#Hercule Curiex

[askjonathancrane]

Incorrect quotes generator, featuring Poirot Characters, GAA characters, my ocs, and @elder-sister’s ocs.

[Note: these are how I view these characters, apologies if they aren’t 100% to their canon personality’s.]

Japp: What's that?

Sonia: Chocolate.

Japp: What's chocolate?

Sonia: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?

Japp: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

Sonia: No wonder you're so bitter.

Lemon: Where are your parents?

Iris: What are parents?

Lemon: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Hastings: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Hercule: Fake?

Carmen to Herlock: Turn that frown upside-down!

*a little while later*

Carmen: What are you doing?

Herlock, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .

Japp: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

Japp: Hercule, what the actual FUCK?

Sonia: Hercule, I think we have a problem.

Hercule: What, the fire?

Sonia: No, the- wait, what fire?

Hercule: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Carmen: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Themis : Please don’t get arrested.

Carmen: No promises! <3

Gina: Why not both? Get creative!

Carmen: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Themis : Please don’t encourage them, Gina.

Sonia: Editor's note: What the fuck?

Themis : We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Gina: Themis , when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Japp: Are you having another depressive episode?

Carmen: A depressive episode?

Carmen: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Hercule: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.