#His robotnik was sexy okay

[robotnik-mun]

Alrighty, so I juust watched the documentary of the unmade Fourth DIC Show, and my God... I feel like I may actually be losing my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cp0dtX27I

Instinct tells me this isn’t real. This CAN’T be real. BUT IT IS.

And since I’m a generous soul I’m gonna recap, but trust me when I say you need to see it to believe it.

To start with we learn some details about what could’ve happened with Adventures and Underground!

-In AoStH, there were plans to include another main character... and in the mother of all coincidences it was going to be a sorceress named Merlina, who would be a descendant of Merlin and generally serve as a foil to Sonic! YEP, THAT’S RIGHT! WE ALMOST GOT A MERLINA BEFORE MERLINA!

-I find it interesting to note that SatAM also toyed with the idea of there being a magical hero, namely the original conception of Nate Morgan.

But anyway, while that was a bit weird, its not especially weird given what AoStH was like. Underground on the other hand... oh boy, Underground. You thought it was weird as it is? That’s nothing compared to what COULD have been.

-Sonia was initially going to be the only sibling Sonic had, and described as a ‘sexy, Jessica Rabbit’ like character while having an attitude like Sonic’s own.

-Sonic would have also had a Porcupine sidekick called ‘Quilley’, who would have a crush on Sonia. Am I having a stroke? I think I’m having a stroke.

-Instead of Sleet and Dingo, the bounty hunters in the show? Were going to be Scratch and Grounder! Okay, that’s actually kind of a neat idea, I admit it.

-Less neat though was that they would have been lead by Robotnik’s evil-er twin brother, Grotty. Yeah, you read that right. Evil-er twin brother. Named ‘Grotty’. I swear to God there was something in the water at DIC’s facilities...

-Aleena was originally going to be called “Rachel”, and Manic had the prototype name of “Edsel”.

-And evidently they were actually going to make the father of the royal hedgehogs a secondary subplot. Admittedly it would have been nice to see that one addressed, but otherwise yeah... we dodged some pretty significantly sized bullets. How insane is it that we are LUCKY to have gotten the Underground that we got?

And then there’s the unmade fourth show itself... Super Sonic Sisters. Oh, where do we even BEGIN?

-Well, we begin with the fact that they are not Sonic’s sisters. They’re his cousins. Who are twin sisters, Monica and Isabelle, who have an Odd Couple-esque dynamic going on. They live in space, on an Australia-esque asteroid. Yes, you are reading all of that correctly. No one has spiked your water. This was planned as a Sonic spinoff.

-The pair attend a high school, IN SPACE. There they are part of the school news program, IN SPACE. They also solve mysteries. IN SPACE!!!

-Their parents run a kind of interstellar truck stop/malt shop, with their mom being the mechanic and their dad being the chef.

-In addition to solving mysteries, they would also deal with Robotnik’s young nephew, Obnotnik. Obnotnik would attend the same school as them and is described as a ‘delinquent with pull’, who is their rival in the school news game.

So. Yeah. I think I finally know what it feels like to take mind altering drugs. Without taking mind altering drugs. I am having an out of body experience right now. How could anyone have thought this was a good idea. HOW? The fact that this ORIGINATED as a Sonic show rather than being repurposed from elsewhere is madness on a level I am not ready to acknowledge. I feel my eyes bleeding. I hear the call the Cthulhu.

.... I’m totally plundering at least some of this stuff for my own ends, but point of order! The DIC portion of things nearly went in a weird-ass direction that defies rational thought.

[deviantartdramahub]

I am just going to say this about the group of people who 'attacked' me so to speak, yeah regarding That Fat Fetishist my story and how I tell it is different than his...and yeah I think he's a fucking hypocrite for being all 'oh Jabba from the book Digital Fortress is a stereotype fat guy and his name comes from a star wars character, the author hates fat people'  while also being all 'oh boy, Doctor Robotnik from the 90s Sonic cartoon is sexy as fuck'.   I don';t even remember stalking him on storygraph or even have a storygraph account up until now.

I only knew that he posted about hating fat characters being stereotyped in his review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and his review of Digital Fortress, oh and he also said he thought at first Fat by Weird Al was fat-phobic when it was a parody song.

His main account is political garbage and gamer stuff on twitter while his After Dark stuff is smut, yeah...naked fat men stuffing themselves and trying to be sexy, rule34 of animal characters, horny thoughts/hot takes that should have been burned away in the oven, questionable choices in general.  The fact that gross obviously mature content is allowed on Twitter/X anyway disgusts me but if I have to keep blocking every single fat fetish account I see only to get 'we have found this user hasn't broken the senstive content rules' everytime, i'm sorry but maybe that stuff BELONGS on rule34 sites or tinder or whatever desperate men like him using to get dates.

For the main part...I did not say that either him or his friends could have been Anonymousdevi but I still have the web archive link to prove it was something that indeed happened.  I was put into the 'transphobic' accusations because of this, and then later put into the 'groomer' category,  look I only referred to transformation as a fetish once, I don't treat it like it is one.  But the fact the person who admitted they were the ones behind the devi account was speaking in first person does not narrow it down since it could have been anyone, yet i'm still  miffed Devi did not get reported or found out.

