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Siamo seri ora dove sono i fan italiani di Severance? DOV'È IL MIO FANCLUB DI DARIO R.
#l'orgolio italiano si risveglia nei momenti più impensabili#'perchè sta in piedi in modo strano' sono saltata dalla sedia#il 'grazie' passivo aggressivo dopo che Mark gli dà la penna#ma poi la sezione italiana sempre sfigata#'did you have an elevator?' 'we had- how do you say- a rope'#il ritratto in legno LE SCOPE INVECE DEI MANICHINI PER GLI EAGAN E IL PRIMO SOCCORSO#sto male. italiani con le pezze al culo in ogni universo.#dario r attendo il tuo ritorno#severance#severance s2#severance spoilers#italian tag#stefano carannante non dimenticherò il tuo volto#stefano carannante
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The knife shakes. The air throbs with the blood.
"God, help me."
A Rope In Hand
#carlisle cullen#carlesme#twilight fanfiction#twilight fanart#my Rope Carlisle#do not look at him too hard you will see his weird gerbil mouth#truly idk how he managed to have such a swollen cheek but im past the point of being willing to fix it#this is my baby mannn#he is a cutie i cant lie#and ofc he must be accompanied by a scene from Rope that you wont get for a good while from now#im sorry i keep doing this#whilst not updating#i am also writing Chapter 12#writing is just a lot more brain intensive than drawing and my teacher training is wiping it all out of me#there is a non bloodied version of this too#should yall want to see him without crazy lighting or blood#he looked less gerbilly before i added the blood#idk what that says about him or gerbils#ugh#Carlisle is so slutty for looking like this#esme is minding her business and the hotty with the merc and the kids is looking at her LIKE THIS#i would not recover#also dont look too hard at the lighting Story and I had to debate which direction it was coming from lol
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Is there any particular reason why Qedivar can't fly?
Not that he knows of. In reality it's a likely result of some landstrider ancestry a few generations back giving him some slightly unsuitable flight muscles. He's just never been able to do it and in the deeply ableist society of the spire it's something worth hiding
#how do u hide something like that?? honestly it's easy if you never actually leave the spire#flight is allowed there but to cut down on traffic chaos most people use rope ladders for short-distance travel#shortwings can easily cling upside-down to the woven ceilings too so when I say it's chaotic i mean it#setting: siren
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every day i kick a rock and bash my head into the wall because i'll never get to go on a big space adventure and become tightly close-knit with my new found family up there <//3
#re lrb..........#i mean realistically if i was in the voltron/quintenary stars universe chances are i would probably NOT be one of the people#going on the space adventure.#i'd be roped into the plot when the aliens invade and earth almost gets destroyed. spoilers for arc 2 btw sorry#but man. child soldierism aside i wish that were me so so so bad#sadly kicks a rock when will EYE have a deep and mystical connection with a giant ancient cat :(#its not even that i want to interact with the main cast bc i dont really i just. wanna be in their position man#i think one of the reasons why voltron grabbed me so hard (among MANY) is how badly i wanted to do what the main characters did#i remember when i was first watching it while it was coming out i would CONSISTENTLY daydream about being launched into space#with a handful of other people and having to fight a war and grow up far away from home and all the suffocating stuff that came with it#and then coming back years later already solidly knowing who i am and being confident in that#so i'd actually be brave enough to be unapologetic about it. and i'd be found family with the people i went to space with also#that parts important#idk man just. i dont like saying i was abused when i was younger because i really dont think it was like that and it isnt even close to#what how people who have really been abused have had to go through#but sometimes i really do wonder. like now that im (mostly) out and able to review everything with an outside perspective#not even getting into the cult survivorism stuff this is JUST family dynamics im talking about here#bc that shit is a whole other can of worms#i think my parents were genuinely doing the best they could with the cards they were dealt but. jesus christ.#i would have given ANYTHING to be able to run away from all that. and throw magic cats into the equation? brother im GONE#anyway this tags ramble has derailed in a MAJOR way. tldr i wanted to be a paladin sooooo fuckign bad bro#like it actually makes me SICK how much i want a lion. red you are my forever girl even if only in my heart <///3#i still do want to do all that out of principle but its not as desperate now i just really love space and really want a big kitty friend#winter speaks
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Twitter Day 1: Wow, there’s so much gorgeous Kabru art here! This is awesome! I love Twitter!
