#How the fuck does facial hair work on fluffy monsters ?????

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Assorted Undertale characters that I have always kind of struggled to draw but now I can because I’m Stronger now. also spamton is there.

[sonicasura]

Species Swap: Kafka Hibino

I mentioned earlier that species swap are something I haven't really delved with Kafka. (Not including asks for obvious reasons.) Thus here are some ideas that came to mind and will be explored on further in their own potential posts.

Agunimon

Yup, not a Digimon that is in the Angoramon Line or GranDracmon line. (Although Kafka as an eldritch vampire would be an interesting sight.) I figured why not choose a childhood favorite instead.

How Kafka gets into this situation is funnily simple: Cursed Armor. In Digimon Frontier, the Warrior and Beast Spirits resemble armor that need to be collected by the respective chosen. Thus why not twist such a detail to something more...malicious.

Kafka discovers the cursed armor while cleaning the ruins of a hoarder house. A bet from his fellow Sweepers to put the items on is how it happens. Now Kafka doesn't fully look like Agunimon but instead more like a fusion.

Black hair that haphazardly fades to gold, beastlike features such as a bear snout alongside pointy ears hidden under the helmet, his pudgy wrestler body type remains, paw pads, tufts of gold fur, horns, then finally a chubby red dragon tail.

Now Kafka can turn back to human but for at most 6 hours on a good day. Otherwise he's forced to look like a beast. The armor pretty much haunts his wardrobe as it will come back no matter what he does.

If Kafka doesn't wear it from time to time then he runs the risk of his curse condition getting worse. You can bet your ass that his kaiju powers aggravated it even further. Finding body wash for scales is more difficult than fur.

Ghost

Kafka fucking dies! He perishes at the age of 26 after saving someone amidst a kaiju attack. This heroic deed doesn't go unpunished as the man had enough regrets in life(than an obviously violent death) for his spirit to linger.

Now a Shadow type specter, Kafka spends his afterlife trying to protect others and eating kaiju souls. The latter altering his ghostly form into something similar to Snatcher from A Hat In Time. 25 ft long serpentine body with three talon "paw" like hands, fluffy almost velvet fur like texture hide, and a jack-o'-lantern smile that can become sinister in seconds.

The Defense Force classify him as 'The Shadow' from his shadowlike appearance. It isn't uncommon for officers to come across him during missions with many failing to capture or kill the ghost. The Science Department has been trying to uncover scientific ways to do so, not supernatural.

It took some experimentation before he could create a temporary human body to inhabit. (Kafka might've robbed his own grave.) He works at the Monster Sweepers partly cause kaiju corpses often come with "free snacks" in the form of Honju and Yoju. Although a certain mosquito kaiju definitely had a mighty extra kick Kafka wasn't ready to handle.

It somehow made his temporary body "alive" and made his ghostly form more monstrous. Kafka rather not get killed again much less by the Defense Force. A second death can put him down for good.

MAG

Considering how many times Kafka failed the Entrance Exams for the Defense Force, what are the chances someone would take advantage of this? Such as his fate in this specific route where a mysterious man's innocent offer holds insidious motives. Kafka finds himself kidnapped and experimented on using kaiju DNA.

He becomes a MAG through these unethical experiments. A type of huge supersoldier known for their heightened aggression, unmistaking power but also programmed to take orders from handlers(like Madness Combat). Luckily Kafka manages to escape before he could be programmed into an 'attack dog'.

His MAG form stands around 15'6 with dark grey scales covering his sides/arms/legs/facial cheeks, long stretched mouth full of sharp jagged teeth like his kaiju form, long claws, pale red spikes on back/shoulders, raptor like feet, long black scaly tail, slitted red eyes and white piercing horns. Kafka's fate is split between two possible routes.

One route is being found by the Monster Sweepers who look after their mutated coworker. The other leads to Mina whose investigating the massacre of the very shadow organization that turned Kafka into a monster and linked various disappearances involving flunked examinees. It isn't hard to recognize her old friend despite his monstrous new form.

