#Homer The Iliad

[memoriesofthingspast]

achilles

[murakamijeva-muza]

“Any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.” ― Homer, The Iliad

[beeperoo]

I have a pjo/tsoa au idea

What if Achilles became a god like Thetis wanted him to? What if he gave Patroclus some of that immortality? What if neither of them died? So heres what would happen if they're minor gods in the riordonverse

They would only get cabins after the first Percy Jackson series, and the cabins would be right next to eachother, probably decorated similarly. The Achilles cabin would probably have 20-25 campers each century, and the Patroclus cabin would have 15-20 campers. The campers might consider the other cabin their siblings, but it wouldnt be uncommon for them to date. Some of the Achilles campers might have sea related powers as Achilles was born from Thetis, a sea nymph. Both cabin's campers would be skilled fighters.

The Achilles cabin and the Apollo cabin would have a rivalry. They'd either be wary or even agressive to the other. Main part of the rivalry is the mastery of the lyre, as the Achilles kids would naturally be skilled lyre players, and the Apollo kids are musically skilled too.

The Patroclus campers would powerless in a way, but probably be smart planners of battle strategists. I think they'd get along with the Athena campers.

[sophiejanefostersilver]

Iliad fans maths: if Odysseus said to be one head shorter than Agamennone, it totally makes him 1.50 meters

[burning-pining-perishing]

“Die, make an end. I shall accept my own whenever Zeus and the other gods desire.”

Achilles’ last words to the slain Hector

— Homer, The Iliad

[cuteandgoth]

[attendingthetale]

having an iliad summer. doing a ton of brooding. might be blinded by selfishness and/or rage. considering unexpectedly dying to my hubris. hopefully that wont have devastating effects

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[greeknerdsstuff]

⚠️It does not justify their actions in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️

[simoondraws]

"The horse and the infant"

[ellilyre]

Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?

For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs

[memoriesofthingspast]

achilles & sloterdijk & freud walk into a bar.

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[miyetko]

I know I messed up the lyrics a little but oh well

[dreamsandconstellations]

Odysseus in Epic: the musical

[cy-lindric]

Athena holding Achilles back in the agora, first chant

[miroana]

Achilles: I-

Odysseus: I think I know more about having ideas than you do, genius