#Hocus Pokus

[gabriel-rorke]

🎃🦇🧹

🎃- baking or going out by myself for the night- or doing a haunted house with my mom in our garage

🦇- oof- I have 2, Nightmare before Christmas and Hocus Pokus!

🧹- yep! I've made 2, my wendigo costume and my Gabriel Rorke costume!

[polish-lolita]

[bluebellzcove]

Platonic Monty x reader please where she’s Esther’s daughter and is SUPER protective of Monty and sees him as a little brother?🫶

Monty x Esther's daughter!fem!reader [platonic]

Headcannons

-When monty was still a crow he always hung on her shoulder

-if he wasn't in his cage, Monty was mostly with you in your room.

-when your mother turned him human you started being protective of the boy.

-you and monty have an older sister younger brother relationship and anyone who sees you both know that

-you absolutely the cause of his obsession with astrology from all the books he read over your shoulder.

-you knew he didn't know much about the human world so you taught him what he didn't know.

-you both absolutely watched hocus pokus

-when he first met the dead boy detectives you were a bit cautious of them.

-with monty clearly in love with Edwin you had to warn him it might not end well with your mother

-the night he came home after the park incident he cried to you all night

-when you saw him again it took everything in you to not yell your heart out at him.

-when esther turned him back to a crow you kept him in your room away from her

-you've hated Edwin for a while after that. I mean? He did crush Monty's heart.

-After esther was taken by lilth you learned a better way to turn monty human again.

-After your mother was gone your protectiveness increased a lot after the events you witnessed

You were sitting on your bed reading when Monty burst through the door. Tears stained his cheeks and his eyes were bloodshot. "Monty? What happened?" You asked sternly. "He-he doesn't love me...I kissed him.." he said sitting next to you. "Oh, Monty...I told you to be careful" you said soothing the upset boy. "If he wasn't dead I'd throttle him," you said bluntly.

That whole night you laid with Monty as he cried and cried. You felt sorry for him as he wasn't used to all these emotions and especially not something as cruel as love. In the morning you spent the whole day reading and watching Halloween movies to make him feel better. You knew your mother's plan was soon and Monty had to get the dead boy detectives into the woods and in that moment you hoped it work.

[skylarinfinity]

billy : [running towards his parents] can you teach me magic?! please please please-

male reader : [annoyed by it] okay! let's try the easy one “hocus pokus, you've now lost your focus” [use his magic to make noise behind billy than immediately teleport away when billy turn away from him]

billy : what was that? [turn back] it's nothing- woah mummy it- it work baba not here anymore!

wanda : [laughing] yes baby, it totally work.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy @loving-wanda-in-every-universe

[this-aint-massachusetts]

I can totally see Mike and Abby having a similar relationship to Max and Dani in Hocus Pokus, I mean it basically is the same.

But specifically that one scene where he convinces Dani to go to the old Sanderson Sisters house.

“Next year, we’re going as Wendy and Peter Pan; With the tights.”

“Can we go no tights?”

“No tights, no deal.”

“…Fine.”

Oh shit now I’m crafting a whole hocus pocus fnaf movie au-

[s0nge-0ff-th33-d4y]

Hocus Pocus — Insane Clown Posse 🅴

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Serial slaughtering stranglers

Jugular juggling juggalos

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks

I C fuckin' P's in the haugh

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Abracadabra boom shacka dae

I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

The Cobras, X-men, and Counts

And everybody with clown love, even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I pack up and hit the road

'Cause I don't wanna see your head explode!

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you get a two-liter with 'em

And when the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Southwest slithering snakes of darkness, come on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Shazam bam, shocka locka lokis

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho-schizo freak

And I'll call you by your name (Dick-anus)

'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck

I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard (Whoop, whoop)

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin

Everybody's waiting for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin' glass

Broke ya neck and busted your fuckin' ass

But the genie says on with the show

Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Bridge]

Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all

Fuck, fuck 'em all

Clown dog

Freak dog

Joker dog

Milenko dog

"Visions of joker cards flashing in your mother's face"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown

First time we ever went to Mexicantown

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fuckin' parking lot (Fuck you!)

Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway (Whoop, whoop)

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes

That night, I fucked three fat bitches

Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it

I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!)

[habitual-creatures]

I’ve never heard of Hocus Pokus but it sounds cool :)

It's about 16th century witches who get brought back to life on a Halloween night in the 90s!

[quispy--tarantula]

My bird is watching hocus pokus with me and everytime the ginger witch is on screen he gets mad and attacks his bell toy

[kurtlukiraz]

Hocus Pocus 2'nin kadrosunda ayrıca Whitney Peak (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina), Belissa Escobedo (American Horror Stories) ve yeni gelen Lilia Buckingham da kurnaz üçlüyü yenmek gibi zorlu bir görevi üstlenen genç kahramanlar Becca, Izzy ve Cassie rolünde yer alıyor. cadılar.Üçlünün Salem'e bir kez daha kaos getirmesini nasıl izleyebileceğinizi veya orijinali hâlâ izleyip izleyemeyeceğinizi mi merak ediyorsunuz? Öğrenmek için okumaya devam edin.Hokus Pokus 2 nasıl izlenirHocus Pocus 2, yayın platformunda yayınlandıktan sonra artık Disney Plus'ta izlenebiliyor Cuma 30 Eylül 2022.Disney Plus uygulamasını çoğu Android ve Apple cihazının yanı sıra çoğu Akıllı TV'ye ve Amazon Fire TV Stick'e de indirebilirsiniz. Disney Plus uygulamasını nasıl indireceğinizi öğrenmek için kılavuzumuza göz atın.Uyumlu Disney Plus cihazları hakkında daha fazla bilgiyi burada bulabilirsiniz.Disney Plus aboneliğinin ücreti aylık 7,99 £ veya Birleşik Krallık'ta yıllık 79,90 £'dur.Bilgilerinizi girerek şunları kabul etmiş olursunuz: Şartlar ve koşullar Ve Gizlilik Politikası. Aboneliğinizi istediğiniz zaman iptal edebilirsiniz.Orijinal Hokus Pokus nasıl izlenirHocus Pocus 2'de Winifred Sanderson rolünde Bette Midler ve Sarah Sanderson rolünde Sarah Jessica Parker yer alıyor. Disney PlusOrijinal Hocus Pocus'u Disney Plus'ta da izleyebilirsiniz. 1993'ün kült klasiği ayrıca Prime Video, Apple TV+, Disney Plus, Hulu ve Vudu gibi diğer yayın hizmetlerinde de izlenebiliyor, satın alınabiliyor ve kiralanabiliyor.Hokus Pokus 2 sinemalarda mı?Hocus Pocus 2 yalnızca Disney Plus'ta yayınlandı, bu da hiçbir zaman sinemalarda gösterime girmediği anlamına geliyor.Hocus Pocus 2 artık Disney Plus'ta izlenebiliyor. Daha fazla Film ve Fantazi haberimize göz atın veya bu gece neler olduğunu görmek için TV Rehberimizi ziyaret edin. Ayda 7,99 £ veya yılda 79,90 £ karşılığında Disney Plus'a kaydolun.Radio Times dergisini bugün deneyin ve evinize teslimatla yalnızca 1 £ karşılığında 12 sayı edinin – şimdi abone ol. TV'nin en büyük yıldızlarından daha fazlası için dinleyin Radyo Times Podcast'i.