A certain small Kaiju might make things more chaotic in the process. Kaiju No.8 gonna look scarier and more aggressive than just bigger that's for sure. Although it might help Kafka compress his MAG form better with something to help stabilize it. Wouldn't make him human again but at least he can walk in building without needing to duck as much.

What do you guys think? For those curious, this is Angoramon and GranDracmon.

[ghost-kitty]

I was bored, so I decided to write down my NS.FW alphabet headcanons for LawLu. Thought I might as well share them here too and maybe you guys want to share some of your hcs too 🥺👉👈

Smut Alphabet, LawLu version:

Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Law: Law knows how important aftercare is and he's prepared okay. He always has everything ready: snacks, fluffy blankets, soothing oils, some of his old clothes; everything. He can get pretty rough so it's important to shower Luffy in love and affection afterwards.

Luffy: He's a little shit, okay? He loves to get spoiled rotten. On most days he just demands cuddles and snacks but taking a relaxing bath with Law is one of his favourite things to do after sex.

Bodypart (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Law: He's pretty proud of his huge cock of course lmaoo but also his hands. What he loves most about Luffy is his face, as cheesy as that might be. And his butt. Luffy has a great butt.

Luffy: He's not insecure about his body so he basically likes everything about it. For Law: he loves his hands too, they always know exactly how to make him feel good. And the tattoos of course, especially the one on his chest.

Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)

Law: Oh boy, Law loves to make Luffy his cum dump! Cumming on Luffy's face or butt is a huge turn on for him. Filling him up (ass or mouth) - yes!!!

Luffy: He likes the taste of Law's cum, so swallowing it is a clear favorite. He likes to play with it too, he's all for scooping up his own cum to lick it off his fingers. That he drives Law crazy with this is a bonus.

Dirty secret 

Law: Yes, he did use his df to masturbate before. His first blowjob was him sucking himself off.

Luffy: Luffy? Keeping secrets? Nah.

Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Law: He has a ton of experience with both men and women. However, sex with feelings is a first for him so doing it with Luffy was quite overwhelming at first. He still gets a bit nervous from time to time but he's good at hiding it.

Luffy: No experience until he and Law started dating.

Favourite position

Law: Law loves taking his partners doggy style but with Luffy he really loves missionary and the intimacy of it.

Luffy: He enjoys most positions but oh man, that boy loves riding. Definitely his favorite.

Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Law: He's always been the serious type but Luffy showed him that being goofy during sex can be awesome. 

Luffy: Luffy loves being silly during sex. Lots of giggles. Especially enjoys when he can even get some giggles out of his boyfriend.

Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Law: Like with his facial hair, Law is well groomed down there too. Always trimmed and clean. He has armpit hair and hairy legs too.

Luffy: Hair? On his head, yes. Everywhere else? Nope, not a single hair grows on his rubber body. (Law secretly loves it)

Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Law: He can be surprisingly romantic. It all depends on the mood he's in though. But even when he's being rough, he always makes sure to whisper into Luffy's ear how much he loves him. Loves kissing and caressing all of Luffy's scars.

Luffy: Luffy is not really the type for big romantic gestures but he can't deny that he loves it when they have gentle sex. The look of pure love and adoration on Law's face is one he'll never get tired of. He loves the passionate kisses!

Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

Law: He doesn't masturbate that often to be honest. Doing it by himself just isn't the same. However, he does have his needs; especially when he hasn't seen his boyfriend in a while. Mostly it's just quick during his morning shower though.

Luffy: Before he and Law got together he never really experimented with playing with himself. Maybe he tried once or twice but it wasn't all too pleasurable for him.

After getting together with Law he does it from time to time when he's missing Law too much. He likes fingering himself, imagine it to be his boyfriend's long, tattooed fingers.

Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Law: Very kinky. Law loves all sorts of things. Bondage, sensation play, roleplay, choking, spanking - to only name a few. What he loves most though, is being dominant.

Luffy: He definitely has a praise kink. Luffy loves it when Law tells him that he's doing good, that he is a good boy...

Oh and he has an oral fixation.

Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Law: He's not very picky and open to try different locations. If Luffy wants to fuck in public? Sure, why not. Though, as kinky as he might be - his favorite place to have sex is in a comfortable bed.

