#Hugo's Hotdogs

[unclefathersantateddy]

What's your opinion on Hugo's hotdogs

Honestly I don't really have an opinion on it, it's,,, fine. I'm pretty nonchalant towards it, not for a specific reason or anything, I don't know why I've never drawn anything from it - maybe I think it's JUST fine🤔. Saying that actually I think I've only drawn Hugo himself once so that could probs be the origin to this ambivalence.

I like how upset it makes the family when Tina's done explaining, because ultimately none of their behaviour differences were THAT jarring, but they were all MORTIFIED. And I liked that lol

[criticalfai1ure]

*knowing each other in the crime circuit could mean meeting on a job, in lockup, or like, antagonistically working for the other side!

i simply think more people should live in hugo’s neighborhood / apartment building / know him by name.

[varibean]

ok varigo time, thinking about varian and hugo both being big gushy romantics but absolutely dropping the ball on important events in their lives

eugene comes down to ask them what they’re doing that night and varian tells him that they’re going to put hotdogs into test tubes bc they’re hot dog shaped and they’re going to cook them with different chemical fires and see which one tastes the best and eugene is just like “ok for starters, that’s disgusting. and following that it’s your wedding anniversary!” 

and varian is just “Oh shit, hugo, change of plans we’re going out to eat tonight for our wedding anniversary”

only for hugo to pop his head out from wherever he is just like “:,c but we were gonna do the hot dog thing :,c” 

but on the flip side rapunzel will walk in on varian making some big, extravagant meal and a huge, perfectly decorated cake for hugo and ask what the occasion is and varian just looks at her like “It’s tuesday <3~” 

[climbhighsisyphus]

First thoughts?

The cookbook is really nice and it has a cute little short story involving Tess and Knox. It really just shows them both at Fablehaven which is something we really didn’t get in Dragonwatch…

I will say though, Seth and Kendra are not featured but are mentioned once if you were interested in those two! They are both busy at Wyrmroost apparently.

The recipes seem pretty easy but I’d have to test them myself to see, which probably won’t be for a week or two due to my recovery.

I will say, some of these look AMAZING, and almost every single character besides some endgame ones get their own little recipes. It’s really adorable.. I don’t think I can share the recipes, but I think I can share photos of what they are in the cookbook.

Safe to say, the fairy bread and Brackens milkshake/smoothie might kill me. They’re both really cute looking but I might die if I consume them which I’m a bit scared to try them in the future but we ball..

Seth’s food also looks absolutely amazing? And it’s a really easy recipe because let’s be honest, he probably can’t cook for the life of him. It’s just a peanut butter sandwich with banana and Nutella, and I’ve had that in the past and I can say from like a standard view, it’s pretty good and I recommend trying it (Apparently you can put potato chips and cereal with it, which,,, is unique to say the least!)

Kendra’s treat looks also amazing, it’s just Chocolate-covered krispies but it’s still pretty good looking, I’m definitely gonna try this one. This one also just has such a cozy feeling to it because of the little description they added which involves Kendra just letting the brownies make them late at night as it storms.. which, Seth doesn’t have that, it’s just a very short description on how he thinks peanut butter goes with everything.

Besides that, Kendra’s is very sweet and silly and I feel it goes with her character amazingly.

Hugo also has a recipe, it’s mudslide ice cream cake which seems so good? I’m definitely gonna try it when I’m able to as well.

Grandma Larsen also has cute little unicorn cookies and they’re genuinely so adorable looking, I would in fact, take a chunk out!

Aside from the recipes, the cookbook is really nice and it has a cute design on the inside upon opening it and I stared at it for a bit because the neurons in my brain were processing every little design there…The cookbook has such a silly design and feel to it and if you’re into baking as well as the series, it’s a cool thing to collect and also use if you ever wanna make a cool and unique looking treat for you or your family or friends! It’s your average cookbook but to me at the least it’s very sweet.