And the grooming accusations were based on roleplays I did ages ago and yeah in the document it was indeed stated that the person I did with them who I shall always call 'Ex Bestie' said they did not want to tell me how old they were because they felt they'd be uncomfortable, well...how do you think I feel everytime they do that to me?  'how old are you?'  i'm 18+ my man, woman, whatever these people identify as.  That is all you need to know.

Also Fat Fetishist believes people shouldn't use the term 'Bear' to describe a hairy straight man when i've heard that term be used several times, having a boyfriend and being gay yourself does not mean you should be allowed to speak for all people of that orientation.  That's what all anti-straight gays sound like.

Also note that the document said they don't encourage harrassing me while also saying they think it would be ideal if I got banned, okay, why do they act like I am not aware of my bad past actions?  I am aware of them, I just don't sympathize with people who act like i'm being rude or stalking them for no reason because I think they are paranoid nutjobs. I have other people I obsess over besides them, you know.

[monstermaster13]

I am just going to say this about the group of people who 'attacked' me so to speak, yeah regarding That Fat Fetishist my story and how I tell it is different than his...and yeah I think he's a fucking hypocrite for being all 'oh Jabba from the book Digital Fortress is a stereotype fat guy and his name comes from a star wars character, the author hates fat people'  while also being all 'oh boy, Doctor Robotnik from the 90s Sonic cartoon is sexy as fuck'.   I don';t even remember stalking him on storygraph or even have a storygraph account up until now.

I only knew that he posted about hating fat characters being stereotyped in his review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and his review of Digital Fortress, oh and he also said he thought at first Fat by Weird Al was fat-phobic when it was a parody song.

His main account is political garbage and gamer stuff on twitter while his After Dark stuff is smut, yeah...naked fat men stuffing themselves and trying to be sexy, rule34 of animal characters, horny thoughts/hot takes that should have been burned away in the oven, questionable choices in general.  The fact that gross obviously mature content is allowed on Twitter/X anyway disgusts me but if I have to keep blocking every single fat fetish account I see only to get 'we have found this user hasn't broken the senstive content rules' everytime, i'm sorry but maybe that stuff BELONGS on rule34 sites or tinder or whatever desperate men like him using to get dates.

For the main part...I did not say that either him or his friends could have been Anonymousdevi but I still have the web archive link to prove it was something that indeed happened.  I was put into the 'transphobic' accusations because of this, and then later put into the 'groomer' category,  look I only referred to transformation as a fetish once, I don't treat it like it is one.  But the fact the person who admitted they were the ones behind the devi account was speaking in first person does not narrow it down since it could have been anyone, yet i'm still  miffed Devi did not get reported or found out.

And the grooming accusations were based on roleplays I did ages ago and yeah in the document it was indeed stated that the person I did with them who I shall always call 'Ex Bestie' said they did not want to tell me how old they were because they felt they'd be uncomfortable, well...how do you think I feel everytime they do that to me?  'how old are you?'  i'm 18+ my man, woman, whatever these people identify as.  That is all you need to know.

Also Fat Fetishist believes people shouldn't use the term 'Bear' to describe a hairy straight man when i've heard that term be used several times, having a boyfriend and being gay yourself does not mean you should be allowed to speak for all people of that orientation.  That's what all anti-straight gays sound like.

Also note that the document said they don't encourage harrassing me while also saying they think it would be ideal if I got banned, okay, why do they act like I am not aware of my bad past actions?  I am aware of them, I just don't sympathize with people who act like i'm being rude or stalking them for no reason because I think they are paranoid nutjobs. I have other people I obsess over besides them, you know. Also if they only find it humilating to talk about in real life and think it's 'publicly' humilating when I go after their accounts, i'd hate to consider what Fat Fetishist's friends IRL will think of his afterdark account. Okay, which is it, do you want me to leave you alone or give more attention to you?

[tamaorihara]

I'm guessing the next Sonic movie's "big" conflict will be about how Tom & Maddie are expecting a child and Sonic is worried that he will be "thrown out" again / that he has no place in this family, all the while Tails is trying to convince him to leave Earth with him & the rest of the gang.

That would also let Sonic & Robotnik bond a bit over their shared abandonment issues and maybe Robotnik recovers some of his sanity thru court-assigned therapy sessions!

Anyways the movie wasn't great but I loved Jim Carrey's version of Robotnik, looking forward to his Eggman too. Agent Stone better be back in the sequel, and by that I mean the real human!

