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earth-ambassador-jim · 2 years ago

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Laughs nervously. We’re going to put this under a readmore line

Let’s see there’s...

~Kids will be kids

~Three Things

~Take Two

~Time has passed me by

~death and rebirth

~Honey I shrunk the Trollhunter

~Reckless Adventures

~After life

~Dabbles 2

~Bleeding out

And in the multi-chapter files:

Bad reaction sequel

~Chapter one

Satisfaction

~Satisfaction 2

Lost Souls

~ch13 -Judge a Book by its Cover

~Climax

~future snippits

2 Years in the dark

~If you’re still breathing

A Twist in Time

~Twist in Time Ch1

~Twist in Time Ch2

Changeling Loyalties

~Changeling Loyalties ch10

~Changeling Loyalties ch11

~extra- Jim and Toby as kids 2

~Future chapter A

~Future chapter B

~Future chapter C

~Future chapter D

~Future chapter E- Battle of Killahead part 1

~Future chapter F- Battle of Killahead part 2

~Future chapter G

~Knight Fall

~Later Scenes

Everything is NOT okay AU

~All these voices ch4

~All these voices ch5

Out of the Depths

~Out of the Depths CH 8

An that’s only my Trollhunters WIPs. *Sighs* I need help...

Wip Challenge

I was tagged by @beannary (thanks btw!)

Rules: “post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? Dnd campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!

My Wips

• First Frost ch. 4

• The Manor Atop The Hill ch. 1

• Tulips Of Time ch. 13

• My what sharp teeth you have

• That Stupid Candle Cursed Us

• Revenge Is Awful Bitter, Isn’t It?

• A Spider On The Wall

• You’re In The Darklands Now

I’ll tag @teaandstargazing @rockymaidenvixen and @thosetrollkids (feel free to ignore this if you don’t want to)

#Tag game #Behind the scenes #My questionable hoard of WIPs #I really need to work on these

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earth-ambassador-jim · 3 years ago

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I'm curious about Honey I shrunk the Trollhunter

A good choice.

It starts out in “Gnome Your Enemy” except Jim doesn’t turn back to normal the next day… or the day after that. Eventually they come to the realization that Jim may in fact be stuck. Now Jim must deal with not only Trollhunter problems but also with being the size of an action figure. Blinky gets yelled at a lot is this AU.

I don’t plan to do a full cannon rewrite. Just scenes I find amusing.

The challenge match is still on but ends up being rather… weird to watch because the trolls in the audience can’t see Jim. Draal tries to roll over him but Jim manages to lodge himself in Draal’s spikes. So everyone is treated to the strange spectacle of Draal running around crashing into things and clawing at himself as he tries to dislodge his tiny opponent. Daylight may only be about 4 inches but it still hurts.

Jim does end up telling Barbara about everything and she’s understandably freaked out. She arranges for him to attend school virtually and gets him a dog they train to assist him. Vendal gives him a stone for the amulet that can make the armor cover the dog too. (I like the idea of him having a Tebetan Mastiff or maybe a border collie.)

Toby learns to fight earlier. Strickler would really like to know what’s going on. Vendal would like a drink.

It’s a fun AU.

#tales of arcadia #trollhunters #jim lake jr #AUs #my aus #JormusAnswers #rockymountainvixen #my posts #Honey I Shrunk the Trollhunter

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gotmilk5101520 · 4 years ago

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Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 4 Gnome Your Enemy

And gnome yourself.so you never forget rehearsal.