[gundemburadadedim]

Hocus Pocus 2'nin kadrosunda ayrıca Whitney Peak (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina), Belissa Escobedo (American Horror Stories) ve yeni gelen Lilia Buckingham da kurnaz üçlüyü yenmek gibi zorlu bir görevi üstlenen genç kahramanlar Becca, Izzy ve Cassie rolünde yer alıyor. cadılar.Üçlünün Salem'e bir kez daha kaos getirmesini nasıl izleyebileceğinizi veya orijinali hâlâ izleyip izleyemeyeceğinizi mi merak ediyorsunuz? Öğrenmek için okumaya devam edin.Hokus Pokus 2 nasıl izlenirHocus Pocus 2, yayın platformunda yayınlandıktan sonra artık Disney Plus'ta izlenebiliyor Cuma 30 Eylül 2022.Disney Plus uygulamasını çoğu Android ve Apple cihazının yanı sıra çoğu Akıllı TV'ye ve Amazon Fire TV Stick'e de indirebilirsiniz. Disney Plus uygulamasını nasıl indireceğinizi öğrenmek için kılavuzumuza göz atın.Uyumlu Disney Plus cihazları hakkında daha fazla bilgiyi burada bulabilirsiniz.Disney Plus aboneliğinin ücreti aylık 7,99 £ veya Birleşik Krallık'ta yıllık 79,90 £'dur.Bilgilerinizi girerek şunları kabul etmiş olursunuz: Şartlar ve koşullar Ve Gizlilik Politikası. Aboneliğinizi istediğiniz zaman iptal edebilirsiniz.Orijinal Hokus Pokus nasıl izlenirHocus Pocus 2'de Winifred Sanderson rolünde Bette Midler ve Sarah Sanderson rolünde Sarah Jessica Parker yer alıyor. Disney PlusOrijinal Hocus Pocus'u Disney Plus'ta da izleyebilirsiniz. 1993'ün kült klasiği ayrıca Prime Video, Apple TV+, Disney Plus, Hulu ve Vudu gibi diğer yayın hizmetlerinde de izlenebiliyor, satın alınabiliyor ve kiralanabiliyor.Hokus Pokus 2 sinemalarda mı?Hocus Pocus 2 yalnızca Disney Plus'ta yayınlandı, bu da hiçbir zaman sinemalarda gösterime girmediği anlamına geliyor.Hocus Pocus 2 artık Disney Plus'ta izlenebiliyor. Daha fazla Film ve Fantazi haberimize göz atın veya bu gece neler olduğunu görmek için TV Rehberimizi ziyaret edin. Ayda 7,99 £ veya yılda 79,90 £ karşılığında Disney Plus'a kaydolun.Radio Times dergisini bugün deneyin ve evinize teslimatla yalnızca 1 £ karşılığında 12 sayı edinin – şimdi abone ol. TV'nin en büyük yıldızlarından daha fazlası için dinleyin Radyo Times Podcast'i.

[arcenic-catnip]

this weekend im going to see hocus pokus wish me luck!

[priokskfm]

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Why not?

by soulxmakasouleater I normally don't do shipping stories but this one had enough content that wasn't just romantic for it to qualify. Another incomplete tale taken from fanfiction.net this aone open up with some... weird descriptors, has some upsetting violence and closes with a revelation of a Jeff superpower that would explain oh so many things. CW// juggalette youtubers, simping, knife, murder, sexual assault, misogyny, making out, racism maybe?, making out scenes Click below to read the original unedited story