Luffy: His favorite place to have sex is whereever he gets horny. Seeing Law licking his fingers after eating onigiri in the kitchen? I'm sorry Sanji, just deal with it. Someone tried to flirt with Law on some random island? Better drag him to the nearest alley to suck him off. On top of the Sunny's figurehead? Yes, yes, yes!

Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Law: Begging gets him going like nothing else. No really, he's a sucker for it. Also, big thanks to Nami and Robin for talking Luffy into wearing lingerie to surprise Law. His hot boyfriend wearing sexy underwear? Just for him? Best thing that ever happened to him.

Luffy: Sometimes just hearing Law's voice is all he needs to get horny, really. It's mostly just subtle things: seeing Law do that thing with his hands, or feeling Law's gaze on him. 

Law showing off his tattoos works every time too.

No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Law: Not many no-gos to be honest. Just nothing that would really hurt his partner. Being very possessive, threesomes are off limits with Luffy.

Luffy: Pretty much open for everything. Likes to try new things and if it doesn't feel good they can stop at any time. 

Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Law: He loves both. Receiving because it feels fucking amazing, and Luffy is very good at it. And giving because he loves it when his partners enjoy themselves. Seeing Luffy coming undone from his tongue is the hottest shit ever! 

Law enjoys giving head as well as rimming, important is that Luffy is squirming underneath him. He has enough experience to know what he's doing too.

Luffy: Loves both too, giving maybe a bit more due to his oral fixation. He's a natural at giving head and his devil fruit definitely helps too. No gag reflex and can deep-throat easily. Very enthusiastic.

Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Law: Loves being rough but when in the right mood, Law can be very sensual.

Luffy: Fast pace is definitely a clear favorite. Enjoys slow too.

Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Law: Law likes to take his time, long foreplay and lots of teasing, so he's not really a big fan of quickies. Luffy is though, and Law sure as hell won't say no if Luffy is in the mood for a quick fuck.

Luffy: Yes. All the time.

Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Law: Yes.

Luffy: YES!

Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Law: He might have some stamina issues with his DF, but definitely not in the bedroom. Seriously, he can last for hours without coming even once. Usually two rounds, but very long ones.

Luffy: Comes pretty fast but can get hard again immediately. Multiple times. Can go for 5 rounds at least, sometimes even more. Has even better Stamina than Law (RIP)

Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Law: He has everything: dildos, plugs, ropes, handcuffs (normal and seastone), cock rings, blindfolds,...

Luffy: Luffy owns exactly one dildo - a gift from Law - and yes, it's an exact replica of Law's cock.

Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Law: King of teasing, no doubt. Loves to tease and could do it for hours.

Luffy: He says he hates it when Law teases him. It's a lie; he loves it.

He's good at teasing too but the thing is that he doesn't even realize that he's doing it.

Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Law: Not really loud, mostly soft moans and grunts. Tries to hold back his voice but when he's feeling very good he can't help but moan loudly. Loves dirty talk.

Luffy: One word: screamer. He's very vocal and blunt about how good Law makes him feel.

Wild card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Law: He loves making good use of both their devil fruits! Stuffing Luffy full with his cock and a dildo? Hell yeah! Or even better: cut off Luffy's dick and use it as a dildo! He gets very creative with it…

Luffy: Loves when Law calls him names. From Baby to slut, it just drives him crazy. 

A sucker for kissing!

X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Law: Huge cock. Sorry not sorry, no one can change my mind about this. Big dick Law is real.

Luffy: Average size. 

Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Law: His sex drive is pretty average, he can do without it just fine for a long period of time. But he really loves sex and his boyfriend is young and hot so he they have sex fairly often.

Luffy: Law created a monster. Luffy wants to have sex all the time and with his insane stamina, Law has a hard time keeping up with him...

Zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Law: He likes to take a nap after sex. It's when he's most relaxed and his body finally allows him to fall asleep for a few hours. Being satisfied and falling asleep with the love of his life in his arms - that got to be one of the best things in the world to Law.

