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laurentlemonke · 7 months ago

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Ok so I wanna talk about trans stuff, so here we go.

I'm very "binary" I guess in terms of my experience with gender. I'm also pretty gender conforming when it comes to expression.

Not everyone fits this model of course, and if you don't, I think you're rad as fuck and I'm giving you this slice of watermelon: 🍉

#trans #transgender #lgbt #feminine trans guys #masculine trans girls #and everyone in between and outside #i wish you a nice day #and if you don't like watermelon or are allergic #first of sucks to be you lol #but second of all you're still chill #and you're free to choose any other fruit of your liking #or vegetable #or whatever #we don't discrimate here #except against peas #i fucking hate peas #fuck peas #pea exclusionary radical transgenda

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hiro-doodlez · 1 year ago

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PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY...

#I FUCKING HATE PEAS

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testimonypops · 2 years ago

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So like, whoever decided that putting peas in chicken and vegetable spicy curry has obviously never felt happiness in life before

Like what do your stupid fuckin peas add to the spicy curry? Nothing, the carrots were more delicious than your fuckin peas and I don’t really like carrots because their too fucking sweet,

I would personally like to beat up whoever decided peas and spicy chicken and vegetables curry was a good fuckin combo, I hope your sinuses get invaded by scorpions

#shitposting #ig #I fucking hate peas #curry too spicy ow

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peapod20001 · 6 months ago

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oh btw. if you were to redraw any of the old SF stuff I'd want you to redraw this one bc I really like it

Yea <3 teehee

A lot changes in 3 years…

#ask #pea art #digital art #oc Felix #oc Mason #my art #my ocs #ocs #oc #my oc #my characters #original character #original characters #*looks at them looks at them looks at them*#oouuggghhhhhhhhhhh. big boy man fuzzy freckles #how do I explain. their expressions say ‘I fucking hate you’ but also ‘tongue battle now’#it’s funny cus. it’s not centered cus. Mason is just very *big*#and I am not sorry about it!

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maliciousalice · 4 months ago

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People thinkin' they're being funny or whatever by posting 't*vix's blood' on recent my piece.

MAYBE---think hard---it's about what guilt can do to the mind;- the weight of a complex and rare situation of a female in command of a doomed ship and she has lost people , that she cares deeply about, because of the decision she made to strand them. Idk like the narrative???

#this space is so killable i could phaser so many #its in the fucking show jesus #people up here either writing huge character pieces based on their own biases instead of doing any kind of real world research / reflection #OR people on the internet straight up being pea brained fools i hate it lmao go away #imagine y'know watching a show and idk actually understanding it instead of being a fucking FOOL #i dont mind jokes. joking is good. but actually put some fucking thought in them #like imagine if you know you have finite amount of people on the ship and they're all important all have lives and personality and youre #failing them how would you feel what would the gravity of her situation actually be like #that's Night baby

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p4nishers · 1 year ago

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can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE #swan UPON leda #god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH #i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led #is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please #whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women #getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain #like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally #nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN #getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified #jesus ANYWAY #hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else #he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also #as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me #bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn #outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets #reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape #at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see #you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc #he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and #i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me #the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC #AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when #she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a #child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody #cared about that or cares now. but this song does.#bc of course it does it's hozier.#hozier #swan upon leda

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blunderpuff · 1 month ago

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THE WORST SANDWICH I'VE EVER EATEN IN MY LIFE WAS FROM A SCHLOTZKY'S IN FORT COLLINS, COLORADO

#it was years ago btw #but it's still my benchmark for culinary rot that i paid money for #like... have i personally made food in my home kitchen that was arguably awful? YES. in fact there's 1 portion of that tortellini soup #in my freezer RIGHT NOW (if ucking hate tortellini. i never should have bought that shit)#BUT! the Schlotzky's Sandwich (derogatory of the utmost disdain) was you know. Food From A Restaurant (And Overpriced To Boot)#and paying like $9 for the shittiest fucking sandwich the world has ever encountered? that's WAY worse than making food at home that #turns out the be bad. (i paid less than $9 for the tortellini and chx stock and the aglio e olio spice and peas. AND i got 5 portions!)#nothing brought this on btw. i just happened to randomly remember The Worst Sandwich I Ever Ate And It Was In Fort #Collins Before The Pandemic And Despite Everything That's Happened Since Then... I Still Remember That Absolute Rubbish.#i ordered something adventurous at a restaurant i'd never been to and my intrepid anthony bourdain-ing was NOT rewarded by #my curiosity. ''this isn't AS BAD as Schlotzky's Infamously Wretched Sandwich... but it's in the neighborhood!''#meanwhile i took a chance on THEE funkiest lil sushi place i've ever seen and-- despite the price YIKES-- it was excellent #i should leave them a review #and now for something completely different

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chiefblossom · 2 months ago

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eating a whole bag of Bombay mix :3

AND WHY IS THERE GODDAMN PEAS.

