#Hobo Voorhees

[clarktooncrossing]

HEY THERE PEOPLE OF TODAY AND ROBOTS OF TOMORROW!

IT'S ME, CLARK!

For the last twelve years peeps have asked me if I was opened to commissions. I had only offered services like that once, resulting in a weird transformation comic where some dude gets turned into a sexy duck. Hey, guy's gotta pay for pizza somehow, folks. Especially when Pizza Monster keeps stealing mine! At this rate I should stop spending my moola on deep-dish and use it to fortify my home. Luckily I might be able to do so now, thanks to all of you out there! For you see, it was during those twelve years that a few of you kept coming back to my deviantART page to see what crazy new things the Clarktoons and I were up to. Whether it was to see how many characters I could cram into one Sketch BOOM, hear my thoughts regarding Christmas Specials in Giraffe's Eye View, or simply to witness whatever cute crap Bumper was up to, 500 of you weirdos liked whatever I was doing. I couldn't be more grateful to those 500 peeps. I've always said my purpose in life was to make people happy, so knowing I've done so for that many people helps remind me that I'm doing something right. You all are truly the best and there's nothing I could do to express my immense appreciation. Or is there? A few of you may recall my promising something whenever I reached that many followers. While I've been distracted with my recent hacking incident or preparing for the upcoming Holiday seasons, I didn't forget about said promise. At long last, I have opened myself up to commissions! If anybody out there wants me to draw some silly silly, I'm ready to do so [within reason]. Details and prices will be posted in a journal sometime soon, but for now let's get to a commission paid for by my friend The Bargain Bin Hobo.

Horrible things hide in the dark. Be that the darkness of the woods outside your cabin door or the darkest corners of your own subconscious. From these blackened pools come creatures with little regard to those puny fleshbags known as humans. People don't matter to either of them. All that counts are the amount of bodies dropped. It's like a sick contest. Who can acquire the higher fatality rate? How quickly can they murder every hapless, horny teenager in sight? Which of the slashers reigns supreme: Hobo Voorhees or Freddy Dudeler? Doesn't really matter either way. No matter who wins, we all lose! It's nothing but a sick game. One developed my LGN if their colors are any indication.

I know what you're thinking: Clark, this is a perfect picture for Halloween! Of course it is, silly! When Hobo first approached me to make this particular pic, saving it for Christmas Day was the obvious option. After all, it's not like I wanted to post this for his birthday or Halloween or anything. Nah, that would've been stupid and made actual sense. Saving this poster depicting a battle between two undead serial killers for the day most associated with the birth of Christ makes way more sense. I'm an idiot. Still, I'm an idiot who made a decent poster-style picture anyway. Hobo approached me with this commission specifically asking for the two monsters to be given their NES color scheme. Foolishly he wasn't very specific beyond that, hence why his Jason is based on the one from Part 6. What can I say, the belt and glove look is dope. Drawing the dual dueling monsters itself was easy, taking me two days to finish. The hard part was the background. I suuuuuck at drawing those, having to use some Illustrator trickeries to pull this off. Hopefully my perspective skills improve in the future. For now, I hope you all enjoy this as much as Hobo did! Have a Happy Christmas devoid of machetes or murder gloves! 

MAY THE GLASSES BE WITH YOU!

[zombie-hickey]

He'd take one look at me and wouldn't be able to kill me. I'm just too fuckable and adorable. One look at me and he'd be in love. He'd love me. You just don't get it. I'm the exception to his wraith. You don't understand. I'm definitely his type.

[slasherfckr]

🔪💀Slashers and their favorite Kinks (With an implied female S/O) -NSFW💀🔪

Characters: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire

⚠️Warnings⚠️- Mentions of Blood/Blood play along with knife play as well as alluding to pregnancy/a breeding kink, Sex (Vaginal), and masturbation

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Michael Myers

Not surprising at all that he's big into blood and knife play 🔪🩸

Dude is also a huge sadist (obviously) but also a little bit of a masochist as well

If you're fine with it, he'll slice you a little on a breast and start licking and sucking the mess up. Don't worry, he won't leave too bad of a wound. He wants you around after all

Once he 100% trusts you and then some, he'll give you his knife and let you cut into him a little. If you're not comfortable with the knife being used at all on either of you, that's fine with him. He's more into the blood play anyways

He comes home bloodier than usual so he can smear it all over your face. The crimson of the blood matches your eye color so well. Drives him absolutely mad

Jason Voorhees

Baby boy absolutely has a praise kink

Please tell him if he's doing a good job eating you out or if his cock is filling you nicely 🥺 He not only needs the reassurance but the praises will absolutely make him pick up the pace

But not too fast unless you're begging him. He's got a good size difference on you. He doesn't want to accidentally hurt you

Jason will absolutely NOT tolerate anything to do with blood during sex or humiliation. So don't ask him.

Thomas Hewitt

Two words: BREEDING 👏KINK👏

Just seeing you do anything around the Hewitt residence turns him on immediately

Unless you say otherwise, this man will always fill up your tight little pussy with his seed

He's trying to knock you up on purpose. Family is most important to him after all

If you beg him to put a baby in you during sex, Thomas will not be able to control himself

Normally he wouldn't go so hard and fast into you but just thinking about you carrying his child makes his mind go numb 🥵

If he does go too hard or fast for you and you do ask him to tone it down a bit, he immediately will.