“For centuries, the troll and human worlds stood separate and at peace, divided by bridges that acted as doorways between our two realms”

“But the Gumm-Gumms wanted to devour all of mankind”

“They were led by Gunmar the Black”

“The rest of trollkind fought against him, culminating the great Battle of Killahead Bridge, the portal to Gunmar’s Darklands”

“After many moons, good triumphed over evil”

“And our great Trollhunter, Deya the Deliverer, locked Gunmar away, exiling him to the Darklands”

“And sealed the Killahead Bridge with the sacred amulet. After we tore it apart, stone by stone”

“We left the old world in search of peace. We stowed away on a ship called the Mayflower”

“Just a handful of us and gnomes we’d brought along for companionship and nourishment”

“Finally, we arrived in a strange and exotic realm” “New Jersey”

“We kept walking”

“Eventually, we came across a new Heartstone”

“And we realized we had found a new home... Under Arcadia” Random backstory. Also Wizards might want to have a few words about this.

There are two types of people.

"¡Lo siento, Sr. Draal! ¡No me mates!" I suck at Spanish, but thanks to ToA wiki this translates to “I’m sorry, Mr. Draal! Don’t kill me!”

“For these precious early steps will decide whether a young Trollhunter will become”

“a Deya the Deliverer”

“Or Unkar the Unfortunate” Translation: “Will Jim be remembered was great or bad”

Also they fixed Unkar’s arm from last episode.

“I recommend A Brief Recapitulation of Troll Lore by the venerable Bedehilde. Volume 1 of 47″ Can we get the manga versions? I can read them if they were mangas.

“Oh, no. Is it the Heartstone?”

“No! No!”

“Stalkling?”

“Is Bular in Trollmarket?”

“No! Gnome!”

“Rogue gnome!” Bular? No. Gunmar? no. Gnomes are the real problem.

This is still a kids show. Right?

“Why? He can’t be that bad”

“Oh, no! My belt!”

“At least he didn’t take my Nougat Nummy”

“We need to catch that gnome” Belt gone? Oh well. Nougat Nummy gone? Get him.

“Over there!”

“Oh! Over there!”

“No! Over here!”

“Right here”

Sonic the Gnome.

“Oh, no. Where’s the amulet?

“Oh, no!” And now to rename this series to Gnomehunters.

I’m Jim when moving things, and my sister is Aaarrrgghh.

“Come back, come back”

“Shouldn’t the amulet be coming back to me right about now?”

“Dolefully, that rule only applies if you’ve rejected it”

“When thieved, it’s another story” But, why? That makes no sense. Look at the Miraculous. They can be used anyone. If stolen, then they can’t go back to their holders, they have a new holder. But the Amulet of Daylight, which chooses it’s owner, can get stolen in the blink of an eye and it won’t go back to the owner? What the fuck?

“What else can i do? I can’t fit in that hole” That’s what she said.

“You broke my tooth. I’m going to break your life”

“When i’m through with you, you’re going to-” “Is that Diary of a Wimpy Kid?” “Wait what? No. This is you!” “No that’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid”

“And, by the way, i know Steve is a jerk, like a really big jerk. Okay, what does Aja see in him?” “He’s a himbo. She likes himbos” “Oh, that makes sense”

“But there are better ways to finish a fight than punching someone in the face. You should’ve fought him in a alley, alone, and if he dies you need to get rid of the body. But don’t worry i know a few places to get rid of a body so no one can ever find it” “Uh... What are we talking about again?” “Uh... See you at rehearsal!”

“So, what was that all about?” “I don’t know. I think Claire said something about a body?”

“Whoa. Did you hear what Claire said?. But who’s body was she talking about?” “What do Aja and i see in you?” “Said something?”

We interrupt Trollhunters to bring you Night at the Museum.

“Full disclosure, i’m a little worried how i let you talk me into this” Ain’t that a mood.

“So, how does me going into this thing help me get a gnome out of a hole”

“If a gnome won’t come out, the Trollhunter must go in” That’s what she said.

Honey, i shrunk the Trollhunter.

“I can’t be shrunk! I have exams to take!”

“I have sinks to reach!” Shit i have sinks to reach too. Oh well.

“Nothing in this world makes sense” Our world never made any sense.

This is not creepy at all. Okay yeah, it is. Remind me, how is this a kids show again?

