#High Fantasy RWBY AU

[fandom]

Web Series

You have so much fun on the internet watching other people have fun on the internet.

Hermitcraft +2

Dimension 20 +5

The Amazing Digital Circus +11

The QSMP Minecraft Server -2

Dan and Phil +20

Critical Role -5

Homestuck -3

Fantasy High: Junior Year

The Magnus Archives -1

The Magnus Protocol

Helluva Boss

EPIC: The Musical

Game Changer +10

StarKid Productions +13

RWBY -10

The Welcome Home ARG -10

Watcher Entertainment

Malevolent +10

The Life Series SMP

Nerdy Prudes Must Die +2

Dracula Daily -12

Crow Time +10

Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware +10

Shen Comix -5

Smosh

Alien Stage

Inanimate Insanity

Marble Hornets +8

The Dream SMP Minecraft Server -14

Dungeons and Daddies -13

Lackadaisy -7

Sun and Moon Show

Make Some Noise

Thomas Sanders -4

Pusheen

Desertduo Vigilante AU

Battle for Dream Island

Re: Dracula -12

Parkour Civilization

Animator vs. Animation

Eddsworld +1

The Walten Files

Redacted ASMR -3

Drawfee

Misfits And Magic

Red vs. Blue

Florkofcows

The Adventure Zone

Ghost Files -29

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures -1

The number in italics indicates how many spots a series or group moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded series or groups weren’t on the list last year.

Do you love to yell with other fans on the internet about your favorite series on the internet? Well, here's a bunch of The Amazing Digital Circus Communities to get you started.

[divinecomedyproductions]

Fandom and Literary Woes: The Arrogance of The Information Age and Literary Intellectuals

One thing I've noticed with the RWBY fandom and pretty much modern pop-culture and literary intellectuals is this nasty habit of locking concepts and tropes down into theories and formulas and try to completely rationalize what is "interesting" and what's "boring" and ruling everything else as corruptions or worthless little parasites upon what's the supposed "objective reality" and the end-all-be-all of a concept.

My first experience with this was with the "literary experts" coming out to rule out what's the end-all-be-all of concepts like Jaune and Pyrrha and Arkos in epic fantasy/sci-fi after the RWBY Volume 3 Finale

Baically

"Arkos ended tragically worked, ergo all couples and characters in epic stories like Jaune and Pyrrha(the dork knight and the warrior woman isolated by society) especially if they are directly inspired by them must also end that way to raise steaks and consequences, and they only way they can have a happy ending is in a sitcom/romcom. Doesn't matter what the epic story is about, what happens, their roles, or why, or why it makes audiences happy, if they don't end up dead in an epic, it means nothing."

Any anyone who actively disagreed either was exiled to RWBY Chibi, or been implied

"Okay, do your thing(AU/OG Work), but keep in mind, it ultimately means nothing, it contributes nothing, its nothing but a worthless little parasite upon the glorious meaningful tragedy that is Arkos and same can be said what you plan to do with the rest of RWBY.

You have no objectively good reason what makes you happy unlike us who have every objectively good reason in the cosmos for our satisfaction and contentment."

with and underlying gnostic attitude of

"Because we, the experts, know what things truly are, what they can ever be, and in what specific ways and genres and you don't."

and much like Andrew Ketterley, they are often arrogant and hypocritical and are not bound by the rules of logic like everyone else.

"Men like me, who possess hidden wisdom, are freed from common rules just as we are cut off from common pleasures.  Ours, my boy, is a high and lonely destiny.”-Andrew Ketterley, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew

When snobs consider your work or what you enjoy a bad because its only enjoyed by a smaller audience which then they pride themselves on they liking something thats enjoyed by the masses "it speaks to the human condition"

Then if you like something thats resonates by a larger audience, they flip it to "enjoyed by the unwashed masses" which then these prigs boast like something thats niche its because "we enlightened few understand something deeper and higher."

When it was the reverse logic 5 minutes ago

Cliche, niche, broad, what makes money, and tampering around with concepts in dissent and distaste is "bad" unless "the right people" like it and get what they want

Because they alone are the alchemists who can turn lead in to gold

Which is why they say its "interesting" to make evil superman out spite for superheroes like that in The Boys but a sexy magical girl Captain Marvel with her own set os sailor scouts like in Kamen America, especially made out of dissatisfaction and distaste how the inspiration was handled is "derivative" because the "experts" supposedly know what's the objective end-all-be-all reality of a concept and we don't.

They know, with a capital "G" and we don't.

And because they have "The Gnosis" and perfectly rooted in "objective reality" logic is fluid to whatever makes their way right.

They hav exclusive dominion over these concepts and tropes

Because again, they have "The Gnosis" and we don't.

Because it’s the Information Age and we have so much info, those who are oh-so objective and intelligent can use said information to find what’s the apex of a concept or a trope rule out everything else.

All as they judge, shame, and lecture us peons high up in their ivory towers hundreds of yards away on social media now to supposedly stay “objective” and not catch the disease of “subjective feelings” which they never elaborate

And like RetroBlasting said in his doing nothing video it’s no longer the analogue world and they know better than anyone else so they see our stuff on their feed and stop and jump in and lecture us

And and the critics often the resort to greedy reductionism(aka “Nothing Buttery”) to reduce our stuff to whatever makes it sound stupid/immoral which then they proceed to gloss over, ignore, and label the details

[strqyr]

my biggest struggle with writing anything for rwby is that my personal preference definitely leans more towards "as little technology as possible"; i like fantasy-medieval and stuff like that, and remnant definitely has areas that lends more towards that type of story, if by nothing else then stylistically and frankly, mainly by vibes that i'm personally getting, but... there's also high-tech stuff... that one just can't get rid of bc it's pretty darn relevant to the world and here i am, gritting my teeth like.......... it's...... it's so close................

so anyway i might have a new au :)

[tekkonair]

Schneekos Week 2024! Chapter Six

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen Warnings: None Relationships: Weiss Schnee/Pyrrha Nikos Summary:

Herein lies my contribution to Schneekos Week 2024! Expect fluff, romance, lesbianism, useless lesbianism, and a whole bunch of different AUs. Some will be long, some will be short. I hope you enjoy!

