this song is free but you have to join a mailing list)

[theculturedmarxist]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich straight from a can it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass of Engel’s Conditions of the Working Class right away they dragged me to the committee to explain my un-American activity they’re gonna see they made a mistake if they’d only let me play my mixtape I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be I don’t need a rationale to sing the Internationale I only need to plug in the headphone jack so I can listen to my backing track I’m not jealous of the zealous or anarchics with guitar picks and the fascists have their outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music yes the communists have the music oh the communists have the music I hear a melody and just as suddenly I know who I’m supposed to be I’m not partial to the martial or the plutocrats in their beaver hats and the fascists have the outfits but I don’t care for the outfits what I care about is music and the communists have the music

[tittytheif]

But I got handed Ayn rand sandwich straight from the can it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass of ingles conditions of the working class right away they dragged me to the committee to explain my un-American activitie but honestly they made a mistake they only let me play my mixtapes

don’t pass the they might be giants girl the aux cord she’ll just blast istanbul was constantinople now it’s istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone constantinople now it’s a turkish delight on a moonlit night every gal in constantinople lives in istanbul not constantinople so if you’ve a date in constantinople she’ll be waiting in istanbul even old new york was once new amsterdam why they changed it i can’t say people just liked it better that way so take me back to constantinople no you can’t go back to constantinople been a long time gone constantinople why did constantinople get the works that’s nobody’s business but the turks

[forgottenbones]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich

Straight from the can, it tasted so bland

I asked a lass to pass me a glass

Of Engels' Conditions of the Working Class

Right away they dragged me to the committee

To explain my un-American activity

They're gonna see they made a mistake

If they'd only let me play my mixtape

They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have the Music

[socialistexan]

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich

Straight from the can, it tasted so bland

I asked a lass to pass me a glass

Of Engels' Conditions of the Working Class

Right away they dragged me to the committee

To explain my un-American activity

TMBG has a new BANGER out