#Hillarious

[avampireatemycock]

[almostdreamy]

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[rufwooff]

You had to leave because the power of your au is so strong that it would've thrown the entire balance of the tmnt au competition off course by having so many people wanting to add it to the finals. The death toll would've been incalculable.

You had to leave for our safety and I salute you for your sacrifice 🫡🫡🫡

HIVHVISVIHSOUVSUVSHOUOJSOUDDOUDOUOJBDBOJ. YES. DEFINITELY. THIS IS TRUE.

[xxrrisxx]

If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu.

Elizabeth Warren

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

IPKKND | Summarized

Anjali to Arnav when she talks about the past and relationships;

Arnav to Khushi ever since he meets her at Sheesh Mahal;

Khushi to Arnav whenever she asks about farak and feels;

Devi Maiyya/Arnav/the audience/Khushi to Khushi when Khushi develops a crush;

Mami to Akash when she brings a new marriage proposal (or Shyam to the scorpion);

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Meanwhile, the goons & Shyam to Arnav and Khushi during the kidnapping track;

The End

[brunhielda]

New idea:

You have pretty set magic system with types of magic wielders in pretty well defined categories. Sometimes people do some wild and unique stuff in those categories, but they are categorized nonetheless.

Marvel’s new witch system from Agatha All Along, for example. (Inspiration, but this would still be funny for any system- it would be hilarious in Avatar, or DnD)

Someone new joins the group, who just sort of shrugs and says “I tell stories,” and refuses to elaborate any further. Everyone has different ideas- maybe they mean divination, maybe they are faking, maybe they think they have powers but are really just a wannabe.

But MAYBE, just maybe, they are the most powerful one there?!

Turns out newbie is just BENDING LUCK around anything they are involved in and mildly shifting the universe to suit their needs?!

They observe the situation, then either tell the problem or the group at large- “I have heard this story, you have too, it’s about (insert major trope here). But this isn’t how it’s supposed to go. ____ ALWAYS does _____ because _____. What is wrong here? Why is the story going wrong?”

They don’t mind control any opponents, or make anything big and miraculous happen. Nothing suddenly appears out of thin air to save the day. But some imperceptible tone just SHIFTS and suddenly, things might just work out for everyone after all.

Like, in a tv show/cartoon, the ONLY thing that changes during their story is the background music. Everything else remains the same. It is still a precarious situation, it’s just winnable now.

After awhile, the whole group has to acknowledge that though they can’t define it, it is very real, and they refuse to go anywhere without their luck bender.

They comedy (beyond shock value) comes from this: They cannot be defined by any of the categories of magic, which confuses, annoys, and just PISSES some people off.

“What do you mean, tell stories?!”

Shrug “I don’t know, I tell stories and things work out.”

“You… change reality?”

“Not really. Everything stays the same. It just works out for me. When it might not have before.”

(Person looks at other group member, who shrugs)

“They tell stories.”

“But what does that MEAN?!”

Basically just an unknowingly genre savy character who tells all the antagonists and the occasional natural disaster “no, you are doing it wrong.” 😂

Example- in Agatha all along, this witch would have walked over to Mama Harkness’s ghost and said “Now I agree Agatha deserves to die. Not disputing that. At this point she has done some terrible things. But from what I understand you stood in a circle around a pyre and tried to burn her- is that right?”

“She was evil. It had to be done.”

“I feel like that COULD be debated, but not right now. My problem is this- I know that story. Everyone knows this story. A mother realizes she has raised an evil child. That the child is going to hurt other mother’s children.”

“Exactly. You understand my pain.”

“No I don’t think I do, actually. Because in the version I know, the mother goes with. If a child is evil, it is not the child’s fault. The first time a mother looks at her child and says “this one is MINE.” They enter into contract. To care for, to love, and to take responsibility for, to serve in place as punishment. So when a Mother turns to look at their child, and sees they are evil, that they must be stopped to protect others, then she sends them off to sleep with soothing poison. She does not let them suffer for Mother’s sins. And then mother drinks it herself, to make sure child has someone in the next world, to atone for her part. If you thought fire was necessary then you were supposed to drug her first and climb on the pyre with her. Maybe if she had seen the world some and returned maybe, maybe, you had some justification, but she was still in your care, and you abandoned her when she needed you. You did not love her enough to take responsibility for her. You did this WRONG. Which makes me wonder- what else did you get wrong? Was she really evil all those years ago? Or were you just eager to shift blame? I agree she is evil now, and she will have to atone for everything she has done in the centuries since, but for what happened that day? What happened before? If she had anything to atone for, she did when her mother turned on her and she was left utterly alone in the world. You have no claim here. Punishment was dealt for both your sins that day. Go, or we will make you.”

It is just talking. Just reframing around a story trope that highlights what is wrong in the situation. That’s it. Is it even magic? In DnD for example, could it just be absurdly high charisma masquerading as magic? Did luck actually bend, or was the character just distracting/deescalating/convincing? Is it both? Are they convincing the UNIVERSE that this should go differently? (John Constantine in DC Universe claims all magic is this, and I find that neat).

“No no no. The story doesn’t go this way…”

[thebluestrokes]

I love this show!

[heartsick-honeybee]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRWQnCVC/

[lifestyleader]

[spec4ce88]

I can’t stop saying this

[niobefurens]

Thaks for Asking!

😂

(Found on Fb and the link won't copy)

[almostdreamy]

Girls just wanna have fun 🎀

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[hotmonkeelove]

AI tries making School Yearbooks

[whatthedogdoing123]

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

Rocky: these dudes must be running away after hitting me

*arnav and Khushi hugging the life out of each other*

Rocky: uh… ok… I’ll just wake up after some time

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Rocky: guys run everywhere, they might be hiding-

*arnav Khushi intense eye sexing behind the box*

Rocky: WE RESPECT PRIVACY so let’s just not see that *closes his gundas eyes*

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Rocky: shush careful bros, they might be hiding weapons in the hut-

*arnav and Khushi stripping in the middle of the jungle*

Rocky: THIS IS A KIDNAPPING NOT YOUR HONEYMOON- AT LEAST TRY TO RUN YOUR HORNY BUTTS AWAY