[tonysiron]

wait okay so robotnik wears his little capes and long coats right like yeah cool sexy or whatever but to parallel that i think agent stone should

i mean come on. a cropped utility jacket. he would slay

[cherry-bomb-ships]

HELLO I'M HOOOOOOOOOOME AND I'M GONNA SCREAM ABOUT SONIC 2 NOW

Ok spoiler free review: this was so so SO MUCH FUN and even if ur not a Sonic fan, if you've seen the first one I absolutely reccomend it!!!! OKAY SPOILERS UNDER CUT TIME TO SCREAM

FUCKING ROBOTNIK IN A MAID OUTFIT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED MEEEEEEE

ALSO oh my god can my f/os stop becoming all-powerful gods for FIVE MINUTES. First Spamton NEO and now Robotnik with the Master Emerald, like JEEZ GUYS CALM DOWN

Also speaking of that. I'm not gonna lie as much as I was adoring watching Robotnik do his crazy thing throughout the whole movie (the fact that they literally made a joke about him going rabid oh my GODDD), he was kind of lacking in all of those incredibly sexy moments that made me literally squirm in my seat when I watched the first movie. BUT OH GOD. WHEN HE GOT THAT EMERALD POWER THINGS GOT GOOD 👀👀👀👀👀 The only example I need... when he said he'd show "how big of a man I can be"... WHOOO MAN OKAY SIR 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Ok spoilers obviously but like. Is he dead? Is he actually fucking dead? They never showed him after the scene where he fell so is he just dead????

Ok so stepping away from talking about Doctor Sexy, can I just say I love love LOVE the trio of lovable animals that we have now acquired, and straight up I gotta say it, Knuckles was an absolute JOY to watch, even when he was still on the side of the "bad guy". He reminded me a lot of Worf from TNG who's basically my favorite character in that show, so yeah watching Knuckles made me so so happy. He was fucking great I loved him.

So Stone was just..... wow. A Lot. (Sorry in advance to Eden & Hannah if ur reading this, I'm sorry they massacred your soft boy) but I can imagine a kinda fun rivalry between my s/i and him cuz WOW he is obsessed with the Doctor to like. An unhealthy degree. And I can imagine him being jealous of me because of how I'm actually dating Robotnik but I'm just like "don't get too excited he ain't that spectacular", idk 💘

Also the theater was almost sold out and it was half kids and parents and half Sonic fans, and it was SO nice to laugh in a group and be shocked at big moments together and just HEAR the hype in the room. AND SPEAKING OF HYPE. THE ENDING CREDITS SCENE WITH THAT REVEAL. EVERYONE WAS SCREEEAAAAMING IT WAS SO AMAZING. I'M NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A SONIC FAN BUT THAT MADE ME SO HYYYYYPE OH MY FUCK

Ok I can feel my brain melting from the inside so I think I need to stop but let it be known that I am super super happy and I can't wait to see it all again LITERALLY tomorrow 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[cursed-narancia]

made in collaboration with @loover-arts​ 

This is my eggman tierlist based on their attractiveness and the reason they got the ranking they got. feel free to suggest new eggs in the tags :)

F TIER:

Mama Robotnik- she is in F because I do not like her

E Tier:

06 Eggman - I’m not a Sonic 06 hater, I actually like Sonic 06 more than most people. but this egg... this egg is scary but not in a good way. he is just ugly because they gave him 4 tits and human eyes :(

ASOTH Eggman- This is a good egg, but he is not a sexy egg, I know I’ll get some flack for this, but there was just a lot of competition. The eggmarket is tough. he is not on E tier because he has a nice tushy.

D Tier:

Sonic the Eggman- This Egg is moderate. he is a furrier egg. but I do not like hair in my eggs. yucky. He reminds me of that hairy egg from the Mandalorian. He’s cute I guess, but not a true egg. not what I want in an eggman.

Mr Tinker - He is an eggnigma. He may have gotten a higher spot on the list if only his fit wasnt so wack. Those are just not his colors. He is a nice guy though. 

Anti Eggman - Twink. He is just too small to be an eggman. thats my only criticism.

Steve Eggman - He’s just Gru’s brother but less attractive.

C Tier:

Satam Eggman- His deep seductive voice sounds almost robotic, it’s cold and echoes, but it still maintained the warmth of a man. He was aloof and cruel, heartless even. He dresses to kill, and his large frame could crush a hedgehog in seconds. He’s a large man, but a strong one. Its unclear from where I’m standing, but I think he may have some robotic augments. Perhaps the reason for his harsh demeanor is because he lost his true heart long ago. The only reason he lost is because he’s dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting Sonic.

B Tier:

Gerald Robotnik- Now, I know he isn’t eggman, but he’s got all the characteristics of an eggman. But god, where do I begin? He’s deeply unhinged and ruthless, an alpha-male who reeks of potent intoxicating pheromones. He’s got a dark aura that I just can’t resist. He literally wanted to nuke the Earth just because his niece. Now, some would call that a red flag, but I call that mysterious and misunderstood. He could step on me, and I’d say thank you.

Classic Egg- This egg is less sexy, but more cute. I want him to hug me, and praise me, and make me feel like everything is going to be okay. He’s warm and soft, and smart, and he has the cutest smile.  uwu

A TIER: 

Before we continue, there is some things we should disclose. This tier was highly contested in our test group. There was fighting, blood was spilled. So... the verdict of which of these eggs should be S tier couldn’t be determined. These Eggs are wild. and we have some strong feelings. 

Jim Carrey Eggman- This one is a no brainer. Jim Carrey is one sexy egg, he’s a complete and utter maniac that exudes sex. The second he was revealed, the internet went wild. What makes him A Tier is that he looks the most conventionally human. He’s a very handsome human, but he’s kind of not a real eggman, so sadly, that prevents him from achieving S tier.

