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#tech industry#modern tech industry#rage meme#rant#rant meme#inspired by another#that kind of imitation is how good Internet phenomenons start#Horrible Histories#Historians of the future#2075 Horrible Histories Reboot#Horrible Histories of the future#auto-playing video#sort by popular#Go to hell modern tech industry#worst ideas#no brain#You probably wouldn't have even paused long enough to realize that the base photo is AI image generation. Which is not a contradiction.#I will not be held liable for bogus claims about hypocrisy. Especially not from predictable people.
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#MOMENTS THAT MAKE ME EMOTIONAL. BAUL CALLING HIM BY NAME NOT CALLING HIM HUMAN. WEAK AT THE KNEES#i think ill only have time to draw these two pieces before i leave for the holidays so i want them to be a set. i think its fun#talked abt it on twt but artistically its SO fun that book 7 has the 'good guys' w the colors of the night. greens and purples and darks#and the 'bad guys' of the humans strike their queen down with a brilliant yellow light. the light IS the darkness is conceptually yummy#trying to lean into color choices and intentional comps lately. lilias piece reading L>R feels like the angle pushes down on him#here sebek faces with the eye's movement so its more positive. like hes climbing towards his beautiful bright future. ouughj#never before in fandom have i wanted to so clearly break down my own art choices like a historian but diasom does smth to my brain#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#baul zigvolt#ch 7 spoilers#suntails
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HEWWWOOO!!!
Last time I brought Robbie from plasticine, and today I got my hands on a clay plate with this little one!
p.s. - I don’t have many colors now, so I painted with the ones I had :"")
IMMORTALIZED ROBBIE ON A PLATE
#YAAAAAAAAAAAA#Our future scholars and historians will find this relic and theorize what demi god the past humans worshipped#It’s just Robbie…#YEAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIL BEETLE ROBBIEEEEEEEEEEE#I haven’t been feelin like postin here lately (life is still hectic and stressful)#However this is a must to share#Oh to eat freshly peeled citrus off of da robbie plate#Robbie robs
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druk gets into zukos coffee supply
"Uncle."
Uncle raised his tea cup to his lips.
"Uncle, how did he get in."
Uncle took the most delicate of sips.
"Uncle I am not turning another storeroom into tea storage."
"How unfortunate to waste the space," said Uncle. "After all, it is quite hard to keep a dragon out once they have acquired the taste!"
"Uncle."
#Druk is doing zoomies in the background#anyway that's more or less how coffee plants went extinct in the Fire Nation#future historians are trying to reconstruct what sort of plant this 'coffee' could have been like Greek historians trying to find silphium#they're brewing arbitrary beans in hot water while Zuko weeps in the spirit world#Uncle also in the spirit world: sipping his tea#pretending like the extinction of an entire species wasn't just pettiness over his nephew never embracing his hot leaf juice#Iroh your relation to Sozin is showing#have some tea nephew it's calming#meanwhile on an island not so far away: the Sun Warriors are maintaining the last (un)known patch of coffee plants#for Ran and Shaw to roll around on like cats on the 'nip#avatar the last airbender#atla#Zuko#Uncle Iroh#Druk
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I like drawing...
#drawing#sb#fnaf#art#fnaf moon#security breach#fnaf moon animatronic#moon#moon animatronic#sun#Sun animatronic#fnaf sun#fnaf sun animatronic#sun fnaf#dca#dca fandom#daycare attendant moon#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant sun#daycare attendent#meme#what do you think historians theorys will be in the future?
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The historian in me is thinking about how tumblr blog posts might be used as first person sources/accounts for the political decline of the UK/Scottish Independence
There are going to be academic papers addressing the significance of the Star Trek meme and I hope I get to write one of them
#history#world events#scottish independence#an aside I’m neither Scottish or English but you can bet I’m routing for Scotland and every trans person being withheld their human rights#another aside electronic sources are cool and all but also hand written accounts are just as good#write in your journal about these world events if not for future historians then for yourself#you’re gonna find out you lived through incredible times with recognizing how significant they were
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As funny as it can be to joke about the mess™ that is currently twitter, it's super depressing to see so much digital history destroyed because a billionaire is having a temper tantrum.
Decades of news, public reactions to political scandals and first hand accounts are suddenly erased, not to mention all the art that is now completely lost. It's all gone --just because of one man's fragile ego. It's actually really tragic to think about.
#twitter#elon musk#news#politics#history#i feel so bad for future archivists historians anthropologists etc#humanity really#so many vital human records#just deleted in an instance#what a waste#psa back up everything you can whenever you can#birdy chirps
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Autistic boy infodumping his special interest for humanity (circa 1.5 billion C.E.)
#all tomorrows#alien#extraterrestrial#far future#future#skull#autistic things#fan art#fanart#historian#archeologist#author all tomorrows
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gonna put this here for the future generations of bugs, they’re gonna be SO confused
#tried to make the roach statue from snakemouth den but uhhhh#my hands were getting cold and my patience was Gone due to the previous failure of yonny#oh well#heehee the future bug historians are gonna be SO confused#bug fables#mud sculpture
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Imagine being modified and trained since birth to be the perfect servant to the infallible god-computer that your entire society revolves around to the point that you don’t believe in free will anymore. In fact free will as a concept is counter to your very purpose, which is to act as a living repository for unchanging information about the future. And then your perfect god shoves that highly engineered overclocked brain into the body of a heroin addict. And it’s not part of some grand plan it just destroyed your life by accident. Not even by accident, it doesn’t have the capability to commit “accidents” because it’s not sentient. It just miscalculated. It’s just a computer.