My alarm went off. I looked at the time it was late as usual. I quickly grabbed some cloths and ran to the bathroom. I turned on some ICP. (Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko album) I turned on hocus pokus. I stripped and stepped under the hot water in the shower. I shampooed and conditioned. After a while, I hurt the door open. I guess my house mate woke up. "Sup Tommy" I said. There was no response. There was a shadow cast on the curtain. It looked like Tommy, but this figure had long hair. "Stop trying to scare me Tommy. I'm late getting up as it is." I said a little louder trying to sound annoyed. The figure, that I guessed was Tommy, raised something that was in his hand. "TOMMY IT'S NOT FUNNY!" I screamed covering up knowing that the curtains were about to be pulled back. When they were pulled back, there was Tommy holding a cosplay knife. I grabbed a towel and pushed Tommy playfully as he fell laughing hysterically. "What was the point of trying to scare me? It wasn't a very good scheme either." I smirked. "You can't tell me that it didn't work." He said getting up off the floor. "Nothing is going to scare me." He frowned. I laughed and pushed him out the door. I dropped the towel and got dressed. I work from home, playing games and making YouTube videos. I started up my computer and opened what I needed for todays videos. I opened Minecraft, Happy Wheels, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I played Minecraft and recorded my game play on my single player world. Then, my FTB (Feed the Beast) server, and lastly I played on the hermitcraft server. I started uploading while I took a lunch break and read the comments on my latest videos. Only a few negative comments, but I wasn't surprised or put down by them. I read them and then moved on to the positive ones. I know there is a lot of stuff I don't notice, but come on. Everyone was saying I missed something in my mine a plot of diamonds they say. I ate my lunch and record my lunch time video and uploaded it. I started playing Amnesia and acted scared when the monsters came at me. I started uploading those videos, and opened Happy Wheels playing the next few maps and acting funny. I uploaded those. By the time I was finished it was time for dinner. I made cheese burgers and left one on the counter for Tommy. I ate and went to bed. I slept until I started felling cold. I got up to look around for a reason why. The window was open and a tree branch was almost in my room. I shut the window and left the room. I walked over to Tommys door and knocked. "Coming." He yelled. I was shivering when the door opened. "Its super cold in my room. Can I barrow your heater? I'll bring it back in the morning." I asked him. "Sure, sure here." He handed it to me. I walked out and he climbed back into bed. I plugged the heater in and turned it on. I climbed into bed and went to sleep. I woke up again to a cold breath on my face I didn't dare open my eyes. I stayed that way pretending to sleep while someone was watching me. I slowly opened my eyes to see two black soulless eyes starred back at me.

Why not? Chapter 2

When my eyes opened they widened. "I thought you were still awake." Said the man with the soulless eyes. I laughed and the man raised an eyebrow. I sat up and pushed the man out of my bed and onto the floor. "It's too late at night for this. Go away!" I said sleepily laying back down. "Bitch what the hell did you say to me?" The man yelled picking himself up off the floor. "You heard me." I sassed. He held I knife to my throat. I raised an eyebrow and smirked at him. "Are you scared now bitch?" He said sounding angry. "No, not really are you done yet I really want to go back to sleep. So, can you just leave and go kill someone else like Mrs. Johnson next door. She a bitch and is just asking for it." I said yawning and looking at the clock. He stared blankly at me. "I'll go over there and kill her for you if it gets you out of my house faster. I was kinda trying to sleep." He still said nothing. My eyes eventually adjusted to the darkness and I could see his face. He had a smile cut into his face that was kinda cute. His skin was as white as a sheet and covered in dried blood. His hair was black, and his skin was sort of leathery. I quickly grabbed the knife that he was holding to my throat, and held it to his. He again looked shocked. "How the hell did I get into this situation?" he asked himself aloud. "You know what I think we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Sara. What's yours?" I asked him. "Jeff, Jeff the Killer." He said in a cute raspy voice. "Ok, well I would like you to get out of my house, and if you're going to kill someone kill my neighbors and you will be doing me a huge favor." I led him to the front door and pushed him out and handed him his knife. I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and wrote down my phone number. "Your kinda cute, so you should call me some time or come over a night when I don't have to work in the morning." I said handing him the piece of paper and closing the door. I walked back up stairs and lay down in my bed. I woke up to my alarm the next morning. I got up did my morning videos and uploaded them mentioning the past nights event. "Ok guys the weirdest thing happened last night at like 3 o'clock in the morning. I was in my bed sleeping when I open my eyes and there is this kinda cute guy just laying in my bed staring at me. Naturally, I wasn't scared and just casually pushed him onto the floor. Then, the bastard picks himself up off the floor and put a knife to my throat. I took it from him and held it to his neck and tell him my name he tells me his I give him my fucking phone number and I push him out the door and tell him to call me. Can you guys believe that?" I start laughing and change the subject. I play my morning games and skip lunch to get ahead, so I can quit early to go for a walk. I finish and upload everything grab my white hoodie and leave. I walk around the neighborhood ignoring the police tape next door. I get to the other side of the neighborhood and someone puts there hand on my shoulder. I turn around to see my stupid ex-boyfriend and his 2 friends. "What the fuck do you want." I yell in his face. "To do this." He said and kissed me. I try to pull away, but he has a good grip on my neck. His friends pull out a video camera and hit record. He pulls away not letting go of my neck. "Let's let your YouTube viewers see what happens when they do what you do." He said laughing along with the other 2. I scream for help and say this is not acting, but Randy (my ex….. I know its kinda ironic) covers my mouth with his hand. He kicks me in the stomach and then kisses me again I spit blood into his mouth and he lets go of my neck as a throw up blood. Holding my stomach my vision got all blurry, but right before I pasted out I swear I see randy hit the ground dead.