(PS: the hotdogs have little eyes on them and I couldn’t resist sharing a photo because they’re so cute)

[eroticfriendfictions]

Hugo’s Hotdogs AU decor

[yourmoonmomma]

Happy birthday bby! Hope you enjoyed your day, you totally deserve it!✨️🩷🩷

What have you been doing as of late? Update us👀👀

Thank you so much lovebug!! <333

OKAY OKAY get ready for a lot of short stories about what I've been up to LOL:

Last night Jayson & I got into a fight when I got home after work, because we were supposed to go to the speedway today since they have a monster truck event, and he said not to bother buying him a ticket, since he doesn't want to go even though he knows how excited I am for it. So after our fight about it, I reach out to my friends that are going, and asked where they are sitting, so I can try and get a solo ticket near them. BUT by the time my friends answered, all the tickets were sold out, so I can't go :( Which made me yell at Jayson more lol. I went to the casino to watch Tyler's band play, and hung out with his step-son, Gage, for a while. My friends invited me over to play on their bouncy castle, which I might do tonight after Jayson & I get back from seeing Barbie.

The day before that, so my bday, I didn't do much lol. I napped for most of the day, and only worked like 3 hours max haha. After work, I went to my parents and had dinner with them, and then we went out for ice cream & tried a new ice cream place. It was very yummy. The ice cream place also sells banana milkshakes, which is rare, so I texted Collin to tell him (since he loves banana milkshakes), and then texted Tyler to let him know they have tiger tail ice cream (as that is also somewhat difficult to find). My parents bought me The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and Oathbringer, which are two books I very much wanted :3 I immediately started Oathbringer lol. Then I came home & fought with Jayson and then felt sad for the rest of the night.

The day before that, so Wednesday, after work I went to Dan & Ally's, as Ally & Mik had a "surprise" planned for me for my birthday. The surprise was decorating the house, as you can see (at least a bit) in my pinned photos. We drank all night long, and did some shrooms, and I got way too drunk lol. I guess Isaac wanted to tattoo "23" on me (which given his 19 tattoo... makes sense), but didn't, for whatever reason. I do not remember any of that though LOL. I didn't fall asleep until like 4am.

Tuesday was a peaceful night. Bought some joints, and went for a walk at sunset to have a smoke. Ended up swinging on a swing set for way too long, it was so much fun omg. I highly recommend!

Monday night I went over to Tyler's after work, and we hung out in his "man cave", trying to find one of those silly hotdog/weiner cooker things to buy. We watched some food show too that he likes, and he was telling me about how he wants to open up a place that only sells philly cheesesteaks (and was quite shocked to hear that I had never tried one). When I got back, I was mad at Jayson again, because he didn't bother asking where I was or why i was out for so long or who I was with.

Last Sunday, Jayson & I went to the beach for the day, and I got very very drunk - I did not realize how much drunker you get in the sun lol. We have a beach tent, so I laid in that for most of the day, as the beach was semi-flooded so the sand was more mud than anything & the water was very cold. I also burnt half of my body (the half that was not quite in the tent). Jayson & I picked up chinese food on the way back in, and then I drunkenly (or exhausted from the heat) passed out on his bed for a couple hours LOL.

And Last Saturday, I impulsively drove almost 2 hours away to go to a bar that Tyler was playing at, and stayed until he left (so like 3am). Drove back in an awful storm, the highway was flooded, and the lightning was literally blinding. Very scary drive, but made it home safe (and so did he). And I had fun! Some boys hit on me at the bar, which was really funny to me. The one was like "come here often?" and i was like "I cannot believe you are trying that line on me". I told him no, through laughter, and that I came to support the band, as I work with the drummer. And his whole attitude changed, which was equally funny to me. He was like "Omg you know the band?! Can you ask them to play more Tragically Hip next time?! Please please please!?! I'll owe you my life!!!" Very funny!

And yea! That's been my week! Tonight we have to start watching Cleo, Jayson's step mom's cat, for the week while his parents are at their cottage. And we are going out for dinner & to see Barbie, like I think I already said.

