#How to Take Better Selfies

[rawwithlove]

🧛🏻‍♀️🔮✨

[sallymew4]

bro was shrouded in the evil disney villain green light while pulling this face and Mob had the gall to say he looked "sunnier". there is not a speck of joy behind those eyes what do you mean

[burntapricots]

I know I haven’t posted in ages but I am, in fact, alive unfortunately 😮‍💨

[starakex]

It's not safe in here

[amelia-d0e]

This was the fit I wore to a local pride on Saturday!

please ignore how messy my bathroom is

[todayisafridaynight]

teehee

[a1kane]

1 year (in 3 days lol) on T 😎

[gumm1defloor]

Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse to become canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.

Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illness wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?

[teamhawkeye]

it'll be 20 years this autumn since I got my worst dog bite to the face

overall, i healed very well from it. but when they sewed me up, they essentially gave me an eyelid tuck to neatly stitch me back together. and back then i did think "hmm, will this impact me later?" but didn't put much thought into it when i was still a child...

but now as an adult, starting about 2 years ago it became very obvious to me that i very blatantly have more eyelid on one side than the other. and i'll be forthright in saying i'm self conscious about how asymmetrical it is and how it makes me look

the little thing that makes me feel better? I know Ted has asymmetrical eyes/eyelids too, and that has always been something i found very attractive about him. and if I can adore that on him, perhaps someone will not think too much of it on me, y'know?

[jovine]

[marshmallow-castle]

Still can’t get over this look from last night 🥲

[emometalhead]

AFTERSHOCK DAY ONE WAS UNREAL. I MET GRANDSON!!!!!!!!! HE HUGGED ME AND HELD MY PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME!!!!!!!!

[fae-prince]

Got that mullet, mustache, floral print combo

[victorluvsalice]

-->And then I went and bought a bunch of photography “stand here” markers from Build/Buy for the front walk in the hopes that I could line up at least Smiler, Victor, and Marm for a good picture in front of the front steps! Because I really wanted that shot, damn it. Unfortunately, getting them to stand on the marks proved harder than anticipated, as Victor got distracted cheering Rory's existence as a werewolf (I enjoy having my "Occult Likes/Dislikes" mod, yes, but that bit tends to get old fast) – and when Smiler DID stand on one, I found that I’d placed them the wrong way around. *facepalm* Figures. I then tried to have Alice just set up a photoshoot the old-fashioned way, but while Victor, Smiler, and Marm all came to stand in front of the camera – the action of taking a picture never actually completed. They just all stood there until I got frustrated and canceled it out. *heavy sigh* Between this and Rory kicking over the gang’s trash bin for no good reason, Family Reunions are starting to feel a little bit like Weenie Roasts.

-->Fortunately for my sanity, at this point the party was nearly over, and the NAP inspector, Jaclyn, and Thomas had all fucked off. So I just said “fuck it,” sent Marm to watch the cooking channel on the TV as he desperately needed fun (and given his starting aspiration, I figured he'd enjoy it), had Alice clean up the trash outside after scavenging it for parts (though she had to catch some stinkbugs first as they weren’t letting me click on the trash), had Victor relieve himself, and let everyone else basically do their own thing (mainly more dancing to Smiler’s radio) until the timer finally completed a few Sim-minutes later. At least Smiler got another Gold on the party! Even if it didn’t count toward completing their “Party Animal” aspiration. *grumbles* That damn thing needs to be updated soooo bad…

-->Anyway – with the party FINALLY over, and everyone FINALLY leaving, I allowed Victor to go to bed, then (with a LOT of coaxing, because for some reason the damn interaction wouldn’t complete – not to mention Alice tried to shower in the rain AGAIN in the middle of it) got Alice to wash poor filthy Shadow. Smiler, meanwhile, went and sat with Marm (who was finally happy again now that they were away from all those strangers). They had a good chat, fortunately, and Smiler even got Marm to take a selfie or five with them. Which, I wish I could have pulled that off DURING the family reunion, but… At least I got SOME pictures of the robot happy! I finally left things with a tired Alice joining Victor in bed and Marm and Smiler watching the Romance channel together and getting flirty. No, I do not know what that means for the polycule. XD

Whew – that was SOMETHING, wasn’t it? I love my Sims but they are truly exhausting sometimes. XD But at least the party went well, despite, everything, and Marm is starting to settle in as a new member of the family! Next time, we'll be heading off to the store to see how Marm does helping the trio run THAT whole thing! Hope to see you then!

[worsehaircut]

cut my hair nbd

[seokmatthewz]

💜💜💜