Brahms Heelshire

You'd think this special, stinky, wall hobo wouldn't have any kinks or anything due to having to hide out in the walls for most of his life but nope. He's got quite a few kinks 😉

His biggest being a spanking kink

He'll literally go out of his way just to annoy you until you get fed up and have to punish him

He also absolutely loves being tied up and being denied a release until you decide when enough is enough (which is usually after you've had a few orgasms yourself)

But oh boy. When you decide you wanna do both at once, though

You'll have his arms tied up over his head so he can't do anything but just lay there as you take his huge cock into your seeping, wet hole. Moving your gorgeous hips in just the right way as you spank his thighs

Everytime he gets close to a release, you stop and hop off him. You sit at the end of the bed and let him watch as you bring yourself to your release

He's pleading with you during the entire time for you to get back on him so he can make the both of you feel good with his cock

"Please (Y/N), please.... I'll be good....I swear"

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👀 I think I may have gone a little overboard with Brahms' one. Oh well. Might do a second part with the Sinclair Twins, Harry Warden and some other slashers if this is well received enough.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ok ok... What other villains can you imagine pulling out from under your stove? I've already got Jim, but I need to know what other guys you can imagine XD

(For those of you who are looking at this wondering what I'm talking about. Slashing, it's your choice if you decide to give context XD)

I choose NOT to give context XDD Not that we have a whole lot to begin with 😂���� OT is better this way XD

Characters you Pull Out from Under the Stove

XDD Okay so

Creepypasta:

BEN Drowned, Candy Pop, Clockwork, Eyeless Jack, Hobo Heart, the whole 'The Killer' crowd including Liu and Sully, Kagekao, Masky, Nathan the Nobody, Ticci Toby and Zalgo

Disney Villain:

Bill Cipher, Don Karnage, Dr Facilier, Goob, Greasy Weasel, McLeach, Negaduck, Psycho Weasel!, Scar, Shan Yu, Stupid Weasel, King Candy / Turbo, Wheezy Weasel and Yzma

Horror Villains:

Animal the Cannibal, Baby Firefly, Bo Sinclair, Chop Top Sawyer, Chucky, Drayton (and he has complaints about the state of your ovan's undercarriage too 😅😅), Foxy, Jason Voorhees, Jerry Dandridge, Leslie Vernon!! (He's in hiding XD and where does he decide to hide? Under your oven in your kitchen.), Lester Sinclair, Michael Myers (homeless man that he is), Midnight Man, Rocco the Clown, Stu Macher, the Djinn, The Huntress, and Vincent Sinclair.

Do you have any edits or additions? XD

[darkpeacemusic]

Rules for my asks/requests

Plz read before asking for requests

Fandoms and characters I will accept (so far):

Stranger Things (Mike, Dustin, Will, Lucas, Max, Eleven, Nancy, Steve, Jonathan)

Slashers (Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Candyman, pennywise (1990), Ghostface (Stu and Billy), Billy Lenz, Carrie, Chucky, Tiffany, Michael Myers, Bubba Sawyer, Jennifer Check, Norman Bates, Sinclair Brothers, Harry Warden)

Five Nights at Freddy’s (both games and movie) (Michael Afton, Mike Schmidt, Vanessa A., Vanessa Shelley, any animatronics except BB and JJ, Gregory (platonic only), Cassie (platonic only), Abby Schmidt (platonic only), Henry Emily)

Beetlejuice (Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice)

Final Girls/Guy (Nancy Thompson, Sidney Prescott, Gale Weathers, Ash Williams)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward, Al)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossa)

South Park (Kenny, Kyle, Butters)

Creepypasta/Slenderverse (Ben Drowned (platonic only), Jeff, Liu, Sully, Jane, Ticci Toby, Masky/Tim, Hoodie/Brian, Kate the Chaser, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Slender brothers (platonic only), Sally (platonic only), Dr Smiley, Nurse Ann, Nina, Candy Pop, Jason the Toymaker, The Puppeteer, Clockwork, Rouge, Wilson, Zalgo (platonic only), Nathan, Bloody Painter, Kagekao, Jill, Sadie, Hobo Heart, Cat Hunter, Chris the Revenant, X-Virus, Dollmaker, Frankie the Undead, Judge Angels, Lifeless Lucy (platonic only), Lost Silver (platonic only), Glitchy Red, Dr. Locklear, Lulu (platonic only), Killing Kate, Evan, Lauren, Jeff (from EMH), Jay Merrick, Alex Kralie, Amy, Jessica Locke, Seth Wilson, Will Grossman)

DCEU (Bruce Wayne)

MHA (Deku, Bakugo, Tokoyami, Kirishima, Denki, Jirou, Iida, Todoroki, Awaiza (platonic only), Mina, Tyusu, Momo)

MCU (Tony Stark (platonic only), Steve Rogers (platonic only) Peter Parker, Natasha Romanoff, Thor, Loki, Bruce Banner)

Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore (platonic only), Nevel, Remus, the Weasley twins (Fred and George), Luna, Ginny, Draco)

Boyfriend to Death 1 + 2 (Strade, Ren, Lawrence, Sano, Vincent, Akira, Cain, Damien)

Till Death Do Us Part (Chris, Marcus, Aria, Jack, Ellen)

Alice Madness Returns (Alice)

What I will write

General headcanons

X reader headcanons

Oneshots

Canon x canon headcanons (as long as it's appropriate)

Fluff

Angst

Gender neutral reader

Child reader (plantonic)

NSFW/Smut

Poly (only if the characters are the same age and are not related to each other)

S/Os with certain mental illnesses (eg anxiety, OCD, depression)

What I will not accept

Any specific gender reader (Cuz I don’t want to offend anyone by accident)