Modern Egg- This is the eggman we are all most familiar with, some would say he is the defacto eggman. And I’d say that spot is well deserved. He’s pretty hot, sure, and he’s pretty smart, but what makes A material? Well, he’s just the perfect Eggman. And he has a very awesome theme song. His mustache is very impressive, and he’s got some fiiiiiiiine legs. I love his two sets of eyewear and don’t think they’re silly. 

Boom Egg- Everything I liked about Modern Egg except now he’s buff. 

Nega Egg- He’s the most tragic of all the eggmen. His backstory brought me to tears, he came from a long line of brilliant scientists, but our Eggman(god bless his heart) has failed so so many times that it tarnished his family’s name for generations. Nega Egg was forced to live in shame, and this shame fueled his hatred towards his egg lineage. It drove him to go to another dimension for a fresh start. His mustache is probably smooth as silk, it simmers in the moonlight like undriven snow. He sports a familiar outfit with a devilish twist. He’s a slick man from the future, if you don’t get the appeal, i’m sorry, I can’t help you.

S TIER:

Now... what we’ve all been waiting for, the eggman to rule them all. congratulations

LORD BOXMAN!- hands down, the sexiest eggman of them all, but sorry ladies, you can’t have him. Lord Boxman is the only openly gay eggman, and he’s got a lovely husband. He’s a flustered dork when he’s around his crush and it’s honestly so cute. I fantasize about him rubbing his long chicken hand down my back like a backscratcher, and the deep intimate sensation it would give me to melt away all the stress of life. Lord Venomous is so lucky to have that. Also We also got to respect a (previously) single dad who loves his kids and is trying his best to run and operate an evil empire all on his own. He’s voiced by the legendary Jim Cummings, his voice is deep and scratchy. He’s 5 foot something and he’s royalty!

this concludes our tier list, no I do not take constructive criticism, because my opinion is correct. 

[wildsecuritywolf]

Mun: [Okay, how about ol' Robotnik aka Eggman?]

Sebastian: "Eww! Yuck! He's way too damn ugly for my taste. I don't mind a cute chubby man here and there, but this one...woof! His looks don't fit the bill for me. Unless you got a sexy looking face to go with that round body of yours, that's a hard pass. Seriously, hard pass darling, hmm, hmm..."

[daddy-eggman]

Okay now which one do you find the least sexually attractive and why (we already know Jimbotnick so someone else)

Well yeah we all know that I definitely don't want to fuck Jim Carrey lol. But he's really the only one that I have a really strong opinion on, I just don't really feel much for the others to rate them like that but I guess I can try.

I don't really want to fuck Boom Eggman with the way he officially appears and acts. He's cute but not sexually attractive to me. His personality and design is missing things that make me so attracted to modern and classic. I always prefer fat meanie Eggman. XD There are slight design alterations that could make me find him hot, I've seen porn where he was drawn with tits and body hair and I loved it. I'd like it if he was a little chubby too.

The only thing that excites me about him in canon is his voice, which isn't surprising because it's Mike Pollock's glorious work all the same. I apply all the Boom lines I find sexy to modern in my mind. XD So yeah, Boom is a version that I don't really want to have sex with but don't actually have any hard feelings towards. He just lacks the daddy bear energy. He could be a cute sub/bottom though, I ship modern X Boom Eggman and I'd pay to see modern bend him over ngl 👀

He isn't the version that I find the least attractive though, he's just one of the only ones I actually have more thoughts on what I do like about him and why I don't find him sexually attractive. I just don't really care for other versions because I don't think Eggman ever needed a redesign outside of classic and modern. The universes they were in also don't interest me in the slightest so I haven't consumed content with them in it for years.

AoStH isn't attractive to me because his design is too goofy with his weird shaped head and eyes. He's just silly and nothing else so I can't find him hot. He's got his ass going for him, that's it lol. And it is awesome that he's voiced by Long John Baldry. SatAM/Underground isn't attractive to me either because he also has a weird shaped head and he's part robot, which doesn't interest me. I like his voice and cruelness at least.

I wouldn't touch Jimnotnik with a 10 ft pole let alone ever want to fuck him but I don't need to go on, we all know that already lmfao. There are also versions that I probably forget exist most of the time like Fleetway and shit if they count as separate versions and I don't care to because they're also not Eggman/Robotnik to me

I didn't mention 06 in my other answer but he counts as modern to me. I used to think his design was weird but I shouldn't have dissed him when he has hot thighs, tits, and beautiful blue eyes lol. If he didn't have weird textures and coloring like his in game model and looked like the CG cutscenes instead, I'd fuck him. There are things about his design that still need improving (they shouldn't have slimmed him down), but he can get it. Shahryar and Zobotnik are different dimension counterparts of modern so I'd fuck them too.

But yeah, I actually think Boom Eggman has one of the most appealing designs aside from modern and classic. Unlike AoStH and SatAM/Underground, he's more attractive than them for being more faithful to the design in some aspects, such as having a similar cute face, and he's also voiced by Mike Pollock. Boom is one of the better versions overall and he's still handsome and cute but I just don't find him sexually attractive.

