#Here we goooo bebe!

[therapardalis]

[Lucifer Quote Meme from @dimensionalspades' Julian.]

"You’re quite adorable when you’re flustered." ------------

"And what," Thera countered, tone as arch as the eyebrow she lifted along with, "makes you think I'm flustered?"

Truth be told she was a little bit warm, but not so much that Julian would be able to tell unless he was pointing a tricorder at her - practiced medical eyes or not. "I'm not about to get worked up over one of Quark's ... embellishments."

The 'embellishment' in question was moving around behind her now, entirely too close and entirely too muscular, removing the coat from her shoulders while all but breathing in the scent of her hair. If he'd been even remotely real he probably would have earned a sharp elbow for his trouble, but Thera wasn't going to fuss about a hologram in her personal space; any more than she had about the sultry smile and enticing kiss on her hand that this one had already thrown in.

"I thought this was meant to be an elegant dinner, not the fucking Hellfire Club ..."

[noirvette]

WE NEVER EXISTED

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[TWENTY ONE]

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��Thanks for having us over, Y/n.” Nichole gushes, packing her bag up and heading over to the door.

“Of course, anytime, and I’ll see you later tonight with some of my own things.” You answered.

“See you later! I’ll make some calls for locksmiths in the meantime for you too.”

“Thanks Nicky! I really do appreciate it.”

"Girl, you know I got you, besides we haven't been together in so long, Kyle's been snoggin' all your attention lately and I'm startin to feel jealoussss." She teased.

You roll your eyes and lightly push Nichole's shoulder, "You know it ain't gonna be like that."

Nichole puts her hands up, "Hey! I'm just sayin' Kyle's a good guy.. you guys do work.."

You hum, "It's too soon, I just.. Kenny and I just ended you know and it would be awful to take advantage of Kyle's feelings like that."

Nichole freezes, she looks around and lowers her voice, "You..know?"

You nod and lower your voice too, "I overheard... Kenny and Kyle's fight I.. I overheard specifically Kenny saying that Kyle likes me and just.. Kyle doesn't know I know."

Nichole gasps and covers her mouth in shock, "Girl... oh my god. Girl to girl, right now what are your thoughts on him."

You smile bittersweetly, "I love Kyle I do.. I don't.. I don't know if it's like that though you know? Time could tell but.. no I.." You sigh, "Everything is too soon."

Nichole nods, "Smart, you've always been smart with your feelings, Y/n. He's waited this long for you though.. I'm sure he'd wait longer."

Nichole straightens herself up and heads out the door, "Well... I'll see you later!"

You offer a wave in return and sit to think about Kyle. You cared deeply for him, he's been a good friend to you for years, a good bandmate, a good man. You know his actions to you came from the heart and that he isn't trying to be superficial and selfish by helping you out. You didn't doubt that if Kenny hadn't asked you out those years ago, you'd have probably been with Kyle at this point in time. You didn't doubt that Kyle wasn't a good man, you just didn't know if.. you exactly wanted a relationship right now.

Relationships were draining, at least your last one was, mainly towards the end. Kenny was also a good boyfriend but he could be rather.. greedy with things. He often would take and rarely gave. He'd often ghost you at times but then make up for it with the affection bombing afterwards. It wasn't rare for Kenny to go mia for a few days, return like nothing happened, and devote all his time to you before doing it all over.

You sighed, boys suck and your heart was torn, on one hand it was comforting that Kyle still liked you, you wouldn't be lying if you said that somewhere in your heart you naturally held a soft spot for him, but you knew it was too soon to jump into anything. The press would have a hay day and you knew how the media reacted to whenever a female artist got into a new relationship. That wasn't the only problem though.. you didn't want to think Kyle to think he was being used either.

God you wished life was easier.

"Y/NNNNNNN" Clyde whines out, running over to you and enveloping you into a hug.

"Oh- Clyde! Hey You're up!"

"We're all awake, anyhow I hate to goooo, can't I stay?"

Chuckling you remove yourself from Clyde's embrace, "As much as I love you Clyde you gotta get back to your own apartment, I'm sure Tolkien would like to see his roommate for once."

Clyde rubs the back of his head sheepishly, "Yeah.. I think Tolkien is sick of me though, especially after I gave him his gifts from New York."

You purse your lips, "I told you that those New York shirts were tacky and he wouldn't like them."

"That's exactly why he should like them- they're tacky!"

"Yeah well isn't Bebe sick of you being at her place this entire time?"

"Oh... yeah.. hey Y/n..."

"No you can't stay here, go back to your OWN place Donovan."

"Yes mom."

You scoff, "HEY!"

Clyde chuckles and starts heading out the door, "See you Y/n!! Love youuuuuuuuuuuu."

You snort, "Bye Clyde, love you too."

You turn around and come face to face with Stan next, "Stan! Next to go?"

Stan nods, "Yeah, hey I just wanted to check in again, how are you?"

You offer him a smile, "Thanks, I'm doing good Stan, thanks for constantly checkin up on me, you're a good guy."

Stan's face becomes tinged with a blush, "Oh dude, thanks Y/n, Wendy says all the time that friends are one of the most important things in life and we're friends! And my friends' health is important to me."

"You're too sweet Stan. Tell Wendy I said hi."

"I will! You better text her though yourself."

"I'll text her in a bit, see you later Stan."

"See ya!" Stan heads out the door.. which left Kyle.

You pad into your living room, glancing at Kyle who's clearing up where he slept and packing away his things, "Late to waking up?"

Kyle groans, "Yeah well Stan likes to move when he's sleeping."

You move to sit on the adjacent couch, "Oooo, ouch."

"Mhmm."

Kyle finishes the rest of his packing, "Thanks for having us over, Y/n."

"Anytime! You guys are always welcome. You think we'd do these more."

Kyle tilts his head in thought, "We do spend months together when we tour, so.."

"Right.. right I can only stand you for so long after all." You tease.

Kyle snorts, "Yeah I know I'm a lot to handle."

You both walk over to your front door, "You'd let me know if.. if you needed anything right Y/n? You know that I care about you right and if something was up, or if you're not actually doing okay or if something was wrong or if-"

You hold a hand up to stop Kyle's rambling, "Yes, Kyle. To all, I know that you care for me. I know that you're all there for me, especially during this. And I would obviously let you know if something happened."

Kyle breathes a sigh of relief, "You're.. important to me- to us. You know?"

You put a hand on Kyle's shoulder, "I know, I appreciate it. I appreciate you. You've done a lot for me recently and I don't know how I could ever repay you. You take care of yourself too, yeah? You've been focusing so much on other people that you gotta remember about yourself."

Kyle blushes in embarrassment, "Yeah.. yeah you're right. I'll see you later, Y/n."

