#I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

[dindjarindiaries]

Now that this article is live... I can share that Brendan has no doubt about Pedro being in the movie!

I've known this, but it is, of course, nice to hear about it from someone like Brendan. His exact words on it are in this article!

[veggie-dailies]

Described below cut!

On-screen description: Goldie's Hogbottom Lard, as sung by the Chiswick Crooners, was written by Cavis and Millward at the beginning of their jingle-writing career. The Chiswick Crooners were sacked after their first performance of Goldie's Hogbottom Lard. End on-screen description.

Song description: A folksy arrangement with multiple harmonies, harmonica, washboard, and a low brass instrument. Radio static is audible in the background. End song description.

Lyrics:

It's Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

It tastes so thick and rich

For it, your tongue will itch

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

'Tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

Oh, 'tis Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

So smooth and sweet to swaller (swallow)

You'll have it; you will holler

For Goldie's Hogbottom Lard

(Get yer [your] fine Goldie's!)

[pbnjloverman]

I was going to follow you but I got the 🇩🇴 flag in your bio.

I dont follow privilege white people who hate Haitians and black people😒

ur joking right?😭 did you just called me "privilege white person" girl i live in a third world country and im a black person😭😭

Y además, el hecho de que tenga la bandera dominicana en mi biografía no significa que odio a los haitianos. Solo tengo la bandera dominicana en mi biografía porque nací allí y vivo allí.

People love talking shit without knowing

Edit: wait did they just said that they got the dominican flag in their bio? What😭 if yall are gonna insult me atleast try to do it well

[songmingisthighs]

it's 2024 and i can't believe someone thought i was actually texting ateez 💀💀

[natsu-kage]

[rosevelvetcupcake]

True story, this 100% actually happened to me

[ek300-theprototype]

Chloe was gone for a few days because someone was kidnapped?

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

In the end, T. rex becomes this kind of Star Wars thing. People say, you know, like, "Wow, he's got a huge dick. Big guy! It's a very impressive dong!" It's crazy, it's kind of crazy.

(source)

"And it was like this. It was so big, like, you had this picture of a dinosaur. It looked like a dinosaur with a dick like a watermelon. And the only way I knew what a watermelon was was when I was like, 8 years old, and I went to this pool party or whatever it was, in this pool in the back with like all these girls, it was a summer thing or whatever, and I was just like, this huge thing, and it was so big, it was so huge."

"Yeah, it was, it was like this."

(source)

"You look like you've got a giant penis. You know? I don't know how you're going to play. You are this giant… I mean… It's the size of two cars."

(source)

[flameintheblacknight]

rewatching s1 of friendlocke to get back in the mood and.

god.  i almost forgot

13 minutes in, gerber is switched in, in a battle with multiple pokemon, to fight a shroomish (an early game grass-type) that it’s unlikely either other party member could take very well, and it very nearly turns bad after the shroomish critical hit.  derek has enough potions to heal him back up, but it’s a genuine brush with death that gets gerber to panic, and derek to reassure him.

and on a first viewing, you are immediately distracted by the fight being won and gootecks being mispronounced

but on a second.  well.  on my... ok tenth viewing and

all i can think about is the may fight where gerber dies.

because there, gerber is switched in, during a battle against multiple pokemon, to fight grovyle (the evolution of the grass-type starter), because no one else on the team would be capable of standing up to a leaf blade... and gerber only just is, and a single critical hit is enough to send him to red.

and derek’s got potions.  but not enough.  and they can’t heal enough.

and gerber fucking dies, while derek is trying to reassure him.

...y’know, maybe the real reason gerber survived the first instance this occurred is that mikey wasn’t there to make a fitting comment about it seconds before gerber died.

[kuroichi-93]

WHAT??? 😀

[nanakah]

*inhales* have I mentioned my pet "Osaragi's feelings for Ishigami are internalized heteronormativity/projecting, the one she is in love with is Miko" theory yet? That one might be next lol

[sunscreens-the-first]

I love telling my mum the weird and timey things that happen in doctor who and seeing her reaction especially when she asks if I'm making that shit up

Its my newest hobby

[redxluna]

I’d like to file this under “I don’t think we’re watching the same show”, if you don’t mind?

[katniss-evermeme]

Shout out to my geography textbook for not mentioning the name of a country’s former leader, instead choosing to refer to him as “a flamboyant dictator”.

I sure am getting a college education.

[azucar-skull]

I am Azúcar, god/deity of all of your moms

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[livingfictionsystem]

Another fun day at the hotel.

Another fun day at the hotel.

"Hello, can you confirm a reservation for our mutual guest?" This is important phrasing because it means they're a third party company, not a guest, and I can be mean to them if need be. They give me the name.

Me: "Oh. Sorry, it doesn't look like we have that reservation."

They give me the confirmation number. It comes up with an error message that it's not on property. This happens often, there's another hotel of the same name in Rochester, Minnesota. I start to explain this.

"Can you transfer me to the front desk?"

Me: "You're um. Speaking to them."

"Are you at the [HOTEL REDACTED] Rochester, downtown?"

Me: "Yes, Rochester, New York. I was explaining there is a Rochester in Minnesota. You likely reserved there."

"Can you search the name of the guest? (She spells it again.)"

Me: "I did. We do not have it."

She's aggressively spelling the reservation name at me now. "Have you found it yet?"

Me: "No, because we do not have that reservation."

"Transfer me to the receptionist at [HOTEL REDACTED.]"

Me: "You're speaking to them. But the reservation You're looking for is probably in Minnesota."

"Have you found it? I will spell the first name."

Me: "You can if you want to, but it won't help because we do not have--" She spells it at me. "Yeah, like I said, we do not have that reservation."

Her on the other end:

Her: "How is this possible? I have a confirmation for 225 Broadway, 55904."

An accurate depiction of me at the desk:

Me: "Yes, because that's in Minnesota. You've called New York."

"I need the confirmation on the guest's reservation please."

Me: "YOU'VE CALLED. THE WRONG. HOTEL."

I really do understand Basil Fawlty these days.

-Xanthe