The only one I really know how to order as the very least sexually attractive is Jimnotnik because I can't find anything I like about him and he turns me off more than any other. I'm just not attracted to the others that don't really have my interest and Idk how to order them.

[sjbattleangel]

My Immortal Sonic parody part 4

Chapter 13

AN: mabel fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a frekin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Robotnik. We were so scared.

“Robotnik Rolbytnik!” we both yelled. Robotnik came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Nagsas has Shadow!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Shadow!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Nagus does to Shadow. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Sally.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Shadow!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Naprs’s lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Alan Kedavra!” It was……………………………….. Nagus! 

Chapter 14

AN: gut off mi PREPZ ok! Mabel fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I drant 2 mush. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Narkus was. It turned out that Nagus wasn’t there. Instead the small guy who killed Ari was. Shadow was there crying tears of blood. Snively was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snively.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as I started shooting him with Nicole’s bolts. Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “SallyIloveyouwilumarryme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so he’s not a perv ok)

“Huh?” I asked. ”Selly I love you will you marry me?” asked Snively. I started laughing crudely. “What the hell? You torture my bf and then you expect me to marry you? God, you are such a messed up crepe!.” I said angrily. Then I kicked him down the stairs and he bounched like a boll. 

  “Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. I brust into tears sadly.

“Snively what art thou doing?” called Nagus. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Mobius Academy We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Shadow in his underwear. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and dark sad eyes.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such sluts.” answered Shadow.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Sleet and Dingo took a video of me. Knarkles says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snively is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Shadow! Why couldn’t Chaos have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory Selly isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A LIVING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away crying tears of blood. 

Chapter 15

AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona ren awa! fangz 2 mabel 4 hlpein!

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“Sally Sally!” shouted Shadow sadly. “No, please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Shadow and Vampire. I started to cry and weep on my bed.Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Shadow!

“Soly I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what the preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to hide from the world. Now I just wanna be with you. I love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da hol out od hr!) .

“OMG.” I said after he was finished. Some stinking preps stared at us but I just shot them with Nicole’s bolts (Nicole was covered in black nail polish to match my nails) . “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Mindy LaTour (i  h8 dat slot) and that guy in A Love story. Then we went away holding hands. Sleet shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Mobotropolis right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether. 

Chapter 16

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! mabel u suk u gimme bak mah swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Mabel wht ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Mobotropolis. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Shadow thought so, I could totally see him swooning but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Shadow was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Napas and da Swat Botz!

No way Shadow im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout ther felings. 

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Shadow promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMG/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Snub or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Souly! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. 

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Sonia that stinking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: MABEL U SUK! SCORW U!)

“It serves that poser right.” I laughed angrily.Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Sonia will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld Dingo found her and ate her cause he’s a cannonball.” 

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Shakow tonight in Mobotropolis with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.

”B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Shakow or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Roblynik.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMG ROBLYNITK?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.

”We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Mobotropolis. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday Dingo and Sleet tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. 

“Oh my chaos you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Sully TARA Acorn what’s yours?”

“Chris Thorn.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf shadnow you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Knarkles flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMG Sully U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!” 

Chapter 17

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den SCAW UUUUUUUUUUUU! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!

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Chris Thorndyke gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Knarkles kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTH Knarkles?” I shouted angrily. “Gejt out yor anoyng!.” Well anyway Sonia came. Knarkles went away angrily.

“Hey girlfirend you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Sonia’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was cid enouff 2 be gofiik.

“So r u going 2 da concert wif Shadow?” she asked.

“Yah.” I said happily.

“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Shadow and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Shadow was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Dulcy but it tuned out dat she was kidnapped at birth and her real family dyed in a car crash. Dulcy converted to Chaosism and she went goth. She was in Green class now. She was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall her Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Shadow’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that my dad King Acorn gave him. We made fun of dose stupid preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif big ears and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Shadow. Shadow and I came. It was…….Nappas and da Swat Botz!

“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Sully, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Shadow!”

“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Napus ran away. It was…………………………………ROBLYNIK! 

[kiki213]

Here’s a Jim Carrey Imagine💞 For @chicky-foxy my friend!!!

(A/N): I’m very very sorry for the wait!!! hope you like it!!! Sorry again..

At 8:30am the alarm sounded in your house you quickly got up and dressed for work, as an interviewer you were very busy and though you were exhausted when you got home, at least you got rest. You really enjoyed this job, you got to interview many celebrities, but the problem is the fact that you couldn’t see your boyfriend Jim since you usually had 5 or more interviews. After you finished getting ready you made your way to the door where Jim was waiting in his black T-shirt and gray sweatpants with his hair messy as usual you smirked at him, he lifted an eyebrow in confusion.

“What is it?..” he asked

You chuckled before responding, “ You look so adorable...”

He blew you a raspberry and chuckled, then paused for a sec before lunging at you and picking you up by the waistline.

You were blushing madly by being taken off guard “J-Jim what are you-?!”