He heads out the door and you wave as he leaves. Once the door closes you exhale, maybe you need to revisit how you're feeling.

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[membermentmania]

I've decided everything's just getting a day now instead of individual sessions. Enjoy August 25th.

“I am not fucking over Jack knowing Desmond! Fucking seriously!” 

“I’m telling you guys, they’re dead,” Stan said flatly. 

“Have to agree,” Craig noted. 

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.” 

“Hear me out!” Stan tried. 

“I’ve been hearing you out,” Craig responded. 

“No, they’re not fucking dead! That’s stupid!” Kyle responded. 

“HOW ELSE WOULD DESMOND BE THERE?!” he defended as though his life were on the line. 

“OBVIOUSLY OTHER PEOPLE WERE THERE BEFORE OUR MAIN CAST! DESMOND COULD’VE JUST GOTTEN THERE EARLIER!” 

A giggle bubbled out of me. “I also think that’s stupid. There’s plenty of variables that could’ve led Desmond to getting there.” 

“Oh fuuuuuuuck you,” Cartman said, narrowing his eyes at me. “They’re definitely fucking dead.” 

“I feel like it’s too obvious,” Kevin chimed in. “They’re not dead.” 

“Okay. Let’s make this fun,” Bebe said, smiling wickedly. We all looked over at her. She stood up, clasping her hands together. “Show of hands. Who thinks they’re all dead?” I pushed Craig’s arm slightly when he raised his. He laughed quietly, nudging me back. Clyde’s hand shot up. Along with Stan’s, Cartman’s, Dovakien’s, Red’s, and Henrietta’s. “Care to make a wager?” Everyone gave her some sort of indication that they were on board. 

“Speak your mind, princess,” Cartman responded. 

“Everyone kick in twenty. Winning team doubles their money.” 

“But there’s six v eight here,” Kyle protested. 

“Frankly, I’d be willing to turn traitor if you can give me a solid convincing,” Nichole announced brightly.  

“Okay,” Stan stood up, clapping his hands together. “Leo can hear me just fine?” 

“I can!” 

“You’re convincing Nichole not me!” he rebutted from his spot on facetime. 

“Well if I’m going to exhaust my brain making a case, I need everyone to witness it!” 

“Do you ever get tired of being stupid?” Cartman asked. 

“What do you  want to do it?” 

“Fuck no!” 

“Okay. Wait. I want Cartman to break out the whiteboard and do it,” Nichole noted. 

Cartman let out a groan. “Fucking seriously?” 

“I’m sorry, but I would also love to see that,” Kyle said with a snicker. 

“Dude, no!” I narrowed my eyes at Cartman. “Don’t you dare say it.” 

“I thought I was your favorite!” I shot back. 

“No. Bebe’s my favorite.” 

“Besides Bebe.” 

Craig laughed quietly next to me. “Come on. Let Stan show off his brain.” He slowly turned around. “You have one, right?” 

“Oh my god, fuck off. I will throw you under the bus right now.” 

Cartman scoffed. “Tolkien doesn’t even have a whiteboard!” I put a hand up, covering my mouth. Tolkien shot him a shiteating grin. “You don’t.” 

“You love a performance, don’t you?” he countered. 

Cartman threw his hands up. “Get out the fucking whiteboard why don’t you?” 

Tolkien jumped up from his chair and ran into the other room before wheeling out the whiteboard like he’d been waiting for this moment since he’d first actually spoken to Cartman. There were cheers throughout the room, ready to see our greatest showman at work. He huffed, trying to conceal a laugh. “Okay, kids. Pay attention. I’m going through this once.” Kenny saluted at him and we all quieted down to small spurts of whispers as he got started. At the very top, he wrote in big red letters ‘The Castways Are DEAD!!!,’ underlining dead three times. “Give me a sec. I’m doing sections.” 

“LET’S FUCKING GOOOO!” Clyde yelled. 

We watched as he made five sections, each in their own color. ‘The Unexplained’ got purple. I did not miss the way he shot a pointed look at Dova. ‘Psychological Elements’ got a light blue. I bit back a laugh as he made his way down ‘Narrative Elements’ in orange and the marker started to die. “Fuck you,” he muttered, causing an erruption of laughter from the group. He spun around. “Shut up! I’m almost done!” He ignored our giggles, ‘Isolation’ getting the spot as bright pink. And finally, the ‘Atmosphere + Setting’ column got lime green. 

He spun back around, clapping his hands together. “Okay, before we start,” he said happily. “Fuck each and every single one of you.” 

“WE LOVE YOU TOO!” 

He covered his mouth, suppressing a laugh before rolling his eyes. I leaned into Craig, trying to keep my laughs to a minimum. He wrapped an arm around my shoulder, bits of butterflies screaming at me. I ignored them, practically melting into his side. I planned on enjoying every minute of this. 

“I’m starting. If you have questions, raise your hand or I’m throwing a marker at you.” 

“SUNSHINE!” 

“God, I fucking hate you guys,” he muttered. “Okay! To start with the unexplained. We of course have the smoke monster. There has been no indication of the paranormal in the flashbacks we’ve seen so far. So pray tell, where the fuck would such a thing come from? We can’t. Because they are obviously dead. So they get monsters. Because they’re probably in Hell. Cause they’re a bunch of godless heathens.” The group sputtered into giggles and Kenny raised a shaky hand. “Yes, poorboy?” 

“I been to hell. Don’t look like that.” 

“And I’m the Queen of England. Fuck off.” 

More giggles bubbled out of him. “Kay. Cool. Continue then.” 

“The hatch is literally suspicious as fuck. It doesn’t make any sense. Like, seriously. You’re gonna tell me just about everything on that island is analog but there’s just a steel obviously manmade hatch? No. Fuck you.” 

There was a neutral acknowledgement from us, not wanting to actually interject as his tangent fully geared up. He started to pace slightly, smacking his dry erase marker at the very large letters ‘POLAR BEAR’. ‘Polar’ was specifically underlined three times. “POLAR BEARS. Where do they belong, pray tell?” 

Stan raised his hand, happily indulging in this. Cartman pointed at him with a delighted smile. “THE FUCKING ARCTIC!” 

“Yesss, Stannyboy. Why would they be in a tropical environment? That’s just not how it works. Moving on to our next column.” 

“What about your last point?” Bebe asked with a snicker. 

Cartman narrowed his eyes on her before carefully picking up one of the colors he hadn’t used and ever so gently tossing it at her. She flipped him off when it lightly collided with her forehead. “I’m circling back. Raise your hand.” 

“Fuck off.” 