Day One (15th): Fantasy (Pyrrha is a centaur knight coming to rescue her fiancé, the fay-adjacent Weiss, from her cruel father!)

Day Three (17th): High School/College (Pyrrha is a star quarterback, Weiss is a fencer. Both find themselves equally distracted by the other)

Day Four (18th): Faunus (Weiss is a centaur faunus, and trains with Pyrrha's instructor to better use her traits in battle)

Day Five (19th): Rivals to Lovers (Weiss and Pyrrha are top-class drivers, going head to head for charity with a forefeit for the loser)

Day Six (20th): Scars (Weiss and Pyrrha won the war against Salem, but not without suffering some scars along the way)

Day Seven (21th): Free Day (Weiss' brain works a little differently to most peoples'. And that's okay, she just needs someone to explain a few things to her sometimes)

@schneekosweek

[confetti-and-confessions]

✰ KINLIST

IDS / PERMASHIFTS —

Henry Emily (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Takuto Maruki (Persona 5 Royal)

Jing Yuan (Honkai: Star Rail)

────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──────────

HIGH KINS —

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Pixlriffs (Empires SMP + Fantasy SMP) ((Cladokin))

Ozpin (RWBY)

Peter Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Bonnie Bully/Cassie’s dad (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──────────

MEDIUM KINS —

W.D. Gaster (Undertale + Glitchtale + Handplates)

Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield)

Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Owen (Outsiders SMP + NewLife SMP + Pirates SMP + Rats SMP + Empires SMP + Minecraft SOS) ((Cladokin))

John Ward (FAITH: The Unholy Trinity)

Sunday (Honkai: Star Rail)

Stolas Goetia (Helluva Boss)

Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Phantom Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Edward Pritchard (Silent Screams)

Dallon Weekes (iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Lore)

Philza (Dream SMP)

────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──────────

LOW KINS —

Karl Jacobs (Dream SMP)

Frank Frankly (Welcome Home)

Susan Woodings (The Walten Files)

Shuji Ikutsuki (Persona 3 Reload)

Etho (Hermitcraft)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Wiggog Y’wrath (Hatchetfield)

Stardust Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Lolbit (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Ballora (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Ryunosuke Naruhodo (The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles)

Hero!Mysterio (Marvel Cinematic Universe AU)

Sun (Sun and Moon Show)

Henry Creel (Stranger Things)

Nightmare Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──────────

FICTIONFLICKERS —

Spider-Noir (Spider-verse)

Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

Loki Laufeyson (Loki)

Mordecai Heller (Lackadaisy)

Godot (Ace Attorney)

Elder Mark (Craig of the Creek)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──────────

✰ Boundaries ✰ Canonmates & F/Os ✰

[sins-of-warriors]

Tryndamere. The Barbarian King

Intro: Leader of one of the many tribes of the Freljord, at young age he suffered the masacre of the Darkin Aatrox, he survive but with the taint of the Darkins running trough his veins that granted him unnatural strength and rage. He lead what remain of his people and travel south to meet with Warmother Ashe and join her new faction.

Physical: Black long hair. BLUE eyes. Muscular build, high stamina. 2.10 M tall. 32 years old. Size: XL

Personality: Tryndamere general demeanor is, contrary to popular belief, very tranquil, only unleashing his inner rage on the battle field. Mostly cautious at first meetings, confident and prideful.

Kinks: Mostly Dom he can switch to sub if he find a worthy partner, light bondage, breeding, Threesomes favors FFM, teasing(giving/receiving), Oral(giving/receiving), Risky scenarios, outdoors sex, one night stands, cuddles and hand holding.

AUs: Each skin provides a different au, Warring kingdoms is a martial arts AU, Glorious Tryndamere is a more high fantasy AU, Demon Blade Tryndamere is a demonic AU etc... Extra AU's Modern, Mercenary, RWBY, Scyfi.

[madmanwonder]

RWBY Fantasy Overlord AU Jaune Arc Profile:

Reign: 2032 to Present

Name: Emperor Jaune Miles Arc, the Third of His Name of Holy Empire of Arcadia

Title: Knight, Lord of White Citadel, Protector of the Domain, High Lord of the Order of Twin Arc, Shield of His People, Sword of the Exalted Land,

Aliases: Jaune the White, the White Knight, Knight of the Golden Arc, Tyrant of Arcadia, Jaune the Conqueror, Jaune the Crafty

[myfaveisfuckable]

Matchups for v2 round 1

(polls drop July 15 (or so))

Tengen/Rengoku (demon slayer) vs Natsuo Todoroki/ Shigaraki (bnha)

Ochaco/Kirishima (bnha) vs Anakin/commander Fox (star wars)

Ichigo/hollow Ichigo (bleach) vs high school bicycle racing club polycules team (yowamushi pedal, wind breaker)

Mitski/Mirko/inko (bnha) vs odasaku/yosano (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Hinata/Haku (Naruto) vs Mrs White/Yvette (clue 1985)

Asuma/kakashi (Naruto) vs dave/tavros (Homestuck)

Zabuza/kisame (Naruto) vs tenjouin fubuki/manjoume jun (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

Yor (spy x family)/Haru (fugou keiji) vs rabi ray Rana/sabal (far cry 4)

Curator (the stanley parable)/administrator (TF2) vs medic (TF2)/medical officer Danby (Subnautica)

Yor (spy x family)/morinozuka (Ouran) (academy au) vs matmodean (wheel of time)

Tsume/Tsunade (Naruto) vs Mario/donkey Kong (Mario movie 2023)

Robert chase/chi park (house md) vs winter schnee/Robyn Hill (RWBY)

Phina/linde (fire emblem) vs mal Cobb/eames (inception)

Fierce deity/ghirahim (the legend of Zelda) vs Tamika flynn/Janice palmer

Joseph/god (Christianity) vs garet/the wise one (golden sun)

Isaac/the roof of his house (golden sun) vs ichika/kanade (project sekai)

Jazz/prowl (the transformers) vs Bellamy/Bartolomeo/Cavendish (one piece)

Leon/kazuichi (Danganronpa) vs johnny/the fridge guy (Johnny the homicidal maniac)