Rape

Abuse

Parent S/O

Trans S/O (again trying not offend anyone by accident)

Incest

Pedophilla

Pregnant S/O

[dead-as-i-tread]

100 things I love about him♡

His face

His clothes

His personality

His jokes

The way he smells

The way he makes me laugh when im sad

His patience (bc I'm a dumbass)

How romantic he is

His height

His taste in music

He's protective

He's smart

His good manners (sometimes😂)

He's so sweet

His notification

He always calls me pretty

His presence

His voice

His laugh

He's adorable

His kisses

The way he treats me

How fast he is 🙈 (track)

His cuddles

The way he comforts me

The way he understands me

He avoids conflict

He's honest

His love for me <3

He is a cat person🤭

His date ideas

His thoughtfulness

He never ignores me

He's handsome

He makes me feel special

He has the best hugs 🥹

His reassurance

He treats me like a princess

He appreciates me

His gifts

His hand placement 🥴

The favors he does for me

He feeds me 😂

He looks just like a dream😩

He respects my boundaries and is respectful to me

He makes me blush and never fails to give me butterflies 🦋

He cooks and bakes really well

His energy and he feels like home

His willingness to try new things

He wants to spend time with me and always wants to stay with me at my house

He takes good care of his siblings

When im stuck he helps me find a solution

He reminds me to do things since im forgetful

He's trustworthy and loyal

He listens to my stupid stories

His eyes

He doesn't care what other people think

His body

He knows how to make me feel good about myself

He always has my back and supports me

He keeps his promises

He allows me to be fully myself with him

He puts up with my crazy family

He values my opinions

He makes me feel safe

He always says goodnight and goodmorning

He tells me he loves me

He is my best friend

He puts up with my bipolar 🥲

His taste in movies

He gives me his clothes >:)

He lets me talk to him about anything free of judgment

He loves all of me even the not so great parts

He makes me weak in the knees (and other places.)

He's sentimental (just like me)

We share the same dark humor

He has deep conversations with me

He likes true crime

He's literally the best

He makes sure I'm cozy 🥰

He has a beautiful way with words

He's goofy

He makes my inner child happy

He'd kill for me

He believes in me

He cares about how I feel

He inspires me

He is my ride or die

He asks about my day and genuinely cares

He doesnt get bored of me

He gives me his cool Jason Voorhees jacket when im cold 🙈

My dad likes him 💪

His muscles 🤭

His aesthetic

HES A METAL HEAD🤘

His touch

He's crazy like me :)

He's passionate

He calls me gorgeous even when i look like a hobo

He looks hot 24/7 no matter what he's doing

[fandoms9393]

list of requests

Hi! I would like to start accepting requests! Below is a list of characters and fandoms for which I am ready to write. I also want to note that I will ONLY write SLASHERS X DOM MALE READER and CREEPYPASTA X DOM MALE READER!!! I am waiting for your requests . Also, if you are looking for a certain character that is not on my list, then feel free to order or ask me about it. The character can be from any fandom you want. Send messages via a request or through my mailbox. You can also write to me about it in the comments

What I will write:

• Longing

• Fluff

• NSFW

• Death

• Torture

• Alternative Realities

What I won't write:

• Incest

• Pedophilia

Creepypasta:

Characters:

• Jeff the killer

• Ticci Toby

• Bloody Painter

• Jason the Toymaker

• Candy Pop

• Eyeless Jack

• Ben Drowned

• Demon Sky

•Liu

•Hobo Heart

•Kagekao

•Reggie

•Laughing Jack

•Hoodie

•Masky

Slashers:

Characters:

•John Kramer ( Designer )

•Jason Voorhees

•Vincent and Bo

•Chucky ( Charles Lee Ray )

•Michael Myers

And each other

[godihateyou]

Hello!!

This blog is mainly for playlists or small head cannons, (if requested.) I can write/create for:

(This list will be updated)

NSFW Head cannons are welcomed, AS LONG AS it is an 18+ character.

(requests closed for now) 

Slashers (No Character x Character)

Michael Myers (RZ! and OG!)

Billy Lenz 

Brahms Heelshire

Leatherface (Hewitt&Sawyer

Jason Voorhees

The Predator

All three Sinclair brothers (no poly)

Creepypasta 

Eyeless Jack

Jeff the Killer

Ticci Toby

Ben Drowned

Slenderman

Laughing Jack/Jill

Candy Pop

Puppeteer

Bloody Painter

Dr. Smiley

Zero

Nurse Ann

Hobo Heart

Nina the Killer

Jane the Killer

Homicidal Liu/Sully  

Jason the Toy-maker

FnaF 

William Afton (all versions, please be specific)

Michael Afton (NO NSFW FOR YOUNG MICHAEL)

Ballora

Funtime Foxy

Funtime Freddy

Glamrock Freddy

Roxanne Wolf

Glamrock Chica

Montgomery Gator

Glamrock Bonnie

OG Freddy

OG Chica

OG Foxy

OG Bonnie

The Mangle

everymanHYBRID (No character x character)

Jeffery

Evan

Vincent

HABIT

Stephanie

Jessica

Marble Hornets 

Brian

Alex

Jay

Tim

Seth

Masky

Hoodie

Sully

Jessica

[frontproofmedia]

Dolo Flicks: Initial Reaction - Eli Roth's 'Thanksgiving' is a Homage to 80's Slashers and is Pure Fun

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Published: November 23, 2023

"Sorry, Jessica! This year, there will be... no leftovers!"  -- John Carver

Director Eli Roth ventures back into the world of horror with a love letter to slashers with 'Thanksgiving.' It is a slasher film that harkens back to the subgenre's heyday when they were mass-produced almost on what felt like a weekly basis. The film follows in the footsteps of Robert Rodriguez's Machete and Jason Eisener's Hobo with a Shotgun as the third film that has been adapted from the trailers of the movie Grindhouse in 2007.