Twitter Day 19: *gritting my teeth while I type* Hi, OP! I think calling Kabru a fascist who’s literally Hitler isn’t a very reasonable take. Just out of curiosity, when’s the last time you watched and/or read Dungeon Meshi and/or looked up the definition of fascist and/or looked up what Hitler did? I think maybe you should go look at those again. Thanks!
#I’m not even exaggerating someone literally called Kabru Hitler on Twitter I’m not making this up oh my god#this is like the worst thing anybody could’ve said about my favorite character ever#Kabru??? As Hitler??? Hello??? Even if you’re an anime-only how would you have come to this conclusion#this just in autistic bitch spasming on the floor after special interest blorbo was called Hitler#I guess you could say I’m starting to see why people say Twitter is evil#trying so hard to stay civil and by civil I mean not fall to the floor crying and praying that media literacy becomes universal#I don’t care if you hate him because like you have a right to your own opinion but how are you going to compare him to Hitler#if you’re going to hate him at least do it for the things he actually did???#bro 😭#I don’t know whether I should say something or not I feel like I’m falling victim to Twitter’s starting fights to keep you invested thing#also I don’t think the OP will change their mind but like ough#I feel like I’ve taken 999999999999999999999999 psychic damage#rope/spider post
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️
Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone#but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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using the tags to vent my current emotional state into the void bc ig story feels like a bad plan for this, read at your own risk.
#but jesus christ coming back home while already knee deep in a suicidal episode was an awful idea#like i was maybe on the verge of improving and then i came back to all of this family bullshit#and the place as well like it’s so. i don’t want to say isolated necessarily. but so much it’s own little bubble#and i spent the last eight or nine years i lived here depressed and the last six suicidal#and being back here feels like the actual place is telling me to die#and i don’t think it helps that every place i go i know or know of someone who successfully committed suicide#like. oh this person drowned themself here. or that person hung themself in these woods. or several people jumped off the side of this clif#like. it all feels like reminders of my failures. and it’s like. cmon. wouldn’t it be easy. all you need to do is jump. is slit your throat#is find a decent piece of rope. idk. but everything is so much and i just want it to stop and it feels like the ground itself#is giving me a way to do it.#i genuinely feel like i’m like 16 or 17 again. and everything that isn’t within these hills#feels like a haze and not actually real. like the concept of buxton doesn’t actually exist and my friends do not actually exist and nothing#actually exists except the place i’m in and my family and the pub#i think going back to work at the pub was a mistake; i think it’s making this worse. especially because it’s henry’s dad’s local#and where henry’s wake was. and nothing there has changed at all. it’s like the whole last year never happened.#and i only need to get through two more days but it feels like an impossible task and i keep thinking being back in york will fix me but id#if that even true like. i was suicidal before i left. and it’s going to be intense and stressful and then i have to leave again.#come back here and do three full weeks of this all over again. i haven’t even managed two yet this time around. and i feel like#such a failure and such a drain on my friends (and on one in particular) because it just#is so much and has been so long and everything is complicated and awful and i think if i hadn’t come back i’d be in a normal mental state#by now. that’s the worst fucking part. and also the whole thing of i know how to be suicidal here. i know how to not give a shit about#living here. i know how to do that. but ive never had to try before. like im trying to improve and im trying to hold on and hold off the#urges to kill myself or self harm or whatever because i said i would and because i KNOW it can be better than this and bc i love my friends#and they love me and i don’t want to upset them or make them anxious or anything like that and kat made me promise to try and im trying so#fucking hard and it feels like it’s not even worth the effort because it’s so much effort and everything is so overwhelming and awful and i#hate the way my family interacts and i just want everything to stop and idc if suicide is the cowards way out or selfish or whatever#bullshit people say it feels like the only option i can actually withstand because everything is so much pain and so much effort and so muc#everything and i can’t deal with it anymore. and also i forgot just how much i have to fucking mask in front of my parents and especially m#father and it’s so exhausting and i can’t sleep and there’s so much yelling and i just need it all to stop#i’ve had major breakdowns the last 3 nights about wanting to die so much & trying so hard to not let myself & idk how much longer i can tak