Gnome pencil sharpeners.

New meme template.

“You touched my hat, prepare to die!”

It was at this moment he knew; he fucked up.

“And what about this shrinking stuff? When does it wear off?”

“Don’t worry. Sleep it off. By morning, you’ll be as good as new” They always say that, and it never happens.

“All that is left is for you to take care of it”

“Wait, what? Take care of it?”

“Rule number 2″

“Always finish the fight”

“And by “Finish””

“Deaden. End. Le Coup de grace”

Finish him!

“Neither of us are killers”

“I am”

“You are?”

“Detective Snuggles. Nana warned me not to leave my chocolate lying around”

“But it was just after Easter, and i had pulled in a big haul”

“I never thought that cat would find my stash”

“But he did. And by the time i found him, it was too late”

“Death by chocolate”

“There are worse ways to go”

“That wasn’t the worst of it”

“I never had the heart to tell Nana, so to cover up the murder”

“I used to eat his cat food just to make it look like he was still around”

“And i liked it” What a sad, yet funny, but also scary story.

“By morning rise, the dark deed will be done and my soul will be damned” Wait did he just say damned?

Well, Jim slept with a girl. Only downside it’s not Claire.

“Oh, no! School!”

“We have to call you in sick”

“Tell them you ate too much chocolate. That always works”

“No, Senor Uhl can sniff out a lie a mile away” So is he related to Tanjiro?

“¡Hola! Sorry i couldn’t be en escuela, Senor Uhl, but i just tested on Covid and waiting for the results”

“No, no... no need to fight at home”

“Ponce de Leon joined Columbus in the New... New-”

“What in the world?” That’s my reaction to world events.

Sonic the Gnome 2

“It’s happening!”

“What’s happening?”

“It’s happen” “High five!”

“Internet connections, am i right? Gotta go. Bye!”

“Is this the part where Jim becomes Half Troll?” “No, no it can’t be. Claire doesn’t know yet” “Steve, did you just say something smart?”

“We can keep him? Jim, i already have a name”

“Gnome Chompsky” “Not going for Sonic the Gnome?” “Nah, we’ll get sued”

“Two crises averted it’s not like you get to rehearse these things” I feel like we’re forgetting something.

“Oh, no! Rehearsal!” Oh yeah. Fuck.

“Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?”

“Shall i hear”

“Shall i hear more”

“Or shall i speak at this”

“Oh, Mr. Lake!”

“Your repeated tardiness has forced me to take precautions. Mr. Palchuk will now serve as your understudy”

“I told you i was going to break your life!” “Okay first off, your drawing looked like something out of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and second i thought you meant my Trollhunting life!” “Why would i want your Trollhunting life? I could die” “You do realize Romeo and Juliet dies at the end, right?” “Wait what?” “Yes, they do., Everyone knows this” “I don’t want to be here anymore” “Too late!”

“Hey! What are you doing in here?”

“You were followed?

“Of course not. I brought you a midnight snack”

And with that, Night at the Museum comes to an end.

Well, let’s not go to the museum at night.

Wait we’re going there tomorrow? Crap.

#trollhunters #milk watches trollhunters #tales of arcadia

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doodlee-a · 7 years ago

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Now that I’ve seen stuff like Trollhunters, and Danny Phantom, Gravity Falls, Randy Cunningham, Steven Universe, American Dragon, I’ve discovered recurring episodes that I DO like and that I DON’T like haha. Ones I don’t like: -All my dopplegangers make a huge embarrassment

-Let’s trash the house with a party I didn’t start

-Any episode that like... weirdly distorts or grossly disfigures the main character

-Baby Flour Sack... SERIOUSLY... has anyone ever DONE that in actual school? The most intense project I ever had was dissecting a fetal pig... and that didn’t come home with me!