He laughed quietly. “Moving onto the psychological nature of this, Jack is hallucinating. He’s been having hallucinations of his dad. That is confirmed. The entire element of that, along with,” he paused, smacking the marker in his hand against the next point, “behavior from the other characters including but not limited to visions, contributes to an overall atmosphere that threatens to blur the lines between reality and that is simply not. Because the island is simply not. Because they are dead.” 

I raised my hand and he nodded. “Thank you. But wouldn’t things like hallucinations very much so be more of a human thing? Like, if they’re dead, okay, fine. Say they’re in hell. But the whole thing about that is that it doesn't sit right with me. Like, if you’re dead, technically you’re shedding that human part of you. Shedding your humanity would be to also shed some of the most human parts of us, like delusions and hallucinations, no?” 

Kenny started clapping. “FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.” 

“Close enough,” I responded with a giggle. “Lil’ drunk.”

“NO, GORGEOUS!” Kenny rebutted.  

“I’ll give you that, Tweeky dearest. But I think that only counts if they know they’re dead. They would clearly not know they were dead in this context.” 

Craig nodded slightly against me. “Traitor,” I muttered. 

A quiet laugh escaped him. “Mhm.” 

“Alright. I’m going forward. Let’s talk about some of our thematic elements. The use of flashbacks in this is near perpetually highlighting unresolved issues, dare I say, unfinished business. Along with guilt, redemption, and purgatory. Maybe they’re not in hell, but purgatory. Either way, they’re fuckin’ dead.” 

His pacing started up again, causing quiet giggles from the group as he slowly got back into his groove. 

“The radio transmission just doesn’t fucking do it for me. It’s been on repeat for how many years?” 

Wendy raised her hand politely, smiling when he shot out a hand to her with excitement. “Bout seventeen years.” 

“Thank you, Wends.”

She laughed, nodding at him to continue. “From a technological standpoint, that just doesn’t sit well with me. Like I get that shit can last that long, but that would land them starting it the late 80’s. I just don’t see something like that actually lasting that long. Like, sure it can happen, but let’s turn off our suspense of disbelief for, like, five minutes. I know with consumerism and everything, shit’s made to break now, which is it’s own entirely different conversation, but still. It’s not a strong point, but it adds up to the plausible deniability that I need to convince you.” Nichole laughed when he made a lame gesture at her. 

“Kay, fair,” she relented. 

“So let's move onto our isolation, or betterly titled as I’m actually thinking about it, lack of external validation. We have a near full lack of external validation here. The farthest we got to this is ‘other islanders.’” He used finger quotes here. “Which could just as easily be other damned souls or hellspawn with intent to torture them. We’ve all seen The Good Place.” Clyde raised a hand. “Yes, Clyde?” 

“I haven’t seen The Good Place,” he admitted. 

“YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE GOOD PLACE?!” So many of us yelled that, I wasn’t even sure who it came from. I put a hand over my mouth, trying to keep my laughs to a minimum. 

“Okay, that is a cardinal sin, honestly, but we’ll circle back. The point is, there is no sign of rescue efforts or contact from the outside world, only reinforcing the idea that they are totally cut off from it. And there is just about nothing from the outside world period in the current time period. There’s no sign that directly confirms that they’re alive. Sure, they could quite literally just be on an uncharted island, but how many of those did we really have in the early 2000’s?” 

Kyle raised his hand, giggle bubbling out when Cartman gestured at him, ready to hear what he had to say. “Somewhere between ten and thirty.” 

“Okay. Okay, I can give you that. But still, an argument is to be made. How many of those are of this caliber? And with that hell loop of a radio broadcast? There was no way they were so completely off course that they’d gone past wherever humanity’s traveled so completely that no boat or passerby caught up on that. That doesn’t exactly add up.” 

Kyle made a face of acknowledgement, nodding slightly. I think it was more for the sake of the genuine entertainment from The Cartman Show we were getting. 

“And now we have one last thing before I circle back to the elephant in the room.” 

“You’re not in Lost,” Kevin deadpanned. The group started howling with laughter. 

“IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, MAY I REMIND!” 

“SORRY!” Kevin wheezed out. 

“TWEEK ALREADY BITCHED ME OUT! TWICE! I’M NOT DOING IT!” he yelled through his own laughter. 

Kevin waved a hand violently. “You left yourself open! I’m sorry!”

Something stirred in my stomach. Genuine happiness. Whenever Kevin or Henrietta opened up a bit like this, actually just giving into the insanity of the group, it made me so unbelievably happy. They belonged, but these moments always made me feel like they knew they belonged. It was truly special. 

As the group calmed down, Cartman went to his last section. “Okay, so,” a small laugh cut him off. “‘Scuse me. Atmospheric and setting elements. The opening scene is wild. It kicks the show off with this entire vibe of disorientation, much like death has been shown to cause thematically throughout just about everything. Recently dead people notoriously do not even realize they’re dead in media. I personally think it’s kinda lazy and I hate it, but when traumatic deaths are in place, it’s totally fair. Dying in a plane crash must be traumatic as fuck.” 

“True!” Kenny chimed in. 

My eyes widened as I shot him a look. He covered his mouth, laughing before mouthing ‘not me.’  I shook my head, more giggles bubbling out as Cartman continued. 

“The general weirdness of the island, in an overall setting, screams that it is not part of the human world, but something else entirely. And with that, I’m circling back to my last thing.” He took a deep breath before smacking his marker at the large bold letters ‘FUCKING DESMOND!!!’ “FUCKING DESMOND IS THERE! JACK KNOWS DESMOND! I HATE IT! THAT IS TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE!” 

“FUCKING DESMOND!!” The clamor came from Stan, Clyde, and Dovakien. I fully collapsed into laughs, not able to hold it in anymore. 

“I don’t believe in coincidences,” Craig stated simply.

“EXACTLY!” Cartman responded, eyes lighting up. He looked at Nichole, putting his hand out. “And that is exactly why I think you should turn traitor.” 

She got up, trying to hold in her laughs as she stepped forward towards him. Stan, Clyde, Dova, and Red started to chant ‘one of us,’ quickly growing in volume as laughs rang out. I was wiping at my face as tears poured out. She took his hand, shaking it with exaggeration. “Happy to be a traitor.” 

-

Singing happy birthday to Cartman after surprising him with a cake had to be one of the most wild things I’d experienced. The entire house sang happy birthday to Tolkien at some point during his party, but this was just our group. Clyde screamed the entire time. Kenny hit a note so high Stan had to pause and yell at him for ‘shattering his eardrums’. 

It was pure insanity. Cartman didn’t immediately blow out his candles though. He just looked at us all, trying to suppress a smile as he shook his head. 

“I love you guys so much.” 

Sky Full of Stars + 

“Okay, I’m so fucking confused,” Christophe breathed out. 

I shrugged, despite no one being around to see it. “What part specifically? Cause me too.” 