ANYWAY THATS YOUR UPDATE HAHAHA SORRY IT IS SO LONG what have you been up to?!

[daemondaes]

"My dear, sweet Hugo. That is patently false. If I smash a hotdog flat, it won't transform into bologna."

❝ i mean, yeah, if you think about it? bologna's just a hotdog pancake. ❞

[bumblingbabooshka]

Hugo’s Hotdogs Starring the Habercore Children!

Charlize has the same mischievous streak as Louise but she’s not as big on having a reputation as a troublemaker. She sucks up to people (adults especially) then makes fun of them behind their back or uses her cuteness to get out of stuff. She loves princesses and ponies and stickers and if you don’t give her extra cookies she’ll light your hair on fire! She’s Millie’s bestie-until-deathstie and her hair is naturally blonde. She takes the most after her father - she loves tattling on people to him. Dean is a quiet, shy kid. Very self conscious though he’s secretly eccentric. The kind of kid who brings a briefcase to school. He has no close friends. Instead of Gene’s more enthusiastic way of expressing his love for music via silly on-the-spot songs, Dean spends a lot of time writing haunting ballads that he’ll never let anyone hear. He has the opposite problem of Gene where he’s an excellent songwriter but a miserable performer. Also, unlike Gene, he is not very friendly and dislikes things that are seen as weird. Fastidiously neat. Still a gigantic mama’s boy. Mona is a popular girl who’s soo over whatever you’re talking about. She’s BFFS and worst enemies with Tammy and Jocelyn. Jimmy Jr wants to date her but she thinks boys are soo gross, ugh, no thanks. She has naturally black hair but she and Tammy both dyed their hair blonde at the same time. Her interests change from episode to episode because it’s just whatever’s most popular. Not especially close with either parent but only in the typical teen way. Overall the Harbercore children are a bit meaner and more judgemental of people but they’re still just normal kids who love each other and their family and they still get into a lot of mischief. They also often make jokes about how their parents should get a divorce which Hugo hates and Linda laughs nervously at. They still goof off instead of doing their work in the store but they’re way more sneaky about it, putting on the appearance of working eagerly away when their parents are watching. 

[youngsap]

When Scarlemagne is given an apple instead of the carbs and proteins he’s been eating the last few months

[ac4rus]

Hugo: Vari... I got more thoughts

Varian: Oh no.

Hugo: Are hotdogs just tacos?

Varian: please stop

Hugo: Is pizza just dessert?

Varian: P L E A S E STOP-

Hugo: Are pop tarts just calzones-

Varian: Im leaving

[peachyteabuck]

for the romance book recs, you may have already encountered it on social media, but the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo? x

that seems too....good...for my tastes. i'm not looking for five star restaurants, i want the hotdog stand at 3am after stealing drinks from tables. i want morning glory milking farm; the pedagogical sequel.

[unclefathersantateddy]

Now I don't entirely know what I mean by this but Hugo has inverted nipple energy

[pizzatheif]

sb: is that a hotdog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

hugo, pulling out three hotdogs he got from the vendor down the block from various pockets: i got a spare, if you want?

[goldenponcho]

A Cruise Fit for a King Chapter 5

Hugo tries to find help while his own funeral is being held across the sea.

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Kipo’s shoulders shuddered as she ascended the steps, regal skirt lifted to her ankles, to take her place at the pedestal on which sat Scarlemagne’s grand piano. She cleared her throat shakily as she approached the microphone there.

“Thank you all for being here with my family today,” a soft huff of laughter escaped her at the sight of what must have been nearly every, if NOT, every mute and human in Las Vistas congregated along the polished floors of Scarlemagne’s palace, “Most of you, I know, have terrible memories of the place we stand now. If you hadn’t wanted to be here, none of us would have blamed you in the slightest…and neither would Scarlemagne…”

Kipo’s throat constricted, and she swallowed hard as her eyes moistened, “But you did. You all had it in your hearts to return to awful memories for the sake of forgiveness and compassion that the Oak family couldn’t hope to repay you for in a million years. And I wish so much-” she choked through an involuntary sob, “-that we could express to you how much we appreciate what you’ve done for us…for ALL of us.” She looked to the front row, where her friends and family stood. Mom and dad…Wolf, Mandu, Dave, Benson, Troy…Doag, Dahlia, and Asher.