Why not? Chapter 3

I woke up in the hospital. I looked over at the table next to me. There was a note attached to a camera. It read…..

Thought you might actually want to post this when your YouTube viewers ask why you didn't post for 3 weeks. I'm sorry I couldn't get to where you were before you got hurt. Look I know we don't really know each other, but I might actually take you up on that offer of a date. I think you are pretty, and funny, and smart. I was a little shocked when you called me cute. No one has said that to me for a while. Maybe you might want to hang out sometime...

-Jeff T.K.

I finished reading the note and picked up the camera smiling at the note. I watched the video of my getting kicked in the stomach, and then throwing up blood. I saw today's date. "Shit it really has been 3 weeks." I said aloud as a nurse walks in not noticing that I'm awake. I fake coughed and she looked up at me. "Oh I'm sorry sweetie I didn't realize you were awake. I looked at your chart and it said you were still asleep. I opened my mouth and tried to speak, but I couldn't. "Oh I'm sorry hold on sweetie." She left the room and came back with some warm water she held the cup up to my mouth and I took a few sips through the straw. I took a good look at the woman. She looked like she was in her mid to late thirties. She was dark skinned, but not fully black. She had caring eyes and a smile that made you feel happen even in the hospital. She had long hair that was up in a braid, and was wearing turquoise scrubs. (Clothes that nurses wear) I tried to speak again, my voice was raspy, but I was able to thank her before she left to let me rest. I heard a knock on the window I looked over and saw no one so I ignored it. I heard the noise again, so I got up to investigate. I opened the window and looked around. Nothing, the warm wind felt nice, so I left the window open. I lay back down in the hospital bed, but was woken up maybe an hour later by Tommy who hugged me. "OMG I MISSED YOU SARA!" he screamed loudly tearing up. "Damn it stop crying Tommy I missed you too. I'm kinda surprised you are still alive you can't cook and you broke as fuck. How have you not starved?" I asked him pushing him off me saying my ribs hurt. (They really didn't) "IDK food has like been randomly appearing in the fridge." He said. I hugged him one more time, and then he had to leave to go to work. I fell back asleep and woke up again to the felling of being watched. "Jeff" I said opening my eyes. I half expected him to be lying next to me like last time. He wasn't there though, and I sighed out of frustration. "Looking for me?" Said a raspy voice from behind me. I quickly turned around to see Jeff sitting in one of the chairs. "Where did you come from?" I said my voice raspy as well. "The window that you so casually left open." He said standing up and walking over to the side of my bed. "So, that was you knocking on the window." I said. "Maybe" He said his never blinking eyes looking from side to side. I laughed, and so did he. It got silent and I stared into his eyes for a long moment. I put my hand under his chin and pulled his lips down to mine. I kissed him softly and after a moment of shock he closed what he could of his eyes and kissed back. He slowly slid his tongue into my mouth. I let him and he leaned down further to where I didn't have to sit up. I heard footsteps he quickly did something and he somehow looked like a normal human being. We didn't stop even until the nurse walked in the room. "I had a feeling that if I let you in here that would end up happening." Said the nurse as Jeff leaned away clearing his throat. I look at him studying what had happened. His hair was brown, but still long. It wasn't his usual black though. He had eyelids not just black rings of ash. He had an average skin color, and his clothes weren't all torn and bloody. He sat down in the chair closest to my bed. My hand was resting on his which was lying on the bed. The nurse changed the I.V.'s. I'll let you 2 get back to it. She said closing the door. "How the hell did you do that?" I said to him after she was a good ways down the hall. "This is my allusion form." He leaned closer to me resting his head close to mine on the railing of the bed. I played with his now brown hair, and watched as it slowly turned black again and he went back to the Jeff I liked to see. I closed my eyes as he lean down and kissed me again for a long, long time.