The original char aznable/casval daikun (Gundam) vs vera misham/wocky kitaki (ace attorney)

Setsu/yuriko/raqio (gnosia) vs Cecil Gershwin Palmer (wtnv) Carlos Ramirez (Dresden files)

Anna/Daniel (FNAF AR:special delivery) vs Sam (fantasy high)/aelwyn (the seven)

Luis/ness (FNAF AR: special delivery) vs all of the Beatles (irl)/light yagami (death note)/penguins of Madagascar minus skipper (penguins of Madagascar, etc)

Hellucard/guardian angel (eddsworld) vs Danny Fenton (Danny phantom)/randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham ninth grade ninja

Rincewind the wizzard/twoflower (discworld) vs calendar man/condiment king (dc comics)

Queen ripple/drawcia (Kirby) vs John silver/scroop (treasure planet)

Dante (Devil may cry)/Raiden (metal gear) vs Sesshomaru/hojou (Inuyasha)

Jon connington/Myles toyne (asoiaf) vs lazy/shoji (dairanger)

Gaon/zyuran (zenkaiger) vs jade/terezi (Homestuck)

Tumblr/Reddit vs anzu/tsukasa/junta (romantic killer)

Anzu/saki (romantic killer) vs Peter Parker (spiderman (specifically toby MacGuire)/Spencer Reid (criminal minds)

Captain smollet (treasure planet)/Jane (Disney Tarzan) vs hope/echo (the 100)

Atsushi/Yanagida (Osomatsu-san) vs junta/makoto (romantic killer)

[lacependragon]

Under the Cut: approximately 1,200 words of the opening to a modified version of the RWBY AU I posted about earlier this week: a fantasy (with magic) slice of life story about Ruby as an alchemist and shop owner, Yang as a ranger (protector of the city), and a several hundred years after the apocalypse and trying to rebuild world.

Or, My Time at Portia meets Management of a Novice Alchemist (w/ Vox Machina, Flying Witch, and a few others around for good measure) but make it RWBY.

Feedback welcome.

Zwei huffs a snort through his muzzle as he pulls up short on the path. Ruby looks over her horse’s long neck to peer down the path. There, past the spiralling dirt path, near the gleaming blue waters and behind the stone and wooden walls is Patch, the town that will soon be her home.

Yang sits astride her mare, Celica, on Ruby’s right. Both horses are laden down with bags and boxes and all sorts of supplies. They brought everything they could with them, leaving the rest with their parents on the wagon, a few days behind.

“What do you think?” asks Yang. “Is it everything you wanted?” She leans forward on Celica, her eyes on Ruby.

Ruby stares at the town. It’s so much smaller than Vale, the city they’ve spent most of their lives in. It seems quieter, slower, and Ruby can’t help but take a moment to revel in it. From this height, she can peer behind the walls and catch sight of the world they protect. The brightly painted houses that rise and fall with the hills. The rooftop gardens and balcony patios. Spiralling staircases of stone connect the higher and lower parts of the town.

And people, perhaps a dozen or so in sight, bustle as well. They move from one building to another, talk to each other in the streets, and a child is even dancing. Or Ruby presumes they’re a child. It’s hard to tell from this distance.

“Looks amazing,” says Ruby, honestly. “What about you? Kind of important you like it. It is your posting.”

Neither one of them expected for Yang to get a posting so soon out of Ranger training. She’d only gotten her license a week ago before she received a high priority posting, a permanent posting, in Patch, a little town to the northwest of Vale. Apparently, they were having a rough time and needed assistance.

The sort of assistance they figured they’d need forever. Must have cracked open a dungeon, or maybe a tomb. Those sorts of things could be decades long problems.

“It looks boring,” says Yang. She pulls on the reins to Celica and guides her in front of Ruby and Zwei. “Come on, let’s go see where the fun around here is.”

Ruby rolls her eyes and follows as Yang and Celica take off down the hill at a fast trot toward the city. Zwei chuffs at the idea of going faster with so many bags and bobbles attached to him. Ruby doesn’t blame him. He’s already being incredibly patient for an animal that’s supposed to be a dog and not a horse. Especially not a pack horse.

“Don’t worry, buddy, we’ll get there when we get there,” says Ruby, patting Zwei’s neck. He trots forward with his dog-like gait, bouncing Ruby a bit in her saddle. She’s glad she packed her glassware so well, or else it all would be shattered by now.

From the open gate of the town rides a person on a sleek, dappled grey horse. It’s a smaller breed than Celica, and sits a bit smaller than Zwei, too, but it looks sturdy and it eats up the space between the two groups with powerful, lengthy strides.

“Ahoy!” calls the woman astride the horse. She has dark brown skin and a mohawk dyed multiple colours, with bright eyes that gleam in the morning sun. “Name’s Harriet. What can I do for you folk?”

“I’m Yang, this is my sister Ruby. I’m here about the Ranger posting,” says Yang.

Harriet grins and gives Yang an appraising look. “You’re the new Ranger?” Yang nods. “Oh hell yes, you look way more capable than the last guy they sent.”

Yang and Ruby exchange a nervous look. Is it that dangerous out here?

“What happened to the last guy?” asks Ruby, voice wobbling slightly.

Harriet scoffs. “Nothing. Marrow’s just fucking annoying. Like the kid brother I never wanted.”

Yang gives Ruby a long, amused look. “Tell me about it.”

“Hey!” protests Ruby.

Harriet chuckles. “C’mon, I’ll show you around. Help you get settled.” She turns her horse around and throws an arm forward, toward Patch. “You’re gonna love it here. We’ve got more dungeons, tombs, and sealed up bullshit than half the fucking province put together. This place is awesome.”

That’d explain why they need so many rangers.

Yang grins. “Hell yeah!” She punches a fist into the air.

Ruby rolls her eyes. Fighting is cool, sure, but Ruby’s curious about the forage, and the local animal populations, the gardening possibilities, and, most of all, her new shop.

Town alchemist. It has a nice ring to it.

As their mounts guided them down the path, toward the town, Harriet spoke over her shoulder.