“So you’re best friends.” 

“Yes.” 

“And you love him.” 

“Yes.” 

“And he loves you.” 

“Unconfirmed.” 

He scoffed. “He loves you. Shut up.” The butterflies in my stomach screamed at me. I flopped back down on my back, sighing. “And you’re fake dating.” 

“Yes.” 

He let out a sound of frustration. “But you’re going on real dates.” 

“Yes, that is correct.” 

“Tweek. What the fuck.” 

“We’re trying to take it slow!” 

“You’re doing a shit job at it.” 

“I KNOW!”

  “So then why bother?” 

“I don’t-” I huffed quietly. “We were in a bad place for a really long time. You know that. Just snapping totally in the opposite direction isn’t healthy. There’s nothing wrong with not just nose diving into it.” 

He let out a quiet hum. “Are you afraid?” 

“I-” I paused. “Maybe?”

“Of?”

“I don’t know! Like, if we don’t work out, this’ll shatter our friendship completely? Or that he’ll have me and realize he doesn’t want me? Or that it’ll get too real and I won’t be able to handle it? I don’t fucking know. I forgave him for everything and I meant it. And I love him. I mean that. But there are so many things.” 

Another hum graced my ears. “Why do you find such difficulty in reaching for the things you want?” 

I felt a small pit in my stomach. “That’s a big question.” 

“It’s an important question.” 

“Maybe.” 

“It is.” 

My phone buzzed three times in rapid succession. “Craig’s here. I gotta go.” 

“Fucking-Tweek! Use your big beautiful brain when it matters. Idiot. Je t’aime.” 

A quiet laugh escaped me. “ Later. Je t’aime.” I hung up to check my phone. Craig texted me that he was outside and I quickly pulled myself together before walking downstairs and grabbing my bag. When I walked outside he greeted me with a tight hug. 

“Hi Tweek.” 

“Hi,” I responded, trying not to absolutely melt against him. 

He let go of me, lighting a cigarette before I could even register it. “Y’know deadlines are coming up soon right?” 

I nearly sputtered. “Schedule deadlines?” 

“Yeah. I saw the email this morning, so if you have anything you’re being picky about,” he nudged me, “you might want to start your tirade email to Charles soon.”

I ran a hand through my hair. “Summer literally just started!” 

“I skimmed it. They’re doing it early because the freshman class is bigger or some shit.” He laughed quietly. “I take it you are being fussy this year?” he teased. 

“I’m always fussy!” 

Craig threw the blanket under his arm on the ground with practiced ease. “Game it out.” 

“I mean, really it’s just science. My options are AP bio or physics. I’m still on the fence though. I thought we had more time! I don’t want to just get shoved into a class.” 

He sat down and I followed. He didn’t bother to look as he started pulling stuff out of his bag. “I thought there’d be no question about bio.” 

“I love bio. But I also feel like minimal physics knowledge when I know I’m gonna have to take it in college is so stupid. Like, that’s definitely a bad call, right?” 

“Then take physics with me.” 

I felt my nose twitch. “The fact that they made you wait until senior year to take physics is beyond me.” 

He shrugged. “No big deal. I’m pretty much guaranteed an A because they made me wait.” 

I laughed. “But I don’t get physics. That’s my one bad one.” 

“Okay. We’ll trade. I still need bio knowledge for college that I just don’t have.” 

A small smile crossed my face. “Really?” 

He started pouring cherry vodka in two plastic cups. I pulled my tiny jug of lemonade out of my bag, absentmindedly topping them off. “Yeah.”

I took a sip, wincing slightly. “You have Stan pours, you know that?” 

He laughed. “So like a tame version of the elusive gay bar pour?” 

“I’m telling you, they exist!” 

“I’ll believe it when I see it,” he responded, small smile still there. Huh. He smiles so much now. Without warning, I aggressively tapped my plastic cup to his. “Really?” he groaned. 

“Yup!” I downed my drink as fast as I could. 

“I hate you,” he muttered, laughing quietly. 

I playfully rolled my eyes as I laid back, taking in the view above us. “Tell me something about physics.” 

He let out a quiet hum. “Everything just kinda moves together to make music.” I didn’t have to look to know that beautiful little glimmer was bright in his eyes. I sat with it for a while as we lapsed into comfortable quiet. “Tell me something about bio.” I discreetly reached into my pocket, glancing over. His eyes were up. I lit a cigarette causing him to look over with a chuckle. “Sneaky,” he muttered. 

I playfully rolled my eyes before passing it over. “Everything’s interconnected,” I murmured. “It’s all just part of the ever-evolving love letter that is the diversity of life.” 

When I accepted our cigarette, it came with a question. “Which one’s your favorite?” 

“Story-wise or aesthetically?” 

“I’ll take either.” 

“Virgo.” 

He laughed quietly. “Why?” 

“I like the version of the story you told me. About them having each other for four months.” 

“

“Are you happy?” 

He laughed quietly. “That’s a question.” I glanced over to see his eyes still up, small smile still there. He let out a little contemplative hum. “The past few weeks a lotta shit’s happened. And I think a lot of things kinda ended, in a lot of ways. Stuff that needed to end, I guess. And a lotta things started. And I think that was also something I needed, y’know. Like I didn’t know it. I was fine where I was, I guess. Like, before. But I also wasn’t good. I was really shut down.” Another quiet laugh bubbled out. “I’d argue the closet was not kind to either of us.”

 I nodded, despite neither of us looking at each other. I didn’t want to interrupt. Whenever he actually spoke like this, I never felt like I could. Not because it would bother him, but because everything he had to say felt so important and I just wanted to listen. 

“I think a lot of things that needed to come together came together and I just feel like me again, I guess.” I saw his hand travel upwards out of the corner of my eye. I peered over to see a much bigger smile as he ran a hand through his hair. “I’m so fucking happy,” he murmured. His eyes trailed over. “You?” 

“I actually don’t think I’ve ever been this happy,” I whispered. “Things were so bad for a while and then just…” I laughed. “What could I have possibly done to deserve this?” 

He reached over, taking my hand gently. He looked down as he brushed his thumb across my knuckles. “I think you deserve the world.” 

I thought I was going to explode, throw up, or die on the spot. But none of that happened. I ignored the surge of butterflies. “I think you deserve the world too.” 