So there is this show called travelers (2016)-
#RAAAAAAAAAAAA this show makes me actually insane. and no one knows about her#like his whole arc revolves around that one turning point. that’s when he starts to question the actual human cost of all this#rlly love the suble worldbuilding in this show in terms of religion and never showing the future they came from I think it’s genuinely so#skillful and also just awesome. and historians as a concept are CRAZY and Philip in particular is CRAZY#yeah I know I latched on to the most predictable Guy but to b fair they r all very special to me#but like addict and the whole historian thing come ONNNNN I have to#warlock wartalks#travelers#travelers Netflix
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I think THW's epilogue would work slightly better if Hiccup was a bit older, maybe around Stoick's age. I know the movie pushed the idea of dragons being just instictual animals (as contradictory as it is towards not only the franchise as a whole, but also the film itself), but to me it feels more plausible for Toothless to start forgetting his life with Hiccup after 20+ years rather than 10, if I'm being led to believe they were such an unbreakable bond.
More importantly though, I would've prefered if instead of only Hiccup's family having one last flight; the whole 'gang' was there. While them being an actual friendgroup is more of a RTTE thing (unfortunately), I don't see why everyone else should be excluded, especially Valka. I mean, Astrid got to see her own dragon again. Why couldn't others? Are Hiccup, Astrid and their children the only ones allowed to break the rule? Was Hiccup really the only one to have actual friendship with a dragon?
On an unrelated note, the detail of people forgetting dragons and even claiming they never existed can work - as long as it's meant to interpreted as their existence being forgotten over the course of history, instead of when Hiccup was still alive. Maybe even Berkians and their allies themselves wrote them out to keep the secret safe.
#now this makes me think - what did they write down in historical records when it came to the antagonists?#did they exclude them completly?#with drago you can just leave out dragons and he still makes sense. red death can be easily written out. but grimmel?#no dragons make him a random guy who had unexplained connections to the warlords and was allowed to lead their armies for no reason#maybe future historians confused him and one of the warlords as one person? idk#why am i even trying to make sense of a hardly sensical movie#hiccup#hiccup haddock#astrid#astrid hofferson#httyd#httyd 3#httyd movies#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon: the hidden world#also i just would like to see old hiccup. seeing old version of young protagonists is appealing to me#< it's fun coming up with designs for them
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Not a request, but my cat is named Frankie (like ur username). I saw your profile and I laughed for a while. ⬇ That's Frankie btw
I woke up at 8am this morning after 4 hours of sleep and powered on my ipad to find procreate open with this drawing half finished
your cat is really cute thank you for sharing :) I also had a cat named frankie when i was a kid, he was a blue point ragdoll. I have met a LOT more animals named frankie than people named frankie.
#for future historians: until like yesterday this blog had my name in the bio#you can call me whatever you want. you can call me my name. I didn’t take it out for any reason#ecbear21#im sorry for drawing your cat so fucked up
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I raise you “The life and lies of albus dumbledore doesn’t happen because Albus visits Bathilda to get those letters early in the timeline and burns them (Along with every other evidences that connects him to Gellert) ala Eliza style fr Hamilton."
(Spends the rest of his days teaching away from the limelight. In his lofty gilded cage of his making.)
Alternatively, Gellert visiting/breaking and entering Bathilda's cottage to get his letters.
And both men alternatively, rereads them and burns them leaving no trails behind. Either to save the other or burn bridges, who knows.
I saved every letter you wrote me...
You built me palaces out of paragraphs- You built me cathedrals...
Do you know what Bathilda said? When I came to collect your letters? She said 'You married an Icarus, he has flown too close to the sun...'
You and your words, obsessed with your legacy... Your sentences border on senseless...
#Grindeldore#GGAD#I’m erasing myself from the narrative#The world has no right to my heart 😩#Let future historians wonder how Dumbledore reacted when Grindelwald broke his heart...his stance on the war...everything to the dark lord#Albus Dumbledore#Gellert Grindelwald#Ella is on red bull post clinic shift#fic compendium (ella)
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where were you during the great genshin impact vs sonic frontiers war
#logging this here for future historians#sonic frontiers#genshin impact#sth#thefantastician#my art#game awards#2022
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Keith gifted Maeve with a jewel after she gave birth to each of their babies.
A tiara with stars and asters for Aster.
A pair of earrings, one with a moon and lunarias for Luna, and the other with a sun and sunflowers for Helia.
A necklace with rainbow colored irises for Iris.
A bracelet with pink and orange hamamelises for Aurora.
A ring with a cosmos flower made of blue goldstone for Cosmos.
@bicayaya
#maybe in the future historians will call this the offspring collection#also i'm pretending goldstones are natural in ikepri's word#☺️#keith and maeve headcanons#oc
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more tudor historians need to make the distinction between ‘recorded’ and ‘reported’…
#‘Anne was recorded to have said’ well; no she wasn’t.#bcus that’s a report from Chapuys. she wasn’t ‘recorded’ as having said that bcus he was not there/present when she was supposed to have#said it…#‘recorded’ is like. a herald or chronicler.#or official accounts; even…#it’s even worse when they say ‘Anne wrote’ for a letter that’s not extant#and I don’t even mean when they’re offering supposition of what she might have written based the letters extant that she *received*#I mean like Chapuys reported her alleged instructions becomes ‘Anne wrote them’#weir has repeated this so many times — that Anne wrote those instructions Chapuys alleges he gave Shelton about Mary — that I find#the assertion there exists such letter(s) constantly…#it’s like a telephone game of shoddy research /historical writing practices#Alison weir is not a Tudor historian but she got an honorary degree for her work so for the foreseeable future#in popular view she’s going to be considered one …
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