#Hydrapple slander

[fierykitten2]

Ranking every fully-evolved SV Pokémon based on how much I want them in UNITE and then doing the same for the fully-evolved XY Pokémon. Explaining the tiers:

Absolutely yes no question - these are the ones I’m desperate for in UNITE. If I knew how to and had the confidence I would lead a campaign for them to join. I was a little bit more relaxed in the XY version because I’ve never really considered Aromatisse or Slurpuff for UNITE but I think they would be very cool if they joined (Valiant I specifically put in the tier below because I’m more desperate for Quaquaval, the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords (and Chesnaught) to join and to be fair, I think I prefer Jugulis anyway and felt mean putting Valiant in a higher tier than Jugulis)

Would be very cool should definitely join - similar to the tier above but I don’t actively think about how much I want them when the conversation comes up

Good choice - very nice Pokémon. If they join I may make an effort at some point to work towards their licences

I may consider playing it if I get the licence - just like my approach with Darkrai, I won’t prioritise getting the licence unless there’s a way to do it without coins or gems and the alternative isn’t getting Holowear (I have Darkrai’s Holowear, I don’t have its licence. Might prioritise that next to be fair)

Eh, you can add it but I won’t play it - just like with Psyduck I may just ignore its existence. In the SV version the Pokémon in this tier aren’t bad (except Hydrapple for making Flapple and Appletun objectively worthless everyone gather together let’s call Arceus and have a Deevolving Every Flapple And Every Appletun So They Can Actually Be Useful No Matter How Much They Like Their Evolved Forms party. And don’t forget to rename your Flapple and Appletun “Hydrapple 1” and “Hydrapple 2”)

God no - antifurries have no place in a game I joined for the furry appeal

The blue tiers are self-explanatory (they’re either already in or leaked to be coming soon)

[dipplinduo]

Headcanon time:

Juliana wearing Ribombee accessories that Kieran got her. (earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hairclips, and hairpins) He commissioned someone to make her a Ribombee dress. He occasionally calls her "My Ribombee" as a nickname. Anyone else who calls her that will be warned to call her something else. Except for Drayton, he gets no warning and gets blasted by his Hydrapple immediately.

"My Ribombee" 🥹💕

Also lmao @Drayton slander

Ugh, y'all really got me thinking about the Ribombee stuff tbh