-Let’s make you fearless at the cost of all your inhibitions

Ones I DO like: -Whole school has a collective nightmare and I have to save the day

-Honey I shrunk the hero (as long as it’s not creepy with the shrinking and growing)

-Worst enemies handcuffed together and still have to fight the bad guy

-Let’s take a trip into the future/past where you make a horrible decision and see how messed up the timeline is

-Bully discovers secret, works on helping instead

-TV Tropes calls this one Chaos While They’re Not Looking, I love it. So, I think I have some serious secondhand embarrassment and really can’t handle when characters end up in incredibly awkward social situations. Threaten their life though? Bring it on! XD

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britesparc · 4 years ago

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Weekend Top Ten #430

Top Ten Disney+ Movies to Rediscover

I am once more returning to the well of Disney+ content, and by extension, Disney as a company – a company I tend to write quite a lot about, especially if we count Star Wars and the MCU. I wonder at this point if I’ve written more about Disney-owned properties than I have about Transformers. Maybe I need to pull out some more Cybertronian lists, just to even the score.

(Note to self: write several lists about the original G1 Transformers comic, as that was published by Marvel, who are now owned by Disney, and thus kill several birds with one listicle stone)

Anyway: Disney+. It’s been on quite a bit in our house, overtaking Netflix as the kids’ viewing platform of choice. As I’m currently attempting a grand MCU re-watch, it’s left to my wife to keep the flag flying for alternative streamers by binging Death in Paradise on the iPlayer. My kids are particularly enjoying the Disney Jr content, which at first pleasantly surprised me, as my eldest seemed to have gravitated towards slightly older fare on Netflix and CBBC (only slightly; stuff like Pokémon, Horrible Histories, and Trollhunters), so it’s nice that she’s still enjoying being a little kid for a while. However, whilst shows like Vampirina, Sofia the First, Elana of Avalor, and The Lion Guard all have their qualities, as a wall of background noise they can begin to grate after a month or two. As such, I’d like to use Disney+ to edumacate my kids whilst also revelling in nostalgia. And I’m going to do this via the medium of older kids’ movies.

Yes, Disney+ is a treasure trove of classic kids’ flicks. Many, many movies from my childhood and beyond are there to be rediscovered. And in many (most) cases, these are films I’ve not seen for decades. Decades! And there is the rub: are they any good? Because let me assure you, children are not always the best arbiter of taste. Sure, they can enjoy something plenty when they’re young; maybe it’s even genuinely good on some small level if you’re small and not particularly inquisitive. But we’re starting to expect a little more sophistication from our children’s content. Look at shows like Steven Universe or She-Ra, or movies as diverse as Inside Out or even Smallfoot (seriously, check it out; it’s got its flaws but it’s essentially about a society using religion to keep its populace ignorant). Going back to the basic morality and surface-level humour of an ’80s cartoon might be a serious step-change, even if we’re lucky and there’s no unfortunate racism or sexism.

As such, it is with a degree of trepidation that I begin to approach the Disney+ back catalogue; however, that trepidation in itself also leads to excitement. What riches will we uncover? Will we love the films as much as we once did? Am I gambling big on Rick Moranis standing the test of time? Will talking animal movies resonate if the animals are actual animals and not CGI? And how young is too young to be traumatised by a dead dog?

These and many more are the questions that will be going through my head as I force my two small children and beleaguered wife to sit down and watch a bunch of films that I once saw on VHS whilst holding a Real Ghostbuster in one hand and a copy of the Muppet Babies comic in the other.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids (1989): a rollicking adventure movie starring kids, taking place in a backyard, but it’s also a fantastical jungle of immense proportions. I remember this as being an incredible effects-fest, so it’ll be interesting to see if it maintains that level of wonder thirty years on. My kids loved Dora and the Lost City of Gold, so we’ll see how this holds up.