“Scarlemagne…” her voice cracked, and she bowed her head, several seconds passing in silence before she let the tears flow freely, “HUGO…my FRIEND…my BROTHER…was one of the BRAVEST people I will ever know. I can only imagine the dark places he’s been. The things he had himself convinced he had to do to survive…

“But I was lucky enough to learn who my big brother really is! And that selfless act on that night?! That’s who he truly was inside!” She inhaled sharply and paused to ride out her emotions, “And it saved me…it saved US…”

She watched through bleary eyes as every person also had tears in their eyes, human and mute, and Kipo smiled through her own, “I won’t give up on him. I don’t think he’s gone! But…if he truly is…I want him to be remembered just the way he really was. And that’s why the Newton Wolves have been kind enough to offer a place in front of their observatory for a statue in his honor!” She motioned to Billions, who gave a humbled nod, wiping a tear from his muzzle and stroking the fur of his cured brother next to him.

“Thank you…SO much!” Kipo grimaced, wiping the back of her hand across her eyes, “I know we’re all hurting, but I want this to be a time of celebration of Hugo’s life. I know it’s what he would have wanted,” she looked to her friends again with a sad smile.

“Thank you.”

~*~*~*~

Hugo had been combing the sands through the evening and well into the next morning and hadn’t found anything even as good as the tiny handful of shell he had started with. As the sun rose, he had come to the infuriating conclusion that he was going to have to work for the currency he needed.

So as soon as mutes were up and about, he started asking around. One horseshoe crab heard him out for a short time before quickly explaining that he didn’t need any more help running the arcade he owned on the pier. Another elephant seal couple turned him down at the snow-cone stand. The angler fish at the fishing dock, which puzzled Hugo in particular, was especially snappy and rude, telling him to go inland if he wanted any help at all as a land mammal.

But after rejection after rejection after rejection, it was becoming clear that going inland was his only option, so that’s what he did. He felt the old thrill he had used to in his less virtuous days when he snagged some hotdogs and cans of Explosion Berry soda from the food stand run by three sea cucumbers who had previously sprayed him with sweet relish when he had asked if he could play the old calliope on top of their wagon in exchange for shells.

Hugo wrapped his provisions in his blanket and tied it to the end of a bamboo shoot, adding a couple of red hibiscus blossoms he had found to the knot. As soon as he was set, he was off to a more centralized part of the island.

He thanked his lucky star blanket that his ancestors had been nomads, and thus he was suited to cover a lot of ground in very little time. And though it was still far from a vacation, it was better than being stranded on a car-boat at sea.

His suspicions were confirmed by plenty of old world signage that this was the main island of what was once the archipelago state of Hawaii. He had educated himself well on old world geography and had some idea of what life had been like here, but he could clearly see that just like Las Vistas, there were significant changes. Many palms which would have previously been as tall as fifty feet grew to three and four times the height, and most branched off into more than one trunk. While there were flora of old world sizes, plenty were large enough to fit even two of him in for a comfortable sit.

But as he encountered mutes along the way, he was met with much the same welcome as the ones on the beach. They quickly made it clear that his help was both unneeded and unwanted, and that he should look for help from mutes closer to his own species. This place was more segregated than what Las Vistas used to be. Some of the mega fauna were even worse than Las Vistas’s fair as well. His encounter with a mega centipede, which had a head with snapping jaws on both ends and a row of sharp, two rows of spindly legs along its sides, one row facing down along the bottom and the other inverted on the top, would be relived in his nightmares to come, he was certain.