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i’m very happy currently :)
#dating this new person and holy shit i like them so much and they like me a lot too :))#all i wanna do is talk to them and cuddle and make out#can’t wait to spend all of therapy talking about them today#we hung out on both sunday and monday which was crazy to me cuz i like never do that#but they make me so happy#and they keep saying that i make them so happy#and we just compliment each other all the time and it feels sooo good#i love making them all flustered they’re so cute omg#i’m seeing them again friday but it feels so far away honestly but it’s only three days#where’s that post that’s like ‘gay people don’t know how to flirt it’s always ‘there’s a rope attached to my chest and it’s pulling me-#-towards you’’#phoenix talks
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el oh el. just got to tell the guy who dumped me (to make more time for skiing) that yes you can ski on my property actually 😌
#which he would KNOW if he ever showed up at my house when the sun was up#i didn't tell him while we were dating bc i wanted it to be a surprise#he works a second job as a ski instructor so that he can ski for free at that mountain#but he's sooo obsessed he still wastes money skiing everywhere else#and he was sooo busy with the second job (that he doesn't really need) (and skiing in his free time)#and too tired the rest of the time#so that he never felt like seeing me and decided that he was ~too busy~ for a relationship#bc he was too busy driving to other states to go ski when he can do that 20 minutes away for free any time#anyway#my property isn't amazing amazing but he's never seen it in daylight#so didn't know that you can def downhill ski the fields and woods bc of how steep and hilly it is#also we have a beautiful view 😤#anyway i invited the group chat to come sled and he was like can i bring my skis haha#and i got to say yes actually you can. the property used to have a ski lift like 100 years ago but it's gone now 😁#i'm not mad mad at him fr but LMAO it was so fun to rub that in his face ngl#i hope he does come tomorrow but he might go actual skiing#but idk he often drives to multiple mountains across dif states to ski inna single day so he might#i think curiousity might get him and he was invited#i'm not a good enough skiier to want to do it here esp without a tow rope but he would and def could#anyway lowkey pathetic but if the only reason he regrets dumping me is for my house it's still funny lol#dude didn't know what he was giving up but i am joking he would not have dated me for such a shallow selfish reason i hope 🤣#but def better not to find out the hard way still#my family is not rich in any way but people who see our property often think we are#but it is a working farm and an old old house and barn that need lots of work etc#the maintenance and stuff and conservation easement on the land brought the price down a lot#also the realtor was lowkey shady and wanted to buy it and tried to scare everyone away from buying it and drive the price down lol#and the house needs a new septic system we cannot afford at all and a new roof we also cannot afford#but it looks really cute and has a view so people see it and go: 🤯#but when dating a new person i didn't want to give him the wrong idea so i didn't say anything#bc i wanted to know he liked me for me not for anything else. but now i know he doesn't <3
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im so fucking conflicted man, like this is making me cry
#not just about that previous thing#but also.....#i need rules to function in my head#how to decode good from wrong? rule: dont hurt people if you can avoid it#how to reasonably define hurting people#when i dunno what would hurt them? rule: as a baseline treat other people the way you would like to be treated unless they specify otherwisr#and jt works! it's a system#its the fucking wjat to we owe each other again. working out these reasonable rules is a never ending task#but when talking to people....#im like a programming language#so i can do a lot! but i have to be instructed. when dealing with exceptions/problems when i don't know what exactly to do to say to react#but like. i have issues with my self esteem i guess. for.no reason#how am i supposed to talk about it to people. why would i do that? how can i ask for advice if i already know what i am going to do?#i live in my head#and im so tired of this#i wish i could be myself or lobotomized#ive been feeling this pulled-taut rope in ky stomach whenever i think about my social life#i wish itd snap and ill awkwardly cut everyone off again#which makes me a hypocrite because im breaking a rule. im choosing to hurt people for my own convenience#does anybody elses brain work this way and PLEASE is there a solution? i need to stop thinking#so far mthe only solution ive found is grey zone (i dont know how to actually get real hard) drugs and a lobotomy#or just killing myself outright. i dont think i can do it yet but i wish i could#if i had a gun in my hands now for 5 minutes; as much as i want to i wouldn't be able to shoot myself#do you understand how this fact makes me feel even more like shit? depressed enough to wallow in self pity and misery not depressed enough#to solve it#just whine whine whine#i want to think like literally ANYBODY else think#i.want to.not need to make 10 yeat old ass rules for myself#but i dont know how to behave otherwise#im sorry i feel really bad