[huhnkie]

~~ a bad news bear story ~~

Once upon a time

There were three bears

They roamed freely the lonely planet called

Alaska

Until people started to come

And occupy their territory 

The bear country

...

Hi 

I'm black bear

My favo folks?

I love black humans

Don't get me wrong please 

I only eat them when the resource is meager

I'm a good girl

 //:-)

...

Hey humans

I'm white bear

But please 

I ain't no racist

No Sir no Ma'am 

I am neither a white supremacist nor a neo nazist

When it comes to you my homie homo sapiens species

I don't discriminate based upon races

They taste the same way anyway 

I love humans

I love eating them too

I am an egalitarian 

I'm a nice guy

//!-)

...

Hi I'm grizzly 

Racist alaskans call me brown bear just because my skin is brown

My favorite human meat to eat?

Good question 

Let me think hard and deep...

Oh I know

I heard about this Asian Alaskan American named...

Honky Tonky Ly?

Yeah

I heard he ate 3 dogs 30 years ago in Seoul south Korea

So some part of his body actually is still doggy 

Asiatic dog meat in an oriental boy named hocus pokus honky Tonky lylyly 

That sounds like a yummilicious bread and butter breakfast to me

The fatter the better

I overheard the other day

The honky tonky lylyly man has a fat ass...

So come, you honky donky lylyly man

Come to my belly

And get digested

And be part of me

//:D

[letsjustseewhathappens]

11/4/22

Things accomplished

woke up at 11 and got in the shower

got out and hung out with t

we went to the practice room

took a nap with t until 2

woke up and went to his recital :) he was great

went back to the room while t got ready for track

smoked outside and chilled

t came back and we went to dinner

went out to target with his parents

came back and smoked with t

watched hocus pokus

[whitewaterpaper]

Hocus Pocus (1993)

¡Oi! Spoilers, stavfel och alternativa fakta kan förekomma rakt föröver!

Ses tillsammans med @kulturdasset som förprepp till Hocus Pocus 2.

KONCEPT: Nyinflyttade Max har svårt att finna sig till rätta med sitt nya liv, och framför allt Halloween, i Salem. Han följer dock, under protest, med sin syster Dani på en ”bus eller godis”-tur i kvarteret. Snart har de hamnat i häxlegenderna Sandersons stuga där enl myten en oskuld skall väcka dem till liv…

FÖRVÄNTNINGAR: Mitt personliga Halloween-firande begränsas normalt till att se om den här filmen i slutet av oktober. I år toppas firandet med att se den nysläppta uppföljaren.

TOPP: Filmens absolut roligaste scen är när systrarna kliver ur ugnen och Winnie upprepar den inspelade rösten både på engelska och spanska.

FLOPP: Max och Danis föräldrar har en liten lustig inställning till föräldraskap egentligen. De vet att Max har svårt att finna sig till rätta och de kör på med: ”synd att du inte trivs, men du får sitta barnvakt åt din syster under Halloween så vi kan partaya i fred”. Hade de tänkt att den detaljen skulle hjälpa liksom?

KONSTATERANDE: En film som kanske floppade när det begav sig med byggt upp en stadig kultstatus med åren. Kanske för dess gedigna produktionsvärden och för att den verkligen tåls att ses om och om igen? Speciellt sedan Halloween som fenomen växt i status med åren och spridit sig utanför Usa? Den här har en perfekt mix av humor, äventyr och att växa med uppgiften – en familjefilm av klassiskt snitt innan de utvecklades till glorifierade barnfilmer.

PS: Den här filmen har antagligen begåvats med vad som måste vara 1993 års bästa cgi. Katten Binx håller för att synas i sömmarna fortfarande.