The Thanksgiving trailer was arguably the most popular featured in Grindhouse. Roth has been busy over the last decade producing, directing, and more actively acting. So it's surprising that it took so long for Thanksgiving to be made, considering it was only three years after Grindhouse that Machete was released. 

"We wanted to get it right," Roth told the New York Times. "We couldn't crack the story. The fun thing about doing a fake trailer is that you get to do the best parts of the movie, and nothing has to make sense. For years, we were thinking, why would someone dress like a pilgrim and go on a killing spree? How do you go from one kill to another without it feeling like a 90-minute version of the trailer?

"Then it occurred to me," Roth continued. "What if we pretend that a Thanksgiving movie from 1980 was really made. And the day it was released, it was so shocking and offensive that every print was pulled from the theater and ordered destroyed. The only thing that survived was one copy of the trailer that's been lurking around the darkest corners of 4Chan. This is the 2023 reboot of what that movie might have been."

Eli Roth's 'Thanksgiving' succeeds as a homage to the slashers of the 1980’s

Thanksgiving follows a group of friends in Plymouth, Massachusetts, after a horrific event at the local superstore RightMart on the eve of Black Friday on Thanksgiving day. Numerous people were injured and killed attempting to get into the store. Now, one year later, those who were responsible are being hunted and killed one by one by a killer dressed as a pilgrim in a John Carver mask. 

Following the template of 1978's Halloween, in 1980, Friday the 13th sparked a renaissance of horror films that could be based on seemingly almost any pseudo-holiday. Films like Silent Night, Deadly Night, New Year's Evil, and My Bloody Valentine were all centered around a holiday featuring a killer. 

The slasher film has always been the most prominent and popular in the horror genre. The sub-genre has delivered some of horror's most iconic characters, such as Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Ghostface. Due to the often low expectations of slashers in opting to bring an overall fun experience that focuses more on kills than story, a filmmaker can practice their craft almost without restriction. 

Roth has always been a director who pushes the envelope when it comes to bringing gore to audiences. He directed films such as Hostel and The Green Inferno, which were considered highly violent in their time. While not reaching the levels of pure splatter like last year's Terrifer 2, Thanksgiving's greatest strength is in its unique and fun kills that leave viewers closing grimacing and cheering right after.

Slashers tend to overly rely on the killer's characteristics to guide the manner of their kills. Thanksgiving doesn't fall into that trap, utilizing the unique locations to enhance some of the gore, including one victim being cooked alive. Often left out of discussions regarding what makes a great horror film is the atmosphere. The location of Thanksgiving pulls the audience further into believing it's the fall and holiday season.

One of the criticisms Roth has faced throughout his career is his writing. Thanksgiving was written by Roth along with Jeff Rendell. To the film's credit, they keep the script simple as a mixture between The Prowler and Friday the 13th as a tale of revenge. At times, the group of friends here are unlikeable but never reach the levels of unbearable that some of Roth's earlier work provided. 

The cast is helmed by the lead final girl, Jessica (Nell Verlaque), whose father owns RightMart. The teenage group of friends feels generic but never overstays their welcome, going overboard and being obnoxious. The two veterans holding the film together are Patrick Dempsey as Sheriff Eric Newton and Rick Hoffman as Thomas Wright. 

For fans of slashers, Thanksgiving is near perfection. It doesn't try to be anything more than a movie about a pilgrim-dressed killer out for revenge on a holiday. Those who grew up with an abundance of slashers in the 1980s will appreciate the work Roth and his team did with Thanksgiving. The film manages to implement its share of nostalgia for an often maligned era and does enough updating for modern audiences that can convert skeptics into new fans.

(Featured Image: TriStar Pictures/Sony Pictures)

[geekgemsspooksandtoons]

“His name was Jason. And today is his birthday”

I miss Jason. I miss him a lot.

It’s been so long since I drew my boy. Just my take on him. He’s supposed to be huge, as if Derek Mears (The man who played him in FT13th 20019) is supposed to play him. There’s more info below talking about my...reimagining AU idea where this version of Jason is from. Details are still developing. I first told this to my good friend @lovezdarestevez4ever​ about it. This was taken from a draft where I copied it from one of my messages. But I now realized using the draft is needless because I’m copying them from the message. Details are still developing about this AU.

An AU that I remember that I have jokingly dubbed this idea “MILF vs Jason”...yes, it’s funny. 

Also, there’s a second drawing without the scribbles in his hair because I forgot to try to make his hair look gray in some areas. This was taken from a draft where I copied it from one of my messages. 

“Okay...okay...I'd may want to copy this into a draft sometime...maybe when I post my drawing of Jason.

I had this reimagining idea of the saga where I guess I can call it a more streamlined version of the original saga. But it seems modernized and...more emotional. Yet I want it to be scary.

The story involves a young mother (In her early 30's) likely moving to Crystal Lake with her only daughter (Who may have Autism but still acts normal enough) and they live next to the Packanack Lodge from part 2 or something.

Even though when she was young while she was still pregnant, she came across a strange shack in the woods. The same shack Jason lives in. She doesn't find Pamela's head. But a baghead Jason arrives at home and tries to capture her. Fearing not just for her life, but even her unborn child, she escapes.