He pouted, holding you tighter, “It’s no fair...we don’t have time for each other anymore...”

You were taken by surprise, you respond with; “ We’ll make time don’t worry...we always do...”.

He softly put you down, his arms were still around your waist. He let out a sign before replying, “I need to try and clear my schedule...”

“Will you be busy today?...” you asked with slight concern

He looked down worryingly for a moment before meeting your eyes “...yeah I’ll be busy”

you paused “okay, go knock em’ dead!” you quickly flashed him a bright smile while giving him a goofy thumbs up.

He paused looking at you and gave you a quick chuckle before wrapping his warm, soft hands in your small cold ones and you blushed hard.

“hehe your hands are always so cold...” he softy smirked, and you looked away in embarrassment blushing.

He then took hold of your face and started applying messy kisses all over your face while saying how much he loved you, you giggled and blushed at his actions, it was so lovingly and it filled your heart with joy. After you bid your goodbyes and love yous, you left to work happily but also upset since you would much rather stay home and cuddle with him all day but you can’t you both are busy with your jobs. Since it was announced that he was starting in the new sonic movie playing the mad doctor Robotnik, neither one of you had time to spend with the other. Jim was the one who was the most busy and he didn’t come home until really late, and it did make you feel left out. But you were proud of him for going back in the spotlight and proceeding with acting.

Later around 4:00pm you were driving back home and entered the key in the lock and softly opened the door, as you walked in you were hit with cool breeze that sent goosebumps on your back making you shiver and it was clear that Jim wasn’t there. You decided to use this time and take a very long hot shower, after that you checked the time 5:40pm you shrugged deciding to fix the bed. When you were finished threw yourself on the couch watching tv, then you dried yourself and dressed in your pjs. You grabbed a large party bag of (F/C) [favorite chips] and plopped on the couch, as time passed by you put the chips back and were still there watching [your favorite show/ movie]. You glanced at the time 7:36pm, you signed deeply before you could even move a muscle the door blew off slamming against the wall you swear it broke off, and you screamed while you yeeted yourself off the couch. You looked at the person mad enough to do something like that and!..... It was Jim.

“What the fu-?!” Before you could talk or process what was happening Jim dashed at you carrying you bridal style and ran pass the hallway and threw himself along with you in the bed.

“I’m back!” He said confidently with a goofy smile

After you were done processing what happened you stood there shock still clearly on your face, he glanced at you and froze and he immediately started to apologize

“I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you I was just e-excited to be back with you....I missed you...”

Your shock slowly faded and while squeezing the bridge of your nose you replied , “it’s ok...j-just don’t go that again..”

“Okay okay...I’m sorry....” he trailed off before wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzles his face on your neck, you giggled softly as his prickly jaw touched your neck.

“Tell me you missed me!” He yelled as he got on top of you and started to tickling your sides

“Ah n-no hahahahaha!” You tried to curl up and push him off but you were powerless over him.

“Say it!” Jim demanded as he continued until your stomach started to ache making it hard for you to breath.

“Ok ok I missed you!” You yelled breathless, as you control your breathing Jim chuckled releasing you. You looked up at him in questioning look as Jim sat up crossing his legs and placing his hands on his hips confidently.

“Hahaha you’re too easy (Y/N).” He said smirking full of cockiness. An idea popped in your head and a devilish smirk appeared on your face.

“Oh yeah?...” you snap at him as if challenging him. You then pushed him back making him stumble back falling into the bed, next you got on top of him while lifting up his shirt and placed messy kisses on his stomach and demanding him to not do it again.

“Hahaha! Okay I won’t scare you like that again I promise! I’ll even f-fix the door Hahah-no s-stop!” He begged for you to stop and you did and waited for him to catch his breath, once he had laid there for a while before gently grabbing you and laying you on top of him. As you layer there on his warm chest you listened to his heartbeat it was like a lullaby and it made you feel cozy and sleepy, you nuzzled against him enjoying the peace and quiet until Jim spoke up.

“Why don’t you call in tomorrow?...you can come with me on set and get to see me with a sexy mustache~...” you felt his gaze on you.

You chuckled “ok I will and I might want to see you in a sexy mustache...” You moved up and laid your head on his shoulders and gently glazed your fingers against his stomach, Jim placed a soft kiss on your cheek as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders.

“What you might?” He looked at you in disbelief and shock. You giggled at his reaction and wrapped you arms around him like a baby sloth.

“Of course I do! I’m joking” Jim flashes a cute smile at you while snaking his arms around your waist and placing kisses on your face and neck.

“I can’t wait!” He exclaimed full with joy, after that he gently rested his chin on your head and yawned. You almost forgot he hadn’t changed since he got back.

“Aren’t you going to change?” You crooked your eyebrow.

“Nope, I don’t wanna leave you...besides I’m right where I wanna be, there’s no other place I’d rather be.” He tightened his arms pulling you closer.

You blushed deeply at his words as you stared up at him while silently fangirled and you snuggled up with him, you didn’t mind you enjoyed this even if you were scarred shitless, you felt Jim shift a little and felt the warm blanket softly being placed on you both. As the sleepiness consumed the both of you you slowly closed your eyes and you felt at peace, nothing could ruin this moment.