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season five (part 2)

i am sick and in need of a giggle so this is WHAT I WANT

EPISODE 6:

OH GOD IT BURNS, IT BURNS

SCREAM FOR ME BITCH

LMAOOOO ICONIC

wait what

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

no cartman NO STOP UR EIGHT

this is so awks i can’t ew

BUTTER’S, CRAIG’S AND TOLKIEN’S FAMILY TOGETHER AW

and one other finaly idk yet ig oops

WAIT TWEEK’S PARENTS THAT’S IT

STANLEY NO

MY SON KNOWS BETTER STOP IT RN JKFDSKJBGJSD

stan i s2g

NO STOP IT STANLEY MARSH U ARE BEING BAD RN

sharon and randy being parents as they should

oh god sex ed

this is very traumatizing

I LEARNED ABT THIS IN AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL OKAY IT’S SO AWK

STAN RLY CALLED MR. MACKEY OUT DBGKSBDGKBDSKBS

girls slayed

AYO LADY RELAX

girls are traumatized

stan: “HEY WENDY WHAT DID U GUYS LEARN IN SEX—“

*cue girls screaming and running away*

I’LL TAKE MY STENDY CRUMBS okay

WENDY YELLING “STAY AWAY FROM ME, STAN” HURTS

mini stendy conflict

god miscommunication does wonders huh

boys on the move 2 get protection

not the mackey/choksondik tension

NO NOT Y’ALL MAKING BUTTERS PUT IT ON

CARTMAN SDJBGSBDBGK

tweek coming in CLUTCH

*it does nothing*

i just can’t imagine 8 year olds learning this shit

like wtf

NOT STAN MAKING EVERYONE WEAR ONE

kindergarteners ??????@#?@?@?

LET THEM FINGERPAINT

garrison ?!@?@?@!@ WHAT THE FUCK

not the girls watching a video of childbirth… i’d be scarred too

the random video of a calf birth at the end??

STOP THIS MACKEY NONSENSE

CARTMAN BYUVUYUY

KYLE STOP IT’S NOT THAT DEEP

oh fuck here comes the boys vs girls war

BEBE SLAYED KILLER BOOMERRANG

rip kenny tho

hc: bebe is good at karate/taekwondo

makes clyde/kyle/kenny go wild for her

anyways end hc

ew EW EW WHAT THE FUCK

SKIPPED THIS SHIT BC CRINGE AND NASTY ASS FREAKS

boys vs girls WAR BABY LET’S GOOO

oh shit OH SHIT

FUCK THAT WAS WHACK

chef so real rn

WHAT SDKJBJKDSBGJKDSBKSD

EXCUSE ME

STANLEY MARSH.

STAN: “well, i guess we have a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, Wendy?”

SO THIS KID SAYING THE TWO GONNA BANG AT 17

put that in my hc book rn

stendy crumbs my beloved

WENDY: “YEAH, THANK GOD.” JKFBDSKFBDSSD

i’m fucking crying oh my god

STENDYLE SUPREMACY LOOK AT THAT END CARD

ignore cartman being an idiot but STENDYLEEEE

awkward episode but AWSOME EPISODE

EPISODE 7:

KIDDOS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHOLESOME

CARTMAN PUT THAT TAMPON BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

boys are so cute looking at the gamesphere

who the fuck is towelie

ofc the boys play all weekend

AWW DO THEY ALL PLAY BASEBALL THAT’S CUTE

“u wanna get high?” bffr

misses baseball practice and now it’s monday and they gotta go to sckewl

not them stealing towelie but at the same time i don’t care

DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ?@??@?#?@

what is this merch launch

STAN IS DRIVING AND KENNY IS ON THE PEDAL SABFHASBGBDSG

JFC

NOT TWEEK’S MOM

garrison pls

stan: we don’t care

they have PRIORITIES

CORE FOUR SKYDIVE

oh lord towelie pls

this is so odd ok

they don’t give a FUCK LET THEM PLAY THEIR OKAMA GAMESPHERE

NO KENNY NOT THE LAVA

CARTMAN SO REAL FOR THAT TOWELIE STATEMENT

EPISODE 8:

last ep for tn i think

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U ALL WEARING

butters !!

oh so butters gonna pass out

BUTTERS NO

no bc this is tweeking tweek out

WENDY ENDED CARTMAN SO TRUE

oh it’s the core four… but not.

SHARON MOM WHAT’S WRONG

oh OH

marsh family UNDER SIEGE

tweek baby boi it’s okay

EW WTF

towelie… wtf

BRO TOWELIE THAT WAS SO BAD PLEASE

no THE KIDS

kyle has claustrophobia ?? noted

stan. babe. please.

oh wow okay they rly going this route

i don’t rly wanna talk abt the subject in this ep bc it’s just. not appropriate

cartman pulling a road runner

what is with the bugs bunny refs

kyle: “i’m confused” me too babe

alr bedtime GOOD NITE

EPISODE 9:

HI GAMERS I’M BACC

happy 2 have a day off today to keep binging

lets goooo

AWWW THIS IS THE PICTURE DAY EPISODE JDKFJDSJBG

LOOK AT STAN AND HIS CUTE BLACK HAIR DJSBGKBKSDB HE IS SO BABIE

MY SON <3

stan infact, did not smile.

AYO BEBE GOT THAT DRAG MAKEUP ON SHE AN ALLY

butters OMG :’))))))) his little pink shirt

KENNY MY SON WTF

YOOOOO LOOK AT KYLE’S HAIR IT’S SO POOFY

HE’S SO CUTE

Cartman didn’t have to do all that pls he’s so extra

kenny my son ur a bit psycho for that but i digress

BUTTERS?? KENNY LITERALLY SHOWED HIS ASS

butters my baby boy you did nothing wrong i’m so sad

HOLY FUCK CARTMAN HE REALLY GETTING THAT KENNY PHOTO OUT THERE

STYLE PLAYDATE

cartman bro ur DERANGED

WHAT THE FUCK

ass cheek family I’M SCARRED

FUNNY FUSE

stan and kyle bringing ALL THE BOYS to see butt face parents (all my sons, icons really)

NO BUTTERS SUCH A BAD WAY TO BE GROUNDED

i’m mad he didn’t deserve this

butters pls don’t degrade urself i love u

cartman that’s so wild

kenny and kenny’s mom are scarred too

THE BOYS IN THE WINDOW

OFFICER BARBRADY??? MR. GARRISON? CHEF??? SHELIA???? y’all CRAZY CRAZY

it’s actually kinda nice for cartman to be chill

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GROSS

JIMMY !!!

“what a terrific audience” jimmy is so funny

GOES TO BUTTER’S HOUSE PT 2

a paper bag???? his parents are so mean :’((((

accusing of butters putting on makeup ??? BUT WHAT IF HE LIKES IT???

butter’s dad transphobic he told me so

cartman having a heart <3

“our little man is growing up” style being in charge of cartman is so real of them

“things will start getting more sophisticated around here” stan sweetie i wanna believe u but i can’t. this is south park god dammit.