But again, despite what I said. Jason didn't try to kill her, but simply tried to capture her. After that, the mother leaves the area for about maybe 11 years or so. But overtime, she's healed.

She's a child psychologist who loves her daughter. She's a reinvention of Ginny Field. Or there's this idea of combing Chris Higgins and Ginny into one person. Such as the idea of calling her Ginny Higgins...but I question if I should go with that.

Despite that one day, she assumed the man was a crazy hobo. She's mainly moved on, and maybe due to money reasons (I'm not sure) or to help out an ex-boyfriend Paul (Shit, he did have a last name) who was responsible for getting Ginny "Knocked up" but somehow the two still have a good relationship.

But when Ginny moves there. Jason realizes she's returned, and with some young adults likely moving into his territory, he doesn't do it a lot. But now, he's out to kill. Yet there's not just that. Even though I should work on the "Body count" angle because that isn't the focus of the main story.

The main focus is of Jason wanting to kidnap Ginny and bring her back "Home" to his shack because he genuinely believes she's a reincarnation of his own mother. She looks awfully similar to her but different. And the idea that her motherly nature reminds him a lot about her. This part may likely sound like bullshit.

I'll get to the point. I reveal that in this timeline, Pamela was still killed by Alice Hardy, but Alice was never killed by Jason. She never came back or she somewhere far away. But Jason's first kill is...someone I've been wondering about.

Pamela's murders at Camp Crystal Lake either happened in the late 80's or 90's. And her tale is spoken about, but sometimes forgotten. But Jason is kind of a weird legend. Despite some people go missing in the woods if they mess around.

There's this idea to while make this a scary slasher story. It's strangely emotional because while I am still wondering about it. I feel like fans may hate it.

Things like Ginny's daughter trying to save her mother, and Ginny realizing the "Crazy hobo" that tried catching her was in fact Jason Voorhees, Pamela's son. That the story Paul talked about was in fact true. And she realizes he kidnapped her because he legit believes she's his mother in some way.

Despite understanding he is a legit grown man (Who is likely from my ideas, his early 50's or late 40's, he has gray hairs showing in his hair) who has murdered people. But there's a part of her who understands, considering his life story and what happened to him and his mother. There's a part of her who wants to help him. Even if it's also to save herself.

But there's also the fact she also has a daughter that's disabled. Yet she's doing alright because she was in a great environment growing up. While Jason, pretty much got the shitty side of a stick and Ginny seeing I guess...someone who needed help, but he never got it.

Like, she's seeing I guess you could see a darker side of what would've happened if her child went through something like that. Despite Jason's case was sadly worse.”

Final update since I revealed it. Like I revealed in this tweet. https://twitter.com/Geekgem1/status/1585559202453278721

Yeah...I used Simon’s hair from Infinity Train for reference...strangely amusing I know.

[dailyjasonvoorhees]

too big and confusing

[dat-soldier]

Some anon asked when I was going to draw some other ones, though originally my plan was to only draw the playable Jasons from the Friday the 13th game. Well, why not just draw them anyway?

Featuring:

Mrs Voorhees AKA The original Crystal Lake killer

Swamp Ting AKA Kid Jason

Unfrozen TV Dinner AKA Jason X (Pre-Uber)

Punching Bag AKA Freddy VS Jason

Hobo Mountain Man AKA Remake Jason

[umbrawritesbadhorror]

Request Rules

I’ve been meaning to do this but I’ve been busy.

The Slashers and other characters I’ll write for are:

Jason Voorhees (2 and 3)

Bubba Sawyer (Leatherface from the first and second movies for those who don’t know)

Freddy Krueger (I’m rusty and I don’t like him much so)

Michael Myers (I’m SUPER rusty for this boy)

Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray (Human only)

Paul “Chop-Top” Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Otis B. Driftwood

Other Character I’ll write for are:

Centipede (OC)

Luigi Largo (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Pavi Largo (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

GraveRobber (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

The Magician (The Devil's Carnival)

The Twin (The Devil's Carnival)

The Hobo Clown (The Devil's Carnival)

Hellboy (Hellboy series)

Abraham Sapien (Hellboy series)

I Take Requests For:

Headcanons, fluff, ship pairings, and reader pairing.

I won’t write anything nsfw but if you ask me something like “what’s so and so’s dick size” I honestly wouldn’t care.

Also for reader pairings please tell me your pronouns :)

Edit: Added Repo! The Genetic Opera characters

[praphit]

Granny Lee Curtis vs The Perv

Sooooo, I wasn't going to go see this movie. Based off of the trailer, I just didn't think it would be any good. My first reaction to the trailer was "WHY?! Why, Mike Myers?!" Have you ever see the aging athlete who thinks he/she still has it?:

They can't dunk anymore. They can't throw a football further than my grandmother. They don't even see the fastball go over the plate anymore. They're like "What do you mean strike three? He never threw a pitch." It's just embarrassing. This is how I felt about Michael Myers trying to make another comeback.

Plus, I've always been a Friday the 13th type of guy. I feel like Mike and Jason are in the same game, so you have to pick one. It's like Twilight - Team Edward or Team Jacob. The sickly looking Edward that all of the ladies wanted vs the beefcake Jacob who fewer ladies wanted... I never understood that; you always bet on beefcake right?? Idk, but my beefcake has always been Jason Voorhees - he so much better than Mike in every way:

Jason is an artist with his kills.