“I love you...” Jim softly muttered catching you off guard, you blushed softly before responding

“I love you too” you say as you drift off to sleep.



[stitchships]

U KNO WHAT, SMFH 👀 @ uhhh Robotnik too

I FORGOT THIS ONEEEE LMAO SORRY NATE

Okay like I don't have a lot of emotions abt Ivo rn BUT I do still love him deep down. I fucking LOVE this picture. Like okay his tidy hair is nice and all but this eboy bullshit??? Wreck me. Maybe it's just bc he's always the one bullying US it's very fun and sexy and cool to see him getting HIS ass whooped (bc he deserves it, the bastard)

Also

SLOTSLIGHTS.COM

That is all.

[chocobutt-trash]

I got tagged by @valkyrieofardyn, wheee~

Rules: tell me your favorite characters from fictional works (movies, books, tv, video games, etc.) and tag 10 people!

(This list is not ordered)

1.) Prompto Argentum (FFXV): He’s one of the realest, most fully-fleshed out characters I’ve seen in a videogame in a long time. His struggles are totally relatable to mine, which is why I like him so much. If someone with such similar hangups to me can do such great things, I can’t help but admire that and he gives me hope. He honestly tries his best, keeps his kindness and optimism despite being horrendously treated, and also has killer style. Fucking love him.

2.) Melfice (Grandia 2): He’s been my favourite character since I was fourteen. His Blood Brothers-style story arc with main character Ryudo had me completely sold. Such angst! Such sadness behind that evil persona he gained from being cursed by Valmar. And uh, such a goddamn sexy voice. My god. And with that big ol’ horn on his head, I totally will be blaming Melfice forever for my love of the D.

3.) Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog): For similar reasons to Prompto. Tails is just a little ray of sunshine, always does his best and puts others before himself, even though, with his insane mechanic skills and empathy, he should really be the MVP of the entire Sonic franchise. He doesn’t get nearly enough credit, but he’s not the sort to complain about it. As long as his friends are okay, as long as Robotnik is stopped, he’s happy. I just want to give him all the nice things.

4.) Allan Karlsson (The Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared): God, this book is the best. Allan Karlsson is, as the title says, a hundred-year-old-man who, on his centenary birthday, decides to climb out the window of his nursing home and go on an adventure. He’s characterised brilliantly, and throughout the bizarre adventure you end up finding out a lot about the escapades of his entire life. He’s SUCH a cool person. The coolest. If I could be such a lackadaisical and awesome old man I could die happy.

5.) Fujimoto (Ponyo): I’m a geology major and Fujimoto lives on a volcanic guyot under the sea alongside trilobites and other extinct creatures from the Cambrian era, so what’s not to like? But seriously, I love his backstory, there’s a lot of isolation and sadness and frustration there. Leaving humans behind to chase the call of the sea, hating what people are doing to the planet, falling in love with a goddess of the ocean. And damn if he doesn’t have the prettiest hair in the entire world.

6.) Ardyn Izunia (FFXV): One of the best-written villains in anything ever. I mean, Melfice will always be my fave for nostalgia reasons, but Ardyn is so fantastically characterised. His voice, his mannerisms, his motivation. He’s one of few characters I genuinely hate, and the backstory is so fucking tragic. He certainly knows how to hold a grudge, and I love that he’s a total morally ambiguous Judas/Jesus analogue. Like, how much of what he does is just playing the Devil’s Advocate to facilitate the end of the Starscourge, and how much of it is just the pained efforts of an old man who wants to die? God, it hurts thinking about it. And yet I can’t forgive him for hurting so many people. Damn, he’s just so complex and real.

7.) Letty Hempstock (The Ocean at the End of the Lane): From my favourite Neil Gaiman book. Like Ardyn, Letty is also an old, old soul, (in fact, Ardyn has nothing on her) but she is bright and optimistic and still exploring her power. She is mythologically tied into the real world in a way I’ve never seen before in fiction, a very, if I may say, geological way. And I simply love it. She’s got her own motivations and plans, but she’s ultimately a helpful and totally engaging, sparky character. I would feel like the Earth stood a chance if she was real.

8.) Gaara (Naruto): An old favourite from my weebiest days. I loved this character so much I cosplayed him excessively, haha. So much angst, so much demonisation, when really he was just a big softie underneath. I just wanted people to be nice to him. Gaara was a classic example of nurture creating the illusion of nature, of child-PTSD, of mental trauma and his eventual healing process over the long arcs of Naruto’s entire run made me so fucking happy. He outgrew his (literal) demons and did great things. Damn inspiring.

9.) Bruce Robertson (Filth): I debated marking Bruce as my top character of all time because, my god, he actually IS the best-written villain ever. Because he’s not entirely a villain, he’s just an ordinary person, your average copper in Edinburgh. A man who you start out almost agreeing with at the beginning of the novel, and wind up down a rabbit hole so deep you wonder how you got there, you start to worry as you read that you might have become this terrible thing - the way he’s written gets you inside his head, makes the lines blur. Bruce is utterly real, utterly believable, and completely, wholly nasty. I wish I had the skills of Irvine Welsh, to achieve a characterisation so great. I hate him but love his character, love every nuance and inflection. For the love of god, read Filth.