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is there a point to saying you give up when you could never even try properly
#i'm late for therapy appointment now#don't know if i can go at the moment what would i even say#'how are you '#'oh just fine'#'a few minutes ago i wrapped a towel around my throat in the bathroom '#'it didn't work of course'#'hmm well what do you want to talk about today'#at least now I know I could do it if I had the right kind of rope
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You legit have the best spn takes I love the patheticness of Rowena but never actually thought too much about it but your post makes me appreciate that part of her sm
Thank you! People are so nice to me 🥹 she needs to be a little scheming worm who gets maybe two thirds of what she wants maximum. She needs a project. She would be bored of running Hell with no conflict or further goals within about a week. Rowena has wanted the IDEA of running Hell for a long time but from what we've seen of what being monarch of Hell actually IS with Crowley (or, what he made it into) she's going to be bored out of her skull. She looked bored in the episode. She's a schemer!! Let her scheme! It's like if Chandler from FRIENDS just stopped telling jokes forever as his final position on the show and all his (titular) friends agreed it was good for him. Or if Winston from New Girl put down his racoon costume and said "I'm going to become an ivestment banker" and did it with no issues and no silliness that was his endgame. It doesn't feel right.
Anyway!!!!! Pathetic Rowena is so good. When she was trying to build a coven and all the witches were like. Have you forgotten that you're a complete loser??? Or when she "reconnects" with Crowley as his untrustworthy advisor and gives the most obviously scheming bad advice and the only reason he lets her get away with it is because she's his mother and he pities her a little. Or when she manages to get in good with Amara but Amara's like hm. You kind of suck huh. like that's golden.
I would have had, for her final appearance as "queen of hell", she does her whole big grand entrance being carried around by demons (loved that for her), giving (slightly quicker) lofty advice* about working on relationships (because that IS necessary for the theme of the episode) and getting her demons to look for Michael. And THEN after they get the news that he's not in Hell, have one of her demon aides warn her that the actual queen is coming so she's gotta go and the boys are like. The who. What. Meanwhile Rowena is scrambling to get her things and is like 'aye well maybe introducing myself as queen was a tad preemptive, but I will be. Good luck boys, best get out of here sharpish if you want to keep yer heads ❤️" and a specific goodbye to Sam with a kiss on the cheek since she was. His best friend???? and they don't presently have A Moment in the episode. It wouldn't take much. It would also solve the weird place of them being best friends with the queen of hell where - presumably - eternal torture is still happening. Easier to handwave if the position of power is incredibly tenuous like Crowley's was always depicted as.
To conclude. Kiss kiss kiss 💋
*not to be confused with giving Lofty advice, a character from BBC Casualty who crossed over to BBC Holby City and whom I hate with the fire of a million suns.
#this is long.... ddhjsdn#god winston got so screwed over by that one season where he didn't have ANYONE to bounce off bc the other 4 had romantically paired off#he was completely adrift from the group and also reality#it was like none of them actually liked him because they never spent any time with him on his whimsy which meant he was 0% involved in their#more major life events. no one is coming to winston the cartoon man for advice on their love drama. and if they did his advice#would have to be nonsense to fit with how divorced from reality he became#it was bad out there. they fixed it though. kind of. he got a scene partner that wasn't his cat. the others still didn't really#hang out with him#AND correspondingly everyone ELSES plotlines became more boring and less whacky#like you can't have Jess accidentally inhaling a load of helium right before an important meeting in the same episode that Winston#is entering himself and his cat into a jump rope competition for children because there's nothing in the RULES to say a cat#can't play jump rope!!#because you'd be cutting from normal sitcom unbelievable wacky hijinks to grossly unbelievable wacky hijinks#that the joker would come up with#so they're all relegated to overwrought emotional drama with a couple of jokes and not getting into situational comedy#this is part of why having 6 FRIENDS worked so well because even if you have 2 big relationships you've still got an obvious person#for the other guys to do plots with#and the nonromantic bonds are super strong with *everyone*#anyway. follow for more random pot shots at Lofty from Casualty and the writing of New Girl while I machine gun kill supernatural I guess#lol