Luffy: Sleep? No, no. First a snack and then he still has energy for another two or three rounds… but sadly Law is already softly snoring; might as well snuggle up to him and close his eyes for a few minutes. Listening to Law's steady heartbeat is what lulls him to sleep eventually.

[sunyoonandstars]

BTS reaction 1: Christmas edition // Baking cookies ... and then some ...

Sooo ... since it’s Christmas and all, I thought I’d give it a try and post some rather fluffy, heart warming Christmas themed BTS reactions. This is the first. One or two more are going to follow throughout the holidays if everything goes according to plan... 

Anyways, I hope you enjoy them. Happy holidays!

(GIFs are not mine. All credit goes to the initial creators.)

Mostly fluff, however tiny bits of smut may occur ... see for yourselves ...

1. Kim Seokjin / Jin

When you suggested baking Christmas cookies as a group activity in order to get into a festive mood on Christmas Eve Jin was all for it. However, you hadn't quite intended for it to turn out to be so … professional. Jin took the reins as soon as the eight of you entered the kitchen and doesn’t seem to get tired of constantly roaming around the kitchen, watching over you and the members like a strict mother, rebuking you whenever the baking session threatened to actually become a fun experience, time and again telling off the youngest ones who kept falling into banter and playful bickering. „Jimin, that’s not how you do it! No wonder the dough keeps sticking to the surface. You have to sprinkle the area with flour before you roll it out!“ Jimin wrinkles his nose, his cheeks instantly blushing in embarrassment, freezing on the spot. „Sorry, hyung, I didn't know ...“, he admits meekly, stepping back from the kitchen table, folding his hands behind his back, his slim shoulders hunched. „You know what, Jin?“, you ask in order to get his attention and provide poor Jimin with a breather. His face flushed in vigor and outrage, Jin turns to look at you. Struggling to hide a grin, you take a handful of flour behind your back, slowly approaching your boyfriend. „I, for my part, think you do it like this!“ Accompanied by shouts of surprise and encouragement and boisterous laughter from the rest of the group you through the flour at Jin, the white dust covering his startled visage and his dark brown hair, his formerly green sweater now resembling a snowy meadow. For a few seconds Jin merely stands there, paralyzed, lips parted, staring blankly at you, and you’re almost sure he’s gonna make you regret what you just did by throwing one of his infamous fits. You and the others fall silent, scared by his unexpected calmness, ready to take cover if needed. However, to your surprise, Jin suddenly lunges at you, putting his long arms around your waist, lifting you off the floor to spin you around through the kitchen, his face buried in your sweatshirt, laughing heartily. Relieved, you and the members join in. „Alright, this food fight is so on!“, Jin announces as soon as he caught his breath again, placing a sloppy, smiling kiss on your lips, leaving you with the bland taste of flour in your mouth.

2. Min Yoongi / Suga

Right now you and the boys are huddled around the kitchen table, your heads close together, joking around while cutting out cookies in various Christmas themed shapes. You try your best to enjoy the festive atmosphere, kitschy Rock Christmas classics playing in the background, while you constantly tell your heavily pounding heart to calm the fuck down. But Yoongi is just too close to you, strands of his bleached hair even stroking your forehead. You can’t help but think back to what you were up to just now, before Jin had interrupted and rudely pulled you from Yoongis arms and him off of the sofa to make the both of you join in the baking activities. But you just can’t help it, still longing for Yoongis touch, his hands on your skin, his lips on your neck … Come, on, y/n, you scold yourself. It’s Christmas Eve, get it together. No dirty thoughts while baking cookies. It would be best to bring some distance between the two of you, you think to yourself, though suddenly and without reason moving away now and changing places with another member would only raise suspicion. So you try and focus on rescuing a dismembered Santa Clause instead, doing your best to endure the tension between you and Yoongi, who doesn't seem to get tired of repeatedly darting suggestive glances at you, trying hard not to let show just how much his mere presence irritates you. „Look, y/n, this one looks just as grumpy as our Suga does today!“, Seokjin teases, pointing at an especially bitter faced Santa cookie, laughing at his own joke. Everyone joins in, Jins laughter infectious as always. Well, everyone except for Yoongi. Disgruntled, he throws away the three-legged Rudolph he’d been working on for the past five minutes. „This sucks. No one’s gonna eat my ugly cookies anyway. I’m gonna take a nap. Y/n, wanna join me?“

You instantly stop what you’re doing, your stupid cheeks turning a bright red.