10.) Kilgrave (Jessica Jones): God, this man disturbs me, and it’s precisely because he’s so perfectly believable. He’s a man born with mutant powers that make people do his bidding - he’s grown up entirely within a privileged context, never having to worry about obtaining anything. People just do it for him. And as a result his personality is somewhat stunted - a literal manchild. The most terrifying thing is, we have all met someone like Kilgrave in life. He doesn’t fully understand that he’s hurting Jessica. He doesn’t understand she doesn’t love him. And he feels sleighted, hurt by this. Like all good villains, like Ardyn and Melfice and Bruce Robertson above, Kilgrave has aspects of his history and personality that are pitiable, that make me feel sorry for him. But it doesn’t make me hate him any less. God, he’s a bit of a lost cause, but such a great character study.

I tag: @yourscientistfriend, @cuiwi, @sodsta, @thatisludicrous, @shockerrbreakerr, @barcodechocobo, @chocoomba, @prettyprompto, @catbuttermargerine

[sjbattleangel]

My Immortal. The sonic parody part 2

Chapter 5

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Robltnik shutted is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 playn gams! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Robotnik made and Shadow and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You riddickulas dimwits!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Shadow comforted me. When we went back to the castle Robotnik took us to Professor Sleet and Professor Blaze who were both looking very angry.

“They were playing games in the Great Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.                                                                                                                       

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Blaze.    

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Sleet.                                                    

And then Shadow shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”                        

Everyone was quiet. Robotnik and Professor Blaze still looked mad but 

Professor Sleet said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”          

Shadow and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.                           

“Are you okay, Sally?” Shadow asked me gently.                                              

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels.                                                                                          

When I came out….Shadow was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. 

Chapter 6

AN: shjot up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!  

The next day I woke up. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.                                                                        

In the Great Hall, I ate some cereal with milk, and a glass of OJ. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the milk spilled over my top.                                  

  “Hey Buddy!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic hedgehog. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have blue spikes anymore and now he had black spikes with red streaks just like Shadow and he wasn’t wearing red sneakers anymore. He had a manly look on him. He had a sexy Mobian accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that I nearly fainted. (except I didn’t. I’m not like some dumb prep!) 

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Sonic the hedgehog, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I hide in the dark and curse the sunlight.” he giggled.

“Well, I love darkness. I can’t stand light. It’s so annoying and happy, reminds me of those preps” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah!” I roared.We sat down to talk for a while. Then Shadow came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Chapter 7: Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Sully isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A COATKIK! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Shadow and I held our hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs to the tallest staircase in the school. I was wearing red Chaos sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Shadow. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Shadow. We went to the roof and locked the door. Then…………

We started a laying a big towel down passively. we took off each others clothes enthusiastically until I only wore my black leather bra and he wore his black leather pants. We went on the towel and started playing with a jigsaw puzzle. He put his parts into my space and I put my parts into his space. AND I WON!!!      (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Shadow, Shadow!” I screamed while happily when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Shadow’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.“You slime!” I shouted angrily, jumping out off the towel.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Shadow pleaded. 

But I knew too much.“No, you idiot!” I shouted. “You probably don’t want me in your life!”

I then stomped back into the school. Shadow ran in but fell down the stairs and fell out of his pants He had boxer shorts with really big hearts but I was too mad to care. I stomped down the stairs and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Sleet and some other people.

“VAMPIRE THE HEDGEHOG, YOU STINKING CHEAT!” I yelled.

Chapter 8

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Shadow came into the room even though he was in funny underwear and started begging me to take him back.

“Sally, it’s not what you think!” Shadow screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Amy was kidnapped when she was born because Ixis Nagus killed her mother and her father died because he was depressed. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Rose. (Since she has converted to Chaosism she is in Class Green now not Class Red.) She is also half-Japanese and teaches me new words like Kawaii and Konichiwa. She’s my bestest friend evah!

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Sleet demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Shadow!” I shouted at him.Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Sally was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Sally) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Elise, a stupid prep. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) 

“But I’m not going out with Shadow anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah  right! Screw you!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Great Forest where I had lost my game with Shadow and then I started to bust into tears.

Chapter  9

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn pla all da gams! dis is frum da teevee ok so itz nut my folt if Robonik shefs! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson slet dosent lik Sonic now is coz  vampire is a chaotic! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Shadow for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Shadow. 

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He had long pointy ears (basically like Nagus in the show) and he was wearing dark robes but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Ixus Nagus!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Nagus shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Cheese!” I shouted as I threw a chao at him. Nagus fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him but luckily he now had a new pet.

“Sally.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire the hedgehog!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Shadow had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Shadow went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Nagus!” I shouted back.

Nagus gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Shadow”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Nagus got a duh-what-a-derp look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Shadow!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick with Cheese the chao on his head.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Shadow came into the woods.

“Shadow!” I said.“Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. “Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Mobius Academy together making out.