“Patch is one of the older towns in Anima, but we’ve never managed to expand all that far because we got founded on the edge of the Wilds. We’ve been pushing lately, because we need the farmland, and that’s how we cracked open the system that we called in Marrow for.” Harriet rolls her head with her eyes and grins at them. “But he’s not much of a spelunker and we need someone who doesn’t mind the caves.”

What sort of ranger didn’t like caves?

“Hope you aren’t scared of tight spaces,” says Harriet.

“No way,” scoffs Yang. “I’m fearless.”

Ruby rolls her eyes. Fearless. Sure. And she’s seven feet tall and buff. But Yang’s fears aren’t the sort you find in a cave or a dungeon.

They reach the bottom of the hill and follow the wide dirt and gravel path toward the front gate. It transitions into tightly interlocking stones that stretch beyond her eye within the town, proper. The stones look like the massive ones sprawled across the wild expanse of land that stretches between Vale and Patch. The off-white, sometimes pale grey stone gleams in the light and makes everything brighter.

“How many people live here?” asks Ruby.

“Couple hundred, or thereabouts,” says Harriet, over her shoulder. “Once you learn the place, you get to know everyone in it, too. It’s not hard to keep track.” She shrugs. “There’s more out in the farmland, especially back the way you came, but those are the ones who live in town. We wanna expand, but…” She trails off.

The dungeons. For all they’re ‘cool’, especially to people like Yang and Harriet and other rangers, they’re not exactly a perk for ordinary people. Mostly, to regular people, they’re just scary, dangerous, and a reason to stay the hell away from some place.

She’d seen the farms on the way here. Big, sweeping things maintained by worn machines and worn people. They seemed happy, at a distance, but Ruby wondered. She’d worked on farms during her time at alchemist college. Not for long, but long enough to know it was hard, long work that the whole world relied on. Work that deserved better recognition. Maybe she could help, with her shop.

More land. More safety. More people. More supplies. The constant cycle of survival and growth and expansion in this strange and ancient world.

“Your shop is gonna be off River Road,” says Harriet. She passes under the open arch of the gate and Ruby lets out a quiet gasp at how different this place is compared to Vale.

[heroicmultiverse]

ROLEPLAY HISTORY!

The rules are simple! Post characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back. Then tag ten people to do the same (if you can’t think of ten, just write down however many you can and tag that number of people). Please repost, don’t reblog!

CURRENT MUSES:

Way too many to list, so I'll just list one from each of my blogs;

Valerie/Fem!V (Cyberpunk 2077) on @nxthingtxwn

Gwen Stacy/Ghost Spider on this blog

Steph Gingrich (Life is Strange) on @from-arcadia-to-haven

Nicole the Holo-Lynx (Archie Sonic) on @mobianresistance

Amity Blight (The Owl House) on @ourxguidingxkey

Aria Blaze (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) on @offtxseethewxrld

Kotone Shiomi (Persona 3 Portable) on @beautyxofxdestiny

Ai Mizuno (Zombie Land Saga) on @lxvxngdeadgxrls

Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa V3) on @breakthroughtheconfusion

Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter) on @legacyofthephoenix

Lena "Tracer" Oxton (Overwatch) on @watchingxover

Penny Polendina (RWBY) on @rwbyrising

WANT TO WRITE:

Eclair "Lightning" Farron (Final Fantasy XIII)

Fang (Goodbye Volcano High)

Himari Nakamura (Danganronpa OC)

Mona Lisa (TMNT 1987)

Akari Tanaka (Zombie Land Saga OC)

HAVE WRITTEN:

Toy Chica (Five Nights At Freddy's 2)

Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog; Werehog AU)

Fluttershy (My Little Pony; Changeling AU)

Twilight Sparkle (Sci-Twi) (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)

Ember McLain (Danny Phantom)

WOULD WRITE AGAIN:

Echo Tesla (Guitar Hero)

Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa; Ultimate DJ AU)

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) (maybe)

idk most of my old muses I actually do still play in some capacity

tagged by; @blindbastard

tagging; @goddessofpathos, @symbioteburnout, @thethiefsden, and anybody else that wants to

[xivacademia]

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ffxiv ― content.

expansion // a realm reborn / heavensward / stormblood / shadowbringers / endwalker / dawntrail

raid; alliance // the shadow of mhach / return to ivalice / yorha: dark apocalypse / myths of the realm

raid; savage // alexander / omega / eden / pandæmonium / arcadion

deep dungeon // palace of the dead / heaven-on-high / eureka orthos

seasonal // heavensturn / valentione’s day / little ladies’ day / hatching-tide / moonfire faire / the rising / all saints’ wake / starlight celebration

location // gold saucer

ffxiv ― race, class, job.

race // viera / au ra / miqo’te / lalafell / elezen / hyur

tank // paladin / warrior / dark knight / gunbreaker

healer // white mage / scholar / astrologian / sage

melee // monk / dragoon / ninja / samurai / reaper

ranged // bard / machinist / dancer

caster // black mage / summoner / red mage / blue mage

hand // carpenter / blacksmith / armorer / goldsmith / leatherworker / weaver / alchemist / culinarian

land // botanist / miner / fisher

community ― prompt, challenge.

race // febhyurary / miqomarch / vierapril / aurapril / lalapril / mayqote / junelezen / vieraugust / auraugust / elftober / hrothober / roevember

general // glamtober / musember

content ― other.

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[quetozcoatl]

For the fanfic game: B, F, and R!

Original ask meme here, feel free to send me a letter!

B: Any of your stories inspired by  personal experience?

One of my old RWBY fics is me angsting about my neurodivergency via the lens of Professor Ozpin. NGL, I'm considering deleting it, it's... embarassing, and not my best work.

On top of that, the backstory for one of my WoW OCs was based on, for lack of a better term, my daddy issues. It's a fucking cringe backstory and it just turned melodramatic and I'm so glad I reworked it.

But for a more light-hearted response, it's a fic I'd like to write. When I was young, one of my teeth was loose. I complained about it to my older brothers, and one of them responded with: "Oh, your new tooth is going to grow into a vampire tooth" ...or something along those lines. Knowing my younger self, she was terrified and probably cried.