Mike just uses that kitchen knife. Every now and then he'll pick up a crowbar or a hammer, but then go right back to that knife. Change it up once and a while, Mike!

Jason wouldn't simply do his thang at camp sites - he'd be adventurous and head to Hell or even outer space to do his art.

Mike just stuck with his old neighborhood.

And I never liked Mike's mask; I always thought it looked dumb. He looked like one of those Trolls.

And Mike could never catch his main prey (Jamie Lee Curtis). Jason only let people live to get them after the credits or in the first scene of his sequel (cuz he's a showman). Mike has had 40 years to catch Jamie Lee, and nothing! BUM!

Speaking of Jamie Lee, and I have to say this on the front end. Let's look at JLC

- beatiful.

I say this because this JLC is not the one we're getting in the movie.

This is the one we're getting -

I looked at the trailer and I was like "Damn, Jamie. That's dedication to your craft." THAT or Judy Greer (who is also in this flick) saw JLC and said to herself "Even kickin 60, she's too good lookin. I need more attention, so I can steal this franchise from her. Hey, producers, let's oldify her... I'm your new star!" People don't know that about Judy; she's cutthroat. She's got JLC lookin like a closet lesbian, hobo, cat lady.

I'm sorry! She doesn't look bad, I just don't know what look they were going for... she doesn't have to worry about Michael, cuz osteoporosis is right around the corner.

I wasn't about to watch a movie where two senoir citizens are fighting to the death - that's simply exploitive. BUT, JLC & Mikey must have gotten tired of me talkin shit, so they got some good writers, good actors, tons of guns... got John Carpenter to dust off his keyboard for the theme music, and word on the streets is that they made a decent flick! I couldn't pass it up -

This flick starts off with two journalist being curious about Michael and JLC's story. Mikey was chillin in a mental prison somewhere far away - hiding from bad sequels, and they had to come along and rattle the bear cage. DUMB!

Not really a spoiler, cuz most of us know that whoever messes with the monster usually gets eaten by the monster... everyone knows this except these two idiots. There's a doctor with them, when these two go to see Michael. You could see it in his eyes, he knew these two were gonna die. Big dummies.

Meanwhile, Granny Lee Curtis

Sorry... wrong pic.

There she is -

She has been living a nightmare. Her house (which Judy Greer, her daughter grew up in) looks like something out of those "Saw" movies. She turned it into a giant trap. Forget panic rooms, this is a panic house! She has turned away all community, and even her own family to prep for Michael. She has even been praying that one day Michael would escape, so that she can kill him. And she's ready!

Apparently, God was bored and granted GLC her request. Michael was being transported and somehow (they never explain) the bus turns over and everyone escapes, including Michael. Cue the Halloween theme music.

What I liked about this movie:

It feels like a solid film. They build up characters. They set mood well. There's actual acting. They have a few scenes where they explore trauma and the effects it has on the individual, the abuser, and the family. Good stuff! I also like that this movie has a retro vibe to it without really being old school. But, we ain't here for Oscar Winning BS - we want killing!

Let the battle begin!

Mikey is back to his old tricks - being crazy slow, using that tired ol kitchen knife, and chasing after dumb/clumsy people. He even gets this one woman while she's on the toilet; that just wasn't right. Mike's a perv, man! He's checking in on ladies while they're in the bathroom, while they're showering, while they're undressing, while they're sleeping. Somebody needs to stop this guy!

Maybe GLC - she has the guns to do it. There was actually contro over the guns (being so pro-shoot'em up!); you know how people are...

Wouldn't you want all the guns in the world if Michael were after you. Not to mention the fact that the police in that town are so useless. There's an actor (Will Patton) who plays the lead investigator. I feel like I see this actor play the same role over and over again. He's always playing the cop who's after a psycho... and he never catches him. Just going from movie to movie, show to show, failing miserably.

I'm not exactly a gun lover, but I'll take all the guns I can get if this is after me.

Mike ain't no joke either - he gets shot up, gets body parts blown off and still stays calm and keeps coming after you.

I have to admit, I was wrong about this movie. I thought it would suck, and it's actually really good! I mean, Mike Myers is still kind of a bore... and too old for this...

Just look at his mask... that hair line is running back scared, and y'all can't notice too much from this pic, but even the hair on the MASK is thinning.

Someone is trying to send him a message that he's just not getting. But, everything else about this movie works well!

In fact, the only complaint I have (outside of GLC being insanely strong when close up with Michael... like, normally Mike crushes you when he gets his hands on you but... anyway; maybe GLC has been in the gym and juicin). There's things in this movie that they do well, that I wanted more of -

- the sensitive scenes when they were acting their asses off.

- the killing from Mike - he crushes one dude's skull with his boot... more of that!

- and they have a little kid in this movie who steals the show

Grade: A-

Although, I dig this film, I hope the love I'm sure Mike Myers will get doesn't go to his head, and he ends up doing like 3 more sequels. He'll end up like Sylvester Stallone (who's about to do Rambo - at age older than dirt).

It'll never stop. Eventually, we'll hear that Halloween music playing, and see Mike roll out in a wheelchair to catch GLC at the nursing home - still holding that same kitchen knife, with his mask totally bald. The only thing that will stop him is a lack of ramps.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hi, could you consider? Jason Voorhees x reader thing where the reader was Jasons friend before he died and now they visit the camp every year to pay their respects on the aniversity of his death and they sorta rekindle their friendship after a while?