„Aww, you two are adorable“, Hoseok jokes as Yoongi drags himself out of the kitchen, looking back at you questioningly, raising a brow. With an apologetic smile you excuse yourself from cookie duty and follow Yoongi, huddling against his warm, firm body on the sofa in the next room, under the blankets continuing where you’d left off earlier.

3. Jung Hoseok / J-Hope

You can’t help but smile to yourself while watching Hoseok completely absorbed in carefully cutting out one heart shaped cookie after another, his lips pursed in focus, a cute little frown forming between his brows. As finally a soft chuckle escapes your lips, he looks up to you, startled. „What?“, he asks, blushing as he notices the look in your eye. „What is it, jagi?“ „You’re just too cute, Hobi. Sorry, I can’t help it. You’re adorable, all focused“, you giggle, as he stops what he’s doing to grab you by the waist, pulling you in to place a few playful kisses on your neck, softly biting your sensitive skin while he joins in your laughter. When he looks up, flashing his usual bright, glowing smile, Hoseok is charmed by your blushing cheeks, not able to resist patting them lovingly. „Aww, no, you are cute, jagi! My jagi is the cutest, ins’t she!?“ Grinning proudly he turns to the other members for reassurance, which they give immediately but abashedly, casting down their eyes, partly embarrassed by once again witnessing the incredibly public display of affection Hoseok and you are known for, partly happy for and amused by the two of you, lost in your own world. „You two are disgusting, you know!?“, Yoongi cringes, shaking his head smilingly. „We know“, you reply in between floury kisses. „But, Hobi, why only hearts?“, you inquire after a while of having applied yourselves to cookie cutting again. „They’re supposed to be Christmas cookies, you know. And now we have an army of hearts versus a few stars, a handful of Rudolphs and only about a dozen Santa’s.“ „Weeellllllllll“, he smiles gleamingly, leaning down to bury his face in your neck, discreetly nibbling at your earlobe. „That’s just how much I love you, y/n. Even while cutting cookies I can’t help but think only about you.“ „Aww, shut up!“, you laugh, hitting him playfully.

4. Kim Namjoon / Rap Monster

„How do you do it, baby? My Christmas trees look like disintegrating spacecrafts … No one’s gonna eat something like this …“ Pouting, Namjoon holds up a crumpled bit of dough. You do your best to suppress a chuckle, leaning over to place a kiss on his dimpled cheek as the other members affectionately laugh at their clumsy leader. „Nonsense, your cookies are just fine, babe.“ You carefully put down one of your picture perfect Santa cookies and stand on your toes to be able to reach Namjoons shoulders, wrapping your arms around his neck, smiling against his cheek. „In the end, it’s the inner values that count, not the looks, right?“ „Yeah, you’re right, babe.“ Finally, a mollified grin stretches his soft, full lips. „You’re always right. My beautiful, intelligent y/n.“ He bows his head so he can place a loving kiss on your hair, slinging his long, strong arms around your waist. „As long as you don’t poison us“, Yoongi jokes, Namjoon cringing at his remark, the other members chuckling. „Well, I’m not gonna take any risks“, Taehyung declares, not lifting his gaze from the star shaped biscuit he is decorating at the moment. „I, for my part, am gonna stay far, far away from any malformed, indefinable cookies, just to be sure.“ Namjoon pretends not to be affected by his teasing or the agreeing laughter of the others, however you know him well enough not to overlook the slight blush slowly creeping up his neck and cheeks.   „All the better!“, you proclaim, shrugging your shoulders. „In that case there’s gonna be more cookies left for me. Make sure to cut out lots and lots of them, Joonie. Your baby is hungry.“ Smiling contently, Namjoon continues his work, much more enthusiastically than before.