I think it's a perfect concept for Klint and Barok van Zieks!

F: Share a snippet from one of  your favorite dialogue scenes  you've written and explain why  you're proud of it.

As much as I want to post a snippet from my roleplaying on WoW, I won't, because it will require a paragraph of lore-dumping, which I am prone to do at a moments notice, just read any of my AU fics.

I have a LOT of WIPs, and some of them do have dialogue I quite enjoy. However, one of them just takes the cake: it's from an AU inspired by Baldur's Gate 3 (a very good game!) and tried to work within the canon of Dungeons and Dragons. In it, Klint is a bard of eloquence, rather than a ranger. I decided to make Balmung his stuffed hell-hound that Mama van Zieks made for him and he cherishes deeply, and my favorite dialogue is Klint talking to that Balmung:

”What was I thinking, Balmung?!“ No one would hear him, he had wards specially installed to prevent that. In here, he was free to talk how loud he wanted to an inanimate object, and no one to judge him for it, either! “Acting like some sort of seductress, touching her with my bare hands!” He gives Balmung a squeeze. “I don't want to be a harlot, and, I must have frightened her terribly with these talons of mine.”

This too, which happens some lines later:

“Hells!” He snatches his head back in. “Can you believe this, Balmung?” The dog did not respond, on account of being just a stuffed animal.

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

First off, Guillermo del Toro. He is one of my idols and I look up to his storytelling a lot. I love that he does not sacrifice color to tell dark stories, and that his works have taught me to accept that I'll write what I want! Another one is Zack Morrison who writes and draws the webcomic Paranatural, which I have kept up with since high school. They made the swap to a blend of writing and art sometime in 2021, and the descriptiveness and cleverness of the writing has made my jaw drop.

Next, Another one is Eiichiro Oda. That man can casually reference something he wrote hundreds of chapters ago, and no matter how crazy things get, it feels perfectly plausible within the world of One Piece. But unfortunately it's come at a cost due to him being a mangaka, and I must stress the importance of taking care of yourself before anything else.

These two are well-known for their diverse cast of characters, and Zack Morrison does little, but effective things to make the characters stand out even more in the mixed setting and it's genius. However, an honorable mention to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, for popularizing the concept of using limited things in text like numbers and cases to distinguish the characters.

Now, the next is sillier: Elizabeth Hoyt and Tessa Dare. Yes, they crank out regency romance novels but they know their niche, damn it! My first romance novel was Duke of Sin by Elizabeth Hoyt, and it's helped me really come to terms with the fact that what I read is not necessarily what I want. I love the fantasies romance novels bring, but the idea of actually BEING in a romance makes me want to run away screaming!

[writeroffanfics69]

Looking for rp partners part two

This will be my fandom list. If you looked at my rp kinks for part one then you may have found yourself here. Again this will be 18+ so looking for rpers who are comfortable rping such things. This will cover a wide range of fandoms and I may forget some so that is on me, otherwise if you look at this thinking tame or rather softcore, it might not work. A lot of times smut is often going to outweigh plot though not like it won't be there.

There might be titles in here you don't know and there might be some you aren't familiar with. My advice is don't force yourself to do something in that scenario. I may have failed to post it last time but I can rp; canon x canon, oc x canon, canon x oc, oc x oc. This will likely come in handy when I put up my overall canon list and pairings. My advice is always read part one before going to part two...it just makes more sense that way. If there are titles not on here that you can do and might want to recommend to me you can...just can't make any guarantees I will be familiar with it.

In the case of unfamiliarity I find it best to opt to AU or Modernized just to save face case I butcher a beloved canon character. Oh and while some of these fandoms seem like they are the squeaky clean...they won't be so much when we are done with it. Reach out to me in pm should you read this and want to rp from this list, pairing and canons I can rp will be up next also Discord handle is given out in pm only but as always read my rp kinks first.

Anime

Naruto, Pokemon, Digimon, FMA (brotherhood), attack on titan, edens zero, fairy tail, one piece, spy x family, citrus, sakutra trick, ouran high school host club, my hero academia, seven deadly sins, sailor moon, ect

Cartoon

kim possible, danny phantom, the owl house, the loud house, arcane, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, sonic (satam, underground, x, boom, prime), teen titans, young justice, marvel, dc, miraculous ladybug and cat noir, my little pony friendship is magic, the dragon prince, she-ra and the princesses of power, sofia the first, chip and dale rescue rangers, phineas and ferb, star trek lower decks, star wars the clone wars animated series, star wars rebels, rwby, disney, amphibia, tiny toon adventures, avatar the last airbender, the legend of korra, ect

video game

mass effect, dragon age, lollipop chainsaw, dynasty warriors, dead or alive, final fantasy, kingdom hearts, senran kagura, persona, super smash bros, super mario bros, the legend of zelda, star wars fallen order, cyberpunk 2077, life is strange, the last of us, honkai star rail, genshin impact, overwatch, the witcher, ect

film

high school musical, disney zombies, descendants, the lord of the rings, mcu, dcu, marvel animated, disney/pixar, dc animated, tangled, frozen, the incredibles, big hero 6, star wars, star trek, hunger games, harry potter, twilight, lemonade mouth, space jam, the longest ride, the lucky one, howl's moving castle, whisper of the heart, ect

television

orange is the new black, star trek (all of them), star wars (all of them), friends, big bang theory, victorious, hannah montana, wizards of waverly place, liv & Maddie, riverdale, wyonna earp, icarly, pretty little liars, ncis, ncis hawaii, ncis la, ncis new orleans, ncis sydney, how i met your mother, fuck there are so many it is literally hard to think of them...I will hop back here case I remember any of them, and no that is not the name of a series.

I may edit this at some point but yeah this list as it stands is now complete and with part three it will touch upon canons I can rp as and it will also be pairings so just go off the one before the x as the one I can rp as and the one after is one you can take up if you want.

If you are again reading this it will be for 18+ content so I advice the fuck out of this just so things don't get awkward when a title is innocent and out there but things don't go the squeaky clean route and characters are doing things they normally wouldn't.

[for-yourdisaster]

Dear Candy Hearts Creator,

I am WalkingthePlankonaSinkingShip on AO3. Thank you so much for creating for me! I’m sure I’ll love whatever you come up with! 