I tried to go with big events or staples in Jason’s life ^^ But my knowledge of Friday the 13th movies is… a bit limited… my bad.  I hope you like it anyway!! I hope its what you wanted ^^

1958 (Reader and Jason are like, 12 here): 

When I… saw him, I was scared. At first. Not of him exactly, I don’t think at least, but of the entire situation. He was supposed to be dead, and things that are alive after that are never showed in a sweet light. Vampires, zombies, ghosts.

But then he held my hand like he always would and gently lead me to his old cabin, where apparently, he was still living. I felt happy, I gave him the picture I drew him, and he smiled at me. I thought he could come home with me now, and everything would be okay! But… something was different about it all. His hands were always cold, but now they felt freezing. He spoke even less then he used to, as well. And the cabin was dirty, and he couldn’t possibly live here comfortably.

And then, I asked him to come back with me and mum. “Its okay! Jason, now we can go back home, and you won’t have to live here! We can still be friends! I’ve missed you.”

He gives me a tiny smile back, but awkwardly pulls his icy hand away from me. Shaking his head, he steps back and sits on his mother old bed. Which is mouldy and where the sheets to be white, are brown now. So, I don’t sit with him. “I… can’t go… “

My heart sinks, because of something worse than disappointment. “But… you can’t live here!” There’s no food, or clean water, or proper shelter! And… no parents. The idea is insane!

I watch while his fingers clench into the mattress his mother used to sleep on, and feel a dull, slow realisation dawn on me. Like when you’re three days from having to go back to school after a wonderful holiday. “M-my… my mum… “ I look up him with wide, furrowed eyes while thinking about all his changes. He died, even though its hard to believe, looking at him. The cold isn’t bothering him, in some places moss from the water still clung to him in some places, he was comfortable in this place that I couldn’t ever stay in no matter how much someone paid me. He’s changed so much… to the point where, weirdly, he fits here. And I can’t think of a thing that I could say or do to change his mind.

For the first time in my life I feel completely, wholly helpless. There’s nothing I could ever do, to… save him. His eyes are duller than they were when… we were friends… and he’s not him anymore. Even though it look, and feels like him. My friend Jason is gone.

He’s gone somewhere I can’t follow him.

1983: 

Awkwardly, I purse my lips, looking around at the forest while Jason carves into some wood, bored himself. I think that’s the piece of wood he was working on last year. “Okay… well, bye Jason.” I have been waiting for this all day! I want nothing but to leave Jason and get back to my family, the people I chose. It no longer feels like a choice to see Jason, even if it only once a year.

Its not like he makes me, its more that I force myself to come because I have my whole life since he died and if I couldn’t handle the guilt if I left him alone on his anniversary day one year. It used to be nice, when once a year my mum would drive me up and here and I would get to see my friend, even if it was different and weird. But soon enough, somewhere between high school and getting married, it became a burden. Because, really, what do we have in common?? Nothing. Why are we dragging this on, when all we have in common is history? History means very little when theirs no good memories to give it substance.

Oh… shit. Even thinking that sentence in my head felt bad. Of course, there were good memories… but its been so long since we’ve made a new one that I’ve forgotten what it felt like. What little I do remember, from when we little, feels made up. That’s how little it surfaces now.

As I pat his shoulder and get up from the porch where we were sitting for 4 hours -Four long, painful hours, - I accidentally wobble a bit and get a glimpse of the back of his head on accident. For a moment I keep going, getting to my feet and turning to walk off to my car, before I realise that what I just saw was not normal. People do not have dents like that in the back their head. Well, I mean, some people with the same condition Jason has sometimes do, but he was not born with this particular depression. I whip back around, surprising him and look shocked at him. “What the hell is that!?” He grunts, and shifts uncomfortably at that because he doesn’t talk anymore, and I soften my look a tiny bit in apology, knowing he doesn’t like swearing. “Right, sorry.” I roll my eyes. “But what is that crater in the back of your head Jason?!”

He sighs, deeply and shrugs.

“No, don’t you give me that. What is it? You bang your head on a branch or something??”

Not sure how a branch would make that kind of dent, but, it works to get the ball rolling. Maybe he’ll think the idea is so ridiculous that he communicates to me what it was just to set me straight. He does think I’m kind of ridiculous.

Yea, because he’s a hobo recluse who lives in the forest all alone, so he’s wiser apparently.

I watch him roll his eyes, before thumping on away from the cabin, leaving me alone abruptly, before coming back with an axe which is… not comforting. I glance from it to him and back again a few times, and he just rolls his eyes and shakes his head again.

Then he holds it up to thoroughly show me, causing me to notice the blood on it, then touches it to the dent. Finally, he grabs my hand -his is still cold as fuck, -, and holds it to his chest. Where there’s no heartbeat.

“What?” At first, I don’t get it at all, scrunching up nose in obvious confusion.

Then… slowly… it dawns on me. I gasp. “Who hit you in the head with an axe??!” He was already pretty dead, but this is new. Can’t say I feel surprised at all that he can live without a heartbeat, seeing as he survived drowning when he was 11, but this is new, at least.

Now he’s really gone somewhere I can’t follow. And can’t relate to.

2003:

I don’t know how long I’ve been out for, but it can’t be long when I open my eyes -the word a little blurred at first. The only things I can make out being a giant dark looking thing that could be a rock looking very still and another, brighter coloured one jumping on it.

Eventually those figures turn into Jason and that fucker that slashed me, - because they’re both still there near me. As far as I can see from the fight, as I get up from the earth and leaves and little twigs and dirt drop off my clothes and the wounds across my abdomen hurt like hell, is that Freddy’s doing most of the fighting, but Jason isn’t taking much damage. Good… okay… what can I do… I think, as I look around for a weapon.