At what was probably mile eight or nine of the hike, Hugo’s sleeplessness was really starting to catch up with him, and while the hotdogs helped hunger-wise, Explosion Berry was beginning to become less and less efficient at quenching his thirst. This was when he began seriously seeking water and shelter.

He pressed on for about two more miles, searching high and low for any kind of resources. He managed to find a couple of pineapples growing in the shade of some underbrush, which he took for later use. Soon after that, he caught a strange scent in the air that greatly reminded him of human industry. Or perhaps another mute. He had recalled the Scooter Skunks having produced a similar aroma when motoring by. Either way, it could mean shelter.

Hugo didn’t have to walk far before he caught a bright blue spot through the trees. He sighed in relief, “Water! Finally!”

Forgetting his fatigue, he ran on all fours to the beautifully gleaming lake, only stopping at the top of the slightly elevated hill it sat atop of.

He laughed with shrill delight at the vision of the brightest aquamarine he had ever witnessed in his life, “HELLO, GORGEOUS!” He continued without a thought in the world other than quenching his now raging thirst. Completely forgotten was what now should have been an unbearable smell of rotting eggs as he neared the electric shoreline, which was completely devoid of one bit of the dense plant life he had previously been trudging through.

And by the time he had even noticed his own labored breathing and feeling of lightheadedness, he felt a strong grip on his arm that spun him around just as he blacked out and collapsed. Through the haze, he registered something being forced over his mouth and nose, and when his eyes opened one final time before unconsciousness overtook him, peaking through the hood of a large cloak he caught sight of a red and blue muzzle.

[hprinsley]

w\ @jxssevalxncia

The first thing that came to his mind as his eyes were opening were hotdogs, he had no idea why he would think of hotdogs, but he could almost taste them. And that’s when the pain got him. His stomach felt like a dishwasher, his head felt like being stabbed and even his muscles and his entire body felt terrible. That’s what a hangover is all about. “Help...” He called out on a low voice, not even sure if someone was listening to it. As his eyes opened a little more, Hugo started noticing the walls, the texture of the sheets below him, the light coming inside, that was not his room, not at all. “Oh crap... where... where the fuck am I?”

[michaelgbrown]

Toronto-Vancouver-Brisbane 2019

Tuesday-Thursday August 8

We spent Tuesday with Hugo, Norah and Rose, Aaron having to return to his duties as a Professor at University of a Toronto. I lost count of how many cups of tea, cakes, hotdogs I ate during the day which I purchased from Norah’s and Hugo’s Play Doh shop. I’m glad the plastic card I was using to pay wasn’t real as both Hugo and Norah will charge exorbitant rates should they go into business.

The Taxi arrived at Washington Avenue Toronto at 4 pm. We said our goodbyes and in a blink we were away. The drive to Pearson International was quick and efficient despite the traffic as Toronto has built, and is building, a clever traffic network, making it easy to move around the city by whatever means.

Our fun started at the airport. After waiting in the Maple Lounge we walked to our gate, 59, to notice that our flight was delayed 40 minutes, which turned to 60 minutes then 2 hours. We eventually took off at 2300h which didn’t give any time to make our connection in Vancouver. Anyways not to worry we just enjoyed the four and a half hour flight and the four hour time difference. I was sort of hoping that we’d need to stop over in Vancouver and that’d give us a day to do a tourist thing, as I haven’t see Vancouver as yet. But Air Canada moved us to a flight going to Sydney that left at 2 am, the really annoying thing was that we’d be in Business class and have to put up with a fully reclining seats, in fact private cubicles, and good food, bugger. We arrived in Sydney at 10 am, Thursday August 8, having lost a day crossing the International dateline.

In Sydney we discovered that Bernie’s bag was following my tour of Vancouver plan and she wouldn’t see it till Friday. It turned out that Air Canada had booked us the fly Virgin to Brisbane at 1400h, in Business Class as well, so we had to wait in the Virgin Business Lounge until that flight, which had big wide reclining seats to Brisbane.

Home sweet home at 1630h. The End.