General Likes:

AUs (pirates, fairytale, Pokemon trainers, and reincarnation are personal favorites)

Hurt/Comfort

Fake dating

Mutual pining

Angst with a happy ending

Mild or implied NSFW

Do Not Want/DNWs:

Ship or character bashing

Incest

MCD (aside from the canon ACOC and RWBY deaths)

Explicit NSFW

RWBY

Blake/Sun, Ren/Nora, and Jaune/Pyrrha

An exploration of how they feel after the fall of Beacon would be interesting. Particularly Jaune grieving Pyrrha and using his emotions to drive him to be a better huntsman.

Ren and Nora looking back on their childhood together in a childhood friends to lovers situation is adorable.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Caspar/Ashe/Linhardt, Caspar/Linhardt, Caspar/Ashe, Lorenz/Leonie, Dorothea/Ingrid, and Dimitri/Sylvain

Azure Moon and Verdant Wind are my favorite paths, but I do enjoy Crimson Flower. Please no Silver Snow. Mentions of Rhea and Catherine in passing are fine, but please don’t have them as major characters. Please stick to Three Houses canon, I haven’t played Three Hopes yet but would like to when I get the time.

Seeing their first meeting once everyone gets back to the monastery is always cool. 

Lorenz and Leonie learn over time that they aren’t as different as they once thought.

Glimpses of clarity from Feral Dimitri where Sylvain can see that his old friend is still there.

Dimension 20

ACOC:

Saccharina & Ruby, Liam & Ruby, and Liam & Jet & Ruby

Any exploration into the feelings of grief after Lapin, Preston, or Jet’s deaths are super welcome. 

Ruby and Saccharina trying to build a bond as Saccharina gets a crash course in how to run Castle Candy.

Coffin Run:

Drago/Wetzel

What the hell happens during the long walk from Transylvania to Cairo?

Fantasy High:

Gilear & the Bad Kids

Gilear putting up with any and all Bad Kids shenanigans is god tier content.

Pokemon Sword/Shield Video Games

Raihan/Piers and Leon/Sonia

I haven’t watched the anime since gen 1 and don’t intend to start any time soon. References/spoilers for the anime are fine, but I won’t understand specific references unless they’re from the games.

I LOVE the idea of looking back on either pair when they were Hop and Gloria/Victor’s age challenging the gyms themselves. Or either pair navigating both a new relationship while also going through the major changes they see at the end of the game (Piers leaving the gym to Marnie to focus on his music, Sonia becoming the professor, etc.).

[tekkonair]

Schneekos Week 2024! Chapter Four

Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen Warnings: None Relationships: Weiss Schnee/Pyrrha Nikos Summary:

Herein lies my contribution to Schneekos Week 2024! Expect fluff, romance, lesbianism, useless lesbianism, and a whole bunch of different AUs. Some will be long, some will be short. I hope you enjoy!

Day One (15th): Fantasy (Pyrrha is a centaur knight coming to rescue her fiancé, the fay-adjacent Weiss, from her cruel father!)

Day Three (17th): High School/College (Pyrrha is a star quarterback, Weiss is a fencer. Both find themselves equally distracted by the other)

Day Four (18th): Faunus (Weiss is a centaur faunus, and trains with Pyrrha's instructor to better use her traits in battle)

Day Five (18th): Rivals to Lovers (Weiss and Pyrrha are top-class drivers, going head to head for charity with a forefeit for the loser)

@schneekosweek

[heliosthegriffin]

Sacred Rites

“Do you swear to honor The Heavenly Champion in all your works, Jaune Arc?”

To be a Paladin, to be servant to the divine and defender of the innocent. That was his dream.

“Yes, I swear, from the day I entered the Victarion to now, I have been the Goddess’s to command and lead.”

“Do you answer to our Goddess, and only our Goddess?”

“To no other, now and forever, never shall I let man, law, or force of nature, interrupt me in my quests and duties, I answer to the Goddess and only the Goddess, or those that she speaks through.”

“Will you uphold the oaths of our order?”

“I will feed the starving, 

I will chastise the foolish, 

I will forgive the repentant, 

I will be generous to the poor,

I will help the needy,

I will act when needed, never just when called upon,

I will protect the young, the weak, the weary, and the innocent, I will fight for the common man! 

I will be honorable in all pursuits,

strong in body, faith, and mind,

Never shall greed or callousness, guide my path! 

For I make my own! 

I will guide the weary, tired, and directionless to the warmth of our hearths, and give them guidance, and I will let them go if they desire to be alone, but never close the door. 

I will live with freedom in my servitude, now and forever.”

He didn’t need to look up to know that tears crested the eyes of Champion Maria, with a crack in her normally stern voice she continued.

“Then as Champion of the Victarion, Maria Calavera, I name you Jaune Arc first Paladin of Pyrrha-Nikos, Heavenly Champion, Savior of the Commons, First Apotheosis, she who cast down the Old Tyrants! Hold your head up,”

Jaune did, looking into the silver eyes of the surprisingly youthful looking Champion. 

“you will carry your head high, as you are the first and only true Paladin of Pyrrha-Nikos! Take pride in position, but never let humility leave you, you will carry the weight of the faith on your shoulders, but with the strength of all those with the faith! Now go forth child, and meet those you would cherish and protect!”

With a tear going down his cheek, he turned and looked out at the full temple. He had finally realized his dream, one that he would live forever more.

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Entering his chambers Jaune collapsed on the humble bed of his.

It had been a heavenly experience after the ceremony, full of friendship, feasting, games, dancing, along with promises and new memories being made. It beginning and ending on a high note, with friends from across the city and continent showing up, and them promising to meet once again as soon as he has leave to go questing. He couldn’t have had a better day if he tried!

It really made the last eight years seem like nothing in comparison. He let out a happy sigh, truly his hardships and sacrifices had paid off. What would the boy that he was at ten years old think of himself now?

Probably that he should have left home sooner. 

Hmm-pf, the thought making him crack up a little.

Laying on his bed looking around his normally bare chamber were full to bursting with the gifts, more than he knew what to do with, but it mattered not, he’d cherish them all.

