#I CANT STAND THEM
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obsessed with the way blitzø instinctively puts stolas closer when he tries to open up and be honest with him 😭
#i cant stand them#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers#stolas goetia#stolas x blitz#blitzø#stolitz
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small comforts☀️
#*horrific puking noises*#i cant STAND THEM#i love them so much they own my heart and soul i cant take it sOMEBODY SEDATE ME#shes ok in that bottom doodle btw he’s just aggressive with affection and grooming sometimes ok shes used to it#godzilla#mothra#kaiju#mosugoji#mothzilla#my art
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pretty much
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“DID YOU MISS ME?”
“Once. Now my aim is better.”
#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#these two make me SICK#i cant stand them#tumblr exclusive caption bc this is the only website that lets me fuckin CAPITALIZE#i meant italicize fuck#goodnigjt
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thinking about college!art inviting patrick to spend the night at his campus apartment
and when patrick arrives and sees you (art’s roommate) on the couch, he’s completely bewildered by how fucking hot you are.
“how could you not hit that?” he murmurs lowly and cheekily into art’s ear as the blonde shows him around the apartment unit
art just scoffs and shakes his head and pushes patrick’s shoulder roughly
“don’t. she’s nice and we have a good thing going. she does the dishes and i take out the trash,” he explains, “i’m not gonna ruin that.”
but patrick can’t stop thinking about you and your body and the way you waved to him when he walked in and set his bags down.
it’s all muddled in his head. and he slowly but surely coaxes art into divulging more information about you throughout the afternoon and early evening.
“yeah, she’s single.”
“yeah, she’s openminded.”
“yeah, she’s adventurous.”
somehow the night ends with the three of you on the couch in the living room; drinking and watching a stupid horror movie.
you all laugh and point and make comments about the main character’s faults. and then patrick’s hand is on your left thigh, and art’s is on your other. and then you’re all kissing; a clash of tongue and teeth and heavy breathing. and then they’re both messily grasping at your shirt and your pajama bottoms, tugging them off and tossing them aside as they groan into your neck and your mouth.
in the next instant, patrick is flipping you over and positioning you on your hands and knees on the cushions, your head facing art’s crotch while your ass is being grinded against by the front of the brunette’s tented shorts.
one torn-open wallet condom later, and patrick is actively thrusting into your sopping cunt while he holds your hips and watches your hands fumble with the tie of art’s sweatpants
art’s hips lift as he pushes his bottoms down, along with his boxers, and then he’s gently coaxing your head down to suck his cock while his best-friend fucks you senseless from behind
you’re moaning around the precome and aching flesh throbbing in your mouth, but you suck art until he whimpers and comes down your throat with a sharp, shaky moan; hips jolting and accidentally forcing more of himself inside as he gushes and you swallow
patrick finishes in the condom not even ten seconds later, spurred on by the sound of art’s release and the way your core clenches around him, and he’s groaning heavily as his length floods the latex. his body curls in forward, his chest against your back, and he reaches down to squeeze your tits in his palms as he shudders out the last waves of his high
art had potentially changed (ruined?) his platonic roommate relationship with you forever, but patrick had gotten his fill. and art had too, even if he didn’t want to admit it. he’d been pining for long enough, and all he needed was a push from his former doubles partner to give in.
art thinks it was worth it.
#🩷 - thirsts#i cant stand them#urgh#they're in my brain at all times#also#working on asks + a new fic tn !#art donaldson fic#patrick zweig fic#art donaldson smut#patrick zweig smut#challengers smut#art donaldson x you#patrick zweig x you#art donaldson x reader#patrick zweig x reader
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whats WRONG with these two oughdhdhhhd i cant stand them grgrhehshegrhdbsbs mushes them into a paste repeatedly
i havent drawn ship art that ISN'T a selfship in actual ages lol
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#vox#hazbin hotel vox#staticradio#fanart#radiostatic#vox x alastor#alastor x vox#screams at them so loudly#i cant stand them
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Guys you're in a huge room, and Oliver, did you choose to sitting at arm's length from Ryan while this video filmed
#i cant stand them#im giggling so hard#i love winning#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ryan guzman#oliver stark#ryliver#911 abc
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easy to leech off others when you're this cute I guess 🤷🏼♀️
#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#only friends series#only friends cast#gmmtv#DJKFHDS but why is this me though#also khao immediately coming through like im not bothered!!!! 🥺#theyre just so 😭😭😭#i cant stand them#also this is a very Ray type of behavior from him#princess First coming through#loml#🧡
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little friends
#theyre so cute#i cant stand them#qsmp#qsmp art#qsmp eggs#qsmp empanada#qsmp pepito#qsmp sunnysideup#qsmp fanart#art#artists on tumblr#cabbycat art
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what do you mean windows95man played carpe diem at their gig and said it was a request by someone, and that this was conveniently at the same gig Jere was at what do you mean
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I cannot STAND THEM!!!!
when I’m a I’m in love with my best friend who won’t give up on me competition and my opponent is reaper overwalk
#overwatch#reaper overwatch#soldier 76#reaper76#r76#overwatch fanart#I cant stand them#they wuv each other#and they were both boys#mwah mwah
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Kinda older doodle, had to cope after the 6th year incident
#marauders#maraders era#sirius black#remus lupin#remus x sirius#wolfstar#sirius being sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius x lupin#i cant stand them
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Yall.......
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thinking about how shinran first reunion is also heishin first meeting
thinking about how heikazu first meaningful symbol introduction (omamori) is also the one where heiji gave the romantic symbol up for shinichi
they keep hijacking each others romantic episodes
#heishin#i cant stand them#i keep forgetting the Diplomat Murder Case is also a shinran episode 😭 heishin brain disease#its fine some shinran fans do the same and accidentally gloss over the heishin part of that episode#shipper brain disease fr#no hate to shinran and heikazu btw im a polycule believer#just thinks its funny how the episodes which is vital canon ship material is also the one where heishin fans get their food from
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screaming buggy and shanks are so DFLKJSDF THEY WERE TALKING FOR TWO SECONDS and already buggy yelling at him like theyre an old couple shanks giving him THOSE SMIRKS SHANKS WHAT IS THAT I FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU ARE STOP
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petes ass in the mirror really ties this pic together
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