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oh my fucking god
#tomgreg#I CANT BREAHTEEEEE OH MY GOD#this is so fucking good holy shit#i need this oh my god#succ makes me wanna kms but these mfs make me step away from the rope#ik i'm not gonna get them for the next few episodes but holy fuck. i need them#ok so we all agree the cameras dont exist and tom just wanted to squeeze info out of greg right. right????#like. he wanted to know just how far greg got with her. he wanted to know what happened.#ALSO GREGS ANSWER AT DID YOU RUMMAGE TO FRUITION EVIDENTLY HE DID NOT#AND WHO TF SAYS RUMMAGE IN PANTS I FUCKING. GREG IS GAY. greg is gay. greg is gay. greg is gay. gregs gay.#they tried to get off and he was like call me a fucking idiot and she was like HUH??? and he was like um.#he's gay and in love with tom what a fucking shame. sorry bestie.#this episode is absolutely wild i'm losing my mind#also prev to this u do Not have to be that close to him to talk to him greg like jsyk.#also tom when you say tell me try not to look like yall are about to kiss like bffr.#can i not say? MEANS NO. IT FUCKING MEANS NO!!!!! sigh. sigh. sigh. sigh
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DunMeshi fanfic authors/fan artists, have Senshi and Kabru cook together and my life is yours
#dungeon meshi spoilers but only if you read the tags and not in the actual post#I’m being a total freak right now but I just read this fic where they interacted and I’m all stirred up now#ok guys listen they both have a stew related to memories of their past and monsters killed everyone they knew#Kabru could say something like ‘I don’t know how to cook’ and Senshi could be like ‘what?! ye don’t know how to cook?!’#and then offer to teach him on the spot because cooking is an important skill that ‘youngins’ should all learn#also it breaks my heart that the Barometz Stew didn’t turn out anything like Kabru wanted so I imagined an opportunity he’d get to have it#like they could cook the stew together the proper way do you see my vision#I’ve thought of this for like months but nobody else ever said anything but now that this fanfic guy sees the connection I hope you can too#I think they should totally cook together#more cooking and food fan content pls…more Kabru content pls…and Kabru and Senshi cooking together as like a nice little treat for me please#please guys…dungeon meshi…dungeon meal…MEAL…meal=stew…Senshi & Kabru cook stew#guys pleaseeeeeeeeeeee#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dunmeshi#senshi dungeon meshi#senshi#senshi of izganda#rope/spider post
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just thought of the premise for the professor!geto fic & i’m excited hehehehe <3
#i think it’s a unique premise! :p i’m excited to explore the story :’)#sukuna is included bc i love him he’s my bestie i love sukuna as a best friend in au’s so much 😭#a bad bitch but also a nerd! blunt/takes no shit but is also v protective of you <333#might work on this before catoru bc omfg……… catoru got me against the ropes……… fear i may just have to scrap & rewrite it all 😭#cuz when i’m writing i notice that idk if i’m doing active or passive voice OR doing 1st/2nd/3rd person like girl what are yew doing rn#AND IT’S SOOOOO FKN BORING WHEN I DO DIALOGUE ESP BEFORE & AFTER like how many times can i say ‘nanami says’ ‘nanami exasperated’ etc… like#it’s so BORING no flavor i just forget how to explain things 😭 like how do i write that better/more engagingly??? 😭😭😭#gonna have to learn that tbh#anywayz. prof!geto got the storyline/summary set i just need to write it now#maybe i’ll get back to catoru after writing some of prof!geto methinks i just need smthn else to work on#it’s all good practice anyways but i still wanna make it decent for whoever requested it 😭#personal
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Weird thing about free speech: “The government should round up [group] and send them to death camps” is protected, “you and I should go around smacking random [group] with willow switches” is not. Because the first is a valid (if repugnant) policy proposal, the second is a direct incitement to a violent act. Even though getting thwacked with a willow switch is not as bad as, you know, death camp.
#apparently this confuses people#it's not a question of severity it's a question of IMMEDIACY#are you saying a thing should become how 'we' as a community do things or are you saying 'we' like right here should do at a definite time#'i support hanging people who do this thing' sure okay 'let's go hang that person who did the thing i got the rope right here' okay hold up#one is just an idea until other people ALL agree the other is a breach of the civic peace
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