#I BLAME YOU

[sig-got-a-gun]

learning Butch 4 Butch on piano and teaching myself how to sing it 👍

[delusionalme8]

Reading Hinny fics has set such high standards in my head of what a relationship should be like. 😭

[kristen-rollens]

Good Omens if it included Muppets: A Thread (Part 3)🧵

-Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Nina/Sister Mary Loquacious: I just love this ok

-Beaker as Maggie/Sister Theresa: I can picture Beaker yelling at Hastur after the AntiChrist is born😭

-Scooter as Muriel: If this isn’t perfect casting idk what is🥴

Now for some bonus ones just for funsies:

-Lesley the Delivery Man as Beauregard: You can’t lie this WORKS

Eric the Demon as Crazy Harry: Always discorporating themselves💥

Ok that’s all I got lol

@neil-gaiman

[thunderjackal]

despite only being on season 2 of tma i am already making my Jon playlist to prepare myself for tmagp. You see i hope if i can replicate exposure therapy i will not be emotionally devastated when the time comes

[writtenroses1813]

“Its easy to blame everyone else” no no, im blaming the right person

I’m blaming the one who introduced bullying to the neighboring kids. I’m blaming the one who made it popular to “pick on” me. I’m blaming the one who had the “bright idea” to lock me out or in places. I’m blaming the one who manipulated everyone and lied her way out of punishment. I’m blaming the one who made me cry myself to sleep. I’m blaming the one who peer pressured my sister away from me. I’m blaming the one who began the eight years of torture.

[tv1xx]

As much as I love this show, it’s REALLY annoying being a fan of this show. I mean, come on, MARCH 14TH? I’m willing to wait and what not but jeez, that’s disappointing. And for only 4 episodes.

[minibunz]

@sunsetdesire mentions black nitrile gloves once and I go from thinking I was just gonna get ready and go to bed- to wanting to get off again instead of sleeping

[hersheysmcboom]

If you valve your freedom, sign this now!

[boldlyqueertastic]

“can you feel me” by USS Queertastic

Bones has been dropping hints at Jim for years. He knew Jim reciprocated. But, it was time for more drastic action. And, to enlist Spock to get the message across.

A Spones to McSpirk reimagining of this infamous scene with Karl Urban from The Loft.

[iolaussharpe-24]

@waywardrose, @reallyrallyauthor, & @giorno-plays-piano why does this song make me think of your fics? Consistently??

You know what you did.

[holyguardian]

@kunselxsoldier | X

There was a certain type of comfort in hearing Kunsel's approaching footsteps. It wasn't like she had planned to pull him away from the comfort of the inn or the merriment of the group, but it also wasn't like she hadn't been hoping for the company.

Aerith's smile was bright when he reached her, full of warmth. Not quite the same as her more bubbly or playful smiles. It was the kind that reached her eyes and etched wrinkles into her skin, the kind that lingered.

He barely even got to sit down himself before she scooted closer. If he asked she might have teased that he were her personal heater, it had nothing to do with her mushy-feelings.

They had been through a lot together in their weeks of travel. Had it already been a month? More? It all seemed to blur, and yet here she was feeling just as boy-crazy as ever, and here Kunsel was somehow still as strong and steady by her side.

Aerith was pretty sure this was what love felt like. An 'I love you' didn't come easy from her. It felt like if she admitted it out loud then it too would be taken from her. So she said it in other ways.

That night it was hidden in her smile and the way she pressed a kiss to his clothed shoulder before her head rested there. His fingers intertwined with hers and she gave him a small squeeze.

There was a small silence after he spoke. For once she didn't race playfully into the conversation, or hold him at arms length by dancing around the subject. Instead she hummed a thoughtful tone.

"Didn't feel right." It was a simple admission. Something small, but to get that much out of her usually came after a great amount of trying to tug her mask down.

"For once everyone looks so carefree. I know it doesn't mean we don't have our troubles, but while it's this happy... I didn't want to bring the mood down." Aerith turned her head to look at him. "It's nothing serious. It's pretty silly, actually."

She exhaled a small sigh and she elaborated further. "An older woman said I was like a ghost from the past. She was rattled by seeing me, and the last thing she said was that she didn't want any trouble. I don't think she could have run any faster from me or that conversation, but I'm pretty sure she was talking about my birth mother. I have nothing to prove it, just a feeling... Maybe I finally connected to my natural Ancient wifi. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking."

[ask-andrew-montrose]

Thinking about butter, hbu?

[sanguinesorceress]

@lazraelbandtherion

[chipen]

ㅤㅤㅤ❝  sōsuke-  ❞  oh  how  it  nice  it  feels  up  here  -  for  once,  he  is  the  elevated  standard,  peering  down  at  his  former  lieutenant  with  the  contempt  of  a  man  who  had  over  100  years  to  seethe.  ❝  i  almost  forgot  how  good  ya  look  on  your  knees.  ❞  foot  to  chin,  forcing  that  handsome  face  upwards  so  one  dark  eye  might  meet  his  own,  ❝  how's  rock  bottom  feel?  nice  n'  cozy?  ❞

@venstm

[cow-smells]

My boyfriend was like "who was texting you all night :/" all concerned

Little does he know the endless notifications were from fanfics I write about characters he introduced me to

[viric-dreams]

Local tumblr user now owns Zubmariner.