5. Park Jimin

„Look, y/n, it’s a cute teddybear! Doesn’t it look like Ryan?“, Jimin exclaims excitedly, obviously proud of his work. However, you’re currently too absorbed in decorating one of your own cookies to look up right away. Disappointed, Jimin goes on to purse his full, rosy lips, his pouting, however, too, going unseen by you. „Isn’t it cute, jagi? It looks like Ryan, right? Doesn’t it, jagi?“, he inquires again, his sweet voice growing whiny. „Hmm-hmm“, you mumble absentmindedly, intently focused on placing a shiny silver sugar bead exactly in the middle of the star shaped biscuit in front of you. „Y/n! You didn’t even look!“, Jimin goes on to complain with the tone of an upset five-year-old. „Jagiyaaaaaaa …“ „YES, it’s freaking cute, alright!?“, you finally reply, a little too harsh as you can tell right away, judging by the change in Jimins facial expression. „I’m sorry, Jiminie“, you instantly apologize. „I didn’t think I’d need to reassure you, since you know I consider everything you do unbelievably cute. Mostly in a sexy way, of course ...“ However, you can’t help but chuckle, looking at him more closely now. „What? What is it, y/n? Why are you laughing?“, he demands to know, flustered due to your reaction, his soft cheeks immediately blushing. „Nothing“, you smile, your words only half true. „It’s nothing, Jiminie.“ Still grinning, you lean over to kiss away the flour covering the tip of his nose. „Hyung, you have flour all over your face!“, Jungkook explains, taking pity on his friend. Jimins eyes widen in embarrassment. Instantly, he puts down his cookie, frantically trying to brush the powdery white substance from his face, only making it worse. „Hyung, now you look like a clown!“, Taehyung blasts out, laughing hard. You can see the red on Jimins cheeks darkening while he forces an awkward smile onto his lips which doesn't reach his eyes. „No, he does not!“, you disagree, gently holding Jimin, who seems to be headed for the door, back by his elbow, throwing your arms around his waist next. „You look nothing like a clown. For that, you’re far too beautiful.“ Jimin smiles sheepishly at you, shy with the others watching. „And you know what?“, you continue, stretching up to whisper into his ear since your next words are meant for him only. „Since we’re already dirty, let’s take this to the shower and get even dirtier.“ When he bends down to kiss your lips you can see his eyes light up in anticipation.

6. Kim Taehyung / V

„I’m the cookie monster and I’m gonna eat youuuu!“, Taehyung growls, lunging at you, both arms raised above his head, grimacing, cookie dough sticking all over his face, his hands white with flour. Instinctively, you jump backwards, trying to escape, only to trip over one of Jungkooks feet and be sent staggering to the ground. Initially you’re taken aback, just like the boys are, a nervous quiet descending over the previously chatter filled kitchen. All eyes are on you, Taehyung's widening in shock and guilt. Slowly, he takes in a deep breath, not letting it out, his cheeks puffing up. „Y/n …?“, he hesitantly asks, gradually letting his breath escape, obviously worried, even anxious. „A-are you alright?“, he stutters, still frozen in place. „Are you hurt anywhere? Is it bad?“ Unable to reply, you instead burst into laughter since you can’t hold it in any longer. Startled at first, Taehyung joins you, clearly relieved. „Y/n, you can’t scare me like that!“, he shouts, leaping at you, kneeling down onto you, pinning you to the floor by your hips. „How could you!? The cookie monster is gonna punish you!“ With these words he starts tickling you madly, precisely targeting your sides since he knows by experience you’re most ticklish there.   Minutes pass, the other members more or less focused on their baking activities again, politely ignoring the two of you still on the ground, Taehyung mercilessly attacking you without respite, turning you into a helpless, breathless, laughing mess, flour and cookie dough all over you. „Tae! Stop it! I — I can’t — I can’t breathe! Tae Tae! Please!“, you beg, tears of laughter clouding your vision already. Finally, he pauses, bending over until his face floats mere centimeters above yours. With your lips almost touching he looks you deep in the eye, his still smiling, warm, full of heartfelt affection and … something deeper, darker. Lust. You can feel the heat rising within you. „Never ever scare me like that again, y/n. I couldn't forgive myself if I hurt you“, Taehyung says, his deep voice low, husky, his eyes still holding your gaze, before he leans in even closer, placing a long, urging kiss on your lips. „How come even your laughter turns me on?“ Giggling, you shrug your shoulders. „Anyways, how about we call it a night and the cookie monster takes you upstairs? I’m sure it’s got a couple treats ready for you.“