The masterwork sword that Ruby made him.

The gambeson Coco had made for him.

The tabard Velvet made for him.

The bottle of fine whiskey that Yang made him promise not open till they did quest together.

Emerald had even gotten him back the coin purse that he lost! He enjoyed the embroidery on it that she had gotten done on it.

Brother Ren had come by with Sister Arslan to set up the party, nothing less than what he’d expect from Tenders of Sun Wukong, Second Apotheosis.

Ren had even given him a pair of fine gloves, some potions, and even an alchemy set and basic instructions!

Arslan just promised not to beat him too badly at the next inter temple championship. Also gave him a nice embroidered belt with gold inlays.

Old Port had come by with enough food to feed an army, and left him a nice antler handled skinning knife.

Tukson had brought him some books to read, ranging from philosophy to legend to stories from other continents.

So many gifts. 

A sharp knock on the door took him out of his thoughts.

Jaune quickly moved to answer the door.

On the other side, Champion Maria Calavera. A woman many years his senior looking no older than a decade his senior.

Jaune dropped to his knee, and paid respects. “I’m honored by your presence, my champion.”

“Lift your head and stand boy, we are both equals in Her eyes.”

Jaune rose to his feet, the tall young man towering above the champion, and  he beckoned Maria in.

Maria entered and sat at his desk, and Jaune took a seat on his bed.

“Pardon, my rudeness, My Champion,-”

“As I said we are both equal in Her eyes, so you may address me as Maria, or not at all. There will be no deferential treatment between the two of us, are we clear?” Maria asked sternly.

Jaune’s face blushed, and he scratched the side of his face. “But, My-” Maria raised an eyebrow sharply. “I mean Maria, how can I compare to a legendary figure of the faith such as yourself, when I just became a Paladin today?” Jaune argued weakly.

“Tut-tut, my boy, you sell yourself short, you are the first Paladin of this faith, a faith over a thousand years old and you are the first paladin, the first to actually channel Her power!” Maria jabbed a slender finger into Jaune’s chest. “The first to not be granted her power, but to be a conduit to her greatest, and the first man to join her side!” Maria sly smirked at him. “What makes you think that the Goddess’s chosen is not worthy to refer to her Champion by name?”

A blood-red color over took the poor young man’s face, and he weakly mumbled. “When you put it that way, I suppose I can’t really refute you, can I?”

“Hmm, nope!” Maria answered cheerfully.

“Hah, so onward we move forward, what brings you here at such a late hour, Ma-Maria,” Jaune asked with effort. “I don’t mean to be rude, but it’s getting late, and it has been quite the day.”

Maria smiled at him. “Well, that’s because it has passed Midnight and it is officially time for you to perform your first duties as Paladin, as I have been asked by the Goddess to come gather you to bring you to the sanctum.”

Jaune’s brow furrowed with confusion. “She has? Why has she not called me herself?”

Maria let out a laugh. “Oh, she’s just a bit excited, and didn’t think you could handle her voice right now.”

“Oh!” Jaune said understanding, as the power of Gods control directly related to their emotions. If too excited she might blast him with too much power by speaking to his mind. Conduit of her power he might be, but Maria had decades of time to acclimate herself to the presence of the divinity.

Maria nodded and got up, “Now come along, we shall not keep Her waiting, hmm?

Quickly he jumped to his feet ready to go. “Of course not, that would be folly.”

“Indeed.”

In truth Jaune knew his way to the sanctum, but he did doubt his ability to get in without Maria.

“So, do you know my first duty, Maria.” Jaune asked with any trouble this time.

Maria lightly smiled. “Oh, that between you and Her, Jaune. Hehehe.”

Cocking his head in confusion, Jaune could only wonder what she meant, perhaps it was a test of devotion or strength of character, or possibly his first quest!

Yang would be so proud if he got a quest!

They arrived at the sanctum fairly quick, as said before they both knew the way.

The doors that hid the sanctum were taller than two of Jaunes, and big enough for a dozen men to wall shoulder to shoulder to pass through. Made of a beautiful bronze inlaid with artwork of previous champions.

Maria opened the doors with one hand. “Go on now, try not to have too much fun.”

Jaune looked confused, but went inside anyway.

The door closed behind him leaving him facing a pool of steaming water and the idol of Pyrrha Nikos. 

The idol stared at Jaune down to his soul seeming to strip him down to his most primal components.

Jaune then fell to his knees. “I have come to you, my Goddess.”

A please hum seemed to come from the statue and the entire room.

“Raise my Paladin, it is time to attend to your duties.” The warm voice of his Goddess seemed to echo from behind his ear.

Jaune did as he was told and rose. “What would you have me do, my Goddess.”

Another pleased hum came forth.

A light whisper seemed to dance in his ear. “Oh yes, I like the way you call me that.”

Jaune looked confused. “Why would I call you anything but that?”

“Oh, you little charmer.”

Jaune’s confusion remained. “Ok, but what is my first duty?”

“STRIP!” His Goddess boomed around him, nearly knocking Jaune onto his butt. 

Jaune staggered around drunkenly for a second, a thin stream of blood falling from his ears.

“Oh, I’m so sorry, my little Paladin! I got a little excited for this!” His Goddess echoed again, as a holy glow healed Jaune.

“It’s fine, my Goddess, but, um, may I ask why I must remove my clothing?” Jaune innocently asked, finding his clothing rather comfy despite the humidity of the room.

The idol and the room went silent as though his Goddess was in thought, ha, surely not, she must merely be pondering me a fool. Jaune thought to himself.

The Idol’s cut emerald eyes glowed. “My Paladin, my dear sweet Paladin, how am I to embrace you and acclimate you to my power if there is a boundary between us?” The idol's clothes disappeared leaving only a naked metal idol.

Jaune’s face went blush. “Oh, I guess that makes sense...”

The idol seemed to smile at him, a little scary if he might add. “Now once again, STRIP!” The words seemed to drip out of the idols mouth like honey.

