#I GET DISTRACTED

[talesfromthecrypts]

Rainn Wilson as Bill Hudley in House of 1000 Corpses

[doggerell]

aromantic moments of all time I keep writing sex where these mother fuckers arent kissing. why does no one ever kiss before fucking in my fics HELLO???

[number1abbasupporter]

anytime i write an interaction between lily, james, and regulus in my fic i have to tread carefully bc almost everytime it gets close to turning into jegulily

[goldtealeaves]

Finally finished my little guy!

[arahea]

Are you stalking me on my selfship blog, missy? Swear you be liking my posts faster than lightning strikes the ground /lh

Is it really stalking if I'm just being supportive 🤭💕💅💅

Besidesss you're the only one liking my posts 💅 gotta be supportive of my only fan 😩 /j

[nofuckingbody]

my fave thing about the “touch me and you’ll never be alone” line is the double entendre of it. it could be interpreted as “i’m so in love and going to be attached at your hip” and then the “i hope you know this relationship is you, me and the media because they will not leave me alone”

RIGHT!!!!!!! its so genius im mad at myself for not seeing this way before. its incredible, i never looked too much into it and BOOM found a gold mine

[too--true]

Rachel is marrying Finn after years of playing the 'will they won't they' game and chooses Quinn to be her maid of honour.

They spend every waking moment together, planning and arranging while Finn stays back and lets the girls do what they do, because every time he tries to help Rachel tells him he has no idea what he's doing. But Quinn does. Quinn knows exactly how to make any wedding perfect.

After all , she's been planning her own since the second she met Rachel.

[nylonelectric-blog]

Every few years I log on to tumblr, update my profile pic, read my old posts and tell myself I’ll start posting again.

Then I close the app and return again a few years later.

It’s a sacred cycle.

[kensatou]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[julia-writes-things]

set out to write more of the fanfic because that’s the most underdeveloped one I have. I proceeded to make playlists for my book characters. BOOK CHARACTERS.

[guooey]

they are like beautiful tropical birds to me

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[blaackbiird]

wondering why my hand is so shake after my nape -> realizing i haven't eaten a damn thing since lunch yesterday

huh

i should fix that

[smallchaoscryptid]

i need to work on fics but catch me doing anything else

[catmask]

SNAPDEX: DAY 11 | DEX 327

shake it this way, shake it that way, stir it all around...

[wykonii]

They’re having a nerd-off