#bombay #bombay mix #I HATE PEAS #fuck peas #ugh peas #like why do peas exist #pea lovers dni #pea #shitpost #shit post #fire text #fire #text png

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dewberrybramble · 5 months ago

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God- had a moment earlier today-

#so I figured out I had a crush on one of my bfs head mates #that mfs kid was in front #and he’s made it his sworn duty to wingman us #so he fucking drags the guy #into front #and thAT FUCKER #DOESNT SAY A THING UNTIL IVE FULLY CONFESSED MY CRUSH #AND MY BUDDY CHECKS TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS PEEPING #yknow so I can know who actually knows about my crush #AND THIS #THIS WONDERFUL #HORRIBLE #STUPID ASS MAN #FUCKING SWEET LIL PEA #(I hate him so much I wanna kiss him he’s so annoying and I never want anything bad to happen to her again)#SHE JUST DROPS THAT SHE LOVES ME BACK #AND THEN HE LEAVES #we aren’t dating cuz he’s actually smart and wants to take it slow #which honestly I’m thankful for #I like what we have #she’s my best friend #BUT #SHE WAS JUST. HIDING. IN FRONT #AND AAAAA #anyway I’m still blushing so hard omg #[redacted] I love you #you know who you are #personal

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yatiso · 24 days ago

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making split pea soup at 1130 pm

#🫶#it gona be another hr ish but i have a feelin its gona be tasty as FUCK #everyone hates on the mighty pea.. but its one of my fave veggie…

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fuwaprince · 1 year ago

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#waiting ever so patiently for ppl to fall asleep so that I can microwave some mashed potatoes...#in the past two days I have not had enough food #yeah that's all the time and yes the calorie deficit is kicking my ass #but fuck I am so hungry rn and have been since early this morning #once ppl are in bed I'm going to warm up potatoes and peas #pls godoka let there be a little more for me #in my own place I'll be able to use the bathroom and eat food whenever I want #I won't even have to expect shame #I won't worry about earning my food by working my ass off for someone else #I'll just get to eat when I want and in peace not in the dark and as quiet as a mouse #I'll light myself a candle because why not and help myself to homemade soups #i really want to cook for some reason but using the kitchen pisses ppl off bc they can hear the sounds of my existence #i hate that if i don't do enough to them that they think i just lose the right to eat bc they perceive me as a waste of resources #i stood up all night and wandered around crying over the same old same old... came home at like 5am #i let myself sleep in and ik they think i haven't contributed enough to earn any food today #“what good is a man if he only eats and sleeps?”#that's all they see #trying not to smoke and trying to cope in other ways like writing about it #at least school is tomorrow and I'll get to see my dear profs again #i cried reading their happy thanksgiving messages over email last night

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rainingincale · 1 year ago

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#a big part of why pitbulls are treated so horrendously and have such a bad perception in media etc ties directly to racism but people are #too pea brained to have that conversation 🙃#just saw a brief clip of a woman on gmb and that stupid fucking 'dog expert' and the fucking language he is using “gangster hip hoppers”#fucking fuming #almost wanna answer those asks ive never replied to talking about all this #but idgaf enough #heres my stance in case anyone cares #dogs need to be more responsibly bred and owners need to have higher standards and punishment for their dogs behaving badly #shoving the blame Solely on the dog when we've inbreed them to fuck is stupid #and this is about all dog breeds #stop allowing dogs with short limbs and flat faces etc to be inbred #fucking hate it here #le text post #i actually could say so much more but im stopping for the sake of my sanity dhdghdj

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shoezuki · 2 years ago

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my parents THOUGHT they didnt like indian food because like. their experiences were basically limited to the random curries offered at white boring restaurants or canned curries. but recently i made a butter chicken recipe for dinner that they fuckign LOVED. like straight up my mom was obsessed w it and wanted the recipe i found. unfortunately i had to make some adjustments cuz at the time i didnt have much money to buy some things n didnt have the time to go to one of the indian grocers in my town.

but now im like. i have discovered a new Cooking Goal to make more dopeass indian and south asian dishes as authentically as i can. cuz its fuckign good and i already have an established love for japanese/chinese and other asian foods but havent delved too far into indian foods beyond like. pakoras and samosas.

but the issue im having is that me and my mom have WILDLY different tastes in foods and spice levels and many vegetables. like i love peas but they make her nauseous. i love a good spicey kick but shes not partial to it. i cant stand peppers or onions or mushrooms, she loves all those. its a fucking battle

#ignore me #i just had a really good matar paneer for lunch was wantin to make it for dinner some time #but then i was like. fuck she hates peas #might see if i could do chickpeas instead? idk if she likes those. or if my mom has had em lshglshg #but that might jus end up being a different dish entirely #its difficult because like. you cant properly make substitutions or replacements to dishes without being familiar with them at their core #but i dont want to make something that would tick off my moms issues with peas #like other things shes fine. but peas in particular is literally a trigger for my mom. altho she'd never call it that lmao #but i wouldnt wanna do that to her #but fuck i love peas dude.

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peapod20001 · 11 months ago

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mmmm secret new year's... (I forgot his new name sorry </3)

Yeah…. Landon doesn’t exactly love his sisters all that much…

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cacy11 · 1 year ago

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shitting myself

#pvz #to be clear i have mastered this character and have reload and dmg upgrades #but holy fuck. its like the best ive ever performed in a garden warfare match. highest streak ever but I think ive managed more kills #proper 12+ minute gnome bomb match. I hope everyone hated me #I lost the streak to a toxic pea and the kills were like 6-3 I lost my MIND

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meezer · 1 year ago

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whenever I'm mad I print out a picture of darius from sims urbz and yell at him

#even as a kid I fucking hated that character. found him insufferable. still do.#Why do we need some random mentor figure WHY EVEN BRING ON THE BLACK EYED PEAS THEN #I'm sorry but him being likeable and cool never really comes across in the ps2 game. maybe it does in the handheld version

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