Jaune shivered under the Idols words, but did as he was told pulling up his shirt. “WAIT,” The idol cried out as he did. Jaune looked at the Idol again in confusion. “DO IT SLOWLY~”

Shrugging Jaune pulled his shirt down, only to grab it by the hem and then slowly rolled the fabric up, revealing inch by inch the naked, supple and muscular body of Jaune Arc.

The shirt rising like a curtain to show the sharp, deep cut v of his Adonis belt that led into his pants, hiding a treasure Pyrrha would see soon enough. The shirt continued it’s slow trip up, showing one at a time his flat, smooth, uncontainably powerful abs, and smoothly contoured sides of his waist, showing off his powerful core.

The next destination to be revealed was his broad chest that barely contained his two muscular pecs, each looking like they could crush a steel ingot between them! His arms looking like masterfully crafted pieces of art rather than flesh and muscle. Above them was his wide shoulders corded with powerful muscles under his skin, that held up a veiny neck coiled with even more muscles!

Then he folded the shirt and put it on the floor, turning around showing off a wonderfully sculpted back, one so well made she was going to give Maria even more regards. The idol's eyes trailing down his back to see two cute dimples on his back!

Then he pulled down the pants showing off a well rounded ass! They had dimples too! And-

The Idol’s emerald eyes cracked at the sight between his legs, and then instantly reformed.

“Now what would you ask of me, my Goddess?” Jaune said, feeling a little lost about what was going on.

His Goddess said nothing for a while just staring at him.

After a couple minutes passed, Jaune coughed awkwardly into his hand and pronounced. “If you do not speak, my Goddess, I will assume I have displeased you and leave.”

“What, sorry?” His Goddess asked him, must have spoken too quietly.

“I asked if I offended you, my Goddess.”

“Oh, noooo~, I am most pleased, most pleased indeed.” Jaune smiled. If she’s happy, I’m happy, he thought to himself.

“So what would you have me do now?”

“Clean thyself my Paladin, buttttt~, slowly~!” His Goddess asked of him.

Jaune nodded determinedly, as she asked, so it shall it be done!

Jaune slowly walked his way into the languidly steaming water, hissing a little bit at the bite of warmth it shot through his flesh, but endured for his Goddess! Also the hot water started to feel quite nice. Reaching the center of the pool, he was waist deep. He looked around for any soap or oils, a small wooden bowl full of various cleaning agents.

The idol of Pyrrha’s emeralds cracked once again, and then reformed in an instant watching her Paladin bathing.

Jaune eventually emerged from the pool clean as a whistle. “Uuuh, I need to do that more often, I feel brand new. You have my thanks my Goddess.” Jaune said reventently.

His Goddess’s idol did speak, for some reason it’s metal cheeks turning cherry red, why would it do that though?

Finally her voice blessed him again. “And you shall do this sacred rite before me everyday you’re here, my Paladin!”

Jaune then let out a muffled yawn. “Apologize my Goddess, I fear my fatigue has gotten the better of me.”

“It’s fine my Paladin, I have only a few more tasks for you. Anoint yourself with the holy oils, first!”

Jaune did as asked, slowly patting his body with a palm’s worth of holy oil across his body. Smearing a sheen of oil across his sculpted body, all across his body.

A loud crack caught his attention, looking up at his Goddess’s idol to see fragments of emeralds everywhere, but miraculously missing him.

“My Goddess! Are you well, is there an interloper that wishes you harm, please answer me!”

“I’m fine, I’m well! Just a little over excited is all.”

Jaune nodded and returned to finish anointing himself. Finally, his body was ready for whatever his Goddess wished of him.

“I’m finished, my Goddess, what task is next?”

A deep, smile appeared on the idols metal face.

“I require you to cover my idol with various oils to insure that it remain’s form and beauty, this my task for you!”

Jaune nodded. “I will be honored to clean you my Goddess!”

A melodic hum spread throughout the room, giving Jaune a pleasent vibration in his chest.

Jaune knelt before the statue coating his hands in the sacred oils, and put his hands on the feet of the idol, and began working his way up the statue, smearing the oil across the metal of idol, which felt oddly warm, and soft? He didn’t quite understand that, but he was sure that it made sense.

The melodic hum became louder as he worked his way up the legs of the statue making sure to get every inch of it! His duty demanded perfection, and perfection it will have. The grew even louder and louder, practically causing his hands to go numb as he worked in between the legs of the statue, getting each and every surprisingly soft and wet? Inche of the idol till the hum turned into a ringing cry, as he was blasted into the pool, blood leaking out of his eyes and ears.

Jaune would ask his Goddess what he did to offend her when he could see which way was up.

Another holy light descended upon Jaune healing him again.

“My sincerest apology, my Paladin! I merely became over stimulated.”

Jaune gave a shaky thumbs up and got back to work.

Jaune fell from what could only be described as a hole in space into his bed, clearly unconscious, blood leaking from his face before a bronze holy power covered him, cleaning and healing him.

Pyrrha noticed that the power was transfering into him slightly easier than before, her reasoning may have been bullshit, but not complete bullshit, if he was naked he would absorb her power much easier. By the end of the week he might even be able to do small miracles!

That said Pyrrha felt very content with her little Paladin, he even finished caring for her idol! Not even Maria could do that in her first year as her champion, requiring the help of several acolytes each day. Still that was no slight against her Champion, Jaune was just a rare breed that could accept divine power like a sponge absorbing water.

That said she didn’t expect him to make her climax three times, how was that even possible through a statue!

Pyrrha smirked down at her little Paladin, she was very much excited to watch him grow.

Pushing her from the heavens into the earth, Pyrrha put a pair of lips on his, and then whispered, “Oh my little Paladin, you are loved like no other. Now rest, for the world will have need of you soon. Your oaths pusted and pressure, but you’ll endure, and I will support you every step of the way. For you will be my greatest act in this world, this I swear.”

Then she receded back to the heavens. The various gifts in his room briefly shimmering before the light faded.

AN1: This idea came to me as Jaune being a Paladin and Pyrrha being his goddess sugar mama, who constantly feels him up at everychance, but Jaune doesn’t see anything sexual about it so doesn’t mind.

AN2: Unfortunately Jaune is about to learn despite his goddess being good, her mortality is definitely like the Greek gods in terms of consent and free will.