OKAY BC OF CHARACTER LIMIT I’MMA DO A PART 3

[saeist]

OMGOMGOMGGGGG CONGRATS ON 1K YIPEEEEE fiesta here we goooo🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

FANKYEW ROSIE BEBE 🥰🥰 ITS SAEIST FIESTA SZN 🥳🎉

[quixotin]

marichat lives malnourished but at least ladynoir eats like a king

Reactions to ML World Shanghai, let’s GOOOO

my French is spreading thinner by the day :D so again. disclaimer, take it with a pinch of salt

So, it’s the beginning of summer vacation and the class is having a picnic, we’ve been knew. 

Intro by Marinette goes something like “the vacations begin and so they do for Chat Noir and me.” Then either a) she says Hawkmoth also takes vacation because there’s less akumatizations but there’s still people to help or b) That Hawkmoth takes no vacation and she wonders what would vacation even be like for Hawkmoth anyway. 

CHAT FINALLY GETS TO HAVE ICE CREAM WITH LADYBUG IAM SO SOFT.TT 

You just KNOW that boy didn’t shut about it to Plagg for the next week or so

Imagine him all gushy and blushing and akfahgkal 

owww Marinette’s uncle cleared his schedule even though he’s busy with the restaurant because he wanted to spend time with her  🥺

Uncle Cheng says something about it being the first visit from Marinette since Sabine left for France?? something like that

Marinette points out that Uncle Cheng’s French has improved a lot since the last time they met anD HE SAYS IT’S BECAUSE HE’S BEEN WORKING HARD SO HE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH HER BETTER  🥺 🥺 🥺

The Chengs have a traditional song???

Adrien wants to go sightseeing with his dad  🥺

“yeah yeah but first I have to finish up the details for tomorrow’s inauguration”

go fuck yourself gabriel

NOT THE GORILLA BEING DISTRACTED BY A CAT NOIR ACTION FIGURE AHAHA

Also Fei being a complete badasss WE STAN. Girl could work as a private eye i swear to god

ADRIEN ENDS UP AT UNCLE CHENG’S RESTAURANT BECAUSE PLAGG IS HUNGRY I- 

Plagg doing the most for the love square since day 1 omg hahah

When Adrien meets uncle Cheng: “sHe’s JuST A frIEND” 

fun game, take a shot every time he says that :)))

ADRIEN’S LAUGH?? ADRIEN LAUGHING AND ENJOYING HIMSLEFFFFFF

Marinette’s struggle to communicate with the local people. And everyone being super helpful???  ❤️

Marinette just being cute and friendly and encouraging with Fei even though she just met her  🥺

Adrien speaking Chinese at every oportunityyyy 

“This city is so big, I’ll never be able to do this alone... OH!” CHAT IMMEDIATELY CALLS HIS LADY I-

Gabriel listening in on Fei and Marinette’s conversation??? The fact that Ladybug showed up after Marinette is nowhere to be found?? GABRIEL IS LUCKILY AS BLIND AS HIS SON I SWEAR. 

LADYBUG BEING SOFT AND SWOONING FOR CHAT NOIR BECAUSE HE’S LOOKING FOR MARINETTE

“AH, GENTIL MINOU”

OH, SWEET KITTY. 

just leave me. leave me here bury me already.

lol the way Ladybug wiped the floor with Hawkmothhhh

Gabriel showing 0.0039 seconds of remorse when he sees the Akuma is headed for Shanghai and Adrien is there??? like? shut the fuck up Gabriel?? YOU did this

And the fact this was the first Akuma that didn’t listen to him AT ALL.

lol get fucking wrecked gabriel, said the akuma

“O....kay? Is this good news or bad news?” Chat @ Hawkmoth being literally thanos’ed by the akuma

for you my boy? both. they are both. 

So the guy from the shop was responsible for Fei’s father’s death. And the reason why she flakes out in the akuma battle is because she feels she’s not worthy of the Prodigious, and because her father would be ashamed of what she has become 

:((( bebe no 

ALSO NOT US REALLY THINKING CHAT WAS GOING TO SAVE HER IN THAT INFAMOUS TRAILER AND IT WAS FEI ALL ALONG :D

Chat Noir after defeating the akuma “I still have to find Marinette”

That was the extent of the marichat y’all. that. that was it.  🤡

Ahahaha so that last awkward ladynoir conversation was them trying to shake each other from their tail and Chat was like “So... we meet back in Paris?/Should we go back to Paris together now?” And LB was like “If you insist heh.” Then Chat said something like, “Oh! Which way do you think it’s faster? Through the Pacific or the Atlantic?” and then Ladybug says, “What an interesting question!  I have no way of answering that! “Tell you what. We can try it and next time we meet we can compare our times!” “What a great idea, Chaton! So I go this way.” “And I go this way!” :D 

WE STAN THESE TWO IDIOTS OMG

THEY LITERALLY SHARE ONE BRAINCELL

Then, back at the restaurant, it’s Uncle Cheng’s birthday and it’s the first time he celebrates it and he goes like “And I’m happy I got to celebrate it with you and your boyfriend, Marinette”

UNCLE CHENG SAID ADRINETTE RIGHTS

“He/She’s jUst A FriEND”  😃 😃 😃

i swear to god you two smh

Adrien offering to tutor Marinette on Chinese when they go back to Parisssss

And the cherry at the top of the pie: The Soft Look 

And Zag really said LET MARICHAT STARVE  🤡 🤡

[weareonereacts]

9 songs tag

Well me and Hannah we tagged by the lovely @talaith13 to do this so here we goooo. =3

Rules: Put your music on shuffle, list the first 9 songs and your favorite lyrics from each. Then tag 9 other people to participate!

1. Stronger - EXO

Even on days that were like a storm that comes for no reason Everything’s just gonna be fine For you, who always watched over me from behind, who always held my handEvery time I fail, every time I fall Give me strength so I can become stronger

2. Run (Ballad Mix) - BTS

You are my only sun, one and only in the world I bloomed for you, but I’m still getting thirsty It’s too late, too late, I can’t live without you Though my branch runs dry, I reach for you with all my strength

3. BeBe - Seo In Guk

You can have all of me now My babeDon’t worry babe It might be too early to say it’s love But you’re heart is already filled with me There’s plenty of time to look There’s no worries Although you might think There’s not enough time to look at me Don’t worry babe If you want something deeper Look, I’m right behind you

4.The Star - EXO

The snow becomes pieces of a star as it falls on top of the road It embraces my footsteps that are a bit overwhelmed Everyone is our audience in our drama A variety of colors form drops and fill you up I try to touch you but I’m only dreaming For that one light in the thick darkness, I will try to move my footsteps

5. 고엽 (Autumn Leaves) - BTS

Why can I still not give up on you? I hold onto the withered memories Is it greed? The lost seasons I try to restore, I try to restore themBlaze them brightly, flare It was all pretty, wasn’t it? Our pathroads But it all withered The dead leaves fall down like tears The wind blows and everything drifts apart all day The rain pours and shatters Until the last leaf, you you you