Willow (1987): an epic fantasy quest movie with an incredibly empathetic lead, I loved this film as a kid, and I’m glad it’s maintained a cult following (isn’t there a sequel series due?). But is it fun and interesting enough? I seem to remember – even back then – being aware that it wasn’t well-received. My kids like fairy-princess style fantasy, but will something more swords-and-sorcery hold their interest?

Cool Runnings (1993): so I’d have been about 12 when I saw this, quite a bit older than my two; but I loved it and thought it was hilarious. I hope it still is; I hope its gentle racial politics don’t seem cringy nowadays. I do wonder if a more-or-less straight sports movie will keep my kids enthralled, however.

Hocus Pocus (1993): I loved this, and so did my younger bro, who was exactly the right age to enjoy it in the ’90s. It’s got kids, it’s got witches, it’s really funny, it’s got an unkillable talking cat; I’m sure there’s enough to still love. I really think my eldest will adore it, but maybe the youngest is a bit too young.

Turner & Hooch (1989): a video rental staple in my house growing up (and then one of those films taped off the telly that I kept re-watching); largely responsible for my love of Tom Hanks. I am certain this holds up, absolutely certain. But will it skew a bit too old? Will they care about a dog that doesn’t talk? And – spoiler alert – will the ending not just completely fuck them the shit up? That’s my biggest worry, to be honest.

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993): another one that my bro loved, I seem to remember renting this and us both thoroughly enjoying it, him being basically an infant at the time. Whether it’s actually any good or not I don’t know; is it teeth-gnashingly sentimental? But more importantly, will kids weaned on the elaborate talking animal-ness of, say, The Lion King and Lady and the Tramp remakes buy into early-90s shaggy dog CG?

Splash (1984): another film where I’m fairly sure it will have stood the test of time, but one where I remember virtually zilch. Will my kids care about its romantic plot? Will they be disappointed it’s not full-on mermaid action? Will they be outraged at the digital censoring of an innocent butt shot?

Return to Oz (1985): I knew this film before I knew The Wizard of Oz was a thing, and I adored it; another serial rental. I have a feeling it’ll probably stand the test of time, even if its glorious edges may have been chipped away. But I also remember it being thoroughly, uncompromisingly creepy. Will the Wheelers and “the queen with a hundred heads” (to quote Scissor Sisters) haunt their nightmares? Is Oz, quite frankly, too odd?

Mrs Doubtfire (1993): this is definitely the film I remember best, and also the one I’ll have seen most recently; although even that is probably late-nineties. I remember it most for its rapid-fire Robin Williams wordplay, and I’m sure in that respect it holds up, even if its plot may get sappy. I think the cross-dressing farce and physical comedy will appeal to my nippers, and I hope the filthy dialogue (“She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear”) goes entirely over their heads.

The Rocketeer (1991): okay, full disclosure: this one’s a cheat. I don’t think I’ve ever seen The Rocketeer; if I have, I don’t remember it at all. And this is supposed to be a list of films I’m re-discovering! But what the hell, let’s go all-in on a brand new film that’s 29 years old. I’m hoping its old-fashioned adventurism and derring-do resonates, and gives us a fun film we’ll all enjoy. And – hey! – maybe it’ll be a gateway drug to both Raiders of the Lost Ark and Captain America: The First Avenger!

So there we are: ten films (okay, nine) that I’ve seen and want to see again but this time with small people nearby. I will do my best to keep you, my adoring public, informed as to whether the kids think they’re hits or misses. And sorry for swearing up there. Oh, and here’s another fun fact: did you know they remade Freaky Friday again? Yes! In 2018! It looks like it’s a made-for-TV musical. It’s a bit of a shame that it’s not got the star wattage of both previous versions though. I’d like to see them spend a bit of cash and do one with, oooh, Winona Ryder as the mum and Millie Bobby Brown as the kid, just to keep things all Stranger Things-y (let’s face it, that could actually be a plot in Stranger Things 4).

#top ten #films #movies #kids films #disney #disney+#streaming

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