7. Jeon Jungkook

„Jungkookie baking cookies. What an adorable coincidence! I’m gonna make a cookie that looks just like you and call him Jung-Cookie.“ Jungkook doesn't even look up from the batch of dough he’s been working on for the past ten minutes, obviously unimpressed and, as usual, determined to do his very best and create the ultimate biscuits. Endearing, sure, and a sight to behold. But not exactly what you’d had in mind when you suggested baking Christmas cookies together as a festive, fun-filled and romantic couple activity. You aren’t quite enjoying yourself, with Jungkook being all focused and making a competition out of it, mostly keeping to himself, not reacting to any of your attempts at lightening the mood. So, as soon as Jimin coincidentally passes through the kitchen, you instantly jump at the chance of fun company. „Jimin! Come, join me! We’re baking Christmas cookies!“ Startled at first, Jimin pauses in his step, uncertainly looking over at Jungkook who apparently doesn't even take notice of his presence. Since your boyfriend doesn’t seem to object, he happily joins you, a little shy and uncomfortable at first due to the situation, however quickly warming up to the idea of spending some quality time with one of his best friend’s girlfriend. You and Jimin share quite a few laughs, moving further and further away from Jungkook so you won’t be disturbing him, soon completely absorbed in your playful bickering and banter at the opposite end of the table. However, if you’re not mistaken, you catch Jungkook enviously staring at you a couple of times. „Kookie, you good over there?“, you ask in between laughs, pushing Jimin’s floury hand away from one of your three-legged Rudolphs he playfully threatens to cut in half in order to release the poor reindeer from its suffering. „Hmm-hm“, Jungkook replies, his teeth clenched, without even looking up at you. „Just peachy.“ But you know this expression on him. Whatever state he’s in, it’s far from peachy. You and Jimin enjoying each other’s company so much surely must be eating away at him. „Aww, come on, Jungkook! Come on over here and join us. We’re the fun corner!“, you call over to him. „Baking is much more enjoyable if you take it a little more lightly. Your cookies don’t have to be perfect. Just have fun! Come on! It’s Christmas, for God’s sake!“ You’re almost sure you can spot the corner of his mouth twitching, his pout slowly but surely turning into an involuntary smile. However … „Stop it, Jimin-oppa!“, you hiss, Jimins efforts to steal some of your dough and his guilty, childlike giggles temporarily distracting you from your efforts to consoling your disgruntled boyfriend. When you look up again, Jungkook has disappeared, leaving behind perfectly aligned rows of flawless biscuits. „Shit. Jimin, I’ll be right back. Look after the oven, will you?“ Rueful you rush out the door and after Jungkook who you find sulking, leaning against the wall next to the bathroom, his hands and face still wet from washing them, glistening in the dim light of the corridor. „Hey, Jungkookie, please, don’t be mad.“ Your lips pursed in an attempt to look cute, you snuggle up to his chest, Jungkook remaining motionless, his face a stone cold mask. „I’m sorry, Kookie, I really am. I didn't mean to exclude you. It’s just ... you know how I miss my family during the holidays. I needed to have fun, to distract myself. And you were just so focused, I didn’t wanna annoy you. But, please, don’t be mad at me. It’s Christmas, after all, and I love you. I really wanted us to enjoy tonight.“ „Well …“ You lift your gaze towards his, surprised by the sudden and drastic change in his tone. „The night’s not over yet, y/n. Maybe we can find another way to distract you.“ You can’t help but shake your head, smiling at his smug lip bite, tongue in cheek. „Sure. Why not. The cookies can wait.“

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I hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I did writing! 

A very merry Christmas to all of you! Take care!

[haruheartshallyu]

TOP5 Sexiest PRODUCE101 Trainees – #1

Some guys out there try so hard to act sexy – and there are men that don’t really need to try. We fall for those who have natural sex appeal. No specific looks, skills or personality required – just pure sexual presence.