6. Converse High - BTS

Converse Converse, I really hate a Converse When you look all flashy with your black stockings and your high heels That’s just a lie But you look better with Jordan numbers Ha don’t you know? Converses kill your charm Anyway, when you meet me, don’t wear Converses It’s too hard to take them off of you

7. If I Ruled The World - BTS

If I ruled the world I’d have it all All guys probably feel the same When it comes to pretty girls, there’s no racism European, Asian, Caucasian girls (I have ‘em) Call Rick Owens, Ann Demeulemeester Alexander Wang and Shane Oliver I’ll make them make the Kim Nam Joon Collection forever The color of the clothes would be black, now I’m finally pleased Music, turn it up, I’d pick my nose out of boredom So I’ll make a song and make everyone on earth sing it The title of the song would be “Ae gu ga” I’ll be buried under pretty girls as I watch TV All girls of the world would want me, ready to die Boys, bring me alcohol, or you can just disappear Anyway, this is my kingdom

8. 쩔아 (Dope) - BTS

This is the Bangtan style Different from the lying wack jobs Every day is about the hustle life I gotta make it fire baby

9. 장화신은 고양이 (Cat’s Eye) - Astro

What did you eat to become this pretty, Beautiful Girl? Every guy just can’t seem to pass by, (they’re) looking back to you Your normal talk are filled with cuteness I will get your kiss, so you can’t even talk.

Even with your boring jokes, I’m already falling for you. Why am I trembling like this today of all days?

Well there is mine. I have no friends so I can’t tag anyone. >.> opps.

~Heather

[furariginza]

fun tag. 

tagged by oh-maya and i love to talk about myself so here we goooo

i tag everyone who locks eyes with this post. @ me so i can read yours. 

Are You Named For Someone: listen my dude... nicola is actually a boys name in italy, but since i was the first child, my parents gave me the name so i couldn’t be like the next like heir to my family?? my name literally just means victory so i guess they’re a bit conceited. 

When’s The Last Time You Cried: i cried like 15 hours ago because my stupid ass boyfriend is in the army and i haven’t seen his face or any new pictures since august and unexpectedly he smuggled his phone from his captain. then when i received the video call from him i was so happy and i just cried like a lil bitch! 

Do You Like Your Handwriting: ......no, it’s really my complex. no matter how slow i try to write or even when i buy pretty gel pens it doesn’t help. 

What’s Your Favorite Lunch Meat: eating cold meats literally ruins my whole mood, but if i had to choose, i’ve been craving my old school bologna and mustard sandwich but mom refuses to buy it anymore :((((

Do You Have Any Kids: my cat is my son. seventeen are my sons. but nah, all kidding aside i dont have any kids yet i babysit for my job and i really love those boys so i’m hoping i can have kids sometime. my kids are gonna be spoiled as hell since i’m like a kid myself, they’re gonna go to disney every fucking year. 

If You Were Another Person, Would You Be Friends With Yourself: probably yes because my sense of style is bomb.

Do You Use Sarcasm?: yea. 

Do You Still Have Your Tonsils?: so i have them but they get swollen all the time. considering removing them. 

Would You Ever Bungee Jump?: i don’t have time for that, nor would i make time for that. 

What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal?: cinnamon life squares?? not sure if that’s the exact name 

Do You Untie Your Shoes When You Take Them Off?: i sit down and untie each of them because i’m a fcn nerd. 

Do You Think You’re A Strong Person?: not at all, i’m just a smoll bebe. 

What’s Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?: ben and jerrys has this one that’s mainly cocolate but they throw in chunks of cookie dough of chocolate chip, peanut butter, and brownie cookie and its so fucking good!! i ate the whole can of it one time and got mad sick but i lvoed it. 

What’s The First Thing You Notice About People?: clothes... im a hype beast.

Red or Pink: Pink

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? my friggn eyebrows. im italian so the hair is so thick and like hard to maintain. 

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? my sweatpants are black and velvet. i have some fluffy primark slipper boots on too. 

What was the last thing you ate? french creme  horn. 

What are listening to right now? Ariana Grande - Hands on Me. SHES 1 HOUR AWAY FROM ME RIGHTNOW AND I CANT BREATHE. 

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black, but like a jet black with little specs of glitters in there. 

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? it was my dumbass boyfriend. listen, i call him a dumbass but it’s because when we get put together we turn into literal patrick and spongebob and we’re embarassing to watch. we just bring out the stupid in each other. 

Favorite sport to watch? prince of tennis. 

Hair color? a mix of brown and orange....she;s going platinum soon tho...

Eye color? blue grey. 

Do you wear contacts? i can’t force any color contact into my eye because im a wimp. 

Favorite food to eat? these days its garlic chicken wings. 

Scary movies or comedies? i love scary movies but lately there hasn’t been much out that actually make my heart jump. i think i’ve watched too many or perhaps there’s just trash coming out. recommend me if you know anything good. 

Last movie you watched? the last movie i watched was something on lifetime with my grandmother and it’s like “my doctor is stalking me” or something similar and it was really dramatic and funny but i loved it. 

Summer or winter? i hate feeling too hot and i hate feeling too cold.

Hugs or kisses? both. please give me physical attention. 

What book are you currently reading? because i’m so busy with school i don’t really have time to read for fun.... i really like my renaissance art text book though. it makes me wanna go to the art museum and take lots of dramatic pics. 

Who do you miss right now? i miss Boyfriend, they had some bops but when are they gonna return from japan promotions

What is on your mouse pad? i haven’t used a mousepad in years 

What is the last TV program you watched? unsolved mysteries. my favorite show of all time on amazon prime.... support it.

What is the best sound? my cat has a little tiny voice all the time and when he’s really happy he lets out like a mix of a sigh and a meow and its so cute and makes my heart all warm

Rolling Stones or The Beatles? i don’t give a fuck my dude !! 

What is the furthest you have ever traveled? korea. 

Do you have a special talent? learning languages.

Where were you born? portland in maine. mooseland. 

