#I Ain’t

[ivi-prism]

I’m being so brave rn <- waiting for bus standing up while cramps kick her ass and make her want to fold herself like a beach chair, keel over and stay there

[aer-arts]

joked about this with friends before but just remember that I can joke about it here

so have my fun little observations of a fandom phenomena I’ve dubbed the Sans Effect

Basically, the Sans Effect is when a character’s canon character gets lost in favor of fanon. The version of them that circulates the fandom/internet is basically a whole different character, and it gets to a point where you’ll play the game where they originate and go ‘wait a second, this character is actually interesting and I didn’t know’

essentially, headcanon telephone happens and the original character gets lost and usually done dirty

the main examples of this in my opinion are Sans Undertale and Nagito from Danganronpa

An honorable mention goes to Childe from Genshin Impact, haven’t been following the game for a while but when I did I feel like he got some dirty by the fans, yall were too horny

I also have a feeling Makoto from RainCode is gonna fall into this but let’s hope not

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[official-penis-posts]

Stop sexualising penises, they are for peeing >:(

Joke’s on you, we’re also sexualizing peeing

[thatsonehellofahabit]

giving the people (two people) what they want

[jsketch12]

I’M SORRY MOONLILY NATION I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL………

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

[han-ban-bam]

I Cannot be the only one who lingers on the balcony and Gazes upon Death. Surely. Honestly. Come on. Surely.

[camilleflyingrotten]

The Fallen Kings

Elendil and Gil-galad

[paper-starz]

Quiet comfort

This episode is making me go feral. Insane even.

[lambf4rm]

i prefer the term ‘artificial person’ myself

[underground-hip-hop-affiliated]

It’s cute when they think you that nigga, but I ain’t.

[magicicephoenix]

*waddles up to moon*

"hey wanna know something crazy?"

*I don't let him answer before I speak.*

"crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room-"

get snatched >:)

(prev)

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.