Gadzooks! It’s my lucky day. Behind them, near me, I catch sight of Jason’s machete. He must have dropped it… Works for me.

On my way over to them, watching to see if either of them notice me back up on my feet, I pick up the weapon. Luckily, I’m pretty sure they both think I’m dead. So, it’s that much sweeter when I reach them and tighten my grip on the very long, sharp sword thing. Then I grit my teeth and ram the disagreeable thing into someone even more disagreeable.

Jason watches with a sense of surprise that I’m only just able to pick up on, because I know him so well, and a tiny flutter of a smile crosses my, probably terrible looking at the moment, face. “You couldn’t get rid of me when you died, and you certainly won’t just because I do.” I say, out of breath. These two may be immortal with the freaken stamina of 30-year old’s but I, am an old woman now. And kicking ass takes a bit out of me. Being too smart to drop the machete, instead roughly pulling it out of the sweater-wearers spine and walk with a slight limp, away from the scene. God, fucking… I really, almost died just then. And it feels like it. Where’s my phone? I need a goddamn ambulance.

Freddy, still alive I’m sure - a stab in the back is not going to keep him down, but I figure it’ll handicap him enough for Jason to take a good lead, - slips to his knees and I listen to the sweet melody of him groaning in pain as I hobble over to a considerably clearer area of earth, to sit down on and assess my injuries. “Bitch… “

Serves him right, the bastard. There are three deep scratches in my stomach, thoroughly ruining my one good white shirt, and making me a little woozy due to the blood loss. I look up from them to Jason, who’s staring at me in worry instead of finishing the fight. To reassure him, I flash a bigger smile and nod, gesturing for him to go on. “I’m fine, Jason. It’s okay. I’ll be waiting right here when you’re done.”

“Yeah- Hockey Puck -Fight hard for your girlfriend, heh heh,”

I look back down at my wounds and start thinking about what I need to do about them, ignoring the goblin completely. I hear a terrible, raspy gasp and then some screaming, and I know Jason’s thrown Freddy somewhere again.

An hour later, I’ve watched the teenagers leave, the group now cut cleanly in half and wait patiently, anxiously for Jason to come back too. The longer I wait, the worse I feel. dread fills up every part of my body that isn’t already full with pain from my wounds and a plain, dull, aching fear and I’m suddenly struck in the face with the thought that maybe Jason won’t come back. Maybe he’ll really lose this time.

He’s never fought someone like him before. This whole time I thought he was some invincible, super monster but, what if by monster standards he’s not??

I’ve never really felt the worry I’m feeling now. Not since he drowned, the first time. All these years after I’ve just coasted along with him, visiting once a year and forgetting about him the rest. It was like a chore, like something I had to do.

But now I’m afraid to death that he’s actually gone, and I’m stuck, stewing in the fact that I care about him. He’s an old friend, I love him. He can’t… he can’t die first. I’m the weak human!

I can’t believe I’m only realising this now. What an absolute idiot.

Just as I’m pushing myself up to my feet, to go searching in the direction he went in, I hear familiar, heavy footsteps and nearly damn well cry suddenly with immense relief. I sit back down, heavily and hide my face in my knees once I’ve seen him, trudging towards me. He looks so bad, but… animated. And that’s the main thing.

Ohhhh my god…

I feel the behemoth of a zombie, familiar to me in every sense of the word, like childhood, teenage, young adult, middle aged, and every other kind of memory put into one sit down on the grass with me. I peak up at him and can’t help the smile on my lips, tugging at the corners of my lips as the sun starts to come up over Camp Crystal Lake.

Sighing in relief, I explain my reaction to his return. “You’re okay?”

He nods, and raises 5 thick fingers to my stomach in question. I take his hand in mine, instead of leaving it to hang, and it feels good. “That’s fine. I’ll be okay. Thank you for asking, Jason.”

He curls his hand around mine in turn, as I lie down on the lush green grass, and try to rest. Finally, things feel alright again.

My eyes fall gently closed. Now I’ll go somewhere he can’t follow me. He’s never been good at death.

[kinsbin]

You and Jason for the kid meme? 💙

Name: Oscar Voorhees

Gender: Male (AMAB)

General Appearance: He constantly looks like a disheveled hobo who forgot how to put on anything other than a loose shirt and pants. His style is literally just ‘if its loose i’ll wear it nothing tight’. He has a very round face, big ol’ full lips, and a bit of a lopsided face. A sort of broken nose and his eyes aren’t quite the right sizes to mach one another (a sort of effect due to Jason’s genes and own facial structure) but he’s an adorable lost puppy that looks the part constantly. 

Personality: Very quiet, funny, doesn’t talk much but when he does open his mouth its to meme or to kind of point out something obvious in a situation, a bit of a simpleton, anger issues, self conscious about his everything, can be loud when he gets excited, very sensitive!

Special Talents: He probably has killer uppear arm strength and can rip a log in half? I dunno

Who they like better: TBH Oscar likes us both very much? He’s probably more of a Momma’s boy because I coddle and spoil the shIT OUT OF MY KIDS while Jason is more the strong, silent fatherly type who still loves him dearly but is just nervous for his son’s life. 

Who they take after more: Definitely Jason! My boyfriend and my son are tall, strong boys who have a bit of a bloody streak in them woops-

Personal Head canon: He can actually sing really well! He’s just super shy and refuses to do it in front of anyone but his Momma (me)  ;w;

Face Claim:

[no face claims we badly doodle our children like men]