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season 4 (part 1)

bc i know this is about to be so very long

EPISODE 1: SEGA DREAMCAST Y'ALL KNOW WHAT IS UP no I FORBID Y'ALL USUING KENNY'S TEEF TIMMEHHHH aww he's so cute NO NOT KENNY'S TEETH DFDSBKGBKSD :'(((( y'all rly stripped my son nakey... SHAME ON U i chuckled at cartman being the tooth fairy kyle is MAD MAD i was mad when i found out santa wasn't real stan kinda slayed w his plan omg MAFIA TOOTH FAIRY THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT "tits" cartman REALLY DEBATING NKDGKNJGFDJKN main four mafia gang WENDY IN FRAME I LOVE HER no bc if stan showed up in a spiffy suit working for the tooth fairy brigade at 8 years old, i don't know why wendy WOULDN'T BE WHIPPED KENNY'S HAT kyle is in his delusional arc, cartman, leave him be wtf... kyle y'all rly left kenny in the river ihy EPISODE 2:

AWWW A LITTLE SLED RACE ON THE TINY HILL

Tolkien slayed get him

please Wendy be in the select four

hc little Stan and little wendy are extremely competitive at sled racing and make it their whole personalities when the gangs hang out for the annual sled racing every year. they still got their little crush on each other but when they break up the first time OH THEY OUT FOR BLOOD.

Tolkien still ate and Cartman is a piece of shit

HATE CRIME ???? Ngl get ur Justice king

this is actually. so good I love when cartman gets what he deserves

Bebe and Kyle in the same frame it must be so

KENNY TAKE ME TO MEXICO

Kenny did not deserve that slap BYE

SJKDNSLCJXK THIS CHASE HAHA

Kyle: what the fuck is happening

the girls gaslighting, girlbossing and gatekeeping AS THEY SHOULD

juvenile hall is. Sumth.

OH THIS BOY ABT TO FUCK ERIC UPPPP

butters: I think Clyde is the next fattest kid SIR THE DISRESPECT ON MY SONS NAME FROM MY OTHER SON ITS PAINFUL. So hard to have multiple children out here

Girls are SLAYIN idc

AYO YALL GET OFF CLYDE I HAVE BEEF WITH CLYDE HATE

Clyde is literally a perfect size wtf y’all on ABT

“Oh my god we killed Kenny”

“We killed Kenny?”

“We killed Kenny, we’re bastards”

STYLE SO TRUE

Y’all hyping up cartmans ass LMAO

Bebe slayed

YALL CANT BREAK HIM OUTTA JAIL THATS ILLEGAL

THE PIG LATIN LMAOOOOOOO THEY DEVOURED

CARTMAN GROSS

KYLE THATS FUNNY LMAO

EW

this is so gross I hate it here

Not HIM FLUSHING THE CIGS

Tolkien rich as fuck

aAND THEY GET HISTORY LESSON LETS GO

WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN

cartman in his gaslight era AGAIN

Jesus he’s so manipulative but it’s kinda iconic

THE THREE BOYS EPIC

OH THIS PRESENTATION IS WELL DONE MY BOYS WELL DONE

Lmao cartman is so heartless HAHA

CLYDE GET THEM

Bebe on the gals team let’s goooo

Clyde is CRYING LMAOOO

CARTMAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

YO NOT YALL HURTING THE GWORLS JAIL TIME

WHAT IS HAPPENING

okay. That was. An episode. Haha.

EPISODE 3

Kyle being up until 2:00 am UGH

WENDY AND KYLE MY SMART KIDS <3

MR GARRISON THUMBS DOWN DONT PICK ON TIMMY >:(

Timmy doesn’t have ADD but oh my lord I’d die if I had to listen to an audio book of the great gatsby

mackey and victoria asleep REAL OF THEM

STENDYLE ON THE COUCH TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

specifically stendy as their heads lean on one another 🥹🥹🥹

KENNY DONT BONK UR HEAD U DESERVE BETTER

TIMMY SINGER ERAAAAAAA <3 u get em

everyone hyping up Timmy as they should !!! Wendy, Clyde and Tolkien my babies

POGS TIMMY IS A SLAY

Kenny and Cartman WHACKED OUT ON STIMULANTS

DAMN THEY ARE SO BORINGGGG LMAOOO ITS SO FUNNY

the kids: 😐😐😐

I hate this portrayal of Timmy’s disorder 😩

NOT THE PAN TO THE FACE POOR KENNY

NO DONT BEAT UR KIDS PARENTS

“AHHH ITS CHRISTINA AGULIERA” HAHA

Stan ate that speech

INTERESTING EP LOL

EPISODE 4

EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE DRESSED UP AWWWWW

KENNY *slams fists* THATS MY BOIIIIII

stan so unbothered by this clown

CARTMAN IS DEADASS ASLEEP ME TOO

contorting girlies got GAME

omg not them trying to do the same show LMAO

KENNY DKCMFHDHDJKCHD THIS COSTUME

not the boys naked PLEASE

Kenny reading on how to sing JSJFBDJSKD WHOLESOME

he's so cute u guys that's my fucking son

the oldies getting frisky EWWWWWWWWWWWW

wait she's dead????

NOOONOT THE GIRLS :(((((((

Kenny side quest I love it

HEMADE IT YAAAAAA

lil Romania girlies getting a slice of America

Stans HOUSE HOLY SHIT

not the girliessss

KENNY POPPING AWFFFFF

Kenny bffr come home

THEY SLAYED ATE THE BOYS UP

THE ENDING NOOOOO

note: Kenny can SING

EPISODE 5

domestic core 4 board game time

not AIDS Cartman bffr

OH KENNY’S GETTING A SIBLING?

CARTMAN NO

GET UR ASS OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT THIS INSTANT

oh my god I'm actually scared for cartman for once

HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS FATE

STOP TOUCHING HIMMMMM

Kenny being worried abt this baby

Play catch! Cute

OH SHIT KENNY WHAT A FAST BALL

trying to stop him from having sex GENIUS

STAN AND KYLE ON THE WINDOWS JDHSHCJDKXKX THEY’RE MY BESTEST BOYS

Jesus cartman I'm so sorry don't know yet

HUH. NAMBLA IS FUCKED UP

GARRISON COMING OUT KING

MEPHESTO NOOOOOO

THE THREE OF THEM AT THE WINDOW AGAIN I LOVE THEM SO

OH SHES PREGGO SORRY KENNY

KENNY IS RLY TRYING TO KILL THIS KID ITS SO SAD

OH SHIT NOT THE DAD DRINKING IT DHDHCJSJBXHDBDDJDN

NASTY BRO

cartman nooooo

Kenny’s dad is going thru it

KENNYS DREAM OH MY LORD

Kyle NO TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

these men need jail time JAIL TIME

Don't LAY A GOD DAMN FINGER ON BUTTERS U FREAK OF NATURE

NOT TIMMY ANYONE BUT TIMMY

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

NO I CANT NOT MY KIDS

RUN KIDS RUN

CARTMAN. YOU CANT BE SERIOUS

NO NOT BUTTERS

The actual trauma NO

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS CARTMAN I HATE YOU

NO BUTTERS NO NO NO

thank god he's okay

But kennys dad i’m so sorry

Oh KENNYS NEW SIBLING

wait it's kenny PLEASE