While most younger girls prefer the pretty and cute trainees of Produce 101 Season 2, us women look for something more sensual – more exciting. We are going for those guys who make our blood boil, our mouth drool and our panties drop. 

Oh, yes! Sex appeal can be so thrilling and dangerous for our dirty minds. But you know what is most fatal for our ovaries? – A guy that appears all sweet and cheery, and then suddenly transforms into the worst sex god you have ever seen.

#1 – KANG DANIEL // 강다니엘

Produce 101 Season 2 just started – and the MMO gossip squad was the talk of the town. You cannot watch the first episode without noticing this bunch of five adorable trainees.

Especially two of them left a lasting impression. While Yoon Jisung provided everyone with good laughs, Kang Daniel gained a lot of attention because of his charming smile, pink hair and bromancy behavior. BUT WE WERE ALL FOOLED!

This Produce 101 trainee is much more than just a sweet and fluffy bunny with the cutest smile ever. This guy is a fucking monster that is able to destroy female bodies only with his seductive expression.

Let’s be honest – until episode 3 no one knew that Daniel was a hot beast in disguise. Yes, he always appeared manly thanks to his broad shoulders and mature visuals. But with his super cute personality and his adorable smiling face, who could have guessed that this fucker is the worst seducer of them all?

Sorry, Sorry team 2 – also known as Justice League team – was full of insanely hot boys. Come on! I’ve already mentioned three of them on this list. This group appeared on stage, and ruined my uterus in an instant.

Although Seongwoo performed as center, it was Daniel who got most of my attention. How can he look so freaking good in a suit? I wasn’t prepared for this. What is this kind of magic?

I’m thinking about suing Mnet. My mind and body stopped working properly after Team Justic League’s performance. Thanks, Mnet!

But yes... this was the moment I have realized: Fuck. That’s my bias.

As if the last performance wasn’t brutal enough, Daniel formed along with five other extremely popular trainees the Get Ugly team and ruined my life AGAIN.

From being all sensual and classy in Super Junior’s Sorry, Sorry to acting all playful and hot in Jason Derulo’s Get Ugly. Why are you doing this to me, Mnet?

I’m usually not that kind of girl that goes crazy when a male idol lifts his shirt to show his abs. But holy shit – why does this work so well with Daniel’s performance? It doesn’t look forced or desperate like on most idols or trainees. 

Yes, Daniel stood out a lot during the Get Ugly performance – mostly because of his b-boying – which suits him so so well – and his perfect facial expression.

All the mature and sensual vibes from Sorry, Sorry suddenly turned into sexy and playful charisma in Get Ugly. With such a variety of hotness – how can not fall for him?

But it wasn’t the Sorry, Sorry nor the Get Ugly performance that made me completely lose my shit.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I’m a 28-year-old woman that shouldn’t start screaming like a ridiculous fan girl in here teens, right? So what’s happening? There are only three male idols that are able to make me go full nuts – and all of them are much older than Daniel. (By the way, if you’re interested who those idols are, let me know.)

But then Open Up happened – and I was completely done with my life. To quote produced101: Daniel didn’t suit the concept – He WAS the concept of the song. And the funny thing is, Daniel had to join this team as a punishment for his (in my opinion) ridiculous SNS scandal.

Good job, Mnet! Is this karma? Then this sexy motherfucker hit first place after his team’s seductive show. Not only for the concept evaluation challenge – he even ranked first during last week’s elimination episode as well.

But guys, you know what bothers me? I want to hear him rap properly. He was always singing during all those episodes – which was honestly good. Besides his amazing dance skills, his voice sounds beautiful. But... I mean... come on! He’s actually a rapper – so let him rap! Well, I have a thing for rappers. If he suddenly turns into a badass rap god, I can die in piece, okay?

I just want to say that Kang Daniel is besides the other four extremely hot trainees I’ve mentioned, the sexiest of all Produce 101 candidates. He’s the one that makes girls break out in sweat. He’s the one that forces ladies’ blood to boil. And he’s the one that should win Produce 101 Season 2′s center position on Friday.

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